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00:00The Bars of the Comic Book
00:00It doesn't like it is
00:07Crutch is here
00:09For friends, friends, friends
00:10Yo, it's Fennois!
00:15Crutch is filmed in front of a live studio audience
00:20Oh, there he is
00:21There he is
00:23Top of the class, past the bar on his first try
00:26You would think with all that money that you're making
00:29at that high power law firm you could afford pants that fit come on dad you know i look good
00:36yeah you look good in your capris but back in my day when you wore pants that didn't cover your
00:41ankles the whole neighborhood would tell you to pull your shoes up i know you ain't talking your
00:48generation's outfits made no sense y'all were matching sweatsuits and never went jogging
00:54well i know this weekend is going crazy so i'm gonna tell you now your mother will be proud of
01:00you and i'm proud of you thanks pat knock knock oh you look like you need a little help with
01:16that
01:16luggage i do thanks daddy okay jake get them bags what up big head i love you too sis
01:27i appreciate you flying all the way from minnesota my little brother graduates from columbia law school
01:32i would not miss that party damn that's a lot of bags for three days where's andrew i thought he
01:38was
01:38coming oh he couldn't make it crazy work thing oh man andrew's not coming i was looking forward
01:44to our annual chess games i was gonna whoop his butt oh lisa mace i bet you harlem makes minnesota
01:52look like a whole different universe it sure does there are more black people standing on your corner
01:58than in my whole school i love harlem coming up here i saw a fight where one girl was windmilling
02:04her
02:05fist so hard her ponytail popped off did a titty pop out look kids a snake yeah pops in the
02:17roommate that's right always wanted a python and now that you kids off my dime i can finally
02:23do me yeah you never guessed what he named it i named the financial freedom and i keep on the
02:30window because i like my financial freedom where i could see it yep dad's got all kinds of changes going
02:36on around here you turn the whole top floor into a modern state-of-the-art apartment that he plans
02:42to
02:42rent out jack so what that door right there is a special entrance for my tenants wait wait wait you
02:48you building an apartment in our house our house you haven't lived here for 12 years so what you've been
02:54living in your fancy place for over a year daddy you don't want to live with strangers they're not
02:59strangers they're tenants that is a landlord word well i'm not sure about this don't worry about it
03:06they won't move until you go back to minnesota wait wait wait you found renters already without me
03:13i'm your lawyer i gotta do background checks the only checks i want to see is rent checks
03:20well with all these changes maybe now we can see what's going on in mom and dad's special room
03:28absolutely not i don't ever want to know what happened in area 51
03:35that's probably live food for my python who you calling a python
03:40internet you can't unhinge your jaw eat the whole meal there i see nothing has changed with you two
03:46hey antoni hey baby oh my goodness you kids are growing so fast and there is the man of the
03:58hour
03:58let him know let him know oh i'm surprised you here i thought it was brown bear week in alaska
04:07francois you know i could tase you until you're medium well you corrections officers might get away
04:12with that on rikers island when you're looking for love but in my house i got rights did you get
04:17it
04:17all out do you feel better when i heard andrew wasn't coming i thought i would come over and help
04:24jamilla get set up with the kids yeah jamilla how did this overgrown sasquatch know that andrew wasn't
04:30coming oh daddy i knew because my niece and my nephew talk to me all the time
04:38well i did raise my kids to be kind to the simple okay well as much as i want to
04:44stay and watch this
04:45entertaining back and forth i got to meet with a client all right i love y'all thank you see
04:50you
04:51go get them boy boy yeah later bye all right let's get you guys settled come on help grandpa
04:58take yourself upstairs let's go we gotta work mom you said this was a vacation these kids got your
05:05hair but their father's white privilege let's go i take it you haven't told your father about andrew yet
05:15you want me to bust in here tell him i have nowhere to go and that my marriage is falling
05:19apart
05:20you have nothing to be ashamed of people get divorced all the time divorce no we're not there yet
05:26well where are you i don't know i just need some time to breathe and figure it out
05:32my brother-in-law will do anything for his family i've known him a long time so i suggest
05:38you break the news to him after he's had his third party drink why the third one three drinks that's
05:46his sweet spot that's how your mother got him to have jake i was one crown and coke away from
05:55being an
05:55only child damn
06:04me and flaco we go back like spinal cords and car seats
06:10what does that mean pop-up it means we're old old enough to know the greatest beatboxer ever
06:17dougie fresh he was raised right here in harlem now the fat boys they come from brooklyn but we give
06:23them love even though today they'd be called the plus size boys that's right hey yo flaco let me hear
06:29it again
06:33that's right y'all come on mace get into it baby
06:39this is way better than ice fishing
06:43hey you
06:48let's go in the house baby hey we ready for this party son you know i mean hold everything we're
06:55like he's been doing this new york accent since we landed in jfk oh my god lisa and mace you
07:03got so
07:04much taller you three just got wider
07:10i got mad jokes you know what i mean but dead ass though before you was my wife and everything
07:18me and my dunnies right here we used to have a whole rap group you know oh what was it
07:23called a
07:23tribe called mess
07:26me and flaco are going on this hip-hop is 50s cruise and we was just kicking games with my
07:32grandkids about
07:32old school hip-hop yeah and this cruise has a special section for folks single and ready to mingle
07:38but i can't get a certain someone to fill out his profile
07:42here we go again i told you flaco the only woman i want to see on this cruise is salt
07:48pepper mc light
07:50and maybe remy ma or her cousin deborah if they not locked up
07:56okay okay i'll tell you what if you want i can help you fill out your profile say word word
08:06listen you can move on you'll always love jeannette you're entitled to a second time around
08:13i mean if anything ever happened to me i would want calvin to move on uh say what now
08:20after a minimum of five years with some serious grief and mourning anything less than that i will haunt you
08:28have you heard that yeah you're talking about some after some five years she's gonna be on top of this
08:34what you say now
08:38i ain't saying that
08:48everybody it's official my son is an attorney at law
08:55we are up we need some of that blind justice so if y'all need anything we got you
09:05reverend dick lockett way full of chilies huh i got some hot sauce over there for you
09:11thanks for coming out well now brother crunch we miss you at church yeah watch online god bless 5g
09:18well you know our online experience would be superb if only the church had better wi-fi i know but
09:25once my son's big checks come in you sure to get a nice donation amen now we got some other
09:32time
09:35hey daddy refresh your dream no not right now baby i need a clear head to receive my guests
09:40come on dad it's a celebration come here you right
09:50one black person graduated from law school and y'all act brand new i don't know why i wasn't invited
09:58because you're a thief miss pearl i know you took my commodore's box set i helped you look for it
10:05that's
10:05i know you took it hey you all good big sis yeah yeah um you enjoying your big night ah
10:16seeing the
10:16neighborhood come out like this reminds me of my mom with the parties at the house to get people to
10:19sign petitions i miss those jake one lemon cupcake per signature jamila tell the people why they must
10:28vote no for proposition 240 go so what's up with andrew why couldn't you make my little party you know
10:38just work stuff yeah yeah work stuff okay what kind of work stuff oh uh oh this pro taking the
10:49top off
10:49again this body broke up new edition jake jamila
11:06listen up people i want to make a toast bad luck to toast with the empty glass
11:14you're right my daughter
11:19celebration now i do not want to get emotional better not
11:25you look bloated when you cry oh
11:29i want to thank all of y'all for coming out to help me celebrate my many blessings
11:33you know having two beautiful kids who found a purpose is a gift any father would love
11:38yes i just wish my daughter and my grandkids wasn't so far away from me in minnesota
11:45then there's my son jake who has an amazing apartment overlooking central park with a japanese
11:52toilet that done things in my butt that my wife would never do god bless her soul
12:00the bishop magic dawn one wrap it up my arm is getting tired hold on
12:05i mean what what what did uh magic dawn one say what did you say okay to purpose
12:11to purpose oh okie doke all right yeah i just want to
12:20piggyback off my father's toast about purpose in my last year at law school i asked myself
12:26what type of lawyer do i want to be during this arduous pursuit you said arduous
12:34speak your ivy league shit son
12:38what they got headphones on
12:41well as most of you know my mother was big on community
12:45yes and because of her i want to be the type of lawyer that represents his people
12:50yes in fact i have my first big case tomorrow right here in harlem
12:58it's a pro bono case and working on it has been so inspiring that i decided to quit my job
13:04at miller
13:04stevens and cohen to pursue a more permanent position at legal aid oh that's my son making more money more
13:11money big checks in the house uh i don't think he understands what pro bono means my uncle had pro
13:20bono
13:23started in the hand went up the arm and a week later he was dead
13:32i don't think nobody up here know what pro bono i mean
13:36is somebody around here tell me what's going on uh crutch i believe what he's saying is that
13:41with legal aid he's gonna need some financial aid the lord giveth and the lord taketh away
13:49how you gonna live in manhattan without making no money i have a plan
13:53i thought till i got on my feet i could just stay in the upstairs apartment wait i need that
13:59apartment we're playing you have that huge house in minnesota i'm not playing i was gonna wait till
14:03after your party to talk to daddy in private but my marriage is probably ending and me and the kids
14:08have nowhere to live
14:13new house pro bono what is going on uh we're glad to get crutch off this roof yeah
14:23new house pro bono
14:29jake how could you turn down a gig making 250 grand plus housing plus parking free parking in
14:37manhattan i know was it indoor or outdoor indoor
14:43dad look being a corporate lawyer was killing my soul at miller stevens and cohen i wasn't gonna
14:50see a courtroom for six maybe seven years they kept me locked in a law library doing research
14:55like a peon my dream is to be a trial attorney a voice for my people for my community that's
15:01all
15:01i want pop that is the dumbest i ever heard took michael jordan seven seasons to get a chip and
15:09patience
15:10has always been your achilles heel you want everything now i'm doing meaningful work at legal
15:14aid i feel like i'm doing what mom would have always wanted me to do i'm changing lives today plus
15:20i don't care that much about money well you wear some fancy clothes for a dude that don't care about
15:25money money can't buy you happiness dad you sound just like your mom mama tell you like i told her
15:35money money can't buy you happiness but it could get you so damn close you won't even know the
15:40difference look now mom would have never wanted jake to be unfulfilled or for me to be stuck in some
15:46broken marriage baby baby baby marriage is not fun it's a job that's why they make you take those vows
15:52till you dig it's more complicated than that daddy
15:59let me ask you a question did you and andrew even try i mean really try i didn't leave andrew
16:08he left us what he had a gambling problem for years why didn't you say something because it's
16:18embarrassing i could barely afford to get here i finally told him you know it's big bear casino or us
16:26and he said he couldn't stop and didn't know how to stop gambling so i packed some bags
16:29and i left the kids don't even know yet damn i'm so sorry sis i didn't know that i'm sorry
16:36i've heard
16:37enough jake get the bone sword and shovel we going to minnesota daddy what are you talking about the
16:44less you know the better that's exactly why they went to my sister for stuff like this
16:52y'all told her before y'all told me i knew about jamila and andrew i had no idea about
16:59jake
17:00free parking in manhattan bruh
17:09that's the way it is now we're keeping secrets from daddy
17:14now see that's why i don't even talk to my kids shut up pearl
17:23yo cal thanks for convincing me to come down here man
17:27oh okay hey red that's enough now you're getting a little low
17:31look i just need you to have an open mind yeah when jake sees what it is to work for
17:36a group of
17:36ungrateful poor people he gonna run his ass back to working for a group of ungrateful rich people
17:41know what i mean maybe just a little more open than that oh yeah what are y'all doing here
17:47oh i missed it did you win your case no i didn't yeah listen that's what i was trying to
17:52tell you jake
17:54life is not a feel-good movie man morgan freeman is not going to become your best friend
17:58to help you escape prison rehabilitation is just a made-up word
18:04so go on stamp your form sonny and stop wasting my time because truthfully i don't give a shit
18:12hey i like shawshank too but i don't know what you're talking about
18:20either get busy living or get busy dying sing
18:27uncle cal let me just stop you right there what i was trying to tell you was that uh
18:32i didn't win a case today i won three cases this is miss garcia dad her landlord was trying to
18:40illegally evict her but your son was phenomenal gracias thank you
18:51sorry i wasn't here to see you make a big speech there are no big speeches it's mostly me helping
18:56people understand their rights that's what a legal aid lawyer does and that's what i did today mr
19:02crutchfield yeah oh this is my father frank crutchfield these are the davisons pop your son got my boy
19:09signed up for a diversion program thank you for keeping him out of jail just doing my job your son
19:15is a real blessing give me oh he gonna beat his ass
19:26well look if y'all want to see me in action i have one more case today
19:30i love that all right let me get myself look uh i'll go in but if i run out that's
19:36because i recognize the
19:46good
19:48boo i saw our son in court today it wasn't good it was phenomenal
19:56i thought he's throwing his life away by representing a bunch of degenerates for no money
20:05then i realized he was uh making a difference for some good people for no money
20:13i always knew he was gonna be just like you doing stuff for the community
20:19so this is area 51 oh so cool it's all yours all of us it's gonna be kind of cramped
20:32but uh
20:33i'm grateful we'll make it work good can't do nothing about the upstairs until the lease for the
20:39rent is expires pop let me see that lease why because i'm confident i can negotiate something
20:46that'll make everybody happy well it ain't gonna make me happy you're gonna negotiate me out of all
20:50that rent money daddy you choosing money over us no i'm choosing a lot of money over y'all
21:01fine it's in the box
21:08damn you chucks would have me living like i hit the number every month
21:13no way look lisa i'm gonna fire you
21:18uh uh please get down pop pop what is that some kind of fly swatter
21:22uh thank you go wash your hands both of y'all
21:33really dad really what how you think the both of y'all got here
21:47bye bye i'll finance you freedom i'll miss you
21:52adios
21:56i know the real reason you're getting rid of that snake
21:59you fell in love with the feeding mice didn't you i never should have named them
22:06my sister always said that you were a big softy it's good to know that everything inside of you
22:12ain't dead and don't worry i won't tell your grandkids you know what internet you all writing my book
22:19and you are still the man that my sister fell in love with those kids don't need to know that
22:24their
22:24grandpa's a little it's official the lease is broken damn you get the upstairs apartment and i
22:33get area 51 unless you want to switch not a chance thank you bro i take back almost every bad
22:40thing i
22:41ever said about you no you don't you're right wow watch i love what you did with upstairs oh man
22:49it's dope brother yeah i hope you i do none of my sheets i just changed those sheets
22:55hey y'all we got to take off man we go ahead to the airport
22:58y'all travel safe love y'all
23:02all right love you
23:06all right hey hey listen and uh crush you know we got a lot of experience of dealing with grown
23:12kids
23:13that's never ready to leave the nest but if you need anything anything at all yeah i do have one
23:18question well we didn't we didn't mean right now no this this whole thing's been a lot okay so we're
23:25gonna holler at you all right all right later now all right be good hi y'all oh daddy i'm
23:31sorry about
23:32the cruise i know you were looking forward to it you know i would have bought that ticket off of
23:37you
23:37though the cruise line has said no vampire bats allowed
23:43what's this about the cruise oh buddy i'm sorry i had to give up my tickets i'm sorry to tell
23:48you
23:48ah yeah we had to sweeten the deal because technically pops was breaking the lease so you're
23:52sending me out to sea with strangers no flocko come on i would never do that to you man you
23:58my mellow
23:58my man my it's boom boom i could give up your tickets too are these pancakes gluten-free did happy
24:07onions lay these eggs oh pop the movies come while i'm in court you mind letting them in uh also
24:11the
24:11door to the bathroom upstairs sticks and crutch i'm gonna be around a lot more so i'm gonna need a
24:15key
24:16i'm also missing my you know what i'm also gonna roster i'm gonna need some fresh grapes
24:36sometimes life can deal you a messed up hand
24:43but when it hits the fan never fear the crunch is here
25:03what's up
25:11what's up
25:19what's up
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