00:00i will say though i didn't like i told you there was another shoe on the other foot with the
00:04whole
00:04whale thing so this bill simmons little willie him and that zach low they got to hobnobbing on
00:10their podcast a couple of uh gossipers and they started uh throwing out fake bam trades to the
00:17hornets and i didn't like that at all i didn't like that at all is bam out of bio on
00:21the table
00:22i could offer you bridges and grant williams he'd be so good there oh my god i could give you
00:30your 27
00:30first back now you have it unprotected you have all your firsts again i could give you my 14th pick
00:36i could give you that dallas pick i could give you a 2029 first here's everything i got give us
00:43bam
00:44and now i have bam con brandon miller lamello and some roll guys let's go
00:51bam is from north carolina and he has a family and friends that go to every charlotte game
00:56um you like he'd be he'd be so good there it's a come to jesus moment for miami right because
01:03bam's
01:04the captain he's the last guy they want to trade he's the personification of heat culture and that's
01:07all real they all love him you saw how they reacted to his 83 point game his mom being on
01:11the floor all
01:12that stuff um but they are at a moment where they just can't deny anymore that this is all they
01:20are
01:20this core is not winning you anything and they have to know that now there's no hope for it
01:24bam's going into year 10 he is going to turn 29 years old next season he'd be so good in
01:33charlotte
01:33i'm so jealous that she thought of this i don't know i just think these two teams make sense as
01:38trade partners look i don't like this at all hey now although i did mention this uh months ago now
01:48if i were to say this
01:52the fact that ban that that pat hasn't thought about this or kicked the tires on this just
02:01internally it's not the same pat because as long as i've been watching the miami heat
02:08or covering them there has never been a player on his team that has been untouchable
02:16and in the last four or five years we've had seven players who have been untouchable
02:22the only thing i don't like about the oh there's a couple things i don't want to trade bam
02:25but the only of course not the thing that doesn't sit well with me about it if they were to
02:29do that
02:30trade with charlotte is those rat bastards cheated us out of that pick anyway they swept under the
02:35terry rogier thing and so now you can have your pick back yeah now you can have your pick back
02:40and
02:41just give us just give us your captain i don't like that i know you're getting other picks too in
02:45this
02:45scenario but i don't like that i i don't like that at all the the basketball wise it unfortunately
02:51makes a lot of sense there are two teams that make a lot of sense for bam out of bio
02:54it's charlotte and san
02:55antonio who both could give the allotment of uh of whatever stuff they wanted to i honestly don't
03:02think that he are going to have that come to jesus moment with bam i don't think they do it
03:05unless he
03:06wants to leave i just don't think they do it and especially especially i don't think that they do it
03:12just for picks is there a conversation to have about it yeah i don't disagree like the where are
03:18they right now they're in no man's land and typically when you're in no man's land you saw this
03:22with memphis memphis traded jaron jackson they traded desmond bain they'll probably trade john morant
03:27you know when you get to those spots that probably is the time where you need to look at your
03:31core
03:32but i just don't see the heat doing it without a bio i just don't i i think that unless
03:37he goes to
03:38them and and he was pretty tepid about stuff last week he was like yeah we'll talk about it i
03:43expect
03:43changes but it was it didn't sound like a guy who's disgruntled like look the heat have taken care of
03:49him he's in go about to start a monster extension with them so i don't think he's i don't think
03:54he's
03:54itching to get out of here quite yet but yeah that's the only part that the charlotte pick really
04:01like i was like oh my god that's the pick you're going to get back here your lottery protected pick
04:07that you gave them for the stupid rogier trade i mean if you want to talk if you want to
04:11just talk
04:11about just like absolute asset armageddon from from the way you're supposed to treat things just
04:19talk about an all-time loser move by the miami heat can we get our pick back here's bam
04:26sniveling i don't like it but as i said that's that's where they are right now they deserve it
04:32because you know if this was any other franchise snooping around who smells disgruntled
04:40who could be had well i mean you can't smell disgruntled you gotta somebody gotta let you know
04:50right yeah you you can't go up to a player and say i have a sense yeah that you're disgruntled
04:58bam might say no no i'm quite i'm quite gruntled i'm good he might maybe you know maybe he does
05:05you
05:05know he wears you know he could he could be you know wearing it publicly and he could be mother
05:08leaping people backstage i don't know i don't think so i think if anybody wants to say i think
05:13they would say hey maybe you make more of a stink put a little bit more pressure on the organization
05:17to do something and i just think that's in his nature i don't know but i do wonder yeah like
05:24with
05:24his age it's not like he's old he's gonna be 29 this summer but what like what is the what
05:32is the
05:38the organization has put itself in a place where you know chipper bill simmons is here talking about
05:44trading the captain away but it is what it is this is this is what happens this is what happens
05:52when
05:52you can't beat the raptors once in a season
05:58the raptors dude the raptors whatever i mean they just one of three oh i know yeah i mean the
06:10magic
06:11and just annihilation the thing with the raptors was the lad those games weren't even close they played the
06:17celtics more competitive than they did the raptors the raptors basically like toyed with them like
06:23like like like a lion with a mouse smacking them across the court mamu keleshvili killing the heat
06:32it didn't help that they tried to go as small as possible oh my god
06:39happy birthday kalal what do you want not to be pulled for a six five guy
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07:47there everybody careful so excuse me hornets can we trade you bam and can we please get our pick back
07:57that you swindled from us that'd be funny that would be some funny stuff though funny to who not to
08:05me that would be terrible
08:10basketball wise makes all the sense in the world
08:14okay objectively a cool story but i mean it just makes you feel like such a loser
08:19like imagine like losing to somebody you got taken in a poker game and you'd be like
08:24can i show you this to get my money back that i lost
08:28but isn't it isn't it crazy that like if this were any other team you'd be talking about how great
08:35this trade is no listen we swindled them i'm sure i'm sure the hornet if i i bet you charlotte
08:41tobin
08:42is laughing belly laughing right now and what can i say i'm sitting here just i have no comeback other
08:48than you know you guys resorted to to thuggery to take out bam in the play-in game just to
08:53show up like that against the magic but whatever just lashing out at this point yeah
09:00because you think it might happen
09:06again i don't go ahead say your thing hard to say no i don't think it's hard to say i
09:11think if i
09:12if i had to put the odds that bam gets traded this summer i'm gonna say 20 percent like i
09:17think it's
09:17very slim i think it's even less than that yeah so no but but i will say this in fairness
09:27that in years past when pat riley was always willing to wheel the deal this wouldn't even been up
09:35for debate he would have done it and if you look back at the past yes but normally there's a
09:41player
09:42that he would you know like if to pat riley to do the trade the players just for assets that's
09:47not been a thing that they've done he for a player for a stall getting miles bridges back
09:53is not exactly like awesome like that sucks although he kills us yeah but could you imagine
10:01like bam it's like what do we do to to get rid of lamella balls immaturity oh we'll get the
10:08most
10:08mature player in the most mature player in the league maybe that'll balance it out i mean bam might
10:13want it look he's always getting hinged by the guy you might as well join him that would be
10:20more safe what if they traded bam for lamella no you wouldn't do that no hell no i mean you're
10:29basically trading you're basically trading one uh ole twin for a younger and more and maybe i'm not
10:40saying the heat like i'm not talking about a tyler i'm saying would you do it would you do if
10:45the heat
10:45got back lamella ball for bam would you be more intrigued by that to bring the ferris wheel down
10:49to bayside no no what would be two ferris wheels no did you hear that nova by jfig wow well
10:59she
10:59hasn't even told pat rye to wake up yet you know i'm really disappointed in her a year ago she
11:03was
11:03telling him to get it get his ass in gear wasn't it a year ago i feel like it was
11:06a couple months ago
11:07yeah well whatever i need i need you to to to get into a place where you're calling them out
11:13okay when i get to the studio so i'm closer you know he can hear me
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