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مسلسل Shameless مترجم - Episode 1
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00:30Huge help.
00:31Has all the best qualities of her mother.
00:33Except she's not a raging psycho bitch.
00:36Blow.
00:36Lip, smart as a whip.
00:38Straight A's in the honor roll.
00:40Boy's definitely going somewhere.
00:49Ian, industrious, conscientious, ambitious.
00:52Incredible work ethic.
00:53Don't have a clue where you got that from.
00:55Wants to be a paratrooper.
00:57Knows how to disembowel an enemy with a roll of dimes in an old gym sock.
01:02Carl.
01:03Um, I don't really know that much about Carl.
01:06Oh, loves animals.
01:08Always dragging home some poor stray he found.
01:10Taking him up to his room.
01:14Ah, Debbie.
01:16Sent by God.
01:18Total angel.
01:19Raises money for UNICEF year round.
01:21Some of which she actually turns in.
01:24Liam, gonna be a star.
01:27I'm no biologist, but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor.
01:31He and the ex were close.
01:33Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors.
01:36There's nothing they won't do for each other.
01:39Or to each other.
01:41That didn't hurt half as much as I thought it would.
01:43I never realized how little sex I was having until V and Kev moved next door.
01:48And me, Frank Gallagher.
01:50Father, teacher, mentor, captain of our little ship.
01:55We may not have much, but all of us, to a man, knows the most important thing in this life.
02:02We know how to fucking party!
02:06Wah-ha!
02:07Let's go!
02:39715, monkeys.
02:41Come on.
02:53715.
02:54Oh no!
02:56I fell down.
03:01First shower.
03:02You had it yesterday.
03:06Fuck!
03:10Shit.
03:17Electric.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Coming through.
03:26Electric.
03:27Electric.
03:29No, you got a Happy Meal in front of that shirt.
03:32Oh, um, field trip.
03:33Need Dad's signature.
03:34Arms up.
03:40Wow, Deb, that's getting really good.
03:41Who's got the phone?
03:42I got it.
03:43Any minutes left?
03:44Uh, 14.
03:47Hey, I need something for show and tell.
03:49How much are we short?
03:51$18.30.
03:52Oh, I'm tutoring after school.
03:53Should we be able to pick in like 10 more?
03:55Wait, did, uh, Carl put in any?
03:57Hmm.
03:58You're almost nine.
03:59You're gonna have to start pulling your weight.
04:01That's right.
04:01And get a real job, not just dipping into the collection plate at St. Tim's.
04:05I'm filling in for candy.
04:07I can cover the rest.
04:07Extra crowd on mine.
04:08She's on mine.
04:09Somebody's gonna take Liam.
04:11Oh, I got a calculus test.
04:13Mmm.
04:13I'm working after school.
04:18Don't tell.
04:20Show him the birthmark on his back.
04:22It looks like Latvia.
04:34That's my fucking bike!
04:51No candy again?
04:53Bobby's got a bail hearing.
04:54That kid's gonna be the death of her.
04:55What is it this time?
04:57Tried tagging a cop car with the cops still in it.
04:59What?
05:00Who's got the jumbo dog?
05:02How'd you know?
05:03X-ray vision.
05:06Hey.
05:07Would you tap that ass?
05:09Once if I double bagged it.
05:11Project girls don't abort.
05:31Uh, hi.
05:33I'm here to help Karen study for a midterm.
05:36Okay.
05:37You'll have to take your shoes off.
05:40What?
05:41I'll get you a plastic bag.
05:50Here you go.
05:53She's got this thing about people bringing dirt in the house.
05:57Melissimophobia.
05:58Oh, great.
06:02Okay, so, um, if you remember like this, the formula's completely physical.
06:08Okay.
06:09Midget naked witch is bending over and she's crying because she lost one ear and she can't
06:17find it.
06:19How do you know all this?
06:21Uh, just something I like to fool around with.
06:24Like a hobby?
06:25No, more like a plan.
06:28Physics.
06:28Yeah, yeah.
06:29Have you done new ones first?
06:30I've got a great one for that.
06:31Um, everybody continues in a state of rest or uniform motion unless acted upon by an external force.
06:49Hang on.
06:50I'm tearing them up.
06:53I'm still going to have to charge you for this.
06:56Charge me?
06:57Yeah, this isn't charity.
06:59I get paid for tutoring.
07:01I know.
07:02Science just turns me on.
07:07Okay.
07:07Alright, so you're going to leave it a little wet and we'll stay okay.
07:10You wanted more.
07:11You wanted more.
07:13You wanted more.
07:14You wanted more.
07:15You never did this all.
07:16But come down.
07:18You wanted more.
07:20More.
07:21More.
07:23Ah.
07:27Jesus.
07:35Yeah.
07:37Yep.
07:38Can I borrow your deodorant?
07:39I'm using ends.
07:40If I stick this in a washer before I go out, keep an eye on it.
07:43Uh, it's due tomorrow.
07:44God, it stinks in here.
07:45Sorry, there's a shirt I need.
07:47Fiona!
07:48I need to go if we're going to get a ride to the place.
07:50I have five minutes.
07:50Look at me.
07:51Wait.
07:52No.
07:53I'll go back tomorrow.
07:54I'll put it back on later.
07:55I have a tag gun at home.
07:56From when I worked at TJ Maxx.
07:57Let's go.
07:58Hot dogs downstairs.
07:59Nachos too.
08:00Have fun.
08:00Bye.
08:01Bye.
08:02Bye.
08:38Hey.
08:40Hey.
08:41Hey.
08:44Hey.
08:45Hey.
09:10Hey.
09:14Hey.
09:16My purse! Fuck! My purse!
09:19That bastard took my purse!
09:33Hey! Hey!
09:35Apple!
09:38Ah, sorry.
09:40That was fucking incredible.
09:43Truly, honestly, one of the most heroic things I've ever seen.
09:45Did you see him? Stupid, but, man. Heroic.
09:50Steve. My name is Steve. I was going to offer to buy you a drink anyway.
09:56Oh, just like a drink.
09:59Hey, what do you think you're going?
10:00Are you serious?
10:02Where's a stamp?
10:03Can you believe this joker? If you were doing your job, he wouldn't have had to.
10:06No stamp. No re-entry.
10:08Is he for real? Fat prick.
10:13Fine, you're all barred.
10:14For what?
10:15Uh, drugs.
10:16What?
10:17He'll probably let him get away, because he knows them.
10:19Shut up, skink.
10:20Watch your mouth.
10:22You're going to do what?
10:23Okay, okay, forget it. Please, forget it.
10:25Okay, come on, let's get a camera.
10:28Come on.
10:37Oh!
10:38Oh, no!
10:40Oh, no!
10:41Oh!
10:43Oh, no!
10:45Oh, no!
10:47Oh, no!
10:49Oh, no!
10:51Oh, no!
11:08Got a Hummer today.
11:11What's the law in sex with pets?
11:14From Karen Jackson.
11:17No way.
11:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:18She got a C in physics.
11:19Needed it to be.
11:24Hey, you, uh...
11:26You wouldn't have waited this long to tell me.
11:27Oh, five hours.
11:29Okay, you're full of shit.
11:30Fuck you.
11:35You ever have a knob jab?
11:38Once or twice.
11:39Oh, well.
11:42I didn't hear you rushing to tell me.
11:45Yeah, well...
11:47I mean, I thought...
11:49we'd tell each other everything.
11:58Unless...
12:03He got sucked off by a guy.
12:09For instance.
12:11No way.
12:12Like, Ford?
12:13Like, Ford?
12:13Is not Chicago.
12:16I'm not kidding, Steve.
12:18You are dead if he ever lays out of you.
12:20And I mean, death.
12:21I nearly peed myself when you hit him.
12:23Well, I did a little.
12:27Hey.
12:28Hi.
12:29Wait, how many of you guys live here?
12:30Not me.
12:31I'm one down.
12:31But the old guy next door died in March,
12:33which I guess technically makes us next-door neighbors.
12:35Wait, so you're a nurse, Veronica?
12:37Used to be.
12:37Lying bitch.
12:38She worked housekeeping at Cook County,
12:40bedpins, and shit sheets.
12:41Fine.
12:42But I was offered a place in the nursing school.
12:45Fine, but it never happened.
12:46They fired her for selling medical supplies on eBay.
12:49Will you shut up?
12:49We don't even know him.
12:51Steve.
12:52Carl.
12:53Lip.
12:54Debbie.
12:55How you doing, Debbie?
12:56Nice watch.
12:58Oh, thanks.
12:59Penari.
12:59What did that set you back about?
13:01Six bills?
13:02Plus, Ian.
13:04Hey.
13:07Hey, Debbie, why do they call him Lip?
13:09His real name is Phillip.
13:10Yo, Veronica.
13:12You got my keys?
13:14What's going on here?
13:16This is Steve.
13:17That bouncer purgatory to defend my honor.
13:20My honor.
13:21Yeah, which bouncer?
13:22Jimmy Clifton.
13:24Jimmy Clifton?
13:25Well, Jesus, man.
13:26Put it there.
13:27Respect.
13:28God just stands there.
13:29Doesn't really do anything.
13:30Yeah, you'll be his third conviction.
13:32Huh?
13:32Third or fourth?
13:33Fourth, yeah.
13:35I mean, after that much practice, you would think the man would have manslaughter down by
13:38now.
13:39No more fuck-ups like last time, like leaving his dad still breathing.
13:41His dad?
13:42Yeah.
13:43Five years over an 87 Monte Carlo with 200,000 miles on the odometer.
13:48Fucking Monte Carlo.
13:49Okay, come on.
13:50Time for bed.
13:51Up the wooden hill.
13:51Come on.
13:51I haven't been like that.
13:53Come on, come on, come on.
13:53Go.
13:54Already?
13:54Shut up.
13:55Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
13:56Come on.
13:57Yeah, let me just take one last look at you.
14:00While you're still alive?
14:03Here.
14:09What, that's his?
14:11Yeah.
14:11Well, company car.
14:13What kind of company?
14:16Internet startup?
14:19Earning what?
14:21A couple mil a year.
14:23High school dropout.
14:25Got a job as a janitor in this small tech firm.
14:27Within a year, he made his first billion by 20.
14:31Two jads, controlling interest in the Red Wings.
14:3410,000 employees kissing his ass.
14:37Yes boss, no boss.
14:39Why shouldn't he ride around in style?
14:46Oh, you just made that up?
14:51Why do you do that?
14:52Your face.
14:53How is that even funny?
14:54It's not even funny.
14:55How the fuck would I know how much he earned you, twisted dumb prick?
14:58I'm not a dumb prick.
14:59Kevin, I just met the guy an hour ago.
15:02Take back, dumb prick.
15:03Hi, nice to meet you.
15:04I'm Veronica.
15:05What's your pre-tax income?
15:06Why, shouldn't I watch him take his shirt off now, did you?
15:09Huh?
15:09Not one bit.
15:11In fact, if you hadn't walked in, Fiona and I were going to knock him down and tag team him.
15:16No, I guess I'm stuck with you.
15:19Hold on.
15:20The feeling of tag team, is that an option?
15:24Because, you know, you can throw that away.
15:27Anytime you like it.
15:28I'll be doing it right there.
15:37All quiet up the wooden hill?
15:40Why does it have a gas?
15:43Straight answer.
15:43If I hadn't busted my skull for you tonight, would you have looked at me twice?
15:47I'm saying that I looked twice.
15:49Oh, you did then?
16:03You know, 90% of the world's problems are caused by tiny words that come in pairs.
16:07I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people ask, we say, not bad.
16:16You know, the first time that I saw you dancing, about a month back at Crowbar, I was desperate to
16:23buy you a drink.
16:25You know, normally I'm shy, so I told myself, I can't.
16:30She won't.
16:33We wouldn't.
16:35And then, tonight, I see you there again.
16:38All the indications being that I'm getting a second chance to make a good impression.
16:45Tell me to stop.
16:46And I'll stop.
16:59Slow, slow, slow, sorry.
17:01Sorry.
17:07Slow, slow, slow, slow.
17:33Slow, slow, slow, slow.
17:36Nice.
17:40Shit!
17:46Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
17:48Almost, almost.
17:54Fiona?
17:55Shit.
17:55Shit, shit, shit!
17:58Fiona?
17:59Shit.
18:05Fiona, are you home?
18:14Is Fiona in?
18:16Uh, she's upstairs.
18:23I'll go get her.
18:28Yeah, uh, cops looking for you.
18:30Stay here.
18:35Uh, Liam.
18:39Liam!
18:41You, you think you can't be, you think that case can't be fucking folding you?
18:49I wouldn't put him anywhere near a carpet until his pants dry a bit.
18:51Thanks, Tony.
18:53See you, Fiona.
18:57Who the hell is that?
19:00My dad.
19:10He's leaving there all night?
19:12He's never there when I get up.
19:19So, uh, who's the little guy?
19:21Liam?
19:23Liam's my brother.
19:33Shh...
19:34Shh...
19:35Shh...
19:47Shh...
19:49Oh
20:21Rita.
20:24Aunt's school called.
20:25She's sick.
20:27Everything up to 12.04 is clean.
20:28I should be back in a couple of hours.
20:30Raoul won't care?
20:31He smoked his lunch again.
20:32He won't even know.
20:33I'm making tamales tonight.
20:35I'll drop off a dozen.
20:36Okay.
20:37Adios, Miri.
20:38Oh, and take all the toilet paper you need.
20:40Okay.
20:41You ready, big man?
20:43Let's do it.
20:44Come on.
20:45Here we go.
20:53Kevin, did you miss me, dear?
20:55A beer to buff and, uh...
20:57Billy, you having one?
20:58Have one!
21:02Go away, Frank.
21:03A pen, Mr. Beer Keep.
21:05It is Disability Day.
21:08Disability people haven't caught up with you yet?
21:10I thought they had some guy following you around with a camera.
21:13They can follow me around all they want to,
21:16but they have to actually catch me doing something.
21:24What's with the crowd?
21:26Lay off at the Chrysler plant.
21:28You see?
21:29That's the problem with working.
21:31Too much instability.
21:33Stress.
21:39What the fuck is this?
21:40What's left after I sell out last month's bar tab?
21:42Oh, yeah.
21:43Ooh.
21:45Better start a new one, then.
21:47Oh, and a round for all my friends from the UAW.
21:53Wow.
21:55Really?
21:56Fuck no.
22:01Yeah.
22:19Hi.
22:21Wondering what your schedule's like on Friday?
22:25Uh, I've got a, I've got a party.
22:28Want a chaperone?
22:29You're not eligible.
22:30Right.
22:31Check thing?
22:34You're not that desperate.
22:35Want to see you against desperate?
22:37No.
22:38Feeling like you have to, that's desperate.
22:40Come on.
22:41You can get laid anywhere.
22:42Oh, so I'm only here for a fuck.
22:45Never crossed your mind?
22:46Just when you think you've called her your dream girl, her incontinent alcoholic father
22:51appears, wrecks everything, and she's blaming you?
22:54Your dream girl.
22:55We had drunken sex on my kitchen floor.
22:58Quit pretending you don't even know me.
23:00You weren't that drunk.
23:02Hey, it's Phillip.
23:03Hey, it's a dead man walking.
23:06Jimmy Clifton called today, looking for you.
23:07No school?
23:08No, I got some teeth pulled today.
23:10Wisdom teeth?
23:11Sugar rock.
23:11Uh, you know, little known fact, don't just chew your foot on one side because it can
23:15bulky your jaw, which will bulky your hips and affect your posture.
23:18Oh, that's a fact.
23:18Skeletal fact.
23:19Lip.
23:22Hey, um, talk out of your ass with that much conviction, you end up needing a much bigger
23:26toothbrush.
23:27That's, uh, anal fact.
23:34Listen, thank you for trying to get my purse back and, uh, stuff, but, uh.
23:40Stuff?
23:40I'm not looking.
23:42Not right now.
23:47Okay.
23:48Is it all right if I leave my number for when you might be?
23:54Relax, okay?
23:55No.
23:56No, no, no, you're gonna like it.
23:57What am I, what am I even gonna say, all right?
23:59You just gotta keep talking about science.
24:01I don't know anything about science.
24:03Okay, so just read from the table of elements.
24:07Cerium, erbium, praseodymium.
24:15Mrs. Jackson.
24:16Oh, Karen is thrilled with you.
24:19She got an A on her physics midterm.
24:22Karen, honey, your little helper is here.
24:26It's my brother Ian.
24:28Um, I'm out of plastic bags.
24:30Why don't you leave your shoes out here where they can breathe?
24:33Sure.
24:37We'll mix these together.
24:37Erbium, cerium, praseodymium, magnesium.
24:42You kids want some homemade lime chicken chimichangas?
24:46Um, no, no, thank you.
24:47I think we're fine.
24:49All right.
24:49No, praseodymium, uh, magnesium, sulfur.
24:54All right, I'm off to work.
24:57Oh, hey, folks.
24:59Where's Karen?
25:01Uh, her room.
25:01I think Google Earth for a GPS reference summarizing Newton was born.
25:07Guess what I made for your lunch.
25:10Cornish game hen with Asian pear?
25:12No.
25:13Wild salmon with baby carrots?
25:16No.
25:18Kiss, and I'll tell.
25:21I'll find out what I got when I open a damn box, all right?
25:41All right, I'm late, Karen, honey.
25:43I guess I'll see you in the morning.
25:48What's she hiding for?
25:53What are you hiding for?
25:55All right.
25:56No bubbling.
25:57Oh, sweet Jesus.
26:12Oh, sweet Jesus.
26:21It's just this day, though.
26:27We can't live.
26:29Yeah!
26:33The further you run, the more I will kill you!
26:48Really?
26:49An old lady on the train?
26:50Oh, yeah, yeah.
26:51The, um, the doors were closing on her walker,
26:53and literally got his foot in time to stop them from-
26:55Ow!
26:55Jesus, Fiona!
26:56I can't remember whether that's good or bad.
26:59More likely you two jumped the turnstiles again,
27:01and he twisted it trying to outrun the transit cops.
27:03No, no, always elevate extremities.
27:05Move before you give him a fucking embolism.
27:07You okay, Lip?
27:08Just please, don't, don't touch it.
27:09Okay.
27:10Wiggle your toes.
27:12Go to my house, top of the freezer.
27:14Two ice packs.
27:15Second covered above the sink.
27:16Liquid ibuprofen, free spray, ace bandages.
27:19Sure.
27:19Can we get an x-ray?
27:19Fuck no.
27:20You'll be in the ER forever, and for what?
27:22Submaritazole hematoma.
27:23Thanks.
27:24Tell us something we didn't know five hours ago.
27:25Fuck off.
27:26My bedroom, top of the TV?
27:27Yeah.
27:28Pack of smokes and a lighter.
27:30Okay.
27:31Shit, I'm out of here.
27:32I'm not here.
27:33You don't know this, Fiona.
27:36What have you done?
27:38What have you done?
27:48Can I get it through here,
27:49or is it better coming around the back?
27:52Samsung washer?
27:53It's not me.
27:55Gallagher, number 2,119?
27:57Yeah, but that's not ours.
27:58Well, it's paid for.
27:59You want me to hook it up or not?
28:17Where are you going with those?
28:20Uh, Veronica wants them.
28:22Well, give me one.
28:55Got it?
28:56Okay.
28:57Ice and Advil.
28:58And keep your weight off of it.
29:02I thought you were broke.
29:03That's what I said.
29:06These were in the washer.
29:09Steve?
29:10Yeah.
29:11No.
29:11Uh-huh.
29:12Who's Steve?
29:13The other night.
29:15No.
29:16I know.
29:17Oh.
29:23Fifteen years.
29:24Fifteen years.
29:25I've done everything in my control.
29:27What did I say?
29:28What did I tell you?
29:29Sow and thou shalt reap.
29:31Oh, she didn't reap this for me.
29:32I'll tell you that.
29:33Reap what?
29:34What are you reaping now?
29:36Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
29:38Whatever it is, I'll try.
29:40I'll really try.
29:42Mom, don't beg him.
29:43If he can do this, then the bastard's not worth it.
29:46Hey, you honor thy father.
29:49Get fucked!
29:50Don't try blaming me for things.
29:53You're your own worst enemy, you two.
29:56They say bad things happen in three.
29:58They don't.
29:59Twos.
30:00You two.
30:03Insane.
30:14Hello?
30:15How much did you pay for it?
30:17I'm not telling you that.
30:18It's a gift.
30:19So you'd remember the phone number, which obviously worked.
30:22Your wash was in the yard, okay?
30:23We don't need it.
30:24I don't want it.
30:24So you gotta come pick it up before it starts resting.
30:27Oh, is it?
30:29No.
30:31Did the guy connect it?
30:33Yes.
30:35It's working okay.
30:36It's not my favorite color.
30:38Oh, so you've tried it.
30:54Let me smell your breath.
30:58Pork rinds?
30:59No.
30:59Those are mine.
31:00See?
31:01And hey, since when do pork rinds actually come from a pig?
31:03Ian, I am the one that signed your check.
31:05What's bad for him is really bad for you.
31:06If you are stupid enough to start lying for him,
31:08they're just corn chips with fake hair.
31:10Fake corn, even.
31:11Last warning, you get yourself to that mosque
31:13so your dad stops blaming me for the fact
31:15that we're all going to hell.
31:16And talk to your mother.
31:18She won't talk to me.
31:18I can't force her to take her meds.
31:20Well, I don't want the cops dragging me out of bed again
31:22at 4 a.m. because she's out in the alley
31:23yelling that the CIA is stealing her trash.
31:26But that happened, didn't it?
31:29Once.
31:30Four years ago, yes.
31:31But now she's locked in the basement
31:33making a helmet out of tinfoil.
31:34Enough's enough.
31:35Boys, come on.
31:36Let's go.
31:36Get in the car.
31:37Now, I have to take the boys
31:39to Cub Scouts at the mosque
31:40before all the carpets are taken.
31:41She's your mother.
31:42Get her to take her Thorazine.
31:44No, boys, no candy.
31:45Come on, let's go.
31:46We're going to be late.
31:46Let's go, go, go, go, go.
31:47No more.
31:49Come on, we're going to be late.
31:50Hurry up.
31:52Come on, we've got to be late.
32:03Her racism growls.
32:06Right here, her son is very good.
32:07Come on.
32:10Come on.
32:12What the hell?
32:15Let's go, lie.
32:17Let's go.
32:18Where can I get there?
32:18How could I get there?
32:20What the hell?
32:20In a joke there can cause they're so good.
32:24just tell me you didn't go and get some girl pregnant
32:29no worries
32:32he hates me
32:35he just you look more like mom than any of the rest of us
32:38you'd probably scare him yeah yeah
32:41he ain't seen nothing yet
32:45did he give you money for the field trip?
32:46I'll pay my own way alright?
32:49no you won't
33:05I must get sick of having to think for everybody
33:09at least I can
33:11proves I'm wanted
33:14Jesus Fiona
33:16if all you want is to be needed
33:17then congratulations
33:20got yourself a job for life with this joker
33:47hey
33:48get up
33:51Deb
33:52get up
33:54get up
34:15good job Fiona
34:17good job Fiona
34:18I don't know how I could do this without you
34:21thanks for all your hard work
34:27you're welcome dad
34:31my pleasure
34:43he's learning doppel生
34:43she's about
34:55he's nobody
34:55happy
34:55we're
34:55well
35:02he's probably not
35:02what's he gonna do
35:02on the phone
35:02next
35:02look at her
35:09Good night, Daddy.
35:24Hello?
35:25If that wasn't bullshit, what was I wearing?
35:27Huh?
35:28First time you saw me, if that wasn't a lie.
35:31Black top with gold trim, black shiny jeans, thin shoes, no, straps, sandals with your hair
35:42pinned high, dangly gold earrings that made me smile, a big watch, too big, so it slid
35:54up your arm, but it looked great, and you were dancing next to a red-haired girl in a green
36:01dress.
36:09Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:10It's Jenna's birthday.
36:12So you're, you're watching her?
36:14It was a lot better looking than me.
36:16You think so, really?
36:18Yeah, so how come you're not stalking Jenna?
36:20Because you, you, you think like that and Jenna doesn't.
36:23Jenna dances for an audience.
36:24You dance like there's no one else in the room.
36:29Your life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake.
36:34You're not lost.
36:35You don't need fining.
36:37This whole city belongs to the Jennas, but I'm sick of them.
36:39I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met.
36:43You make me want to enjoy my life again.
36:47Are you there?
36:52Fiona?
37:09What?
37:18Oh, ma'am.
37:20Oh, ma'am.
37:22Oh, ma'am.
37:32Oh, ma'am.
37:33Oh, ma'am.
37:35Oh, oh.
38:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
38:13What have I ever done to anybody, never mind you, that made me look unreliable?
38:18Unreliable.
38:19People like you are just way too used to getting your own way.
38:21And by people like me, you mean people like what?
38:26Okay, wait, all right.
38:27Yes, no, all you gotta do is agree or disagree.
38:31He thinks the sun shines out of his own ass.
38:34Agree or disagree.
38:34Agree.
38:36He's overly generous and that bugs me.
38:40Agree.
38:41Because I'm not used to getting...
38:42Actually, very agree.
38:43Because I'm not used to getting spoiled.
38:46Okay, so I lose respect for guys like Steve because people unlike Steve or people diametrically
38:52opposite to Steve have always let me down.
38:55So deciding that he's overeducated and has more money than cents is somehow more socially
38:59acceptable than asking myself, for instance, why do the men I always date treat me like
39:03shit?
39:06Fuck you.
39:07It's a question.
39:08Fuck you.
39:09Either or.
39:14Agree.
39:15He's had an easy life.
39:17Definitely.
39:17And you prefer guys been around the block for your time?
39:19What if I do?
39:20Say, D-block for maximum security prison?
39:23If you know how to have fun, yeah, sure.
39:25Fiona, I can't help my upbringing.
39:27So how come it's me again having to apologize for mine?
39:29Who's asking you to?
39:31Are we finished here, guys?
39:33We're working on it.
39:37You want to wait outside while I pay the bill?
39:46He's on a break?
39:47Any second now.
40:11Good evening, sir.
40:12Thanks.
40:30I don't buy and sell cars.
40:32I just sell them.
40:34But the cars I sell are mainly, uh, not mine.
40:41Still looking for fun, Fiona?
41:01I don't buy and sell them.
41:17Mom, we have to wear our shoes.
41:19There's bits of glass on the floor.
41:24Maybe Lib could use a drink.
41:26Oh, yes.
41:28Sorry, Lib.
41:29I'm a bit off today, aren't I, Karen?
41:32So, um, vodka.
41:34I could do slow, comfortable screws.
41:37Plenty of tequila.
41:38I think I'm out of lime.
41:40Definitely gin fizz.
41:41Just a couple of cokes, Mom.
41:43And some beers?
41:43Beers.
41:44Great, Sheila.
41:45Thanks.
41:53So what if your dad comes back and sees me here?
41:55He won't.
41:57It's my fault.
41:59He's been looking for an excuse for friends.
42:03What kind of impression did you get from my brother?
42:06Ian?
42:06Yeah.
42:07Seems nice.
42:08Right, but, uh, did he pitch a ten?
42:12Huh?
42:13Did you make him hard?
42:16Ever try to play pool with a rope?
42:19Yeah.
42:39I've got to play pool with a boat.
42:44Yeah.
42:45I left my life, oh.
43:01Yo, Cash!
43:14Yo, Cash!
43:22Alright, you stack the butter, I'll do the snacks.
43:28Oh, Jesus Christ, lip!
43:30Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Cash. I just, uh...
43:34Thanks for the tools.
43:35Anytime. As long as I get them back.
43:37Right.
43:45You must be joking.
43:49What, you're fucking him?
43:54Fuck.
44:14He bought them for you, didn't he?
44:16Those shoes.
44:19He's married!
44:22With kids! What else did he buy you, Ian?
44:25Stuff.
44:27Now and again.
44:29And you're happy with that?
44:31What's that make you, huh?
44:34Fucking cat boy at best!
44:41Listen to me, stupid!
44:42You think you know everything, but you know shit!
44:44Ask me what I got him, huh?
44:46Ask me!
44:47CDs!
44:48Dozens of CDs!
44:51Stuff that you've never heard of!
44:52Stuff that you think you might like,
44:53because I want him to like the same things I do!
44:55And a couple socks he gets for his birthday!
44:57So, what's that make you, lip, huh?
44:59Makes you wrong, you fucking smart asshole!
45:02Now, go back to Cash and promise him
45:04that you're not gonna tell anybody,
45:05because he's done nothing to be sorry for.
45:07Nothing!
45:20Nothing!
45:20Take Muslim!
45:23Cheats on white fundamentalist wife with gutless gay boy!
45:28Says more about white Sox fans than it does with the rest of-
45:30Hey!
45:41I think they're all asleep.
45:46Gotcha!
45:50Who's been eating my porridge?
45:52Hey, Dad.
45:53This is Steve.
45:55Oh, no, no. We met before, but you weren't exactly-
46:03How much do you weigh?
46:05Uh, I don't know.
46:07That would fit me.
46:10You can just ignore him.
46:11And you?
46:13Move.
46:21You know what? I'd better let you get to bed.
46:23Um, but thanks. It was nice.
46:26Yeah.
46:26Nice, right?
46:27Oh!
46:29Nah!
46:37Who paid for this?
46:41Hm?
46:46What the hell is he on?
46:47Um, he thinks he bought ecstasy, but the only dealer he gets credit from is his schizophrenic.
46:56It's not a case of whether or not I agree. It's a fact. If I were a single parent-
47:00Are you a single parent?
47:01Yeah, but if I had tech-
47:02Yeah, but if I had tech-
47:03Steve, they would double the money. If you're a guy, they don't want to fucking hear it.
47:07No, no. I-I-I get it, Frank. So it's proof you're looking for work, uh-
47:10Oh, he's on disability.
47:12Yeah, for what?
47:12A tragedy, really? I gave my life to that company.
47:15You worked there a week.
47:16What happened?
47:16Uh, slaughterhouse. Poultry. Dangerous work. Doing my job, unsuspecting, when out of nowhere I am slammed in the ribs by
47:25a headless flying chicken.
47:27I was lucky. It almost missed me. And what do I get for my pain and suffering? Followed around by
47:34a video camera. Where's the trust, Steve? The sacred bond between employer and employee? Gone. Steve is gone.
47:44How's a guy supposed to work hurt with kids this age?
47:46Hello. Thank you. Exactly. Excellent. Excellent. And her mother, God rest her soul, because she better-
47:54Cut it out! I'm fucking serious!
47:56Four-month-old baby. Fourteen-year-old girl. Just had her appendix out. Eleven-year-old lip. Ten-year-old
48:04Ian. A seven-year-old. A five-year-old. And-
48:09Oh! And! A Dodge Astrovan. No. Calypso. Yes. Calypso blue. What's the one thing that we need? One word. One
48:20thing.
48:20Sterilization. Continuity. Continuity. Continuity. I... I... What could I... I... Oh, my God, I love this part.
48:39You said no strings. Could... I... I... What could I do, Steve? I... I... Disappear for three weeks?
48:47I had a breakdown. You went out of bed, sir! I had... Fuck off! Nervous breakdown.
48:57Dad. You're... Come on. Keys! This is... Okay. This is... Sorry. I like him.
49:06You haven't got any idea... Sorry, it's Frank. He's... Yeah.
49:11Frank! What did I tell you? Here we go. Neighbors of Satan. The day you start paying
49:16run-around here, Frank. Like the rest of us. You can play whatever shit you want. But
49:20if you're gonna bump bump this time of night, you're gonna bump out the stuff that we like. Okay?
49:27AHHHHHH!
49:27Get ready and get fucked up!
49:30Oh!
49:31Oh!
49:33Oh!
49:39Oh!
49:41Oh!
49:52Oh!
49:53Oh!
49:53Oh!
49:54Oh!
49:54Oh!
49:55Oh!
49:55Oh!
49:55Watch it!
49:56Let's go!
49:57Let's go!
49:58Let's go!
50:02Let's go!
50:05Your dad made me follow you up.
50:08Gave me a condom.
50:10He must really like you.
50:12He really just gives my boyfriends a dental dam.
50:15So cute.
50:17So cute.
50:19Liam's in here somewhere.
50:23Don't the kids wake up?
50:25Would you?
50:48Hey Carl you seen AMP?
50:50er, got home when I woke up.
50:52Let's go.
51:25How can that be good for you?
51:27Or, or, or that.
51:29How can that be good for you?
51:31Yeah, you know it's not funny, huh?
51:33You.
51:34Ever.
51:44Anybody before Cash?
51:49One.
51:50Yeah, who?
51:51I'm not telling you, all right?
51:54All right, name a single time I've let you down.
52:02Okay, that's cool.
52:04Yeah?
52:05All right, I guess it doesn't really matter,
52:07because, I mean, he's long gone now anyways,
52:09but, uh, Roger Spiky?
52:13Roger Spiky?
52:16Fucking donkey dick Roger Spiky?
52:18The original Beef Meister?
52:20Did he start that rumor?
52:23Not a rumor.
52:25Well, that was a bit gay.
52:26What you just did there with your eyebrows,
52:28you wanna, you wanna watch that?
52:29All right, fuck off, all right.
52:33But seriously, like,
52:36like, up the ass?
52:39Do you get used to that?
52:40Can someone get used to that?
52:42I mean, I mean, the whole point
52:44of the digestive system is one-way traffic.
52:49It just is.
52:57What?
52:58What?
52:59Just is.
53:00Like, we're only giving our lungs
53:02a freaking smoke, right?
53:18Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
53:22That sausage is great, huh?
53:24I haven't had eggs in a while.
53:26Somebody want to get the pancakes?
53:27What's all this?
53:29Debbie's the only person I know wakes up earlier than I do and I told her I never eat breakfast
53:32But she said it's her favorite meal and I thought since it's her birthday
53:35I never said it was I said I wished it all right. She said she wished it was sorry, Deb
53:42I totally misheard that perforated eardrum on the right
53:4915 minutes before school tops
54:12We go out in stormy weather. We rarely practice discern. We make love to some with sin. We seek out
54:22the taciturn. Let's do the way we get by. Do the way we get by.
54:29We get by
54:30Do the way we get by
54:33Let's do the way we get by
54:35Do the way we get by
54:37Do the way
54:38Let's do the way we get by
54:41Let's do the way we get by
54:42Do the way we get by
54:45Oh, that's the way we get by
54:47Do the way we get by
54:50Let's do the way we get by
54:52Do the way we get by
54:53Do the way
54:54That's the way we get by
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