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مسلسل Boy Meets World مترجم - Episode 4
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00:00In conclusion, some products we use every day cause algae to grow in lakes,
00:06cutting off oxygen and disrupting the ecosystem.
00:10So, what we've learned is that we must choose biodegradable products to help protect our environment.
00:21Excellent report. Inspired visuals.
00:25Next team.
00:34How air pollution affects our everyday life.
00:37Excellent topic.
00:41Denver. High atop the majestic Rocky Mountains. Elevation 5,000 feet.
00:49Philadelphia. Lying low in the Delaware Basin. 250 feet above sea level.
00:54Well researched.
00:55Denver. Clean, crisp, mountain air.
00:58Philadelphia. Polluted industrial smog.
01:03Mile high stadium. Home of the Colorado Rockies.
01:07Veteran stadium. Home of the Philadelphia Phillies.
01:10Oh, here we go.
01:12The Rockies, a bogus expansion team, mind you, are averaging four more runs per game than anyone in the league
01:19because of their clean air.
01:21Our theory is, if Philadelphia would clean up its smoggy air, the ball would slice through the atmosphere with a
01:27greater velocity.
01:28Therefore, the Phillies would score more runs.
01:30And win every home game.
01:32The end.
01:36So, how'd you like our report?
01:39Stinks.
01:40Stinks.
01:41How'd you like my half?
01:44Relax, Mrs. Matthews. I blame myself.
01:47You do? Cool.
01:50Yes, I'll let you choose your own partner.
01:52An astounding lapse of judgment for someone of my experience.
01:58I'm going to let you try again, but this time I'll choose the teams.
02:02Mr. Hunter, you'll work with Mr. Minkus.
02:04Oh, no.
02:06And Mr. Matthews?
02:08Yeah, I'll hook up with Mr. Sullivan.
02:10No, no, that's worse.
02:11You'll work with Miss Lawrence.
02:14Topanga?
02:17Give me your hand.
02:22Why?
02:23I want to see if our energies converge.
02:33He's vibrationally acceptable.
02:37Thanks.
02:39Uh, Mr. Feeney, may I approach the bench?
02:43Objection, Mr. Matthews?
02:44Can you be swayed on this?
02:47I'm Gibraltar.
02:49Come on, Mr. Feeney.
02:51Topanga's, like, totally strange.
02:54Strange is in the eye of the beholder, Mr. Matthews.
02:57I, for example, have a young neighbor
02:59who sings along with his little sister's Barney records.
03:07You hear that?
03:09You hear that?
03:10You hear that?
04:35What do you think of my hair?
04:38Guys don't ask guys that question.
04:42Would this qualify as a Brillo head?
04:45Nah.
04:46You're more like a Nerf head.
04:49You knew this and you didn't tell me?
04:52You got curly hair.
04:53Big deal.
04:54Can we move on now?
04:55Sure.
04:56It's easier for you to talk.
04:57You got hair.
04:58I'm a Chia pet.
05:04Corey.
05:05I got Jedediah to drive me to your house after school.
05:09Who's Jedediah?
05:11My father.
05:12Wait.
05:13You call your father Jedediah?
05:15That's his name.
05:17What do you call your father?
05:19Well, like a lot of normal people, I refer to him as dad.
05:24Then how do you tell him apart from all the other dads?
05:29Look, Topanga, is there any way we can do this assignment on the phone?
05:32Or by telepathy?
05:35It concerns our environment.
05:37I think it deserves more direct attention.
05:40Okay, okay.
05:41I'll see you at my house after school.
05:43Before I leave, I'd like you to sign a petition to save Mrs. Rosemead's job.
05:48Who's Mrs. Rosemead?
05:49Our librarian.
05:51They're forcing her to retire.
05:53It's blatant ageism.
05:55Maybe because she's blatantly old.
05:59Look, can we talk about this later?
06:01We're real, real busy here.
06:03Fine.
06:04I'll respect your space.
06:08Wow.
06:09Feeny must really hate your guts.
06:14Could be worse.
06:15At least he didn't give me Minkus.
06:17Hey.
06:18Minkus doesn't like me, he doesn't trust me, and he doesn't respect me.
06:22So, he's doing the whole assignment by himself.
06:24In my book, Stuart Minkus is a god.
06:28Then why is he sitting at the weirdo table?
06:35It's like the Cassidy Adams for you.
06:40Don't they care what they look like?
06:43Who cares what they look like?
06:45What am I going to do about my hair?
06:47Hey, if you're that stressed out, I'll ask my sister what she uses to straighten her hair.
06:52Your sister straightens her hair?
06:54Yeah, if she didn't, it'd look as bad as, oh, I don't know, you.
07:05Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the toaster oven?
07:13No, honey, that would be a mistake.
07:15Mommy?
07:16What?
07:16I made a mistake.
07:21Cory, didn't you smell that?
07:24I just thought we were having plastic for dinner.
07:27Oh.
07:31I don't care what she looks like.
07:33Debbie's my doll, and I love her.
07:36Well, sweetheart, we'll get you another doll.
07:39Okay.
07:40Okay.
07:42See you later, Amy.
07:45Amy?
07:46Or if you prefer mom.
07:49I told you.
07:51I have some ideas on our presentation.
07:54So do I.
07:55Here's what we do.
07:56We hit Feeney hard.
07:57We hit him fast.
07:58The ozone layer, it's got a hole.
08:00We're at.
08:01We're in, we're out.
08:03I kind of had a whole different approach to the report.
08:07Less conventional, more performance art.
08:11No, please, let's stick to conventional.
08:14Conventional's good because no one laughs at conventional.
08:19Read this poem out loud.
08:21Poem?
08:22Please, not a poem.
08:35Donut in the sky.
08:37Space.
08:38Big, gaping place.
08:42without, within, our skin.
08:46Donut in the sky.
08:48Freon.
08:50Floral carbon.
08:52Humpback whale.
08:54So pale.
08:56Exhaust.
08:57Is all lost?
08:59Donut in the sky.
09:06Yeah, we could do that in front of the class.
09:09But, before we do, will you just please take a huge baseball bat and hit me over the head?
09:16You didn't think it had meaning?
09:18Yeah, it means we'll be laughed out of school.
09:21Why do you care so much what other people think?
09:24When people laugh at you, they're depleting their own karmic reservoir.
09:31You're gonna be one of those girls who doesn't shave her legs, aren't you?
09:38I haven't decided yet.
09:40Do you actually try to be weird?
09:43I don't think I'm weird.
09:45I think I'm unique.
09:47Jedediah and Chloe say
09:49that every time you're not true to yourself,
09:51the Earth weeps.
09:54Do they say that in their native Martian?
09:58The Earth is crying for you, Corey.
10:01I'd rather have the Earth crying than my friends laughing.
10:05People make fun of you, Topanga.
10:08So?
10:09I couldn't take it.
10:11I just want to blend in.
10:13Well, you're sure good at it.
10:15You look like all the other plane-wrapped kids at school.
10:19Except for your red hat.
10:20Hey, I got that on cap night.
10:22I had to wait an hour online.
10:25Well,
10:28if it's important to you,
10:30then it's beautiful.
10:34Got the stuff.
10:39Use a mirror, babe.
10:47What stuff?
10:49Let me ask you something.
10:50What do you think of my hair?
10:51You think it looks good?
10:53It's beautiful.
10:54Like a desert tumbleweed.
10:57Okay.
10:58Thank you for those thoughts.
10:59Look, Topanga.
11:00You want to do this performance thing?
11:02You go for it.
11:03I'll see you tomorrow.
11:04Are we all done for today?
11:06Yeah.
11:07Sean and I have another project we're working on now.
11:10Really?
11:10What is it?
11:12Well,
11:13you know how those dolphins get caught in the tuna nets?
11:17Yeah?
11:18It's got nothing to do with that.
11:30So,
11:31should this stuff be burning?
11:32Why?
11:32Is it burning?
11:33No,
11:33I'm just trying to make conversation
11:35because we never really get to talk.
11:37How bad's it burning?
11:38Call your sister.
11:39Ask her if my ears should feel like throbbing jalapenos.
11:43Hey,
11:43Stacy,
11:44it's me.
11:45Listen,
11:45Corey wants to know if that stuff you sent over
11:46or it should be burning.
11:48Uh-huh.
11:49Really?
11:49Hurting.
11:50Hurting now.
11:51Stacy wants to know how long it's been burning.
11:5340,
11:5345 minutes.
11:5445 minutes.
11:55Sean,
11:55I'm going to rip my head off.
11:57Stacy says you should have washed it up 45 minutes ago.
12:00Stacy says you shouldn't have left it in so long.
12:03Stacy says,
12:03why didn't you two idiots read the label?
12:05Oh,
12:06thanks,
12:06Stacy.
12:08Ah!
12:23I had nothing to do with this.
12:26Oh,
12:26Corey,
12:27what did you do to your beautiful hair?
12:30It wasn't beautiful.
12:31It looked like Velcro.
12:34Nothing's going to stick to that now, man.
12:37This is your fault.
12:38You got the good hair.
12:40Yeah,
12:40I did,
12:40didn't I?
12:44Okay,
12:44we can fix this.
12:46Just not with a comb.
12:49It doesn't really matter, Mom.
12:50His hair's going to fall out.
12:51Eric,
12:52stop it.
12:52What?
12:52I'm just saying.
12:53Kid at school tried the same thing.
12:55Bald as a cue ball.
12:57I mean,
12:57she looks terrible.
12:59I don't like my new dolly.
13:01She's not wearing a pretty dress.
13:03Well,
13:04honey,
13:04she's a businesswoman.
13:05I mean,
13:05this dolly has gone to college,
13:07has a good job,
13:08and doesn't need Ken to support her.
13:12Who cares?
13:13I got a head problem here.
13:15Hey,
13:16it's Punky Brewster.
13:23That's a hat,
13:24right?
13:26Yeah,
13:27try and take it off.
13:33Corey,
13:34what did you do?
13:35I tried to straighten my hair,
13:37okay?
13:38With what?
13:39Shellac?
13:40Dad,
13:41you think a little shampoo might...
13:43No.
13:43You see,
13:43the whole principle behind shampoo
13:45is that it actually has to touch your hair.
13:47It's completely ineffective
13:48if there's a polyurethane force field
13:49surrounding your hair.
13:51I just hope your hair doesn't fall out.
13:53Alan.
13:54Honey,
13:54a guy at work,
13:55Mike,
13:55put this kind of stuff in his hair.
13:56Bald as a cue ball.
13:58Okay,
13:59listen up,
14:00family,
14:00because I admit
14:01I didn't know what I was doing
14:02when I put this stuff on my head.
14:04And I admit
14:05I didn't know what it was gonna do to me.
14:06But here's the thing I do know.
14:08I am under no circumstances
14:10going to school tomorrow.
14:11Is that clear?
14:12No school for Corey.
14:14School,
14:14Corey,
14:15no.
14:16All right,
14:17next up for oral reports,
14:18Ms. Lawrence and Mr. Matthews.
14:20Let's go,
14:21Mr. Matthews.
14:21Remove your cap
14:22and deliver your report.
14:24Uh,
14:25I can't remove my cap
14:26because our report
14:27is on the ozone layer
14:28and the cap,
14:30uh,
14:30is part of our
14:31UV protection angle.
14:34No caps in my class.
14:37Mr. Feeney,
14:38if there was one shred
14:39of humanity in you,
14:40you'll let me keep this on.
14:42Too many years
14:43of sixth graders
14:44have bled me
14:45of my humanity.
14:47Take off your cap.
15:02Go ahead,
15:03laugh.
15:04Your hair looks different.
15:06Why would I laugh?
15:20Over here,
15:22duckhead.
15:26Corey,
15:27there's a seat
15:28for you here.
15:29Here.
15:39Tofu?
15:48I only got one signature
15:50on our petition.
15:51It's so sad.
15:52How come no one cares
15:54about Mrs. Rosemead?
15:55Because she's, like, old.
15:58In Eastern culture,
16:00old people are valued
16:00for their knowledge.
16:03Darren,
16:03I've been meaning
16:04to ask you something
16:04since the fourth grade.
16:06Every day you come
16:07to school with a cape.
16:08What's the deal
16:09with the cape?
16:10What cape?
16:16Look,
16:17could someone else
16:18take this for a while?
16:18I'm getting tired
16:19of having lima beans
16:20and spit wads
16:21shot at me all day.
16:22I'll take it.
16:23I'm used to having
16:24objects hurled at my head.
16:26Oh!
16:28No one's gonna sign
16:29your petition.
16:30Why not?
16:31Because you're weird.
16:34However,
16:35I say that respectfully
16:36since I am now
16:37one of you.
16:40But I know
16:41how to get them to sign.
16:42Why should we listen
16:43to you?
16:44You didn't even know
16:44who Mrs. Rosemead was.
16:46I don't have to know
16:47Mrs. Rosemead.
16:48All I have to know
16:49is the people
16:49who you want
16:50to sign the petition.
16:51We know who they are.
16:53They're people like that
16:54right over there.
16:56They might as well
16:57be a billion miles away.
16:59You don't know
17:00a thing about them.
17:01What do they like
17:02to do after school?
17:03What do they like
17:03to watch on TV?
17:05Crossfire?
17:05Make me a Larry report.
17:07I enjoy anything
17:08with Angela Lansbury.
17:11All right.
17:12I'll assume
17:13those are all
17:13actual shows.
17:15They're not
17:16watching those.
17:17They're out there
17:18watching Beavis
17:18and Butthead.
17:22Who?
17:25Exactly my point.
17:27You want to sell
17:28your idea,
17:28you need to know
17:29your buyer.
17:30You gotta organize.
17:31You gotta strategize.
17:32And most of all,
17:33you need people
17:34who aren't...
17:36you.
17:38Are you proposing
17:39to help us?
17:40Yeah, I guess I am.
17:42Why?
17:43Because life is strange
17:45and now so am I.
18:05Okay.
18:06What I'm doing is
18:07I'm just trying
18:09to get my hair
18:09back to normal.
18:11Sure.
18:13If you say anything,
18:14I'll find some way
18:15to hurt you
18:15when I'm older.
18:17Not a word, man.
18:18I mean,
18:18it's cool, you know?
18:19So,
18:20don't worry about it.
18:25Harry!
18:27I own you now.
18:31How much longer
18:32are we gonna wait
18:32for him?
18:33Just a couple
18:34more minutes.
18:35He's not gonna show.
18:37We were stupid
18:38to believe him.
18:39I feel cheap.
18:47I know you people
18:48are way too smart
18:49and mature
18:50to find something
18:50as degrading
18:51as this funny.
18:55Look,
18:56the bell's gonna ring
18:57any second.
18:58Are we gonna help out
18:58Mrs. Rosemead or not?
19:01Let's rock and roll.
19:03Mimble,
19:04hold your ground.
19:05It's Friday afternoon
19:07and we are the only
19:08roadblock to freedom.
19:10Things could get ugly.
19:17What are you deets doing?
19:19We're gonna miss the bus.
19:20Hey, look,
19:21it's Don King.
19:24Okay, look,
19:25here's the deal.
19:26The school board
19:26is forcing Mrs. Rosemead
19:28to retire.
19:29Who cares?
19:29It's the weekend.
19:31Come on, you guys.
19:32The woman's been here
19:33for 40 years
19:34and they're just
19:34putting her out to pasture.
19:36Just sign our petition
19:37and we'll move.
19:38Move
19:39or die.
19:42Okay,
19:43you can kill us.
19:44But think about this.
19:46Mrs. Rosemead's been here
19:47for like a billion years.
19:48She couldn't care less
19:49what we do.
19:50Hey, Larry,
19:51tell them how you got
19:51out of study hall last week.
19:53I told her I was trading
19:54for the Olympic decathlon.
19:56And she believed you, right?
19:58She bought me a discus.
20:01See?
20:02She'll go for anything.
20:04Now, you know
20:04what's gonna happen?
20:05They're gonna hire someone
20:06young to replace her.
20:07And this one's gonna have
20:08something to prove.
20:09And my good friends,
20:11study halls,
20:12we know it's gonna be over.
20:13Forever.
20:17Where's the stupid petition?
20:19Cafeteria.
20:20I'm signing.
20:25Wow.
20:27You did great, Corey.
20:29It was kind of cool
20:30staring down an angry mom.
20:32I never knew
20:33I had it in me.
20:35Sometimes the reluctant warrior
20:37is the bravest warrior.
20:43You're not gonna, like,
20:43kiss me now, are you?
20:47Would it be your first kiss?
20:48Hey, don't come near me.
20:53Because it would be interesting
20:54if all your life
20:55you remembered
20:56that your first kiss happened
20:58when you thought
20:59you looked weird.
21:00Wouldn't it?
21:00No, it wouldn't be interesting.
21:02Get away.
21:04Because then you'd know
21:06it's not what you look like
21:07on the outside
21:08that matters.
21:09It's what kind of person
21:10you are.
21:11You shouldn't kiss somebody
21:12you're not married to.
21:16Hmm.
21:17Yeah.
21:18I would have to feel
21:19I really knew the person.
21:21And that I liked him.
21:22Good.
21:25Good.
21:40It was my first one, too.
21:54You know,
21:55I want to tell you something.
21:57Brillo Head wouldn't have
21:58come to your party anyway.
21:59What are you talking about?
22:01I'm talking about
22:02the hair does not make the man.
22:04And I speak
22:04from personal experience.
22:06You shouldn't talk
22:07about people like that.
22:09Don't flatter yourself, Corey.
22:10We weren't even talking
22:11about you.
22:12You called me Brillo Head.
22:14We were talking about
22:14my sister's friend, Dwayne.
22:16We never talk about you, Corey.
22:17We're not that bored.
22:25I see you got
22:26your old hair back.
22:27Yeah.
22:29You like it better that way?
22:30It's just hair.
22:32There's still a seat for you
22:33if you want to sit down with us.
22:35I kind of promised the guys
22:36I'd have lunch with them today.
22:38Yeah.
22:38I understand.
22:40Well, there's always
22:41a seat here for you.
22:43Thanks.
22:48Hey, touch football
22:49in my backyard after school.
22:51Yeah.
22:52I'll be there.
22:58I'll be there.
23:00I'll be there.
23:01I'll be there.
23:02I'll be there.
23:02I'll be there.
23:03I'll be there.
23:06I'll be there.
23:07I'll be there.
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