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00:09I get madame's hangers.
00:11That's what I was saying.
00:12I get the hands.
00:13Madame Laqueur is gone.
00:14The room's starting to feel a little bit empty.
00:17Chad, Sharon, Milan, Dita equal true friends.
00:20Oh my god.
00:21Wait, we're not true friends.
00:23I don't care.
00:24She was a mess.
00:25Sorry about it.
00:26What did it feel like to be in the bottom two?
00:27I felt my freaking age.
00:29Thank God I survived.
00:30I don't want to be judged because of it.
00:32Bye, madame.
00:33Bye.
00:34It's a new day.
00:36You swept it all up yesterday.
00:37Yep.
00:40So now that I have this win under my belt,
00:42I feel like I'm finally in the game.
00:45America's next drag superstar will be a big bitch.
00:49Well, now Kenya is the only Puerto Rican here.
00:52I really thought it was going to be me and you at the bottom.
00:54Yeah, maybe I go to the bottom too, but my runway goes good.
00:57I don't care.
00:58Mama, it's not what you say.
01:01It's what you do.
01:05We got she-mail.
01:07Girl, you got she-mail.
01:09Are you a high roller or a Hollywood square?
01:12Because I got a secret.
01:14If you press your luck, you could be queen for a day.
01:18But if you continue to wipe out the competition,
01:21honey, you could be going home with all the tic-tac dough.
01:24Survey says, the joke is wild.
01:31Hello, hello, hello.
01:33Hello, hello.
01:35For today's mini challenge, you'll be pitted against each other in a series of grueling physical stunts.
01:42For the brand new game show we call Beat the Cock.
01:47Cock-a-doodle-doo.
01:49Now we'll play three rounds with three contestants each.
01:53The winner of each round will go beak to beak in a cocktacular finale.
01:57And the one Beat the Cock champion will win a phone call home.
02:02Oh.
02:03Tomorrow is my eighth anniversary with my partner, Adam.
02:06That would mean the world to me to be able to call and tell him I love him.
02:09Now this first round is Cock-a-doodle-Roo.
02:12First up, Fifi O'Hara.
02:14All right, now the object of this game is to pin these chickens on my face.
02:21Whoever gets the rooster beak closest to my mouth wins.
02:24Ready, set, Cock-a-doodle-Roo.
02:27Oh, shit.
02:29Okay.
02:31That's more of an earring.
02:34Next up, Sharon Needles.
02:37Cock-a-doodle-Roo.
02:38Cock-a-doodle-Roo.
02:42Yes!
02:43Cock-a-doodle-Roo.
02:47Cock-a-doodle-Roo.
02:48Cock-a-doodle-Roo.
02:48Cock-a-doodle-Roo.
02:48I'm sorry.
02:49Yes.
02:50Next up, Jiggly Caliente.
02:53Whoa.
02:56Damn, I got him in my hair.
02:58That means Fifi O'Hara is our winner.
03:00All right, round two, kids.
03:02The object of the game is to get a single feather across the finish line.
03:07You can only use your breath.
03:09If the feather hits the ground, you need to go back and start all over again.
03:14On your mark, get set, blow.
03:17Go, Dina, blow!
03:19Oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:20One down.
03:20She's starting over again.
03:21What the fuck?
03:23It's really hard.
03:24Yeah, Dina!
03:26Yeah!
03:27Yeah!
03:31Dina Ritz is our winner.
03:33Round three, choke the rooster.
03:35Now, ladies, the object of the game is to get as many rings around that cock.
03:42On your mark, get set, choke the rooster.
03:46Aim for the head.
03:49Oh!
03:50Wow, Milan.
03:52Milan is our winner.
03:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:55Now, for the final championship round, Fifi O'Hara, Dina Ritz, Milan, you've got to lay an egg.
04:04Now, the object of the game is to carry these raw eggs through these wig heads and lay them safely
04:10in your basket.
04:12And you need to carry these eggs between me down there.
04:16On your mark, get set, lay an egg.
04:19Now, the first queen to lay three eggs wins.
04:23Toss salad and scrambled egg.
04:24Ooh!
04:25Damn!
04:26Egg drop soup, anyone?
04:27Yeah!
04:28I keep dropping my damn eggs.
04:30I'm not happy about this.
04:34Oh!
04:38Fifi has laid two eggs.
04:40Oh!
04:41Get it.
04:44Fifi has laid her third eggs.
04:46Our winner is Fifi.
04:49You'll get your chance to make a phone call home a little bit later.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Ladies, for this week's main challenge, the password is...
05:00Snatch Game.
05:04Wow.
05:08Now, this is your chance to show off your best celebrity impersonation and channel someone else's charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and
05:16talent for a change.
05:18One word, living legend.
05:19Get into it, babe.
05:20I expect to be blinded by stars.
05:24Gentlemen, start your impressions.
05:26And may the best woman win.
05:32I really want you to have my phone call.
05:34Are you sure you want to do that?
05:36Because I feel funny about it, Fifi.
05:37Honestly, I really wanted to win it for you.
05:39Thank you so much.
05:40Yeah.
05:41I'm really excited that Fifi's going to give me her phone call.
05:45It was really unexpected, and it was really sweet.
05:48I owe you a big one, girl.
05:49No, you don't.
05:49Yeah, I do.
05:51See?
05:51You're not a complete bitch.
05:56What are you doing?
05:57Well, I'm doing a Michelle Visage.
06:01The titch cachet!
06:03I thought it would be memorable poking fun at one of the judges.
06:07I think a lot of the girls wouldn't go there.
06:08When in doubt, freak them out.
06:12Too much?
06:13Miss Michaels, is it too much for her?
06:15Oh.
06:18Sharon is doing Michelle Visage, which, I mean, that's not a smart idea at all.
06:23Hilarious.
06:24Now, finally, the judges are going to see that she clearly has no talent.
06:27Sharon should just pack up and go home.
06:29Bye.
06:30Don't push it too far where you're going to insult them.
06:32Girl, she's going to see this.
06:33Let her.
06:36Coming up.
06:37Show me one tape where Sharon.
06:38Oh.
06:39She never did that.
06:40The bitch likes to talk about Cher way too much.
06:43All right.
06:44I'll see you later.
06:53Snooki, it's so lovely to see you again.
06:54Today, our challenge is Snatch Game, and we have to impersonate a celebrity, prep our character
06:59looks, and get ready for the game.
07:01I'm so excited to think that, you know, Cher's going to see you doing this.
07:06I picked Cher because it's what I'm most known for.
07:08You'll clock someone doing Cher, Rob.
07:10They always do it too big.
07:12Show me one tape where Cher went, oh.
07:14She never did that.
07:16That's like a stupid thing that people make up about Cher.
07:18Cher's like much more subtle.
07:19Cher's above it all.
07:21You know what I mean?
07:21I love Cher today, but the bitch likes to talk about Cher way too much.
07:25Cher's got a great sense of humor.
07:27Cher doesn't give a shit.
07:28Cher is a one-word diva.
07:29She's going to drive me crazy.
07:31I know she's got a great sense of humor.
07:34Hello, hello, hello.
07:36Hi, Rue.
07:36Hi, Rue.
07:37Now, I've come to investigate a case of identity theft.
07:40Huh.
07:41Oh, shit.
07:42Let's get to it.
07:44Fifi O'Hara.
07:45Hi, Rue.
07:46I want to know who you're doing in the Snatch Game.
07:48Um, Gaga.
07:49Wow, that's a risky choice because, you know, in the past...
07:52It's been done.
07:52It's been done, and the girl who did it wasn't able to convey...
07:56What is her personality?
08:00Well, she's always about, you know, her fans and monsters and paws up.
08:03I know.
08:03You're making it sound very simple, but I think it may be a little more difficult than what you're thinking.
08:07Well, I do Gaga a lot, and I've been hired all over the United States to impersonate her.
08:11All right.
08:12I've been recognized a lot for my Lady Gaga, so I think Rue's going to love it and eat it
08:15up.
08:16All right.
08:16Get back to work.
08:17I surely will.
08:17All right.
08:19Lil' Kenya Michaels.
08:21Hola.
08:21Who's your character?
08:24I've heard of her.
08:25I'm trying to do a sick Beyoncé that have involuntary movements.
08:29That is crazy.
08:30I see.
08:31It's a risk because of the accent.
08:32Yeah.
08:33And, you know, if you were going to do a Latin star, you would have a little bit of an
08:38advantage.
08:39Yeah.
08:39Beyoncé is a girl that is very sexy.
08:45I feel good in this.
08:47I feel good in this.
08:47You're going to do Beyoncé, and you're taking a risk.
08:49I hope it pays off for you.
08:51I'm going to work out.
08:52All right.
08:52Get back to work.
08:53Thanks.
08:55Hey, Willem.
08:56Hi.
08:56Who do we have here?
08:57Jessica Simpson.
08:58How do you play Jessica Simpson?
09:01Jessica doesn't understand jokes much.
09:03She says stupid stuff, but she just does it because she doesn't know about it.
09:05I see.
09:06Are you a fan of hers?
09:08Who?
09:11All right, Willem.
09:12I'm going to let you get back to Jessica Simpson.
09:14I cannot wait.
09:15Thanks.
09:15She's sleeping.
09:15Oh, she's asleep.
09:16Okay.
09:16Let's let her sleep.
09:17Get back to work.
09:18Bye, Meg.
09:20Milan.
09:21Hello, Rue.
09:22How are you?
09:22Hi, honey.
09:22Oh, big hair.
09:23Is it Chaka Khan?
09:25It's going to be Diana Ross.
09:26Oh, my goodness.
09:28You know, last week you found yourself in the bottom two as an actor portraying a character.
09:34How will you convey your character this week?
09:37How will you sell Diana?
09:39Well, I think I was taking it too small, you know, and I need to just, it's better to tell
09:43someone to pull you back, and hopefully I won't go so far that it's like a true caricature.
09:48And you've got to make her funny because Snatch Game is about spontaneity and humor.
09:52Okay.
09:53All right, Milan, get to it.
09:54All right.
09:57Chad Michaels.
09:58Hey, RuPaul.
09:59Now, who on earth could you possibly be playing?
10:01My main lady, Cher.
10:03Cher.
10:04Yes, sir.
10:04Wow.
10:05Honestly, Rue, everything in my life has been because Cher.
10:07I mean, all the places I've gotten to go, the people I've gotten to meet, the clothes on
10:11my back, and I'm really looking forward to doing her the justice that she has done for
10:14my life.
10:15I basically just owe her everything, so it's really important to me not to offend her.
10:20All right.
10:21I'll see you later.
10:22All right, babe.
10:22Oh, my God.
10:24Thanks, Ru.
10:25Cher Needles.
10:26Hello, Ru.
10:27Who are you portraying?
10:28I'm not sure if you know her at all, but I'm doing a Michelle Visage today.
10:32Oh.
10:32Well, you know you're supposed to be portraying a woman.
10:35Oh, yes.
10:35I know.
10:36This is going to be a little difficult for me, but...
10:38We say that with love, of course.
10:40Yes, of course.
10:41What mannerisms of hers are you going to...
10:42I'm just going to bring a lot of harsh vocals into the Jersey sense, a lot of cackling.
10:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:50No, this is where I completely disagree with Santino.
10:53Yeah, she's a fierce queen, and it's quite a risk, because she's going to either love it or
10:57read you for it.
10:58Right, right, right. I'm feeling a little bit nervous, but I think I'll do her justice.
11:03All right, Sharon Needles, get back to your life.
11:06All right, ladies, listen up.
11:07At today's taping, you'll be playing the Snatch Game with our extra special guest judges,
11:13late night hot potato Ross Matthews.
11:16Yay!
11:17Yes!
11:19And legendary actress of stage and screen and original dream girl, Miss Loretta Devine.
11:26Oh!
11:27Wow.
11:28Loretta is the shit.
11:30She not only acts well, she sings well.
11:32She's the real deal.
11:33So don't fuck it up.
11:36Coming up, welcome to the new Snatch Game.
11:38How you doing?
11:39How you doing?
11:40I love you.
11:41I'm Cher, bitch.
11:42Who?
11:50Welcome to the new Snatch Game.
11:54Hello.
11:55I'm your host, RuPaul.
11:57Now, let's meet our contestants.
12:00This intern has climbed his way up the Hollywood ladder.
12:03Please welcome funny man, Ross Matthews.
12:06I'm so happy you're here.
12:07Oh, please.
12:07I'm thrilled.
12:08Up next, please welcome the multi-talented Loretta Devine is here.
12:12Hi, Ru.
12:13Hey, Loretta.
12:14You are a national treasure, my dear.
12:16Oh, that's so sweet.
12:17And now, let's give a Hollywood hello to our star-studded panel.
12:23Now, from the best show on television, welcome my squirrel friend, Michelle Visage is here.
12:29Hey.
12:30I might not be the biggest star here, but I got the biggest knockers, okay?
12:35Up next, a great idol of mine, the one and only Diana Ross.
12:41Yes, Ru.
12:41La, la.
12:42The boss.
12:43I love you.
12:43But call me Miss Ross.
12:45Milan's makeup looks crazy.
12:48I've never seen Diana Ross look like she's cracked out.
12:51Next to her is singer, actress, shoe designer, entrepreneur, Jessica Simpson.
12:57You won.
12:58Oh, she's got a piece of her product hair there.
13:01It's synthetic.
13:02You can use it to Swiffer and everything.
13:03Oh, okay.
13:04Very good pitch there.
13:05Very good pitch.
13:06You're welcome.
13:07You're welcome.
13:09Let's give some R-E-S-B-E-C-T to the Queen of Soul, Miss Aretha Franklin.
13:14So glad to be here, Ru.
13:15What is that you're eating over there?
13:17Something that really satisfies me.
13:18Oh, okay.
13:20Did you bring enough for everyone to share, Riri?
13:22Oh, no, baby.
13:22I don't share.
13:23Oh, she don't share.
13:23All right.
13:24All right.
13:25Straight from the Jersey Shore, Snooki is here.
13:28Hi, Ru.
13:29Ross, are you a juice head?
13:30I can try it.
13:31Oh, my God.
13:32Yeah.
13:32I'm a smudge.
13:33Okay.
13:34Next to her, the one and only, the mother of all monsters, Lady Gaga is here.
13:39Work it, girl.
13:40Give her 12.
13:42Give her 12.
13:42Give her 12.
13:43Give her 12.
13:46Next to her, the Queen of all me.
13:50How you doing?
13:51How you doing?
13:52It's nice to see you again.
13:53We've got 16-time Grammy winner.
13:56Hey, Beyonce.
13:58Woo!
14:00She's had a top 10 hit in every decade since the 60s.
14:04She's done it all.
14:05The original Dark Lady, Cher, is here.
14:07I've been there, done that.
14:09I spread La Mer on my toast in the morning.
14:11All right?
14:12You know?
14:12I'm Cher, bitch.
14:15Yes, you are.
14:17Ross, Loretta, I ask a series of questions.
14:21Our celebrities will fill in the blanks.
14:23You come up with an answer that you think will match our celebrities.
14:26First question is for Loretta Devine.
14:29Ugly Edna is so ugly.
14:31When she goes to the beauty parlor, they beat her face with blank.
14:36A picture of herself.
14:38Let's see if we can get a match.
14:39Michelle Visage.
14:40All right, Ru.
14:40I said a baseball bat.
14:42Remember in, what, it was 87, we used to take the J train into Manhattan and used to carry
14:47a baseball bat before we would work Suzanne Barge's party.
14:51We'd make a buffalo nickel for it, and it was all we used for protection.
14:54There's no match, Michelle, but a very good effort.
14:56Thank you very much.
14:57All right, Wendy Williams.
14:59How are you doing?
15:00Ugly Edna, beat her in the face with?
15:02I love her, and I'm going to say with Cher's plastic surgeon, because look at Cher.
15:05Allegedly, allegedly.
15:07She looks good.
15:07I mean, fuck you.
15:08Cher, I love the hair change.
15:10I can't go five minutes without switching a wig.
15:11I love them.
15:12I love them.
15:14Sasha Fierce.
15:15I want to take a sweet dream right now.
15:18Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:22I'm a survivor.
15:24I'm a survivor.
15:25She's a survivor.
15:27Kenya is taking it to the extreme.
15:29Oh, girl.
15:31So I need to step on my game.
15:33It's just, I don't want to be flatlining.
15:35Ross Matthews, you are next.
15:37The Real Housewives are so fake.
15:40When they make whoopee, their blanks don't move.
15:43Their Goldbergs don't move.
15:45Very funny.
15:46All right, let's go to Snooki from the Jersey Shore.
15:48Just like my friend JWoww.
15:50Yeah.
15:50Her tits don't move.
15:51Her tits don't move.
15:53Beyonce.
15:54Wake up.
15:55Oh, is Beyonce asleep?
15:57Beyonce, were you sleeping?
15:58It's a medication.
15:59That's no excuse.
16:00You should have seen what me and Rue were on.
16:01It's a limelight.
16:03It's all behind us now.
16:04We're on Ephraim's Downers and Candy Corn.
16:07All right, Cher, I see you're wearing your Academy.
16:10Well, actually, you did not win the Academy Award that year.
16:12I didn't, but I'm wearing the shit out of this headpiece.
16:14I paid a lot for it.
16:15Yes, you did.
16:16Yes, you did.
16:16Those girls are real sleet.
16:18They're scabies, crabs, and fleas.
16:20Don't move.
16:21I'm afraid that's not a Goldberg, Ross.
16:25Loretta Devine.
16:27When she gets on the scales, it says blank.
16:31Ouch, ouch.
16:32Ouch.
16:33Good answer.
16:35What did you say, Michelle?
16:36We have a match?
16:36I said, hello, Madame Laqueur.
16:41I told her not to wear green.
16:43I hate it.
16:44Diana Ross, the boss.
16:46Was she on that scale?
16:47Yes.
16:47It said, mahogany.
16:49Ooh.
16:50The men love me, the women love me, they all love me.
16:53This was a real heavy Diana Ross.
16:54This was like Diana Ross about 4.30 in the morning after a couple packs of cigarettes.
16:59Unfortunately, that is not a match.
17:02All right, Jessica Simpson.
17:03Fatty Patty's so fat.
17:04When she gets on the scale, it says...
17:09Oh!
17:12Oh, wow.
17:13Uh-oh.
17:14These young people, see, they don't have no respect.
17:16No respect.
17:16No respect.
17:19This next one is for Ross.
17:21Dumb Didi is so dumb.
17:22She thinks the C word is short for blank.
17:26She thinks the C word is short for Kardashian with a C.
17:30Of course.
17:30That's how dumb she is.
17:31That's how dumb she is.
17:33Let's go to Lady Gaga.
17:34Lady Gaga.
17:35She thinks the C word is short for...
17:38The crown.
17:38The new diva crown.
17:40Just so you know.
17:41Yeah.
17:41The diva here, not her.
17:43Uh-huh.
17:43Not her.
17:44Uh-huh.
17:44But now I have the diva crown because I bought it from her.
17:46I just want to say to Lady Gaga that I am the only boss here.
17:49I don't even need to fight my own battles when I have my own monsters to take care of it
17:52for me.
17:53All right, let's move on to this Aretha Franklin.
17:56Snicky, mish, mish, mish.
17:58Oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:00Snicky, mish, mish.
18:00How's she doing?
18:00Oh.
18:01Uh-oh.
18:02Oh, my goodness.
18:03The level of unprofessionalism, far too much.
18:07What did you just do?
18:09Did you just...
18:09You nasty bitch.
18:11One more time.
18:11This is disgraceful.
18:13All right, Beyonce, calm your ass down.
18:16This is worse than when I had Omarosa on my show.
18:19Get off me.
18:20Stars, listen up.
18:21Shy Sheila is so shy.
18:23How shy is she?
18:24She's afraid to blink in public.
18:27She's afraid to blink in public.
18:28Yes, write it down.
18:29Loretta Devine.
18:30She's afraid to swallow.
18:33Swallow in public.
18:34Yes.
18:34Because she's shy.
18:35I have a very shy gag reflex myself, actually.
18:39Aretha Frank, are you still down there?
18:40Mm-hmm.
18:41Uh-huh.
18:42Your blood sugar's gone down.
18:43I don't got any more food.
18:44You don't have any more food.
18:45No more snacks.
18:45I can't be bothered.
18:46I'm completely over the fuckery that was going on in the Snatch Game.
18:51Cher?
18:52Yes, Ru?
18:52We're looking for swallow.
18:54Shy Sheila is so shy that she's afraid to...
18:56I don't give a rat's ass because this game is boring the shit out of me.
19:01I don't know why they book me on these chicken shit gigs.
19:05I'm a fucking Oscar winner.
19:07Yes, you are.
19:08Yes, you are.
19:10Unfortunately, we've run out of time.
19:12Now, on behalf of all our stars, don't forget to spay and neuter your neighbor's pets.
19:17Thanks for joining us on the Snatch Game.
19:21See you next time.
19:22Bye.
19:23There is such a thing as going too far, and it's unfortunate.
19:29Coming up.
19:30I could not believe the shenanigans.
19:32Completely unprofessional.
19:35Bring your A game.
19:44I'm going to win.
19:45I'm going to win.
19:46You're not getting shit.
19:48Just cheesecake.
19:49This morning, I'm still feeling very emotional, very heavy-hearted, angry, disappointed.
19:55I've never been so embarrassed that Snatch Game was horrible.
20:01I felt like it was a three-ring circus romper room bullshit going on.
20:07So what happened yesterday at Snatch Game, girl?
20:09Yeah, what the hell did happen?
20:11It got a little crazy.
20:13I thought that Snatch Game was the most romper room fuckery that I've ever experienced in my life.
20:21I could not believe the shenanigans that was going on in the front row.
20:25Completely unprofessional.
20:26Completely childish.
20:27And that is not what I came here to do.
20:30I don't know where my character went.
20:32It started off right, and I don't know what happened.
20:36Did I make a mistake?
20:38Yes.
20:38Well, it wasn't just you.
20:40Even though Jiggly apologized, I don't even think she was the worst of the bunch.
20:45We know that nobody did anything out of malice, but everybody wants to spotlight.
20:50Some of the younger people, I think, should have been a little more sportsman-like about it.
20:54I just want to bitch-slapper because she doesn't know what she's talking about.
20:56I mean, at her age, she shouldn't be such a bitch.
20:59Well, I think overall, we realize that today is a new day.
21:01Bring your breasts.
21:03Deliver what is needed for this competition.
21:04Bring our breasts?
21:05Yeah, bring your breasts.
21:06Okay.
21:08All right, you guys.
21:09I'm going to go call Adam.
21:16Hi.
21:17Hi.
21:18Oh, baby.
21:19Happy anniversary, baby.
21:20I love you.
21:21Happy anniversary.
21:22I'm so proud of you.
21:24I am.
21:28Oh, my God.
21:29I miss you so much.
21:30I miss you too, baby.
21:31I'm going to wear the giraffe bodysuit that you made today.
21:33Fine.
21:34Being able to talk to Adam, just knowing that he's still there thinking about me and rooting
21:38for me, it was good for my soul.
21:42I like my Gaga, so that's all that matters.
21:44I guess because I saw how some people were going over the top.
21:47Yeah, yeah, I know.
21:47That I was nervous, like, okay, well, am I not giving enough?
21:50Yeah, yeah, I know.
21:51I'm really concerned about my position here because I've been consistent throughout this
21:55entire competition so far.
21:57This is the problem, girl.
21:58I don't want to go home.
21:59I don't want you to go home.
22:00But I'm going to put that weight to my hair today and go amazing.
22:05It's all we can do.
22:26Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:30Hey, guys.
22:31Hey, Ru.
22:31Will the real Michelle Visage please stand up?
22:35Here I am.
22:36No, you're not the real one.
22:38I swear.
22:39Shake the dice and steal the rice.
22:41Santino is here.
22:42Why so blue, Ru?
22:44Ross Matthews, how are you tonight?
22:46I'm fantastic.
22:47I love you in a feather.
22:48Oh, this old thing.
22:50Loretta Divine, you look like a million bucks.
22:54Thank you, Ru.
22:55You look fabulous.
22:57This week, we challenged our queens to give us their best celebrity impersonations.
23:02Tonight, they've come to the main stage dressed to impress.
23:05Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
23:10Welcome to the Charm Dump.
23:13First up, Jiggly Caliente.
23:16Someone's getting lucky at the prom.
23:18I am classing it up in my blue gown.
23:22I feel and look amazing.
23:25Breakfast at Jiggly's.
23:26Yes.
23:27From Jersey Shore to Jersey Housewife.
23:31Chad Michaels.
23:32Rawr.
23:33How many giraffes had to die?
23:35Right.
23:36I'm giving you some giraffe realness.
23:38I'm free to just stomp the runway.
23:39No strings attached.
23:41I love the peek-a-boos.
23:42The peek-a-boos are fabulous.
23:43Hello, they're saying hi.
23:45Milan.
23:47Yes, I can.
23:48Janelle Monae.
23:50Or Bruno Mars on Red Bull.
23:51When I'm on the runway, I feel like I'm on the tightrope.
23:54And so I really wanted to embody that essence.
23:56And I wanted to have fun with that.
23:57I hope Louis Farrakhan don't see this.
24:01Oh, Willem.
24:03Leather and lace.
24:04Damn, girl.
24:05My favorite is yes, please.
24:08My outfit is very hardcore, 90s Grace Jones fetish blow-up doll.
24:13That's a Tarantino dream right there.
24:15What are you going to do?
24:16Arrest me for all this ass?
24:19Fifi O'Hara.
24:20Is that a shoulder pad or is she just happy to see me?
24:23Darling, those are $25,000 pyramids.
24:25This is my style.
24:26This is my drag.
24:27This is what I'm known for and what I like to do.
24:29Assume the position.
24:30Fifi O'Hara.
24:32Dita Ritz.
24:33Black Barbie doll.
24:34Somebody get a dollar.
24:35She got stuck in the claw machine.
24:37Uh-huh.
24:38I'm feeling like I am at a Patricia Field shelf.
24:41I'm giving you my teddy bear skirt.
24:42No animals were harmed in the making of Dita's skirt.
24:45No.
24:45Love a plushie.
24:47Kenya Michaels.
24:49Oh, the champion is here.
24:51Puerto Rico.
24:52Puerto Rico.
24:53Oh.
24:54Maxing is one of the most important sporting Puerto Rico.
24:56And this has to represent who I am.
24:59Float like a butterfly.
25:00Sting like a queen.
25:02Sharing needles after a little lunchtime procedure.
25:05I'm obsessed with people who have extreme plastic surgery.
25:09And through the art of makeup, I can temporarily be that Janice Dickinson or that Amanda Lepore.
25:15Yes, just a little bit more.
25:17Oh.
25:18A little filler.
25:19Now it's perfect.
25:21Just a little prick in the mouth.
25:24A Latrice Royale.
25:26Ah, elegant.
25:28In royal blue.
25:29And royale is she ever.
25:31Yes, bitches.
25:32This is what she's serving, honey.
25:34This royal blue dress makes me feel the most beautiful that I've ever felt.
25:38Ever.
25:38I own everything.
25:40Fabulous.
25:41And those are my gals.
25:45Coming up.
25:45I was LOLing the whole time.
25:47I had trouble with the makeup.
25:48She looked a little cross-eyed at times.
25:50You pick someone who's all visual and kind of fizzled.
26:00Welcome, ladies.
26:02This week, you all snatched our attention.
26:05Some for the better.
26:06And some for the worse.
26:08When I call your name, please step forward.
26:11Gigli Caliente.
26:13Dieter Ritz.
26:14Latrice Royale.
26:17You're safe.
26:20You may leave the stage.
26:26Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
26:29First up, Chad Michaels.
26:31Hi, Ru.
26:32The consistency in your version of Cher throughout the entire game was just spot on.
26:38I was LOLing the whole time.
26:39I really responded to this animal print.
26:41Looks really futuristic.
26:42Looks really new.
26:43I especially love the yellow hair.
26:45I'm thinking about getting me some.
26:48It's yours if you want it.
26:49Thank you, Chad.
26:50Next up, Willem.
26:52You're Jessica Simpson, so funny, so perfectly empty, and you did it in a way that I think
26:59would make Jessica Simpson laugh.
27:00If she could turn her TV on.
27:03Willem, let me tell you why I'm having a problem.
27:05I feel like I don't know you yet.
27:08I love the way you get on stage.
27:09I love the way you hold your character.
27:11Now I want to see what else there is besides this fierce body bitch.
27:14I tend to think that emotions are for ugly people.
27:17No.
27:18No, we do have them, but so can you.
27:21All right.
27:21Next up, Milan.
27:23That's Diana Ross.
27:24I had trouble with the makeup.
27:25She looked a little cross-eyed at times.
27:27You just didn't have the Diana demeanor.
27:30She floats.
27:31You know what I mean?
27:32She's like Febreze.
27:33It's just better.
27:34And you were like Chris Rock.
27:36Like, how much it costs for one real?
27:38In this ensemble tonight, I like that you have so much reverence for Janelle Monáe,
27:43but I see you as a man.
27:45The suit, the pants, even the saddle shoes, it all reads as boy.
27:50Well, I mean, this is what she wears, so I really want to stay true to Janelle's look.
27:54Bottom line, it's still a drag queen competition, and you're giving us drag king.
27:58Up next, Fifi O'Hara.
28:01The thing about Gaga, and I'm a huge fan, is you pick someone who's all visual and kind of fizzled.
28:08I'm not a big fashion icon or anything, but the shorts seem like it should have been cut up higher.
28:12Yeah, like that more.
28:14Those look like old swimming trunks I used to wear before.
28:18Sharon Needles, tell me about your runway look tonight.
28:21You know, I have an obsession with plastic surgery.
28:23I love to look at people that have it.
28:25I mean, that's why Chad's like one of my new best friends, you know.
28:28Speaking of plastic surgery, you chose to do Michelle Vassar.
28:32What?
28:33Now, I'm very excited to get to Michelle to hear what she has to say.
28:36I'm not as old as you wanted to make me, bitch.
28:38I have no idea.
28:40But with that said, I thought it was brilliant.
28:42Keep doing it.
28:43I just want to say, you know, thank you all, and I love you all, and I'm going to tell
28:47you why.
28:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:53Kenya Michaels.
28:55Hi, Ru.
28:56I was very confused with your Beyonce.
28:58It was really frantic.
29:00The gyration movements and the body snaps, that and the medication, it just didn't have anything to do with Beyonce.
29:06You're kind of a knockout tonight in a little sequent boxer outfit, but I worry you KO'd yourself with your
29:11Beyonce yesterday.
29:13Thank you, Kenya, and thank you, ladies.
29:15While you enjoy an absolute cocktail in the Interior Illusions Lounge,
29:19the judges and I will deliberate.
29:21You may leave the stage.
29:24All right, judges, just between us, Goyles, what do you think?
29:27Let's start with Chad Michaels.
29:30The planning, knowing that she was going to change wigs
29:33and kind of give you a new version of Cher, all equally funny.
29:37But I almost feel like that was safe for Chad.
29:39It wasn't something safe for Chad to do,
29:41because Chad really had something to lose here.
29:43A lot of pressure on Chad, and did he deliver?
29:46Absolutely.
29:46Absolutely.
29:47I like what Sharon Needles did more.
29:49Now, yes, I know she played me, but it's got nothing to do with that.
29:54She didn't think traditional.
29:56She definitely was not a suck-up.
29:57She made me older and harsher and cheaper.
30:03Now that I've actually met Michelle, I think she could have had more hair,
30:06greater makeup, I mean, bigger tits even.
30:10So...
30:10Hey, let's talk about Willem.
30:12Willem's quite an actress.
30:13Really committed to the character of Jessica Simpson.
30:15Was really funny.
30:16I always know she's going to throw back.
30:18So that's exciting to watch.
30:20But there's so much under there that I don't even think Willem's ready to let out.
30:24I'm not going to be able to root for her until she shows me that a little bit.
30:28Right, that vulnerability.
30:29Milan, I had a problem with the suit.
30:31If the suit were a woman's suit, it would be different.
30:34I felt like I was watching Sammy Davis Jr.
30:36Uh-oh.
30:37Okay.
30:38That is not what I want to see in my drag queen.
30:40Oh my goodness.
30:41Where did Kenya Michaels go wrong?
30:43Well, first of all, she made Beyonce crazy.
30:46Mm-hmm.
30:46What was that Beyonce?
30:48I know.
30:49It felt very uncomfortable.
30:50Maybe she just doesn't have enough references in her repertoire to pull out something that's
30:55believable and funny.
30:56That's what drag is about.
30:57You have to have a knowledge of pop culture.
30:59All right, let's talk about Fifi O'Hara.
31:01She took some heat tonight because of her runway look.
31:04And also, her Lady Gaga was nothing to write home about.
31:07It just wasn't good.
31:08I like her, but she missed the mark on all counts tonight.
31:12All right.
31:12Silence.
31:14Bring back...
31:16My girls.
31:25Welcome back, ladies.
31:26I've made some decisions.
31:30Chad Michaels.
31:31Yes, ma'am.
31:32This week, you hit the jackpot, baby.
31:37Condragulations, you are the winner of this challenge.
31:41You've won a custom gown from Marco Marco.
31:44Thank you all so much for recognizing me.
31:47And it means the world to me.
31:52Willem, Sharon Needles.
31:54You're safe.
32:01I've never had, like, girlfriends.
32:04I've never really been friends with other drag queens.
32:07I've always been an actor on TV.
32:10I was on Boston Public with you.
32:12And, um, I'm getting to know these girls, and they're awesome.
32:15And it sucks to know that one of them is going to have to go home so I can win.
32:20Um...
32:20It's hard.
32:22So, yeah.
32:22That's it.
32:24And I'm not acting.
32:27Swear to God.
32:28All right, ladies.
32:30The three of you may join the other girls.
32:37Kenya Michaels.
32:39Impersonating Beyonce is not your destiny, child.
32:43I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:48I feel bad because I can't believe that I go to the bottom two.
32:53Fifi O'Hara.
32:55Your Lady Gaga was on the edge of gory.
33:01You're safe.
33:09It's very important for you to understand, we're looking for the top.
33:12There's $100,000 at stake here.
33:14The world is watching.
33:15Bring your A game.
33:17I'm telling you, Fifi, you better come harder.
33:20I will.
33:21All right.
33:22You may join the other girls.
33:28Milan, my dear, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.
33:32I was pissed.
33:33It's the second time.
33:36Two queens stand before me.
33:37Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:44The time has come.
33:46Read your lip sync for your life.
33:52Good luck and don't fuck it up.
33:58Look around.
34:00Everywhere you turn it's having.
34:03It's everywhere that you go.
34:05Go around.
34:06You try everything you can to escape.
34:10The pain of life that you know.
34:12Straight out the gate.
34:13Milan's head is on the floor.
34:14His legs are in the air.
34:15And I'm like, uh-oh.
34:16This could be better.
34:23Kenya is so fierce.
34:25And all I can think of is a homage to the people who live in the Vogue world.
34:37I forgot.
34:38It's about the attitude.
34:39If you have an attitude, you're a booty move.
34:41The pain is so intense watching this because they're both very high energy performers.
35:03It's a tough call. I don't know who's going to take this one.
35:18Ladies, I've made my decision.
35:25Milan, Shantae, you stay.
35:28You may join the other girls.
35:34Kenya Michaels, for a little queen, you pack a big punch.
35:39And now the world knows, you're a knockout.
35:43Now, sashay away.
35:57I'm not sad, really.
35:58For me, a local drag race is an amazing experience.
36:01All the Perican people, be proud of my work.
36:04I'm a champion.
36:08My Crazy Apes, Condragulations.
36:11Remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
36:14Can I get an amen in here?
36:16Amen!
36:16All right, now let the music play.