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00:07Another day.
00:08Good morning.
00:09Life is too short to lift someone else.
00:12Girl, y'all going to lift me.
00:14Being in the bottom two, it's a very serious thing.
00:17It kind of like lit a light bulb in my head.
00:19I have to like fight harder now, so.
00:21Speaking of fighting, when Mimi lifted you up,
00:25I was like, y'all had to grab me.
00:26Because you know, I was ready to come out there.
00:28I was coming out my ponytail and everything.
00:29I know everyone expected me to like punch her or something
00:31when she did that.
00:32Good for you.
00:33I'm not a violent person.
00:34I just got to go on, focus on the competition
00:35and what I have to do.
00:36Oh, so now you're competing.
00:37Now I want to kick you out.
00:38Oh, so now I got to go home.
00:40Alliances in this competition are very important.
00:43India is someone that I can share some tea with
00:45and not think it's going to come back around to me
00:47from another mouth.
00:48Girl, I'm just, you know, hoping I can wear something
00:50that I don't have to wear my breastplate with.
00:52And that we don't have to sew.
00:53Thank God I don't have big flower patterns anymore.
00:56Listen, be strong in your opinion.
00:58Said you don't have another chance,
01:00so you better bring it every time you get out there.
01:02They want to see who I am.
01:03Mrs. Slaughter said she didn't know if I'm a bitch,
01:05if I'm a sweetheart.
01:06Like she doesn't know your personality.
01:07She doesn't know.
01:07Mm-hmm.
01:08What is your personality?
01:10Do I never know?
01:11Girl, I'm like you, honey.
01:13Ooh!
01:14Girl, you got she mail.
01:16Girl.
01:16Today's drag queen on the go needs to stay abreast of current events,
01:20whether she tweets, blogs, or just talks smack behind some T-girl's back.
01:25Remember, an informed queen is a winning queen.
01:28And that's the way it is.
01:30Good night and good tuck.
01:34Hello, hello, hello!
01:37To make it today, young stars have to be in control of their public image.
01:42For this week's mini challenge, you need to create a quick drag look for an outrageous photo op on the
01:49red carpet.
01:49You have 10 minutes to pull it together before the photographers from Polite in Public arrive.
01:55The two queens that create the most sensational paparazzi photo will win this mini challenge.
02:02Ready, set, a scandalo!
02:06Woo!
02:07All right, girls.
02:09Woo! Scandal!
02:10The first thing I think about is like the cross shot.
02:13In order to create a fake vag, it's all about the way that you tuck and fold your skin.
02:17I noticed Shangela was doing kind of something similar.
02:20I could put on a pair of pantyhose and put on some fuzz, you know, but this is like real.
02:24It's like a double take.
02:25All right, here we go!
02:30You're gonna get three pictures.
02:32Okay.
02:33Make them count.
02:34Are you ready?
02:34Yes.
02:35Okay, one, two, three.
02:37Doggy style.
02:39All right!
02:40Yes!
02:43I'm just so panda-licious.
02:44Oh, you're a panda!
02:46Oh, wow.
02:48That's a Carrera I'd like to drive.
02:50So, is it okay that my face is not gonna be in the frame?
02:52I mean, cause it's about here.
02:53Yeah, whatever you wanna do.
02:54And I appreciate you sharing your inner dialogue, but we're gonna take that picture right now.
02:58Okay.
02:58One, two, three.
03:01That girl, you put the junk in junket.
03:05India Farrah is here.
03:06Yes, Mrs. Jackson, if you're nasty, put that nipple away.
03:11Scandal.
03:15Yes, take that, Harvey Levin.
03:17Wow, look at the size of that rock.
03:19And that ring's not bad either.
03:22Ooh, that was scandalous.
03:24I'm kind of basing this off real life a little bit.
03:26You have a similar story?
03:27We'll talk about it later.
03:30Fantastic.
03:32Hey, Shakira.
03:33Uno, dos, tres.
03:36Escandalo.
03:38The red bow tie really dresses that outfit up.
03:41Something tells me your tux is gonna come undone.
03:43Let's just make sure that didn't happen.
03:45We need a plug.
03:48Oh, my goodness.
03:49Did you forget something?
03:51Yes, my bra.
03:52Ah.
03:56Yabba dabba don't.
03:58Oh, girl.
03:59Tell me, like, uh...
04:00Yes, I love it.
04:01I love it.
04:01Fantastic.
04:02Nobody said you can't do that.
04:04One, two, three.
04:07It's nipple gauge.
04:09Oh!
04:11I'm giving him hairy coochie and toilet tissue shoes.
04:13You don't think you would double click?
04:15Oh!
04:15Woo!
04:19Now, I reviewed your scandalous photos.
04:22And I'm proud to say you all are a whores.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Now, news travels fast.
04:28So to see which two queens have hit the blogs,
04:32let's go to the WOW report.
04:34Carmen Carrera is one of our winners.
04:37Oh, my God.
04:38I look crazy.
04:39For the next winner, let's go to newnownext.com.
04:43Oh!
04:44Daisy Lane Matthews.
04:46Oh, my God.
04:46You know, finally, my fat ass has won something.
04:49So these bitches better watch the fuck out.
04:54Condragulations.
04:55You are the queens of morning television.
04:59For today's main challenge,
05:00you'll split into two teams to broadcast a morning news show.
05:04Each team consists of two co-anchors.
05:07A weather girl, a gossip gal, and a roving reporter
05:11who will be interviewing celebrity guests,
05:14Kristen Cavallari.
05:15Oh!
05:16Carmen and Stacey.
05:18You are team captains.
05:20Stacey, you get to pick first.
05:22I just hope Stacey don't pick me.
05:23Because that team is going to crash and burn.
05:29Alexis.
05:30Manila.
05:32Shangela.
05:34Raja.
05:35Raja.
05:36Yada, Sesta.
05:37Yada, Sophie.
05:39Yada, Sophie.
05:39Yada, Sophie.
05:40That's a word.
05:42India and Mariah are the two girls left standing.
05:48Mariah Carey.
05:49Is she here?
05:51India Farah, you are on Carmen's team.
05:53What?
05:54I end up with India.
05:55She was on the bottom last challenge,
05:56and I don't want to have to baby anybody.
05:58These are your news teams.
06:00You'll be broadcasting live.
06:03Ooh!
06:03What?
06:04Gentlemen, start your engines,
06:07and may the best newswoman win.
06:10I would like to be in glass of juice.
06:13Serious but funny at the same time.
06:14Okay.
06:14You know what I mean?
06:15Are we going to take this like more on a serious note?
06:18I don't know.
06:19You're the team leader.
06:20You tell me.
06:20Is it going to be like fun, serious, or fun like spoof?
06:24We're going to have to figure out this as a team.
06:27Right now, Stacey is actually clueless.
06:31I'm going to be the gossip reporter,
06:32because I love to fucking gossip.
06:34News anchor one is going to be Raja.
06:37News anchor two is going to be Delta.
06:41Who wants to do Weather Girl?
06:45No one wants to be Weather Girl,
06:47but I don't really see it for India to be an interviewer,
06:49because India can get boring sometimes.
06:50You're going to be the roving reporter.
06:52Okay, work.
06:52I'll do the interview.
06:53Weather Girl is going to be India.
06:54So I end up with Weather Girl,
06:56and honestly, I'm hating it.
06:58But what kind of Weather Girl, what should I wear?
07:01Let's just do a quickie, just so we get used to it.
07:03Live from the QNN News Center, I'm Raja Fantaja.
07:06I'm Carmen Karabra, and I've got all the tea in my Kiki report.
07:10Weather Girl?
07:11Oh, is it me now?
07:12I'm worried for India a little bit.
07:16Hey, does anyone know how much time we have?
07:19We have like an hour and a half or so.
07:20Our main challenge is to split into two teams
07:22and create a morning news show.
07:24Remember this?
07:24Oh, with a bow on it.
07:25Yeah, this is my newscaster look.
07:27Yeah, mine's kind of muted too, so that'll look good.
07:29Delta and I have a great dynamic together in a chemistry,
07:32so we knew that the banter was going to be great.
07:34So what do you think?
07:35What do you got?
07:35Yeah, I have no clue.
07:36I've got this.
07:37It's a little skirt and jacket.
07:39Oh yeah, it'll work.
07:40Right?
07:40Is that like too bright?
07:41No, you're wearing drag queens, honey.
07:43I feel that India is a little bit more concerned about her outfit
07:45rather than her character and knowing her lines.
07:48Last time she didn't do so good,
07:49so it's like now I want her to really prove herself.
07:51I really want her to do well.
07:54I don't understand this one.
07:55Like, just how nippy?
07:57Can you say this for me?
07:58Nippy, it's like cold.
07:59No, I know, I know.
08:00Nippy.
08:00It's getting a bit nippy out there.
08:03I asked Stacy if I could be the weather girl,
08:06even though speaking English is kind of difficult.
08:10Hello, star.
08:11Brewing deep in the heart of Texas.
08:14Um, um, Shangela, could you?
08:16I could say it in Spanish.
08:17Which one?
08:17I'm listening to Yara actually deliver her lines,
08:20and I'm getting a little worried, you know.
08:21I picked this bitch for a reason.
08:22She better deliver.
08:26Hello, hello, hello.
08:28Hi, Ru.
08:29So Carmen, you're a team captain again.
08:31Yeah.
08:32What roles did you assign?
08:34Well, I'm going to be the gossip girl.
08:35Okay.
08:35We're going to have Manila interview.
08:37What is your interview style?
08:38I'm kind of channeling like the best queens of interview.
08:42Like who?
08:42Like Mario Lopez or Ryan Seacrest.
08:44Okay, I love it.
08:46Raja's anchor one.
08:47Have you ever done any anchoring before?
08:49Any teleprompter?
08:51No, but I pretended quite a bit when I'm alone.
08:54And then we have Deltz's anchor too.
08:56From the desert to the sea to wherever there's tea.
09:00Is that your tagline?
09:01That's our tagline.
09:02I love it.
09:02I think we'll use it.
09:03Why not?
09:03That's perfect.
09:04Yeah.
09:04Boring.
09:06We're going to have India as the weather world.
09:08That may be the hardest part.
09:09Yes, it might be.
09:10But, you know, I'm kind of going with a little ghetto twist.
09:13Uh-huh.
09:13You know, because you've got to be like, girl, you know, it's getting sunny outside.
09:16So that's you being ghetto?
09:18Yeah.
09:18Okay.
09:20Well, I can't wait.
09:21I know you all have a lot of work to do, a lot of makeup to put on.
09:23I'm going to let you get to work.
09:25The openings, the openings.
09:26I love the openings.
09:26Okay.
09:27Well, hello to Stacy Lane Matthews.
09:31Yes.
09:32How's it going?
09:32It's going great, honey.
09:34So who's who?
09:34Yara is our weather girl.
09:36Okay.
09:37You know Miss Shangela, honey.
09:38She's our gossip color.
09:39Okay.
09:40This is my sidekick, reporter number two.
09:42And this is our roving reporter.
09:44How are you faring as a team leader?
09:47I think I'm doing good.
09:48You know, we all just organizing things, you know, and it's good.
09:52You said we all organizing it.
09:53You're organizing it or we all organize it?
09:56Working as a group.
09:58So now you've made yourself one of the anchors, right?
10:01Yes.
10:02You got some criticism from the judge panel that you weren't, you know,
10:05you're not really the most outrageous person on the planet.
10:08Yeah, I can be.
10:10We want to see that.
10:12Being from a small town, it just sets me apart from another competition
10:15because I'm a little rough around the edges.
10:18I'm not as polished as the other girls, but you know, I represent.
10:21Now Zara, you're going to be working on a green screen.
10:24Practice with me.
10:25If the map of the United States was behind you, where is Florida?
10:29Florida, right here.
10:30Yeah.
10:30Where's Maine?
10:31Maine?
10:32Maine.
10:32Where's Maine?
10:33Where's New York?
10:34Right there.
10:35Yes.
10:35And where's the North Pole?
10:37Over there.
10:39Now, Alexis, you're going to be reading off of a teleprompter.
10:42Do you feel comfortable with that?
10:43I'm just going to hope that I do very well.
10:45Right.
10:45This is going to be a learning experience.
10:47Now, Mariah, you're going to be the roving reporter.
10:50Yes, I get to interview Kristen.
10:52I'm going to first start out with where she's from, touch base on, you know, her achievements
10:55on film and television.
10:57And then I also want to touch base on some of her charitable works.
11:00How much time do you have?
11:01Three minutes.
11:02Three minutes is not a lot of time.
11:03I have an outline, and I have base points to touch on, and I'm going to get to every
11:06single one of those, and they lead to the next question.
11:08Right.
11:09This is really about your own personality.
11:11That's really what we want to see.
11:15Ladies, to help you get your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent ready for morning television,
11:22you'll be receiving a crash course in media training by veteran broadcaster Debbie Matinopoulos.
11:30Oh, my God.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:32You know her from The View.
11:33Bitch, we found out that Miss Debbie Henney from The View is going to be giving us feedback
11:37about our performances.
11:39I mean, this shit is serious and exciting, Henney.
11:41I cannot wait to hear what this bitch has got to say.
11:43All right.
11:44News flash.
11:45Don't fuck it up.
11:47Okay.
11:47I'll see you all later.
11:48All right.
11:49Bye.
11:50Thanks for the tip.
11:55Team Stacy Lane Matthews has entered the newsroom.
11:58Say hello to Debbie Matinopoulos.
12:01Hi, Debbie.
12:02How are you?
12:02Hi, you gorgeous creatures.
12:04Now, Debbie's here to walk you through some of the technical aspects of being in a newsroom.
12:09And then we are going all the way live.
12:13Three, two, one.
12:16This just in, scientists have announced a cure for heterosexuality.
12:21I've never, you know, been in front of a teleprompter.
12:23Slow that shit down.
12:24I got to read.
12:25Side effects include diarrhea, sudden baldness, and an uncontrollable urge to dress age inappropriately.
12:32Wow.
12:33That's a great discovery, girl.
12:35Yes, honey.
12:35Yes.
12:36But you two are the main anchors.
12:37You have to set the tone.
12:38So at the top of a show, be up, up, up.
12:41Hey, Yara Safira.
12:42How are things looking out there today?
12:44Down here, there's a hurricane carnage.
12:48Oh, it steps right there.
12:51There's a berylmetric tropin.
12:54Oh, oh, oh, almost burned my ass.
12:57Oh, my God.
12:59Girl, you forced me to believe everything you said, although I didn't understand a word.
13:04Slow down, or don't even speak a word of English.
13:09No, it's Shangela Cuefa-Wadley.
13:11Now listen, the next drag superstar wannabes Carmen Carrera and Stacy Lane Matthews were
13:16the talk of the town after creating a huge scene last night on the red carpet.
13:20Honey, it was a scandalo.
13:21Yara Safira, a scandalo?
13:22A scandalo.
13:24That's right.
13:25You were giving me the attitude that you knew exactly what you were doing.
13:30You were sailing the ship.
13:31I could take a note or two from you.
13:33I'm here with Kristen Cavallari.
13:35So, so, all the scandal around the town with Justin Brody and have Sean.
13:41Justin Bobby.
13:42Justin Bobby.
13:43But you've been spotted with Nick as well.
13:45Who?
13:46Cazone.
13:47Am I saying his name wrong?
13:48Nick Cazone.
13:49I had some facts that I didn't have completely together.
13:52There are times where I have had my facts completely wrong, and it's okay as long as you can recover.
13:58Okay.
13:58Oh, my God.
14:00Look at the time.
14:00We're almost on the air.
14:01Places, people.
14:03Places.
14:04It's time to go live, and I was so scared about my English and how I can deliver my personality.
14:11Count it down.
14:12In.
14:13Three.
14:13Two.
14:14Live from the Q&N News Center.
14:17Stacy Lane Matthews.
14:19Alexis Mateo.
14:20Yara Sofia.
14:22Shangela Laquefa-Watley.
14:24And Mariah.
14:25The Q&N Morning After News starts now.
14:32Live from the Q&N News Center, I'm Stacy Matthews.
14:35Jess and scientists have announced a cure for heterosexuality.
14:39I am so glad that pill just came out.
14:41Yes, girl.
14:42We're suffering here in the United States, honey.
14:44It's time to check in with our Drag U weather.
14:46What's going on?
14:48Oh!
14:49It's raining men down there.
14:51Todas esas latinas me están escuchando.
14:53Llueven hombres.
14:55Okay, rainbow right here.
14:58Oh, my God.
14:59That's so gay, but it's so good.
15:01That's a wrap from the weather.
15:03I'm Jara Sofia.
15:04Let me just say, I do think it's so good, but it's so gay is my new favorite phrase.
15:09I love that Jara.
15:10Girl, yeah.
15:10Listen, honey, let me tell you.
15:11Which A-list action hunk is finally coming out of the closet?
15:15I'll just tell you this.
15:16He's so gay, and he's so good.
15:18Listen, it's Shangela Laquefa-Watley, and that's your Daily Kiki Report.
15:22Back to you, Stacy and Alexis.
15:24Mariah, over to you, honey.
15:26Hi, ladies.
15:27Good morning.
15:28I'm here, Mariah, with Kristen Cavallari.
15:32So, are you working on any new projects?
15:33I'm working on a shoe line right now, which I'm really excited about.
15:36Oh, perfect.
15:37I'm excited about that, too.
15:38So, were you really born a genetic woman?
15:44I was.
15:45Oh, darn, girls.
15:46We can't claim her for our team.
15:48So, back to you in the newsroom, cueing in.
15:51Well, that's all for the morning after news.
15:53Stay tuned for the same news, different anchors.
15:55All right, that's a wrap.
15:59Welcome, Team Carmen.
16:02Cock-a-doodle-doo, it's time for the morning news.
16:06Pour yourself another cup of ambition, because this is the morning after news.
16:10Today's breaking story.
16:12We'll have the latest on that horrific freak accident that killed so many innocent little people last night.
16:16Loosen up some.
16:17You two are the anchors, and you have to drive the ship, but you also want to be likable.
16:21It's Carmen Carrera.
16:23Next track, superstar wannabes Carmen Carrera and Stacy Lane Matthews were the talk of the town after creating a huge
16:29scene on the red carpet last night.
16:30I didn't even know I was there.
16:32Performance is a little bit flat.
16:34In Provincetown, Massachusetts, like, girl, just, like, picture what, like, Al Roker would do.
16:41There is the barometric pressure. It's dropping.
16:44The weather people are the personality.
16:46They have carte blanche to be crazy.
16:48I'm still waiting for your personality to come through.
16:51India, this is the time.
16:52Manila, over to you.
16:54Thank you, dear class.
16:56So, Clinton, you were on a tour hit TV show.
17:01Caras, how has that changed your life?
17:04It just made me move up to L.A. and pursue acting.
17:06What year you born?
17:07Uh, 87.
17:08Oh, me too. Year of the cock.
17:11Oh, I'm sorry, sorry. Lusta, Lusta.
17:15When you weren't pronouncing your L's and your R's, I thought it was a terrible decision.
17:18But you know what? You know what? That never hurt Barbara Walters.
17:21It's time for the morning news. We are going live.
17:25I'm very nervous before the broadcast because this team is depending on me to do good.
17:29So, I'm just like, ugh.
17:31I'm gonna count it down in three, two, one.
17:35Live from the Q&N News Center, Raja, Delta Work, India Farrah, Garmin Carrera,
17:42and Manila Luzon.
17:46The Q&N morning after news starts now.
17:52Live from the Q&N News Center, I am Raja.
17:56And I'm Delta Work.
17:57Looking sexy.
17:58So do you. I love you in pink.
18:00Thanks.
18:01Now let's go to the gal with all the gossip.
18:04It's Carmen Carrera.
18:05I have so much tea for you.
18:07Which A-list action hunk is finally coming out of the closet?
18:12Well, let's just say he was at my house last night.
18:14Oh.
18:16Well, it's time to check in with our Drag U weather girl.
18:19Hey India, how are things looking out there today?
18:23Now, deep in the heart of Texas, y'all, y'all feeling me?
18:27There is a hill, no storm.
18:29Okay.
18:30In the heartland, a rainbow has appeared in the Gayville of South Dakota.
18:35This is India Farrah with Drag U weather.
18:37Back to you, Raja and Delta.
18:39Thanks, weather girl.
18:40Manila, over to you.
18:43Clareston, now that the final episode of The Heroes has aired, what's next?
18:47Right now, I'm really focusing on my shoe line that I'm designing.
18:51Oh, shoes.
18:51I love shoes.
18:53I think every girl loves shoes.
18:54You don't have a boyfriend?
18:55I don't.
18:56I'm single.
18:56Oh, I have Blada.
18:58You should hook up with him.
18:59You should marry.
19:00Immigration.
19:01Lots of money.
19:02Back to you in the studio, Laja and Delta.
19:05From the desert to the sea to where-
19:09We hope the rest of your day is a big old drag.
19:13Ladies, your newscast will be played for the judges tomorrow night,
19:17on the main stage, where we will be joined by our guest judge,
19:21Academy Award-nominated actress from HBO's Big Love, Chloe Sevigny.
19:28I love Chloe.
19:29Not only is she an amazing actress, but she's a fashion icon at this point.
19:33So, come decked out in your most fabulous drag looks.
19:36On behalf of Debbie Matanopoulos, I'm RuPaul, and we'll see you tomorrow.
19:46Can I come in?
19:47No.
19:48We're back in the workroom today, and we have to put together our fiercest drag look.
19:52How do you think our team did?
19:53I think our team is great.
19:54I think we're not going to have a problem with that.
19:56I'm a little nervous.
19:58I mean, if our news piece comes out really shitty, it's going to be on me.
20:01I feel confident that we all, on our team, did a good job.
20:05Change the subject.
20:05I don't want to talk about this anymore.
20:09India.
20:10What's up?
20:11What went down on y'all's team yesterday?
20:12Everything went good, except for the run-through with me with the weather girl.
20:15Who else was on your team?
20:16Carmen.
20:17She's your team captain.
20:18If you want to call it that.
20:20I'm just calling it like it is.
20:21Carmen's only strategy was just for her to pick her part.
20:24I think she should be more like, bitch, we need to win this challenge.
20:27Like, let's practice, let's get our roles down.
20:29But, you know, she just went on about her business.
20:31Bitch, I got stuck with the weather girl, looking, trying to read cue cards, pushing this button,
20:34trying to point at the map.
20:35My performance yesterday was horrible, you know.
20:38I feel like I'm going to be in the bottom two again.
20:40Honestly, like, I don't think I stepped up my game, and I'll see what happens.
20:44Never again, bitch.
20:45I'm not cut out to be weather girl.
20:49For today's runway presentation, we actually have to bring our most fabulous drag-tastic outfit.
20:54I need to get to my glue gun.
20:57Ugh, I have so much to do.
20:59I do not want to be the one lip-singing for my life.
21:01Who did the worst on our team?
21:03Who did the worst?
21:04Stacy.
21:05You think of them?
21:06Mm-hmm.
21:07Stacy wasn't angry.
21:08Yeah, that's true.
21:09But, see, you can't make everybody a leader.
21:12I think you do.
21:13Oh, crap, Stacy.
21:16I actually overheard her saying that I fucked it up.
21:19You think you did good in this challenge?
21:20I did all right.
21:21Let's be honest.
21:22I fucked it up.
21:23I did.
21:23I'm very nervous that I'm going to be in the bottom two, and have to lip-sync for my life,
21:27and probably go home.
21:29My homegirl, Miss Stacy.
21:31Now, you know we're two country girls.
21:33But Alexis and I were both engaged in pageant life.
21:36And more so than pageants, we're performers.
21:39Would you ever compete in a pageant, Roger?
21:41It's not my thing.
21:44My name is Roger.
21:45I can't do that.
21:46I'm way too rock and roll.
21:47First thing out of her mouth was, I don't do all that.
21:50That's a stereotype.
21:51We don't smile like Miss America.
21:53Like, it's all about personality and who you are.
21:55The whole pageant thing is really new to me.
21:57We don't have that in California.
21:58We do.
21:59I'm the current California Entertainer of the Year.
22:01Shangela is California Miss EOI, honey, and she is really passionate about that.
22:05She definitely let us all know.
22:07I've been in California working it longer than you have.
22:10I adore Shangela, but when I see that little glimpse of, like, entitlement, when you've only been doing drag for
22:15minutes, I don't think it's cool.
22:18I think you have to be an artist.
22:19It sounds to me like you're saying that people who compete in pageants aren't performance artists.
22:23Oh, stop it, Shangela.
22:24I didn't say that.
22:24I'm listening.
22:25How is it your art form if you're doing the art under somebody else's rules?
22:30You can defend her because it's your best time defending her because she's right.
22:33Shangela decided that when you start talking about a pageant, they're attacking her.
22:37Gross, like the West Side Story, but she's just like, ha, ha, ha.
22:40It's not part of our drag culture, though.
22:42I think this is a really, really new thing.
22:44Well, then you all defeated yourself already.
22:46No, I don't want to be in a pageant.
22:47No, but what if that's the performance I wanted to do?
22:52You're getting real confrontational with me, but I'm just saying other people could do unique forms of art and they
22:56could also win.
22:57I was kind of heated.
23:01Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:06Cover, girl.
23:07Put the bass in your walk.
23:10Head to toe.
23:11Let your whole body talk.
23:14And what?
23:15Hi, gorgeous lady.
23:17Hey guys.
23:18Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
23:21Hey, Michelle. How you doing?
23:23Good, gorgeous. How are you?
23:25I'm doing wonderful. It's going to be a great show.
23:28Makeup superstar Billy B is here. Hi, Billy.
23:31Hey, Rue.
23:32Debbie Matanopoulos.
23:34Hey, girl.
23:34Chloe Sevene. Hey, Scorpio sister.
23:37Hello.
23:38I'm feeling very Scorpio tonight.
23:41Good. I'm a double Scorpio, so watch out.
23:44Now, for this week's challenge, our queens went live, serving up morning newscast realness.
23:51Are you ready to take a little time to enjoy this view?
23:55Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
24:01First up, Delta Work.
24:04Look out, Daryl Hannah. She's making a splash.
24:07I think today I'm just channeling, like, Mae West or something.
24:10Like, maybe it's, like, Sally Kirkland, like, bad on the red carpet.
24:13We found Nemo.
24:14Yes. Up next, Shangela. Donatella would approve.
24:18Who? As I'm coming down the runway, I feel wind with me. It's like that Beyonce feel.
24:23Where everywhere you go, you got wind.
24:24Sell the garment.
24:25Go ahead. Go ahead, girl.
24:27Fly, butterfly.
24:30Carmen Carrera. What could she be reading about?
24:32I handmade that whole thing, so I'm just hoping nothing falls off.
24:36There's no strap to my top, so if that comes off, then it's like, you guys are going to see
24:40my titties.
24:41Who says the newspaper industry is dead?
24:44Mariah.
24:45She wore blue velvet.
24:47I feel like I have a fabulous look. It's clean. It's elegant.
24:50I love that gown.
24:51I'm getting Vanessa Williams from this, too.
24:53Oh, yes.
24:55Alexis Mateo.
24:56Wow.
24:58Cha-cha.
24:59I'm just giving RuPaul a lot of personality and being very cha-cha, very Latina.
25:03Turn the beat around.
25:04Go ahead, Charo.
25:05All we need is a trapeze.
25:07Oh!
25:08Ooh.
25:09India Farah.
25:10This is her more tasteful sister.
25:12I'm giving a little glamorous India, you know, kind of old Hollywood.
25:15I don't have my breastplate on because, you know, I'm showing them a versatile side of me.
25:19She's a lady.
25:20She's giving a little bit of ginger from Gilligan's Island.
25:23Stacey Lane Matthews.
25:25Wow.
25:26It's very Mad Max.
25:28I'm in this lovely dress, and the first thing I think about is smile, bitch.
25:32They're really enjoying it because they haven't seen this side of me before.
25:35I feel like she has a puppy on her head.
25:37Is that a puppy on her head?
25:39Manila Luzon.
25:40Oh!
25:41Is that a bomb?
25:42Everybody down!
25:43I'm just swaying my hips and smiling and showing off my purse and having a gale time.
25:50Did you Tina Knowles a real pineapple?
25:52Honey, it's a TKO.
25:53You better work.
25:54Tina Knowles original.
25:56Jada Sophia.
25:58Oh, my goodness.
26:00Quez cassette.
26:01Something wicked this way comes.
26:03I'm bringing hairy horns, the cape, and I take it off.
26:08Look at that body.
26:09She says, Karma Carrera, you're not the only one.
26:11Yes.
26:12Hunty.
26:12Drive this.
26:14Last but not least, Raja.
26:16Oh.
26:18It's fashion week.
26:19Yes, it is.
26:21Oh, yes.
26:21I'm really, really inspired by things where Coco and Marie Antoinette
26:24all things sort of French.
26:26Let them eat cake.
26:27Anna Wintour will run that in the spring.
26:29Yeah.
26:29Even Gautier.
26:30Remember who did that?
26:31We've got our cover.
26:31For sure.
26:32Yeah.
26:36Ladies, I asked you to dazzle us.
26:38And dazzle you did.
26:40After this week's main challenge, morning television will never be the same.
26:45You hear that, Kathie Lee?
26:47Earlier, the judges screened your full live newscast.
26:52Now, ladies, I have a little news for you.
26:55Alexis Mateo, you have immunity this week.
26:58You're safe.
27:00Raja, Jada Sophia, Carmen Carrera, Delta Work.
27:05You're all safe.
27:08You may leave the stage.
27:16Ladies, the five of you represent the best and the worst of this week.
27:25It's time for the judges' critiques.
27:28Let's start with Manila.
27:30As over the top as the performance was, I really enjoyed it.
27:33You, Clifton Cavarali, my brother, whole fun.
27:36I literally cried.
27:38I mean, I thought that it was brilliant on so many levels.
27:44Manila was a star tonight with that type of thing.
27:47It cannot be half-assed.
27:48And you went completely there, did not break character.
27:50It was fantastic.
27:51But as far as the look goes, it's absolutely flawless.
27:54It was so wrong that it was so right.
27:57Yes, exactly.
27:57And truthfully, if you're going to be groundbreaking,
27:59some eggs have got to be broken to make an omelet.
28:01Now, if someone watching tonight were offended by what you did,
28:04how would you answer to that?
28:05I don't think we have enough Asian people in pop culture.
28:08So I'm here to entertain.
28:10I'm here to be farcical and just trying to do my job.
28:16All right, next up, Sharangela.
28:18The accessories might have been a little over the top for my taste.
28:21Maybe one of the bracelets would have worked better.
28:23I think that it could be a little bit less eye makeup.
28:26I loved this look tonight for you.
28:28I thought it was very pretty, very sassy.
28:30Not so much stuff lighting up and lanterns and this, that, and the other thing.
28:34Now, gossip on the radio is my thing.
28:37And you served it.
28:38You did a great, great job.
28:40You could tomorrow go to any local show in this market in Los Angeles and say,
28:44I want to do your entertainment news on a Friday.
28:47Take a shot on me.
28:48And I think they'd have a hard time telling you no.
28:49What I saw in that broadcast is what the potential I saw in your audition.
28:54And I'm very proud of you, Mama.
28:57India Farrah, what was it like broadcasting live as our weather girl?
29:02I had so much confusion going on.
29:04I didn't know where to go.
29:05Cue cards were on the sides.
29:06Like, I was lost, definitely.
29:08When India came out, I was very impressed with her grace and posture.
29:11But the dress, not so much.
29:13It was you reciting what they told you to say.
29:18And I think it did fall flat.
29:20What I wanted to see was more of you.
29:23I want to know what's keeping you from busting out.
29:26Honestly, I don't know.
29:27I don't know if it's nervousness.
29:28I don't know what to tell you.
29:30But the time to jump on it is yesterday.
29:36Next up, the queen we call Mariah.
29:39I think she's stunning.
29:40I mean, absolutely beautiful.
29:41I think if I saw you, I think you were a real woman.
29:43I mean, I think you could give Naomi a run for her money, you know, on any catwalk.
29:46But Naomi would probably throw a phone at her.
29:47I would catch it and throw it back.
29:49When the interviewing process started, I was getting a little concerned.
29:53And then it turned for the better.
29:55So you're better known for the heels.
29:57But you're becoming quite the man-eater.
29:59Mariah, you are what we call a grower, not a shower.
30:02When the interviewing process started, I was getting a little concerned.
30:05And then it turned for the better.
30:07But I thought you looked stunning.
30:09I agree with what Michelle said.
30:10However, they don't give you a second shot.
30:12Three, two, one, the camera's on.
30:13Sink or swim right now because nobody cares.
30:15It's live.
30:17Stacey Lane Matthews.
30:19When she first came out, I thought maybe she had a little Yorkie on her head.
30:22The hair was very confusing to me.
30:25So now, Chloe, you're a Yorkie lover.
30:26Is that what you're saying?
30:28I actually don't like animals.
30:30I love the way you look.
30:32You know what I loved most of all?
30:33Your smile, honey.
30:35You lit up tonight.
30:36On the broadcast, you did put a lot of thought into it.
30:38Almost too much.
30:40You got so into trying so hard to memorize and memorize that you forgot to be you.
30:45There seems to be something blocking you from completely blooming in this competition.
30:51After thinking everything over last night, I feel like I lifted something from myself.
30:54And I'm ready to work.
30:55I'm ready to show you who Stacey is.
30:57Well, you said that last week, Stacey.
31:00Thank you, ladies.
31:02While you untuck in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
31:07Thank you, ladies.
31:08You may leave the stage.
31:10All right.
31:10Just between us gargurls, what do you think?
31:14Let's start with Manila.
31:16The makeup to me was a little heavy.
31:18Yes, the makeup was heavy.
31:19But I don't know.
31:19There's just something about Manila tonight that was a win-win situation for me.
31:22I love Manila because I agree she's fearless and she's an equal opportunity offender.
31:27It doesn't mean you're racist.
31:28You hate everybody, including your own race.
31:30Then it's funny.
31:31Because if you can't hate yourself, how the hell are you going to hate somebody else?
31:33You can hate anybody else.
31:34I say it all the time.
31:34All right.
31:35Up next, Shangela.
31:37This is a tough one because she did a really good job, too.
31:39She impressed me, you know, in all aspects.
31:41And I think her personality really showed through.
31:43I wasn't 100% sold on the dress this evening, but I loved the character.
31:47She did a great job with it.
31:48Her personality jumped through the television and just tugged at your heart.
31:54I really, I wanted to go have lunch with her.
31:56India Farah.
31:57It was hard to watch.
31:58It was hard to watch.
31:59It was hard to watch, yeah.
31:59I feel for the girl, but I wasn't impressed.
32:02She has the gift of us telling her exactly what to do, and she's still not doing it.
32:07Good point.
32:07I thought the dress was horrible, I thought the performance was horrible, I thought the makeup was horrible.
32:12This is $75,000 and a huge title.
32:13Yes, absolutely.
32:14Mariah.
32:15Listen, I gotta admit, her performances do leave me a little flat.
32:18She looked like a professional journalist, but acted like it was a school project in ATL.
32:25Stacey Lane Matthews, every time she gets up here, she's saying, I'm gonna start being me tomorrow.
32:31Chloe, do you believe her?
32:33Not if she keeps saying it.
32:35She keeps saying it.
32:35Watching the newscaster, I did not see anything spectacular brought to it.
32:39Did not see a character.
32:40Maybe.
32:41That's her idea of how bland newscasters are.
32:45It could be.
32:46And how boring a job that would be.
32:48Because she did look like a woman walking at the mall.
32:51She looked like just a lady on the number 110 bus uptown to me.
32:56The first thing that I thought was, that looks like the newscaster in Tupelo, Mississippi.
32:59It's true.
33:00That was the first thing I thought.
33:00All right.
33:01Silence.
33:03I've made my decision.
33:05Bring back the girls.
33:10Welcome back, ladies.
33:12Based on your live morning newscast, and your presentation on the main stage, I've made some decisions.
33:21Manila Luzon.
33:23This week you broke all the rules.
33:25You crossed the line of good taste.
33:26And you perpetuated stereotypes.
33:33Congratulations.
33:34You're the winner of this challenge.
33:39Not only are you safe from next week's elimination, but you also win a $2,000 gift certificate from Wig
33:47USA.
33:48I'm really excited that I won this challenge.
33:50I'm proud of myself.
33:51Yeah.
33:52Yeah.
33:53Yeah.
33:53Yeah.
33:54Yeah.
33:59Shangela, keep up the good work.
34:01You're safe.
34:04India Farah, as Khloe Kardashian once said, you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
34:14India, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination.
34:17I am disappointed that I'm in the bottom two again, but, you know, I came here to do a job,
34:21and that was to prove to everyone that told me that I couldn't do it, that I can do it.
34:25But, Mariah, listen to me, girl.
34:28You are resting on pretty, and while you rest, the other girls are going to race right past you.
34:37You're safe.
34:40Good luck.
34:45Stacey Lane Matthews, your brilliance comes in flashes, but those moments are too few and far between.
34:54I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
34:56I do not want to go home.
34:59Thank you, she ain't no kind of a cornfield, honey.
35:01Two queens, stand before me.
35:04Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and to save yourself from elimination.
35:12But time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
35:20Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
35:50I had this mentality.
35:51You know, just be fierce, be a bitch, give attitude, give everything that they need to keep me in this
35:56competition.
36:08I've worked so hard to get here.
36:09The only thing standing between me and the finish line is Stacey Lane Matthews, and I've got to take this
36:14bitch down.
36:16He looks good, good enough to eat, but believe me, lady, he belongs to me.
36:23When the ladies go, to be back real soon.
36:30Don't slap me.
36:33Ha ha!
36:34Because I'm not in the mood.
36:36When the ladies go, to be back real soon.
36:45Ladies, that was a close win.
36:51Stacey Lane Matthews.
36:55Shantae, you stay.
37:02India Farrah, your time at RuPaul's Drag Race has reached its climax, but your legendary journey has just begun.
37:12Now, sashay away.
37:15Thank you all.
37:20I'm definitely disappointed.
37:21Apparently, I'm not what the judges want.
37:23I'm not comedy.
37:24I'm not camp.
37:25I'm me, and I'm not going to change myself to fit someone else's standards.
37:28I can't reach it.
37:31Yeah, anyway.
37:36Condragulations, ladies.
37:37I see a lot of incredible talent on this stage, but America's next drag superstar has yet to emerge.
37:49Remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
37:53Can I get an amen in here?
37:55Amen.
37:55All right, now, let the music play.