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مسلسل Shameless مترجم - Episode 3
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00:08This is what you missed last week on Shameless.
00:13Dad's missing.
00:14How the hell did I end up in Canada?
00:17Frank needs a wake-up call before he wrecks all your lives.
00:20You left him there? You came back.
00:23You must be joking.
00:27You're fucking him?
00:30Frank, relax.
00:34Morning.
00:35CYO Awards Banquet is next week at St. Stephen's.
00:38I was hoping you'd come.
00:39Can I think about it?
00:58But it's not like that anymore.
01:01What is this downside that you speak of?
01:08What is this feeling you're so sure of?
01:21What is this feeling you're so sure of?
01:22Round and the friends you got
01:24Know that they're not for not
01:26You were willing once before
01:30But it's not like that anymore
01:34What is this downside that leaves me gone?
01:41What is this feeling?
01:44It's us, girl
02:06Really good, good, good
02:08Tony, shut up
02:18Shit, hit, hit, shit, shit
02:22Yeah, absolutely
02:23Oh, uh, shit, oh
02:29Hey, hey, what is that?
02:32What is that?
02:33Oh, no
02:41Oh, my
02:42Hey
02:42Hey
02:42Hey
02:43Hey
02:43Hey
02:47Hey
03:15Hey, that's sexual harassment.
03:17Mandy.
03:17Hey, Ian.
03:18What's going on?
03:20I wanted to thank you for coming to my rescue in history class today.
03:24The colonial soldiers conserve what, by declaring, don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes.
03:35Oh, shit.
03:39No problem.
03:40Mr. Bancroft's a prick.
03:42Well, I think you might be my knight in shining armor.
03:46Right.
03:51You're funny, Ian Gallagher.
03:54Okay.
03:54Well, what time do you get off work?
03:58Uh, you know, I think it's inventory night, so probably not too really late.
04:03All right.
04:03Well, I guess I'll see you around school tomorrow, then?
04:07Yeah.
04:08Right.
04:08All right.
04:08See you tomorrow, Mandy.
04:19Bye, Ian.
04:21This crocodile here would be just as happy munching on that hunk of chicken as he would dining on our
04:25croc tamer's hand.
04:26These amazing creatures may look cute and cuddly, but caution should be taken if you find a...
04:31Frank, can you get that?
04:33What?
04:33The door.
04:35Christ.
04:39Dad.
04:40Son.
04:44I'm here for Karen.
04:45Huh?
04:51Karen, there's a boy here for you.
04:53Get down in a sec.
04:56Phillip.
04:57Hi.
04:58I've made chicken Kiev.
04:59There's leftovers.
05:00Oh, no, that's fine.
05:02Chill.
05:02I think Karen and I are just going to grab some burgers later.
05:04I'll take some of those little red potatoes if you can do it.
05:07Of course, sweetie.
05:15Is this your home now?
05:18First time in my life I ever felt like I actually belonged somewhere.
05:22Right.
05:23It's quiet, clean, good food.
05:26Free.
05:34What are your intentions?
05:39Excuse me?
05:40With Karen.
05:41Your intentions?
05:44Hey.
05:45Ready?
05:46Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:47You know, let's, uh, let's get out of here.
05:50Have her home by midnight.
05:54And nothing below the waist.
06:15Boo!
06:18Boo!
06:18Ranny?
06:20You miss me?
06:22Yes, what are you doing here?
06:26We need to walk you home silly
06:30Oh
06:42Thunder is right on great diggers back wheel
06:54Do you want another beer? Okay, but don't be too long
07:07Ow
07:08Get out of your shit. It's fun, whatever
07:13You're leaving? Yeah, I'm trying to get in herpes
07:39Oh
07:41Many many maybe we should I have one
07:54Many okay. Oh, okay
07:58So what happened with you and that guy Steve was it?
08:02Those kids they really love you. You're so cute do the siren do the siren so I take it. You
08:07two broke up what you came with me to the bank
08:15Why is Mandy milk of its crying? I'll see you Tony who did what to Mandy milk of it
08:39What's wrong with your mom why can't you leave the house?
08:44What's wrong with your dad? Why is he such a drunk?
08:54Is that a hickey?
08:56Nah, I burned myself with a curling iron
08:59This is a hickey
09:00This is a hickey
09:01Who from?
09:03Ernie Morrissey
09:06Amateur
09:09What's it like with my dad living at your house?
09:12Weird
09:13It's only gonna get weirder
09:16It's cold out here
09:19It's cold out here
09:19I think I hear it coming
09:25Oh
09:40What the fuck?
09:42What are you doing to her?
09:44Clearing the toxins from her lungs
09:52Hey Ben
09:53Stop lending the Callagher's our shit V a toaster?
09:57Who borrows a toaster?
09:58Carl set theirs on fire trying to melt two action figures together
10:01Yeah, I don't give a shit if he was trying to melt his balls together
10:04Tell him to buy a toaster
10:05They're like 20 bucks for Christ's sakes
10:08Maybe you should clear the toxins from her ass
10:11You smell her room lately?
10:12At least I don't shit you in a bag
10:15Ten minutes to get downstairs
10:18Why is it so cold in this house?
10:25Looks like an A to me
10:26Someone get the door
10:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
10:31The band is for killing, not for taking to school
10:34I don't need any more notes from your teacher
10:39Fine, I'll get the door
10:49Go away
10:49I'm here for Ian, not for you
10:51Huh?
10:53You friend the brother to win back the girl?
10:54Is that what I'm doing?
10:56You tell me
10:59Why is it so cold in here?
11:02Where's my damn toaster?
11:04Huh?
11:06Who borrows a toaster?
11:11Yo, yo, yo, Destructo, that's my toaster
11:14Trying to make me melty, man
11:15Yeah, well use a blowtorch like a normal kid
11:18Hey, Fee, some flyer delivery guy was looking for your address, here
11:21They're from him, toss them
11:23No, they're not
11:24Nope
11:25Yes, four bars
11:27Thank you, Beamer 3
11:28Back for more abuse, you're like a boomerang
11:31Yeah, no, I lost a bet to Ian on the Islanders game
11:33Need to see what tickets he wants me to get
11:35And we live in the 1700s, where telephones haven't been invented yet
11:38So, of course, you couldn't just call
11:40Not when I knew you were dying to see me
11:43Shit
11:43Yo, got my tickets?
11:45Yeah, what game?
11:47Billy on the 12th or Edmonton on the 27th?
11:49Uh, the Oilers, yeah, definitely
11:50It's a good choice, the Flyers are a bunch of fags
11:53Goddammit, the gas bill's late
11:55No wonder it's freezing in here
11:59Fiona, thanks for a night I'll never forget
12:01Tony
12:02Give me that
12:03Who the fuck's Tony?
12:05You hooked up with Tony?
12:06How charitable of you
12:07Wait, Tony the cop, that Tony?
12:09Yeah
12:09Really?
12:10Yeah, we had a nice time, okay?
12:12Tony's sweet, and he has a real job
12:14I'm sorry, I totally fell asleep when you were talking about him
12:16How long was that for?
12:17Lip, phone
12:18And what exactly does hooked up mean?
12:20Last time I checked, penis goes into vagina
12:23Wow
12:24No, okay, we're gonna have oatmeal this morning
12:26Go get the hot plate
12:28Jesus, you sure didn't waste any time, did you?
12:34Here you go, sweetie
12:35Thank you
12:36You're welcome
12:41And I am off to the store, does anyone need anything?
12:45The store?
12:46I thought you'd have been...
12:48Yow, Christ, in a basket
12:49I have a feeling that today's gonna be the day, Mom
12:52I think so too, sweetie
12:54I think so too
12:55Aww
12:56Alright, well, get me a case of Old Style Tallboys, will ya?
13:01Okay
13:03Old Style Tallboys
13:06Tallboys
13:06Okay, so
13:08I'm off
13:10Just one foot in front of the other
13:13And I will open the door
13:16And I will open the door
13:20Open the door
13:25And I take a step out
13:45Mom!
13:47Mom!
13:47Okay...
13:48I've got you, Mom
13:49I'm right here
13:56I'm right here
13:57Okay
14:01You're right here, you're in your house
14:03I thought today was the day
14:07Maybe next time
14:07Maybe next time, Mom
14:10Maybe next time
14:12I'm gonna go to the grocery store for you
14:15No, no, no, no
14:16I'll go
14:17Karen, let me go for you
14:20No, that's okay
14:21No, no, no, no, no
14:22You do something for me later
14:24Like bail me out of jail
14:25Frank?
14:26Stop me from having sex with some ugly chick
14:28Frank?
14:30You forgot the list
14:32No, I... I...
14:34Okay, yeah
14:37Alright
14:41I think I can see my breath
14:43We need $587 that I won't turn the gas back on
14:46I'm taking the PSATs for some Polish kid over in Ridgedale
14:49He's supposed to give me like a hundred bucks
14:51I saw online that we can get an extra $200 a month from the state if we say Carl's retarded
14:59I get paid Friday
15:00Okay, I'll figure out the rest
15:02School, let's go, everyone out
15:04I can loan you the money, unless you want to get it from Tony the cop
15:06You're still here?
15:08Pay me back whenever or not, doesn't matter
15:10Let's go, you're gonna be late, go
15:12Everyone out, you too, out
15:15You know, I could borrow a couple grand from you, Steve, and not pay you back
15:17Is this a rebound thing with Tony?
15:20None of your business
15:20Do you know the only reason I fucked him was to get back at me?
15:23Get out!
15:26Dude, you're such a rookie, is that your egg game?
15:28Bye, Phil, and have a good one
15:31Phil, this is oatmeal
15:36I don't know what you do to this oatmeal
15:39Thanks
15:42What are you doing here?
15:45Don't you have a new home?
15:46I wanted to spend some quality time with my loving family
15:50Good, then you can spend it with Liam while I go to work
15:52I can't, busy day today
15:54Doing what?
15:55There's a lot that goes on behind the scenes to keep this family running that you wouldn't know about
16:01Tits, it's cold in here
16:02Why are you taking our food?
16:04My food, you mean?
16:05No, I mean our food
16:06Which you paid for with food stamps that are funded by taxes that I pay
16:11Since when?
16:12You live here now?
16:14Toaster
16:19Hey
16:21Hey
16:29Serve and protect, huh?
16:31Serve and protect
16:33Killing
16:38I see you got the flowers
16:41Yep, they're beautiful
16:44I had a really good time last night
16:45Me too
16:47I like you, Fiona
16:49Thanks, Tony
16:53Waited a long time for last night to happen
16:55See ya
16:56Coach of the year is a big deal
16:57Last night was my first time
17:01I'm sure he'll win again
17:02No, in the car, that was my first time
17:05First time?
17:06You mean your first time with me?
17:08No, first time ever
17:10But you've been with other girls
17:12Not in that way
17:15Tony, are you saying you were...
17:16Virgin?
17:17Yep
17:18Holy shit, you popped his cherry?
17:20And how was the 30 seconds of bliss?
17:22He actually lasted a while
17:23Did he cry after?
17:25Oh, leave him alone
17:26He's a nice guy
17:28Oh, so it was a mercy fuck
17:30Or did you sleep with Tony to get back at Steve?
17:33What?
17:33Come on, I saw the way you looked at Steve like a D-O-G in heat
17:36Not true
17:37You never looked at the other 95 guys that way?
17:39Don't exaggerate, 94
17:42You should cut Steve some slack
17:43He meant well
17:44You mean when he shipped my father off to a foreign country?
17:47Yes, the foreign country of Canada
17:49At least Tony's not coming here getting all in my family's business
17:52Maybe that's what I want
17:54Well, I'm sure Tony's mother would love that
17:56I hope he didn't tell her about last night
17:57I'm sure the neighborhood bitches did
18:00They saw us in the car
18:01You did it in a car?
18:03How romantic
18:07Oh shit, that's probably Tony's mother right there
18:10Careful
18:11Bitch might have a gun
18:17Yes?
18:18Hi, my name's Abby Ruggiero
18:20Okay
18:21Can I speak with Virginia please?
18:23Who?
18:24Virginia Louise Gallagher
18:26Isn't this a house?
18:28Oh, Aunt Ginger
18:29Is she here?
18:31No, she lives in a nursing home in Wisconsin
18:34Well, I'm from the Office of the Inspector General
18:37We investigate instances of social security related fraud
18:41I have reason to believe someone may be cashing your aunt's checks without a consent
18:46Now, twelve years ago, your aunt changed her address to a mailboxes, etc
18:50Twelve years ago? And you're here now?
18:55Okay
18:59I gotta go, but call her
19:00Okay
19:03Look, I'm sure that my aunt's mail is being forwarded to her in Wisconsin
19:07Alright, I'll tell you what we're gonna do here, miss
19:10I have your aunt's next social security check with me now
19:13How about I come back in the morning, say around ten
19:16And deliver the check to your aunt in person
19:19That way I can meet her, ask a few questions, and clear this whole thing up
19:45Ian Gallagher!
19:47You messed with the wrong girl!
19:49Shit!
19:50Come here!
19:52Get out of here!
19:53Get out of here!
19:54Nanny tools are just a piece of shit!
19:57Get out here!
19:58He's gone!
19:59There's a door in the back of the storeroom
20:01Ali!
20:02Ali!
20:03Tell fuckhead this is not over!
20:20Let's go!
20:28Ian, they're gone
20:35I swear to God, I didn't touch her cash
20:45Oh, thank you
20:47His focus is math, and he wants to get into the National Merit Society
20:50Got it!
20:51Also, I told Richie that your rates went up, so he's giving you $150
20:55Good!
20:57See you in three hours!
20:58Be out in two!
21:04E-O-R-K-J
21:08What do you think, Kev?
21:12I have no idea
21:13It's Joker!
21:14Where the hell is Aunt Ginger, Dad?
21:16And hello to you too, my firstborn
21:18How you doing? Can I get you something, cop lover?
21:20No
21:21Dad, does Aunt Ginger live in Wisconsin?
21:23That's what I've told you, right?
21:26Then why was there a woman from the Social Security Department at the house saying that Ginger cashes her checks
21:30in Chicago?
21:33Ginger's in town and she didn't call me? After all I've done for that woman?
21:37Oh shit, Frank, you're cashing the checks
21:40What?
21:40Do you know how much trouble you're gonna be in?
21:42Why all this sudden interest in Ginger, Fiona?
21:45Now that you know there's money involved, you're looking for a little handout?
21:49Well, that money is mine
21:50I'm the one who's taking care of Ginger all these years
21:53I call her every week
21:55Hell, I've even visited her
21:57Good!
21:58Then you can go get her and bring her home with you
22:00Cause that Social Security lady will be here in the morning with a federal agent to interview Ginger
22:05Brian?
22:12Fuck it
22:15Fuck it
22:35Plus there's free appetizers
22:36And that means it's like all you can eat
22:40Where do you think you're going, Frank?
22:42Russell!
22:42My man!
22:43You know you're not allowed in here anymore
22:45Is the kitchen closed already?
22:47I'm talking about Christmas
22:58That was a total misunderstanding
23:01You're banned from the mission, Frank
23:05You know, the big guy says, thou shalt forgive me
23:10Out
23:13Alright
23:16I'm willing to put this whole matter behind us
23:19If you'd just let me borrow an old lady for a few hours
23:24Wait, hold on
23:25Just a few hours
23:27Just...
23:28Can...
23:28Will you stop?
23:29Stop one...
23:29Okay
23:32I will be rethinking my charitable contributions to this organization come holiday time
23:46Hey!
23:47What the fuck?
23:47Shut the fuck!
23:53Hey, what the fuck?
24:04Shut the fuck!
24:06Why'd you tell your brothers I attacked you?
24:07If you don't get away from me, Ian Gallagher, I'll scream.
24:10Please, I'm begging you.
24:11You have to tell them the truth.
24:12They're gonna kill me.
24:13Good!
24:13Mandy!
24:17Yeah, thank you.
24:18Have a good day.
24:20I got you, sir.
24:23A medium burger and fries.
24:25Next!
24:26I'll get the chicken burrito special.
24:29What are you doing here?
24:30I'm sorry, I thought this was a food truck.
24:32Do I have it wrong?
24:32Are you stalking me?
24:33If one of your burritos is stalking you, I guess I am.
24:36Not interested.
24:37Who's next?
24:37One mistake and now you want nothing to do with me.
24:40One mistake.
24:41You kidnapped my father.
24:43I was trying to help.
24:44Don't.
24:45All right, I've apologized.
24:46Isn't that enough?
24:47Leave me alone.
24:48Listen, you would not be so pissed off if you didn't care.
24:53You know nothing about me.
24:55Then teach me!
24:59Teach me.
25:05Here's a burrito.
25:07$6.50.
25:10Hey, keep the change.
25:12No thanks.
25:12Lina, you need it more than I do.
25:18An hour and 54 minutes.
25:20Now that's a record.
25:21Yes, now all we have to do is figure out how I can go back the same day and take
25:26it again
25:26for another kid.
25:28Uh-oh.
25:30Hey, yo!
25:31What do they want?
25:32Nicky probably just wants to ask me out again.
25:34Oh, you're not interested?
25:36You like the smell of cow shit.
25:40Hey, got a B plus and that English paper you wrote for me.
25:42All right, spread the word.
25:43I could use the business.
25:45I heard they're letting Nicky out out of juvie.
25:46Yeah, yeah.
25:47Mom drove up to go get him.
25:48Throwing a party for him or some shit this weekend.
25:50Probably back in before then, yeah?
25:52Haha, probably.
25:55So, Ian messed with Manny.
25:57Ian?
25:58Yeah.
25:59Well, it's, uh, it's highly unlikely.
26:02That's what Manny told us.
26:04Now, trust me, you got the wrong guy.
26:05Right, the problem is that Ian's been avoiding us all day.
26:08And, uh, someone's got to get a beat down until we find him.
26:13Could make an exception.
26:15Not really, though.
26:22Well, maybe, uh, Manny's confusing Ian with any one of the other 400 dudes in the 10th grade she's already
26:27blown.
26:41Hey, hey, hey, look who it is.
26:43Fiona and Liam.
26:45Come say hello to me, son.
26:46What are you doing here?
26:48I went to get Ginger like you told me to.
26:51This is Aunt Ginger?
26:53In the flesh.
26:55Ginger has a hard arm.
26:59She was born with a large clitoris.
27:04As kids, we were told to keep our hugs brief.
27:07It's me, the virgin.
27:09Uh, not anymore.
27:10Remember the car?
27:11Come on outside.
27:12Uh, you were right.
27:15I'm sorry.
27:15I should have told you beforehand.
27:17A little heads up would have been nice.
27:19It's not the kind of thing you run around telling everyone.
27:21Besides, I was afraid you wouldn't do it if you knew.
27:23You probably wouldn't have.
27:25It's a big thing.
27:28It's above average.
27:30I know it seems weird I didn't have sex till now, but it's not from a lack of trying.
27:34Joanie always wanted to wait till we got married, and she gave it up to Dickie Dolan the night
27:37before he shipped out for Fallujah.
27:38Lost his leg.
27:39Uh, I almost did it with Hoolie's sister Christmas Eve, but she was too drunk, and Katie Jordan
27:43was super Catholic, so she's not going to let me stick it in her.
27:45Oh, okay, okay, okay, I get it.
27:47Hey, uh, my mom heard about us.
27:50What?
27:51You know how the women in the neighborhood talk.
27:54She invited you to dinner tomorrow night.
27:57I find that hard to believe.
28:00Okay, maybe she's not that enthusiastic about it, but I told her you were coming.
28:05Let me think about it.
28:07Sure, absolutely.
28:08Just, uh, just show up at seven.
28:12All right.
28:15You don't have to run away from me, Fiona.
28:17I get you, I get your family.
28:20Come on, Miss Lisa married us at the Little Red Schoolhouse when we were five.
28:24That's got to count for something, right?
28:26Hey, Lip, there a body on the other end of that?
28:30Sounds cool, Tom.
28:31Jesus, what the hell, Lip?
28:44I'll see you.
28:46The nose is the most commonly broken bone in boys between the ages of 13 and 25.
28:51Yeah, that's fascinating, but who's the old dude?
28:54It's not a dude, it's your Aunt Ginger.
28:56What, the one who owns the house?
28:58That's right.
28:58Ginger, say hello to your nephew.
29:01Dad, stop.
29:03Why is he trying to pass off Mr. Perry, isn't it, Ginger?
29:06Who?
29:07Mr. Perry, my old bus driver.
29:09Now he sleeps by the dumpster over at the A&P.
29:11Social Security wants to talk to Ginger, and he was too lazy to go get the real one.
29:15That's kind of retardedly brilliant.
29:17Well, brilliantly retarded.
29:20Now we have to drive all night to go get her.
29:22You think Kev will let us borrow his car?
29:24No.
29:25I'll call and beg.
29:27We got these from Imelda over at the Holiday Inn.
29:30It'll be a good way to stay warm.
29:33Why is Mr. Perry here?
29:35Hey, Kev, it's me.
29:37Can I borrow your car just for the night?
29:40I just need to...
29:40No, no, no, no.
29:42Won't need the car.
29:43How are we going to get Ginger?
29:45She's dead.
29:47What?
29:48Who's dead?
29:49Yeah, Ginger.
29:50No!
29:52Debs, you never met her.
29:54No, I never will.
29:55Don't give me a hard time.
29:57I've been very upset about this.
29:58I'm in mourning.
29:59When did she die?
30:05Twelve years ago.
30:25I was trying to protect you all from the trauma.
30:31Shit.
30:32How do you think I feel?
30:34That woman was my heart and soul.
30:36She practically raised me.
30:38Dad, you've been cashing her checks.
30:40That's a felony.
30:42We're living in her house.
30:43Was there even a will?
30:44You don't need a will if she's not technically dead.
30:49Yes, she is technically dead, Dad.
30:52Dead is dead.
30:53Just because you haven't told anybody that she's dead doesn't make her not dead.
30:58Fuck.
31:00What are we going to do now?
31:03Well.
31:12Oh.
31:14Mrs. Sullivan is 92, but she's about to go any minute.
31:18Helen, she needs meds every four hours, so she's a hassle.
31:28Beard, just shoot.
31:29Her son visits daily.
31:32Jenny, she's a favorite around here.
31:34The others would notice if she were missing.
31:36It's too bad she's hot.
31:42I like that one.
31:44Daddy.
31:44No, too lucid.
31:47You know your friend Sophie's Nana who couldn't remember anything because she had old people's
31:51disease?
31:52Alzheimer's?
31:53Yeah.
31:55Yeah, we're looking for somebody like that.
32:01For the record, I do not want to be sent to a place like this.
32:04Don't worry.
32:05You'll outlive us all.
32:07You're not going to get fired for letting us borrow an old lady, right?
32:10Girl, please.
32:11This place is just like what you see on the news.
32:13A month ago, when a night shift guy's got caught fucking Mrs. Hebert, who's in a coma.
32:17He just got a raise.
32:19Maybe it's from some foreign country.
32:20What about her?
32:22Today seems to be from some foreign country.
32:24But I want to learn how about old water.
32:28Did you ever hear anything?
32:32Where's fire crotch?
32:35Hey, cash and grab.
32:39He's only making it worse.
32:42Okay.
32:43Okay.
32:44We're going to find him.
32:46Hey, cash and grab.
32:48Tomorrow, when your shed hall opens.
32:53You're leaving.
32:55This wouldn't be happening if I just had sex with her.
32:58Can't be what you're not, Ian.
32:59Shut up.
33:00You are.
33:01I didn't know what I was until after I married Linda.
33:03Yeah, well, from now on, I'm just going to be straight.
33:07It's not that easy.
33:08You do it.
33:10Because I love my kids.
33:12Don't complicate things for yourself.
33:16Now get up here.
33:17They're gone.
33:35Oh, my goodness.
33:37What's wrong?
33:39Nothing.
33:40Everything is just the way I remember it.
33:43We kept the house exactly the same, Aunt Ginger.
33:46Oh, I can see that, dear.
33:49Oh, look.
33:49There's the bookcase my brother Norman built.
33:53Do you want me to show you to your roommate, Ginger?
33:56Oh, that would be just wonderful.
33:57And after I wash up, why don't I make us all some nice supper?
34:01Okay.
34:04Hey.
34:07Where am I?
34:09Dad?
34:09I'm on it.
34:10Let's go, Perry.
34:12Perry.
34:18Thanks.
34:39I don't know what it is that makes me love.
34:41So I only know I never want to let you go
34:46Cause you started something and did you see
34:49That ever since we met you had a hold on me
34:52It happened to be true
34:56I only want to be with you
35:00You stopped the smile of me
35:02And we'll see if I get to stand
35:06I've got a vision you're up and on
35:09And I didn't stand a chance
35:12Now listen, honey, I just want to be beside you everywhere
35:16Let's only spin it together, honey, I don't care
35:20Cause you started something and did you see
35:23That ever since we met you had a hold on me
35:27It happened to be true
35:30I only want to be with you
35:33I was 22 and I was working as a secretary for the USO
35:38And one of the dancers broke her foot
35:41And before you know it, they're pulling me off the typewriter
35:45And they're teaching me the dance steps for the show
35:48That very night
35:50Oh, from that point forward, I was a regular dancer
35:55Did you ever dance with anyone famous?
35:58Dance?
35:59No, honey, I'm not a dancer
36:01Let's see what's on now
36:12Yeah?
36:14Is he in here?
36:15Upstairs
36:18Give him these, would you?
36:23Okay
36:24Okay
36:34Well, if you need me, I'll be across the street in the bushes stalking you
36:41I saw you smile
36:43Hey!
36:44Yeah, you see Ian in there?
36:46Not home
36:48You know when he's coming back?
36:50No, man, not a clue
36:53Yeah, yeah, all right, fuckhead
36:55Hey, lip!
36:57How's your lip?
36:58Yeah, I saw you up there
37:00Tell your shithead brother we're waiting for it
37:02Sorry your face got busted up
37:05It's okay
37:08I didn't do anything to Mandy
37:09I know that, Ian, but her brothers think you did
37:13I mean, she tried to rape me
37:16And I pushed her off
37:16And now she's mad
37:19Well, you're probably the first guy in her life who hasn't tried to jump her
37:24She started screaming and crying
37:29Maybe
37:30You should throw it in her
37:32You know?
37:34If we'll call our brothers off
37:36Yeah
37:37Yeah
37:37And maybe, uh, you should throw it in cash
37:39Right?
37:41Why?
37:42Is he asking about me?
37:42Yeah
37:44He's trying to go through all the Gallagher brothers
37:48Cool
38:01Eventually you're gonna have to take the beat down for this, you know
38:06Yeah
38:08Right now
38:11Oh
38:12Oh
38:14Oh
38:19Oh
38:20Oh
38:24Oh
38:27Oh
38:29Oh
38:30Oh
38:30Oh
38:31Oh
38:32Oh
38:33Oh
38:34Oh
38:35Oh
38:39I don't know.
39:24Smells good.
39:28I've missed you, Ginger.
39:32Yo, buddy.
39:33Yeah?
39:34Do you take the comb back?
39:35No.
39:35Bread?
39:36Thank you for making eggs Benedict.
39:38Oh, that's great.
39:40That woman will be here in 45 minutes.
39:43You better be ready.
39:44I pay that bureaucratic know-nothing her salary.
39:47I'll be ready when I say I'm ready.
39:49Some breakfast, let's...
39:50You know, I gotta go, but save some for me.
39:52Will you eat us?
39:53Yeah, okay.
39:54It's essential that families share meals together.
40:00Oh, don't.
40:03Mmm.
40:03Mmm.
40:04Mmm.
40:06Mmm.
40:06It's great, Bebs.
40:07Thanks.
40:17Who's there?
40:19That's my dad.
40:26That's my dad.
40:28Shit.
40:30Jesus.
40:33So what's the plan?
40:35Hit Mickey over the head with a bat when he comes out of the house.
40:37What about the other brothers?
40:39They'll probably beat me to death.
40:42I'll fight him off while you run.
40:44This is my problem, all right?
40:45Not yours.
40:46It'll be fun.
40:48I own one.
40:56Shit.
41:04Mandy.
41:06Mandy.
41:07Hey.
41:07Get away from me, you fucking perv!
41:10I need to talk.
41:10You are a dead man, Ian Gallagher.
41:12Fucking dead.
41:15I'm gay.
41:25Linseed oil works the best on maple furniture.
41:29Linseed oil, maple, got it.
41:31You got it, sweetheart.
41:33She'd never send her back.
41:41Miss Gallagher, this is Federal Agent Salinger.
41:44Right on time.
41:45Come on in.
42:06Mrs. Gallagher!
42:09My name is Abby, and I'd like to ask you a few questions.
42:15Mrs. Gallagher!
42:16And I'd like to ask you a few questions.
42:26Mrs. Gallagher!
42:29How old are you?
42:33I don't remember.
42:37Well, my records say that you're 93.
42:43How are you feeling?
42:45Oh, wait.
42:47Now I remember.
42:49Ricky Ricardo and I did the salsa together one night.
43:01For how long?
43:03I don't know.
43:04My whole life, I guess.
43:06Maybe since Justin Timberlake.
43:08Ew.
43:10No.
43:11J.C. Chazé.
43:13No, are you kidding?
43:13He's totally gay.
43:15No, he isn't.
43:16Hello.
43:16Yes, he is.
43:18Are you sure you're not just making this up?
43:21About J.C. Chazé?
43:23No.
43:24About being gay.
43:28This neighborhood?
43:29Why would I make that up?
43:32Look, you wouldn't live for the only two who know, all right?
43:37I won't tell anyone.
43:40Thanks.
43:42It's just that I thought maybe you were making this up so I'd call my brothers off, or...
43:47I don't know.
43:50Maybe you think I'm, like, ugly or something.
43:56Andy.
43:58You're beautiful.
44:00Look, this has nothing to do with the way you look.
44:02I'm just not wired that way.
44:15See?
44:17Nothing.
44:21You can expect a visit from me every six months.
44:25Yeah, because this is such a great use of government funds.
44:29Hey, maybe next time you can check that my Uncle Harold is taking his Lipitor.
44:34Oh, wait, that's right.
44:35He doesn't get Lipitor anymore since you canceled his Medicare.
44:39Good thing I've got some amigos down in Mexico.
44:43Here you are.
44:47Ninety-three.
44:48Hmm.
44:48Sure won't live long.
44:50Go.
44:56Don't do it!
44:58Now I can be the guest, though.
44:59No, no, no.
45:00Wait, wait.
45:01No, no, no.
45:01Seriously.
45:03No, no.
45:03No, no.
45:04No, no.
45:05No, no.
45:20My work here is done.
45:22You're not going anywhere until we take her back to the nursing home.
45:25She's never heard of a bus pass?
45:28And Ginger has to go back?
45:31Rice, miss me, treats, anyone?
45:34Don't make her go.
45:35Well, she can't stay, Deb.
45:37But she didn't mean to pee in the plant.
45:38Please!
45:39She can't go back to the nursing home.
45:41Take care of her.
45:42I promise.
45:44She doesn't belong to us.
45:46Debs, you can come visit anytime you want.
45:48Besides, you can borrow her every six months.
45:51Borrow what?
46:03We should take Debs to visit the real Ginger's grave.
46:06Where's she buried?
46:08Dead?
46:14Um...
46:14Here.
46:17What?
46:26I could pretend to be your girlfriend at school and stuff.
46:28Then no one would ever give you a hard time.
46:31Do you do that for me?
46:33Sure.
46:34You'd keep the creepy guys away from me.
46:37Besides,
46:39I've never actually had a real boyfriend before.
46:43Well, not that you'd be a real boyfriend,
46:44but a boyfriend I could do things with.
46:48Instead of, you know,
46:50just getting finger-banged all the time.
46:52Ha ha ha ha.
47:03What a pretty little girl she is.
47:06Rice Krispy Treats, anyone?
47:08Okay, I got you.
47:08Rice Krispy Treats.
47:10I made them myself.
47:11They're delicious.
47:12I really won't try hard.
47:14I appreciate you having me with him.
47:16If you don't want me, I'm so sorry.
47:18Oh, I know.
47:19You ladies are so busy,
47:20you might get sticky fingers.
47:22He's pretty busy, too.
47:24Somebody wants my rice.
47:26Just leave it to all ladies.
47:28You're so talented.
47:30Wish I could do something.
47:31But I'm very lucky.
47:33You go ahead and you're...
47:35You're even going to have to take one.
47:37Okay.
47:38And would you like one, sir?
47:40It's okay.
47:40He looks pretty busy.
47:41Everyone's so busy.
47:43She's okay.
47:45Ladies.
47:48We came for a visit.
47:50She wasn't in a room.
47:51None of the staff knew where she was.
47:54After we called the police
47:55to file a missing persons report,
47:57she just walked through the front door
47:59and said nothing had happened.
48:02She keeps calling herself Abby
48:04and she says that she'd like
48:05to ask us a few questions.
48:09Oh, ladies are so busy.
48:12It's so scary out there, Frank.
48:37Hey, about the covers.
48:41You got it.
48:43You look nice.
48:54Got the same marshmallows
48:55for the ambrosia salad.
48:57Um, but we'd like to see if we know
48:59someone I'd like from the place.
49:01So we're going to see...
49:02So we're going to see...
49:02So we're going to see...
49:03And we're going to see...
49:08So we're going to see...
49:10When the spring's the sun
49:15I'll finally sleep, I'll finally
49:22Feel better when the winter's gone
49:25I'll feel better when the winter's gone
49:29I'll feel better when the winter's gone
49:40Hey
49:47Hey
49:53My 40s leave us
49:57I've been inside the house
50:01My pace isn't warm
50:05All of the carpet out
50:09Just gives me my dreams
50:13Rebirth of the life
50:15I'll finally, I'll finally
50:22I'll finally
50:23I'll finally
50:24I'll finally
50:24I'll finally
50:25I'll finally
50:26I'll finally
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