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00:09Cluck, cluck, ladies.
00:10Where's her hangers?
00:12Milan's gone, and now it's down to the lucky seven.
00:16Color girl, why your base look like chalk?
00:19I love Milan, you guys.
00:19Milan was a class act.
00:21How did it feel to lip sync against your mama?
00:22Were you scared?
00:24No, because I know Milan is good, but then I know I'm good, too.
00:26Well, do you think you're going to win the show?
00:32That was an awkwardly long pause.
00:33Yeah.
00:35I was at the bottom two twice, so the girls are just kind of like assuming that I ain't.
00:41You went from a baked potato to a sweet potato.
00:43Sweet potatoes have antioxidants.
00:44But they're better.
00:45It's a good fat, as they say.
00:47Dumbass bitches, I'm going to fight till the end.
00:50I just want to see her do what I did.
00:52You want to see me do a split?
00:53Go ahead.
00:54Jump into a split.
00:55Can't jump into a split.
00:56Just shut the up, bitch.
00:59Oh, girl, you got she-mail.
01:03Extra, extra, tweet all about it.
01:06Like a rolling stone, today's queen on the download needs to be a real hustler.
01:12On time and always in style.
01:15So start spreading the news, because you're going to wake up in a cyber city that never sleeps.
01:23Hello, hello, hello.
01:25Hi.
01:27My legendary children.
01:29In the great tradition of Paris is burning.
01:33Get out your library cards, guys.
01:37Yes.
01:38Because reading is what?
01:40Fundamental.
01:42Oh, God.
01:42Now, for today's mini-challenge, you'll take turns throwing shade.
01:47Hashtag, the library is open.
01:5021st century reading, darling.
01:52Love it.
01:52All right, ladies.
01:53First up, Dieter Ritz.
01:55I'm going to try.
01:56I don't know how to really read that well, so.
01:59Does someone smell that?
02:00What?
02:01What is it?
02:01Oh, that's just Sharon Needle.
02:03Oh!
02:03Jiggly Caliente, you should feel honored.
02:06The first contestant in RuPaul's Drag Race history with child.
02:11Latrice Royale.
02:12You're free now.
02:13You don't have to rock the yard sandals anymore.
02:17Jiggly Caliente, darling.
02:18What do you see?
02:20Bitches.
02:20Oh.
02:21Oh, oh.
02:22Dieter, let me start with you, boo.
02:23There's lotion in my purse.
02:25You need to use them on your elbows and your knees.
02:26You look like you've been driving through flour, baby.
02:29Mama Chad, it's called Forever 21, not Forever 41.
02:33Willem, honey, your face is made out of marble.
02:36Don't move.
02:37Uh-oh.
02:40Oh, Juju B, you know, helium's for balloons, not your stomach.
02:45Oh, and, you know, Willem, I know you're talented at, you know,
02:48buying shoes, but you're talented at, you know, drag.
02:51You know, uh, Sharon.
02:53What?
02:54I love how you rock the party city.
02:56That's where I got your Lady Gaga wig.
02:59Fee Fee sucked.
03:03Dita Ritz.
03:04I don't know if that is hot couture or hot cotorn,
03:07because there's holes in that shirt.
03:09Fee Fee, you are gorgeous.
03:10You catch the camera's eye from the right,
03:12but from the left, you snag it.
03:14Chad Michaels, you so old,
03:16you still on myspace.com.
03:18Chad Michaels.
03:19I was going to take that down.
03:21Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the RuPaul Ball.
03:24Tonight, in the category of Butch Queen, Dita Ritz.
03:31Jiggly, I love you.
03:32Come to Mother Dust.
03:33Come here.
03:33Come to me.
03:34Come to me.
03:35I won't hurt you.
03:36Here's my dentist card.
03:37The word.
03:38Use it.
03:40Willem Belli.
03:40Willem Belli loves to live his life
03:42and think that he's Carrie Bradshaw,
03:44but in the sequel,
03:45she'll be playing Scary Bradshaw.
03:47Uh-oh.
03:51Jiggly Caliente.
03:53BMW.
03:54Body made wrong.
03:57Fee Fee O'Hara.
03:58Although reading is fundamental, darling,
04:01you might learn how to spell first,
04:02you illiterate s**t.
04:06Willem.
04:07Miss Industry,
04:09congratulations on your new role
04:10as a big bad wolf
04:11by the hair on your chinny, chin, chinny.
04:13Yes!
04:15Sharon Needles.
04:17Two words.
04:18Sideshow freak.
04:23Dita Ritz.
04:24A lot of you girls like to clock me
04:25for painting my skin on the gray side,
04:27but I was inspired by your knees.
04:29They're the same color as Willem's chin.
04:34Fee Fee O'Hara.
04:35What brand of makeup do you wear?
04:37Sherman Williams?
04:38Uh-oh.
04:39Uh-oh.
04:39That was a weak one.
04:40Jiggly Caliente.
04:42You're such a fat s**t.
04:44After sex, you smoke hams.
04:48Lives Rary is permanently shut down.
04:53Ooh, no tea, no shade.
04:55And the winner is...
05:01Latrice Royale is the winner.
05:03Yeah.
05:04Yes.
05:05Congratulations, darling.
05:07Thank you, mama.
05:09My girls.
05:11For this week's main challenge,
05:13I need you to conquer the world of publishing.
05:17You'll be launching your very own dragazine.
05:21Oh, pit crew.
05:23Oh, pit crew.
05:24As editor-in-chief, you'll each be assigned a different title.
05:28And then it's up to you to create a cover,
05:31choose the articles,
05:33and really make it your own.
05:35Now, Latrice, since you won the mini challenge,
05:38you get to assign the dragazines.
05:40Oh.
05:43She's picking Battle of the Bulge.
05:45Health and fitness.
05:47Jiggly Caliente.
05:49Wow.
05:51Taste Like Chicken for food lovers.
05:53Tita Ritz.
05:54Uh-oh, sugar walls.
05:55Now, this is home decor.
05:57Willem, editor-in-chief.
05:59Kitty cat.
05:59Meow.
06:00For cat lovers.
06:01Meow.
06:02Kitty cat.
06:05I love pussy.
06:07Yes, who doesn't?
06:09Sashay Away.
06:10Travel.
06:11Phoebe O'Hara.
06:12Are you trying to say something?
06:13Please do.
06:15And last but not least, for fashion,
06:18Eleganza goes to Chad Michaels,
06:22which leaves What's the Tea?
06:24Celebrity Gossip for Latrice Royale.
06:28All right, ladies, you are on a tight deadline,
06:30so get to work.
06:31Gentlemen, start your engines,
06:34and may the best woman win.
06:40I think what makes this challenge so hard is
06:42we've not had to do anything like this.
06:44It kind of separates the intellectual people
06:46from the not-so-intellectual people.
06:56Jiggly does go right for that snack bin, honey.
06:59It helps her think, I think.
07:00Crunch, crunch.
07:01Oh, yeah, I got an idea.
07:02Crunch, crunch.
07:03Health and fitness.
07:05Jiggly?
07:06No.
07:07Any complaints?
07:08The do I know about working out?
07:10I know, right?
07:14See, I'm helping you out, girl.
07:16Did they say we have to make these comedy?
07:18Never hurts.
07:19You got to grab your attention.
07:20These are like the headlines that are on your mat
07:22and the front cover.
07:22The thing is, like, me and comedy
07:24obviously doesn't mix.
07:25I think I'm just going to be real about it.
07:28I do not suggest you do this for real.
07:30I'm sorry.
07:30I think you should make it funny.
07:32Everybody likes to laugh.
07:34That's my advice to you.
07:35I love you.
07:35My only advice with that is that
07:36if you feel like you can get more
07:37with the serious route,
07:38I'd rather you have a consistent magazine
07:40that you can follow by.
07:41Fifi.
07:42Shady.
07:43If you're funny,
07:43then it's going to be bad.
07:44Exactly.
07:45For me, it's hard to find the funny
07:47in weight loss.
07:48Hell no, no.
07:48I'm going to be serious
07:49and I'm going to do this
07:51the right way emotionally.
07:52He's doing a serious route for his.
07:54What?
07:55Are you kidding?
07:57His humor is, like,
07:57his strongest thing.
07:58I know that he's going to mess up
08:00if he does, like, serious.
08:02I was like, no,
08:02you should do serious.
08:04I'm tired of Jiggly.
08:05She doesn't belong here.
08:06Send her ass home.
08:07Did you want to help
08:08plaque his bags?
08:13Coming up,
08:14embrace the Jiggly.
08:15It's not rocket science.
08:16Oh.
08:17Who else would think
08:17of chicken on the muck?
08:18Well,
08:19I believe in my idea
08:20and if it makes me have
08:21to lip sync for my life,
08:22then so be it.
08:31Ah, you stupid bitch.
08:34Today, we get to be editors
08:35in chief of our own dragazine.
08:38I have taste like chicken.
08:39We have to design a cover,
08:40pose for it,
08:41and come up with
08:42eye-catching headlines.
08:43How to stop over-salting your food.
08:44Because I always hear people
08:45talk about that, like,
08:46people over-salting their food
08:47too much, you know?
08:47I really want to, like,
08:48almost class this up a little bit.
08:50It can easily come off
08:50as offensive.
08:52You know,
08:52a black woman on the cover
08:53of a magazine's hand
08:54with a title like that.
08:57Girl, come on.
08:59It's like,
08:59I don't even like to really
09:01eat chicken in public.
09:02Girl, really?
09:03I don't eat watermelon in public
09:04because people are ignorant
09:05and people make comments.
09:06I know, girl, but...
09:07It's disrespectful and rude.
09:09Five G's, please.
09:11Good God, get a grip, girl.
09:13Because it's not that serious.
09:14Really?
09:15You're a dude in a wig.
09:17Latrice, she set you up.
09:18She set me up.
09:19Latrice was trying to gook a bitch.
09:24Hello, hello, hello.
09:26Hi, Rui.
09:26Bye.
09:27How are my future
09:28media moguls doing?
09:30Fabulous.
09:31Wow, wow.
09:32Busy at work here.
09:33Tastes like chicken.
09:34How are you going to convey
09:35Dita in Chicken of the Month?
09:37Well, Chicken of the Month,
09:38I mean, there's so many
09:39different ways you can cook chicken.
09:40Seriously?
09:41I would have took
09:41the whole chicken thing
09:42into a whole different direction.
09:44Royal, let you go.
09:44But how will we know
09:45this is Dita?
09:46It's me.
09:47Who else would think
09:48of Chicken of the Month?
09:48I haven't heard Oprah
09:49come up with it yet.
09:50I mean, you're fascinated by that
09:51and you want to pick up
09:52the magazine and look at it.
09:53Woo!
09:53It's Chicken of the Month for me.
09:55Uh-huh.
09:55Okay.
09:58I believe in my idea
09:59and if it makes me
10:00have to lip sync for my life,
10:01then so be it.
10:02Fifi O'Hara.
10:04Sachet away.
10:05So tell me about the cover.
10:06Well, I'm channeling
10:07the corny gay,
10:08like 69 hot spots
10:09for hookups.
10:11Now, the challenge
10:11is to combine travel
10:14and Fifi O'Hara's
10:15aesthetic.
10:16How are you going to do that?
10:17Well, Fifi's sexy.
10:19I'm just going to, you know,
10:20showcase my sexiness.
10:21This reminds me of
10:22when you told me
10:23you were going to
10:24make Lady Gaga
10:26really pop.
10:27Do you remember
10:27that conversation?
10:28It might not have been
10:29in a good way,
10:29but she popped.
10:31All right, get to work.
10:32All righty.
10:33Thanks, Ru.
10:34Willem.
10:35Hi.
10:36Editrix and chief
10:37of Sugar Walls magazine.
10:39I prefer editor and queef.
10:42So now,
10:43who would you say
10:43is your target audience
10:45for Sugar Walls?
10:49Women.
10:52Men.
10:54All of the above.
10:55Uh-huh.
10:56It's a little broad
10:57to just do men and women.
10:58And, you know,
10:59there is a certain aesthetic
11:00that you have
11:01that's very clear cut.
11:02That's what we want to see
11:03in this magazine.
11:04Yes, ma'am.
11:04All right.
11:07Jiggly Caliente.
11:08Hey, Mama.
11:09May I call you Jiggly?
11:09Mama, you can call me
11:10Jiggly anytime.
11:11Oh.
11:12Battle of the Bulge.
11:13Yeah.
11:13Were you insulted
11:14by being assigned
11:15that magazine?
11:16Yes.
11:16I've done some bad things
11:17to lose weight.
11:18Well, what kind of things
11:19have you done?
11:21I decided to binge
11:24and eat a lot.
11:25Throw it all up.
11:27And I'm going to say
11:28that it's not the smartest
11:29thing to do.
11:30And I just think
11:31that when it comes
11:32to weight loss,
11:32it's not a joking matter.
11:34You've been able to process
11:35what people think of you
11:36through your humor.
11:38I mean, you're Jiggly Caliente.
11:39That's your name.
11:41Embrace the Jiggly.
11:42I am.
11:43Do you hear what I'm saying
11:44to you?
11:44Yeah.
11:44You're funny.
11:46Do that.
11:46It's not rocket science.
11:48I'm going to stick to my guns
11:49because this time
11:49I'm not questioning this.
11:50This is the right way for me.
11:52Okay.
11:53All right.
11:53Well, you got your work
11:54cut out for you, Jiggly.
11:55Yes, I do.
11:55Think about it.
11:58Well, Latrice Royale,
11:59girl, what's the tea?
12:00What's the tea, bro?
12:02How are you going to make
12:03your dragazine
12:05something that is relevant
12:07in the 21st century?
12:11You're going to want to buy it
12:12once you see me on the cover
12:13because everyone knows
12:14that Latrice is the true tea.
12:17Well, the publications
12:17at the grocery store
12:18have stars on the cover
12:20and they have star names
12:21in their articles.
12:24Oh, so I'm going to go back
12:26to my research department.
12:27Yes.
12:28I'll get it there.
12:28You get to it.
12:31All right, dolls, gather round.
12:33Tomorrow night is the launch
12:35of your dragazines.
12:36We'll be joined by our
12:37extra special guest judges.
12:39Platinum selling country artist
12:41Pam Tillis will be here.
12:44Pam Tillis,
12:45old school country diva, honey.
12:47And an actress I've loved
12:49since she was a child
12:50on 227.
12:51The star of TV Southland,
12:54Regina King will be here.
12:55Yay!
12:56Yes!
12:57I love Regina King.
12:58She's on a show
12:59called Southland.
13:00Oh, wait,
13:01I was on a show
13:01called Southland.
13:02Oh, and one last thing.
13:04Don't it up.
13:06All right, bye.
13:07Bye, everyone.
13:10Coming up.
13:11Sex out, people.
13:12Sex out.
13:13Hold on,
13:13I don't want my muscles showing.
13:14I got to look like a woman.
13:15All right, all right, Sharon.
13:16I don't think this is working.
13:17God, you don't know
13:18anything about fashion.
13:31Hi, gorgeous.
13:31Hi.
13:32Oh, hi, how are you?
13:33Good, I'm Jonathan Clay-Harris.
13:34So what are we doing today?
13:36Our challenge this week
13:37is we have to develop
13:38our own dragazine.
13:39So now we're going to pose
13:40for our fabulous cover.
13:41My magazine is
13:42Taste Like Chicken.
13:43So I want it to be
13:44a sexy magazine,
13:46but with chicken.
13:47Yeah, give me some sexy.
13:49Sex appeal with that one.
13:50Oh, my God, chicken?
13:52Chicken.
13:53Chicken.
13:54I worked out chicken.
13:56Show me a little hunger
13:56in those eyes.
13:58What drag queen do you know
13:59that has taken a headshot
14:00with chicken?
14:01Chicken.
14:02And what are you serving
14:03for dinner tonight?
14:07Look at you,
14:08you look gorgeous.
14:08Yeah, you too.
14:09Oh, thank you.
14:10Have you done porn?
14:11Not recently,
14:12not that I'm aware of.
14:13You should really consider it.
14:15I thought it would be
14:16a genius idea
14:17mounting the cat climber,
14:19channeling my inner kitty cat.
14:21Just be careful.
14:22Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:23Sharon, Sharon,
14:24you should get climbed down.
14:25I can trust myself.
14:27All right, all right, Sharon.
14:28I don't think this is working.
14:28Let's go back.
14:29God, you don't know
14:30anything about fashion.
14:33Okay, we're going to
14:34just do chairs.
14:35There you go.
14:37Work that hand.
14:38Eleganza.
14:39I wanted to seem like
14:40a powerful, bitchy mogul woman.
14:44Let's get a little more
14:45of that pussy in there.
14:46There you are.
14:47Beautiful, right there.
14:48I was totally giving the camera
14:49nothing but legs
14:50and I was giving them
14:51pure face.
14:52Beautiful.
14:53I feel sexy in anything,
14:55even a body bag.
14:58Hello.
14:59How are you?
15:00Oh, wow.
15:01So what's your magazine cover
15:02that you're doing today?
15:03I'm doing...
15:05Uh...
15:07Well...
15:08Bulge of...
15:09Battle of the Bulge.
15:10Battle of the Bulge.
15:11Okay.
15:12Are those RuPaul's
15:13Iron Fist Shoes?
15:14Yeah, these are RuPaul's
15:15Iron Fist Shoes.
15:15They're sickening.
15:16Those are amazing.
15:16Aren't they sickening?
15:17They're sickening.
15:18This is the most exercise
15:19I'm going to get
15:20for the rest of my life.
15:21Oh, no.
15:21Swim.
15:22Here we go.
15:24A little kill-dil action.
15:25Here we go.
15:26God, if Fifi was just
15:27in front of me,
15:28I could knock my ass out
15:29for all that shit
15:29she'd be running her mouth with.
15:32Please don't trip me.
15:33Come on.
15:34One, two, three.
15:38Okay, once more.
15:39Here we go.
15:45Doesn't matter.
15:46As long as it looks
15:47like it's in the air.
15:48Let's do it again.
15:50Loosen a little bit.
15:50Just mind your face
15:51when you're jumping.
15:52Okay, I'm cool.
15:52One, two, three.
15:56I just didn't think
15:57that it kind of
15:58worked with Jiggly.
15:59She just seems so
16:00completely uncomfortable
16:01with the camera.
16:02And you have to spot me.
16:06Try eyes at me
16:07just for a couple frames.
16:08Gorgeous.
16:09Look at those eyes.
16:10So my final wardrobe
16:11for the photograph
16:11is really kind of
16:12a 40s glam red carpet dress.
16:15I could see someone
16:15like Veronica Lake
16:16wearing it to a movie premiere.
16:18And what do the goggles
16:19say about your outfit?
16:20The goggles say
16:20she's an adventurer
16:21and she's fashion forward.
16:23Well, she looks like it.
16:24Right now,
16:24it is important for me
16:25to get out there
16:26and give the judges
16:27some variety,
16:28to be a little bit
16:28less polished,
16:29to be avant-garde.
16:31I think I'm good.
16:32I think we got it.
16:33I want to look like
16:35a hot Miami piece of ass.
16:37Like you want to visit me.
16:38Work.
16:39Here we go.
16:39You look like it to me.
16:40Good.
16:40Let's do it.
16:42Miami, honey.
16:43I want to go for
16:44a more sexier side of Fifi,
16:45something that I haven't
16:46showed yet.
16:47I want to be like
16:47a whore on this magazine
16:48and have horror headlines.
16:50See some sex in those eyes.
16:51Here we go.
16:52I'm throwing you
16:53like a Farrah Fawcett
16:53sexy look and, you know,
16:55I have the drink in my hand
16:55and I'm holding the umbrella.
16:57Hold on.
16:57I don't want my muscles showing.
16:58I got to look like a woman.
17:00You want to look at them?
17:01Yeah, I feel sexy already.
17:02So let's look at them.
17:03I'm prettier than
17:03the other girls, aren't I?
17:04You can tell you.
17:05I'm not going to.
17:06You should.
17:07Delete that one.
17:08That looks like a man.
17:09I look like Sharon in that one.
17:10Okay.
17:11Ouch.
17:12Yes, mama.
17:13Right there.
17:14Good.
17:15Beautiful.
17:16Boys, I want you touching her.
17:18So What's the T
17:19is a gossip column magazine.
17:21Of course, I'm featured
17:22on the cover with my boys.
17:24The boys always help
17:26when you have boys.
17:27Come join me on the couch.
17:28Let's have a menage a trois.
17:29The boys, of course,
17:30is just for my sheer
17:31amusement and pleasure.
17:33Come do something.
17:34Come rub on me.
17:35Let me rub on you.
17:36Latrice, look at me.
17:37Eyes at me, everyone.
17:39Eyes at me.
17:39Sex in the face.
17:40Look at me.
17:42I love my boys,
17:43and that's the T.
17:47Sex self, people.
17:48Sex self.
17:49My overall concept
17:50is stripped down design.
17:52I'm going to need some tape.
17:54Your head is so unprofessional.
17:56I tried to dress the pit crew
17:58as lamps
17:58and put lampshades
17:59on their head,
17:59but their heads aren't even,
18:01and they wouldn't let me
18:02put nails in them.
18:03And remember to flex, boys.
18:04I don't want you looking puny.
18:06No faces.
18:07You don't exist.
18:08Willem was beautiful
18:09and definitely knew her body.
18:14I'm the prettiest one.
18:15Now the canyon's gone.
18:17I thought she was a little bitchy.
18:18You guys look amazing.
18:19Please don't address them.
18:21You can't me.
18:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
18:27Good.
18:28Let's take a look at these.
18:29I'm naked, I'm tan,
18:30and I have boys around me.
18:31I'm happy with the photo shoot.
18:33All right, now clean this up.
18:35Coming up.
18:36I didn't know
18:37what type of magazine it was.
18:40It really looks like
18:41you got some hookah somewhere.
18:42Well, I'm talking about cats.
18:43You're a pervert.
18:53I'm biting this for you.
18:54Good morning, mother clickers.
18:56We're back.
18:56We're back for more.
18:57We're back in the workroom today,
18:58and we're getting ready
18:59to present our magazines
19:00on the runway
19:01in our glossy, glamour looks.
19:04How did your challenge
19:05go for you guys?
19:06Mine went well.
19:07I like mine.
19:08Well, you have a health
19:08and fitness magazine.
19:10Why would you go serious on that?
19:12Obviously, you were assigned
19:13that magazine to,
19:14you know, ham it up.
19:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:20There's more to me
19:20than just being funny and goofy.
19:2212.40 on the SATs.
19:23I need to show
19:24that I have intelligence.
19:25Girl.
19:26Patrice, does your family
19:27still live,
19:27where are you from again?
19:29Atlanta.
19:30Have you ever been like bullied
19:30or whatever by family?
19:32From my brother?
19:33Yeah.
19:33He didn't want no punk for a brother.
19:35My dad did that in front of his drinking buddies.
19:37I grew up in a house where I was beat and made
19:40fun of for being gay.
19:41It was hell.
19:42Family's supposed to love you no matter what.
19:44And if that's love, I don't want it.
19:46You couldn't hold hands, kiss, look at each other in Texas
19:48without getting called a faggot or anything.
19:50What kills me is that they want to say
19:52that we're the ones destroying the institution of marriage.
19:55Please.
19:56I've met gay people, though, that don't agree with gay marriage.
19:59OK, here we go.
20:00I wish I brought it up.
20:01Uh-oh.
20:01Uh-oh.
20:04For me, marriage describes a straight relationship.
20:07And I think we should be called something else.
20:09Call it something more fabulous.
20:10As a gay man, it's just hard for me to believe
20:12that you don't want equal rights for yourself.
20:14I did not say that.
20:15But if it's all the same thing as marriage,
20:17why not call it that?
20:18Because it's not the same thing to me.
20:19Yes, it is.
20:20I will be pissed if Matrice is going to be the first one
20:22that gets married, too, bitch.
20:23Hell to the doll.
20:24I fully support gay divorce.
20:46And what?
20:48Hey, guys.
20:49Hey, Rap.
20:51Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle Visage, you old tool.
20:57What you talking about, tool?
20:58On newsstands everywhere, it's Santino Rice.
21:01Looking beautiful as a fresh bruise, black and blue.
21:06Grammy Award winner Pam Tillis, I am so excited you're here.
21:10You are like a song, I'm telling you.
21:15And Regina King, hey girl, you look like a cover girl.
21:19Oh, thank you, so do you.
21:22You have to show me how you create the hair blowing without the fan lift.
21:27This week, our queens went to the presses to launch a new dragazine.
21:31And now, they're ready to pump up your circulation.
21:34Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
21:39Welcome to the show.
21:42First up, Sharon Needles, black and white editorial.
21:47She's black and white and fierce all over.
21:49This is a glamorous look for Sharon Needles.
21:51It is.
21:52I'm feeling like the Tim Burton vintage sci-fi glamazon.
21:56I feel stunning.
21:57Her booty looks awesome in that dress.
21:58Yes, thanks, DuPont.
22:00Very Valley of the Dolls.
22:01I was thinking Jackie Collins.
22:02Kind of like a possessed Jackie Collins.
22:04Yes, yes.
22:05Up next, Dita Ritz.
22:07Not just a cracker.
22:08No.
22:09What'd you call me?
22:10I love the little S walk.
22:11Yes, it's a strategic walk so Sniper can't get her.
22:16I'm serving you editor-in-chief realness.
22:18Old Hollywood glamour.
22:20I feel sexy.
22:21Tastes like chicken.
22:22Looks like fish.
22:23Uh-uh.
22:24Ted Michaels.
22:25Rock and roll.
22:27Lita Ford.
22:27Pat Benatar.
22:28Tonight, I'm wearing something more dangerous.
22:30My paint is much darker than usual.
22:32I'm loving my short hair.
22:33I'm feeling fantastic.
22:35Guns and ammo magazine.
22:37Cover of Rolling Stone.
22:38Where is her Stratocaster?
22:39Yes.
22:40It's hidden.
22:42Latrice Royale.
22:43Ebony magazine.
22:44Fold out.
22:45Yes, honey.
22:46This is a two-page spread.
22:48I walk out giving my glossy glam.
22:51Very Nubian princess.
22:53Lots of jewels and cleavage.
22:54And I feel gorgeous.
22:55She makes glamour look real simple.
22:58I love the jewels down the back.
22:59Yes.
23:00Gorgeous.
23:01Like a character from The Wiz.
23:03Uh-huh.
23:04Up next, Willem.
23:06Red carpet ready.
23:07Kylie Minogue.
23:08Kylie Minogue.
23:09Just the whole body.
23:11Jeez.
23:11Uh-huh.
23:12I feel confident on the runway.
23:14I'm just giving him cute girl, fish salad, realness, with a side of titty.
23:18Hollywood starlet.
23:19Back action and everything.
23:21I want a lifetime subscription.
23:25Jiggly Caliente.
23:26Venus to Brooklyn.
23:28Fill me up, buttercup.
23:29Uh-huh.
23:29I want the judges to take it all and catch it.
23:32Look at all the Swarovskis.
23:33I want them to try to count how many Swarovskis there are on this town.
23:36I look like a lemon drop.
23:38A blingy lemon drop.
23:39That's a pretty dress.
23:41It is gorgeous.
23:42I love me a train.
23:43Mmm.
23:44I'm going to leave that alone.
23:46Fifi O'Hare.
23:48Ooh.
23:48Wow.
23:50Serving body and turquoise.
23:51I love the proportion.
23:53Yeah.
23:53Love all that leg.
23:54Beautiful.
23:55Go on and take the center stage.
23:56Walking down the runway, I'm feeling super sexy and flirty, and I'm just having a good
23:59time outfit.
24:00It's a fishy outfit.
24:01I look really pretty, and I look glamorous.
24:02This is the best Fifi has ever looked.
24:04Very Cosmo Girl.
24:05No Photoshop necessary.
24:08Coming up.
24:09Touch this.
24:09Touch all of this.
24:10I'm trying to help.
24:11It looks like a couch from Renna Center.
24:13What the hell would I write about how to eat a pound of chicken?
24:15Exactly.
24:16That's funny.
24:18Oh, damn.
24:26Hello, dolls.
24:27Let's find out whose dragazines are fresh and fabulous, and whose are just Conde nasty.
24:34Up first, Chad Michaels.
24:37Eleganza.
24:38Yes.
24:39I wanted to take the theme of Eleganza, which was style, and gear it toward drag cougars
24:44and the women who love them.
24:45I didn't know what type of magazine it was.
24:47It's just all over the place.
24:49It looks like something that you would pick up for free at the grocery store.
24:52You look beautiful tonight.
24:54Love the one shoulder.
24:55You look great in black.
24:57You guys challenged me to dirty it up a little bit, and I feel fantastic.
25:00I love that Chad thinks this is dirty.
25:02I guess it is for Chad.
25:04All right, up next, Dieter Ritz.
25:07Taste like chicken.
25:08Yeah, that's what they say.
25:09I wanted to add a little bit of, you know, glamour to it, and my inspiration was really the type
25:14of women you see on the Food Network.
25:15I saw stuff.
25:17It kind of is at odds with your fun look and your fun colors, and then this negative message.
25:22I like black hair on you.
25:23It looks very pretty.
25:24Just next time, think more volume.
25:25I keep telling you more volume.
25:26It's all about the silhouette.
25:29All right, next up, Sharon Needles.
25:32Kitty cat.
25:32Meow.
25:33I wanted to create a hip cat magazine for, like, young hipsters that love cats.
25:38Oh, you nasty bitch.
25:39Uh-huh.
25:40Oh, my God.
25:41I love the headlines.
25:43I just want to read it.
25:44I want to know how many is too many.
25:46Well, I'm talking about cats.
25:47You're a pervert.
25:48Oh, I know.
25:49I know.
25:50I know.
25:51But the eyes scare me.
25:52Uh-huh.
25:53They're my trademark.
25:54But everything else is just so pretty and elegant.
25:58It, like, creeps me out.
25:59I am still waiting to see full-on glam, no eyes, no goth Sharon Needles just once.
26:06I don't think you'll lose you.
26:09Next up, Latrice Royale.
26:11What's the tea?
26:13If my magazine was on the newsstand, if you're not picking it up for me, you're definitely
26:17going to pick it up for the hot boys that are lusting after me.
26:19So I sort of expected your magazine cover to be like, shh.
26:23It looks like the name of the magazine is Hollywood.
26:25It looks more like a club flyer.
26:28You don't need the pit crew boys on there at all.
26:30It really looks like you got some hookah somewhere.
26:33This gown that you came out in, it's like, ah, that's so heavy.
26:37It looks like a couch from Rent-A-Center.
26:40I think it's a little too much jewelry.
26:42I don't know.
26:42Oh, Lord, Jesus.
26:44Showgirls.
26:47Oh, my bracelet breaks.
26:49Oh, in front of everybody.
26:52But already that looks better.
26:54It does.
26:56Next up, Willem, Sugar Balls.
26:59I love home design, and I made one of the pillows on the cover on a power bottom like
27:03that.
27:05I love what you look like tonight, but in the beard area, you see the shadow again tonight?
27:10Touch this.
27:11Touch all of this.
27:11I'm trying to help because you're the only one that has it, so it really hits hard when
27:16it's out there.
27:16Your Dragozine cover is possibly the worst one.
27:20I hate the font.
27:22Me too.
27:22Okay.
27:23This looks like a porn thing about to happen.
27:25I'm getting anything but decorating from this.
27:27Yeah.
27:28I wouldn't have hired myself to be that designer.
27:31I love the ideas that I had.
27:32I wish I had more time to execute them and a better staff.
27:35In my career, I've had to do every single part of show business.
27:39You know, edit, produce, you name it.
27:41And that's what we're really looking for.
27:45Next up, Jiggly Caliente.
27:47May I call you Jiggly?
27:49No.
27:52Battle of the Bulge.
27:54I found the funny and I found the silly humor in it.
27:57Battle of the Bulge.
27:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:58I think with Battle of the Bulge, you could have really taken it anywhere.
28:01Yeah, because when we spoke in the workroom, I was going on and on about,
28:05you should approach it with more humor.
28:07I chose to play with words instead of the humor because I don't know anything about fitness.
28:11What the hell would I write about how to eat a pound of chicken?
28:14Exactly.
28:15That's funny.
28:16Oh, damn.
28:19Next up, Fifi O'Hara.
28:21You got Sashay Away the Travel Dragozine.
28:25Wow.
28:26Va-va-voom.
28:27This is the best I've ever seen you look so far.
28:30Yeah, all the proportions are right.
28:32Cute little outfit.
28:33Your makeup looks lovely.
28:35What happened?
28:38You look gorgeous on the cover.
28:41The color makes me want to go wherever you are.
28:44This looks like an actual magazine.
28:46You picked all the keywords to highlight.
28:48Bath house, 69, virginity.
28:51I would read this inside and out.
28:55All right, ladies.
28:56While you enjoy an absolute cocktail in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I
29:01will deliberate.
29:04All right.
29:06Just between us girls, what do you think, Chad Michaels?
29:10The runway really made up for the look that's on the cover of Eleganza magazine, which is
29:15horrible.
29:16It's just not modern or hip.
29:18If you're looking for hip, young, and trendy, you ain't going to find it in Chad Michaels.
29:22Dita Ritz.
29:23I'm just kind of thinking she's somewhere in the middle today.
29:26She was cute on the cover.
29:27I never equate fabulous drag queens and cute.
29:30Right.
29:31I want to be devastated.
29:32She comes out like a straight line with these big football player shoulders with flat hair.
29:37She's a pretty girl, but it seems like we're getting stuck here a little bit with Dita.
29:41All right, let's move on to Sharon Needles.
29:43I really like her sense of comedy.
29:46There's something really cool about her.
29:48Yeah, her dragazine, very funny, tongue-in-cheek, and it looks like it reeks of cat piss in
29:54there.
29:54I did like her dragazine.
29:56Do I think it's the best?
29:57No.
29:58Latrice Royale.
29:59The dragazine cover, it was like Sidney Biddle Barrows, you know?
30:02Right.
30:03It was like a madam's calling card.
30:05Willem and Sugar Wall's dragazine.
30:08She totally missed the mark, and I really feel like this was probably one of the easiest
30:12ones to do.
30:12And there's something about her on stage that's a bit robotic.
30:16It's like she stood there with the same exact smile.
30:19It was kind of creepy.
30:21I kept, like, looking over to see, all right, okay, 20 minutes has passed while I'm...
30:25She was still...
30:26Yeah, that don't move.
30:28She's got a major attitude, and I like that, though.
30:31Good news, bad news.
30:32Good news, she's a diva.
30:33Bad news, she's a diva.
30:35Jiggly Caliente and Battle of the Bulge.
30:38You know, Jiggly seems to be some sort of self-sabotage.
30:42Yes.
30:42Maybe she doesn't feel like she deserves to be here.
30:46Right.
30:46And if you don't believe it, nobody else will.
30:49Moving on to Fifi O'Hara and Sashay Away magazine.
30:52This looked like the most professional magazine of the whole bunch.
30:56It did, but as we're going through all of these, I'm wondering, did it look like the
31:00most professional because everything else was so bad?
31:04I had a problem with the fact that she wore a blonde cap with blonde hair.
31:07She looked like she had a dead baby lamb on her head.
31:09And who wants that?
31:10Nobody.
31:10Sharon Needles.
31:11There'll be blood coming up.
31:12Silence!
31:13I've made my decision.
31:16Bring back my girls.
31:25Welcome back, ladies.
31:28Based on your dragozines and your presentations on the main stage, I've made some decisions.
31:38Fifi O'Hara, your travel dragozine was a real trip, and we're excited that you keep taking
31:45us to new places.
31:48You are the winner of this week's challenge.
31:53Thank God.
31:55You've won a cruise to the Bahamas, courtesy of Al and Chuck Dot Travel.
31:59Oh, man.
32:02Oh, finally.
32:04This is my first win, and I'm really excited because it's nice to know that my hard work
32:08has paid off.
32:08Those girls better watch out.
32:14Sharon Needles.
32:16You're safe.
32:18Dieter Ritz.
32:21You're safe.
32:24Chad Michaels.
32:25Yes, ma'am.
32:25This week, the judges were not gagging on your eleganza.
32:33You are safe.
32:43Jiggly Caliente.
32:44Once again, you left us hungry for more.
32:49I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:54Again?
32:55Seriously?
32:56That's just straight-up jank.
32:58Latrice Royale.
33:03You're safe.
33:05Willem, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
33:10When Rue tells me about being in the bottom two, I feel shaken, and it's a little scary.
33:15Two queens stand before me.
33:16Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of Ma Vida Loca by Pam Tillis.
33:22Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:28The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
33:36I'm going to fight to the end.
33:37No way.
33:39I'm going to let this skinny Botox bitch send my ass home.
33:43Good luck, and don't f*** it up.
33:46If you're coming with me, you need nerves of steel
33:49Cause I take corners on two wheels
33:56But let's never end this circus ride
34:01Pain of heart need not apply
34:05Me Vida Loca
34:08Over and over
34:11Destiny turns on a guy
34:15I mean, I hate to say it, but I think Willem did good.
34:18She looked very much a young country pop star.
34:21Welcome to my crazy time
34:29Goddamn, you couldn't give me a little g-song
34:31I really, really wished I had panties on
34:36But I may not have to lip-sync
34:40Jiggly is pretty much thin in one spot
34:42Not good
34:44Over and over
34:46Welcome to my crazy life
35:01Ladies, I've made my decision
35:05Willem
35:08Shantae, you stay
35:10Thank you
35:11Thank you
35:13And I'll always try to do my best if I fall short
35:15I'm sorry
35:16Jiggly Caliente
35:17May I call you Jiggly?
35:19Yes
35:20Good
35:21Because after your time here
35:23You'll be on a first-name basis
35:24With millions of fans
35:26Now
35:27Sashay away
35:28Thank you
35:29So much
35:31I love you
35:35Deuces
35:39I'm disappointed
35:40But I know my mom would be so proud of me
35:42I'm f***ing thought my way
35:44And it just didn't happen
35:45But life goes on
35:46It's all good
35:49My sensational six
35:51The race to become America's next drag superstar
35:54Is still wide open
35:56Now remember
35:57If you can't love yourself
35:58How in the hell you gonna love somebody else
36:00Can I get an amen up in here?
36:02Amen
36:02Alright
36:03Now let the music play