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00:07We're back in the workroom this morning and Kenya's not here anymore and it's sad because
00:11my best friend's gone.
00:13Fifi, I love you sisters forever.
00:17You sent both of the Puerto Rican girls home.
00:19You ain't never going to be and watch that story again.
00:22Not even a touring production, bitch.
00:24Oh my gosh.
00:26Bye Kenya, I love you.
00:28This hurts.
00:29Things got emotional on the runway last week.
00:32Today, we've had a little time, you know, to heal up, refocus.
00:35I'm so, so happy that I won the Snatch Game.
00:38It was almost overshadowed by how sad we were.
00:42It was hard for me to celebrate, but I did celebrate yesterday.
00:46I'll be honest, I felt like my drag was misunderstood.
00:48I'm so across the board.
00:50I like to teeter-totter in the boy world.
00:51I think teeter-tottering in the boy world works when you're super feminine.
00:55It's hard for a drag queen to teeter-totter in the boy world while still being that drag.
01:01I have always had to deal with people's perception of what drag is, but I have to remain true to
01:06myself.
01:07I'm not going to compromise.
01:08We know that you are an accomplished actor.
01:10Now, were those tears real, Willem?
01:11Those were real, yeah.
01:12I can cry on cue, but I wouldn't have cried ugly like that.
01:15She was acting.
01:16That was not real.
01:17This bitch is faking it.
01:18My lashes were falling off.
01:20I didn't know Satan could cry.
01:23Oh, here we go.
01:25Girl, you got she mail.
01:28Greetings.
01:29My name's RuPaul, and I'll be your cruise director.
01:32Come aboard.
01:33We're expecting you to make waves, okay?
01:37Big waves.
01:38Holla!
01:40Because sometimes, to avoid being stonewalled, a girl's got to rock the boat.
01:47What?
01:47I don't get it.
01:50Hello, hello, hello.
01:51Good morning.
01:52Good morning.
01:53Now, you have all been working so hard that I've decided to give you a break.
01:58A spring break.
01:59Yay!
02:01Tramp stamp.
02:02Today's mini challenge is your chance to soak in the sun and let it all hang out in an all
02:08-American wet t-shirt contest.
02:12Now, just outside is a thirsty crowd of spring breakers.
02:15Each of you needs to whet their appetite.
02:18Wearing a Glamazon t-shirt and a pair of your new bosom buddies.
02:22Silicone breastplates, courtesy of boobsforqueens.com.
02:26And the queen that gets the biggest reaction from the crowd will win.
02:32This is money in the bank.
02:33I got this.
02:34You have 30 minutes to style and stuff your t-shirts.
02:38I'll see you outside.
02:40Let's go.
02:40Boom!
02:42Holy moly.
02:44Show me your t-shirts.
02:48Playing girly-ish and bouncy and sexy is something really foreign to me.
02:53What and what and where is the body, baby?
02:58My look is, God, I want to go to Miami, but I can only afford Fort Lauderdale.
03:03Mama Chad looks like a MILF.
03:05Chad, damn!
03:07It's called Forever 21, not Forever 41.
03:11Let's go to the beach.
03:16Welcome to Spring Break at Dragtona Beach.
03:22Are you ready to get wet and wild?
03:27First up, from the Big Apple, London, Paris, Milan.
03:32She's got two Big Apples.
03:36Oh!
03:37She not shy.
03:39She is mopping the floor.
03:42Chad Michaels.
03:44Oh, oh, drop it like it's hot.
03:47My tits are big, my hair is big, my ass looks good.
03:51I'm just feeling like a drag cougar.
03:54It's Jiggly Caliente.
03:58Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
04:01Touch all of this jiggly.
04:04Share her needles.
04:08I'm not one of those fishy queens.
04:10I never want to create a character that someone would want to fuck.
04:15I like to mock sexiness.
04:17Oh!
04:20She's a regular Danny Thomas with that spit take.
04:24V.V. O'Hara!
04:27Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:28Oh, my goodness.
04:30Oh, ouch, ouch, ouch.
04:32I was shaking my boobs, and all of a sudden, my boobs came off.
04:36She's coming undone.
04:37And then they poured the water, and then all of a sudden, my wig fell off, and it was a
04:41mess.
04:41V.V., do you have all your body parts?
04:43V.V. O'Hara!
04:45V.V. O'Hara!
04:46Willem, Hollywood Honey.
04:48V.O.O.
04:48V.O.O.
04:49S.W.A.R.T.
04:49S.W.A.R.T.
04:50S.W.A.R.T.
04:50S.W.A.R.T.
04:50S.W.A.R.T.
04:50S.W.A.R.T.
04:51S.W.A.R.T.
04:53S.W.A.R.T.
04:53I feel amazing, because I know I look great.
04:55I was serving them sex, and I just soaked it up.
04:58V.O.O.
04:59S.W.A.R.T.
05:02S.W.A.R.T.
05:02S.W.A.R.T.
05:03S.W.A.R.T.
05:04S.W.A.R.T.
05:05S.W.A.R.T.
05:06S.W.A.R.T.
05:07S.W.A.R.T.
05:09S.W.A.R.T.
05:10S.W.A.R.T.
05:14S.W.A.R.T.
05:16S.W.A.R.T.
05:17S.W.A.R.T.
05:19S.W.A.R.T.
05:21S.W.A.R.T.
05:21S.W.A.R.T.
05:21S.W.A.R.T.
05:26S.W.A.R.T.
05:29Stripper. I'm loving every bit of it.
05:31Give it up for Lachise Royale. Thank you, Lachise.
05:36You were all wet and wild.
05:39Damn!
05:40One of y'all really worked a crowd into a lather.
05:43Can I get a drum roll?
05:47The titular winner of today's mini-challenge is...
05:52Willem!
05:53Woo-hoo!
05:55Yes!
05:57I won. You know, it's kind of a hobby of mine.
05:59Thank you, God, for all this bod.
06:02Condragulations, Willem.
06:03Spring Break 2012!
06:07Now that Spring Break is over, it's time for a little herstory lesson.
06:11Back in 1969, at the Stonewall Riots,
06:14it was a drag queen who had the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent
06:18to dig her heels in and start a revolution.
06:21And every year since, drag queens have been the shining stars
06:24of Pride celebrations around the world.
06:27For this week's main challenge, you'll be styling a fashion-forward look
06:31for our very own Pride Parade.
06:34Now the theme for this year's Pride is Hope Floats.
06:38In addition to your outfits, you'll need to design parade floats
06:41using these colorful accessories.
06:44Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
06:47Ships ahoy!
06:49Each of you will be assigned a different boat
06:51based on the eight colors of the original rainbow flag.
06:54Willem, you won the mini-challenge,
06:56so you get to assign the color themes using these hankies.
07:00I want blue.
07:01Indigo blue.
07:02I think this is the fairest way to do it.
07:04Jiggly gets orange
07:07Fifi gets violet
07:09Tina gets red
07:10Turquoise for Latrice
07:12Pink for Chad Michaels
07:15Yellow for Milan
07:17And green for Sharon Needles
07:19Now ladies, you can use your own drag
07:22Plus materials provided by Michael Levine Fabrics
07:25Your ensemble needs to be super chic
07:28And take pride over the rainbow
07:30And on to the runway
07:31Gentlemen, start your engines
07:35And may the best woman win
07:37Dang
07:38Oh my god
07:43This is the ugliest color ever
07:46I love orange
07:47This doesn't look good on me
07:48I went from baked potato to sweet potato
07:50Jiggly, what are you doing?
07:52What is the concept of your costume?
07:53As of right now, I have no clue
07:57I'm not good at the creative stuff
07:59This is the challenge where I could sink to hell
08:01I want to incorporate this somehow
08:03But then I just don't want it to look like a Thanksgiving float
08:06And it's going to look like a turkey
08:07Yeah, you don't want to look like a turkey
08:09You don't want that to happen
08:11Fuck, I'm screwed
08:14Coming up
08:15I have dignity looks and paycheck looks
08:17Dignity is when I will not bend for anyone
08:20Honestly, we're doing a future thing
08:22But I wanted to try to do a flashback to the future
08:24But we're asking you to be fashion forward
08:34Today our main challenge is
08:35We have to create a pride parade float
08:37With a matching outfit
08:38In one of the colors from the pride flag
08:40Originally for the old gay rainbow flag
08:43Green stood for nature
08:44There's nothing natural about me
08:46You made a snake
08:48Are you doing a Garden of Eden theme boat?
08:50More like a Medusa
08:51Like look at me and I'll turn you into Stonewall
08:53Oh yeah
08:56So who here knows what Stonewall is?
08:58Stonewall was in June of 69
09:00And the cops decided to go in and cause some trouble
09:01They were just, you know, giving this one particular bar
09:03All kinds of hell
09:04They just put their foot down
09:05They weren't going to take it anymore
09:06I heard if you wore women's clothing or makeup
09:09They would douse your head in the mop buckets of nightclubs
09:12Wow
09:12You had to wear at least three articles of clothing
09:15That were assigned to your genders at all time
09:17Or you could be arrested
09:19I grew up in a religious household
09:20And that being gay was just not something that was accepted
09:23But this challenge does help me rethink my perspective
09:25Because it makes me very proud
09:27To know that other queens have paved the way
09:29Chad, what was it like to be there?
09:31You were, what, 29 at the time?
09:33Uh-huh
09:42Fucking swallowed glitter
09:43You've swallowed worse
09:44We're gonna have dinner soon
09:45Stop eating the glitter
09:46Stupid-ass bitch
09:48God damn it, Jiggly
09:49Fuck you
09:53Oh my god, I love my boat already
09:55I want to go on my boat so bad
09:57You fucking cunt
09:59I decided to do all over a pattern of stars
10:03Or stickers that have my face on them
10:04The theme is hope floats
10:06And I've always hoped to be a star
10:07That's you?
10:08Yes, it's me
10:09You dirty bitch
10:10Narcissistic much?
10:13Hello, hello, hello
10:14Hi, Rue
10:16It looks like a Kylie Minogue concert exploded in here
10:22Jiggly Caliente
10:23Hello
10:23May I call you Jiggly?
10:24Yes, you may
10:25Oh, good
10:26What we're looking for is fashion forward
10:27You know, the theme is hope floats
10:29What statement are you going to make?
10:33I
10:34The statement I want to make is that dreams are possible
10:40Huh
10:41Now what are your plans to decorate your boat?
10:43Um, I plan on adding the trimmings, um, the fabrics
10:48And then I'm going to add the flowers and other knick-knacks
10:51Yeah
10:54Rue is not buying my bullshit at this
10:56I know it
10:56I can see it in her eyes
10:57I don't want to, um, worry you
11:00But you just seem a little bit behind
11:01We're looking for an expression of jiggly
11:04Definitely
11:04All right
11:05Get back to work
11:06Thank you
11:07How am I going to do this?
11:10Dita Ritz
11:11Hi, Rue
11:12So what are you going to do?
11:13I'm going for a 70s, really hippie vibe
11:15Very love, peace, and harmony
11:17And my whole concept is a jumpsuit
11:18With a blouse?
11:19Maybe with a blouse, maybe not
11:21I don't know yet
11:22We're looking to see the best Dita that there is
11:26We want fashion forward, you know?
11:28Mm-hmm
11:28I'll see you out on the parade route
11:30Thank you, Rue
11:33Well, well, well, Willem
11:34It's Starship Willem
11:35Wow
11:36In your book, you had a quote that said
11:38Even when I was down, I treated myself as a star
11:41And eventually the rest of the world would catch up
11:42And I wrote that on my little binder in eighth grade
11:44I've adopted that theory, too
11:46I've always treated myself like a star
11:47And just knew it was going to happen
11:49We got on your case last week about being more vulnerable
11:53And that story is very vulnerable
11:54And what do you plan on wearing, if anything?
11:56Do you remember that episode of Sex and the City
11:57Where Carrie fell down on the runway?
11:59Yes
11:59Dolce & Gabbana coat
12:01Oh, well, look who's got it
12:02Is that the exact one?
12:03It's not the one she wore
12:04I see
12:04Because, you know, she's so much bigger than me
12:07I'm going to let you get back to work here
12:08Bye
12:10London, Paris, Milan
12:11Hi, Rue
12:12So, tell me about this boat
12:14My inspiration for this, honestly, I mean
12:16We're doing a future thing
12:17But I want to try to do a flashback to the future
12:20A flashback to the future
12:21Yes
12:22But we're asking you to be fashion forward
12:26Now, you live in New York City
12:27The most fashionable city
12:28I do
12:28In the U.S.
12:29Where do your costumes come from?
12:31Usually I have people make them for me
12:32I see
12:32Because a lot of my costumes are characters
12:35Like the housewife
12:36Or that looks like the lady next door
12:38You don't want the audience to know who you are
12:40You want them to see a character
12:41But we want to know who you are
12:44No, I definitely want them to know who I am
12:46Because you have lip-synced twice
12:47I have
12:48Make that Milan come out
12:50Okay
12:50Get back to work
12:52Thank you
12:52All right
12:55Fifi O'Hare
12:56Hi, Rue
12:56How are you?
12:57I'm good, how are you?
12:58Good
12:58So, what are you working on?
12:59I have a one-armed catsuit right now
13:01Is that Uranus on your...
13:03It is my Uranus
13:04Okay
13:04Yeah
13:04The theme is Hope Floats
13:07I want to know about your darkest hour
13:09And how you were able to get over that
13:12Well, as a kid I had...
13:14I grew up in a really abusive, like, household
13:17And it wasn't a very good childhood
13:19And it took 16 years for us to figure it out
13:23But we did
13:23It feels good to leave all that stuff back there
13:26Chicago's a fresh start for me
13:28I get to live the life that I want to live
13:30You've come a long way, baby
13:31You've pulled yourself up out of some really dark places
13:35This is your chance to shine
13:37I'm counting on you to pull through
13:39Okay
13:39Okay, you've done it before
13:40You can do it again
13:41I will
13:42All right
13:42Get to work
13:43Yes
13:43All right
13:44At ease
13:47All right, ladies
13:48Gather around
13:49Tomorrow on the main stage
13:51We'll be celebrating pride
13:52With our extra special guest judges
13:55Fashionista and TV star
13:57My good pal, Kelly Osbourne
13:59Oh my god
14:00I love Kelly Osbourne
14:03Even to even get read by her
14:05I don't care
14:05That's an honor
14:06She's sickening
14:07And a woman who's no stranger to the Navy
14:10From NCIS
14:11Polly Perrette will be here
14:13Oh, yes
14:14Wow
14:16How many times did you work with her, Willem?
14:18Just once
14:19So fuck off
14:21Now, ladies, remember
14:23It ain't the size of your boat
14:24But the motion in your ocean
14:26Okay
14:27Okay
14:28Good luck
14:29And don't fuck it up
14:31Yes, ma'am
14:32Okay?
14:32Yes, ma'am
14:33See you later
14:33Bye
14:35Coming up
14:36My boat is the best
14:38My boat is pretty
14:40You're sickening, bitch
14:41Sickening?
14:42More like absolutely disgusting
14:43Thank you
14:52Arts and crafts day
14:54Our challenge today is to make fabulous fashion-forward outfits and gay pride floats
14:59So with this challenge, you have to have a crafty eye and you have to be creative with your float
15:03and your costume
15:03This competition is really going to show who can keep up with the big girls
15:08Fucking shit
15:10Fuck
15:10Fuck
15:10Yeah, I did it all wrong
15:12Fuck
15:13Fuck
15:13Oh my god, now I just fucked it up
15:16But that's pretty
15:18Girl, you're going to win
15:19You can kiss my ass
15:21Oh
15:22It is very hard to create an outfit from scratch in a day and decorate a boat
15:27It's damn near impossible
15:28God, this making a boat crap is just not the type of dress
15:35All righty
15:36You okay?
15:38No
15:38She has no idea for a boat
15:40You have a bunch of stuff over there
15:41And you have a lot of good stuff too
15:43Open stuff up
15:43Look at the textures
15:44Look at all that stuff and just play with it
15:46Jiggly is just out of her element being on this competition
15:48She is so far behind
15:50And it's just like
15:50Girl, just get your crap done
15:54The hardest part about this challenge is not telling everybody else that I'm going to win
15:58Wow, that is really cool
16:00Yeah, I mean, it looks egotistical
16:01But it's got a message
16:03Like, I'm going to handle myself like I'm going to be somebody someday
16:06You're sickening, bitch
16:07You're sickening
16:07Sickening?
16:08More like absolutely disgusting
16:10Really?
16:11Yeah, bitch
16:11Thank you
16:13So has anybody ever done like pride performances or pride shows?
16:16Bitch, I have put my gay pride time in, honey
16:19In my years in Pittsburgh, they don't ask me ever to do pride
16:23I mean, maybe they just think my act is reserved for nighttime only
16:26Maybe it's because she's a spooky bitch
16:28I like spotlights, not sunlight
16:30I'm from Texas, so Texas is not about the whole being gay thing
16:33I remember when I first went out to the gay clubs
16:36There was a lot of like gay bashing and like guys would come by with like baseball bats
16:39Like moving to Chicago, I can hold someone's hand walking down the street
16:43Or I can be affectionate and in Texas you can't do that
16:45Damn
16:47Is the New York drag community all in Manhattan?
16:50The New York drag community is sort of everywhere
16:51Definitely certain areas where there are certain drags you can see
16:54There's the singing girls, there's the campy girls, there's the grunge girls
16:57So what are you?
16:58Like what's your...
16:59I'm a floater, my style kind of bounces around
17:01I don't want to be pigeonholed as just a drag queen
17:05I think it's important for people to see that there is an artist on stage
17:10I have dignity looks and paycheck looks
17:13Dignity is when I will not bend for anyone
17:16And I don't care if I make a dollar, I'm doing what I'm doing
17:18Right
17:18And this time the electric's about to shut off
17:20So I dress up like Lady Gaga
17:21Right
17:26Jiggly, is that a men's shirt or a woman's shirt?
17:29Your hanger strap is showing and I already know the answer
17:31No it's not
17:31You cross-dresser?
17:33We're supposed to be boys today and you're cross-dressing
17:35Really girl, really?
17:37Her slick ass comments are gonna drive me crazy
17:39Watchin' my ball
17:41Shut up
17:42You shut up
17:43Ugly bitch
17:44You shut your ugly boat mouth
17:46Oh, you got something to say bitch?
17:49Yeah, you're both ugly
17:49You narcissistic whore
17:50You're both ugly
17:51I don't care, my boat could be ugly bitch
17:54But your face is ugly
17:55Your boat don't float
17:56Your boat don't float
17:56Come here and say that bitch
17:57Because I will inject this shit right in your cheeks
17:59Oh, don't talk to me like Chad Michaels
18:01You know how passionate he is about silicone work?
18:04Shut up, stupid
18:04Willem runs his mouth a lot
18:06It's kind of like a spigot you can't turn off
18:08And it started to get on my nerves
18:09I'm Cher, bitch
18:11You guys, you know what my boat reminds me of?
18:13What?
18:14A winner
18:16My boat is the best
18:19My boat is pretty
18:21Selfish bitch
18:22Learn your words
18:23It will be in the bottom two
18:23I want some breasts
18:25Bitch
18:39Anchors away, bitches
18:42Cluck, cluck, ladies
18:43Let's get to work
18:44I was having panic attacks
18:46About this damn snake
18:47The mood in the workroom right now is intense
18:49Queens are hustling
18:49People are gluing
18:50Going crazy
18:51It's insane right now in the workroom
18:55Does this look like a fucking anchor yet?
18:58I ended up with the final concept for my boat last minute
19:02Now I just gotta finish it
19:04Sharon
19:05Yeah?
19:05Does this look like an anchor?
19:06It kind of looks like a dick
19:08It does look like the penis
19:11What's the theme of your boat?
19:12The whole it gets better
19:13Love you for you
19:14Very Saint-Tropez
19:16Bright colors
19:17Very Saint-Tropez
19:19So I'm just like scrambling for time
19:22Jiggly's is still a mess
19:23She kept adding crap upon crap
19:25On top of more crap
19:26So it just looked like a big pile of crap
19:29I'm just gonna
19:30Try to go for
19:32Obvious things
19:33Sunlight, yellow
19:34You know, happiness
19:35Right
19:36I'm gonna get the little grade school at moments
19:38There ain't gonna be nothing about grade school on my boat
19:40My boat's gonna be an all-adult function
19:42If I would've made Milan's boat
19:44I wouldn't have put the Milan invasion on it
19:46I would've blamed it on someone else
19:47Like, I did this boat
19:48No, this is her boat
19:49That girl's boat
19:50Not my boat
19:59Looking around the room
20:00And I'm in drag
20:01Everybody else is practically done in in drag
20:03And Jiggly's still stapling and gluing stuff to her float
20:05And I'm like, uh, hello
20:06You have, like, minutes left
20:07Until you could be in drag and on that runway
20:10It's sink or swim
20:11You better be ready
20:12And you better care
20:14Jiggly is a hot mess
20:16Good luck, girl
20:17Oh, shit
20:18What the fuck have I done?
20:21Coming up
20:22Your boat
20:23It looks a little bit pinata-like
20:24What you have on
20:26It's not particularly an event
20:27But she was the only one up there with a camel toe
20:29I didn't go there
20:30Ha ha!
20:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
20:53Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
20:57Hey, guys
20:58Hey, gorgeous
20:59Michelle Visage
21:01Are you proud of our girls?
21:03I am proud to be an American, and I am proud of our girls.
21:08Billy B., are you ready to see our girls?
21:10I am so ready.
21:12Kelly Osbourne.
21:13Hi, Rue.
21:14You've been Grand Marshal of Gay Pride here in Los Angeles.
21:17Yes, with my mama.
21:18Well, you'll feel right at home here.
21:20I already do.
21:22Polly Perrette, welcome aboard.
21:24Thank you. Happy to be here.
21:26I love a parade, don't you?
21:28Yes.
21:28This week, our queens were challenged to design pride floats.
21:32Now they're ready to parade them down the runway.
21:35Are you ready to see their true colors?
21:37Hell yeah!
21:38Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
21:43Welcome to the show.
21:49Chad Michaels.
21:51Ahoy.
21:52Glamorous.
21:53She's showboating.
21:55My outfit is fashion forward showgirl.
21:57Always beautiful, always painted, nearly naked.
22:00Star booty.
22:02She's serving the deadliest catch.
22:04Snapper.
22:06Tita Ritz in red.
22:08Oh, I love a harem pant.
22:10I'm serving float coutureness.
22:13I'm not letting this boat get in my way.
22:14I always leave my mind.
22:16Honey, I pee on the runway.
22:17Trust.
22:18Red sky at night.
22:19Sailor's delight.
22:21Nice ass.
22:23Up next, Jiggly Caliente.
22:26My favorite color, orange.
22:28Tangerine dream.
22:29Yes.
22:30I look good.
22:31My wrap is flowing.
22:32My hair's flowing.
22:33My makeup is right.
22:34My lips look right.
22:35I look sickening, bitch.
22:37Mmm.
22:37It reminds me of Orange Julius.
22:40Orange Jiglius.
22:42Milan.
22:43Hello, sunshine.
22:44I'm feeling proud of what I created.
22:47My flow is the Milan invasion.
22:49It's inspired by Fire Island.
22:51Boatload of wigs.
22:52It's nice to have extra wigs, though.
22:54It is.
22:54Because if you end up on Gilligan's Island and you want to do shows, well.
22:57Hello.
22:58Yeah.
22:59Ooh, Sharon Needles.
23:01She is from the Garden of Eden.
23:03Does her snake have one eye or two?
23:05I was really serving them some snake realness.
23:09I can strike at any time.
23:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:12I love it.
23:15Latrice Royale in Turquoise.
23:18The goddess of the sea.
23:20Wow.
23:20Look at all that water.
23:22I just wanted all to hang out today.
23:24I have this hair that I baked and sculpted and hand-painted.
23:28I love his naps.
23:29She felt face first at Claire's.
23:31Now that is a Poseidon adventure.
23:35Willem.
23:36Oh, dear.
23:38She's a lowrider.
23:40Dash that out.
23:42Dropping anchor.
23:43Land ho.
23:44Oh, my God.
23:46Permission to come aboard.
23:48Ooh, girl, I'm dust it.
23:50My costume's right.
23:51My body's right.
23:52This challenge is right up my lagoon.
23:54She's showing us her starboard side.
23:56Stick it in the porthole, Willem.
23:59Phoebe O'Hara.
24:01A float warrior.
24:02Ooh, love is a battleship.
24:04My look I'm channeling is fashion-forward sci-fi.
24:07I'm trying to give them a badass bitch.
24:09It's the Fifi Chanuk.
24:10She's going down with the ship.
24:12Love it.
24:13Purple for passion.
24:16Coming up.
24:17Fuck you for having the most amazing body ever.
24:20The boat, you said you wanted to give it some class.
24:23It's like sixth grade class.
24:31My colorful queens.
24:32I love a parade.
24:34But now, it's time for the judges' critiques.
24:37First up, Chad Michaels.
24:39And what does your float say about you?
24:41Obviously, with the stripes on my costume and the stripes on my boat, I'm a drag cougar.
24:46I basically wanted to go with classic showgirl, but fashion-forward.
24:50Can you turn around so I can see your butt, please?
24:52That's my favorite part of your whole costume.
24:54I love it.
24:55To me, it is traditionally showgirl.
24:58There's not something so fresh and modern about it.
25:01Next up, Dieter Ritz.
25:03Wow, and your hair is all big and everything.
25:05Take a little bit of advice and put it to use.
25:06You have the cutest face.
25:08So adorable.
25:09You do have a pretty face.
25:11Sometimes, I think that you might rely on it too much.
25:14What you have on, it's not particularly an event.
25:17You always seem sort of pedestrian.
25:20Your boat.
25:21It looks a little bit pinata-like.
25:22You know, you want more.
25:23It is a parade.
25:25Jiggly Caliente.
25:27Tell us about your float.
25:29Right now, there's a lot of gay youth being bullied.
25:31I decided to use love you for you.
25:34I wanted to class it up a bit, make it very Saint-Tropez.
25:38Because my outfit is really a swimsuit.
25:42Oh, wow.
25:42Oh, yeah.
25:43Very Saint-Tropez.
25:44I'm really happy you took your cape off.
25:46I was dying to see what was underneath there, and it's adorable.
25:49It's the big reveal.
25:50You should have walked the runway without the cape.
25:52The boat, you said you wanted to give it some class.
25:55It's like sixth grade class.
25:59Next up, London, Paris, Milan.
26:01Basically, I wanted to represent the history of the drag performer's invasion on Fire Island
26:05with the girls who have long passed, who have paved the way for me to go forward in the future.
26:10And I named it the Milan Invasion because it's me and I'm invading the world.
26:15You know, all about Fire Island.
26:16The thing is, the boat didn't really read that.
26:18It was hard to understand.
26:20You know, everyone else sort of had a real message about pride.
26:23And the biggest thing about your boat is that you made it about you.
26:26It sort of offended me.
26:29Sharon Needles.
26:30You've got a little snake storyline going on there, don't you?
26:33The original green color in the rainbow flag stood for nature.
26:37Yeah.
26:37Because all gays were hippies in the 70s.
26:40I use the snake because they're feared for the wrong reasons.
26:44And I've always kind of been feared for the wrong reasons.
26:47I'm so into your hand, snake.
26:48My hand works great on a snake.
26:50I think you look beautiful.
26:51Your boat, on the other hand, looks like it sank a few years ago and it's covered in moss.
26:57It's sort of lost boat to me.
26:59It just became this big green thing.
27:02All right, next up, Latrice Royale, lady to come.
27:07I love anything that sparkles and you sparkle from head to toe and I love it.
27:11My lips look on the crab.
27:12Tonight, you're giving us Nefertiti meets Ursula the Sea Witch.
27:14Yes!
27:15I'm going to challenge you on one thing, Latrice.
27:17Tell me.
27:17The boots.
27:18Girl, we've seen them quite a bit now.
27:20Are you saying those boots weren't made for boating?
27:23You really are an event.
27:25It's a beautiful, simple boat and it has a chicness that you always seem to have.
27:32Good job.
27:34Next up, Willem.
27:36I'm giving you maritime realness with the starship Willem.
27:39Amenities include Wi-Fi.
27:41There's a party deck and a business center.
27:44Why is pride important?
27:47I got married in California when it was legal and then now all of a sudden it's not.
27:51Prop 8 got my ass down hard.
27:53So I love that I got to do a pride challenge and this is Dolce & Gabbana, so I love
27:57it.
27:57So the coat is Dolce and the swimsuit is Gautier.
28:00It's chic, it's fashionable, it's modern.
28:03The boat looks like it was professionally done even.
28:06You give very good masthead.
28:09And P.S.
28:10Fuck you for having the most amazing body ever.
28:14Thank you, House of Willem.
28:16All right, up next, Fifi O'Hara.
28:18I just thought purple warrior princess when you came out.
28:21I love your boat a lot.
28:22I love the way you coordinated the outfit with the boat and your makeup.
28:27You're on the right track.
28:28I think you're like a long lost Kardashian sister.
28:30You're so beautiful.
28:31My one critique is just watch out for your body shape still.
28:35Right, if you're going to be wide there, then you've got to give us more hips.
28:38So just pay attention to it.
28:39But you love stunning tonight, baby.
28:40Keep this up.
28:41Okay, I will.
28:42All right, ladies, I think we've heard enough.
28:44Now, while you untuck in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
28:50You may leave the stage.
28:52Now, just between us girls, what do you think?
28:56Latrice Royale.
28:57Latrice, I think, is the real deal.
28:59The boat was very chic.
29:01The makeup was truly artwork.
29:03Those friggin' boots.
29:04Oh, my God.
29:05They're like goth lesbian hiking boots.
29:07I will burn them.
29:08All right, let's move on.
29:09Phoebe O'Hara.
29:10Before, I had a problem with the makeup every single time.
29:13Today was the best that it's been.
29:14She is listening.
29:15And I think the more we critique her, the more she'll get it.
29:18On down the line, we go to Jiggly.
29:20I would have loved all of it had she taken her cape off.
29:22It looked like a tent.
29:23Almost looked like she was just walking in a straight jacket.
29:25It's because she would barely fit in the boat.
29:27How do we dare you?
29:28What?
29:28Big is beautiful.
29:29Love Jiggly.
29:30Tonight, it was an epic fail.
29:32Chad Michaels.
29:33The pink cougar.
29:34Chad can do no wrong.
29:35But see, now I'm starting to have a problem with that.
29:37I want to see Chad be human and not robotic.
29:40I have to agree with you.
29:41I would like to see her a little bit more messy.
29:44Sharon Needles.
29:44My mother's maiden name.
29:46Your mother's maiden name is Needles?
29:47Sharon Needles.
29:48I loved her old snake thing.
29:50She's very HR puffin' stuff.
29:52I love the fact that she didn't have perfect hair.
29:55It was a bit messy.
29:55All the stuff that we don't like about Sharon Needles, we love about Chad.
29:58All the stuff we don't like about Chad, we love about Sharon Needles.
30:00So they need to kind of like take tips from each other.
30:02All right.
30:03Milan.
30:04I think she thinks she's more real than she really is.
30:07Do you know what I mean?
30:08Like she don't need padding.
30:08Exactly.
30:08And her body language is totally dude in a dress.
30:10If she lip syncs tonight and that wig comes off, stop it already.
30:14Right.
30:14All right.
30:15All right.
30:15Willem.
30:15Does anyone really look like that?
30:17My God.
30:18How dare they have better legs than me?
30:21How very dare they?
30:22Now, Billy, you really liked the design of the float.
30:25It was so well done.
30:26It wasn't as vulgar as Milan's was.
30:29The fact that she got out of it and then made a performance out of it was also very entertaining
30:32as well.
30:33Dita Ritz.
30:34The outfit was very pedestrian, very mall-like.
30:37If Dita didn't wear a t-shirt, I would be saying something completely different.
30:40Does she deserve to be in the bottom two because of the t-shirt?
30:42Yeah.
30:43A t-shirt is half your outfit.
30:44She was the only one up there with a camel toe.
30:46Clear.
30:47Very hot.
30:48I didn't go there.
30:49You always have to go there, darling, especially when they're tucking.
30:54Silence.
30:55I've made my decision.
30:57Bring back my girls.
31:06Welcome back, ladies.
31:08It was the late great drag queen and civil rights pioneer Marsha P. Johnson
31:13who fought back when the police raided Stonewall.
31:16To honor her legacy, it's up to you to keep on breaking through.
31:22Based on your pride-filled presentations, I've made some decisions.
31:28Chad Michaels.
31:30You're safe.
31:35Latrice Royale.
31:37You're safe.
31:41Sharon Needles.
31:44You're safe.
31:50Willem, you navigated this challenge beautifully, and we were swept away.
31:57Condragulations, you are the winner of this challenge.
32:01You will receive a cruise courtesy of Al and Chuck Dot Travel.
32:05I'm okay with that.
32:07It feels correct to win.
32:09When it's right, it's right.
32:11Yes, girl.
32:13Phoebe O'Hara.
32:15You're safe.
32:20Jiggly Caliente.
32:22Your message was uplifting, but your float left us with a sinking feeling.
32:28I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:32Fuck.
32:33I cannot go this far and get sent home.
32:35Are you fucking kidding me?
32:38Dieter Ritz.
32:39You're just finding your sea legs, but has the ship already sailed?
32:45Milan.
32:46You set a course for Fabulous, but your message got lost at sea.
32:51Hey, Dieter Ritz.
32:54I'm throwing you a lifeline.
32:57You're safe.
33:05Milan, my dear, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.
33:09Ugh, I'm in the bottom again.
33:11But when it's time for me to bring it, I want to bring it.
33:13Because it's a competition, and I'm here to win.
33:17Two queens stand before me.
33:18Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:25The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
33:33Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
33:36It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M.
33:45My mama told me when I was young.
33:48We're all on super scars.
33:51So hold ahead, girl, and you'll go far.
33:54There's nothing, they're all the same.
33:57I'm here to pull them away.
33:59This time is no mistake.
34:01I'm on the right.
34:02That's the day that I will fall this way.
34:04I'm feeling ferocious.
34:06I'm ready to attack.
34:07I'm giving them 110%.
34:09I'm on the right.
34:11I'm on the right.
34:11I'm on the right.
34:12I'm on the right.
34:13I'm on the right.
34:13I'm on the right.
34:13Jiggly is working.
34:15She is feeling herself down.
34:17Trying to save her ass right now.
34:18Just for your drag, just for your claim.
34:20Tell me.
34:22Weather like disabilities.
34:23Left you outcast for leader teens.
34:25Rejoice and love yourself today.
34:27Cause baby, you were born this way.
34:29No medication, you're by.
34:30Let's be in transgender life.
34:32Malign girl, that's clearly a deal.
34:34You're gonna be brave.
34:35You're gonna be falling away.
34:37This time is no mistake.
34:39I'm on the right track, baby.
34:41I was born this way.
34:42Baby, you were born this way.
34:44I'm on the right track, baby.
34:45You were born this way.
34:47I was born this way.
34:49Hey, I was born this way.
34:50Hey, I'm on the right track, baby.
34:53I was born this way.
34:54Hey.
35:04Ladies, I've made my decision.
35:10Jiggly Caliente.
35:13Shantae, you stay.
35:17Jiggly, you may join the other girls.
35:24London, Paris, Milan.
35:27The world is calling.
35:31Now, sashay away.
35:37It was my moment to stop.
35:39And so now I take on the next journey.
35:41Have fun.
35:42Realize that your purpose here is to be an ambassador.
35:44To teach a message of hope and love.
35:46And every now and then, be the bitch out of the competition.
35:51My lucky seven.
35:53Don't be a drag.
35:55Just be a queen.
35:56And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
36:01Can I get an amen up in here?
36:03Amen.
36:03All right, now let the music play.