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00:12I'm sorry but the princess is in another castle this is the beginning the only beginning Dita I
00:18think you should do the honor since you beat her you gave me everything I needed I'm not gonna lie
00:23a lot of it came from anger towards the judges I feel like the judges don't really know me I
00:28just
00:28have to show them what the entertainer in me is like next challenge I have a lot to prove Sharon
00:35needles how does it feel to have two wins under your belt I'm proud of myself I showed up here
00:39thinking I would probably be the first girl home I was prepared to like embarrass my entire drag
00:43family can't believe how well I'm doing here getting kind of used to winning anytime I've
00:48ever attempted to run in a pageant I'm always last and for any one of those high-class you know
00:53gown
00:54and crown pageant queens that ever gave me a raised eyebrow who's laughing now I figured Sharon would
01:00win this challenge because I picked a character for her that she can excel in girl shut up before
01:04I smack you oh girl you got she mail friends you stand on the shoulder pads of a long line
01:14of
01:14designing women golden girls who have traveled down the road and back again so whether you're looking
01:20for mr. big or just working for mr. Jefferson America's next drag superstar needs the will and grace to do
01:28whatever it takes to be absolutely fabulous now kiss my gris hello hello hello ladies you are all under
01:43arrest what are you talking about for today's mini challenge you'll be posing for a memorable mugshot
01:54now you'll be working in pairs so pick your favorite partner in crime
02:00I look down the line then I see one person just looking I'm like
02:05here with me I guess what did I do that was on Christian that I have madame as my default
02:11partner
02:12oh and one little detail instead of doing your own makeup you'll be responsible for painting your
02:18partner's face oh this couldn't possibly get any worse oh and one more thing you'll be handcuffed to each other
02:35I have been to prison I don't plan on going in no more handcuffs oh I like this book them
02:43boys
02:48now you perps will have 20 minutes to prep for your close-ups before the photographers from polite in
02:54public arrive on your mark get set paint oh being handcuffed and having to paint each other it's hard
03:06it this is sick I need to get something out of my bag I have a great idea for a
03:14mugshot madame's
03:15like okay I have ideas too and I'm like well we'll use mine put this blue paint on your face
03:19take it
03:20and like splash it at base okay Willem and madame they both look like they swallow the Smurfs
03:31willem and madame laqueer our first pair of lady criminals wow we robbed the bank oh that's the blue
03:39stuff it's a die pack of course the die pack one two three violate the penal code book her on
03:47the cover
03:48of vogue madame Mcqueer is busting out all over toss that salad girl honey you got me scared straight
03:55Chad Michaels sharing needles uh-huh oh oh dear you might need a breathalyzer honey not my first time
04:02at the rodeo deliverance serving time Attica excuse my beauty I was framed may I call you missy
04:15misdemeanor yes don't drop the soap serving time salvation so you are serving some raggedy and
04:23realness it must be five o'clock somewhere because you got the shadow girl acquittal bad boys what you
04:33gonna do that's right busted all right girl if the wig don't fit you can't acquit all right that's a
04:41wrap
04:42sheet the verdict is in one pair is guilty of being sickening in the first degree the winners of
04:50today's mini challenge are Willem and madame laqueer
05:00congratulations girls Hollywood is a tough town one day you're a big star and the next day you can't get
05:07arrested today you get to be both for this week's main challenge you'll be starring in the new TV
05:13sitcom hot in tuckahoe a sitcom challenge is my day job come on I was like sitcoms oh check it's
05:22about
05:22four best squirrel friends who keep getting arrested and sent to jail this acting challenge is really
05:29exciting for me because I have a degree in acting this is my moment you'll be competing in two
05:35groups Willem madame laqueer since you won the mini challenge you'll be team captains finally I'm not
05:42gonna get big lot now to choose your cast you'll be drawing names from this iron fist shoe box which
05:50normally holds shoes designed by yours truly madame laqueer you go first dita ritz key tag yeah
06:00siglai shower needles that's right
06:07kenya michaels prefi milan milan goes to madame laqueer which of course means that chad michaels
06:14goes to willem's team willem madame laqueer you are in charge of assigning the parts I'll leave you
06:22to learn your lines gentlemen start your engines and may the best woman win all right hey you'll
06:30be covering I'll be charlotte uh you'll be julia and march the guard kenya is performing march the guard
06:37because it's just so funny to see such a butch so small oh my god kenya's so fishy I don't
06:43even
06:43think she know how to be butch okay we gotta do a quick read welcome to the town of prison
06:48pretty
06:48ladies say here you were arrested to solicit a minor minor minor minor minor when you're in a group
06:56challenge everyone's work reflects on you go over this word with me a couple times talk a ho talk a
07:02talk a ho talk a ho talk a ho okay soliciting I mean a minor minor minor okay you gonna
07:09let her take
07:09over this I'm gonna let her direct did she ask you if she can help all right girl are you
07:16gonna keep
07:16telling me what I'm going to do with my group if she wants her her own way then she can
07:20win a mini
07:20challenge and then direct a group cut up I beg your pardon but I'm not into horticulture what the fuck
07:27is
07:27horticulture get the fuck out of my face that's because you've won nothing only one look that you
07:32got I have to wear the tights with this our main challenge today is acting in a sitcom called hot
07:43tuck a ho he said screw it I thought I just did for me it's a day job I'm cool
07:50welcome to tuck a ho
07:52prison for ladies as soon as I saw that there was a prison guard I knew that's the role for
07:59me well
08:00hello gorgeous I let you have in my head as anything I beg your pardon but I'm not into horticulture
08:06what the fuck is horticulture it's the study of plants yeah I don't know what that means
08:13that's a SAT word I'm not into horticulture that's the words you're punching I'm because that's you
08:17but I'm not into horticulture I'm not into horticulture what are the most important words
08:22in that sentence I beg your pardon no no you did a great before I've been on sitcoms and I
08:28know
08:28about comedy take your note and move on wait wait wait wait wait are we talking about beavers
08:41are you doing an accent yes it's a little distracting like I think it might be a little
08:48distracting to the text but that's your choice I'm an actor and I know how to portray a character
08:54and that's actually my strength I asked the young man next to me for his napkin to one my to
09:01wipe my
09:02friends sticky beaver oh my god that's gonna be stupid hello hello hello I smell Emmy that's correct
09:17mama hey kids team Willem you have a lot of TV experience don't you yeah if you name a cop
09:25show in the past 10 years I've probably been on it and what role are you playing Karen oh is
09:30that the
09:30slutty one she's man crazy and why'd you choose that for yourself I'm very Samantha and I was on
09:36sex in the city with Samantha so that kind of works really you gotta hear well I was on sex
09:41in the city
09:41you gotta do that's what you gotta do honey Latrice you are playing large march the prison guard now
09:49are you drawing this from personal experience the table to turn baby
09:55all right kids get back to work I can't wait to see it's very funny already thank you all right
10:00good team Madame Laqueur madam are you a good director I wrote and director play myself twice
10:08oh boy Milan you're an actor how is Madame Laqueur as a director um I think she's a little laid
10:14-back
10:14she could be a little bit more uh directorial with her approach but uh we seem to be doing a
10:20great job
10:22okay all right all right I'm gonna let you kids get back to it remember that comedy is precision
10:28find the cohesive rhythm together I'm sure you're gonna work it out right all right
10:35gather round ladykins later on the set of your sitcom we'll be joined by our extra special guest
10:42judge the Emmy award-winning co-creator of Will & Grace Max Muchnick
10:51Max Muchnick he's a star maker break a leg and don't fuck it up all right see you later
10:58I couldn't be more thrilled that Max Muchnick is here because I've auditioned for him before and I
11:08haven't gotten the job so I'd like a second chance JLC take one action ladies no one needs to go
11:14to
11:14jail for liking nuts why I have a huge sack oh me first give me oh I like him honey
11:20coated oh I like
11:21mine raw wait a second are we still talking about peanuts cut jiggly wait a second wait a second are
11:31we
11:31still talking about peanuts there's a period there wait a second are we still talking about peanuts
11:39oh oh me first give me William well um I will um thank you it's spelled right on my head
11:46shot it's in
11:47there so just on the way out so William it's just a make sure you get all the words in
11:51there and why
11:52don't you correct Rue when he says William he's got a hundred thousand dollar check oh that's right okay
11:58you make a good point yeah oh I like him honey coated oh I like mine raw get those nuts
12:04away from
12:04my face Latrice have a good time okay get those nuts away from my face and then give look at
12:09the
12:09camera there you go I mean you give us I mean honey you could do that for a half an
12:14hour and they would
12:15laugh oh well I'm gonna let you have it now okay there you go action get those nuts away from
12:23my face
12:23I was really tapping into some serious acting skills there because Marge doesn't like nuts but Latrice does
12:32that's a serious Latrice and get those nuts away from my face this fall
12:38coming up
12:42Kenya you like the smell of the beaver so don't hold your nose
12:53our main challenge today is to act in the sitcom called hot in taco home action of all the stupid
13:00things Rose why did you show up at the Justin Bieber concert in this ridiculous costume Justin
13:05oh I thought you said we were going to a just fuck you can't do that on TV no I
13:12know I'm really good
13:14with dialogue it's just a real tongue twister all right so you want to just pick it up from
13:17we'll pick it up again and we'll have no problems this time Rose why did you show up at a
13:23Justin
13:23Bieber concert in this ridiculous costume duh I thought you said we were going to a dress in
13:29Bieber cost guns god that's fucking hard line no f words and can we just make sure that when you
13:35do
13:35that line well it's a hard line I'm saying dressed in beaver Sharon keeps talking back it's kind of a
13:42hard
13:42thing to hear I was like girl you calm yourself down real quick please don't make me go through
13:48that line again action when was the last time you watched this thing I mean I nearly gagged at the
13:54stench hmm I kind of like the smell remind me of high school gym class cut you are doing a
14:06one-woman
14:07show out there you just seem like a crazy person that's talking to yourself okay I nearly gagged on
14:11that on that stench I can look like a smell cut Kenya you like the smell of the beaver so
14:19don't hold
14:20your nose you love the beaver I wonder why she got so upset he was just a big old country
14:26boy I mean
14:27that young man looked pretty mature enough to handle a beaver on his own Milan it's mama's boy not country
14:33boy I wonder why she got so upset he was just a big old country boy cut sorry I mean
14:40that young
14:40man looked pretty mature enough to handle a beaver on his own um Milan Milan you're kind of playing this
14:48stuff out here be in the scene with these people look at the person that you're talking to it is
14:54extremely intimidating to have the creative of will and grace critique you I thought this evening was
14:59kind of thrilling me and this oversized beaver Milan's not exciting enough I didn't want to see
15:07more of her I didn't really care action and then his mother told me to get my tail out of
15:14his face and
15:15then she really let me have it gee a sloppy oversized beaver rubbing against her kid I wonder why she
15:20got so
15:21upset cut print Emmy you know how to do a sitcom it's what you dream of when you're writing this
15:27kind
15:28of stuff that you come across an actress who just takes the stuff takes it to a better place it's
15:32really wonderful to watch thank you I feel like tears almost coming because I'm doing exactly what
15:36I prayed for just to redeem myself action that was so mortifying I accidentally spilled ass up I
15:44accidentally spilled a virgin Mary on rose so I asked the cut it's a bloody Mary not a virgin Mary
15:52okay
15:52so I asked the young man next to me for a napkin so I can walk my friends hairy beaver
15:58oh
16:01ouch wait wait wait wait wait wait are we talking about beavers or
16:09can you do the the ew as Lucille ball though oh do it like that
16:27that is a wrap
16:38morning oh yeah time to work
16:42come on boo boo so were you guys sweating it up in that jail cell yesterday any flashbacks
16:47I tell you this it was nice to be on the other side of it for a change you know
16:51what I mean being
16:52in prison gave me that opportunity to like think about what my dreams were you know what your choices
16:56are to accept it and move on or to beat yourself up over it everybody makes mistakes but bitch you
17:03better look sickening when you get up sickening and make them eat it
17:09latrice can you take us to church
17:19we all need a blessing at this point lord knows I do
17:26breaking out the westwood
17:30all right this is going to be good enough not a pageant it's a pageant for my life every day
17:35I'm
17:35up there I think pageant what I said about Fifi on the runway last week makes me feel bad did
17:41you work
17:41well with Fifi she definitely didn't bring a strong leadership role basically what she said is you're
17:46spooky dressed like a monster come talk to me what's up well I don't know if any of the other
17:55girls have said anything about it but I'd rather have you here for me now before it turns into much
18:00bigger than it was but in the last runway um I was pretty sure I was in the bottom two
18:06uh-huh so I
18:07brought you up and I just wanted to let you know what do you mean brought me up brought me
18:10up how well
18:11basically what I said was I felt that you kind of pushed me into you know just doing my spooky
18:17look and that it was irresponsible and I thought it was kind of sloppy just to because I told you
18:21something that you're good at coming up I'm the fucking future of drag you look fucking 20 years
18:28ago go back to party city where you belong she made some piss poor casting choices
18:41in the last runway I was pretty sure I was in the bottom two uh-huh so I brought you
18:46up I felt
18:47that you kind of pushed me into you know just doing my spooky look and that it was irresponsible I
18:54thought it was kind of sloppy just to because I told you something that you're good at well I wanted
19:00RuPaul to know that if she wanted to say that I just kept turning out the same look it was
19:03because
19:04you just wanted us to be as a team leader what we always are you're an adult you could have
19:08came up to
19:08me and said you know what I don't want to do this I was being realistic realistic was bullshit because
19:13I picked out a character for you to sit there and do and you did it great you obviously won
19:16the
19:16goddamn challenge because because of me because I told you to go in your closet and dig out that
19:21goddamn gothic look so congratulations you're welcome because I was the one that sat there and
19:26picked that out for you okay well if you think that I won because of you you you are wrong
19:31it's my talent that gets me to win Sharon you know what you are not even on the same level
19:35as me
19:35so get the fuck out of my face that's right because you get the fuck out of my face that's
19:38because you've won nothing you're only one look that you got oh I have one look tired ass showgirl
19:43fuck you at least I am a showgirl bitch go back to party city where you belong
19:48I'm the fucking future of drag you look fucking 20 years ago oh girl please I try to talk to
19:53you
19:53like a sister and I try to talk to you like a grown-up we are sisters though so I
19:56don't ever want you
19:56talking to me oh time to go to sit there and touch my reputation just because she felt insecure
20:04is bullshit bitch don't come for me future of drag fucking tired athlete yeah future the future
20:16jesus is a biscuit
20:40welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's
20:43drag race hey it's that girl Michelle Visage you spin me right round baby hey Billy B what's
20:52happening you look sickening thank you darling Max Muchnick how are you darling thrilled and you get
20:58points for just getting the name right and Nicole Sullivan I'm so glad you're here now what would the
21:05Vancombe lady say about my makeup looks like little orphan Annie sat in the sun too long and then got
21:11a
21:11boom job now this week the queens were challenged to play classic sitcom character types and tonight
21:19they're all dolled up for their television premiere gentlemen start your engines and may the best woman
21:26win
21:26up first Fifi O'Hara she's still vaginal in white if I'm gonna go to red carpet I want a
21:36gorgeous gown that everybody's gonna be like oh that's Fifi
21:39I see your halo and that dress has wings
21:44Latrice Royale
21:45I see the Beverly Hills Philly
21:48I'm blinging I'm feeling beautiful
21:51this is the sheer elegant
21:53side of Latrice
21:54I think Latrice has a cable ace award
21:57up her sleeve or she's just happy
21:59to see ya uh-huh
22:01Dita Ritz wow she's
22:03on fire I'm all about showing
22:05body and leg I am working it she's walking like she's somewhere to go she's got a meeting in the
22:11ladies room
22:13Madame Laqueer as folk
22:15I'm going for something I would actually wear to a event premiere
22:20Lainey Kazan's sexy sister
22:22Kirstie Alley better watch out
22:25Willem
22:26serving a little Taylor Swift
22:28I chose some Vivian Westwood because the only thing that matters on the red carpet is who are you wearing
22:33I love it accidentally fell off the shoulder
22:36did my boob fall out
22:38standards and practices will hear about this
22:40Lou Kenya Michaels
22:42Mark Lou Kenya Braxton
22:45I feel amazing
22:47I'm a model
22:48this is my moment
22:49a pineapple smoothie
22:51delicious
22:53Chad Michaels
22:55very Florence and the Machine
22:57the dog days are over
22:59I'm wearing a tribute to the Tudors
23:01the Renaissance
23:02and I just felt really gorgeous
23:04take it all in darling
23:06up next
23:07Jiggly Caliente
23:09this is Brooklyn prom bitches
23:11the girls that are edgy
23:12young Hollywood
23:13they don't wear evening gowns all the time
23:15this guy look pretty
23:16it's always Jiggly in Philadelphia
23:20London
23:21Paris
23:22Milan
23:22alrighty mon
23:24she's playing her gold card
23:26it feels like I've been poured in gold
23:28and if there was a female version of the Oscar
23:30it would be me
23:31she's just a Bond girl
23:33Octopussy
23:35Sharon Needles
23:37here's to the ladies for lunch
23:38I kind of wanted to ham it up
23:40and dress like an old lady
23:41and she's so generous with her fans
23:44signing autographs
23:45I think Carol Burnett found her diva
23:49so glad we had this time together
23:52welcome back bosom buddies
23:54let's tune in to an all new episode of Hot in Tuckahoe
23:58the one with the beaver
24:01starring team Madame Lequeur
24:02they did their time and they're Adam Perot
24:05now they're the hottest thing in Tuckahoe
24:07of all the stupid things
24:10Rose
24:10why did you show up at the Justin Beaver concert
24:12in this ridiculous costume?
24:14Justin Be-
24:15oh
24:15I thought you said we were going to a Dressin' Beaver concert
24:21when was the last time you washed this thing?
24:24I mean I nearly gagged at the stench
24:26mmm
24:27I kind of like the smell
24:31remind me of high school gym class
24:36welcome to Tuckahoe prison
24:38pretty lady
24:40say here you were a rest
24:43for soliciting a minor
24:46that was so mortifying
24:49I accidentally spilled my bloody berry on Rose
24:54so I asked for a young man for his napkin
24:58for me to wipe my friends
25:00Tiki Beaver
25:03did somebody say
25:05beaver?
25:08finally
25:09a big strong man who could get us all off
25:13now let's all put our heads together
25:15and get this thing
25:16lick
25:18well it's not gonna lick itself
25:19and my beaver is dirty
25:23are we talking about
25:25beavers
25:25or
25:29eww
25:34I think we did a pretty good job
25:35we delivered
25:38coming up
25:38the whole package is just a little too jarring
25:41I don't know why you cast yourself as that part
25:43there was nothing butch about you
25:51team Willem
25:52it's time for another episode of hot in Tuckahoe
25:56you know the one with the nuts
26:03of all the dumb ideas Rose
26:05what made you think that we could break into a nut farm in the middle of the night
26:09well Julia I was having such a bad day
26:12and the only thing I could think of to make me feel better was a big mouthful of Mr. Happiest
26:17Tasty Nuts
26:19welcome to Tuckahoe Prison for Ladies
26:21says here you were caught hiding in the hedges
26:25mmm
26:25well hello gorgeous
26:27I'd like to let you hide in my hedges any day
26:31I beg your pardon
26:32but I am not into horticulture
26:36hey guard
26:37you seem like a gal that loves nuts
26:40back off chickpea
26:41I'm allergic to nuts
26:42tried them once
26:43almost gagged to death
26:45did someone say nuts
26:49finally a big strong man who can get us all off
26:51no one needs to go to jail for liking nuts
26:54well I have a huge sack
26:57right here
26:58oh me first
26:58give me
26:59hey get those nuts away from my face
27:07wait a second
27:08are we still talking about peanuts
27:10or
27:13ew
27:22ladies
27:23the ratings are in
27:24and one team
27:26was in a word
27:27a dino-mite
27:29the winning team is
27:34team Willem
27:40conjagulation
27:40but
27:42one queen in particular
27:44was serving
27:45must see TV
27:47the winner of this week's main challenge is
27:52Latrice Royale
27:56conjagulations
27:57you will receive a cruise
27:59courtesy of
28:00alandchuck.travel
28:01thank you so much
28:02I'm finally in the game
28:04I get a little bit of recognition
28:06for what I've been doing
28:07that makes me feel
28:08incredible
28:09team Willem
28:10you are all safe
28:12you may leave the stage
28:13let's go
28:14bye
28:17team Madame Lequeur
28:19you've got some explaining to do
28:21first up
28:22little Kenya Michaels
28:23now Kenya
28:25you were playing Marge
28:26the butch guard
28:27was that your interpretation of butch?
28:29I'm trying to be a butch
28:30I'm trying to look like a man
28:32but
28:32there was nothing butch about you
28:34runway was great
28:36you looked beautiful
28:37so pretty
28:38easy going
28:39easy going
28:40and I love the dress
28:41thank you Kenya
28:42next up Milan
28:43you're a trained actor
28:45aren't you?
28:45yes ma'am
28:46tonight you are like
28:47a stunning
28:48black Emmy award
28:50as for
28:51your performance
28:52I think you got lost
28:53and I think
28:54you were acting
28:55all by yourself
28:56you needed to take it further
28:58it's always better
28:59to be told
28:59to take it down
29:00than it is to pump it up
29:01thank you Milan
29:02Madame Lequeur
29:04now tell me about
29:05watching yourself
29:06in the sitcom
29:06I think I lost my accent
29:08what accent were you going for?
29:09can you give me an example?
29:11of course
29:11I was going for this accent
29:13because I am an uptight
29:14and pretty sure woman
29:14hmm
29:15you were working on an accent
29:17that I don't think
29:18worked for you
29:19I think that you were
29:20stretching maybe
29:20a little bit too far
29:22thank you
29:23next up
29:24Dita Ritz
29:24I think you could be
29:26sexier and prettier
29:27and I think it's the hair
29:28that is the issue
29:29if you're going bare legged
29:31lotion up girl
29:31lotion up
29:33let's get to the acting
29:34yesterday
29:34you have it
29:36there's a quality
29:36it just comes out of you
29:38that's something
29:39that cannot be taught
29:40alright thank you Dita
29:42thank you
29:42Sharon Needles
29:43hello RuPaul
29:44here's my concern
29:45the whole thing
29:47the whole package
29:47is just a little too jarring
29:49this isn't the first time
29:50I've caused concern
29:52for being too far
29:52out of the box
29:53this is a little bit
29:54of what happened yesterday
29:55you had something to say
29:57about everything
29:58that I had to say
29:59I need to know
30:00that you're going
30:00to take the notes
30:01not that you're just
30:02going to say to me
30:03this is just who I am
30:04and take it or leave it
30:05that throws up a flag
30:06for a guy like me
30:08ladies thank you
30:10I think we've heard enough
30:11while you untuck
30:13in the interior illusions lounge
30:15the judges and I
30:16will deliberate
30:17you may leave the stage
30:19now just between us
30:21Goyles
30:22what do you think
30:23little Kenya Michaels
30:24I think she's so
30:25so pretty
30:26but it's my least
30:27favorite thing to watch
30:28as an actor
30:28when they're just
30:29really consumed
30:29with how they look
30:30instead of how
30:30they're acting
30:31why were you looking
30:32at me when you said
30:32that
30:33anyway
30:34I think she was
30:35miscast in the
30:36entire challenge
30:37Madame Lequeur
30:38was the leader
30:40of that group
30:40she made some
30:41piss poor casting choices
30:42let's move on down
30:44to Milan
30:45Kelly Rowland
30:46better watch out
30:46but so should
30:48the crazy lady
30:49at Coldwater Park
30:50this is a person
30:51that talks to the sky
30:52and tells imaginary
30:53friends to watch out
30:54because she's coming
30:56I was sort of
30:57shocked here
30:57that she was trained
30:58I would have expected
30:59someone who had been
30:59trained a lot
31:00would have been
31:00a lot more at ease
31:01all right
31:01moving on down
31:02to the team leader
31:04Madame Lequeur
31:05she decided to give
31:06herself a European accent
31:07I legitimately thought
31:09she was Russian
31:11this actress
31:12was not paying attention
31:14she seems like a sweet lady
31:16but not for show business
31:17all right
31:18moving on to
31:19Dita Ritt
31:20I really was impressed
31:21with the raw skill
31:23Dita has that innate ability
31:25to sound sitcom
31:27this is America's
31:27next drag superstar
31:28this is $100,000
31:29I should not be having
31:30to tell a queen
31:31her hair needs to be bigger
31:32and her legs need to have lotion
31:34all right
31:34let's move on to
31:35Miss Sharon Needle
31:37my limited sort of exposure
31:38to her
31:38I thought she was
31:38kind of quirky and cool
31:39I don't like the name
31:41I don't like the look
31:42I don't want to see
31:43a sitcom starring
31:43the little girl
31:44from The Ring
31:46all right
31:47silence
31:48I've made my decision
31:50bring back
31:52my girls
31:59welcome back ladies
32:02I've made some
32:03serious decisions
32:05Dita Ritt
32:26I don't know why
32:27I'm in the bottom two
32:28there are people
32:29that actually deserve
32:30to be here in this position
32:31before me
32:33Sharon Needles
32:38you're safe
32:39thank you
32:42is there anything
32:43you'd like to say
32:44I've spent my entire
32:46adulthood creating
32:46a situation where
32:47I didn't have to answer
32:48to people
32:49and you know
32:50I'll really work on
32:50taking directions
32:51in the future
32:54Sharon you may join
32:55join the other girls
33:01Kenya Michaels
33:04you are safe
33:11Melon
33:12I'm sorry
33:13but you are up
33:14for elimination
33:17being in the bottom two
33:18it's a terrifying rush
33:21two queens
33:22stand before me
33:22ladies this is your
33:24last chance
33:24to impress me
33:25and save yourself
33:27from elimination
33:29the time has come
33:30to get your lip sync
33:32for your life
33:36good luck
33:37and don't fuck it up
33:55listen for your life
33:56you have to try
33:57to take the other person down
34:00I am really trying
34:02to deliver the goods
34:04that a drag superstar
34:05should deliver
34:07supportive sisters
34:08are the girls
34:09who just point
34:09during their lip sync
34:11and my damn
34:11is just a pointing queen
34:13she's a pointer sister
34:22I'm just exploding
34:24in energy
34:25at that moment
34:25because I don't
34:26want to go home
34:27I'm just exploding
34:27in energy
34:28at that moment
34:28because I don't
34:30want to go home
34:31Ronald McQueer
34:32wasn't doing much
34:32I'm like
34:33girl
34:33Melon just danced
34:34circles around you
34:35and Swiffered the floor
34:36with his tank
34:45I don't understand
34:46why people take
34:47their wigs off
34:47it's a drag show
34:49not wig wars
34:59ladies
35:01I have made my decision
35:06Melon
35:08Shantae you stay
35:14Melon you may join
35:15the other girls
35:20Madame Laqueer
35:21my queen
35:22hold your head high
35:24and know
35:26that you represent
35:27Puerto Rico
35:28at its fiercest
35:29thank you so much
35:31for this opportunity
35:32I wouldn't trade it
35:34for anything in the world
35:35now
35:36sashay away
35:41this is history
35:42in the making
35:43I'm proud
35:44to be part of it
35:45I made it
35:46I made my dream
35:47come true
35:47this is only
35:49the beginning
35:51my prime time
35:53nine
35:54congratulations
35:54you are all
35:56kings of queens
35:58now remember
35:59if you can't
36:00love yourself
36:00how the hell
36:01you gonna love
36:02somebody else
36:03can I get an
36:03amen from here
36:04amen
36:05alright
36:06now let the music
36:07play
36:07play