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مسلسل Boy Meets World مترجم - Episode 1
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00:07good morning mr. Feeney good morning mr. Matthews a candy bar doesn't your mother
00:14feed you a proper breakfast oh yeah she does and I gotta get the taste of this
00:18shredded weed out of my mouth you know you're not doing your body any favors
00:23loading up on junk like that oh thanks mr. Feeney and please enjoy that high
00:27vitamin astronaut drink you're sucking down there's no gravity in space mr.
00:33Matthews therefore astronauts suck up learn from them
00:43he's a teacher man keep ragging on him he's gonna make your whole sixth grade
00:47year miserable I'm gonna be miserable anyhow we see this way I'm taking them
00:50with me hey who's that I think she's now she must be new she's talking to Feeney
01:01okay so how late did you stay up last night monologue monologue first guest
01:06monologue first guest bad sketch monologue first guest bad sketch funny zoo in monologue
01:16steve warrens whoa steve warrens and there's a bell four hours till lunch
01:45the meadows and there's a bell three hours till you get on top of me and there's a bell
01:48like 20 minutes are at the beginning to the end of theIR
01:48oh yeah so long looks like I was gonna be able to find out
02:09and you can find that just be for a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of
02:09a bit of a bit of a bit of aNa
02:09well I know she's starting to get up my book I've also got some
02:32She's dead, Mr. Bornahay.
02:35Pick up the knife and kill yourself.
02:38Come on, Mr. Feeney.
02:40You and I both know she's not really dead.
02:43May I please stab her a few times just to make sure?
02:47Hey, you touch me with that knife, you better kill me the first time.
02:55Mr. Feeney!
02:56All right, all right.
03:00Corey.
03:02What's the score?
03:03Bottom of the third, two outs.
03:05Dykstra's on second, Crux on first.
03:07Three and two to Dalton.
03:14What's this, Mr. Matthews?
03:16Huh?
03:18What'd you say, Mr. Feeney?
03:20You took my hearing aid.
03:24Smalls delivers.
03:25Dalton swings.
03:26Oh, he got a piece of that one.
03:28It's a long drive.
03:29Deep to center.
03:31Otis Nixon back.
03:32Back to the warning track.
03:34Climbs up the wall and...
03:40Mr. Matthews, Romeo and Juliet is Shakespeare's ultimate testament of love between a man and a woman.
03:47Help! Help! Mr. Feeney!
03:49Help! Help!
03:51Miss Kincaid, thank you.
03:52Thank you for that vigorous interpretation.
03:59Mr. Matthews, you do not listen to the ball game in the middle of my class.
04:04Mr. Feeney, who cares about some guy who killed himself over some dumb girl?
04:10The tragedy here, Mr. Matthews, is not about a dumb girl or the boy who kills himself because of her.
04:17It's about the all-consuming power of love and the inevitability of its influence on each of our lives.
04:26Mr. Feeney, are you aware that I'm only 11 years old?
04:33Are you aware that you have detention Friday afternoon?
04:39No, actually, I did not know that.
04:48You will?
04:49Okay, great.
04:51Yeah, me too.
04:52Alrighty.
04:53Okay, bye.
04:55Yes!
04:57Yes!
04:58Felix won 8-3!
05:00I'm going out with Heather Ralston!
05:01You know what that means?
05:02It means every guy in the 10th grade wants to be me.
05:05It means if they win Friday night, they're in the playoffs!
05:08Oh, look, Cory, we gotta talk about something.
05:09That makes the game we're going to the most important game of the year!
05:13Look, Cory, my date with Heather's Friday.
05:14Now, look, I got a slight case of detention from Feeney, but I'll just meet you at the bus.
05:19What?
05:21It's the only night she was available.
05:22You're not going to the game?
05:25That's terrible.
05:26Actually, Cory, it, uh, gets worse.
05:30She's going to the game with us?
05:32You're really close.
05:34She and I are going to the game?
05:36Come on, Cory, it's my first date with her.
05:38It's really important to me.
05:40But, Eric, going to the Phillies game's like our special thing.
05:43Cory, I'm trying to get a special thing going with Heather.
05:47Now, look, you could be happy for me and accept this like a mature guy, or you can...
05:51Dad!
05:54...overreact.
05:56Dad!
05:57Just the kid I want to see.
05:58Mom, we have a major problem.
06:00You have detention with Mr. Feeney.
06:02How could you possibly know that?
06:06He stuck his head over the fence and told me while I was bringing in the groceries.
06:10I want to move.
06:12Why did you get detention?
06:14You know, you're missing the bigger issue, Dad.
06:17You bought a house next to my teacher.
06:19I want to move.
06:20I want to move now.
06:22Get the guy with the gold jacket.
06:23I'll be in the car.
06:25Why did he get detention?
06:27Apparently, he'd rather listen to the baseball game on the radio
06:30than try to understand the emotional content of Romeo and Juliet.
06:34Mom, I'm a kid.
06:35I don't understand the emotional content of Full House.
06:39I do.
06:42Besides, I don't know why you're dumping on me.
06:44I'm not the one who sold out my only brother for some girl.
06:49Eric, she said yes.
06:50Yep.
06:51Congratulations.
06:52You were in on this?
06:53Oh, come on.
06:54Cory, don't you think you're making a big deal about this game?
06:56I don't care about the game.
06:58I don't care about the tickets.
06:59I wouldn't take them if you offered them to me.
07:02All right, look.
07:04I'll just take Heather somewhere else.
07:05Here, you want the tickets?
07:06Yeah!
07:06Get real!
07:07Yeah!
07:09Cory, he paid for those tickets with his own money.
07:11He can take whoever you like.
07:12But I earned those tickets!
07:14I slept with him for 11 years!
07:17Look, pal, when you're older, you'll understand how your brother feels
07:20because girls will be important to you, too.
07:23Fine.
07:24My brother betrays me.
07:25My parents take his side.
07:28Fine.
07:28I don't have a friend in this house.
07:31Do you want me and Debbie to go to the baseball game with you?
07:35Hey, go to the game with my sister and her doll.
07:38Great!
07:39Maybe during the seventh inning stretch,
07:40I can run through the stadium in my old Spider-Man underwear.
07:44Well, you both have to dress up for me.
07:58Well, mine's got fuzz.
08:01Mine's got lips.
08:05Hey, Bagman, rough life being an only child, huh?
08:08Yeah, rougher life being an orphan,
08:10which is what I am as of last night.
08:13What happened?
08:14I don't, my family, my family don't me.
08:16I mean, it was mutual.
08:18They're keeping the house.
08:21Well, we're here for you, Cory.
08:23Thanks.
08:23You're my new brothers.
08:25Hey, how about we go to the game Friday night?
08:28I thought the game was sold out.
08:30It is, so we go down early.
08:31There's always guys with extra tickets.
08:33Don't you have detention Friday?
08:35Uh, don't worry about detention.
08:36I can handle Feeney.
08:37Feeney loves me.
08:38Feeney hates you.
08:39Well, it's one of the two.
08:41We'll see who's right.
08:45Mr. Feeney, may I sit down?
08:47I'd rather you didn't.
08:49Hates me.
08:53Mr. Matthews,
08:54I spend 35 to 40 hours a week
08:58dealing with the perceived problems
09:00of whiny little people like yourself.
09:03Now, this is my lunch period.
09:04My respite from the fray.
09:06I spend four hours with you every morning
09:09and three hours with you every afternoon.
09:11Now, for God's sake,
09:12get out of my face.
09:16Evelyn.
09:17George.
09:17I saved the place for you.
09:19Oh, aren't you sweet?
09:23And who is this young man?
09:25Uh, my name's Corey Matthews.
09:27Mr. Feeney's my teacher.
09:28He hates me.
09:30Now, Corey,
09:31I'm sure that Mr. Feeney
09:32doesn't hate you.
09:44Oh, good.
09:46Caught you home.
09:47Housewarming gift.
09:49Chocolate pie with a side of barbecued chicken
09:50and corn on the cob.
09:51Now, I would have bought you a plant,
09:52but, hey, you're in a treat.
09:55Thanks, Mom.
09:56Are you all right?
09:57Of course I'm all right.
09:59I've been in this jail some million times.
10:01Never after dark.
10:03Woo-ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:07Corey!
10:09I've got to put a moat around this place.
10:13Do you want Debbie to keep you company?
10:16Why would I want your doll to keep me company?
10:19In case you get scared.
10:21Morgan, I'm 11 years old.
10:23I don't get scared.
10:24And even if I did get scared
10:25and had to defend myself,
10:26my weapon of choice would not be
10:28a chick with a plastic head.
10:31But I don't have to get so snippy.
10:41Hey, America's funniest home teacher.
10:44Here.
11:17Oh, my God.
11:19Oh, my God.
11:48Okay, mister. Drop my son's underwear.
11:51Mom, it's me.
11:52How do I know it's you?
11:53Who else would want my underwear?
11:56Good point.
11:58Now, don't get your hopes up. I'm not moving back in or anything.
12:01Oh, hey, I'm just here straightening up the room for the boy we rented it out to.
12:05Well, I hope he's got better luck with brothers than I did.
12:09You still feeling a little abandoned, Cor?
12:12Yeah, well, life goes on.
12:15Yeah, that's what your dad said when it happened to him.
12:18Why? Who abandoned dad?
12:20You did?
12:21I never did anything like this to dad.
12:23Oh, when you were little, you couldn't wait for your dad to get home from work
12:26so you could throw the football around with him?
12:28I'll tell you something, he looked forward to it as much as you did.
12:31So how come we don't do that so much anymore?
12:35Well, you got a little older, you had a bunch of friends,
12:40and you were more interested in throwing the football around with them.
12:43Wait a minute, it sounds like you're saying I'm the bad guy.
12:45No, honey, there's no bad guy.
12:47All I'm saying is it is natural that people grow up and priorities change.
12:52Okay?
12:54Mom?
12:55Hmm?
12:56You were always very cordial to me when I lived here.
12:59Thank you, Cori, and I give you my word that the new boy will never replace you in our hearts.
13:20You're not going to talk to me at all, are you, Mr. Feeney?
13:24Because I've been sitting in the seat for 38 minutes, and I've been very good, and I think you should
13:30let me go.
13:33Look, an 11-year-old boy cannot sit still this long.
13:37I'm going to get up.
13:42I'm up.
13:46I'm dancing.
13:50I'm leaving.
13:58My hand is on the knob.
14:01The door is open.
14:05Fine.
14:08I'm in the hall.
14:14Mr. Feeney, this stinks.
14:18It's supposed to stink, Mr. Matthews.
14:20It's detention.
14:22You're being detained from whatever it is you'd rather be doing.
14:25Well, I think it's a cruel and unusual life-sucking torture.
14:32You've captured the essence.
14:34Why do we have to stay here just because I don't want to hear about this love stuff?
14:37Because I know it only leads to no good, and I know in your heart you agree with me.
14:41And what brings you to that conclusion, Mr. Matthews?
14:44Because you and I had dinner together last night.
14:47Really?
14:47I wasn't aware.
14:48I had chocolate pie, and you had salad for two all by yourself.
14:55How did you know that?
14:57Because I slept in my treehouse last night.
14:59You know why?
15:00Because this love stuff has turned my whole family against me.
15:03And you're teaching us how it's worth killing yourself for when I know you don't really believe that, do you?
15:11Well, you shrewd little observer of the human condition.
15:19How blissful it must be for you to have lived so little and yet already reached your conclusions about the
15:28greatest wonder of the universe.
15:30You know what, Mr. Feeney?
15:32Keep the radio.
15:35Shakespeare wrote plays and sonnets.
15:37The Greeks wrote tragedies and comedies.
15:40Robert Burns, Emily Dickinson, the Brownings examined the depths of human emotions.
15:45And do you know what each one of these poets, playwrights, and philosophers had in common, Mr. Matthews?
15:52They all took your class?
15:57Every one of them was older than 11.
16:05You come into my classroom at the beginning of the year, and at the end you go.
16:10And I really don't know if in the time we spent together I have taught you anything.
16:17Well, this afternoon, Mr. Matthews, you are going to learn something from me.
16:23Do I have your attention?
16:25Yes, sir.
16:34I live on the other side of the fence from you, Corey.
16:38And it's impossible not to face in your direction every once in a while and notice the people in the
16:44next yard.
16:45And through the years, I've got to know them.
16:49It is apparent that they are fine individuals.
16:54But their real strength comes from being a family.
17:01And do you know why they're a family, Corey?
17:04Because at one time, a man and a woman realized that they loved each other
17:10and pursued the unlimited potential of what may come from that love.
17:17And here you are.
17:21There is no greater aspiration than to have love in our lives, Mr. Matthews.
17:29Romeo knew it and died for it.
17:32Others know it and prepare salads.
17:38And those who don't know it will sit in detention for the rest of their lives.
17:52This particular detention is over.
18:07Do you want to have tea with me?
18:09No, Morgan.
18:10I don't want anybody to know I'm here, okay?
18:12Oh, okay.
18:13You're moving back in?
18:14Yeah, don't tell anybody.
18:16Oh, okay, okay.
18:18Coming!
18:21Hi, honey, I'm home.
18:23Well, it's about time.
18:25Dinner's on the table and the kids have been animals.
18:29I know that you and Mom will lose out on all that rental income,
18:32but I want my old room back.
18:35Well, that comes as quite an economic blow, but we'll try to get by.
18:40Dad, I'm sorry.
18:41I'm sorry I dumped you for my friends.
18:43When did you do that?
18:44When did you do that?
19:12In the playoffs?
19:13Yeah, I heard.
19:15What do you mean you heard?
19:16You were there.
19:17I really wasn't paying that much attention to the game, Corey.
19:19Why not?
19:20It was a great game.
19:21It was not, however, a great date.
19:23You had a bad date?
19:25No.
19:25I had a great date.
19:27Heather was beautiful.
19:28She knew what to say.
19:30She knew what to do.
19:32Unfortunately, her date spilled food, tripped over chairs,
19:36and had nothing interesting to say for nine innings.
19:39Eric, you're much too cool for some girl.
19:42Newsflash.
19:43I'm not cool.
19:44You don't know what you're talking about.
19:46Okay, you're not cool.
19:47And now you know better than to go to a game without your brother.
19:51You're right.
19:52I am?
19:53Yeah.
19:54It's my first and last date with Heather.
19:55I never want to see her again.
19:57Good.
20:02You don't mean that.
20:04Yes, I do.
20:07Here.
20:08What's this?
20:10Call her.
20:11Who?
20:12Who?
20:12Heather, my nemesis.
20:15Call her.
20:16Why?
20:17Because they're sitting there drooling and pathetic.
20:20And I know somewhere inside's my cool brother.
20:22And I'm not going to get him back unless you call her.
20:25Look, I'm not calling her.
20:26I sat there all night and didn't say anything.
20:28What could I say now?
20:30Take her to a movie.
20:32There you're supposed to sit and not say anything.
20:35A movie's perfect for your current skill level.
20:42Why do you want me to call her?
20:44I'm told love is worth it.
20:55Aren't you going to invite me to have tea with you?
21:06Morgan, I want you to know something.
21:08No matter how old I get, I'm always going to be your big brother.
21:11Sugar?
21:12And even if I ever wish I won't get interested in girls.
21:15Milk?
21:16And it seems like I don't care about you anymore.
21:18Ketchup?
21:20I still always want you to invite me to have tea with you.
21:24Morgan, honey, put your tea set away and brush your teeth.
21:26It's time to go to bed.
21:30Do I have to?
21:31You're asking me?
21:35How about if we just stay up and finish our tea?
21:38You volunteering to put your sister to bed?
21:40Yeah, I guess I am.
21:42Why?
21:43Because I don't understand anything about my entire life.
21:55Yeah, thanks.
22:06Two days in a row.
22:07She just doesn't learn.
22:10Evelyn, I hope I'm not being forward, but instead of cafeteria lunch,
22:14maybe one evening we could have dinner together?
22:18Of course, Jordan.
22:20I'd love it.
22:22Good.
22:25I'm quite the cook, you know.
22:27Really?
22:28Oh, yes.
22:29Just the other night, I prepared a lovely salad misoise for my sister.
22:34But she had to cancel at the last moment.
22:40Confused, Mr. Matthews?
22:42Yes, I am, sir.
22:44As it should be.
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