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00:02Oh, my name's actually kind of nice.
00:04See? I told you it'd go well.
00:06Second date Friday.
00:08Ah, that's why you're working at 11 o'clock at night.
00:11Um, okay, talk tomorrow.
00:13Okay, love you.
00:14Bye.
00:16Okay.
00:19What's up, what's up, guys?
00:21Welcome back to ExoGlass Studios.
00:22It's your girl, Roxy, and I'm here with your 30-minute HIIT workout.
00:25But that's enough talking.
00:26Let's get right into it with some jumping jacks.
00:28Here we go.
00:29In one.
00:30Two.
00:30Get those arms all the way up overhead.
00:33You got this.
00:34We're just getting started.
00:36And three.
00:37Right into butt kicks.
00:38Two.
00:39Last one.
00:40Butt kicks.
00:41I'm bringing my heels all the way to my booty.
00:44Plenty of my arms.
00:45I'm getting a full workout in.
00:48A few more.
00:49We're going right into high knees.
00:51In three.
00:52Two.
00:53One.
00:53Knees all the way up.
00:55If you don't need to always be your weight, don't keep yourself.
00:58Let's go.
00:59Why do you go up south and low?
01:00Take a step for me.
01:01There we go.
01:02Power to go.
01:04All right.
01:05Squat.
01:06Three.
01:06Two.
01:07And one.
01:08Meter.
01:08Go over to this apart.
01:09Go ahead and squat all the way down.
01:10And really add some tension.
01:12You're doing great.
01:13Go ahead and add in those arms.
01:16Good.
01:16Squat.
01:16Nice and low.
01:18Kill those squats.
01:19Hold it here.
01:19And pulse.
01:21Four.
01:22Three.
01:23We're going into fast.
01:24Two.
01:24Almost there.
01:29I know it hurts.
01:49You're going to feel that in the morning.
01:50And we're not done yet.
01:51Run it out.
01:52Pass up.
01:53Pass up.
01:53Pass up.
02:02And Nathan Bartlett steps up to serve.
02:04It's match point for the biggest win of his career.
02:07Let's see if he's got the eye of the tiger.
02:10Forehand down the line.
02:11Winning.
02:12Nathan Bartlett takes up world number one.
02:14Roger Federer.
02:15Six four.
02:15A little slow there, Roger.
02:17Never say die win.
02:18Could Bartlett be America's next top ten player?
02:25Do we have to wake up to murder every morning?
02:29You're talking about that serial killer that's basically in our backyard.
02:31It is so exciting.
02:32Shouldn't we be playing baby Mozart or something?
02:35The signs are up.
02:37The flyers are out.
02:38I'm baking cookies like a fucking Keebler elf.
02:40This house is going to move fast.
02:42It better.
02:43The sellers are losing their patience.
02:44All right.
02:44I got this, Paul.
02:45Ow, shit.
02:46That's hot.
02:47Obviously.
02:47I just took them out.
02:48Are those my pants?
02:49Well, it's not like you're going to be wearing them anymore.
02:51Oh, love you.
02:53Morning.
02:54Morning.
02:54These cookies are awesome.
02:56I used to have an ass like that.
02:58You still have an ass like that.
02:59My sister's having so much more sex than I ever did.
03:01Really?
03:02Yeah.
03:02Speak for yourself.
03:03Oh, excuse me?
03:04I did really good.
03:05Don't forget the pizza.
03:10I found both victims lying beside each other.
03:13The killer had dismembered the bodies.
03:14Detective Hardwick of the Chicago Homicide Division was the first to arrive at the horrific scene.
03:20He cut off the arms, the hands, the legs, the heads, everything.
03:25Then he put the bodies back together, except for one small detail.
03:29He swapped their heads.
03:33Hey, excuse me?
03:35Hi.
03:36Has the open house started yet?
03:38Uh, yeah.
03:39Yeah, of course.
03:40I'm Ava.
03:41You can go ahead in.
03:42I'll be right behind you.
03:43Cool.
03:44Yeah.
03:44Yeah.
03:45Okay.
03:46Wow.
03:48Edgeless pool and spa facing south so you know you get the sun all day.
03:52Huge barbecue area.
03:53I mean, it's your own private resort back here, right?
03:56So you've got the one bedroom downstairs and four upstairs.
04:00It's about 5,000 square feet.
04:02You've been doing this long?
04:03Uh, real estate?
04:04Hmm?
04:05Like, five years?
04:06You enjoy it?
04:08So...
04:08Uh, yeah.
04:09Yeah, I do, actually.
04:11I mean, when you meet a couple that, you know, finds their dream house, a place where they
04:13want to raise their family, it's a really sweet moment.
04:17Ugh.
04:18Ugh.
04:20Ugh.
04:20Ugh.
04:22Ugh.
04:23Hmm?
04:24Uh-huh.
04:25Ugh!
04:27Love the view.
04:28Hmm?
04:29The view?
04:29Mm!
04:30Yeah.
04:31Yeah, it's a...
04:52What's up, Jim?
04:54Yeah, what up?
04:54Ladies, good morning.
04:57Cass, you gotta turn your shoulders more.
05:01There it is.
05:02Thanks, Coach.
05:07Hey.
05:08Oh, hey.
05:09Hey.
05:09You gotta try the yellowtail.
05:11Her new menu is amazing.
05:13Can we talk for a moment?
05:15I know.
05:19So?
05:20Mm.
05:21What do you think?
05:22Yeah, it's, uh, it's not quite what I'm after.
05:26Yeah.
05:26Okay.
05:27Management wants to make a change.
05:30What kind of change?
05:31They want a new director of tennis.
05:37Hey, what?
05:38Am I being fired?
05:39Well, more like demoted.
05:41I've been here for 17 years.
05:42Yes, I think that's part of the issue.
05:45Wait, Michelle, I, I...
05:46I helped build this club.
05:48There was 200 members here when I first arrived.
05:51You don't have any other Palisades listings, do you?
05:53Uh, no.
05:54No, not this week, so...
05:56Oh, but I did see you had a few listings in Palms for one-bedroom apartments.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Mason's taking over.
06:05Mason?
06:05Yeah.
06:06The new guy?
06:07He's 25 years old.
06:0924.
06:09He is?
06:10Yeah, but his cardio and cocktails, he's killing it.
06:13Watch it all the way.
06:15Come on, Amy.
06:16Oh, shit!
06:17Ooh, missed a shot.
06:17Take a shot.
06:18Come on, meet me here.
06:19That's not tennis.
06:21Yeah, but stay-at-home moms love him.
06:23They don't love him.
06:24They're drunk.
06:25I'm thinking, you're stuck in the low-end market.
06:28You can't get out, and your boss gave you this listing as a favor.
06:32Well, you gotta start somewhere, right?
06:37You know I'm gonna be a dad soon, right?
06:40I have a family, too.
06:41I know you do.
06:41You have a beautiful family.
06:42And that's why Mason's in, and you're moving to Red Ball.
06:46Red Ball?
06:47I'm sorry.
06:49That's for five-year-olds.
06:50I'm sorry.
07:02Hey, bad news.
07:03No offers on the house.
07:04Oh, fantastic.
07:07I just got fired.
07:08What?
07:09Are you serious?
07:10Oh, demoted.
07:10Guys, I think the toilet's broken.
07:12Wait a minute.
07:12What happened?
07:13I lost my power base.
07:15All the moms moved over to Mason.
07:16Cardio and cocktails.
07:17Mason, that young one, that new hot coach over there?
07:19Okay, take it easy.
07:19It's not that hot.
07:20There's such bullshit after everything you've done for that place?
07:22Yeah, I'm on commission.
07:24Red Ball.
07:25The five-year-old?
07:26Guys, hey, I need some help, like, now.
07:28What the fuck is going on, Tori?
07:30Oh, oh, please.
07:31I don't know what to do.
07:33What happened?
07:33I don't know.
07:34I just started overflowing.
07:35Oh.
07:38Oh, no.
07:39Right this way.
07:41I've got quite a treat for you here.
07:43Our flagship product, the Toto Acquia.
07:47Automatic lid, air dry, heated seat, bidet, and a unique glazed throat that eliminates debris.
07:55Oh, that sounds, uh, great, but do you have any toilets?
08:00I think it's probably a little out of our price range.
08:03It's $4,000.
08:05Ooh.
08:06Yeah, do you have one that you could just sit on and go poop?
08:10Oh, my God.
08:10Is that available?
08:11Are you serious?
08:12What?
08:12Yeah, money's tight.
08:14We're gonna be fine.
08:15I have plans.
08:16You'll see.
08:17We're all gonna be living in a Malibu beach house in no time.
08:20Trust me.
08:20Is it the tennis academy that you've been talking about for years?
08:23Because I'm pretty sure that ship has sailed.
08:24No, actually, it's a tennis podcast.
08:28I talk about my time on the tour, the ups, the downs.
08:31I think people will really like it.
08:32What do you think?
08:33Okay, I don't think anyone wants to listen to a podcast about tennis.
08:37Sorry, I don't.
08:37But you know what they do want to listen to?
08:40Murder.
08:40Not everyone's obsessed with murder like you.
08:43Yes, they are.
08:43These things sell for millions.
08:45Millions.
08:46Yes, Root of Evil, Sisters in Crime is like the fucking gold rush.
08:49So unless you know someone that got stabbed on center court Wimbledon, then maybe you should
08:53forget about tennis.
08:57Forget about tennis.
08:59Really?
08:59Not forget.
09:00You know what I mean.
09:01Forget about tennis?
09:02You want me to just forget my whole life?
09:04You think I don't see you sitting on the toilet watching old YouTube videos of the day
09:07you beat Federer?
09:09Do you really think that's healthy?
09:10Do you think it's healthy to spend every night with a bunch of dead people?
09:13Because I don't.
09:14Uh, maybe I wouldn't have to if we actually did something once in a while.
09:18Biggest thing we did in the last three years is to go buy a toilet that costs 150 bucks.
09:21Okay, so that's what this is about.
09:22Why didn't you just say that?
09:23It's about money.
09:24I'm sorry I didn't get you the fucking toto, babe.
09:26It's not about the toto.
09:27Sorry it doesn't spray up your ass.
09:29It's not about the toto.
09:29Why do you keep talking about money then?
09:31I'm not.
09:31You brought it up.
09:32You're making it about money.
09:33Money's not the problem.
09:34What happened to us?
09:34We used to be the cool, fun tennis couple.
09:37We used to support each other.
09:38We were going to conquer the world together.
09:40Like, what the fuck happened?
09:42Okay, so what you're saying is I'm the problem.
09:44Oh, my God.
09:44I'm the problem because I failed, right?
09:45You always do this.
09:46Yeah, I failed you.
09:47I got hurt.
09:49Then I got my ass fired.
09:50Now I can't get to the mansion like all your fancy fucking friends.
09:53You knew who you married.
09:54You know what?
09:55I didn't because you're not the guy I married.
09:59What did you say?
10:02You're obviously the guy I married.
10:03That's not what I meant.
10:04That's what you said.
10:05I know that, but that's not how it came out wrong.
10:07Come on.
10:07Please don't do this.
10:08I'm sorry I'm not the guy you married.
10:12I'm sorry I got hurt.
10:13I'm really sorry.
10:14Oh, my God.
10:15Come on.
10:15I'm sorry I got fired.
10:16I'm sorry I have no fucking money.
10:17I'm sorry I'm old.
10:18I'm sorry I got no friends.
10:19I'm fucking sorry, okay?
10:21It came out wrong.
10:22Babe, I'm sorry.
10:24Babe, please.
10:29You're going to be a big tennis champ.
10:31You're going to impress your daddy.
10:33You're going to impress your wife.
10:35You can't do shit.
10:36You can't do it.
10:37You can't fucking do it.
10:38You're going to fucking...
10:39You know, I'm done.
10:40I'm fucking...
10:41I'm fucking done!
10:42The great American art form isn't music or film or television.
10:47The great American art form is murder.
10:51We watch it.
10:53We celebrate it.
10:54We obsess over it.
10:57And we commit it.
11:00What drives someone to murder another human being?
11:04What kind of person can do that?
11:21Hey, I'm Matt, plumber.
11:23Hi.
11:24Great.
11:24We need you.
11:25Come on in.
11:25Uh, one sec.
11:26Sorry.
11:28I never bring dirt into a home.
11:30It's a priority.
11:32Okay, one more second.
11:33Yep, I'm right down this way.
11:35Great, thanks.
11:36Down the hall here.
11:38Hey, is that, uh, is that Binghamton?
11:41Uh, yeah, I grew up near there.
11:42No way.
11:43Yeah.
11:43Me too.
11:44Really?
11:44Yeah, they had that, uh, great ice cream store.
11:47Slippies.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:48Best friendship ever.
11:49Right?
11:49Oh.
11:50Man, small world.
11:51Can't believe that.
11:52That's nuts.
11:53You want to write it back?
11:54Yeah, well, uh, toilet awaits.
11:55Let's do it, yeah.
11:56So it's down here.
11:57It's a gusher.
11:59Hey.
12:00Hot plumber.
12:02I know.
12:06American Standard's a solid unit.
12:08They tried to upsell you on the Toto.
12:10They did, actually.
12:11They always do.
12:12It's bullshit.
12:13I mean, who needs a toilet for a status symbol, right?
12:15Yeah, that's exactly what I think.
12:17Yeah.
12:19Hey, uh, can I ask you something?
12:21Sure.
12:23I saw that wall out there.
12:24That was you, right?
12:26I mean, all those tennis trophies.
12:27Oh, yeah.
12:28Yeah.
12:29I won a lot of juniors.
12:30Yeah, no, I remember you.
12:32Really?
12:32Yeah, you were gonna be, like, the next Agassi, right?
12:35That's what they said.
12:36Until I blew my knee out.
12:37Ah, that's a bummer.
12:38Never really made it back.
12:40Yeah.
12:41Yeah.
12:41You know, I play a little.
12:42Nothing like you.
12:43Just, you know, I hit with my buddies.
12:45He's had these great courts near my apartment in Pomona.
12:48Pomona?
12:48You live in Pomona?
12:49That's a drive.
12:50Oh, no, no.
12:50No, I, uh, I used to.
12:52You know, got too dangerous.
12:54Someone got attacked in my building.
12:56So I took off.
12:57Came to L.A., you know, for the glamour.
13:01You know, you still hit?
13:03I coach.
13:04Over at the Beverly Club.
13:06Oh, wow.
13:07Bet they're glad to have someone as good as you around.
13:10Yeah.
13:10Yeah, they're excited.
13:12Yeah.
13:13I don't know.
13:14If you ever got time, I'd love to hit.
13:17Uh, sure.
13:18Yeah.
13:19I mean, I'd kick the shit out of you.
13:20It would be my honor.
13:21You know?
13:23Um, all right.
13:25You are ready for action.
13:29Fantastic.
13:30Hey, guys.
13:30Hi, Matt.
13:31Can you check one more thing while you're here?
13:32Uh, yeah.
13:33Sure.
13:34What's that?
13:34Well, wait, is that mold?
13:37Yeah.
13:38Stacky botrys.
13:39Stacky what?
13:40Oh.
13:41It's a type of mold.
13:42You're going to have to rip the whole thing out.
13:44Oh, my God.
13:44No, no, no.
13:45The whole thing?
13:45Yeah.
13:46Oh, shit.
13:49Okay.
13:51Not good.
13:52No.
13:52We're going to be fine.
13:54Um, I'm just curious how much you think that might run us.
13:57Oh, I, uh, I mean, it's a big job.
13:59It's not going to be cheap.
14:00Yeah.
14:01Yeah.
14:01I figured that.
14:02Um, we're having a little cash flow situation.
14:06Not a big deal.
14:07We're going to be fine.
14:07But I was just thinking, what, would you be up for doing a deal?
14:12How about three months of free tennis lessons with this guy?
14:16Oh, uh, twice a week?
14:24Elbow up.
14:25Head still.
14:27Finish high.
14:28Kiss the bicep.
14:31Oh, the student has to become the master.
14:34Nice shot.
14:35Guess that makes me better than Federer, huh?
14:38Okay.
14:38You're going to have to give me one of your fancy trophies.
14:41Here we go.
14:43Oh, there it is.
14:46Okay.
14:46Gotta run.
14:48Ready to use your b.
14:50You having fun yet?
14:53All right, all right.
14:55I surrender.
14:57You win.
14:58We can go again.
15:00Yeah, man.
15:01That, uh, that was fucking exhausting.
15:04You're so good.
15:06We'll get you there.
15:07Why?
15:09You got a good forehand.
15:11Hmm?
15:12Backhand to shit.
15:16What's going on there?
15:18They call that Thirsty Thursdays.
15:22This used to be my kingdom.
15:25L.A., right?
15:27It's a brutal city, especially when you're pushing 50.
15:30You're just invisible.
15:32Yeah?
15:33Try being a plumber.
15:38Hey, man.
15:40Thirsty Thursday.
15:41Oh, shit.
15:41Half-price cocktails.
15:42What do you say?
15:42Oh, we're good.
15:43Thanks.
15:44I'm just in the middle of a lesson right now.
15:46What's up, brother?
15:47Hey.
15:48Uh, coach.
15:49Can I get you for a second?
15:53Excuse me, sir.
15:54Yeah, go ahead.
15:56What's up?
15:58Hey, man.
16:00I just wanted to say, I had nothing to do with what went down.
16:05I didn't ask for your position.
16:06They just, like, gave it to me.
16:08Yeah.
16:09And I feel really bad about it because I have been a huge fan of yours a long time, coming
16:15up when I was a little kid, you know?
16:17Yeah, it's fine.
16:17I got Riviera chasing me, Mulholland chasing me.
16:20Oh, that's great.
16:21Fuck yeah.
16:21Yeah, it's great.
16:22Okay, cool.
16:23And you know what?
16:23If that doesn't pan out for you, I've actually been talking to the club about keeping you
16:27on here as coach emeritus.
16:32Coach emeritus?
16:33It's Latin.
16:33It means, like, uh, a respected elder.
16:37Really?
16:38Is that what it means?
16:38Yeah.
16:39Well, I thought it might be a nice way to just kick some cash your way and then...
16:42I don't need your fucking cash.
16:46Okay.
16:48I hear you, big guy.
16:51Um...
16:54I...
16:54Anything else?
16:57I'll see you around.
16:58It's all good.
17:10Cheers!
17:12We're drinking that instead of this shit.
17:14So have you gotten to the part where he swaps the head?
17:17Yes!
17:18No spoilers.
17:19No spoilers.
17:20That's not a spoiler.
17:21It is a spoiler because you said he, so now I know the killer's a he.
17:24Well, of course, the killer's a he.
17:25It's not a she.
17:25Women do not swap heads.
17:27That is not something that we would do.
17:29Okay, we need to the tour and tour.
17:30He comes up back.
17:31Let's get a look.
17:32Does someone have a date?
17:33No, nobody goes on a date.
17:35It's like a Tinder book.
17:36That's true.
17:37No, don't say that.
17:38Listen, I had a friend go on a Tinder date.
17:40Everything was going great.
17:41They watched the notebook until he tied her up and pooped in her mouth.
17:44What?
17:44Was it consensual?
17:45That's crazy.
17:46No, you're right.
17:46I should just stay here and get drunk and talk about heads being cut off.
17:51Okay, what do you even know about this guy, though?
17:53Seriously, don't you want to meet someone, like, responsible and...
17:55No.
17:56No, I prefer the fuck-ups.
17:57They're way more fun.
17:58One more thing.
17:59Should I use protection or should he just pull out?
18:01You know, if I end up on Dateline, I can leave a massive DNA trail for you weirdos.
18:05Yes, go.
18:05Get that D and A.
18:07Don't say that.
18:07The more, the better, honestly.
18:09Save it.
18:09Bring it home.
18:10I'm always thinking ahead.
18:11I like that.
18:12All right, you guys, don't get too crazy.
18:14Okay, do it for us, girl.
18:15Brilliant.
18:17To be young and hot.
18:20Young.
18:21She's right, you guys.
18:22Look at us.
18:22We're always sitting around, drinking wine, talking about vicious murders.
18:26Like, what is wrong with us?
18:33So after he swapped the head?
18:34Yes.
18:35Right.
18:35Oh, yeah.
18:36Oh, shit.
18:37Are you fucking kidding me?
18:38Why are you so fucking good at darts?
18:40Oh, man.
18:41You know, I spent a lot of tequila time here when my marriage was going under.
18:45Ah, fuck.
18:46Jinxed myself.
18:47You guys didn't make it.
18:49You know what?
18:50We tried.
18:51I mean, we went to therapy, went to Fiji, had a baby.
18:55You had a baby to save your marriage?
18:57Shit.
18:59You're the last guy I should be hanging out with.
19:00Oh, no, dude.
19:01I mean, you know.
19:03Sorry, it's just...
19:04I'm just being real.
19:06People do crazy shit in a bad marriage.
19:10Lesson is, I should have just let it die.
19:14I would totally date a guy in prison.
19:16No, you would not.
19:17I would.
19:18Explain.
19:19They're always excited to see you.
19:21You always know where they are.
19:23Oh, yeah.
19:24They can't check out their exes on Insta.
19:25Oh, that's true.
19:26The wet spot.
19:27Ooh.
19:28Okay, when you put it like this, it actually sounds kind of perfect.
19:31I know.
19:32I don't know.
19:32I feel like affairs are, like, a lot of work.
19:34Like, you've got to delete text.
19:35You've got to get rid of your phone, your laptop, the evidence.
19:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:38Okay, okay.
19:39So, it sounds like someone, you, hasn't put a lot of thought into that.
19:42No, I haven't.
19:43Yes.
19:43Are you up to?
19:44I'm having an affair.
19:48I'm sorry, what?
19:49For, like, six months now?
19:51Oh, my God.
19:52Does Simon know?
19:53Well, that's the thing.
19:53He's having one, too, with Val.
19:56Your bikini waxer?
19:58Yeah.
19:59Okay, do you and Simon, like, talk about it?
20:02No, we don't talk about it or not.
20:03Ew.
20:04It's weird.
20:05We just have quiet, desperate affairs, right?
20:08Like, normal people.
20:10Okay, that is not normal.
20:12Like, right, guys?
20:13I mean.
20:16What?
20:18All three of you are having affairs?
20:21On and off.
20:24I'm just saying, you just, you've got to keep the marriage alive somehow.
20:27Am I right?
20:28Yeah.
20:28Am I right?
20:29Thanks.
20:30Fuck you!
20:32Yeah.
20:33Oh, bam!
20:33Oh, fuck you!
20:34Yeah.
20:35Next round's on you, buddy.
20:43Hey.
20:44Hey.
20:44Can I get two tequila shots, please?
20:47Uh, yeah.
20:49It's a busy night, huh?
20:51It's really, really rocking in here.
20:53Yeah, busy's good.
20:55It makes time pass quicker.
20:56You don't like hanging out with a bunch of drunk guys?
20:59Huh.
21:00Depends on the guy.
21:03Uh, that's 17.
21:06Okay, yeah.
21:08I got that right here.
21:10That's for you.
21:12And you can, uh, just keep the rest.
21:14Oh, um, thank you.
21:19Cheers.
21:20Cheers.
21:24Here we go.
21:26Yeah.
21:27Hey, uh, bartender's into you.
21:30Oh, bullshit.
21:31Could be bartender's dad.
21:37Told ya.
21:42They swap murders.
21:44Swimming in a circular.
21:45Still no leads in the case of the serial killer terrorizing Los Angeles.
21:50The West Side Ripper, who has claimed six lives so far, leaving residents in a state of terror.
21:56And now an update on a case that has gripped the LA area.
22:02Oh, my God.
22:05What, uh...
22:05This belonged to you?
22:06What is it?
22:07What happened?
22:08Like, five too many tequila shots, maybe.
22:11Oh, God, babe.
22:12Yeah.
22:13Here, uh, where do you want him?
22:14Uh, here.
22:15Yeah.
22:16Here, put him.
22:16It's like lamb or something.
22:18All right, okay.
22:18Oh, my gosh.
22:19All right.
22:20Thank you for getting him home.
22:22No problem.
22:23He's one of the good guys.
22:24I mean, so are you.
22:24Oh, my God, thank you.
22:26All right, you sleep that off, buddy.
22:27I'll see you tomorrow.
22:28Bye.
22:31Babe.
22:35Hey.
22:35Hi.
22:36What are you doing here?
22:38Oh, I live here.
22:41Matt just dropped you off.
22:43I like that guy.
22:45Yeah, me too.
22:46Super nice.
22:47We're both invisible.
22:50What?
22:54Babe.
23:07What's going to happen to us?
23:24You know, someone once told me to never trust a plumber with no ass crack.
23:31Yeah, well, uh, I'm just over here trying to break a stereotype.
23:37Mm, that's disappointing, but I respect it.
23:40Sorry.
23:41What, are you heading back to school?
23:43Yeah, today, actually.
23:45Got a cram for my midterms.
23:47Yeah, what do you study?
23:48I'm pre-law.
23:49Really?
23:50Wow.
23:51I act so surprised.
23:52Don't I look like a lawyer?
23:55Oh.
23:59Hey, can I ask you something?
24:00Yeah, sure.
24:02You've been spending a lot of time with Nathan.
24:04Is he doing okay?
24:05Ah, he's gonna be fine.
24:07Mm-hmm.
24:08Oh.
24:09Speak the devil.
24:12All right.
24:14I'm gonna head home.
24:15We're throwing tonight.
24:17Darts.
24:18Again.
24:20You want to come?
24:21Drive back tomorrow?
24:23No.
24:24No, I don't want to get in the way of this beautiful, blossoming bromance, so.
24:29Yeah.
24:32Well, uh...
24:37You crushed those midterms.
24:44Oh!
24:47Very nice, Hank.
24:48I'm gonna pay.
25:00Oh!
25:01Oh!
25:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
25:03Are you okay?
25:03Uh...
25:04Oh.
25:04Hey!
25:05I'm sorry, sir.
25:06That was my fault.
25:07No, no.
25:08We met the other night.
25:09We were, uh...
25:10I came up to the bar.
25:11I heard of those tequila shots.
25:13Yeah.
25:14Yeah, I remember.
25:18Um...
25:18Oh.
25:19Yeah.
25:20See ya.
25:34I told you to go well.
25:36I told you to go well.
25:36Second date Friday.
25:38And sugar walking up here with your date workout.
25:40Two, almost there!
26:00Nate!
26:03Nate!
26:05Nate!
26:06Nate!
26:08Nate!
26:27Who's this bitch?
26:39Are you fucking kidding me?
26:42Oh, you're dead. I'm so sorry.
26:45Okay.
26:48Last night.
26:52I'm here at the scene of the brutal slaying of Chloe Lake,
26:56a 28-year-old bartender in an apartment building in Venice overnight.
27:00Police believe she is the seventh victim of the serial killer known as the West Side Ripper.
27:08The West Side Ripper.
27:15Hey.
27:16Just got bitched out by a six-year-old.
27:19Time did you get home last night?
27:20Well, you were asleep and I didn't want to wake you.
27:22What time did you get in?
27:26What's with all the questions?
27:30You looking at my laptop?
27:31Who is she and what the hell is going on?
27:35That?
27:36That is the craziest story you won't believe.
27:39Try me.
27:40Okay.
27:41Well, I'm out with Matt last night at the bar.
27:43I go to get drinks and boom, that girl comes out of the bathroom.
27:46She bumps into me.
27:47I mean, full-on hip checks me.
27:48I say sorry.
27:49She says sorry.
27:50I don't think anything of it.
27:51She takes off gone.
27:53This morning, I check out the news.
27:55I find out she was murdered last night.
27:58So this girl was with you at the bar last night before she was killed?
28:02No.
28:03No.
28:04She wasn't with me.
28:05She bumped into me and now she's dead.
28:09It's unbelievable.
28:14Okay, so you, then you Googled her because she was murdered.
28:18Yeah.
28:18I mean, it's weird.
28:20It just freaked me out.
28:30They think it was the West Side Ripper.
28:32Really?
28:34I mean, maybe he was at the bar last night.
28:37Maybe you even saw him.
28:38Did anyone look suspicious?
28:39There was one guy she was with.
28:41Looked like a date.
28:42Okay, no.
28:43That's that.
28:43That wouldn't be him.
28:44How do you know?
28:44No serial killer is going to take someone out in public and then kill them after.
28:47That's not the Ripper style.
28:48Trust me.
28:49I know my serial killers.
28:50And this one is still out there.
28:56I can't believe that Nathan knew the girl that got killed.
28:59Oh, no, no, no.
29:00He didn't know her.
29:01He just accidentally bumped into her.
29:03But still, that is like so creepy.
29:06It's not that creepy.
29:07It just was a thing that, you know.
29:08And it wasn't just like a regular killer.
29:10I mean, this is the big kahuna.
29:11This is the West Side Ripper.
29:13And I bet you anything the cops are going to want to interview him?
29:18Excuse me, sir.
29:19Can you put the couch to the left?
29:30There's been a potential breakthrough in the recent West Side Ripper murder of 28-year-old Chloe Lake.
29:35Kelly Monroe has more at the scene.
29:38Thanks, Lynette.
29:38Police sources here have revealed that the killer left something behind this alley.
29:51Oh, my God.
29:53Hey, Google, call Nathan Sellers.
29:55Call Nathan Sellers.
29:57Pick up, pick up, pick up.
30:01Come on.
30:11Hey, brother.
30:13Hey.
30:13How's it looking?
30:14Yeah, pretty good.
30:17I got the craziest story for you from the other night.
30:27You're not going to believe it.
30:29Nate!
30:30Hey, babe.
30:31Hey.
30:32Can you help me with something in the bedroom real quick?
30:33Yeah, sure.
30:34One sec.
30:34No, now.
30:35Actually, this is going to be super fast.
30:36Hey, Matt.
30:37Hey.
30:37Just.
30:38Come here.
30:40Okay.
30:41Hey.
30:42Hey.
30:43Mm-hmm.
30:45What's going on?
30:46Yeah.
30:48Jesus, what is it?
30:49Are you okay?
30:50I need you to stay calm so I can show you something real quick.
30:52Okay?
30:52Okay.
30:54I love Kelly Monroe.
30:55It's not about her.
30:56Thanks, Lynette.
30:57Police sources here have revealed that the killer is not about her.
30:59The killer left something behind in this alley.
31:02A blood-soaked blue booty.
31:04The type worn over shoes by a variety of home service providers.
31:09LAPD Forensics is working on your...
31:19That doesn't...
31:20I mean, what are you saying?
31:23Did Matt notice the girl at the bar the other night?
31:25What girl?
31:25The...
31:26The DB.
31:27The dead body.
31:28The girl that was murdered.
31:29He left right after she did.
31:30Oh, my God.
31:31He followed her.
31:31Holy shit.
31:32Oh, my God.
31:32Okay.
31:33Okay.
31:34Matt showed up this morning with scratches all over his arms.
31:37What?
31:38Yes.
31:39Yes.
31:39Big, red, angry, new scratches.
31:41Okay?
31:41And he said his cat did it.
31:43I don't think he has a cat.
31:44Oh!
31:46I'm telling you, it's Matt.
31:49Matt is the West Side Ripper.
31:51I know my killers.
31:52It is him, and he is right there.
31:55It can't be.
31:56It can't be.
31:58Okay.
31:58Do you want to...
31:58Do you want to just go ahead and ask him?
32:00Because he has the same blue booty, says the killer.
32:01He followed the girl out of the bar, and an hour later, she was stabbed 37 times, and
32:05then he waltzes in this morning with, don't kill me, scratches on his arms from his imaginary
32:09cat.
32:09Okay.
32:10What more do you want?
32:11I've hung out with him a dozen times.
32:13He's just a normal guy.
32:15Okay.
32:15Do you think Ted Bundy wore a t-shirt?
32:16I fuck corpses.
32:17I beg you.
32:18You've got to stop listening to these podcasts.
32:20Please.
32:20What do you guys talk about?
32:20How well do you know him?
32:22What's going on with your little friend over there?
32:23What do you mean?
32:24We talk all the time.
32:24What do you talk about?
32:25It's just normal stuff.
32:26Guy stuff.
32:26Like what he told me.
32:27He's got a kid.
32:29Dating in L.A.
32:30You know, it sucks.
32:31He used to live in Pomona.
32:33Pomona.
32:34Okay.
32:34What do you say about that?
32:34Anything?
32:36What?
32:37What?
32:37What?
32:39He said he moved to Los Angeles because someone got attacked in his apartment building.
32:45Shut up.
32:46Are you serious?
32:47Attacked in his building in Pomona?
32:49Oh my God.
32:50Please.
32:50Okay.
32:50What else?
32:51What else?
32:51What else?
32:51When was that?
32:52I mean, I think it was like two years ago.
32:55Two years ago.
32:55Okay.
32:56Okay.
32:57Search unsolved murders Pomona apartment building 2021.
33:01Okay.
33:02Twenty-four murders?
33:03What the fuck is up with the law?
33:05Yeah, we've got to narrow down our suspects here.
33:06Let's see.
33:07Unsolved murder of 82-year-old Sharon Simpson.
33:09That's not a thing.
33:10He murders really young, hot brunettes.
33:13Like, like this one.
33:16Murder in apartment building 242 Work Street.
33:19Police found the victim Nicole Gibson stabbed her.
33:21That is the girl from Pomona who got killed.
33:21Type in the address.
33:22That is just...
33:23Do birds up.
33:24Because he said that his apartment building was next to some tennis courts.
33:27Okay.
33:28Birds high.
33:28Yeah.
33:29Tennis courts.
33:29You mean those tennis courts?
33:31Oh my God.
33:31Oh shit.
33:32Oh my God.
33:32Oh shit.
33:33It is him.
33:34I know he killed this girl in Pomona and now he's here as a west side fucking ripper.
33:39I said he didn't find me attractive enough to kill, but whatever.
33:41Oh really?
33:42Really?
33:42I'm just saying.
33:43I'm sure there'll be other serial killers that find you hot enough to kill.
33:46Just, you know.
33:47Why would he just mention Pomona?
33:49He just volunteered.
33:50Because he's getting off on it.
33:51He is gloating.
33:52This is what they do.
33:53I know these guys.
33:54BTK, Zodiac.
33:55They love to secretly boast that no one can actually catch them.
33:57Think about it.
33:58Think about it.
33:58To the outside world, Matt is just the toilet guy.
34:01But deep inside he has this secret, a huge, powerful secret.
34:05I mean, can you imagine if they knew he was the west side ripper?
34:07Hey guys.
34:08Hey.
34:09Hey.
34:09Hi.
34:10Hi.
34:12Uh, sorry.
34:13I'm just headed out, but um, what did you want to tell me back there?
34:17Hmm?
34:21What was it I was going to tell you?
34:22Yeah, uh, back there.
34:26I've...
34:26Before?
34:27When we were back there?
34:29Yeah.
34:29Hmm.
34:30Would you...
34:31I have...
34:32You know, it's crazy.
34:33I have no idea.
34:34Oh my god.
34:36Faye.
34:36No idea?
34:37He does this all the time now.
34:38I'm worried.
34:39Well, no, we'll get a work done.
34:40Call the doctor for you.
34:42Yeah.
34:43We'll get old like this guy.
34:44Listen, uh, in that case, I got some bad news.
34:49Mm-hmm.
34:50Oh, mm-hmm.
34:52Oh, boy.
34:54The last hot water pipe is leaking.
34:56Oh.
34:57Look, I tried to patch it, but we're going to have to change it out.
35:00I just didn't want to...
35:00Oh, my god.
35:01Sure.
35:01...you guys to curse me when I'm gone, you know.
35:03You?
35:04We would...
35:04We would...
35:05The last person we would curse.
35:07Okay.
35:07Okay.
35:07Well, you know, I'll, uh, I'll pick one up.
35:09Bring it back tomorrow.
35:10Yeah.
35:11All right?
35:11He doesn't need to do that.
35:12You know, it's going to cost you a few more lessons.
35:14Absolutely.
35:15And just, uh, just call me if you want to throw.
35:18Sure.
35:18Yeah?
35:20Fuck you.
35:23Is he going?
35:23He's walking.
35:24He's leaving.
35:24Okay.
35:25He's leaving.
35:25He's leaving.
35:25Just keep an eye on him.
35:26Call 911.
35:27Get a SWAT team on his ass.
35:29Come on.
35:34What the hell are you doing?
35:36Let's think this through.
35:38Think this?
35:39What the fuck?
35:40What does that mean?
35:40We have a fucking serial killer in our house.
35:42He could come back any second.
35:44I know, I know, but someone is going to jump on this, okay?
35:46You can call 911, and sure, he's going to get arrested.
35:49There'll be a trial.
35:49Someone will write a book about this, guaranteed.
35:51This isn't one of your podcasts.
35:53Actually, but it is.
35:55It is exactly like one of my podcasts, except it's happening to us.
36:02What if we do it?
36:03What if, what if we make a podcast about this together?
36:05You and me.
36:06We, we own this story.
36:07You're out of your fucking mind.
36:09No, think about it.
36:09It's, it, it, we could, we could bring him in on it.
36:12Bring the killer in on what?
36:13The podcast.
36:13We force him to do it.
36:15Oh my God, this has never been done before.
36:16Yeah, you know why?
36:17Because he'd fucking kill us.
36:18No, no, he will not kill us, because that's the beauty of it.
36:22We will stop him from killing.
36:23We will say, sir, no more killing, or we go to the cops.
36:26No one ever gets hurt ever again, and that's because of us.
36:29Okay, so we force him to do a podcast, my plumber, the serial killer,
36:32and then after a few months, we secretly turn him over to the cops one more time?
36:37Exactly, yes, except we call it a murderer speaks.
36:39No, no, no, no, no, we call it the west side ripper speaks.
36:42Whatever, something like that.
36:43We were going to brand it.
36:44Oh my God, this is going to go viral, and we'll make him answer.
36:47You know, why does he do it?
36:48How?
36:48Why doesn't he quit?
36:49Everything straight from the mouth of a serial killer who's still out there.
36:53Oh my God, we'll disguise his voice.
36:54People are going to go nuts.
36:55This is going to change our lives.
36:56You really think the west side ripper is going to do this?
36:59Okay, either he does a podcast, or he goes to prison for the rest of his life.
37:02What would you choose?
37:04What I do?
37:04Yeah.
37:07Look, you can call 911, but how are you going to feel?
37:10How are you going to feel when the girl from serial shows up?
37:12Or crime junkie?
37:13Or sisters in crime?
37:14And then it's their story.
37:15It's not ours anymore.
37:16Sure, they'll interview us.
37:18We'll have our little five minutes, but that'll be it.
37:19And then you, me, and this baby are going to have to go live in a one-bedroom apartment
37:22because we can't afford the mortgage.
37:24You're going to go back to Red Ball.
37:25I'll go back to sitting in an empty, open house, you know, hustling for 3%
37:29while I'm sitting there having sexual fantasies about my buyers.
37:31Wait, you what?
37:32I don't, I don't know why I said that. I'm pregnant saying crazy shit.
37:35I mean, you have sexual fantasies about your buyers?
37:38Okay, babe, do you know we're the only couple stupid enough not to be having affairs?
37:43Is that true?
37:44Listen, let's do this.
37:46You and me, together, please.
37:50We are good people, okay?
37:52We have played by the rules, and look where it got us.
37:55But now, finally, finally, some good luck.
37:59A serial killer has fallen into our laps.
38:01That's good luck?
38:02Yes, God put him in our kitchen for a reason.
38:04We should be thanking God that that fucker hasn't killed us,
38:07not for bringing him into our lives.
38:09Come on, please!
38:14No!
38:289-1-1's calling me.
38:30Answer it.
38:30Tell him.
38:33Someone called 9-1-1 from this number.
38:36Is there an emergency?
38:43Hello?
38:44Is everything okay?
38:46Is there an emergency?
38:49Hello?
38:50Is everything okay?
38:51I'm so tired.
38:55I'm so tired.
38:57Yeah, I need to thank God that I have.
38:59Pressure.
39:01Push it down on me, pressing down on you.
39:05No man hasfall.
39:07I got pressure.
39:09The prison field and town, streets of travel and to.
39:13But the sweet blue streets.
39:39Hey! Hey!
39:49Man, great spot.
39:51Right?
39:53You good?
39:54Oh yeah, you?
39:55Yeah.
39:56Alright, show me what you got.
40:00How'd you find this place?
40:07I didn't really ask you to go out here to surf.
40:11Oh yeah?
40:12What, uh, what are we doing here?
40:17I wanted you to see that no one was around.
40:21Uh...
40:22No one's watching.
40:23No one's listening.
40:24Alright.
40:25It's just us.
40:27I'm not wearing a wire.
40:28You can pat me down.
40:31Check you for...
40:31Why would I want to do that?
40:35I know who you are.
40:39Who I am?
40:42A serial killer.
40:47A West Side Ripper.
40:58All right.
41:00This is a...
41:01This is a joke, right?
41:04Don't worry, I'm not going to turn you in.
41:11I have a proposition for you.
41:24I have a proposition for you.
41:25It's a joke.
41:25Well, you're at the end.
41:26Oh yeah.
41:27We'll go for this.
41:27That's funny.
41:27I don't wanna answer.
41:27Oh yeah.
41:29Oh yeah.
41:31No.
41:32It's a joke.
41:32Yeah.
41:33It's a joke, yeah, yeah.
41:36Oh yeah.
42:21Nice shot, Dad.
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