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مسلسل Boy Meets World مترجم - Episode 2
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00:07You say you could pick any superhero to be your daddy, who would you choose?
00:11Batman, no question. Live in a cool cave, borrow the Batmobile.
00:16He lets Robin hang out with him and play with all his stuff.
00:19And Robin's not even his real kid. He's his ward.
00:22How do you get to be a ward?
00:24Batman? Is he faster than a speeding bullet? I don't think so.
00:30Is he more powerful than a locomotive? Uh-uh.
00:35I'd want Superman. Seize through walls, you never get away with anything.
00:40Because I'd make somebody a very cool ward.
00:45I'd like to have Superman for a dad. Hey, there's Minkus.
00:54Ow. Whoa, the 2000X hydro saturator.
00:59Careful. If Feeny sees this baby on school grounds, he'll shag it and he'll have to sit out the water
01:03war.
01:04Gentlemen, meet the HydroSat 3000 Z. Blow your head clean off.
01:11The 3000? That's not even supposed to come out till Christmas.
01:15I know a guy.
01:19You really shouldn't do that.
01:22What? Are you gonna melt?
01:24No.
01:30I'm going to retaliate.
01:36Go ahead.
01:37Make.
01:38Make.
01:39Wet.
01:47Wise choice.
01:49Ah, who needs one of those?
01:52For your information, a well-placed water balloon can give you just as much splash for your cash.
01:58Like everyone's gonna have a humongous water gun.
02:07How are ya?
02:08Ah!
02:09Ah!
02:10Ah!
02:10Stop!
02:11I'll get one!
02:12I promise!
02:13Oh, my God!
02:14I'll get one!
02:15Stop!
02:16I promise!
02:26Mr. Matthews.
02:28The drinking fountain is not a toy.
02:31Sorry.
02:32Oh.
02:46There.
02:46There.
03:47Plumbing in the boys' bathroom is leaking again.
03:50I'm on it.
03:51You are an amazing guy.
03:54Hey, Dad, how about some quality time with your son?
03:56I can't. I'll spend some quality time with your toilet.
04:00But you just got home from work.
04:03Hi, Mom.
04:04Wow, dinner smells terrific, and that thing you're wearing is really lovely.
04:09What is that, a dress?
04:11Oh, Cory, what a lovely and sincere compliment, and I just know that you wouldn't spoil it by asking me
04:17for something.
04:18Eerie how she always knows, huh?
04:21What, do all women have antennas sitting somewhere on their bodies?
04:25I don't know. None of them will let me look.
04:29Look, okay, look.
04:30Say you're in the kitchen, and the living room bursts into flames.
04:34Why?
04:35I don't know. Maybe lightning hit it.
04:37Why?
04:38Because it was attracted by the metal plate in your head.
04:42And you can't escape because your legs are broken.
04:45What will you do?
04:47Why are her legs broken?
04:49Because she tripped over your dead body.
04:54Cory, spin it out.
04:55What do you want?
04:57Just a water gun.
04:58You know, so you can put out that fire in the living room.
05:00Fine, I'll buy you a water gun.
05:02Cool.
05:03Here's the brochure.
05:04Color chart's on the back.
05:05How much do these things cost?
05:07How can you put a price on the safety of your family?
05:11Fifteen dollars?
05:13Forty-nine ninety-five.
05:14Plus tax.
05:15What?
05:16I'll take my chances with the lightning.
05:18Come on, Mom.
05:19You and Dad blow that much money on food every week.
05:23The bathroom sink doesn't leak now.
05:26Wow, Dad, you fixed it all by yourself?
05:28Yeah, and your toilet doesn't do that geyser thing anymore, either.
05:32You never cease to amaze me.
05:34How much do you figure you saved on a plump?
05:37What's he want this time?
05:39A fifty-dollar squirt gun.
05:41A fifty-dollar squirt gun?
05:43No, really, what's he want?
05:44Dad, we're not talking an ordinary squirt gun.
05:48We're talking the HydroSat 3000Z.
05:51It's the big boy on the block.
05:54That's nice, Cor.
05:56Pretty steep, though.
05:57Maybe for Christmas.
05:58Hey, great.
05:59A water gun in December.
06:01I'll be the little boy spreading pneumonia.
06:07If they can't afford to buy toys for three children, why did they have three children?
06:13Leave me alone.
06:14I'm trying to put Heather on my watch.
06:16What?
06:16I can't get a lot of video baseball mode.
06:22Hey, how'd you get Mom and Dad to buy that for you?
06:25I bought it for me.
06:27Cashed my first week's paycheck, went down to the mall.
06:30Welcome to the wonderful world of stuff.
06:32Mom and Dad just let you buy that?
06:35Yeah, he said it's my money.
06:36I can buy anything I want.
06:37Except that Bunz of Steel video.
06:41Eric, you know what I'm thinking.
06:43Now that you're raking in the big bucks, maybe you'd like to consider this exciting investment opportunity.
06:50Call my broker.
06:51Shearson, leave me alone.
06:54Big man, doesn't even know what time it is.
06:58I do so.
07:00It is 12 o'clock.
07:0212 o'clock.
07:0412 o'clock.
07:14See?
07:15I'm not getting any kind of pressure here.
07:18You had to have a house.
07:21Remember the apartment?
07:22Remember before the children?
07:24Before we were married?
07:26Before we knew each other?
07:27Remember how happy we were?
07:32Hey!
07:34You remember when you knew when I was kidding?
07:38Dad, you busy?
07:40No, I'm just relaxing with my wrench.
07:44I want a job at the market.
07:45You're too young for a job at the market.
07:48Well, you let Eric be a box boy.
07:50Son, you're young.
07:51Enjoy it.
07:52It doesn't last long.
07:54Well, I could work after school.
07:56Corey, I don't have any openings.
07:59Well, you're the manager.
08:00Fire somebody.
08:03Fire Eric.
08:06Why don't I fire myself and make you manager?
08:09Cool.
08:10What's it pay?
08:12Not enough to keep me out from under the sink, or the car, or the mortgage payments.
08:18Dad, nobody likes a whiner.
08:22Now, I need a job.
08:24You need to be a kid.
08:26I don't want to be a kid.
08:27Well, that's too bad, because once it's gone, you can never get it back.
08:30I want to be able to afford stuff.
08:33So do I.
08:38Hey, Mr. Feeney, what you doing?
08:43Immersing myself in the tranquility of my rose garden, in the vain attempt to offset my evening
08:49ahead, drudging through two dozen sixth-grade essays on Edgar Allan Poe's The Raven.
08:56I think you'll like my paper.
08:58Oh?
08:59What a major freacoid that Ed Poe must have been, huh?
09:04You have no idea how major a freacoid.
09:08So, are you cutting your flowers?
09:10I am pruning my prized Eglantaria Floribundas, a fragile hybrid that I have meticulously cultivated
09:19over the past few seasons.
09:21Well, for a small fee, I can hack off the rest of that dead stuff.
09:28You stay away from my roses.
09:32Uh, you know, Mr. Feeney, I was thinking, autumn's here and winter's just around the
09:36corner.
09:37That's typically the pattern.
09:40And if you give me 50 bucks now, I'll shovel your snow all winter.
09:45Payment in advance?
09:47For a task linked to factors as unpredictable as the weather?
09:51Hardly seems fair.
09:52Come on, Mr. Feeney, have some pity.
09:55I've been out of work for 11 years.
10:00Well, I do have some shutters that are in dire need of paint.
10:04Cool.
10:05What's it pay?
10:06Well, I could go as high as, oh, five.
10:10Dollars?
10:11Get a pulse.
10:13Five bucks to paint all those?
10:16Five dollars apiece, Mr. Matthews.
10:19That's five times two shutters, times eight windows.
10:25Five times two, times eight.
10:30What's that, like 58 bucks?
10:36Fifty-eight dollars it is.
10:41You are worth every inch of that C-plus I gave you in math.
10:47Thanks, Mr. Feeney.
10:49You won't regret it.
10:50Oh, I expect I shall.
11:05Well, Mr. Matthews, I must confess I'm pleasantly surprised.
11:10Your first foray into the workforce is a rousing success.
11:14You completed your task ahead of schedule and with a modicum of skill.
11:19Cool.
11:19Does that mean you're giving me a bonus?
11:21Get a pulse.
11:25Good morning, Alan.
11:27George.
11:28Kid did okay, huh?
11:29Oh, yes.
11:30He acquitted himself like a young Earl Scheib.
11:34Three coats, like you said.
11:36And they don't even stick or anything.
11:39See, Dad, this work stuff's a piece of cake.
11:41Nothing to it.
11:42I may just start up my own business.
11:47Yeah.
11:52Yeah, well, don't start printing up those business cards just yet.
11:59Doesn't even stick.
12:00Remarkable.
12:05Well, gotta go.
12:06Water war starting, starting real soon.
12:08Gotta go.
12:09See ya.
12:14I'm gonna be late, aren't I?
12:24You know how you've been talking about maybe redoing the backyard?
12:28Yeah, but now that I look at it, I don't think I want to go with this zebra motif.
12:33Well, nobody told me the paint was gonna go through the shutters.
12:37Corey, when you open the shutters in your bedroom, does the sunlight go through?
12:41Well, you got me.
12:43I'm an idiot.
12:45No, you're not an idiot.
12:46You're a kid.
12:48I'm a kid-iot.
12:54Water war time, Corey.
12:56What?
13:00War brings out the beast in Minkus.
13:03You kids in your water wars.
13:06I'd love to join you, but I'm having way too much fun here.
13:10You're bailing on the water war?
13:12To paint a fence?
13:13You say paint a fence, I say party.
13:18And by the way, even if you wanted to, I wouldn't cut you in on this action.
13:23Why not? I thought we were friends.
13:25Yeah, how come you're cutting us out?
13:28People, people.
13:30Am I the only one who read the summer reading list?
13:35Tom Sawyer?
13:38He's sucking you in to do the work for him.
13:41Guys, who are you gonna listen to, me or the banana?
13:47Well, let's see.
13:49The banana says play, you say work.
13:53We're gonna hang with the big yellow guy.
13:55Okay, look.
13:56I've got seven bucks left after buying my hydro set.
13:59And it's yours if you help me paint the fence.
14:02I say we hold out for lunch.
14:04And that's Mr. Banana to you, bud.
14:10One bunny ear
14:12goes around the other bunny's ear.
14:17Will you just tie the bow?
14:19Late for the market, Dad's gonna kill me.
14:20I don't know how to tie a bow.
14:25So why did you tell me you did?
14:27Because I'm self-confident.
14:31Now they want dessert.
14:33How's work going, man?
14:34Work.
14:35I love work.
14:37Paint the shutters, paint the fence.
14:39You want paper, you want plastic.
14:40Don't trip the paint on the roses.
14:42Don't put the cans on the produce.
14:43I'm with you, man.
14:44I hate being an adult.
14:47Can I have an ice cream?
14:50Another mouth to feed.
14:56What flavor did you bring us?
14:58Vanilla.
14:59They're vanilla with chocolate on the outside.
15:01Just like they've been for a thousand years.
15:04I really prefer a Heath Bar crunch.
15:07You do?
15:11Here you are, Minkus.
15:12Crunch on this.
15:15Is it just me, or is he copying an attitude?
15:19I'm beginning to feel unwelcome here.
15:21Water war?
15:22Water war.
15:23Hey, come on, come on, come on.
15:24I paid you.
15:25I brought you sandwiches.
15:26I brought you ice cream.
15:28Yeah, so?
15:28So?
15:29I'm gonna sue you.
15:31Fine.
15:31Have your lawyer call my mom.
15:33Oh, fine.
15:35You want something done, you do it yourself.
15:37I don't need them.
15:38I don't need anybody.
15:40Stupid water war.
15:42Water wars are for kids.
15:44Mr. Matthews.
15:45I sold you my childhood for 58 bucks.
15:50A paint drip, Mr. Matthews.
15:52An acrylic dribble has appeared on my side of the fence.
15:56I like it.
15:58I don't.
15:59I want it removed.
16:00You do?
16:04Yes.
16:05Either that, or perhaps you'd care to paint the rest of my side to match the offending spot.
16:16Oh, come now, Mr. Matthews.
16:18I've hardly asked you to descend into the Stygian coal shafts of West Virginia with a pickaxe and a flashlight.
16:26What's something like that pay?
16:30What'd you do to my kid, George?
16:33Overworked.
16:33Stress-related injury.
16:36You know, Alan, when I was a boy, my father had a strong puritanical belief in the work ethic.
16:43Used to work me from sunup to sundown.
16:48And look how I turned out.
16:52I don't want you working anymore.
16:57Shutter marks still showed after one coat.
17:00Had to borrow from Mom to buy more paint for second coat.
17:03I worked two days, painted 16 shutters and a fence.
17:07Know how much money I made?
17:09I owe eight bucks.
17:12Welcome to adulthood.
17:14At least you came out of it with this water gun you wanted.
17:17Yeah, you like it?
17:18So, this is the big boy on the block, huh?
17:21Very slick.
17:22Too bad I can't go to the water war to use it.
17:24You can if you run.
17:28Isn't it my responsibility to finish painting the fence?
17:32I think your first responsibility is to stay 11 years old as long as you can.
17:39Ooh, cool.
17:44Come on.
17:52Ah!
17:54The water war to end all water wars.
17:58Both sides are claiming victory.
18:02I'd kill you, but I can't move.
18:06Bagging groceries.
18:07Chasing carts.
18:09Price checks.
18:11Spill on aisle seven.
18:13Oh, it's a nightmare.
18:16I only worked half a shift today.
18:19I don't know how he does it.
18:21Who?
18:22Dad.
18:24Twelve-hour days.
18:25Never sits.
18:27Eats his lunch standing up.
18:29Never takes a break.
18:30It's like he's not human.
18:33It's like he's something...
18:34It's like he's Superman.
18:36Huh?
18:37Superman's my dad.
18:48I know you finished painting the fence for me today, Dad.
18:51It's all right, Cory.
18:53No.
18:53It's not all right.
18:56You work all day, then you come home and work some more, and then you do my work.
19:01You're hogging all the work.
19:04And I'm calling you out.
19:08Huh?
19:11I'm calling you out.
19:14Cory.
19:15Draw.
19:15What are you talking about?
19:16Hey!
19:17Hey!
19:18What do you think you're doing?
19:20I think I'm being a kid, Ma.
19:22I think I'm living up to my responsibility of being 11 years old.
19:26Hey, hey, no, listen.
19:27Hey, I'm serious.
19:28I've had a very rough day.
19:29We do not shoot water pistols at the dinner table.
19:31You would if you had one.
19:34What?
19:35Go ahead.
19:36Maybe there's a little surprise taped underneath the table for you.
19:43Hey!
19:45Where'd you get this?
19:46Trading my $3,000 for two $1,500s.
19:49Cool!
19:52Dad, I know you said you had a rough day and that you only get to be a kid once,
19:56but I thought it'd be okay if you came back to visit.
20:03Visiting hours are outside in the yard.
20:10No shooting water guns in the house.
20:13Maybe you wouldn't feel that way if you checked under your side of the team.
20:21There's nothing there.
20:23What do you think?
20:23I'm made of money?
20:30Don't hit my head!
20:34I don't even have a gun!
20:36Take this stupid one!
20:45Cookies, Mark?
20:47Sure.
20:48I'd love some.
21:039-1-1.
21:06Hello?
21:08Yes, I'm stuck here and I can't get down.
21:12My pants are outside fighting.
21:14Listen.
21:18You're drowning my floor of bonkers!
21:21They just shot the neighbors!
21:27Hold on.
21:29Let me ask.
21:30Mommy, what's our address?
21:33Yes!
21:34Yes!
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