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00:06God, uh, what?
00:08Don't what me.
00:10Cluck, cluck, top four.
00:12What does it say?
00:13Stay true, Chad, Needles, Latrice.
00:16Dita's gone, but she left a little piece of herself for us to remember her.
00:21Cheesecake!
00:22When I missed Dita, she was fierce!
00:24She was fierce.
00:25Dita was over.
00:26Okay, so let's say this right now so it's really official.
00:29So we are the top four.
00:32So some shit's gonna go down?
00:33No!
00:34There will be a departed queen returning to the competition this morning.
00:38Who do you think it's gonna be?
00:40Bringing anyone back isn't fair in my opinion.
00:42We should make up some shirts or some shit.
00:44Shirts or like signs or whatever?
00:46Signs or shirts.
00:46Top four, add no more.
00:48Let's do this, honey.
00:49Let's get it all going.
00:50This sucks and we're protesting.
00:53Top four, add no more.
00:56Let's go, let's go.
00:57Ooh, girl!
00:59You got she-mail.
01:00Ladies, this competition is still pregnant with possibilities.
01:05And soon, a star will be born.
01:08But will it be a labor of love or a bastard of disaster?
01:12Time to push, ladies.
01:14Push!
01:14Push!
01:15Because I'm about to crown America's next drag superstar.
01:21I hope it's a queen.
01:25Hello, hello, hello!
01:27Top four, add no more!
01:29Top four, add no more!
01:30Top four, add no more!
01:31Nice try, Norma Ray.
01:34But this week, we are celebrating the modern drag family.
01:39Starting with the return of one of your soul sisters.
01:43Ladies, please welcome back...
01:49Oh, the suspense is killing me!
01:57Wee-hoo!
01:58Kenja Michaels is back.
02:02She's a force to be reckoned with.
02:04She can dance, and she's pretty.
02:06And that's exactly what we don't need right now.
02:09Welcome home, Mama.
02:10Yeah, I'm ready.
02:12I'm back in the building.
02:13I'm ready to compete.
02:14So, let's prepare, ladies.
02:16Oh, pit crew!
02:18For today's mini-challenge, you need to get crafty and turn these papa bears into mama bears.
02:26You'll have 20 minutes to drag out your teddy bear.
02:30The one queen with the most unbearably beautiful critter will win.
02:36Ready, set, growl!
02:39Woo-hoo!
02:44Better make your spook bear, bitch.
02:48Spoo kitty.
02:50Sorry, Kenja, we've lost our fucking minds.
02:52Look what you left me with.
02:54Now I'm not the youngest, or the shortest, or the fishiest.
02:56And you never will be, Blanche.
02:58And you never were.
03:01Okay, ladies, time's up.
03:04Let's take a look at your lady bears.
03:06RuPaul, meet Malibu Bearby.
03:09She's very jiggly caliente.
03:11Yes.
03:14May I call you jiggly?
03:16Next up, share a needle.
03:19The bride of Chucky wore black.
03:21She's part of the Scare Bear collection.
03:22I let her borrow my contacts.
03:26So, who do we have here?
03:27We have La Transpair.
03:30Are those pasties?
03:31Yeah, they're pasties.
03:32Yeah, it's just sexy.
03:33She is a fishy bear, and bears love fish.
03:37This is Portia the Pooh.
03:38I see that her face is bejeweled.
03:41Like mother, like daughter.
03:44This is Princess Bitch Bear.
03:46She comes complete with a set of accessories.
03:48Booger bear.
03:49Those are all jealous bears over there.
03:52Ladies, one bear is creating a pandemonium.
03:57The winner of today's mini challenge is...
04:03Lil' Kenya Michaels.
04:05Hey.
04:06Yes, I'm wearing La Transpair.
04:12But ladies, you can all be proud of your work, because all of your dragged-out bears will
04:17be auctioned off by the Bear to Make a Difference Project, which supports the Matthew Shepard Foundation's
04:25effort to erase hate.
04:27Can I get an amen in here?
04:29Amen.
04:30Ladies, when I was growing up, a man went to work and left his wife at home to raise the
04:38children.
04:38But in today's modern families, we expect a lot more from our father figures.
04:44Now, to prove my point, I want you to meet some Delfs.
04:49Or dads I'd like to frock.
04:58Whoa.
04:59Truck driving burly men.
05:02Like, for real, for real.
05:08Ladies, for today's main challenge, you need to transform these handsome daddies into sexy
05:15drag queen mamas.
05:18All right, dads, please introduce yourselves.
05:21I'm Leland, the father of six.
05:24Six?
05:24Yes.
05:25Damn, Leland.
05:26Hi, I'm Rick, and I have a beautiful daughter.
05:29She's six years old, and a beautiful son.
05:31He's four years old.
05:31My name's James.
05:32I have a beautiful two-year-old daughter.
05:34My name's Chris.
05:35I'm a proud father of two beautiful girls.
05:37My name is Mike.
05:37I have six children and five grandchildren.
05:40Wow.
05:40So you're a grandfather I'd like to frock.
05:42I am.
05:44All right, little Kenya.
05:45Since you won the mini-challenge, you get to pick a daddy for each of the other girls.
05:53You got to wait to chat, Michaels.
05:56I'm looking at Kenya, and I'm kind of doing, like, the eye thing.
05:59So that way, she knows, like, to send the guy this way or this way.
06:01Come on, you're gonna go.
06:02So when she comes to pick up my guy, I just give her, like, a little nod, so that way
06:06she
06:06just comes and gives me my guy.
06:08Wait, Fifi.
06:13You're gonna be spooky.
06:14Okay.
06:14Hi.
06:15Share your needles.
06:16The guy that I have been given has the brickest face in the bunch.
06:21He's too manly to be pretty.
06:23How are you?
06:24Leland is with Latrice.
06:27So, little Kenya, who's your daddy?
06:28This is my daddy.
06:31My guy is the most beautiful woman.
06:34Because it's gonna look like Jessica Wilde or something.
06:37Now, you can use your own drag, plus extra materials and hair, courtesy of Risqué Wigs.
06:44Now, I'm expecting to see a strong family resemblance.
06:48And tomorrow, on the main stage, to keep things in a family way, you and your daddy mama will
06:55be carrying a bun in the oven.
06:58That's right.
07:00The category is Baby Bump Realness.
07:04It's one thing to put these dads in drag.
07:07But now, it's gotta be maternity clothes.
07:09You're gonna be pregnant.
07:10Ugh.
07:11Okay, little mamas.
07:12Your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent got you into this situation.
07:17Now, you need to use it to turn it out.
07:21Gentlemen, start your engines.
07:24And may the best mother win.
07:30All right, come on.
07:32How do you call it, Ryan?
07:33What do you call them?
07:34These are sequins.
07:35Sequins.
07:36I don't even know they made stuff like this.
07:38Is that your cell phone in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
07:40Nope.
07:41Okay.
07:41You didn't tell me I was in the movie Anaconda.
07:43Dude, what's going on here?
07:44Oh, my God.
07:45This one's a freak.
07:47Myko the Psycho is so weird.
07:50Ooh, baby.
07:52Makes me want to run and take a shower immediately.
07:55You single?
07:56Not today.
07:58Sharon's dilf looks freaking insane.
08:00He's like the Silence of the Lambs killer.
08:03Coming up.
08:04Oh, fuck.
08:05This fucking shit hurts.
08:06Walking the fucking heels and shut up.
08:08You've been criticized for proportions.
08:11I'll be fine.
08:11I get worried when you do that.
08:13Oh, it's gonna be fine.
08:13There have been times when you've done that.
08:23It's gonna get you pregnant.
08:25Why do we have to be pregnant?
08:26Today, we have to turn dilfs into milfs.
08:31Pregnant, glamorous milfs.
08:34Man.
08:35Ugh.
08:36You have to get rid of your manhood.
08:38But that will hurt.
08:40No, it doesn't hurt.
08:41If you push them up inside you, that's where they go.
08:43Ooh.
08:44It's either that or you can sit on them.
08:46And that's not exactly.
08:47Sit on them?
08:47Oh, shit, no.
08:49You tape it to your legs.
08:50Something like that.
08:53You're gonna be serving moose knuckles.
08:56So they want to see the transformation, the difference.
08:58And you'd look like a dude.
09:00Pretty manly man.
09:01I get paired up with Chris.
09:02I'm super excited because he's really getting into this.
09:05I'm down to go all the way.
09:06I want to win this shit.
09:07It's kind of fun teaching a straight guy how to beat me.
09:09How you doing?
09:10Pretty good, you?
09:10Good.
09:11Don't talk to my dad.
09:11I can talk to your dad if I want.
09:13All right?
09:13Maybe your dad likes me better.
09:14He wants to be on the winning team, so I doubt it.
09:16Yeah, because we're gonna win.
09:17You like that?
09:17He even talks like Fifi.
09:19I was like, you're just like me.
09:20That's what I like because that way I can school these hoes.
09:25Fifi loves to come for me, and she can come for me all she wants.
09:27Come for me, baby.
09:28However, I have to stay focused.
09:29What I'm producing has to be perfect.
09:33No, that's way too bright.
09:35I don't like that.
09:36I packed it so long.
09:37Because I'm thinking like right about here.
09:38Show some hip.
09:40He could chill out just a little bit because I do know what I'm doing, and I don't need too
09:42much direction.
09:43I don't like a four inch.
09:45Bam!
09:46Walk.
09:47Come on, walk.
09:48Okay, don't bounce.
09:49Don't do that.
09:50No, don't do that.
09:51Okay, come on.
09:52Walk, walk.
09:53How do you feel?
09:53Like, it just, is that how they usually feel, like hurting here?
09:58Yeah, all the time.
09:59All the time?
09:59Yeah, all the time.
10:00My toes are like this, Raymond.
10:02Yeah, I know because you have a man's feet.
10:06Oh, fuck.
10:07This fucking shit hurts.
10:08Walk in the fucking heels and shut up.
10:12Hello, hello, hello.
10:14Hey, Rue.
10:15Oh, Rue.
10:16Well, hello, Fifi.
10:18And Chris, apparently you're making your outfits.
10:20We want to be like sexy moms.
10:21We're going to have like fun, flirty, little pregnant dresses.
10:25You've been criticized for proportions.
10:27I'll be fine.
10:28It'll work.
10:28I get worried when you do that.
10:30Oh, it's going to be fine.
10:31I know you do.
10:31It'll work.
10:32It'll be fine.
10:33Remember, there have been times when you've done that, and it didn't work.
10:36Now, do you think you have enough time to finish sewing these outfits?
10:38Yeah, it's not going to take long.
10:40There's that thing again.
10:41It'll be fine.
10:42Stop it.
10:43No, we're going to be good.
10:44Get to sewing.
10:44All righty.
10:45Thank you, Rue.
10:47Hi, Leland.
10:48Hi, Latrice.
10:48Hello, Rue.
10:49Will you be wearing matching gowns?
10:51Um, well.
10:52We're looking for a family resemblance.
10:54Absolutely.
10:55But it's going to work out, I think.
10:57So, Leland, what are you most nervous about?
11:00Walking in them shoes.
11:01Really?
11:02Oh, yeah.
11:02You play sports at all?
11:04I used to.
11:04Yeah, well, because honestly, it has to do with your center of gravity
11:08and knowing your body and your hand-eye coordination.
11:10Still ain't got no coordination for basketball, dribbling, and nah, nah.
11:14Hmm.
11:15All right, Royale sisters.
11:17You have a lot of work to do.
11:18I'm going to leave you to it.
11:19Thank you, Rue.
11:19All right.
11:21Hey, Rick.
11:22Hi.
11:23Hey, little Kenya.
11:24You look like Elvis.
11:25Did people tell you that?
11:27My mom told me I look like a young Elvis, yeah.
11:29Now you're going to look like Lisa Marie Presley.
11:33Have you picked a drag name for Rick?
11:35She's going to be my little mama.
11:38Because I'm little Kenya.
11:39Yeah.
11:40How do you feel about that, little mama?
11:43I don't feel like a little mama.
11:46Well, listen, you got a lot of work to do.
11:48Let them have it.
11:49Bye.
11:50Hey, Chad.
11:51Hey, RuPaul.
11:52Wow, look at this.
11:53Isn't that fun?
11:53Yeah, it was both our ideas.
11:54We're both very technical people when we started.
11:56Is it off?
11:57Is it going this, doing that?
11:58He's taking a very active role in this, and he's very assertive.
12:01Now, you've been doing this for a long time.
12:03Can you look at James' face and tell what he's going to look like just based on bone structure?
12:07Yeah, he's going to be pretty.
12:08Really?
12:08We'll see.
12:10I'm going to let you get back to it, okay?
12:13Mike and Sharon Needles.
12:14Hello.
12:15How are you two kids getting along?
12:17Mike, you're getting into it early, aren't you?
12:20I'm embarrassed by Mike because he seems to have no filter.
12:24Why'd you decide to do this?
12:25Because I want to bring out my inner diva.
12:26The only problem I have with this outfit is that I think I'm having a baby elephant.
12:30You want to see his trunk?
12:32Now, you kids have your work cut out for you.
12:34I'm going to let you get back to it.
12:36Good luck taming Mike, okay?
12:37Thank you so much, Ru.
12:39Gather around, ladies and gentlemen.
12:42Tomorrow night, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judges, one of TV's favorite dads,
12:48Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
12:52Yeah.
12:53You're cute as a button.
12:55And the always lovely Miss Jennifer Love Hewitt.
12:58Oh.
13:00But before you have a baby, there needs to be a little seduction.
13:05So tomorrow, prior to your baby bump runway presentation, each couple needs to get us in the mood
13:13with a sexy striptease.
13:17What?
13:18Insane.
13:21And in the words of my sainted mother,
13:25God damn it, you pussy-mouthed motherfucker.
13:28Don't fuck it up.
13:31Coming up.
13:32Like a girl.
13:33Like, hey.
13:34Yeah.
13:35A little bit too much testosterone running around here, sunshine.
13:38You're not going to fucking come up in my motherfucking workroom and talk to me like this,
13:41ossifer.
13:42I'm panicking.
13:50Welcome to the runway.
13:51Awesome.
13:51It's time for me and James to do our striptease, and I'm a little apprehensive.
13:55We just have to figure out how to make it sexy, because it's supposed to be like a striptease.
13:58That's not turning me on yet, dude.
14:00I figured with James, since he doesn't have a lot of experience, to keep it simple.
14:03Walk out, looking at each other, and let's hit.
14:07So your arm's going to go up on your right arm.
14:09And you know how I like to be perfect, darling.
14:11Boom.
14:11And then throw it.
14:14You've never stripped before, I'm sure.
14:16You've been to a strip joint, though.
14:17Lap dance.
14:18Oh, yeah.
14:18Tipping.
14:18Yeah.
14:19Pulls.
14:19Yeah.
14:19All of it.
14:20All right.
14:20Pulled right.
14:21And then boom.
14:22Perfect.
14:23Real sexy.
14:24Hands on hips.
14:25Right to the X right here.
14:26Pose.
14:27Perfect.
14:28Just work your sexiness.
14:30Like this, look.
14:31Okay.
14:32Perfect.
14:33Just up.
14:34Perfect.
14:35Give me five, brother.
14:36Got it, man.
14:37You're going to win.
14:38I hope so.
14:39So cross out.
14:40I didn't even cross.
14:42I think I feel like I'm walking off the stage.
14:44One, two, three, four, five, six.
14:47Ah, fuck.
14:48That's right.
14:48I've got to get used to this spin.
14:49It's kind of difficult to transform, like, a big old macho straight guy into, like, a real feminine woman.
14:54Five, six, grab it.
14:55Seven, eight.
14:56Five, six.
14:58All right.
15:00No.
15:00That's clearly a dude.
15:02I feel like I'm doing the Hulkamaniac.
15:05You know what fishy means?
15:07Like a girl.
15:08Like, a.
15:09Yeah.
15:12Kiss.
15:13Boom.
15:14Boom.
15:14Nope.
15:15You said boom after me.
15:16That means you're not timing with me.
15:18Uh, back.
15:21I knew I should have saved my brain cells when I was a kid.
15:23That's no excuse.
15:25Turning.
15:26Now what?
15:29I'm fucking brain dead, dude.
15:33I want to kill him because I have created the most simplest, cheapest routine that Helen Keller could do on
15:41the first try.
15:41Can you skip?
15:42Nope.
15:43I'm panicking.
15:44I suck.
15:45It is what it is.
15:45Don't say it is what it is because it's my hundred thousand fucking dollars.
15:48I need to make sure that he's giving 100%.
15:54But I don't think I'm going to get it.
15:56You okay?
15:58That's coming alive now.
15:59There she go.
16:00You know who you look like right now?
16:03Rick James.
16:06And you're trying to make me look like Tino Maria.
16:12What if one of your daughters grew up to be gay?
16:14What would you tell them?
16:15I wouldn't care.
16:16You wouldn't care at all?
16:16No.
16:17Even if I had a son.
16:18That's good.
16:18It is what it is.
16:19But that's good that you wouldn't shun your kids or anything.
16:22My dad, he didn't like it at all.
16:24That sucks.
16:25I haven't talked to him since I was like 18.
16:28One day he'll realize what he's not being part of.
16:31It's really cool to talk to someone that, you know, they're straight but they see how my lifestyle is and
16:35it's okay to be who I am.
16:37If you had a son, would you have him audition for RuPaul's Drag Race?
16:41No, because he'll probably do a better job than I do.
16:45Do you have a boyfriend?
16:46I do.
16:47How long?
16:48Eight years and I was here during our anniversary.
16:50On our eighth year anniversary, we renewed our vows.
16:52Well, we might renew our vows if we can ever get married.
16:54Why call it a marriage if you're going to offend so many people?
17:25It's making everybody equal.
17:26I want to love, you know?
17:29You expect me to walk up on this thing and these?
17:32Yeah.
17:33Put on them shoes, boo-boo.
17:35I can't even walk on it barefoot.
17:36I can't even walk on it.
17:37I can't even walk on it.
17:38I can't even walk on it.
17:41I can't even walk on it.
17:47I can't even walk on it.
17:53Oh.
18:05Tell me you got some rhythm.
18:06Thanks.
18:07Ha, ha, ha.
18:08I do.
18:09Display it.
18:10You need to be sexy.
18:12How long?
18:12One more time.
18:14Five, six, seven, nine, okay.
18:18Rick is a hot guy, but he's not a dancer.
18:21Is it?
18:22Oh, my God.
18:25One, two, three, four.
18:27It's the end of the day.
18:29And I'm panicking because we have a short window of time to get something so simple done.
18:35Since you're strong, what if I turn around and you caught me?
18:38Yeah, let's make it more difficult.
18:39Yeah.
18:40Ladies, can you vacate our runway, please?
18:42Vacate our runway.
18:43Get the fuck off our runway.
18:46We're better off than them.
18:47Don't make up excuses why you guys are inferior to us.
18:50Well, their dance techniques are bitchin'.
18:52Not really.
18:54A little bit too much testosterone running around here, sunshine.
18:59Why are you getting such a bad attitude right now?
19:01Because I got my diva bitch attitude and we're going to win it.
19:02You guys need to just stay home.
19:03Okay, I get it. It's your diva bitch attitude.
19:05Yeah, just stay home.
19:06Bitch, I didn't come here to stay home, ossifer.
19:09I hope it isn't your last day here tomorrow.
19:11But you know what?
19:11What?
19:12You're not going to fuckin' come up in my motherfuckin' workroom and talk to me like this, sir.
19:15I just did, didn't I?
19:16Well, you know what?
19:16Maybe you need to be fuckin' removed with your badass motherfuckin' attitude.
19:20Fuck that shit.
19:22Sharon?
19:23You gonna let this bitch talk to me like this?
19:25Oh, I'm a bitch now?
19:25Do not call my sister a bitch.
19:27I'm working with a Dilk, a dad I'd like to kill.
19:33Coming up.
19:33I have such a girl crush on both of you.
19:35I'm getting like an Al Pacino in drag, and not in a good way.
19:38It was the most somber walk I've ever seen.
19:40This poor baby.
19:50Cluck, cluck, ladies.
19:52Good morning, everybody.
19:54Y'all are gonna be women.
19:55We're back in the workroom today, and I have to get myself in drag, my dad in drag, and
20:00we have to get ready for the runway.
20:03I stirred the shit up yesterday, and I wanted to give them something to think about.
20:06A little drag queen drama.
20:09Inescapable.
20:10So let me ask you a question.
20:11Were you ever bullied in school?
20:12Oh my god, are you kidding me?
20:14It was terrible.
20:15You know, they'd wait for me after school and like beat me up.
20:17I mean, is this anything you could report to the police?
20:19I never wanted to report it because I was embarrassed.
20:22I'm sorry.
20:23That's got to be so freaking hard, man.
20:25You know, I'm learning a lot about the world.
20:27As much as I rag on Mike, he certainly was sympathetic to the fact that I went through a lot
20:32of hell growing up.
20:34Still doesn't know how to fucking dance.
20:36Dude, it's already squashed.
20:39I need to put tape.
20:40Let me finish.
20:40I'm not taping my dick.
20:42Just tuck it back.
20:43It don't feel that bad.
20:44It's okay.
20:45I remember a friend in high school talking after he saw Silence of the Lambs.
20:51Let me see.
20:53Rick can talk himself.
20:54I have to.
20:56What about the balls?
20:57You can take your dick from the back and pull up.
21:00Like that?
21:01Not more.
21:02It's going to look like a tail.
21:05Put it on the side of the balls?
21:06Yeah, it's from that.
21:07I think the balls are too big.
21:11I'm sorry.
21:13I'm really glad I didn't have to kick your ass yesterday.
21:15It was all in a good time, you know?
21:16I just, I may have pushed the envelope a little too far, but I was totally joking.
21:20It's all right.
21:21I needed to blow some steam off anyway.
21:22Well, it's good.
21:23You can use me for that.
21:24I have a really good poker face.
21:25I was cracking up inside.
21:27I'm sure you were.
21:28Ain't no fun if there ain't no drama.
21:30That's the way I look at it.
21:36That's the way I look at it.
21:41Cover girl, put the bass in your lock.
21:44Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
21:48And what?
21:50Hey, guys.
21:52Hey, Rue.
21:53Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
21:56Michelle Visage.
21:58Hi, Mommy.
21:58How are you, baby?
21:59We matched tonight.
22:00And we're all eating at Red Lobster.
22:02Mm, mm.
22:03Santino Rice.
22:04Great to be here, Rue.
22:06And look who the stork brought.
22:08It's Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
22:10Hi, Rue.
22:11Are you ready to meet my modern family?
22:13Bring them on.
22:14All of them.
22:16Jennifer Love Hewitt, welcome to our blessed event.
22:19Thank you for having me.
22:20Hi.
22:21Will you be our drag whisperer?
22:22Yes.
22:25This week, the queens were challenged to transform real-life daddies into sexy drag mamas.
22:30They'll perform a seductive strip tease before they rock-a-bye the runway wearing their best baby bump eleganza.
22:39Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
23:07We're doing the choreography, but not the choreography, but Rue's not sexy.
23:14It's like dancing with Leslie Nielsen in an airplane.
23:16That's what I thought he looked like.
23:19Leland's missing a couple of cues, but I'm not worried about it.
23:21We're working it out the best way we can.
23:25Oh, yeah.
23:26It's top five, so the judges are going to look for anything to put us in the bottom.
23:29So I hope that our routine was good enough to get us by.
23:41Let the baby bump parade begin.
23:44Welcome to the show.
23:46Sherelle and Latrice Royale.
23:49The water has broken, honey.
23:50Oh, Lord.
23:51You better get Lamaze over here.
23:53Nine months later.
23:55If you're part of the Royale family, you're definitely going to be a glamour girl.
23:58So Leland's looking very elegant, very lady.
24:01She's looking gorgeous.
24:02She didn't know she was pregnant.
24:05Gigi and Fifi O'Hara.
24:08Ladies, the auditions for 16 and Pregnant are down the hall.
24:12Chris and I are basically just trying to serve sexy pregnant milf realness.
24:16I kind of feel like he was a drag queen like a past life,
24:18because he's doing this too good.
24:19It's a boy.
24:20It's a girl.
24:21It's both.
24:23Best friends and pregnant.
24:25Little mama and little Kenya Michaels.
24:28Being pregnant's hard.
24:30It's macabre too, apparently.
24:31We're in this together, mom.
24:32I know that Rick is going to be a man.
24:35And I think, okay, if Rick is going to be a man, he's going to be a beautiful man.
24:39Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian.
24:41It is.
24:42Next up, Robin Mansions and Sharon Needles.
24:46Honey, they're having Rosemary's baby.
24:48My other eye is my good judgment eye.
24:50Me and Robin are serving up filthy ass bad girls.
24:53Who slept with Robin?
24:55Who got her pregnant?
24:56Is this morning sickness or is she gagging on her beauty?
24:59Apparently, Marilyn Manson does have a uterus.
25:02Lady Samantha and Chad Michaels.
25:04Now that is an immaculate misconception.
25:07Paris Hilton, meet your future.
25:09We are serving carnival pregnancy realness.
25:12We're so happy to be pregnant and we're glowing with anticipation.
25:16There's a couple of baby boomers.
25:18It's a very long child.
25:19It is a tall one.
25:21My cervix is softening just watching.
25:23Is it?
25:26Coming up.
25:27I wasn't a huge fan of the striptease.
25:29I'm not seeing the family resemblance.
25:31It's more of like two friends and a Tyler Perry movie.
25:40Welcome ladies.
25:41First up, Chad Michaels and Lady Samantha.
25:45How are you?
25:46Hi, Chad.
25:46Let's take a look at Lady Samantha's before pictures.
25:50That's James.
25:51Hi, James.
25:51And baby, look at you now.
25:54Did you talk?
25:55A little bit, yes.
25:56Aww.
25:57How do you talk just a little bit?
26:00Yeah, just push things around.
26:01Like just between your cheek and gums?
26:03Yes, sir.
26:05Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am.
26:06Yes, ma'am.
26:07Yes, ma'am.
26:08I have to say, James, Lady Samantha, if you're nasty.
26:11I think you're wearing the highest heels on the cow walk here,
26:14which I think should not go unrecognized.
26:16Very impressive.
26:17James, I loved that you were almost like put out with how hot you were.
26:20I thought that was really great.
26:22I'd like to adopt that quality.
26:23So, James, would you stoop you?
26:25Oh, yeah.
26:28Next up, Sharon Needles and Robin Manchin.
26:32That's Mike.
26:34And now look at you.
26:36What's your favorite part of the drag get up?
26:38She seemed to be very occupied by my breastplate.
26:41Oh.
26:42Liked it.
26:42Is Mike wearing it now?
26:44No way.
26:44I swallowed half of it.
26:46I'm getting like an Al Pacino in drag thing.
26:48And not in a good way.
26:50Robin Manchin's face repels beauty.
26:53And I love that.
26:54Nothing makes a woman feel prettier than standing next to this one over here.
26:58Well, that's why I hang out with Michelle Versace.
27:02All right, next up, Phoebe O'Hara and Gigi.
27:05Wow, that's Chris.
27:07Now you are Gigi.
27:09You're gorgeous.
27:11What was the hardest part of the strip tease?
27:13Being fully tucked and walking in high heels.
27:15So you were fully tucked.
27:16I had the elephant all the way back towards the waterhole.
27:19Oh, really?
27:20I liked seeing the resemblance.
27:23You look like you share DNA.
27:24You look fantastic.
27:25I mean, a great job there.
27:27I have such a girl crush on both of you.
27:29What was the most difficult part of working with your daddy mama?
27:33We really worked well together.
27:34He's like an inspiration of what everybody should be.
27:36He's an open-minded, heterosexual male that just values people for who they are.
27:40Doesn't judge a book by its cover.
27:41My dad's not like that.
27:43If I could have a dad like him, my life would probably be a lot easier.
27:46And you know, I wish I had that bond.
27:47So it's nice to have a friend like this.
27:51What happened one day?
27:52Do you think your father will watch this show?
27:53Probably not.
27:54And that's okay.
27:55I'm fine with that.
27:56I just, I hope he values who I am.
28:01If I can get anything from this, I'm just, I'm happy he was here to see that I'm a good
28:05person.
28:06That feels so good.
28:11Thanks, kids.
28:12Next up, Latrice Royale and Cherelle Royale.
28:16That's Leland.
28:18Girl, you've come a long way.
28:20Cherelle is a ho.
28:21She can't even get enough of herself in the mirror.
28:25Really?
28:25Trust.
28:26Look at that.
28:27You see this?
28:28Yes.
28:28That's gorgeousness.
28:30Gorgeousness.
28:31The family resemblance though, it ain't up in there.
28:33You don't see that?
28:34I'm different.
28:36Okay.
28:37See, there it is.
28:38Now what?
28:38I will follow suit and say that I'm not seeing the family resemblance.
28:41Sort of more of like, you're just two friends in a Tyler Perry movie.
28:47Next up, Lil Kenya Michaels and Lil Mama Michaels.
28:52That's Rick.
28:53Wow.
28:53And this is Lil Mama Michaels.
28:55Rick, I feel like you and I could be related.
28:57I feel like we look a little bit alike if I straighten my hair.
29:01And I'm digging it.
29:02I don't love the dresses that I'm seeing here.
29:04I think they could have used a little more flash.
29:06I would have liked to see a little more sparkle.
29:07Lil Mama, was this an unwanted pregnancy?
29:09Uh, yeah.
29:10Because it was the most somber, macabre, friggin' death walk I've ever seen.
29:14I was like, oh, this poor baby.
29:19I'm ready to have this baby.
29:20Oh, really?
29:21Yeah.
29:21I have like four underwears right now and like two pantyhose.
29:24Even these shoes, they don't even fit me.
29:26They're glued to my feet right now.
29:27Literally glued to your feet.
29:28They're glued to my feet.
29:29All right, Chad, take it off.
29:32They can't even kick them off.
29:36Thank you, ladies.
29:37I think we've heard enough.
29:38Now, while you untuck in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:44All right, kids.
29:45Just between us Goyles.
29:47Let's start with Chad Michaels and Lady Samantha.
29:50I loved the striptease.
29:52I loved the lock.
29:52The runway presentation was very basic.
29:55Nothing sexy about it at all.
29:57Because Chad doesn't take risks, it brings Chad down.
30:01Well, I was enamored with him.
30:02I thought she did a remarkable job with Lady Samantha.
30:06Sharon Needles with Robin Mansions.
30:08I love Sharon Needles.
30:10I love her energy.
30:11I love her humor.
30:12I love her look.
30:12However, I really thought Robin Mansions was a dog of a lady on stage.
30:17I just feel like she left her sister out to hang.
30:20Fifi O'Hara and her sister, Gigi.
30:23Fifi is absolutely adorable.
30:25I heart Fifi O'Hara.
30:27Love the shoes, love the bag, love everything.
30:29Love it.
30:29There was really an uncanny resemblance.
30:32Latrice Royale and Sherelle.
30:34Oh, the Royale sisters.
30:37We're sisters, but we look nothing alike.
30:39I just felt like they had a different baby daddy.
30:41I wasn't a huge fan of the striptease.
30:44For me, a little lackluster.
30:46Lil Kenya Michaels and Lil Mama Michaels.
30:49I thought Lil Eva Longoria was just adorable.
30:52So much charisma.
30:53And I can totally see why you'd want to bring her back.
30:55Their pregnancy dresses, the fur coming out of the top,
30:58the sweater set, and the marabou trim.
31:00It was all a little bit wrong.
31:02Kenya Michaels is a fierce queen.
31:04It's unfortunate that she's just off her game.
31:06Silence!
31:08Now, bring back my girls.
31:17Welcome back, ladies.
31:19I've made some decisions.
31:21Chad Michaels.
31:26You're safe.
31:27Thank you, Rue.
31:28Awesome.
31:32Fifi O'Hara.
31:33You babied your daddy mama and carried this challenge to full term.
31:38Damn straight.
31:41Condragulations.
31:42You are the winner of this challenge.
31:45Woo!
31:46Yeah, girls!
31:47Woo!
31:48Yeah!
31:49You and your daddy mama have each won a trip for two to Las Vegas, courtesy of AlandChuck.Travel.
31:56Yeah, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.
32:00And all of our daddy mamas will receive a $1,000 gift certificate from Moods of Norway.
32:10Kenya Michaels, your daddy mama presentation gave us a case of the baby blues.
32:19I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:23Oh.
32:24Oh, no, I can't.
32:26I don't want to do Carmen.
32:28I don't want to go home today.
32:31Sharon Needles.
32:33You got this.
32:34You gave your daddy mama a face only a mother could love.
32:40Latrice Royale.
32:41Your daddy mama looked like a sister from another mister.
32:48Sharon Needles.
32:53You're safe.
32:56Yes!
32:57Yes!
32:57Yes!
33:00Latrice Royale, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
33:06I'm sorry, mama.
33:07I didn't expect to be in the bottom two, but I'm going to turn it out.
33:11It's do or die.
33:12Two queens stand before me, ladies.
33:14This is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:22The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
33:29Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
33:37Looking out on the morning rain
33:42I used to feel so uninspired
33:47Before the day I met you
33:51My life was so unkind
33:52You're the key to my peace of mind
33:57You make me feel
34:00You make me feel
34:02You make me feel
34:05Like a natural woman
34:09Woman
34:11When my soul
34:13Was in the lost and found
34:15You came along
34:18To claim it
34:22Now I'm no longer doubtful
34:25Of what I'm living for
34:27And if I make you happy
34:29I don't need you to do more
34:31Cause you make me feel
34:34You make me feel
34:37You make me feel
34:40Like a natural woman
34:43You make me feel
34:46You make me feel
34:49You make me feel
35:13stay. Lil Kenya Michaels, it's hard to say goodbye to a queen like you, till we
35:21meet again, now. Sashay away.
35:32I feel sad because all the girls have the dream to win this competition and
35:36maybe it's not my time. Don't stop dreaming so all the dreams come true.
35:43Wow, the Fantastic Four, the future of drag, rest in your hands. Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how
35:52in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen up in here? Amen. All right, now
35:57let the music play.