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00:06Jesus is a biscuit, let's stop you up, babe!
00:11Walking in today to Jiggly being gone is obviously mind-boggling because there's only six people
00:16left.
00:17Stop you!
00:19That's a lot of lipstick.
00:21To my bitches, love y'all to death, Jiggly Caliente.
00:25At least the lipsticks on the mirror are not on her teeth for once.
00:27Bye, girl, bye!
00:30That was my first time in the bottom two.
00:32I wasn't happy to be up there, and I know I was trying to be pretty at least.
00:36Did it humble you?
00:37It didn't add any humility to me.
00:40Humble pie is what Willem should be.
00:43If it was anybody else other than Jiggly, she would've went home last night.
00:48Girl, you were so pissy and fussy up there, girl.
00:50Any way to keep my dress moving and to keep me sparkling a little bit.
00:54Mew Mew doesn't make talent, honey.
00:56My last performance wasn't my best.
00:58But it was enough to keep me here.
01:00You girls told me to take those damn white contacts out of my eyes before runway, and
01:04I didn't.
01:04I said I wanted them, they looked pretty, and they totally got me.
01:08So now I have to serve up some girly girl nonsense.
01:10Can you leave your gothic and your vampire, that type of look aside, and just do glamorous,
01:15pretty.
01:16But I think I am glamorous.
01:18Can I do a lemming look?
01:19Sure, I can throw myself off of a cliff with you, but I don't want to.
01:22Well, congratulations, whore.
01:24Fifi.
01:24Two challenges ago, I was in bottom three, and now I'm in the top.
01:28So Fifi, what took you so long?
01:31Ooh, girl.
01:33You got she-mail.
01:35You know, there are two things I don't like about you.
01:39What?
01:39Your face.
01:42Ladies, keep your friends close, and your frenemies even closer.
01:46Cause in this competition, even the mirror has two faces.
01:50Yeah, and one of them's cracked.
01:52Shut up!
01:52Oh, you shut up!
01:54I'm not listening to you, la la la la la la la la.
01:57Bitch, I'll be waiting for your ass in the parking lot, bitch.
02:02Hello, hello, hello!
02:03Hello!
02:05Ladies, in a competition, people can say one thing to your face, and then talk smack behind
02:10your back.
02:11Sometimes, it's hard to know who your real friends are.
02:14For today's mini-challenge, I'm not looking for a winner or a loser.
02:18I'm looking for the truth, and you can't handle the truth, girl.
02:23One by one, you'll be hooked to a lie detector.
02:28A little lady go by the name of Polly Graf.
02:31Noah, I thought you did.
02:34I'm worried she's gonna ask me some questions I don't want to answer.
02:37Time to spill it, girls.
02:45Welcome, darling.
02:47Now, I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
02:50You answer each with a simple yes or no.
02:53Is that clear?
02:54Yes.
02:55John, are you all set?
02:57I am.
02:58Are you now, or have you ever been a biological woman?
03:03No.
03:05Have you ever worn women's clothing?
03:08Yes.
03:10Do you sleep in the nude?
03:12No.
03:14Just as I suspect it.
03:16If Sharon Needles were the last ladyboy on Earth, would you kai-kai with her?
03:21No.
03:23If Fifi O'Hara was the last ladyboy on Earth, would you kai-kai with her?
03:29Yes.
03:31If Willem were the last ladyboy on Earth, would you kai-kai with her?
03:36No.
03:36If Latrice were the last ladyboy on Earth, would you kai-kai with her?
03:42Yes.
03:43Yes.
03:43Yes.
03:46Interesting.
03:48Do you think Willem is prettier than you?
03:51Yes.
03:52No.
03:53No.
03:55Have you ever talked shade behind Chad Michael's back?
03:58No.
03:59Do you think you could win a lip-sync for your life against Sharon Needles?
04:05Yes.
04:06Have you ever lied about your age?
04:09Yes.
04:11Fascinating.
04:12Do you think Willem is annoying?
04:15Yes.
04:16Have you ever looked at the pit crew with lust in your heart?
04:19No.
04:20No.
04:20Yes.
04:22Do you like my line of Iron Fist shoes?
04:25Yes.
04:26Yes.
04:26Yes.
04:28Last question.
04:30Are you the future of drag?
04:33Yes.
04:34Yes.
04:35Yes.
04:36Yes.
04:37Your questioning is over.
04:39I will supply the FBI with a copy of your transcripts.
04:46Ladies, the results are in.
04:48In addition to the truth, your answers reveal to me a lot about your different personality
04:53types.
04:54Now, I've arranged you in two lines.
05:23And look at the queen directly across from you.
05:26Busted showgirl.
05:54Busted showgirl.
05:56Busted showgirl.
05:57I don't sing live, boo-boo.
05:58There's a reason why I lip sync.
06:00In the tradition of famous frenemies like Joan Crawford and Betty Davis.
06:04It's time to make nice girls or just fake it.
06:08You know, like I'm always doing.
06:11Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
06:17See ya.
06:18Bye, bro.
06:20OMG.
06:24Have you listened to it yet?
06:25No.
06:26It seems like the mindset amongst the queens is that you're only as good as your last performance.
06:30But I'm a singer.
06:32I have a band.
06:32And I plan to win this challenge.
06:34And I want to prove that I'm not just some lip syncing queen.
06:37I think it's kind of natural, too, because my voice is probably an octave higher than yours, so it'll sound
06:42good.
06:43At least my addresses don't make them blind.
06:46I do.
06:49Okay.
06:50Sharon, why don't we do, like, the alphabet, like a wicked thing?
06:55More like devil and angel.
06:57It's better.
06:58That's how people see us.
07:00I'm not sure how Fifi and Sharon are going to work together.
07:03They're the most opposite.
07:05And they've also had a little tiff.
07:06Should we rewind that back?
07:08Tired-ass showgirl.
07:10Tired-ass showgirl.
07:11Lisa, I am a showgirl, bitch.
07:12Go back to Party City where you belong.
07:14If the chemistry's not there, then it shows through on stage.
07:18Well, we can play off that showgirl Party City thing.
07:21We can just write Party City busted showgirl.
07:24That's who you are.
07:25Busted showgirl, which I'm sure you don't want to say about yourself.
07:28The only thing I'm really nervous about on this challenge is I can't stand Sharon.
07:33And that probably won't change.
07:34You want to call me post-mortem glam or Party City spook?
07:38I think Party City spook is good.
07:40I don't want to call you glamorous.
07:44I wouldn't consider Fifi a frenemy.
07:46I'd consider her an enemy.
07:48And that's it.
07:51Coming up.
07:52I'm going to help ground Willem a little bit more.
07:54Oh, I'm going to turn her out.
07:55She's going to be a whore.
07:56Oh, dear.
07:57My heels always heighten the mood.
08:00My balloons have attitude.
08:10I wear heels that heighten the mood.
08:13I do it so much better.
08:14I do it so much better.
08:15I do it so much better.
08:16I do it so much.
08:17I do it better than you should do.
08:20This challenge is so tough because we basically have to create a nightclub act.
08:25And we're singing it live.
08:26I do it so much better.
08:28I do it so much.
08:29I do it so much.
08:29I do it so much.
08:30I do it so much.
08:31Neither Dita nor myself sing.
08:33And it was hard.
08:35I do.
08:37We sound like two sick cats.
08:40Hello, hello, hello.
08:42Hi.
08:42Hi, Rue.
08:43Chad Michaels and Dita Ritz.
08:45So what's your plan?
08:46Well, our plan is a classic sister act, truly reading each other down the runway.
08:51Listen, there are two other teams, and you've got to have something that's going to stand
08:55out.
08:56Dita, what do you think that Chad has that you don't have?
08:59I'm a bit more of a kind of younger, around the way type of look with my drag.
09:03Chad, what about you?
09:04What do you think that Dita has that you don't?
09:06She's not afraid to, you know, fall on her face or to fail.
09:10I want to be surprised.
09:11I want to be entertained.
09:13Trust me, they're coming for you.
09:14Yeah.
09:14Thanks, RuPaul.
09:15All right.
09:17Sharon Needles.
09:18Sifi O'Hara.
09:19How's it going?
09:20Other than working with my frenemy, I guess it's going okay.
09:23Why do you think you two were paired together?
09:24We kind of hate each other.
09:26Really?
09:27A lot of co-stars don't particularly like each other, but somehow it creates this sort
09:31of chemistry on screen that actually works.
09:34Are either of you singers?
09:35I am.
09:35Yeah, we both are kind of singers.
09:37Wow.
09:38All right, so do a little preview act for me.
09:42Okay.
09:43Ready?
09:43All right.
09:43So do you want to put our choreography with it as well?
09:46Let's sing it right now.
09:47Let's do that.
09:47Okay, we'll just sing it, because choreography, we're working on real hard.
09:50Okay.
09:50I'm white, girl.
09:52Oh, dear.
09:52Ready?
09:53Here we go.
09:53Uh-huh.
09:54My heels always heighten the mood.
09:56My balloons have attitude.
10:01People never think I'm a dad.
10:03Yeah, right.
10:05Wow, was that harmony there?
10:07There's a lot of stuff going on there.
10:08Sharon really wants to do this like heavy metal voice.
10:10You're like, oh, hell no.
10:12I'm going to let you get back to work.
10:13Okay.
10:14I know I'm going to do a good job.
10:16Sharon better not fuck it up, because I'm going to be pissed.
10:18Willem and Latrice.
10:20Hello.
10:20Do either of you sing in your acts?
10:22I regularly do.
10:24Most of my act is with a live band.
10:26Now, Latrice, what do you think Willem has that you don't have?
10:30When I first met Willem, I was not featuring her at all.
10:33She was not the feature presentation.
10:35I'm a quiet, confident where she's very vocal about it.
10:38What does Latrice have that you don't have?
10:40I would love to have some of that quiet confidence instead of my confidence that some people mistake for cockiness.
10:46I'm going to help ground Willem a little bit more.
10:48We're going to calm her down.
10:50Yeah.
10:50Let your work speak for itself.
10:53So what is the gimmick for your outfits?
10:56We're going to be pretty and pink.
10:57Oh, pretty and pink.
10:58Is that enough of a gimmick?
11:00I'm going to turn her out.
11:01Oh, yeah?
11:01She's going to be a whore.
11:02You kids have your work cut out for you.
11:04I'm going to let you get back to it.
11:05Okay, okay.
11:06All right, wonderful.
11:07Let's just do what we want to do and do it well.
11:10All right, ladies, gather around.
11:13Later today, you'll have a chance to work on your acts with the composer of Better Than You,
11:18my songwriting partner and producer, Lucien Piani.
11:22Very cool.
11:23And tomorrow on the main stage, you'll be making your NYX Cosmetics nightclub debut
11:28in front of our extra special guest judges, the wonderful actress and poker champion, Jennifer Tilly.
11:34Wow.
11:35I love Jennifer Tilly.
11:37Academy Award nominee Jennifer Tilly.
11:40It doesn't get better than that.
11:42And the always fabulous Pamela Anderson will be here.
11:46Shut up.
11:47Shut up.
11:49Honey, I grew up watching Pamela Anderson.
11:51She's sickening.
11:51She's the blonde bombshell.
11:52And you'll be judged as a team.
11:57That means one pair will be the winner.
11:59And one pair will have to lip sync for their lives.
12:03Why, RuPaul?
12:04Why are you doing this to us?
12:07All right, frenemies.
12:08Good luck and don't fuck it up.
12:10Thanks, Ru.
12:11Bye, Ru.
12:11Bye, Ru.
12:12This is crazy.
12:13First time in history we all have to lip sync against each other.
12:16Like, that could be an emotional lip sync.
12:18What do you guys think about, like, having to lip sync against your teammate?
12:21Uh, well, that's a wrench in the program, but...
12:24I'm not making plans to do it.
12:27If Willem and Latrice get in the bottom together, buy Willem.
12:31Honey, cause Latrice know how to buck.
12:33Girl, Latrice is gonna wear her out.
12:36Fifi's rolling her eyes and talking about me,
12:38and everybody's saying I suck, but they can fuck themselves.
12:42Coming up.
12:43I would just say, like, the more vindictive you can be...
12:46Oh, well, we got that going.
12:48Then you.
12:49Then you.
12:52I don't want to look like an idiot.
12:54I do it so much better.
12:56Don't Christina it out.
12:58Bitch, shut up.
12:59Bitch, shit.
13:07Hi, I'm Willem.
13:09Latrice, how are you?
13:10Hi, nice to meet you. I'm Lucian.
13:11Lucian is RuPaul's producer.
13:13Like, he's the man behind the magic.
13:15So you guys ready to perform for me, and then we'll take it from there?
13:18Sure.
13:19We'll come out to here, do the first lines.
13:22We'll move around the whole show, and then on the I'm so much better, then we'll start walking.
13:26Oh.
13:26You know what I mean? What, what?
13:28Yeah, I thought we were gonna do our lines as we walk.
13:30Oh, okay, that's fine.
13:31Yeah, I think that's better.
13:32Okay.
13:33Are you guys ready?
13:34We're ready.
13:35Cue playback.
13:39I'm Latrice, and I'm the host show.
13:41Um, it's a competition.
13:43I thought you know.
13:45I'm legendary.
13:46Makeup abuser.
13:47Alright, make sure you say I'm a legendary.
13:49I'm a legendary.
13:50Yeah, just make it clear that you're being interrupted.
13:52Okay, got you.
13:53I'm a legendary.
13:54Wait.
13:56I'm a legendary.
13:57Makeup abuser.
13:59But I'm the best at being.
14:01No, you're a loser.
14:03I do it so much better than.
14:07It's every man for themselves.
14:09If Latrice misses a line, I'm gonna steamroll through it with my next line.
14:13I do it so much.
14:14I do it so much.
14:15I do it so much.
14:17I do it so much.
14:17I do it so much.
14:18I do it so much better than.
14:19Than you.
14:22To be late is to be left.
14:24Boom.
14:25Yeah.
14:25No.
14:25I would just say the more vindictive you can be with each other.
14:29Oh, well we got that going.
14:32I do it so much better.
14:34I do it so much better.
14:35I do it so much better.
14:56I do it so much better.
15:03Much better.
15:05So better than.
15:07I know that in his head, Lucian is reading.
15:10He's like, these bitches are fucking my song up right now.
15:13Better than you.
15:14A little rough on some of the cues there.
15:16If you don't get the lines across and you guys are just doing physical comedy, they'll
15:20be like, why did she fall down on the stage or why did this happen?
15:23Really concentrate on the lyrics and getting those down and then like, have fun.
15:27There's a certain level of expectation for me because I've been in the business for
15:3020 years.
15:31I don't want to look like an idiot in front of America.
15:34Can you play that?
15:36Cheesecake.
15:36Fake it.
15:37Please don't break it.
15:38I'm a legendary.
15:39Wait.
15:40Ready?
15:41I'm a legendary.
15:42Makeup abuser.
15:44Chad and Dita seemed a little less prepared.
15:46They struggled a little bit with the timing of the lyrics.
15:51Makeup abuser.
15:53Okay.
15:53Okay.
15:54In a performance like this, you guys really gotta like, step it up.
15:57The stress point of the rehearsal was vocalization.
16:00When you throw the choreography in there with it, it's getting a little hairy.
16:03Then you.
16:04Then you.
16:07We have a little work to do here.
16:12I wear heels that heighten the mood.
16:15My balloons have an attitude.
16:18I'm a legendary.
16:20Makeup abuser.
16:20I do it so much better.
16:22I do it so much better.
16:24I do it so much better.
16:25Yeah.
16:26We need a little work.
16:29I guess I'm a little confused by the opera stuff.
16:33Because I'm an angel and I'm going to do like a Disney character type of look.
16:36And I'm a devil.
16:37I'm supposed to scream one of my, I do it so much better.
16:41Okay.
16:42Like, I do it so much better.
16:44Yeah, we'll see.
16:45And then back to our normal.
16:47Oh, okay.
16:48Okay.
16:48But why don't we run it again and you guys.
16:50Can we just sync, just do it normal with no gimmicks or anything right now.
16:56I wear heels that heighten the mood.
16:59My balloons have an attitude.
17:02I do it so much better than you.
17:07I do it so much better.
17:09I do it so much better.
17:10I do it so much.
17:11I do it so much.
17:12Okay, okay.
17:13I feel like you guys are just trying to sing this a little too much.
17:17The vocals are upstaging the lyrics.
17:18You don't have to do the vocal stuff a little bit.
17:20Don't Christina it out.
17:26Bitch, shut up.
17:28That's fine, we'll talk it.
17:29Let's just like go through the end part.
17:32I do it so much better.
17:34I do it so much better.
17:35I do it so much.
17:36I do it so much.
17:37I do it so much.
17:37I do it so much.
17:38I do it so much.
17:39I do it so much better than you.
17:40Shit.
17:41Let's try that again.
17:42I do it so much better.
17:43I do it so much better.
17:45I do it so much.
17:46I do it so much.
17:47I do it so much.
17:48I do it so much.
17:49Fucking shit.
17:51Sharon has no rhythm, and if our rhythm is off, then the music's off, and then our beats
17:55are off, and then it's just all going to be off, and I'm not going to be in the bottom
17:58two because Sharon is off.
18:00It doesn't even fully seem like you're totally present right now.
18:03I don't even know what that is.
18:04There'll always be tension between me and Fifi.
18:07She's that squeaky princess that just needs to be whapped over the head with a 2x4.
18:12You guys have to bring your egg in.
18:16Coming up.
18:17You guys should have been funnier.
18:19I love that you were trying the harmonies, but they're a little bit off.
18:22I love their voices together, but then I'm tone deaf.
18:33Down the rabbit hole, darling.
18:35I do it so much better than you.
18:38No, you don't.
18:39It is showtime, ladies and gentlemen.
18:41We have to perform duets.
18:43Not lip syncing.
18:45Not recorded in the studio.
18:46Live, bitches.
18:52Do you notice that Willem is low energy today?
18:54She seems really quiet, girl.
18:56Usually Willem has these one-liners that she just shoots out and throws, but she's not
19:00speaking to anyone, and she just doesn't seem like herself.
19:04How are you feeling today?
19:05You all right?
19:06What?
19:06Are you feeling okay?
19:08Um, yeah.
19:09It's nothing to do with this.
19:11Nothing?
19:14I'm a little worried because we're being judged as a couple.
19:18This definitely could affect our performance.
19:22I think you seem really distracted today.
19:23No, I'm not.
19:24I'm fine.
19:24Are we okay?
19:25Once the red light's on, I'm there.
19:26Okay.
19:27All right.
19:27Don't worry.
19:31I'm just gonna ham it up on stage.
19:34When Rue says, you guys are the winner of this challenge, I'll like it permanently if
19:38we win this together.
19:39Yeah, we fumbled yesterday on the runway, but we understand that this is an important challenge,
19:44so put all differences aside, let's win this challenge.
19:46Oh my God, you're a showgirl now.
19:48Oh my God.
19:48You're like me.
19:50Fifi and Sharon, surprisingly, are getting along.
19:53Is this for real?
19:54Sharon is the showgirl.
19:56I'm just temporarily playing the role of a Fifi.
19:59I'm getting to like Fifi a little more, but now it's just upgraded to hate.
20:07Who is slamming the fucking counter while I'm doing liquid?
20:10Girl, the counter moves.
20:11No, so I'm gonna just slam something shut twice.
20:13Well, everyone tiptoe around Willem's liquid.
20:16Shut the fuck up.
20:24I miss my drag family now so bad.
20:27I work with some of the weirdest, most interesting performers, I think, in America.
20:31If we're not freaking them out, we're not working it out.
20:33That is just the name of the game in the house of Hunt.
20:36If we go too long without seeing and talking, we try to have a potluck dinner at my house,
20:40and everybody comes over for drinks.
20:42I wanna come over to dinner at your house.
20:43Yeah, absolutely.
20:43You too, bitch.
20:44Absolutely.
20:45Bitch, we cooked the house down, honey.
20:47I always thought I was so fucking interesting before I came here.
20:49But like, your guys' lives sound like so much more fun.
20:53I haven't come from a drag family because I didn't come up through the club system like most people have.
20:57I've been on TV most of my life for the past ten years.
21:01I am a little weak in the friend department because of it.
21:04I can't believe you don't have like a strong drag family.
21:06No.
21:07I need them.
21:08I couldn't live without them.
21:29Hey, guys.
21:31Hey, baby.
21:32Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
21:35It's my evil twin, Michelle Visage.
21:38Yes, and a big domo arigato to you.
21:42Lucien Piani, my partner in crime.
21:44Hey, it's so good to see you.
21:45How are my girls?
21:46They're really amazing.
21:47Did you sleep with any of them?
21:48Two of them.
21:50Jennifer Tilly, you're looking beautiful tonight.
21:54Well, thank you.
21:55The monkey glands are working.
21:57And Pamela Anderson.
21:59Hey, Soul Sister.
22:00I finally made it.
22:01Thanks for having me.
22:02You look gorgeous.
22:02This old thing.
22:04This week, the queens were challenged to perform a duet with their best frenemies.
22:10Tonight, on the main stage, they're going to make their live nightclub debut.
22:14Are you ready for some double trouble?
22:17Gentlemen, start your engines.
22:19And may the best woman win.
22:24First up, Latrice and Willem.
22:27I'm Latrice.
22:28And I'm the host show.
22:29Ah, it's a competition.
22:31I thought you'd know.
22:32Well, at least my mustache don't show.
22:35I do it so much better than you.
22:38Excuse me, sir.
22:40Uh-huh.
22:40I feel good vibes coming from this.
22:43I do.
22:44Willem is in it to win it.
22:45I'm in it to win it.
22:46Let's do this damn thing.
22:48Your lip sync is always behind.
22:50At least my dresses don't make them blind.
22:53I do it so much better than you.
22:59I'm a legendary makeup abuser.
23:01I'm the best at being a loser.
23:06All the jokes land.
23:08Any chance to be on stage is a chance to shine.
23:10I do it so much better.
23:12I do it so much better.
23:13I do it so much better.
23:15I do it so much better.
23:16I do it so much better.
23:17I do it so much.
23:17I do it so much.
23:18I do it so much.
23:18I do it so much better than.
23:20Than you.
23:23So much better than you.
23:25Woo!
23:26Yeah!
23:27Fifi O'Hara and Sharon Needles.
23:30I wear heels that heighten the mood.
23:33My balloons have attitude.
23:35People never think that I'm a dude.
23:38You're right.
23:38I do it so much better than you.
23:42I do it so much better than you.
23:46Let's state facts.
23:47You're orange, not tan.
23:49This coming from Miss Marilyn Manson.
23:51Well, I'd rather be pale than have a tan in a can.
23:54I do it so much better than you.
23:59I think she added a teaspoon or two of Christina Agliera,
24:03but that's another matter.
24:04I'm a legendary makeup abuser.
24:07I'm the best at being a loser.
24:10I do it so much better.
24:12I do it so much better.
24:13I do it so much better than you.
24:19I could tell that the judges looked a little bored.
24:22I'm going to be so pissed if this cheesy song and dance number sends me out of here.
24:27So much better than you.
24:29Woo!
24:30Chad Michaels.
24:32Dita Ritz.
24:32Hello, Dita darling.
24:34Hello, Chad.
24:34How are you?
24:35I'm a legend.
24:36Well, that's debatable.
24:37I never.
24:37I wear heels that heighten the mood.
24:40My balloons have attitude.
24:43People never think that I'm a dude.
24:45I could hear my voice kind of shaking a little bit.
24:48And Paul is right in front of you.
24:50Don't fuck it up.
24:51When I do share, you can't take it.
24:54With all this cheesecake, I can't fake it.
24:57Cheesecake, fake it.
24:58Please don't break it.
24:59I do it so much better than you.
25:03But at least my face moves when I frown.
25:05I'm a legendary makeup abuser.
25:07I'm a best at being the loser.
25:10Oh!
25:11I do it so much better.
25:13I do it so much better.
25:14I do it so much better.
25:16I do it so much better than you.
25:22So much better than you.
25:24Ow!
25:25Dita, you bitch!
25:29Coming up.
25:30I feel a little like Paula Abdul because I love everything.
25:33But sometimes too much schtick can get in the way.
25:36The microphone was a bit close like she was going to swallow it.
25:44Welcome ladies.
25:46This week we asked you to combine your strengths and weaknesses
25:50to create one dynamic duo.
25:53So tonight, you'll be judged as a couple.
25:56First up, Willem and Latrice Royale.
25:59Tell us about your performance.
26:02She has definitely got me out my comfort zone a little bit.
26:04This is not exactly what I would do normally.
26:08But absolutely loving that I'm showcasing the curves and swerves
26:12and representing for the big girls.
26:14Do you feel that this outfit compromised your Christianity?
26:17Jesus is a biscuit.
26:18And I let him slap me up.
26:20So...
26:20Yes!
26:22You guys look amazing.
26:24I love the lingerie.
26:25The stockings.
26:26Your shoes are killer.
26:27Oh, they're Versailles.
26:28And that pratfall.
26:29I'm using that trick.
26:30That was some Vegas shit.
26:31But sometimes too much schtick can get in the way.
26:34You two are sort of like a Laurel and Hardy or a Jane Russell, Marilyn Monroe sort of combination.
26:40You're really different but you work so well together and I really enjoyed it.
26:44Thank you, ladies.
26:46I just have to say one thing.
26:47What's that?
26:47America's Got Talent has nothing on this show.
26:50Ah, here, here.
26:50This is a great show.
26:51And there's so much talent on the stage, it's fun to see.
26:54Thanks, Pamela.
26:55Next up, Chad Michaels and Dita Ritt.
26:58Hi.
26:58So, Dita, who did it better?
27:00Oh.
27:01Just say it, bitch.
27:02I will say me.
27:04What about you, Chad?
27:05Of course, darling.
27:06It was me.
27:07Sorry.
27:09I was getting a cavity listening to you, too.
27:11It was so Roxy and Velma.
27:13It was very Chicago, which I love.
27:15Well, I feel a little like Paula Abdul because I loved everything.
27:19Dita, sometimes when you get really, really a little bit of the vocals.
27:24I think the jokes may have fallen a little flat because you couldn't hear what you were saying.
27:30Next up, Sharon Needles and Fifi O'Hara.
27:33How'd it feel up there?
27:35Me and Fifi have had some bad blood here.
27:37I've always found it kind of hard to be accepted by glamorous pageanty queens.
27:41And I took a little bit of that mindset into this competition.
27:44Calling her a pageant queen, is that a read?
27:47Sharon, you could learn something from pageant queens.
27:50You're not losing Sharon Needles in this glam look.
27:52I love this hair.
27:53It's gorgeous on you.
27:54I should have done this along.
27:55This is some country croc hair.
27:57I think you guys are great.
27:58And you look a little Jenna Dickinson, and you're a me.
28:00That's what I was channeling.
28:01I loved it.
28:02When you came down to the bottom of the stage, I loved that you were trying the harmonies.
28:06But they're a little bit off.
28:09I do feel like the comedy was underplayed.
28:12I think you guys should have been funnier.
28:15Y'all were almost too nice.
28:17It's a frenemies type of thing.
28:18You know, it's kind of like you're cutting on each other.
28:20It was hard to even hear if there was any shade in there.
28:25Thank you, ladies.
28:26While you untuck in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
28:31You may leave the stage.
28:34Just between us girls, what do you think?
28:37Willem and Latrice Royale.
28:39Latrice stepped out of her comfort zone, and it looked great.
28:42Vocally, I thought Willem could really sing.
28:44I did love their schtick that they did, but it kind of took over the song.
28:49A little less might have been a little bit more in this case.
28:51Well, I thought that their act was very polished.
28:54I really liked the choreography.
28:56I thought it was very smooth and it was very worked out.
28:58Now, would you have them open for you in Vegas?
29:01Yes.
29:01Especially with that little thing at the end when they threw the purse and she tripped or whatever.
29:05That was great.
29:06Chad Michaels and Dita Ritt, the ingenue and the veteran.
29:10The duo felt a little lopsided with Dita's energy being over the top.
29:13She was so energized, and that's a great thing, but that can also be detrimental sometimes.
29:18The microphone was a bit close, like she was going to swallow it.
29:21Now, is that a bad thing?
29:22Not normally.
29:24Alright, let's move on to Sharon Needles and Fifi O'Hara, the devil and the angel.
29:29They started with the harmonies, and I was like, oh my god, I'm so impressed.
29:32They're singing in harmonies.
29:33Uh-oh.
29:34Oh.
29:36I loved their voices together, but then I'm tone deaf.
29:40And I thought there could have been used a little more choreography at the beginning, but I have no rhythm,
29:45so.
29:46Yesterday, there was some undercurrent of tension between them.
29:50Oh.
29:50And then today, they seemed like they had their schtick together, they knew exactly what they were doing.
29:54But unfortunately, their schtick didn't have a lot of schtick.
29:56I did like their outfits.
29:58I thought that the angel and devil thing was a good idea, but it didn't really deliver because you couldn't
30:02even tell any jabs were being thrown.
30:03Alright.
30:04Silence!
30:06I've made my decision.
30:07Listen.
30:08Bring back my girls.
30:17Welcome back, ladies.
30:19Based on your frenemies nightclub act, and your presentations on the main stage, I've made some decisions.
30:26You are all troopers, but tonight, one duo did it so much better.
30:33The winner of this week's main challenge is...
30:39Willem and Latrice Royale.
30:43You each win a custom corset skirt and brassiere of versatilecorsets.com.
30:50I didn't expect to win this challenge.
30:52I'm really glad I didn't let my partner down.
30:55It's pretty fucking cool.
30:57That leaves Chad and Dita, and Fifi and Sharon.
31:08Ladies, it's come to a point in the competition where every decision is a painful one.
31:17Fifi O'Hara and Sharon Needles.
31:28I feel kind of like gut bubbles because I feel really sick.
31:31I didn't want to make RuPaul wait.
31:33I didn't want to make any of the guest judges wait.
31:35I'm sorry.
31:36So, I tried to throw up off the stage.
31:39It's really not cute.
31:41Willem, are you okay to continue?
31:44Alright.
31:45Fifi O'Hara and Sharon Needles.
31:48You are up for elimination.
31:53Chad Michaels, Dita Ritz.
31:55You may join the other girls.
31:57I was nice to Sharon, and it backfired.
32:00You know what? I'm done.
32:01I'm not playing nice with you anymore.
32:03Two queens stand before me.
32:05Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
32:12The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
32:19I don't want to go home. Plain and simple.
32:22Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
32:25This is Ray Paul.
32:26And this is Mark the Wash.
32:28We are reporting to you live from our weather center.
32:31Honey, just when you thought it was safe to go back outside?
32:34Man, the sequel.
32:36Tonight for the first time.
32:39First time.
32:40Just about half past 10.
32:42Uh-huh.
32:43For the first time in history.
32:46Say what?
32:46It's gonna start raining men.
32:48It's gonna start raining men.
32:50It's raining men.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Hallelujah, it's raining men.
32:55It's raining men.
32:56Oh crap, my wig was hanging on by one freaking bobby pin.
32:59I'm not keeping that bitch on my head.
33:00Might as well go.
33:01It's in my way.
33:02Rough and tough and strong at me.
33:06God bless mother nature.
33:09That's right, honey.
33:10And she did what she had to do.
33:13I've worked too hard and I've gone too far into this competition.
33:16And I'm not gonna get kicked off because of some showgirl Barbie doll.
33:20What you talking about Barbie?
33:24I know how Phoebe did after the performance.
33:26I was shocked to see that Sharon is keeping up.
33:28This is tough to watch because you don't know who is gonna go home.
33:32Look at the roof and say it man.
33:36Look at the roof and say it man.
33:37Look at the roof and say it man.
33:38Well it's raining men.
33:40Hallelujah, it's raining men.
33:43And that it's raining men.
33:46Hallelujah, it's raining men.
33:55Ladies, I have made my decision.
33:59I'm very fucking nervous.
34:01It was my first time having my fate dangled in front of my face.
34:07Willem, will you please step forward?
34:19What the hell is happening?
34:23Willem, you won tonight because you are a beautiful and talented queen.
34:29But it has come to my attention that you have broken the rules.
34:36Rules that are in place to protect the fairness of this competition.
34:41Your actions have consequences.
34:44And I'm afraid you leave me no choice.
34:47Willem, I have to ask you to leave the competition immediately.
34:53Now, sashay away.
35:03I broke the rules, but I'm a big boy dressed in big girls' clothes, so...
35:07Regret's kind of like a fool's game.
35:09Can't change anything that I did, and there's no use spending any time dwelling on it.
35:13Stood on stage, sick with a 24-inch waist, and I'm proud of myself.
35:18Fifi O'Hara, Sharon Needles, in light of tonight's events, you got lucky.
35:26You are both safe.
35:30Shantae, you stay.
35:35You may join the other girls.
35:39My Fierce Five, let this be a warning to all of you.
35:43In the race to become America's next drag superstar, sometimes a queen's worst enemy can be herself.
35:50Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
35:54Can I get an amen up in here?
35:55Amen!
35:56All right, now let the music play.