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00:10We walk in the workroom this morning, and we see Elisa's message, and it's kind of sad.
00:14I mean, it was official.
00:15Week by week, we're all going to be going home.
00:18Keep it cute, ladies, shady sisters forever.
00:22Love, Alyssa.
00:23Look what you've done.
00:24That's what you've done, baby.
00:25It was either her or me, and I was not going home.
00:27Let's take a bow.
00:28Can we switch Jiggly for Alyssa?
00:29Yeah, I agree.
00:30Ooh!
00:31Yay!
00:34Being in the bottom two shook me.
00:37I feel like there's a target in the back of my head, and all these bitches are trying
00:40to assassinate me.
00:43They're calling you the silent killer, bitch, because everybody thought you were going to
00:47win the challenge.
00:47I mean, I did think I was going to win, but I understand why I didn't win, because I'm
00:51too quiet.
00:52You're too quiet, bitch.
00:52I was quiet because I was trying to focus.
00:55My strategy isn't going to change, because I know that I prepared a package to beat these
00:59girls.
01:00So, I mean, I'm fine.
01:01Speak up, Michelle.
01:02Can everybody hear me?
01:03Get away.
01:05Ooh!
01:06Girl!
01:07You got she-mail.
01:09Yeah!
01:09There we go!
01:10Hello, dolls.
01:11Hi.
01:12I've come to pump you up, and I don't mean your lips.
01:16So get ready to beat your mug, pummel the runway, and fight for the spotlight.
01:21It's time for some-
01:26Just anything but the face.
01:28I'll get the money, mister.
01:29Just don't hurt my face, please.
01:34Hello, hello, hello!
01:36Hi!
01:39Now, ladies.
01:41As you know, padding is the foundation of drag.
01:45A queen's girlish figure depends on it.
01:47For today's mini-challenge, I want you to make an ass of yourself.
01:52Literally.
01:53Oh, pit crew!
01:55Woo!
01:57Woo!
01:58You have 30 minutes to put all this junk in yo' trunk.
02:03I'm dividing you into three groups.
02:06And the one queen from each group, with the juiciest ass, will win.
02:11Ready, set, stop!
02:13Woo-hoo!
02:14Give me those bones!
02:17Don't kick over my packing peanuts!
02:19I make fierce pads, but this ain't how I usually make my pads, y'all.
02:2230 minutes is not enough.
02:24You need at least a good hour to even start making pads.
02:27When making your ass, always draw the shape of Africa.
02:30That's it!
02:31Or as Latrice would say, the homeland.
02:33I'm Polynesian.
02:34Get it straight, honey.
02:35I thought we were doing an athletic challenge, so I'm gonna jock.
02:38Sorry about it.
02:43Okay, Ladykins, time's up.
02:46All right.
02:47Apple bottoms.
02:48Now, Jiggly is serving cellulite realness.
02:52Yes!
02:53That's how realness is!
02:54Now, walk that ass.
02:58Bottoms up.
03:00Shake it, don't break it.
03:01Fifi O'Hara.
03:03Now, that's what I call a power bottom.
03:05Seems like your pants are coming down, madame.
03:10Madame.
03:12Next up, the ghetto booties.
03:15Make it pop.
03:16Now, walk.
03:18Hips don't lie, but that ass do.
03:21Girl, can I get some fries with that shake?
03:23Damn!
03:25I had a proper ghetto booty.
03:27And I was the only one wearing lipstick.
03:30Next up, the badonkadonks.
03:32The badonkadonk booty.
03:34It's like a whole bunch of donkadonk-a-donk-a-donk-a-donk-a-donk-a-donk-a-donk-a
03:37-donk.
03:37Now, walk.
03:40Ass everywhere!
03:41Ass everywhere!
03:42Ass everywhere!
03:44Ooh!
03:45Two scoops.
03:46Ladies, all y'all is sassy assassins.
03:50But three of you really killed it.
03:52The winners of this mini-challenge are...
03:58Miss Fifi O'Hara.
04:00Miss Willem.
04:03Miss Chad Michael.
04:04Hey!
04:06Condragulations.
04:07If I were you, I'd hold on tight to my padded ass.
04:12Because for this week's main challenge, you'll be transforming yourselves into wrestling's trashiest fighters.
04:20The luscious ladies of the WTF.
04:24Yes!
04:25Woohoo!
04:26I am a big bitch.
04:27Who is gonna out-wrestle me?
04:30Nobody.
04:32Oh my god.
04:33I am not athletic at all.
04:36This week, you'll need to flex your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to become over-the-top wrestling characters.
04:44You'll compete in teams.
04:47Fifi O'Hara, Willem, Chad Michaels.
04:50Since you won the mini-challenge, you are team captains.
04:54You get to pick your queens, starting with Fifi.
04:58I'd have to go with Latrice.
05:01Yes!
05:03Dina.
05:04I will take Milan.
05:06Come on down, baby.
05:07Kenya.
05:10Princess.
05:12Miss Needles.
05:13I am a knock-owl.
05:15Ow.
05:16I didn't want Jiggly or Madame Laqueer because they're always complaining that their feet hurt or, you know, they don't
05:22want to do active stuff.
05:23LaShawn.
05:24There we go.
05:26Hi, Willem, it's between Jiggly and Madame Laqueer.
05:30I'm just praying, please pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me, pick me.
05:33Jiggly.
05:37All right, so that means that Chad gets Madame Laqueer.
05:42It feels kind of weird being like the last pig, you know, the weird boy, but I'm used to it,
05:48though.
05:49Each team needs to decide which two will play the heroines, or the faces, and which two will play the
05:56villains, or the heels.
05:58In a moment, you'll meet three pros who will coach you in the art of wrestling.
06:04Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win!
06:11Mama, you got a dream team here.
06:12I know, that's why I picked it.
06:14There's something very important.
06:15I had a previous injury in my right ankle.
06:22Right ankle doing a show.
06:24I didn't saw the step, and my ankle goes click, and suddenly I couldn't walk.
06:29So, are you gonna be okay? I mean, like, with your ankle?
06:32Don't worry about my ankle.
06:33I am gonna worry about it, because it's important.
06:35If your ankle's hurting, and you can't do something, you need to let me know, because I can't read your
06:39mind.
06:40Coming up!
06:43Put me down!
06:55I'm so happy with this team.
06:57I know, I'm excited.
06:58This challenge includes a lot of steps.
06:59We have to come up with a backstory, looks, costumes, moves, everything.
07:04I'm really good with balls, and being, like, stunted.
07:07I do stairs, I can do anything.
07:08I'm really excited, because I usually play people who get beat up, and I got my ass kicked on every
07:12major network.
07:13And we just make sure that we attitude, attitude, attitude.
07:17Wrestling isn't my thing.
07:19I'm not a violent person, so I'm a little concerned.
07:22We're gonna ace this, you guys. We don't pick that up.
07:29So, our challenge is to become wrestlers.
07:32We're the first team to go up and practice.
07:33And I see three humongous dudes just going at each other.
07:37Oh my God, this is real.
07:41I'm Hollywood's own Joey Ryan.
07:43Yo soy Héctor El Chido Canales.
07:46I'm Mr. KOS, the King of Submissions, Ryan Taylor.
07:50Let's now get into a little bit of the choreography.
07:53Go ahead and throw her under Ryan.
07:54Let me get my case.
07:55You're gonna catch her and fall.
07:58Then you fall on your back.
08:01Oh my God.
08:01Fall, bitch.
08:02As safely as possible.
08:09I'm worried LaShawn's not gonna actually get the concept of what she has to do here.
08:13Come on, girl. Come on.
08:15Atakala.
08:18Every one of my group's personalities are so loud.
08:21I'm not really like that.
08:23I'm really quiet and, you know, soft.
08:29Let's go, LaTriz.
08:32So the bad guys make their entrance.
08:34They cannot care less about the audience, right?
08:36Make us hate you.
08:37Be yourself.
08:38I got this.
08:39This is cake.
08:40Fuck y'all.
08:41I don't give a shit.
08:42New York motherfuckers.
08:43Brooklyn.
08:45Jiggly was very aggressive.
08:47Fuck y'all.
08:47I got this shit.
08:48And I was like, girl, take it down a notch.
08:50New York, baby.
08:52I'm not from New York.
08:53Oh, well.
08:54And you were good too.
08:57Princess is giving closed captioning while she's in stereo.
09:01We're going to demonstrate some holds for you.
09:03We were thinking of a body slam.
09:08Do you guys have a problem with that?
09:09I'm concerned that something could happen with my ankle.
09:13And making our team lose, I have a lot to be nervous about.
09:17Oh, come on, madame.
09:19My damn face is sick of looking at you.
09:23Get her out.
09:25Get her out.
09:27Take your time slow.
09:28Get me down.
09:28Good.
09:32Sorry.
09:33Ouch.
09:33You okay?
09:35I'm nervous about madame Laqueer.
09:37She's not as physical as the rest of us.
09:39She really has to push, push, and push through it.
09:43Ouch.
09:46Hello, hello, hello.
09:47Hi.
09:49Well, team Fifi O'Hara.
09:51Yes.
09:52Which team is the faces?
09:54It would be me and LaShawn.
09:56So, of course, these two are the heels.
09:58What is your story?
09:59They gave us the wrong treatment and then we grew beards instead.
10:02I see.
10:03And we're a little bitter about that.
10:04Are you actually going to be wearing beards?
10:06Yes.
10:06Now, that concerns me a little bit because the luscious ladies of the WTF need to be beautiful.
10:12I think our story will get across and it's not that they...
10:15But you're not the one who's going to be looking hideous, are you, darling?
10:19People watch wrestling because they want to be excited.
10:21They want to be turned on.
10:23They want beauty.
10:24Now, LaShawn, can you give me a little taste of what your good guy says?
10:28Oh, we've got to kick your ass.
10:31In wrestling, the good guys are just as loud and obnoxious as the bad guys.
10:35Is it fair to say that you're still working on it?
10:38You haven't sort of figured out yet?
10:38Yeah, we are still working on it.
10:39I mean, yeah, we are.
10:40I'm going to let you get back to it.
10:42All right.
10:42Bye, Ru.
10:44Team Willem, what's going on?
10:46Who on your team are the faces?
10:51Now, what are your costumes going to be like?
10:52Was that something that you made or you already had?
10:55We just embellished on top of it.
10:56Yeah, I see.
10:57And I'm embellishing on top of mine as well.
10:59Jiggly, you took some heat last week for your costumes.
11:01Yeah.
11:02You know, we are looking for the luscious ladies of the WTF.
11:06Oh, I'll be luscious.
11:07I'm not trying to be in that bottom two again.
11:10Gather round, dolls.
11:13Now, tomorrow at the WTF main event, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judges, NBA champions Rick Fox
11:22and John Sally.
11:26I think I'll tuck extra tight for Rick Fox and John Sally.
11:30Now, remember, safety first.
11:32But whatever you do, don't fuck it up.
11:35Bye, Ru.
11:38Coming up, bring on the Glamazons!
12:00Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to experience a female phenomenon?
12:09Bring on!
12:12Bring on the Glamazons!
12:19Oh, my God.
12:21Can you believe those bitter Bettys came in here to ask us for help?
12:24And I even let them use, like, my really good hair products.
12:27That product?
12:28Yeah.
12:29That's the hair growing tonic.
12:32Stop!
12:33Mira.
12:34Mi cabello.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Perra!
12:37You.
12:38Look what you did in her hair.
12:39Are you upset because you can't handle all this fishiness?
12:42Your plastic hair and your plastic tits and your plastic ass.
12:45We'll handle healing.
12:47Bring it.