00:00the dolphins getting ready for the draft on thursday very happy to have an unhorny coach
00:05you know focused on the draft and football that's what we need around here okay no distractions jeff
00:12jeff halfley's really about no distractions not just he doesn't just say it mike vrabel
00:18he acts it all right if there's anybody who's going to come off their deal for a super bowl
00:23seems to me like it's jeff halfley first of all don't trust anybody who would say that what
00:30don't trust anyone who would say some people say a lot of words because guess what they're doing
00:35bumping uglies no they're doing the same thing you do you over talk about it until like okay you can
00:42just say you're serious about football do you have to say i would cut my junk off yeah but how's
00:46this
00:46guy gonna say i'd cut my junk off for a super bowl he couldn't even cut his junk off for
00:49the otas
00:51again you fall for stuff like that what do you mean i don't yeah when people talk like that it's
00:57just
00:57too extreme it makes no sense no you wouldn't dude
01:04if anybody were going to talk about people i'd be like man campbell football you know okay mike
01:10tomlin football okay halfley football it's mike vrabel i thought he was football but apparently
01:16he's football you fall for it you fall for it all the time i don't know why what do you
01:23mean me
01:23huh he said it to the world and you fell for it if nobody fell for it i guess i
01:29guess falling for it
01:30you know i just thought that it was it was what it was all right you know but apparently not
01:39crazy man
01:42not focused all right i got you
01:52this has become very awkward what are you staring at dude nothing like what's going on with you
01:57i'm staring at you
02:02i just like i if there's one thing that you need to get better at stop falling for everything
02:11i'm falling for anything i fall for everything what is what somebody says wait somebody says
02:17something that goosies dude goosies you fall for everything you're you're distracted dude i'm not
02:24you're off base you
02:28can somebody second this does he not get overzealous about anything anybody says he does but in this
02:36situation leroy like you gotta give him the benefit of the doubt it is kind of hyper it's it's
02:41hyperbolic that he went and said that and then he comes out but here's the thing happens here's the
02:46thing starting off i don't trust anybody that would say that because it's not true no you wouldn't
02:54but you say if i if i brought you into an emergency room right now and said you can have
03:00your junk cut
03:00off and you win the super bowl this year there's not a damn man in the world that would say
03:06that
03:06halfley would do it no he wouldn't he would do it and that's my point you need to be careful
03:10what
03:11you need to be careful i'm telling you you can't even be
03:16no male would do that by the way i'm telling you right exactly jeff halfley would that was my
03:21point no he would make himself the unsullied you fall you oh jesus christ well i guess he would
03:28never be unsullied you always got his sully by his side but you know what i mean
03:32minus one why you know why you make it so minus one because it's not it's not even real you
03:39say
03:40things are getting awkward and you're out here saying stuff like that
03:45you put somebody in another fictitional show and made him a what unsullied would you guys judge him
03:55if he was a super bowl coach unsullied he loved it so much you know what i would bet you
04:00i would
04:01feel sorry that any coach that would say they do that and they did it people would think worse of
04:10them i don't think so yes they would why would you care if your coach was unsullied do i know
04:15why
04:16because it just it just shows that you didn't have the restraint you didn't have oh all right so
04:23it needs like a chastity belt or something like that right like you have you you don't know how
04:27to contain yourself you don't have the um the discipline weird the discipline composure you have
04:35to you have to go to the extreme to to accomplish because you're a child interesting dude do you
04:43understand why people go at you the way they do no because you literally think that you have a coach
04:49who would cut his junk off i think if there was a coach now i know like i always thought
04:53mike
04:53vrabel was that kind of coach but apparently he's not he's too horny wait wait wait wait you're a man
05:02right yeah would you do it for the super bowl no exactly exactly no but i'm not a football
05:12coach wait wait he didn't even hesitate what you think there's a man out there that would he said
05:18that he did i think there are men that should have been your red flag wait wait wait leave any
05:23of that
05:24britney that's my point people say coach stuff right to try to emphasize how serious they are
05:31i think there are coaches i do think there are coaches that enjoy football more than sex
05:36no no i think so no really you think bill belichick did i think bill belichick this bill belichick
05:44like no blue chew bill belichick tar hill blue chew bill belichick no patriot blue
05:53yes i think that he had a a nice summer routine but when he was really going through it he
06:02wasn't
06:02that horny how about would tom brady do it oh no brady gave up his wife for it it's true
06:10no for
06:11another one i think he would no he i think i think tom brady's had so much sex wait wait
06:17wait what
06:17would another super bowl mean what would another piece of sex mean you know he'd rather have a
06:21super bowl he gave up his baby mama for another female no no no no sorry right oh he she
06:33cheated on
06:33him she left him yeah who uh because he cheated on her with football hold on precisely hold on you
06:40guys
06:41hold on so i want everybody to apologize to me yeah because i'm talking about bridget monaghan
06:48yeah that's way back and he left her i'm talking about right now okay no yeah we're talking about
06:53something else you're talking about the reason you're talking about recently he recently lost
06:57his family because he was so in love with football there's a documentary about it and everything
07:02yep he loves football that much yep and let me tell you something stop what stop like we're still
07:10men if we're honest yeah i understand you're a man great we you know but i'm telling you right now
07:14the passion i i to be honest with you i think mario christopher loves trench play more than he
07:18loves sex i don't know if he cut his junk off for a national championship but i'm telling you
07:26something gets him revved up about trench play
07:33why don't you ask him one day oh no way dude you think that's gonna go well yeah uh what
07:41do you
07:41think about trench play huh does it does it really get the old engine revving
07:47you'll be
07:51why why do you guys fall why you guys fall for it i don't fall for it i don't fall
07:57for anything
07:59okay you don't think sometimes you go overboard no no i don't oh just have a little fun baby
08:07mm-hmm you're yum yucking his fun i guarantee jeff heavily's never had less sex than he's about
08:12to have this year coming up because he'll be so focused sully too they can't blow it
08:18are they already married i think so
08:25why won't you look me in the eye because i just can't at first you had a problem with him
08:31staring at
08:31you and now when he stares at me i know he's trying to get me to fall for it and
08:37i'm not falling
08:38for it like tobin won't stop until brable gets fired brable's not getting fired no i don't think
08:45he i'm not but here's the kicker here's the thing that sucks about this situation i have already said
08:54that new england's not going to make the playoffs i believe that simply because if you go look at the
09:01team that loses the super bowl that usually gets that much difficult or tougher schedule than they've
09:07had in previous years now they have one of the toughest right just with no issues it's going to
09:16be a bit of a struggle it usually always is right that's just the nature of the nfl the losing
09:25team
09:25has to come back to that more difficult schedule and it's tough yeah eagles did it they got back in
09:33a year yeah okay they also played in a terrible division not worse than the afc east but there
09:41still is one other team that they're competing against the eagles got like they basically they
09:45should have four layups right i got you but they should but but anyway it's the reasons why
09:54they may struggle have nothing huh nothing i said the reason you didn't but it's okay
10:03i heard to say recess yeah he definitely yeah you didn't say reason reason you either refer to it as
10:10a candy or recents i'm not sure reasons minus one for butchering english see how you sidetrack
10:18i sidetrack reason hold on why they won't make the playoffs is not going to have anything to do
10:25with what just happened dude we might as well call you scenic route are you kidding me you should
10:29call me sidetracked that's unbelievable i was thinking the longer i can keep this conversation
10:36going away from your lunacy what that the better i don't think what i said is a is a problem
10:44mario chris i love i love the way you would donate other men's junk to a cause and while saying
10:50hell no if you would do it i'm just saying mike vrabel is not a man of his word that's
10:56it you want him
10:57you want him to do a robbie go get his back back waxed uh i just think that if you
11:04are the type
11:05of guy that says that's how much i love football but you very clearly now we football season well
11:10that's the problem see football is one in the off season and he doesn't care he was saying he's
11:16supposed to go to a pro day he goes pro day about to go run his own drills in sedona
11:22200 miles away
11:22right and you try to defend
11:38i don't know how to make it stop that last one was crazy i don't know how to make it
11:43stop right
11:45we got pit bulls and all kind of stuff going on like what are we doing well wait football is
11:56one
11:56in the off season who said that i don't know brendan tovin people say that like people say that
12:06i love the way people yeah you know what they say you know why they say that to get people
12:11to come
12:11from the off season workouts
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