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مسلسل Shameless مترجم - Episode 5
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00:07Here's what you missed on Shameless last week.
00:10I got really drunk.
00:13I'm not sure what happened after that.
00:16What the hell is he doing here?
00:18I can't afford to live somewhere else and support you two.
00:21I think...
00:24Who the fuck's Tony?
00:25Tony, sweet.
00:26The cars I sell are mainly, not mine.
00:28I like you, Fiona.
00:31You remember Steve?
00:35Yeah, how's it going?
00:36She doesn't care if you have a girlfriend, neither do I.
00:39I'm getting married.
00:40You what?
00:42Veronica Fisher, will you do me the honor of being my wife?
00:45Yes!
00:46You don't seem very happy to be getting married.
00:48It's because I'm already married.
00:58Think of all the luck you got
01:01Know that it's not for nine
01:03You were beaming once before
01:07But it's not like that anymore
01:10What is this downside that you speak of?
01:18What is this feeling you're so sure of?
01:44What is this feeling you're so sure of?
01:58I wasn't even thinking about getting married until he brought it up.
02:00Now I'm, like, obsessed.
02:03Phillips, wasn't he drunk when he proposed?
02:05Oh, yeah, it was like that David Hasselhoff video eating a cheeseburger.
02:09I never saw that.
02:10Oh, you've got to YouTube it.
02:11It's like a car wreck you can't not watch.
02:14You really want a drunk proposal to be the story you tell your grandkids?
02:17My husband proposed to me at the top of the Sears Tower.
02:21Champagne and roses.
02:23Six months into the marriage, I found out he was fucking my sister.
02:27And the moral of the story is, my sister's a bitch.
02:31Other than the presence of the booze, give me three good reasons why you want to get married.
02:35Lots of people who love each other get married every day, Fiona.
02:39I don't know, V. The way things are between you and Kevin right now, it seems perfect.
02:44Why ruin it?
02:59What do you get for that?
03:01What?
03:02What are they paying for the neck thing, disability?
03:07674 bucks a month.
03:11That's what I get.
03:15But look, I can do this.
03:30While I admire your commitment, I got to tell you, it's a bit over the top.
03:35I don't understand what the love is, I don't speak English.
03:41I told him, I get migraines.
03:44Genius.
03:46Try proving I don't have them.
03:51I bet it itches like you got crabs in there.
04:06Kev, come out.
04:10You done?
04:11Why are we getting married?
04:13What?
04:13Other than the presence and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons why you want to get married?
04:19Not really.
04:21Wait a minute, this isn't one of those tests, is it?
04:23One of those woman things where I'm supposed to change your mind?
04:25It is, you just failed.
04:27What, you saying you don't want to get married?
04:29No, I mean, things between us are pretty great.
04:31I don't want to ruin it.
04:33Well, what will we tell people?
04:34Well, the wedding's off.
04:35No one's damn business-wise.
04:37Yeah?
04:38Yeah.
04:39Well, great then.
04:45Guess I gotta tell Mama.
04:47Oh, yeah.
04:48That's gonna suck.
04:49She's on her way over to talk about the blessed event.
04:53I am gonna miss getting a free KitchenAid mixer.
04:56Can you still register for gifts even though you're not getting married?
04:59I got a gift for you.
05:01Yeah?
05:01Mm-hmm.
05:02Mm-hmm.
05:07Here comes the bride, all dressed in white.
05:11Which I think you can still get away with, baby.
05:15Oh, I can't believe it.
05:20Oh, I can't believe it.
05:21I can't believe this.
05:22What happened?
05:24Nothing happened, Mama.
05:25We just-
05:25How could you do this to me?
05:26Look, Mama, nothing's gonna change.
05:28Kev and I are still together.
05:29Yeah, Mama, see-
05:30Don't call me, Mama.
05:31We're just cutting out all the paperwork, right?
05:34You know, and besides, until gay people can get married in this state, I'm not gonna.
05:42You know this isn't what your father wants.
05:44You know that, don't you?
05:46Daddy's dead, Mama.
05:46He doesn't really want anything.
05:47Your daddy, rest his soul, wants to see his little girl married.
05:52Look, Mama, all I'm gonna-
05:53That's why he set a little something aside for you for once you finally settle down.
05:57A little what?
05:57Your daddy left you money for your first home, once you got married.
06:01A house?
06:02Yeah, he thought it might keep you from being somebody's baby mama.
06:05How much?
06:06I don't know.
06:07He wanted the envelope open on your wedding day.
06:10Now, I guess we'll never know.
06:13I just-
06:14I never knew how much it meant to daddy.
06:16The world.
06:18Maybe we should reconsider, babe.
06:21But what about the gay people?
06:22They got their parades.
06:24They can wait.
06:26It's hot.
06:27I'm hot.
06:28You guys hot?
06:33Hot.
06:37Coming!
06:53Oh, it's fresh and clean as a whistle.
06:56Thanks, Fiona.
06:56You have no idea what this means to me.
06:59It means you get to smoke weed and keep your government job, and I get to eat.
07:02It's lasagna, straight from the oven.
07:04It's so warm.
07:05So is this.
07:05Keep it that way if you want to pass.
07:07Lunch!
07:08Eat it or miss it, people!
07:10Thanks.
07:11Bye.
07:12Want more pistrood?
07:14You know it.
07:15All right.
07:18Cup of lasagna?
07:19Right here.
07:20Anyone?
07:20Who was on dishes today?
07:22Uh, I'll get them after lunch.
07:24Hey, Debs?
07:25You ready to go to Target?
07:27Oh, yeah.
07:28Sure.
07:28What's that smell?
07:30It's not a vomit or fancy cheese.
07:32Take me both if you want.
07:34Target?
07:35Dad's going to go help me register for wedding gifts.
07:38I thought the wedding was off.
07:40Back on.
07:42Cup now?
07:43Mm-hmm.
07:44Oh.
07:46Hey, hey.
07:47Damn.
07:48You tell that girl Sonny I will crap on a paper plate for her if you give me some minuterum.
08:04Francis Gallagher.
08:06Yeah.
08:15Drop your pants.
08:16Well, let's see whether it has any bearings on my migraines.
08:21Me neither, but it's all in state form.
08:23Drop it, sailor.
08:27Yeah.
08:29Still cold.
08:30Of course.
08:32Again.
08:34Again.
08:37That's weird.
08:39Have you ever done a testicular self-examination?
08:42Oh, God, no.
08:43I say leave those three bad boys down there alone.
08:46Yeah, well, that's a problem.
08:48Should only be two testicles invited to this party.
08:51What's this?
08:52I need you and your testicles back here tomorrow for a biopsy.
08:55So I got an extra passenger on board.
08:57What's the big deal?
08:58Normal numbers, too.
08:59Not for me.
09:00Third guy's always been there.
09:02He's my lucky charm.
09:02Gave me six kids.
09:05Probably benign, then.
09:07You're smart not to worry.
09:08Until you do a biopsy, it gives you something to worry about.
09:12Yeah.
09:21Uh, pretty sure you can't bring a baby into a bar, ma'am.
09:23And I'm pretty sure you can't get married if you already are.
09:26Yeah, I know.
09:26I know.
09:27Why the hell doesn't she know yet?
09:28Because I'm afraid to tell her.
09:31Kev, you got...
09:31I don't want to make her sad, V.
09:32It would break my heart to hurt her.
09:35Just tell her the truth, Kev.
09:37If you don't, I will.
09:42Can you hit me with a milk refill?
09:46The devil's in my balls, Billy, and he's coming for the rest of me.
09:49Let's hope he can swim.
09:50Why, Billy?
09:51Why me?
09:52Because you're an asshole, Frank.
09:54Doc says it's probably benign.
09:57Look at Lance Armstrong.
09:58He had that ball cancer.
10:00Yeah, he ends up fucking a rock star.
10:01That's right.
10:02Yeah.
10:03That's right.
10:03Let's see.
10:04Hey, baby.
10:05Hey.
10:07Hmm.
10:07Yeah, ma'am.
10:09Okay.
10:10I know that this is silly, but I'm really starting to get excited about this whole wedding thing.
10:14The gifts and the wedding and being Mrs. Kev and Vaughan.
10:19You know Old Man Parsons' place on 5th?
10:21I think we should buy it.
10:23What?
10:24You know, the one where there's someone crazy and hit them with an act?
10:27It's for sale, and I think we should start, like, getting our stuff together.
10:29All the loans and credit scores and all that.
10:33What's the matter, babe?
10:34That's right.
10:35I got the blood cleaned up by now.
10:42I can't marry you, Veronica.
10:47I'm already married.
10:52She's beautiful.
10:55She's a head case.
10:56She used to throw plates at me.
10:57She couldn't handle her booze.
10:58That's how I got scars on the back of my neck.
11:00Babe, you have no idea how many times I wanted to tell you over the years, but the more time
11:04went on, the more unreal it all seemed.
11:09Looked like a douchebag without a mullet.
11:12I can't believe this.
11:15Guess we can forget about buying a house.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Maybe not.
11:19Maybe not.
11:19What do you mean?
11:20You don't actually have to get married, do you?
11:23I mean, your mom wants a wedding.
11:24So, give her one.
11:27I could get ordained online.
11:28And we just don't file the license with the state.
11:31A fake wedding!
11:35Why not?
11:36She'll still be married.
11:37It just won't be legal.
11:39Yeah, but what's the point, then?
11:40It's all the free shit, baby.
11:43Oh, damn.
11:44Baby, come on.
11:45That would have sucked.
11:46Showing up at your wedding fucking paralyzed and shit, yeah?
11:49Oh, shit.
11:52Looks a bit like Top Ramen in there, doesn't it?
11:59Sweetie, would you like me to come with you to your biopsy?
12:02No, it's probably nothing.
12:05A benign sis.
12:06An ingrown hair.
12:07Yes, I think you're right.
12:09You're gonna be just fine.
12:15Why the hell are you crying?
12:22I knew it was too good to be true.
12:25You're gonna die.
12:26Jesus, Sheila.
12:28I'm not gonna die.
12:29I haven't even had the biopsy yet.
12:31It's probably that nut vice sex toy of hers that gave you the damn cancer.
12:34I'm gonna need the house next week for Bible study.
12:37We're doing a passion play again.
12:38Might get noisy.
12:42Yes.
12:43God.
12:49I have two plots at Oakwood Cemetery.
12:53One was for Eddie.
12:55Nothing would make me happier than to bury you in one of them.
13:01Wait there for me.
13:04Oh, God.
13:06I'm gonna die.
13:09He married your father and I, Aunt Rochelle, Uncle Bobby, and Cousin Jimmy with...
13:13You know, the first wife of his, the one with the cleft palate.
13:15A cleft palate is merely the mark God leaves when he kisses a person before they're born.
13:22That girl's mama just kept the folic acid.
13:24I'm gonna need you both to come to my weekend engagement encounter retreat.
13:29It covers all of the pre-cala material necessary for you to get married with God's blessing.
13:35Uh, could you excuse us for just a second, please?
13:40It might be kind of fun to do it at a church outing, huh?
13:42Veronica, that man in there is a priest.
13:45He's gonna require a license, a marriage license.
13:48And I'm pretty sure bigamy is still a felony in the state of Illinois.
13:51Why'd you let your mom drag us down here?
13:53You know that mama wasn't going to take note.
13:54What about Fiona? Wasn't she gonna marry us?
13:56Relax, baby. I got this.
13:59You know what, mama?
14:00We already have someone that's gonna do the wedding for us.
14:02Is this some healing hands voodoo wheatgrass jackass?
14:05Because that is not a wedding in the Lord's eyes.
14:07Go ahead, tell him, father.
14:08Tell him, that is not a wedding in the Lord's eyes.
14:11Well, I know this, that just like the honeybee, God has many eyes.
14:19Look, it has to be a priest.
14:21That's what your father wanted.
14:22That's what I want.
14:23And that's what the Lord wants.
14:27Wedding's not gonna work.
14:28What happened?
14:29Mama wants a real priest.
14:30Sheila said she'd make your wedding dress if you want.
14:32Oh, that's nice.
14:34But what's good as a dress if I don't have a priest?
14:36You could hire an actor.
14:38Remember the guy who played Elmo at my birthday party?
14:40You remember that?
14:41He took his head off.
14:43It was traumatized.
14:44Do you think an actor could work?
14:45You know what?
14:46I could probably get Father Pete to do it.
14:48If Carl will help.
14:49What's it gonna cost me?
14:50Uh, Karen and I usually play Friday night.
14:52John, Father Pete, the groper.
14:55God willing.
14:57Have you got hot dogs?
14:57Mm, no hot dogs.
15:06What?
15:12Excuse me.
15:14Better late than never.
15:16Even better on time.
15:17What's with the costume?
15:19R2C.
15:20I made cadet lieutenant colonel today.
15:22You did?
15:22That's great.
15:23Congratulations.
15:25When I get back, I want the new stock shelved with all the labels facing the same direction.
15:29Where are you going?
15:30Your head is like a funnel.
15:32The Boy Scout trip is this weekend.
15:34They have Muslim Boy Scouts?
15:35It's similar.
15:35The motto is still be prepared, but you learn how to work with chemicals instead of tying knots.
15:40The troop is sponsored by the Baptist Church.
15:42They give us free outfits and overnights, and we let them think we're assimilating.
15:45Everybody wins.
15:47I'll be back Sunday night.
15:52Lieutenant Colonel, I'm so proud of you.
15:55It's not that big of a deal.
15:57Linda and the boys are gone for two nights.
15:59We're gonna have a whole night together to celebrate.
16:01We're gonna have a whole night together.
16:31I'm just gonna take a look.
16:37Okay, well, that is definitely better.
16:41I think you're okay.
16:43Well, now, yeah.
16:45I'm just gonna shave you, okay?
16:51I've never been shaved down there before.
16:53Just doing a small section.
17:02Okay.
17:03Oh.
17:04I'm sorry about that.
17:09Maybe I could come back later and shave the other two.
17:16There.
17:18All done.
17:19Oh.
17:20Feels like spring.
17:24Wish I could say this wasn't gonna hurt.
17:30You don't have to go too crazy here, Sheila, but as close to bear a wing as you can get.
17:34You are going to make a beautiful bride.
17:36Aw, Sheila.
17:38You're making me feel like Cinderella.
17:40Screw Cinderella.
17:41Little doe-eyed bitch.
17:42It's probably one of the worst role models for little girls.
17:45I think Cinderella was a feminist.
17:48The whole idea of marriage is a useless vestige of an archaic civilization.
17:52How would you know?
17:54I watched one unravel.
17:55Oh, so one example of a bad one makes them all bad?
17:59Hmm?
17:59In olden times, marriage was nothing more than a legal exchange of women for property.
18:03Maybe you're being a little pessimistic.
18:04It's just a piece of paper.
18:06A birth certificate is just a piece of paper.
18:09And money.
18:10Money is just a piece of paper.
18:12But those are pretty valuable.
18:14True.
18:15Hey, Gloria Steinem, enough of the blah, blah.
18:18Let's talk bachelorette party.
18:19I got that covered.
18:20Don't worry.
18:21Oh, you better.
18:22Mm-hmm.
18:22Because we gonna be doing it.
18:24What?
18:25Uh-huh.
18:25Let's sing it, ladies.
18:26You got it, fun.
18:27Feeling sick.
18:29Feeling tired.
18:31Seeing more of my oncologist than I see of my whole family.
18:35The hardest thing for me to accept is the fact that I can't fix this.
18:40I'm used to being the mom, you know?
18:42The one who takes care of everyone and everything.
18:47Fix her.
18:49And this is breast cancer.
18:52I can't fix this.
18:56Just knowing your tits are trying to kill you?
19:00That's gotta suck.
19:01I mean, mine's in my balls.
19:04So, they've got a reason to be pissed.
19:07Tucked between two legs, wedged right over near your asshole.
19:10There's no good way to sit.
19:12No underwear that's been devised to hold them effectively in place.
19:17They're a bizarre appendage.
19:19An afterthought.
19:20Which is why I don't believe in intelligent design.
19:25There is no God.
19:27We're all gonna die.
19:34Why do I have to do it?
19:36Because you're the only one who's young enough to be an altar boy.
19:38We'll stop him before anything goes down.
19:40Or anyone.
19:41Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:46The Gallagher boys.
19:48If you're here to steal the noon offering basket, you're out of luck.
19:51Already off to the bank.
19:53Oh, no.
19:54Carl here is interested in being an altar boy.
19:56That's a big responsibility.
19:57Yeah, we know.
19:58We tried talking him out of it, but he cried and cried, so we thought we'd bring him in.
20:02See if you thought he had what it takes.
20:05Hello there, Carl.
20:07We'll be back for you in a bit, bud.
20:14You wanna watch Scarface again tonight?
20:16I can't.
20:17Got a date?
20:19Mandy date or cash date?
20:21Cash date.
20:23You're a slut, man.
20:27Shit.
20:32Looks like we have a priest for V's wedding.
20:36Fake priest?
20:37No, no.
20:37Priest is real.
20:38We're just not gonna file the license.
20:40A little immoral, don't you think?
20:41Like lying to God's face?
20:42Really?
20:43Mr. Morality?
20:44Whose car is this that we're in?
20:45Well, it's not like I have a priest in the back.
20:47Are you still picking up the cake?
20:48Angelica's bakery.
20:50Can Kevin Faye use this car for their big exit after the reception?
20:54Yeah, I think that could work.
20:55I just...
20:55I need it back right after.
20:57Okay.
20:58Can't do anything bad to it.
21:00And no sex in it.
21:01No sex in it.
21:05I just need this thing in perfect condition.
21:07All right, Fiona, I just...
21:09Whoa, whoa!
21:10Whoa, damn it.
21:12Damn it.
21:13Relax.
21:14Relax.
21:14It happens.
21:15Okay?
21:15Yeah, what happens?
21:16Prison time?
21:27Hey!
21:28Fiona, I thought that was you.
21:30Your uniform looks different.
21:32Yeah, they issued new coats.
21:35See you at Kevin Veronica's wedding tomorrow?
21:37Yeah.
21:39I'm gonna need to see your license and registration.
21:40What?
21:41Why?
21:42Officer, sir.
21:43Well, you're doing 35 on a 25.
21:45And there was some swerving.
21:46That was kind of weird.
21:47Yeah, here's my license.
21:48But I actually don't have the registration.
21:50It's actually my friend's car.
21:51You really are supposed to have that on you at all times.
21:54Let me see what I can do.
21:55I'll be right back.
21:56Okay.
21:58Why'd you give me your license?
21:58It's not my real license.
22:00So now what?
22:00Run?
22:01No, that never works.
22:04Hey, Zeus, you got me?
22:05Yeah, thanks, buddy.
22:07Well, who's Jesus?
22:08Follow car.
22:09Always use a follow car.
22:23Fuck your speed, sir.
22:24See you at the wedding, Pete.
22:25Okay.
22:27Out.
22:28What?
22:28Get out.
22:29Oh!
22:34What about the car?
22:36Take care of it.
22:45My heart's in my throat right now.
22:46This adrenaline's kind of cool, isn't it?
23:00See you at the wedding.
23:01What?
23:01The joke is bigger, right?
23:03Yeah.
23:04Right.
23:07I've decided to start wearing a tie every day.
23:10I could die at any moment.
23:14I thought it would be nice to look my best for the grim reaper, son of a bitch.
23:22You know what?
23:24You know what?
23:24Fuck him.
23:26Fuck him!
23:27Why give him the satisfaction?
23:29I'll do it myself.
23:30Take my own goddamn life.
23:34You know what the real shame of it is, Kev?
23:38The real shame is there are so many things I so want to do.
23:45Yeah, like what?
23:50Jesus Christ!
23:51I don't know.
23:53I don't know!
23:54How sad is that?
23:56Man doesn't even know what he wants to do.
23:58Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
23:59Hey!
24:00What's going on?
24:03What's this?
24:03You gotta wear it tonight for the bachelor party.
24:05Everyone's gonna be wearing one.
24:07Andy, get the fuck out of here.
24:09Don't be a dick, dude!
24:10Fucking wear it!
24:11Bachelor party?
24:13Yeah, if you want to go, you can come.
24:16What's the plan?
24:18Me and my friends are gonna get wasted and do some stupid shit,
24:21but we gotta get you one of these.
24:26Awesome.
24:28Is the blindfold for the element a surprise,
24:31or so I don't know where you live?
24:32A little bug.
24:33Ooh!
24:37Ta-da!
24:40Oh.
24:43Oh.
24:45Wow, yeah.
24:46This is your house.
24:48Where you live with Linda and the kids.
24:51Now it's our house.
24:54Ah.
25:15What's wrong?
25:16Sorry, it's just, it's too weird.
25:18What is?
25:19All of your shit, it's, it's freaking me out.
25:22It smells like goats in here, man.
25:24Damn, wait!
25:44But why would she do it in the first best season?
25:47Because she could!
25:48She was like one of those weird Jilu's acrobat!
25:50Huh, no, y'all are all tiny and cute when they do it.
25:54She's feeling like Bimby Longstock is getting her own ass.
25:58Jesus.
26:00Dad, what the hell happened to you?
26:02Court was too long.
26:03I got three nuts.
26:05You're gonna die.
26:10This is a nasty-ass hair belt.
26:20Oh.
26:23Oh.
26:28Fuck.
27:08Marty?
27:09Surprise!
27:10I'm the maid of honor at your fake wedding, and I didn't even know you had a brother.
27:14There's no reason for that.
27:15He busted out of prison?
27:16Last night.
27:17What was he in for?
27:18Aggravated assault, larceny, and arson.
27:20Oh.
27:21Arson?
27:21Who are you talking about?
27:22V's brother.
27:24Oh, is that like a sibling brother, or just a black-eyed brother?
27:27You remember the fire at the curves in the mini mall?
27:29That was him.
27:30He loves setting fires to things, and he hates women.
27:32It was the perfect storm.
27:33He's nuts.
27:34No, I'm serious.
27:35He's nuts.
27:36He came at me.
27:37I had to fight my ass off.
27:38Then one time, I'm having a brew.
27:39He came up to me.
27:40He's all, ass cut, fuck, on me.
27:42Is he retarded?
27:44I wish.
27:45Tourette's coupled with bipolar disorder and a drinking problem.
27:47He's a shrinks wet dream.
27:49What are we going to do?
27:51Kick his ass back to prison, because if there's one person you can always count on to really
27:55fuck things up, it's Marty.
27:57Bungie jumping, eh?
27:58From the L-tracks.
27:59Good news bad.
28:01Your biopsy results came back negative.
28:03The tumor was benign, so you're not going to die autistic for cancer.
28:07Oh!
28:07Oh, thank God!
28:09Oh!
28:09So I can keep it?
28:11Yeah.
28:13Swelling on your brain you probably got going on in there might end up doing you in.
28:17What?
28:18Oh, the bump looks pretty superficial.
28:21But if you vomit more than twice, have any seizures or experience memory loss, call 9-1-1.
28:27Well, what if I vomit while I'm having a seizure and have no memory of it?
28:32Tree in the forest, my friend.
28:35What?
28:40You know you can't stay, Marty.
28:41You gotta go back to prison.
28:43Look, Ron, it's bullshit security.
28:45They practically give you your own key.
28:47Aren't you risking your parole?
28:48I mean, how long did you have left?
28:49I didn't...
28:50Cocksucker month!
28:51Jesus, Marty.
28:52That's no time at all.
28:53It's your wedding day, Ron.
28:54Why don't you go back and turn yourself in?
28:56Tell them it was a mistake.
28:57Blame it on the threats.
28:58Tell them that it won't happen again.
29:00You know us for the best.
29:01Blame it!
29:03I'm gonna go get cleaned up and we'll have you back before they even know you left.
29:07Look, I'm not going back, Ron.
29:08It's your wedding day and I'm not gonna miss your...
29:10Shit, mister!
29:11Wedding day.
29:20This is the dress that I will wear this afternoon.
29:26And it will protect me like this house protects me.
29:31This is the dress.
29:34And today is the day.
29:36And the day is good.
29:39You look nice.
29:40Where are you pretending to go?
29:42I'm going to a wedding today.
29:45I am really gonna do it this time.
29:48And it's supposed to be a beautiful day today.
29:51Beautiful and safe and sunny.
29:55The sun's just a burning ball of fire that could plunge from the sky at any time.
30:06Maybe we should just let him come to the wedding.
30:08No way.
30:08I'm not having a nutcase at my wedding.
30:10Can you imagine the service?
30:12Do you, Veronica?
30:13Fucking bitch, Fisher!
30:15Take this man...
30:16Fuck!
30:18Dick!
30:18Kevin Ball!
30:19Oh, uh-uh, no.
30:20I'm taking him back to prison where he belongs if I gotta drag his ass back there myself.
30:23Always happens when he's off his meds.
30:27Wait, give me your dress so I can steam it.
30:29Behind the door.
30:34No?
30:35The bathroom door.
30:37It's a real pretty guest, Ronnie.
30:42It'll burn nicely with all this taffeta.
30:46Oh, Jesus.
30:47You send me back to jail!
30:49This dress goes up!
30:50This house goes up!
30:51We all go up!
30:53Marty?
30:55Marty, open the door.
30:57Open the goddamn door!
30:59You're not getting married without me!
31:02Fuck!
31:06He's not doing anything.
31:08He's just sitting in there, lighting a lighter.
31:10Oh, my God.
31:11He's gonna burn the house down.
31:12This is what he did at granddaddy's funeral.
31:13Gutted out half the hospice.
31:14Maybe we should call the cops.
31:16Kev's right.
31:16If the house goes up, we're not gonna be able to get him out of there.
31:18Maybe call the cops on my own brother?
31:20It's always been like this.
31:21Nobody else could ever be the center of attention.
31:23It's always gotta be about him.
31:24You should be in a nut house!
31:26What's going on?
31:27Veronica's brother locked himself in the bathrooms, threatening to burn the place down.
31:30Cool!
31:31He's saying that he's gonna light both the dress and the shit sack house on fire.
31:36What's a shit sack?
31:37All I wanted was to own my own home.
31:40And maybe some small kitchen appliances for you, for me, for our home.
31:45Maybe some kids someday.
31:46I thought you didn't want to have any kids.
31:48Based on what?
31:49You saying how much you hate them?
31:50Yeah, other peoples.
31:52But I might not mind having a baby covering it around.
31:55Little tomorrow person.
31:57What?
31:58Well, that's what I call little mixed race babies.
32:01Tomorrow people.
32:02Little people of tomorrow.
32:05What are we gonna do?
32:07Maybe we should just call it off.
32:09No, not a chance.
32:10Baby, listen, this is our time.
32:11We're gonna get fake married, and nothing's gonna stop us.
32:19Tomorrow people?
32:21Tomorrow people.
32:28Hey, can you sign in for me at detention today?
32:30Mrs. Spindlewell, though, she's almost blind.
32:33You ditched him?
32:34Cash is on the plan.
32:36I thought that was last night.
32:38It was supposed to be, but he took me to his place and sort of freaked me out.
32:43I mean, I always knew he had a wife and a life and everything, but seeing it and smelling it...
32:49I mean, his life actually has an odor.
32:56What was that for?
32:58I just felt like kissing my boyfriend.
33:01Have fun fucking cash.
33:16Remember when we were little?
33:18And you'd always tag along with me wherever I went?
33:22I always looked after you, didn't I, Marty?
33:25And you know why?
33:28Because I'm your big little sister.
33:30And I didn't want you to get in trouble because I love you.
33:34And that's why I want you to go back to prison.
33:39Do you know what?
33:41I've been thinking about my wedding, and you know something?
33:45You were right.
33:47Because my wedding day wouldn't be my wedding day without my little big brother there.
33:56In fact, I'd like you to be the one to give me away.
34:03Marty?
34:11You mean it?
34:13Cross my heart.
34:14Come here, you go tonight.
34:21You bitches!
34:22You bitches lied to me!
34:25You wanna burn down your cock-sucking cock-fuckers?
34:37No!
34:43I don't think so.
34:44I was trying to fall off.
34:56Lip!
34:57My boy. My oldest boy.
35:00Yeah. Here to pick up Karen.
35:02What's with the vest?
35:04Shields made it.
35:07Wow. Look at you. You look beautiful.
35:10Thanks.
35:11Hi, Lip.
35:12Hi.
35:12Does my head look bigger?
35:16I don't think it can get any bigger, Dad.
35:18I have to keep an eye on it.
35:20Watch for memory loss and vomit.
35:22More so than usual.
35:24You know what?
35:25I have a second chance at life.
35:27I'm not gonna surround myself with negative energy.
35:31How about you just show up at this wedding?
35:33Do what you do best.
35:35Drink free booze and look happy.
35:37Yes?
35:39All right, Frank. I am ready.
35:43You're coming, Mom.
35:44Yes, I'm coming.
35:47I've got my purse and my gift and my gloves and my selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor and my monoamine oxidase
35:57inhibitor.
35:57And I have my anti-anxiety disco biscuits.
36:01And I am ready to go.
36:03I am really ready.
36:23I'll just get you a piece of cake, Mom.
36:34That would just be wonderful, sweetheart.
36:39There's just so much I've got to get done here.
36:55Ah, that bitch.
36:57What kind of cocksuck does the sword, brother?
37:12The daily problems never cause you undue anxiety nor the desire for earthly possessions dominate your lives.
37:19But may your heart's first desire be always the good things waiting for you in the life of heaven.
37:26Amen.
37:27Amen.
37:28You may kiss the bride.
37:39Yeah!
37:41Yeah!
37:43Yeah!
37:44Get it out!
37:46Woo!
37:47Woo!
37:48Yeah!
37:51Yeah!
37:54What's going on?
37:56I'm mad! I'm mad!
38:03I'm mad!
38:04I'm mad!
38:05Oh, my God!
38:06It's working!
38:10I'm mad!
38:12Take it down!
38:13Take it down!
38:14Take it down!
38:16Come on!
38:17Oh, my God!
38:17You gotta send it.
38:20I'm mad!
38:21You gotta send it!
38:22You gotta send it!
38:36uh folks let's face facts when it comes to good things most of them come in pairs like your
38:43favorite jeans new socks and kevin and veronica and as it turns out most people's testicles
38:51so here's to the happy couple kevin veronica may you always only have two testicles between you
39:07oh sweetheart may the good lord watch over you in your new home oh thank you mama
39:21five hundred dollars are you fucking kidding me
39:27we're getting a barbie house baby
39:31maybe you're making yourself too available you think hey lady friend where the hell's my cake
39:40steve's supposed to be here with the damn thing
39:43that's the trouble with the exciting ones the unpredictability is what makes them so exciting
39:47but it's also what makes them so damned unpredictable
39:51you may not be steve but he's here
40:00hi hi do you want to dance
40:03the bible is the word of god how can it be the word of god if it was rewritten by
40:09king james
40:14oh this was really a perfect day i only wish little marty could have been here
40:21a good idea
40:40a good idea
40:40a good idea
40:48i'm not going to be there
40:50i'm not going to be there
40:50really
40:52You're late, Dr. Sherman.
41:06Hi, Gallagher.
41:09Okay, Gallagher's the only family I got,
41:12so let's put this on through her.
41:17Is it on?
41:19It's on! It's on!
41:20Wait, did it go?
41:20It's not on!
41:21It's on!
41:22It's on!
41:22It's on!
41:23It's on!
41:24It's on!
41:26Ready?
41:27Let's go!
41:27Wait, where's Liv?
41:32Where is it?
41:32Oh!
41:33Yeah!
41:37Oh yeah, give it to me!
41:39Oh yes!
41:40Oh yeah!
41:41Yeah!
41:42Oh yeah!
41:43Give it to me!
41:44Do you want me to give it to her?
41:45Yes, do!
41:46Yeah, she said she wants you to give it to her!
41:48So just give it to her already!
41:49Okay?
41:51Cock-a-ball!
41:53Cock-a-ball!
42:12It really was like a fairytale.
42:21And she was a real princess!
42:25Yeah, well she's dead now.
42:27How's that for happily ever after?
42:36Asshole!
42:37I'm not gonna play when I'm doing my thing!
42:39Well I'm making a ball swing!
42:40Can't do it again!
42:41If you think what I do is a fan!
42:43Holla!
42:43Little homie if you think you're mad!
42:45Holla!
42:46Little homie if you think you're mad!
42:47Holla!
42:48Then when I'm making a ball swing!
42:49Can't do it again!
42:50Can't you!
42:51Make it a good stuff!
42:53Can't do it again!
42:56I'll give it to the guitar!
42:57That's how I do it!
42:58Can't do it again!
43:00I'll give it to the guitar!
43:00Holla!
43:02All time!
43:03Alright!
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