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مسلسل Orange Is the New Black مترجم - Episode 1
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00:13I've always loved getting clean.
00:16I love baths.
00:19I love showers.
00:21Ain't nobody worried, ain't no smiling faces.
00:29It's my happy place.
00:30No, no, lying to the races.
00:36Was my happy place.
00:46All inmates in D-Dorm must be checked for life.
00:49Repeat, all inmates in D-Dorm must be checked for life.
00:56Oh, I'll be out in a sec, I swear.
01:00I'll wait.
01:01There best be some hot water left.
01:03It wasn't very much when I started.
01:08Hurry.
01:09All right, okay, okay.
01:12I'm done. I'm out. I'm totally out.
01:14There you got some nice titties.
01:16Oh, thank you.
01:18You got them TV titties.
01:20They stand up on their own, all perky and everything.
01:24Okay.
01:26You know they sell flip-flops at the commissary.
01:30My money's not in yet, so.
01:33You creative.
01:34I'll give you that fat tits.
01:37Now get the fuck out the way.
01:39Okay.
01:44I know a place to die.
01:49Hey!
01:50Ain't nobody crying.
01:53Ain't nobody worried.
02:00The animals, the animals.
02:03Trap, trap, trap till the cages fall.
02:06The cages fall.
02:07The day is new.
02:09And everyone is waiting, waiting on you.
02:11And you've got time.
02:23Think of all the roads.
02:26Think of all their crossings.
02:29Taking steps is easy.
02:32Standing still is hard.
02:34Remember all their faces.
02:38Remember all their voices.
02:41Everything is different.
02:44The second time around.
02:50And you've got time.
02:58And you've got time.
03:10And you've got time.
03:13So there's an entire pig in there?
03:16Yes.
03:16For four of us.
03:18It's a small pig.
03:20I really wanted to use the box.
03:22It was my birthday present.
03:24She's guilty.
03:24She's leaving.
03:25It's a guilt pig roasting box.
03:27At least you get something.
03:29I'm not getting laid for a year, too.
03:31But what do I get?
03:32A baby.
03:34But you can't eat it.
03:36Are we really gonna eat that?
03:38It's thematic.
03:40You're not serving time in Cuba.
03:42Pigs, cops.
03:47How the fuck are you going to jail tomorrow?
03:50Prison.
03:51Not jail.
03:53You're missing my shower.
03:55Polly, I'm really sorry.
03:58I know.
04:03You focus on how you're gonna maintain your eyebrows behind bars.
04:06You may not come back with a unibrow.
04:10I know.
04:11Am I allowed to cry?
04:13No.
04:14Seriously.
04:15No.
04:16Okay.
04:17We are ready.
04:19Everybody inside.
04:21Need a hoist?
04:22Yeah.
04:22Big girl.
04:24On to the last supper.
04:29We gotta do it.
04:30I know.
04:33We really should not have eaten so much.
04:36Come on.
04:36We gotta rally.
04:37Okay.
04:38Make some memories.
04:40You know?
04:41Yeah.
04:42We need some spank, bank material.
04:44Oh.
04:45Well.
04:46I mean, when you say it like that.
04:47Mmm.
04:48Mmm.
04:51Mmm.
04:53Mmm.
04:58Mmm.
04:59Mmm.
04:59Mmm.
04:59Oh, here we go.
05:00What?
05:01I gotta pee.
05:02What?
05:03No.
05:04Yeah.
05:04Really?
05:05Oh.
05:05Just stop.
05:06Oh.
05:07I'll be.
05:09I'll be right back.
05:10Oh.
05:14Hey.
05:16Yeah?
05:18You look beautiful.
05:22Thanks.
05:25Oh.
05:36Oh.
05:37Oh.
05:38Oh.
06:10Oh.
06:12I don't know.
06:37What?
06:42You look beautiful, too.
06:50Come on. Get in.
07:13You're crying.
07:17Just fuck me.
07:19Piper.
07:20Shut up.
07:22Please.
07:24Please.
07:29Okay.
07:31Come on.
07:35Come on.
08:08Come on.
08:10No visiting today.
08:12Hi, um, I'm here to surrender.
08:15Oh, okay then.
08:21Did he look surprised to you when I said that I was here to surrender?
08:24Didn't he look surprised? Like, what the hell is he doing here?
08:28I didn't notice.
08:29He looked surprised to me.
08:33I look like shit.
08:36My eyes are all puffy.
08:38You're worried about how you look?
08:39Well, they're gonna know that I was crying. It's a sign of weakness.
08:41You can't show any weakness. That's what all of the books said.
08:43Oh, sweetie.
08:45Don't call me sweetie.
08:46Oh, Leonard.
08:49That's better.
08:56You can't take it with me.
08:59Oh.
09:02Oh.
09:02Oh, okay. Right.
09:07What are you doing?
09:09What?
09:09What?
09:10You can't put that in your pocket.
09:11It's gonna end up at the bottom of the washing machine.
09:13Okay.
09:14Um, where would you like me to put it then, Piper?
09:17Up your ass.
09:18There's no room.
09:19Apparently my head's already up there.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:26It's okay.
09:31You know what?
09:33I'm gonna put it in my wallet.
09:36Okay?
09:36Uh-huh.
09:37And when I get home, I will put it in your jewelry box.
09:42Until I'm short on rent, then I may hock it, but I'll try to get it back before you're out.
09:53Okay.
09:54We should go.
09:55Okay.
10:02Self-surrender.
10:04Yeah, well, no one told me either.
10:07Got the paperwork right here.
10:09Name is Chapman.
10:11Yeah.
10:13Chap.
10:14Up.
10:15Like when your lips get all dry, they're chapped.
10:18Have a seat.
10:22Piper.
10:23Rhymes a sniper.
10:30You hungry?
10:32Not really.
10:35Eat anyway.
10:37Sperata.
10:45My mother told her friends I'm doing volunteer work in Africa.
10:51I bet they're all appalled that you've gone somewhere so filthy and dangerous.
10:57So I never carried drugs, just...
11:01money.
11:03You were a lesbian?
11:05You were a lesbian?
11:06At the time.
11:07You still a lesbian?
11:09No, I'm not still a lesbian.
11:12You sure?
11:13I once kissed Mary Straley when I was at Miss Porter's school, but it wasn't for me.
11:20Wow.
11:21Do you know about all this?
11:23No.
11:24No.
11:25No, I didn't.
11:27I mean, she told me how she traveled after college, but...
11:30she failed to mention the lesbian lover who ran an international drug smuggling ring.
11:35Imagine my surprise.
11:38What on earth did you do with the money?
11:40Well, grandmother, I wasn't really in it for the money.
11:44Oh, Piper, for heaven's sake.
11:51So this is my last post as a free woman.
11:54What are you gonna write?
11:55Hey.
11:55Uh-uh.
11:56Oh, no.
11:57You cannot have a phone in here.
11:58This is a federal facility.
11:59You have to take that out.
12:00Oh, can I?
12:01Am I allowed to go out?
12:03You can take it out.
12:04So now, no phone.
12:06You knew that.
12:07Now?
12:08Oh, my God.
12:09Larry, by the time I get out, they'll look in, like, three new generations of iPhones.
12:12Sir, I can get an officer to escort you out.
12:15No, I'm going.
12:16It's okay.
12:17I'm going.
12:18Okay, I'll be right back, okay?
12:19I'll take the phone to the car.
12:20I'll be right back.
12:22Okay?
12:23Two seconds.
12:24Yeah?
12:24Okay.
12:26Two seconds.
12:31Chatman.
12:32Yes?
12:34Yes, that's me.
12:35Um, but you have to wait.
12:37You're telling me what I have to do?
12:39Get your ass over here, Chapman.
12:40Now, move it.
12:41He's gonna be right back.
12:42We've been waiting here for two hours.
12:44And the wait is over.
12:45Here's your temporary ID.
12:47You'll stick this on your uniform when we get to that.
12:49Here he is.
12:50Here he is.
12:51Who's this?
12:53My fiancée.
12:54Yeah?
12:54Good luck with that.
12:55Excuse me?
12:56Any personal items?
12:57Here.
13:02Can't take this check.
13:03But we called last week and they told me to bring it.
13:05He has to send it to Iowa.
13:07It takes a few weeks to process.
13:08A few weeks?
13:09Doesn't she need to buy things?
13:11How it is.
13:13Where do we send it?
13:14Hey, you got that Iowa address?
13:18Any nudie judies in here?
13:19Skin pics?
13:20Naughty stuff?
13:21No.
13:22No nudie judies.
13:24Time to say goodbye.
13:25It might be a while till you can visit, fiancée.
13:29I love you so much.
13:31I love you too.
13:32I'll call you as soon as I can.
13:34Okay.
13:34Okay?
13:35Please send that check immediately.
13:36Okay, I will.
13:37I love you.
13:38Please keep my website updated.
13:40I love you so much.
13:44It's okay.
13:54It's okay.
14:07What's that show you?
14:08Nine and a half, ten.
14:15These are kind of like Toms.
14:17Who's Tom?
14:18Toms are shoes.
14:20When you buy a pair, the company gives another to a child in need.
14:23They're great.
14:24And they come in lots of different colors.
14:26How nice.
14:30Strip.
14:36They tell me you're a groover, mama.
14:40Well, I just wanna groove with you.
14:44So come on, let's move.
14:46Move back, baby.
14:50Let's groove.
14:51Move back, baby.
14:53Get over here.
14:54Let's move.
14:56Move back, baby.
14:57Move back, baby.
14:58Move back, baby.
14:59Move back, baby.
14:59Together.
15:05Listen.
15:07I hear you're a sweet-talking.
15:10Oh, baby, I've got some sweet-talking.
15:15Yeah, you're a real cool walker, mama.
15:21It's a nice.
15:22Well, I just wanna walk with you.
15:24So, come on and let's go.
15:28Too much.
15:33Come with me.
15:34What?
15:36Come to Bali.
15:40Come with me. I mean it. I'll buy you a plane ticket.
15:45Are you serious?
15:49Yes.
15:54Come with me. Quit your job.
15:57Come with me.
16:00I, I, I'd have to give notice.
16:04You're a fucking waitress. You don't need to give a notice.
16:07Will I get in trouble?
16:09God, I hope so.
16:15You know what I mean.
16:17You don't have to do anything.
16:20You're just there to keep me company.
16:22All right?
16:27Come on, babe. I want you to come.
16:29And I want you to come.
16:34Yes?
16:36Is that a yes?
16:37Yes.
16:40Yes.
16:41Open your mouth. Stick out your tongue.
16:49Lift up your arms.
16:52Turn around.
16:58Squat.
17:02Spread your cheeks and cough.
17:06Seriously?
17:21Is that it?
17:22One more coming. Hold on.
17:28My zipper's broken.
17:33First time down?
17:34My first time here?
17:36My first time in prison.
17:39Oh.
17:40Yeah.
17:41It's not so bad.
17:42Everyone's okay.
17:44You better watch out for the stealing.
17:48And what's your name?
17:49Like, your last name.
17:50Everyone uses last names here.
17:52I'm Morello, and that is Watson.
17:56Chapman.
17:57And how much time you got, Chapman?
18:0115 months.
18:02Oh, it's not so bad.
18:03I got 34.
18:05But I'm hoping with good time, there'll be less.
18:07You, so you're at, they let you drive?
18:11What?
18:12Who else is going to do it?
18:13We do everything around here.
18:17Hey, can I ask you something?
18:19You look like you'd know.
18:21All right.
18:21Which dress do you like better?
18:22My talk-to faves are the ones with the half-and-half lids stuck to the papers.
18:26See, I want something that's going to express my personality.
18:29And the trick is, I want to show off the boobs and the ass,
18:33but I'm not so happy with the upper arms and the stomach.
18:36So, there's a challenge.
18:41Both nice.
18:43That's all you've got to say?
18:46Okay.
18:47I got to look good.
18:48My first dance is going to go on YouTube.
18:50Look!
18:51I found a rock that looks like a penis with one ball.
18:53No.
18:54It's my Lance Armstrong rock.
18:56Hold it up.
18:57Let me see.
18:57Let me see.
18:58Nice.
18:59Okay, now lick it softly and tenderly,
19:01like you would have when you thought he was clean.
19:03Oh, Jesus.
19:04Shut that thing off.
19:04You're making a huge mistake.
19:05This could go viral.
19:06Seriously, shut it off.
19:08What?
19:08I'm so fat from all this dress eating.
19:10I really don't want a record of it.
19:14You know, that's one thing I'm going to do in prison.
19:16I'm going to get ripped.
19:19Like Jackie Warner ripped.
19:22And I'm going to read everything on my Amazon wish list.
19:25And maybe even learn a craft.
19:27You know, I could be crafty.
19:29I'm going to make it count, Larry.
19:31I'm not going to throw away a year of my life.
19:35What the hell are you looking for?
19:42Oh, no.
19:44What is that?
19:45Piper.
19:46Oh, Jesus, Larry.
19:48Why would you want...
19:48Why would I want a felonious former lesbian wasp, Shiksa,
19:53who's about to go to prison to marry me?
19:55Yes.
19:56And all of the stress eating?
19:57Well, because this peculiar, underachieving, underemployed Jew boy loves her.
20:09And knows that he will never be bored.
20:13And can't believe how lucky he is that he met her.
20:21I've got to lock this shit down before you leave, Pipes.
20:27I love you.
20:30You want to marry me?
20:32I get out, right?
20:33Whenever you want.
20:36I'll be so ripped.
20:39You can wear a wedding dress that's like a half shirt, you know?
20:44Show off those abs.
20:45Cush, cush, cush.
20:46Yeah.
20:52Is it your grandma's?
20:54No, my mom's saving that one for my sister.
20:57This is my great-aunt, Marcia's.
21:00She had thyroid cancer and a series of schnauzers, all named schnapps.
21:04It's all I know.
21:06Put it on.
21:07I had it sized.
21:08Good.
21:14He's beautiful.
21:16And that's a yes, right?
21:19Okay.
21:21Will you say that just one more time for me?
21:24But this time, just into the camera, okay?
21:27Oh, you asshole!
21:29Come on, I had to capture the moment.
21:31Shut up!
21:31What?
21:32Give me that!
21:35Oh, you're cold.
21:37Come here.
21:38Bounce your legs up and down.
21:39I'll keep your feet warm.
21:40Thanks.
21:42You think your man is still gonna be around when you're out?
21:45Yeah, he'll be there.
21:46I'm the love of his life.
21:4934 months is a long time.
21:52Yeah, but she's the love of his life.
21:55And who the fuck asked you?
21:57Head on up.
22:00All right, so his tie is gonna match the bridesmaid's dress.
22:04It's the sixth bridesmaid.
22:05My cousin's being a bitch, so I'm thinking about dropping her.
22:15All right, let's go.
22:18All right, let's go.
22:21All right, let's go.
22:42All right, let's go.
22:44All right, let's go.
22:45All right.
23:00All right.
23:01Hey, assistant, you've got your room assignments, and I'll meet you back here and show you your bones.
23:05Okay?
23:06Don't look so bummed.
23:08I'm gonna get the wrinkles.
23:09All right, raise your head and look at the lens.
23:13Ah, crap.
23:15New guy.
23:16What's your name?
23:17Bennett?
23:19Bennett, it's not fucking working again.
23:21You turned it on?
23:22Yeah, I turned it on.
23:27Wait, I think I got it.
23:30Ready?
23:31Yeah.
23:32Yep.
23:34Wait, no.
23:35What is this button?
23:36No, don't touch that.
23:38Sorry, princess.
23:40There's a cord right there.
23:42Do you think that that needs to be connected to something?
23:46Shut your mouth and stand still.
23:52She's right.
23:53Okay, fine.
23:54Got it.
23:55I wasn't ready.
23:57Tough shit.
23:57Next.
23:58This is a TB test.
24:01Nice veins.
24:02No track marks.
24:04Thanks.
24:05Tattoos?
24:06Oh, yeah.
24:09Oh, fish.
24:10You like fish?
24:12Saw it on a scuba diving trip.
24:16Thought it was beautiful.
24:17I don't like fish.
24:19I like pork chicken.
24:21But it's a pretty fish.
24:24Thanks.
24:25It's gonna rub off when I sweat.
24:27No, it won't.
24:28It's waterproof.
24:32So when this dries,
24:35it should be good to go.
24:37How am I gonna get it off?
24:39Acetone.
24:42Great.
24:43Alex, I don't know if I can...
24:44Hey.
24:46Hey, hey, hey.
24:47Shh.
24:53You are a nice old lady, aren't you?
24:59I'm a proper young lady.
25:03Just picking up her sensible bag in the baggage claim
25:07before heading out to a mid-range hotel
25:09to go over a schedule of museum visits
25:11and fancy dinners.
25:20It's all fine.
25:22It's all good.
25:24And I will meet you in Brussels
25:26and everything will work out perfectly, babe.
25:28I promise.
25:32It's all gonna be out.
25:35Are you okay?
25:37Fine.
25:38I guess.
25:40I guess.
25:42What's poopy?
25:44Poppy.
25:46It's a bath product sign
25:48I'd started with my friend Polly.
25:50Polly and Piper.
25:52Poppy.
25:53We're gonna be in Barney's.
25:56Barney's?
25:57It's a nice store.
26:01It's a pretty big case.
26:03Criminal conspiracy.
26:05That's what they charged me with.
26:07I carried a suitcase of money.
26:09Drug money.
26:11Once.
26:13Ten years ago.
26:15What's the statute of limitations on that?
26:18Twelve years.
26:21That's tough.
26:22Well.
26:25I did it.
26:27That one time.
26:30Ten years ago.
26:31What did your lawyer say?
26:33He said with the mandatory minimums with drug crimes
26:35he wouldn't recommend risking a trial
26:37so I pleaded out.
26:38And here you are.
26:40Here I am.
26:42Costing the taxpayers money
26:43and sweating in my armchair.
26:46You know,
26:47I've been here for 22 years
26:49and I still can't figure out how the system works.
26:52I got a crack dealer
26:54who's doing nine months
26:56and then I have a lady
26:57who accidentally backed into a mailman
27:00who's doing four years.
27:02I mean, the guy broke his collarbone
27:04but come on.
27:05I just don't get it.
27:09Are you going to barf?
27:11Tell me if you're going to barf
27:12because there's a can behind you.
27:14I won't barf.
27:15I will be truly displeased
27:16if you barf anywhere
27:17but in that can.
27:19Not going to barf.
27:22Miss Chapman,
27:26no one's going to mess with you here
27:28unless you let them.
27:30This isn't Oz.
27:33Women fight with gossip and rumors.
27:35They might peg you for rich
27:37and try to hit you up for a commissary.
27:42And there are lesbians.
27:45They're not going to bother you.
27:46They'll try to be your friend.
27:48Just stay away from them.
27:50I want you to understand
27:53you do not have to have lesbian sex.
28:03I have a fiancé.
28:06His name is Larry.
28:08He's a writer.
28:11Can he come visit me?
28:13Is he in here?
28:14Yes, everybody's in there.
28:15All the people in the PSI
28:16are cleared to visit.
28:18He can come this weekend.
28:20I'll make sure the list
28:21is in the visiting room.
28:22Thank you so much, Mr. Healy.
28:25You just keep to yourself.
28:27And you'll be fine.
28:29And don't make friends.
28:31And remember,
28:33nothing goes on here
28:35that I don't know about.
28:37You know everything about me.
28:39I tell you everything.
28:41The webcam horror,
28:43the penis-shaving incident.
28:44How do I not know this?
28:45What was I supposed to say?
28:47It was...
28:48It was a phase.
28:50It was my lost soul
28:52post-college adventure phase.
28:55I...
28:56I was so embarrassed.
28:58I can't...
28:58I can't believe
29:00that she did this.
29:01I can't believe you did this.
29:03I mean,
29:04who are you?
29:04I feel like
29:06I'm in a Bourne movie.
29:07Have you killed?
29:10Jesus, I don't know.
29:12Stop, stop, stop.
29:13Come on.
29:14Come on.
29:15Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
29:17Okay.
29:18You should break up with me.
29:19What?
29:20You didn't sign up for this.
29:21Okay, stop it, stop it.
29:23Come on.
29:24Shh, it's okay.
29:26Okay.
29:28Okay?
29:32Witness states
29:33Piper Chapman carried drug money.
29:34Piper Chapman was part of the ring.
29:37Were you?
29:39I was 22.
29:41I thought that I was in love.
29:44I was in love.
29:46And it...
29:47was all crazy.
29:49And then it got...
29:52scary.
29:53And I ran away.
29:55And I became the nice blonde lady
29:57that I was supposed to be.
29:58I knew
30:00that she wasn't a good person,
30:02but...
30:03fuck her.
30:05Fuck her.
30:07This is not gonna be okay.
30:11No.
30:12No.
30:12It's not.
30:13Mm-mm.
30:19But we'll deal with it.
30:21Okay?
30:25We'll figure it out.
30:28Have you called a lawyer?
30:31I'll call my dad.
30:32No, no.
30:32Please don't call your dad.
30:33He already hates me.
30:34Yeah, well...
30:36I love you.
30:38And...
30:38and he loves me.
30:41So...
30:43here we go.
30:44All right, we gotta hustle
30:45because it counts soon.
30:46Uh, rooms up there.
30:47Dooms are down there.
30:49Now, you are not allowed down there.
30:51It's out of bounds for you guys
30:52until you get assigned there.
30:53You understand?
30:54Ah, namaste, Jones.
30:57Namaste.
30:57She teaches yoga if you ever want,
30:59and she's good.
31:00She's very spiritual.
31:02All right, we got some offices here.
31:03This is the dining hall,
31:05common room,
31:06counselor's office.
31:07Who you got for a counselor?
31:08Um, Healy.
31:10Oh, good.
31:10Yeah.
31:11What?
31:12Eh, it's fine.
31:13It's fine.
31:13It does its paperwork.
31:14That's a good thing.
31:16When do we get outfits like everybody?
31:18I don't know.
31:19Maybe tomorrow after breakfast
31:20you go down,
31:21you speak to the lady.
31:25What the fuck?
31:26Thank God.
31:27A friend of yours?
31:29No.
31:31It's my mom.
31:33All right, Chapman, Diaz,
31:35this is you.
31:37Uh, DiMarco,
31:37this is Chapman.
31:38She's now.
31:39So I'm surrounding you.
31:40Sure, what's what?
31:41Sure.
31:42Okay, Mendoza,
31:43this is Diaz.
31:44Go, go.
31:45She'll help you.
31:47Um, I don't speak Spanish.
31:50Great, another fucking coconut.
31:53What's the matter with your mother?
31:53She don't teach you Spanish.
31:55Ladies, check to all the sites.
31:57Here, there's some tissues.
32:00First night's always had.
32:02And a toothbrush.
32:04They don't give you one.
32:07Thank you so much.
32:08Thank you for everything.
32:09Oh, no, no, it's no problem.
32:11We look out for our own.
32:13Our own?
32:14Oh, don't get LPC on me.
32:16It's tribal, non-racist.
32:17I'll see you around.
32:19It made well such a problem.
32:22TV testing for high-risk inmates.
32:240730 hours.
32:25Tell me your name again.
32:27Piper.
32:28Chapman.
32:30That's Miss Rosa.
32:32And that's Nichols.
32:34Just got out of the shoe a week ago.
32:36Told the CO to kiss her ass.
32:39Dumb.
32:40Might make trouble for yourself, you know?
32:41Shoe, that's solitary?
32:43Yep, and you don't want it, honey.
32:45Trust me.
32:47Here's some toilet paper.
32:48Gotta take it with you.
32:50Thanks.
32:52What's that thing?
32:54Oh, that's my machine.
32:56I need it at night.
32:58When I first got here, I had a massive heart attack.
33:01Do you know about the CO?
33:03Wait, can you go back to the heart attack?
33:04I don't like to dwell.
33:06How do I make a phone call?
33:08Yeah, your PAC number.
33:09Fill out a form.
33:10All rigmarole.
33:12But maybe Caputo will let you make a call later.
33:15It helps if you cry.
33:20Don't make your bed!
33:22What?
33:23We'll make it for you.
33:24Oh, no, that's okay.
33:25You don't need to do that.
33:26Honey.
33:28We'll make the bed.
33:32You know how.
33:33I know how to make a bed.
33:35You know how to do it, so we'll pass inspection.
33:37You can help clean.
33:39We clean everything with maxi pads.
33:42Seriously?
33:43Yep, that's a head scratcher, but that's what we got.
33:46So we make our beds in the morning before they...
33:49No.
33:49You sleep on top of the bed with the blanket over you.
33:53What if I want to sleep in the bed?
33:54Look, you can do what you want, but you will be the only one in this entire prison that does.
34:00You want that?
34:01Be my guest.
34:06That light comes on.
34:07You need to be where you're supposed to be, and you don't move until it goes off.
34:12Dinner's after.
34:13Hey, Blanca.
34:15You speak Spanish?
34:17Un poco.
34:17Entiendo más de lo que puedo hablar.
34:20You see?
34:21Fucking white girl speaks Spanish.
34:39So?
34:39Shh.
34:52Dinner's at 4.30.
34:54Recount, ladies!
34:57They were screwed up.
34:59How hard is it to fucking camp?
35:01Okay.
35:02This is, um...
35:03Piper.
35:04Uh, Chapman.
35:05Look at you, blondie.
35:07What'd you do?
35:08Aren't you not supposed to ask that question?
35:10I read that you're not supposed to ask that.
35:13You read that?
35:15What, you studied for prison?
35:26What did you do?
35:28I can't understand your French.
35:29My bag.
35:32Bag.
35:32My bag hasn't arrived.
35:34Oh, the bags, they don't make it onto the right flight sometime.
35:37Wait for the net shuttle from Paris.
35:39It's probably on that plane.
35:42It's my bag.
35:43I know.
35:44It's my bag.
35:46I know.
35:46Oh, Marina, help me.
36:06My bag!
36:09My bag!
36:11Thank you!
36:13Thank you very much!
36:24Bonjour.
36:25Bonjour.
36:27Welcome to Belgium.
36:29All good?
36:31God, I'm starting to worry. Where did you come from?
36:33Over there.
36:35You didn't go through customs?
36:37No, I just walked out of that door and brought me right here.
36:39You skipped customs.
36:41Holy shit! It's genius.
36:43Well, should I go back?
36:44Why the fuck no? We're going to the hotel.
36:46I'm going to eat you for dinner.
36:49Alex, I was so freaked out when the bag did show up. My names failed.
36:52Well, it's a good thing you didn't.
36:54You served with 50 grand in that bag.
36:55Cooper would have had you killed.
36:57Come on.
36:59Keep moving. You're blocking up the works.
37:10Okay, go sit there. She's a nice white lady.
37:15Thanks.
37:26Hi.
37:28It's okay if I sit here?
37:31Sure, newbie.
37:33I'm Jones.
37:36Chapman.
37:38You doing okay, Chapman?
37:40I don't really know how to answer that question.
37:44Everything's pretty surreal right now.
37:49Do you know what a mandala is?
37:52Um, those are those round Buddhist art things.
37:55The Tibetan monks make them out of dyed sand laid out into big, beautiful designs.
38:03And when they're done, after days or weeks of work, they wipe it all away.
38:11Wow. That's a lot.
38:14Try to look at your experience here as a mandala Chapman.
38:19Work hard to make something as meaningful and beautiful as you can.
38:25And when you're done, pack it in and know it was all temporary.
38:29You have to remember that.
38:32It's all temporary.
38:35It's all temporary.
38:38I'm telling you surviving here is all about perspective.
38:46Don't eat the pudding.
38:48What's the perspective on the pudding?
38:50It comes in big cans marked Desert Storm.
38:53Sometimes the kitchen has to scrape the mold off the top before they serve it.
38:57Hi there.
38:59Hi, sister.
39:01This is Chapman.
39:03Sister as in nun?
39:05Yep, a killer nun.
39:07Now stop it.
39:08She doesn't know you're joking.
39:09She chained herself to a flagpole at a nuclear test site.
39:17Amen.
39:19So, now.
39:20Chapman.
39:21What's your story?
39:23I chained myself to a drug dealer.
39:27Piper.
39:28Can't be taking advice from a nun and a hippie.
39:31By all means, seek out the supreme wisdom of the junkie philosopher.
39:36I pray for you, Nikki.
39:37Aw.
39:38I pray for you too, sister.
39:41I lust after you, Yoga Jones.
39:43Those sinewy arms.
39:45Ha ha.
39:46Gotta love a yoga body.
39:47You should come to class, watch me chaturanga.
39:50That whole common room smells like farts.
39:52It kinda takes away the magic for me.
39:54You like Pussy Piper.
39:56I prefer Piper, as your name suggests.
39:58I'm feeling some sapphic vibes coming off you.
40:00Oh.
40:01Leave her alone.
40:03Come on, sister.
40:04You know you would have gone my way if you had to marry Jesus.
40:14Thank you, mommy.
40:17Thanks, Fred.
40:22Thanks, Fred.
40:26She's your mom?
40:28Ah.
40:28Maternal figurehead.
40:29My actual mother lives in Brazil with her boyfriend Paolo,
40:31who destroys rainforests and collects photorealistic art.
40:34She is a cunt.
40:35I am an embarrassment.
40:37Hey, you red.
40:37Got one of those for me?
40:40You got what I asked for?
40:42Uh, I'm working on it.
40:44So am I.
40:47Treats come when I sleep better.
40:54How hard is it to get me aboard from the wood shop?
40:57Ugh.
40:58Paper.
41:00Who's this?
41:02Uh, this is Chapman.
41:03She's new.
41:04Self-surrender.
41:05I think she's fancy.
41:08Here.
41:09Fancy.
41:11Have a yogurt.
41:15What do I have to do for it?
41:18You're new.
41:19You're one of us.
41:20Consider it a gift.
41:25Thank you so much.
41:30The food here is disgusting.
41:42What?
41:43Did I mention that Red runs the kitchen?
41:48Shit.
41:51I'm sorry.
41:57Honey.
41:59I know you just got here so you don't know what's what, but I'm gonna tell you.
42:04You don't like the food?
42:07It's no problem.
42:16Holy shit.
42:18That was an epic fuck up.
42:20Please, please.
42:22Can I help you?
42:24Um, I'm Chapman.
42:26I'm new today.
42:28They told me I should talk to you.
42:29I don't have a pack number.
42:32Who's they?
42:35Mr. Caputo, please let me call my fiancee.
42:40I have blood in North, okay?
42:43Two minutes.
42:44You got two minutes, that's it.
42:46Close the door.
42:47I don't want to run on my office.
42:57Dial nine to get out.
43:09Hello, Larry's phone.
43:10Amy?
43:11Piper?
43:12Give me the phone.
43:13One second.
43:14Can I say hello?
43:15Amy, I only have two minutes to talk.
43:17Are you okay?
43:18What's it like in there?
43:20Howard and I brought Chinese.
43:22Larry is so upset.
43:23Let him talk, Amy.
43:24Mom, give me the phone.
43:25Amy, please let me talk to Larry.
43:27You know, I read that when Martha Stewart was in prison, she foraged for Dan to lie.
43:32Okay, Mom, please.
43:33I was talking.
43:34Amy, it's not always about you, dear.
43:36What is that supposed to mean?
43:37Piper.
43:38I only have a minute now.
43:39I'm calling from the guard's office.
43:40Hey, are you okay?
43:41What's going on?
43:42I love you so much.
43:43I love you too.
43:44Are you okay?
43:45I'm wearing granny panties and I've only spoken to white people.
43:49You joining the Aryan Nation?
43:50I don't know.
43:51But there's a nun here and you're not allowed to sleep in your bed, only on top of it.
43:55That's weird.
43:55I know, right?
43:57And when I got here, they gave me these little bars of hotel soap and no shampoo.
44:01But I think that I can borrow some from other white people.
44:05I love you so much.
44:09One of my roommates had a massive heart attack when she got here.
44:11Okay, you are not allowed to have a heart attack.
44:14What did you have for dinner?
44:17My folks brought from the palace.
44:19Oh, the palace.
44:22Dinner here was scary liver.
44:25And I insulted the chef.
44:27And you're not supposed to eat the pudding because it's been to Desert Storm.
44:31Piper, listen to me.
44:32You cannot lose your shit, okay?
44:34I mean it.
44:34Please, please tell me you're keeping it together.
44:37Please, please tell me you're okay.
44:39Wrap it up, Chapman.
44:41I'm Chapman here.
44:42You're my pipes.
44:44Okay?
44:45And I love you.
44:46And this is only temporary.
44:50That's what Yoga Jones said.
44:51But it's just been one day and I can't.
44:53I can't.
44:54Piper, you can.
44:55You so can.
44:56Okay?
44:56You are so strong, babe.
44:59And you love adventure, right?
45:01That's what got you in there and that's what's gonna get you through.
45:03This is all just a big adventure.
45:05With liver and Yoga Jones and racism.
45:09You can come on Friday.
45:10Please come on Friday.
45:12Tell my mother to come on Saturday and don't tell her that you're coming on Friday, okay?
45:15Of course.
45:16Okay?
45:17Two sleeps.
45:18That's it.
45:19Two sleeps on top of your bed.
45:21And then I will be there.
45:23Come on up on Lights Out.
45:25Say goodbye.
45:26I have to go.
45:28Hey, no crying.
45:29I'm not crying.
45:30Piper, I love you.
45:31I will see you on Friday.
45:32Please be brave.
45:34Don't let anyone into your granny panties.
45:36I love you.
45:37I love you.
45:43Your head's not here yet.
45:45Don't worry.
45:46It'll catch up.
45:47In the meantime, try to get some sleep.
45:51Orientation.
45:51Just tomorrow at nine.
45:53Shampoo for you.
45:57I think the words you're looking for are thank you.
46:02Good night, gentlemen.
46:08Close the door behind me.
46:09Asks.
46:09Can everybody support me?
46:13838 is a cafe.
46:17CREW for you.
46:19I wish I could go on, okay?
46:28oraz
46:30всего omit lot� the outsourced or for your dummies on the way.
46:33And this time I was talking too.
46:34My good morning you're supposed to be lost.
46:38This time I was cutting my carter.
46:39some cold water on him. Okay, thanks. Take a nice shower, get dressed, you start to feel normal soon
46:44enough. You got flip-flops? No. Oh, honey, there's wicked fungus in the showers.
47:02Ain't nobody crying, there's the devil, the devil of hell! You're doing me crazy!
47:11Call it, yadda!
47:43Everyone gets a piece of fruit at breakfast.
47:45I'm telling you, you'll all start to feel normal soon.
47:48Really.
47:49You hungry?
47:50I'm stungy.
47:51Excuse me.
47:52Such pretty hair.
47:54When those roots start to show, be sure to come and see me, okay?
47:56I'll take good care of you.
47:58But even if you don't come to me, don't go to Donita.
48:01She'll burn the shit out of your scalp.
48:03Go.
48:04Finds me.
48:06Hey, Chapman.
48:07Are you Chapman?
48:07Yes.
48:12Red said she made that special for you.
48:14Wow.
48:15Thanks.
48:16Tell her he said thanks.
48:18I don't say nothing.
48:18I'm just working.
48:19Next.
48:21Now, I'm telling you, before my teeth got knocked out, I had this awesome gap.
48:25Now they look like chiclets.
48:27Look, you're crazy.
48:28You're making them beautiful that you never get the food stuck in it.
48:31So you've got the nice fresh breath all the time.
48:33It's minty.
48:34It's beautiful.
48:34It's like God put them in you every day.
48:36The summer breeze coming over here.
48:38Yeah.
48:38Oh, I smell.
48:39Yeah.
48:40Yeah.
48:41Oh.
48:43Oh, what did you do?
48:44She sold the food in front of Red.
48:46Oh, jeez.
48:47I don't think you're going to be eating for a while.
48:49Oh.
48:51Oh, put it away.
48:52I'm enjoying metaphors very much.
48:54You've got to figure out how to make things right with Red.
48:57Oh, and yeah.
48:58You've got to go down to laundry.
48:59Don't forget that.
49:00And check the elastic on all the pants.
49:02They'll let them get you stretched out garbage.
49:04Orientation sucks in 10 minutes.
49:06At least you had a nice shower this morning, right?
49:09You think I saw you in there?
49:11Ha!
49:12Um, I...
49:12I...
49:14I don't...
49:14I don't know.
49:16Um...
49:17Excuse me.
49:18Hey, hey, hey.
49:18Don't forget.
49:19You barred bust your tray.
49:26Where'd you go with that tray?
49:28Can't take it out of here.
49:29We should figure it out.
49:31Is your brother in the shower this morning?
49:34Yeah.
49:54Maybe this is about time to say hi.
49:56Hook!
49:57Jump!
49:57No, no!
50:01Quiet, this is!
50:03No!
50:04No!
50:04No!
50:04No, no!
50:14No!
50:24No!!
50:25Or two
50:29Love
50:31It has
50:33A funny way
50:36Of knowing
50:38What to do
50:42Oh, but the chances
50:45What are the chances
50:49The chances
50:52That I'd find you
51:31That I'd find you
51:38.
52:11.
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