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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander up. I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You born feet up.
01:02Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:23You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go!
01:50Let's go!
01:55Good job!
01:57Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made driver
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:24You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:28Who if you wanna take me
02:29Well, come on, flying back out on the ice for Boston
02:32Tomorrow, we'll be fine
02:33We're gonna have you lost the game today
02:35I'm gonna have you lost the game today
02:36I'm gonna have you magic things
02:37I hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out of the zone
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree, a darker hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:13You're lost to the world
03:17You're standing in my light
03:22You're standing in my light
03:25You're standing in my light
03:26You're sta-
03:31I hate them
03:32You think I'm pretty
03:36You're think I'm pretty
03:38Fool
03:39You used to scare your
03:42Disensen
03:43Real world
03:44I know
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess this is more today
03:50Nice try
03:52Do not get out of line
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be a
04:00Ya ya ya ya
04:03Ya ya
04:06Nice try
04:08Get out with it
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19I'll see you next morning.
05:21Bye-bye.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking did it.
07:45And I still beat their ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman?
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord?
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer?
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:22He's the one.
09:24He's the one.
09:32He's the one.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:16Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:26Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:31Stay right here.
10:37It's okay.
10:54It's okay.
10:55Oh, it's so close to me.
10:59You think you're okay?
11:12It's okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:26Okay.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's okay.
11:30It's okay.
11:31It's okay.
11:44Oh, my God.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:48Oh, my God.
11:55Oh, God, Hollander.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:55Oh, you killed me, Hollander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:26I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:44I should go.
13:54I should go.
13:57I should go.
14:03I should go.
14:06I've been learning about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosalind.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:36Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already
14:54a big contender for top story here at Sochi, what an embarrassing and too embarrassing year
15:00for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen
15:08as his country's captain.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Fonny.
15:42Be nice.
15:43You fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:47A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Fonny.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, you're probably right.
16:12The good news is we're not going to be here long.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:18We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42And I'll try again and I'll play for a woman.
16:45Arden, let me look for my husband.
16:54See you next time.
16:56Very nice.
17:07I'll do that.
17:11Cool.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We are not anything.
18:02Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:20What the fuck?
18:25What the fuck?
18:50You have to be proud of it.
18:52After yesterday, you won...
18:58...Latvian.
18:59...Latvian.
19:01And he is still playing.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Is it not sad?
19:06Not sad, Otec.
19:08Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's a real shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who is guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:53No, Otec.
19:56Mom died.
20:00Do you remember her?
20:03I was in your view of your mother.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17In Moscow.
20:18No matter what?
20:18We need to go.
20:20In the night.
20:24To be able to meet my minister.
20:26To meet my minister.
20:28Yes.
20:30Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always in the same way.
20:36And everything is always up to the altar.
20:38But what is it going to happen?
20:40No, he wasn't in the form.
20:42He's still there.
20:44He's still there.
20:46He's still there in the US.
20:48He's still there.
20:49He's good, he's good.
20:53He's always good.
20:56He's always a problem.
20:58He's always a problem.
21:05You're too much talking.
21:07You're too much talking.
21:08You're too much talking.
21:08You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking.
21:11Especially when it's about hockey.
21:14Only when we're winning, dad.
21:16I'm going to bring her in a bar.
21:18He's going to need another one.
21:21Look how she's behind you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel.
21:28It would be nice if you were to remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink.
21:34I want to drink something more interesting.
21:34I want to drink.
21:43I want to drink something more water%.
21:44I don't think you can drink.
21:50I want to drink, you do the math at home.
21:52Thank you, Kier.
21:57I want to drink water.
21:59I want to drink.
22:02How did you drink water?
22:03I was not drinking water.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I will say thank you, but I know that you don't look at any other games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey,
22:14you're afraid to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame you for me.
22:19When I see what's going on, I blame you for me for me.
22:23In any case, it doesn't have a matter for you.
22:26It doesn't have?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will you in any case.
22:31He will kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Really?
22:42Yes, it's true.
22:44Huntry and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you'll win this year in this year.
22:53This year?
22:54Yes, this year.
22:55Because I think he's going to be traumatized.
23:00I think he's going to be traumatized.
23:01Where do you know all this year?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04With the traumatized brother, you can't leave you here.
23:07Like you've done with the team.
23:09You've done well.
23:11You've done well.
23:13This is the Vostok.
23:14And then you can win.
23:15You can win whoever you want.
23:17In the West.
23:18In Chicago.
23:19Not that much before.
23:21In the final, most of all, they'll be in San Francisco.
23:24and they are good, but too young.
23:28So you won the Cubs of the Cubs of the Cubs
23:29before I was talking to you, than I was talking to you with.
23:36Thank you, I'm not going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you should be perfect.
23:41You always look perfect.
23:43You should be perfect, but you need to agree with us.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50Bye.
23:57Well, how are you in Paris, Sasha?
24:03Oh, it's cool. I just love this place.
24:10Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Children. It's just a nice place.
24:16Oh, boys. Well, you've seen a French guy, right?
24:25Yes, Elia?
24:28Oh, my God.
24:35You don't know anything.
24:35You know what? You don't know anything you do?
24:41You know what? You don't be scared.
24:44You don't flirt at the end?
24:49You had to laugh at the end of the morning.
24:52You had to laugh your day, daughter.
24:56What?
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was to you. If you remember me, don't change me.
25:22We're the same as you, Sasha.
25:23I'm sorry.
25:26Yeah.
25:28It's true.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:50No, no, no.
25:52Okay.
25:53I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:07I'll be glad to see you.
26:08I'm glad to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:30What am I supposed to do?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to give away.
26:34Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40Where you cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:47You can barely even grow one.
26:48No, no, fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:01You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:47but I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02The captain did with two shots against obviously the top of the top.
29:07Imagine that, Levin!
29:12Woo-hoo!
29:14Woo-hoo!
29:16Woo-hoo!
29:17Woo-hoo!
29:17Woo-hoo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:31I'm literally hungry
29:33I'm hungry
29:35Well, nice watch
29:38I gave this to you for free
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds
29:4225 seconds
29:43What are you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award
29:49I was busy
29:50I was busy
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall
30:00But the most important thing
30:02Is the friends we make along the way
30:07Hey, before we give out next award
30:09Can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up
30:24Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you
30:27No chance
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to
31:16Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist
31:27Unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:29And then it's for some fucking clown show
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick
31:43Oh, fuck you, you are unbelievable
31:45You suck my dick
32:00Maybe yes, nicely
32:07I want you to suck my dick
32:09Please
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick
32:19You will have to ask nicer than that
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick
32:31I want you to suck my dick
32:32Please
32:33Please
32:44No
32:48What?
32:50No
32:55No
33:02You will?
33:03No
33:04No
33:05No
33:06No
33:06No
33:06No
33:06No
33:19No
33:19No
33:20No
33:20No
33:21No
33:21No
33:23really no the new yorker is boring
33:28my dad loves it ah so being boring is is genetic
33:42let's make a deal if you win mvp tonight i will blow you fuck you whatever you want
33:52and if you win
34:11good luck coming
34:25i'm going to be in this position
34:30i'm going to be in this position
34:57congratulations thank you
35:01now take off your clothes
35:04you're such an asshole
35:08you're such an asshole
35:21you're such an asshole
35:24you're such an asshole
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me.
36:39I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander.
36:43I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka, at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after.
36:53It's your reward.
36:54No.
37:10I don't think it's my barbecue house.
37:12I don't know how fast I could.
37:12I don't think so.
37:13I don't know how much I can use it.
37:13I don't know.
37:14I don't know how much I can do this.
37:15I don't know.
37:15I don't know.
37:16I don't know how much you can find it anymore.
37:23I don't know.
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels
37:33holding the cup
37:36you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:10I need
38:13what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:19you
38:25I need you
38:52I need you
38:54I need you
39:08I need you
39:10I need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:46To Russia for the summit?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:10Yeah.
40:10But I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:16What do you mean, safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too.
40:46I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:01Bye.
41:04Bye.
41:11Bye.
41:15Bye.
41:19Let's go.
41:45Let's go.
42:17Let's go.
42:46Let's go.
43:15Let's go.
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