- 7 hours ago
First broadcast 11th March 2009.
Archie needs cash to stop Delilah, his estranged wife, from exposing his dodgy dealings and hits upon the perfect revenge plan.
Liam Bergin - Carlo Rocks
Paul Brooke - Dickie Mint
Richie Campbell - Ryan Doyle
Garry Cooper - Jacko
Linal Haft - Spike
Josie Lawrence - Delilah Daley
Shane Richie - Archie Daley
Jenna Russell - Petra Bennett
Lex Shrapnel - Jamie Cartwright
Josette Simon - DI Murray
Archie needs cash to stop Delilah, his estranged wife, from exposing his dodgy dealings and hits upon the perfect revenge plan.
Liam Bergin - Carlo Rocks
Paul Brooke - Dickie Mint
Richie Campbell - Ryan Doyle
Garry Cooper - Jacko
Linal Haft - Spike
Josie Lawrence - Delilah Daley
Shane Richie - Archie Daley
Jenna Russell - Petra Bennett
Lex Shrapnel - Jamie Cartwright
Josette Simon - DI Murray
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00:00Hey James, do you think the world would be a better place without lawyers?
00:03Yeah, a bunch of champagne, quaffin', pocket-picking, life-denying, virus, and why would you write off?
00:08How did we ever let them run the place, eh?
00:10Well, I bet if it wasn't for lawyers, we'd have no such thing as divorce.
00:13You wouldn't.
00:15Here.
00:16How could she possibly make your minds like this? Look at that, Jamie.
00:19She's citing your unreasonable behaviour.
00:22Yeah, but she's still going on about that weekend in Scarborough.
00:25That, and more pertinently, she's threatening to drag your financial records through the court.
00:29Yes, but Dickie was her that was being unfaithful.
00:32You'd be naked in front of the law.
00:34Oh, yeah, well, that's blackmail.
00:35How are you going to get your hands on this kind of jury?
00:37Well, her parents wanted me to sell everything, didn't she?
00:39Put me out of business completely.
00:41Or expose your dodgy stealing so you end up behind bars.
00:47After everything I did for her.
00:49You know, I even built her a hot tub with me own bare hands.
00:52Flat pack it was. I got blisters for that woman. It took me weeks.
00:55And it wasn't even me sharing her bubbles.
00:57Your fryer tucked me.
00:59It took me for every cent I have. You know, I even tried to hide it.
01:01It was like a French pig sniffing for truffle, she was.
01:04You think that was funny?
01:05She won't even let me see my lovely little Dora.
01:07Lucky you don't have kids.
01:08Oi, Jamie, dogs have feelings too, all right?
01:10They'll be piling for me like I am for her.
01:13Looks like I'm just going to have to pay her, doesn't it?
01:15How are you going to make all them zero?
01:16I can't tell the warehouse. It's everything you own.
01:18No. I'm going to win it.
01:21On a fight.
01:23You've got a very short memory, aren't you?
01:25You and gambling are a bad combo.
01:27But it's not about a gamble, is it? It's about a fight.
01:30Now, this Carlo Robbins is just back from boot camp in the States.
01:33And Spike Silver's rent is, well, you know, he's going to be the next big thing.
01:35How many times have you heard that?
01:37No.
01:37Apparently he's going to be fighting bundles of money at him, you know, his first bout.
01:40And Spike reckons they haven't got a fight good enough to match him yet.
01:44You'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking.
01:47You're well past, aren't you?
01:48You think?
01:49Yeah.
01:50No, thanks.
01:50By the need, a fighter's guaranteed to give him a run for his money.
01:53And I've got a little hunch on how to find him.
01:54This is clean mental.
01:56It's the last thing anyone will expect, eh?
01:58Carlo's first professional bout, beaten by Archie Daly.
02:02Are you seriously going to risk all this on a dodgy mate's say-sa?
02:05There's nothing about boxing he doesn't know, Jamie.
02:07When Spike speaks, one is well advised to play heathens.
02:11And he wrecks Carlo to be the next Lennox Lewis Hamilton.
02:13So, I'm going to track down the next Mike Tyson.
02:16While you, being the next pugilist, you're going to sniffle how good this Carlo really is, right?
02:28Whoa!
02:49If I'm going to put another fighter in a ring, I need to know everything about him.
02:52And I mean everything.
02:54You know, who he talks to, where he eats, and who he's sleeping with.
02:56I need to know his strengths and his weaknesses, all right?
02:59You get your head round there.
03:00Meanwhile, I am going to find us the new Frank Bruno.
03:32I'm going to find us the new Frank Bruno.
03:50What's up, Jolly?
03:52I've been keeping my eye on your movement.
03:54I can't see no room for improvement.
03:56Oh, are you all over there?
03:57Oh, yeah, yeah, hold on.
03:58Sorry to let me get behind your phone.
04:03Yo, yo, yo.
04:04What's up, armies?
04:04Respect.
04:06In it?
04:07I don't know if any of you hombres can help me,
04:09but I'm looking for a Ryan Doyle, yeah?
04:13Maybe this one.
04:15Loosen a few tons, hey?
04:33I don't know.
05:18So you are following me.
05:21I had a stalker before,
05:24but he was nowhere near as cute as you are.
05:27Look,
05:29I'm not spying on you, as such.
05:32It's a mate of mine.
05:33He has a professional interest in your...
05:37In Carlo Rocks.
05:39Oh, I'm his manager.
05:42So any questions,
05:43you just need to ask.
05:46Right.
05:48Cool.
05:51I'll tell him.
05:52And while you're at it,
05:54tell him he's wasting his time.
05:56Whatever Archie's up to,
05:57I am not open to negotiation.
06:01You know Archie?
06:03You should do.
06:03I've been married to him for 15 years.
06:09Daley.
06:10Delilah Daley.
06:24Oi, Daley.
06:25You are one manipulating scumbag.
06:27Oi,
06:27that woman deserves everything she gets.
06:29I'm talking about me.
06:30Jamie,
06:30if I'd have told you,
06:31you'd have gone nowhere near her,
06:32would you?
06:32Oh,
06:32that makes it perfectly all right.
06:34Sarcasticism does not suit you,
06:35James.
06:35Leave her just being a peeping Tom.
06:37Okay,
06:37I just want to know the whole story.
06:38Now what's going on between her
06:39and that box of Carlo?
06:42She's his manager.
06:44Satisfied?
06:46Thank you,
06:46Patrick.
06:47So,
06:48um,
06:49how has she got?
06:50Is she,
06:50is she seeing him?
06:52Yeah.
06:54I'm not doing any more snoopy.
06:57I wouldn't mind,
06:57but she's not even remotely,
06:58like you said.
07:00She's lovely.
07:01What's,
07:01what's all that lovely?
07:02She can hurt a man more than any woman
07:03in Christendom.
07:04I should have realised that
07:05when she persuaded me to pay for her first tattoo.
07:07That's not expensive.
07:08Here's Petra
07:09if you get it done in Hong Kong.
07:10Look,
07:10I don't want to know any more about her,
07:12but you
07:13are going to tell me
07:13exactly what you're playing at.
07:17All right.
07:18Okay.
07:19Here's the plan right now.
07:20She thinks she's bleeding me dry,
07:22but she's got another thing coming.
07:24Revenge cloud your judgement,
07:26RG.
07:26It was pretty ropey
07:27to start off with.
07:28All right,
07:28back down the pair of you.
07:29Because if I could put my man in the ring,
07:30I'd get to beat my wife,
07:32give Carlo a hiding,
07:33make enough money on the fight
07:34to pay for the divorce.
07:35Come on,
07:35why is there not to like about that,
07:36eh?
07:37Hey, hey,
07:38Spike,
07:38you old twop.
07:40Hey, hey,
07:40done,
07:40Merchant Daily,
07:42haven't you?
07:42Oh,
07:42you want it,
07:43you want it,
07:43you want it,
07:44Oh,
07:44nice one.
07:45Yeah,
07:45well done.
07:47What are you doing round here?
07:48I was just wondering about that box of yours,
07:50Carlo and Rox.
07:51It's about your Delilah.
07:52Oh,
07:53my,
07:53my,
07:53my.
07:54She has that boy well set up,
07:56son,
07:56I'm telling you.
07:57He's very highly motivated.
07:59Yeah,
07:59you got anybody lined up to find him?
08:01I can't find anyone good enough.
08:03Oh,
08:03dear,
08:03Rome.
08:04Dear.
08:06Take it easy,
08:06take it easy.
08:07You all right,
08:08love?
08:09Here,
08:09Spike,
08:10my maver,
08:10hey,
08:10listen up,
08:11maybe I could steer you towards my very hot prospect.
08:14I'm not putting a rookie in that ring to be hospitalised.
08:18No,
08:18I'm talking about Ryan Doyle.
08:21Eh?
08:21Ryan Doyle?
08:22Yeah,
08:23he's been off the radar for ages,
08:25mate.
08:26Yeah,
08:26until he,
08:28until
08:29he
08:29was rediscovered by an entrepreneur with incredible insight,
08:33acumen and nows.
08:35Well,
08:35they'd be serious interest in that kid if someone could get him back on the straight and narrow.
08:41You're talking to his new agent.
08:44Got some,
08:45Bob and Weave.
08:46Oh,
08:47of course some of that.
08:48I can almost taste that filthy Luca.
08:50There has to be something wrong with that kid, Arch.
08:52Jamie,
08:53if it wasn't for Austin's constitution,
08:54I could so easily get dragged down by your negativeness.
08:57If Doyle were that kid,
08:58he'd been snapped up ages ago.
08:59Come on,
08:59he's got a bit of a tension problem,
09:01you know,
09:01he's missing a bit of the old,
09:02what took,
09:03good old self-discipline.
09:05Brilliant.
09:06The main quality of a good boxer.
09:08Jamie,
09:08he's no different from the other kids around here.
09:10They need a role model,
09:11someone to look up to.
09:12And that's where you come in.
09:13Me?
09:14Yeah,
09:14you can train him to be match fit.
09:15You know,
09:15give him a bit of the old sports psychology.
09:17Hey,
09:17you can make him as good as that Joe Calzone.
09:19Calzaghi?
09:20Yeah,
09:21him.
09:22Jamie,
09:22come on,
09:22you can make him good again.
09:23Yeah,
09:24let's have it.
09:24One,
09:25two,
09:25one,
09:25one,
09:28one,
09:30one,
09:30let the jousting commence.
09:31You got me a fight?
09:33No,
09:33mad at my word,
09:33am I not?
09:34And Jamie here's going to have you in tip-top shape within a fortnight.
09:36Huh?
09:37Is he any good?
09:39He could paste you on that wall if you felt like it.
09:43I've been waiting a long time for a shot like this.
09:45I ain't wasting my time here,
09:46Archie.
09:47Do I look like I am?
09:48You look like just another loser to me.
09:50Whoa,
09:50girls,
09:51please,
09:51you want to take me for the ring?
09:52Now,
09:52this whole scheme relies on you two finding a shared vocabulary,
09:56all right?
09:57A what?
09:57Forget it,
09:58I'm out.
09:58Hold on,
09:59Jamie.
10:00Jamie,
10:00will you just hold on a second?
10:02Listen,
10:02hold on,
10:02this is a big time for me,
10:03okay?
10:04My entire empire's riding on him.
10:06On a bloody hoodie.
10:08Listen,
10:08all right,
10:08he's just a kid,
10:09but come on,
10:10let's give him a chance,
10:10yeah?
10:11Yeah?
10:12Ah,
10:12good boy.
10:13Now,
10:14come on,
10:15I'm going to leave you two at it,
10:16while I'm going to liquidise my assets,
10:17so I can invest every penny I've got into,
10:20hey,
10:20wait for this,
10:22raging Ryan Doyle.
10:24You two behave.
10:36All right,
10:37let's get it going.
10:42Love it.
10:43Clear it down.
10:45Hello,
10:46there you go,
10:46you like all these,
10:47yeah?
10:47Top of the range,
10:48persuari cotton,
10:49yeah,
10:49only,
10:49er,
10:50£10 each.
11:03I wonder why it's getting cold at night.
11:07It must be getting old.
11:11Looks like I'm going to have to win wild.
11:15What the hell am I born?
11:18What's that there on the railway, man?
11:22Now,
11:23have I got your attention?
11:29If you don't start listening to me,
11:30you're going to make the right arse out of yourself in that ring.
11:33And I don't really care,
11:34to be honest.
11:35But Archie's got a hell of a lot riding on this,
11:37and I don't want to let him down.
11:40Where'd you learn to do that?
11:41Well,
11:41I grew up.
11:43Self-preservation.
11:45Yourself?
11:45Why don't you take a wild guess?
11:48All right,
11:48get up.
11:49I don't want to let him down.
12:30All right,
12:30all right,
12:31Albert.
12:33You dish it out,
12:33but you can't take it,
12:34can you?
12:35I had you on point season.
12:36Please,
12:36come on.
12:37Hey,
12:37Archie,
12:37you saw that.
12:38I wiped the floor with him,
12:39didn't I?
12:39Yeah,
12:40my money's safe on you,
12:41Popeye.
12:41What fire were you watching?
12:43Still got the magic touch.
12:44He's doing good,
12:45all right.
12:46I was talking about you.
12:47So,
12:48when am I going to see some readies?
12:49Yeah,
12:50all in good time,
12:50Ryan,
12:50thank you.
12:51Come on,
12:51Archie,
12:51man.
12:52I've got some debts that need to be sorted,
12:53urgently.
12:54Yeah,
12:54well,
12:54I've got a bit of a tough cash flow situation myself,
12:56haven't I?
12:57Oi,
12:57hey,
12:57the man,
12:58Archie's working his gutter.
12:59Oi,
12:59whose side are you on?
13:00Hey,
13:01ow,
13:01what?
13:02I'm just,
13:02what?
13:03What?
13:05What's the free piece?
13:06I think I preferred it with you two at each other's throats.
13:08Right,
13:09reluctant as I am,
13:10I'm going to give you half of your ten grand appearance fee.
13:12All right,
13:12less commission,
13:13obviously,
13:16you're the man.
13:17That's right,
13:17who's the man?
13:18You're the man.
13:18I'm the man.
13:19That's what he said,
13:20I'm the man.
13:22Jamie,
13:22I'm giving him a chance at a big time here,
13:24all right?
13:25This is a probiotic relationship,
13:27all right?
13:28And he agreed 40%.
13:29You dirty,
13:31dirty,
13:31right there,
13:31just hold on.
13:34I need every penny I can get to put on this,
13:36all right?
13:38This is a wager of a lifetime,
13:39Jamie.
13:52I still look like a loser to you.
13:55All right,
13:55I'm sorry,
13:56mate.
13:56I'm just being careful.
13:58You know,
13:58there's a lot of vultures in this game.
14:00But Archie,
14:01he seems all right.
14:02You think so?
14:03Yeah.
14:05I mean,
14:05he's been good to me.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Me too.
14:11Sort of.
14:12So,
14:13if you were such a good fighter,
14:16why'd you quit boxing?
14:21I ended up doing time because of it.
14:23Really?
14:25Me too.
14:26Well,
14:27this promoter tried to rip me off,
14:28so
14:29took a sledgehammer to his BMW.
14:31Crack.
14:31Fair enough.
14:32Yeah.
14:33See,
14:34I should have got a suspended sentence for it,
14:35but
14:36well,
14:36when the cops come for me,
14:38I,
14:39er,
14:40I resisted arrest.
14:42A lot,
14:43actually.
14:46Anyway,
14:47what about you?
14:49What did you do?
14:52I came across a geezer picking on someone who couldn't defend themselves.
14:56I just lost it.
15:00I said I'd never go in the ring again after that.
15:04Boxing's all about control.
15:06That's a bit I had trouble with.
15:07See?
15:08It's all in the mind,
15:09innit?
15:10See,
15:10I was a kid back then,
15:11you know?
15:11But now,
15:14I'm ready for it.
15:16I guess,
15:18I guess I just needed someone to have that little bit of faith in me,
15:20you know?
15:21Come on.
15:23I'll give you a lift.
15:24It's all right.
15:24I'll run it.
15:25I don't mind.
15:26I was supposed to be keeping an eye on you.
15:27Come on.
15:28Do you really think I've got enough energy to do anything else?
15:32See you later.
15:34Keep your eye on the jab, son.
15:36Eye on the jab.
15:43It's a Mary Celeste, innit?
15:45Yeah.
15:46Where's Robbie?
15:48I'll give him the afternoon off.
15:49We'll train you later.
15:50Jamie,
15:50you're supposed to be keeping your minces on him,
15:52innit?
15:52Before the big fight.
15:53No,
15:53we got him well-focused and motivated.
15:55It depends how much you want it,
15:56yeah?
15:56There's only so much you can do,
15:58I suppose.
15:59I've got to hand it to you,
16:00Arch.
16:00He's a change man.
16:04Come on.
16:04I'll see you.
16:05Yeah.
16:05There you go.
16:07OK.
16:09Keep up, Jamie.
16:11There.
16:12All we need to do is set the final cog in motion.
16:27Hello again, Jamie.
16:28Delilah.
16:29Why, why, why?
16:33Do you mind asking my ex-husband
16:35what the hell he thinks he's playing at?
16:36Ask him yourself.
16:37You don't speak.
16:38And I rather fancy you as my conduit.
16:43Well, I'm,
16:44I'm not really, uh...
16:45Tell him you're stooping to a new level,
16:46challenging my Carlo.
16:48But there's still time for him to back out.
16:50She says it is...
16:52Well, Archie Daly backs down for no one.
16:55She wants to admit defeat.
16:57That's up to her.
16:58Never.
16:59But I just might not increase the divorce demand
17:02if he changes his mind.
17:04She might.
17:04The female prerogative
17:05to which she availed her every opportunity.
17:08You know, her sole purpose was to make my life hell.
17:10Leaving me to pick up the pieces after she left.
17:12Oh, yeah, there was a time.
17:13She moved her mother in.
17:14And what did she do?
17:14She cleared off on her holidays.
17:15But it was all his own mess in that hotel room
17:17with the Scarborough Swingers Club.
17:20Yeah, but I thought it was only going to be the two of us.
17:22Those were the days before he started
17:24plucking his nose hairs in bed.
17:26Yeah, but not long before she started bleaching her moustache.
17:30Right.
17:31That's it.
17:31No, no.
17:32Jamie, just one, one more thing, yeah?
17:34Tell her
17:35that I, I never stopped loving her.
17:43He lied to me
17:44every day we were together.
17:49Tell him it's too late to stop now.
18:00That was worth a try.
18:05Proof it for her begging.
18:06That woman is beyond rationale.
18:08Two sides to every story.
18:09Oi, oi, oi.
18:10Not in this case.
18:11No, I'm the wronged man.
18:13So what happened in Scarborough?
18:15We all have our secrets.
18:17Talk with Jamie.
18:19What's that supposed to mean?
18:20Nothing.
18:21Well, you've obviously got something to get off your chest.
18:23All right.
18:24I know you ended up in prison.
18:27You've been checking up on me?
18:28No, I'm just saying...
18:29Jamie, what's the...
18:30I'm just saying we're mates, right?
18:31And I thought mates would talk about this sort of thing.
18:33Not me.
18:35Yeah, I thought it was a fight in a bar or something,
18:37but I can't believe it.
18:37What, your own mum's bloke?
18:39I saw him knocking her about, all right?
18:42So you put him in intensive care with your own bare hands.
18:45I don't know what happened.
18:46I saw her face and I just...
18:49Hey, listen.
18:50It's all right, okay?
18:52Shane spoke to me since.
18:55Yeah, well, we all lose our temper sometimes, eh?
19:00There you go, there you go, there you go, there you go.
19:02There, there you go, okay?
19:04All right.
19:05So what?
19:06After three.
19:07Take the shot, take the shot.
19:08Carlo, be it darling, would you?
19:10Pick me up?
19:11Yeah, 15 should do it.
19:14No.
19:15Make it.
19:21All right, here you go, that's for your troubles.
19:35Man, where the hell are you?
19:52Oh, you've got to catch me first.
19:54Oh, yeah, I will catch you.
19:56What do you think you'll do here?
19:58What do you want to do?
19:59Take your eyes off her.
20:02Let's go, mate.
20:03Oh, yeah.
20:05Oh!
20:07I'll catch you again, you're a dead man.
20:08That's enough!
20:10Leave him alone.
20:13I'm so...
20:14Oh!
20:16Oh!
20:31I messed up big time, didn't I?
20:33Oh, you did that all right?
20:35It's just bad luck.
20:35It happened to anybody.
20:36Yeah, let's see what the plot have to say about this show.
20:38No, no, no.
20:39Archie, no.
20:40Look, I don't want nothing to do with the law.
20:42Right, this is a vicious criminal act.
20:44Said no, Arch.
20:44I didn't even see him, okay?
20:47I thought I thought I was in there with this hot chick and then next minute, you know, he just
20:51comes up behind me.
20:52All right, Mr. Loverman, back up a second.
20:53What do you mean by hot?
20:54Well, tasty, you know.
20:56All right, granted, she was a little bit older, but you definitely would.
21:02I didn't get her name or anything.
21:03I just remembered that she had this snake that was tattooed on her shoulder.
21:08I mean, that's what did it for me.
21:10Jamie, you get back in here.
21:11No, Carlos is going to bloody finish.
21:12Don't you do anything, Stu Baker.
21:14Oh, you want to put him in hospital too?
21:16Fine, I don't want to make you feel better, will it?
21:17Oh, of course you want to make the same mistake again, isn't you?
21:19My mistake?
21:20That poor bloke's gone for life in there.
21:22He got his ribs broke because of you.
21:24In case you forgot, you're the one that was supposed to be looking after him.
21:27You're the one using him to drive your axe.
21:28Yeah, well, maybe I am, but I'm also giving the young kid a break.
21:31Unless, of course, you've forgotten what that's like.
21:35Now, listen.
21:36Ryan is out of action, but he's fine, OK?
21:38And who knows, maybe one day he'll be champ.
21:41He's not in this fight.
21:44What about your big gamble?
21:45Oh, don't worry about that.
21:47It's not meant to be.
21:49I don't believe what I'm hearing.
21:51Maybe he's finally accepting defeat.
21:53It's not worth anyone else getting hurt, is it?
21:57She really is the eight-fold cow you said she was.
21:59Yeah, it doesn't surprise me in the least.
22:01I can't believe how bad it is before it's even started.
22:03And, of course, Stan, you ain't going to give me my stake back
22:06without taking a substantial cut.
22:10Unless...
22:10What?
22:12Oh, you don't want to know.
22:13Unless what?
22:16Unless I find another good fighter.
22:19I'm very, very sure about this.
22:23Come on, it's your call, Jamie.
22:25No pressure.
22:33Jack, watch it.
22:35Right on.
22:36Double.
22:37Left on.
22:38Jack, Jack.
22:40Watch it.
22:40It's good, all right.
22:42But is he good enough?
22:44Yeah.
22:45Trust me.
22:47All right, all right, maniac.
22:54Doyle's out of action.
22:56But I'm saying the fight still stands.
22:58What?
22:59Cool.
23:02Well, Archie's gone and got himself another boxer, hasn't he?
23:06He reckons he's even better.
23:07Oh, he does, does he?
23:12Carlo!
23:13Come on!
23:14You're with...
23:15Come on!
23:16Carlo!
23:17Jump off!
23:18Carlo!
23:18Come on, faster!
23:28I'll stick another one in there, Petra.
23:30There's a cavallium in there, if you like.
23:32Well, if this fight goes belly up, I am so dead.
23:35Nothing's going to go wrong, Archie.
23:37You can trust Jamie with your life.
23:38She must be paid, I'm worried about.
23:41She's evil incarnation.
23:43I'll give you more support, if you want.
23:47And don't forget, it's the big fight tonight.
23:50Cartwright versus Ross.
23:51Steve from Greenwich has emailed, saying he's going,
23:54and he's putting everything he's got on Carlo Ross.
24:00He's waiting at night once, and Michael waiting at night.
24:08All right, ladies and gentlemen, come on, take the seats.
24:11Let's have it now for a very exciting evening for you.
24:13Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen, for the first battle of the evening.
24:19Here we go.
24:32Wow.
24:34Petra, you look...
24:35You're not too bad yourself.
24:36Come on.
24:37I'm gasping for a drink.
24:43They should be doing paper runs.
24:44Look at the age of them.
24:55Archie.
24:56What?
24:59What are you doing?
25:00Don't be getting any wrong ideas.
25:03I just want to give her something to think about.
25:25You want some of what you make, Guy, outside the pub?
25:29What, you haven't run out of breath, big guy?
25:32Sam, you're talking for a ring, son.
25:36Slack's Dad.
25:37How are you, mate?
25:38I'm having a ball, dearly.
25:41I can't wait for blood in the cab receiver.
25:43It's all in the lap of the gods now, though.
25:45I told you I don't like surprises.
25:49Yeah, bookie always wins, though.
25:50Oh, yes.
25:59You all right, champ?
26:00Yeah, you?
26:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all good.
26:03He's fitter than me.
26:05I mightn't last the pace.
26:07Gonna have to go for an early knockout.
26:10Well, you could do, but...
26:11But you don't have to.
26:14I want you to throw it.
26:16Give me that again.
26:18You see, I'll bet everything I own on Carlo.
26:25What is it?
26:26You don't think I'm good enough?
26:27No, if we talk about it, of course I do.
26:29Of course I do.
26:30But this was always my plan from the start, Jamie.
26:31You stupid.
26:32No, hold on a second.
26:34Once Delilah found out she was up against me,
26:35there was no way that woman was gonna lose,
26:37even if it meant her climbing into the ring
26:38and clawing you to bits herself.
26:40What?
26:41After all this?
26:42I mean, what choice did I have?
26:43There was no short bet to be had.
26:46You, uh, can ask Ryan, too?
26:49Yeah, of course.
26:50Well, you know, I never got the chance, did I?
26:51Well, what makes you think he'd have done it?
26:53Oh, come on.
26:54A kid like that, money like this,
26:55he's got better morals than you have.
26:57Now, you know that's not fair.
26:58I'm just a stooge.
26:59Oh.
27:00Again, story of my life.
27:02I'm just a small part of someone else's big plan.
27:04Jamie, this is a real tough call to make.
27:07Now, do I let my wife's new boyfriend take a beating,
27:10or do we make a shed load of cash out of him?
27:12Now, I'm happy you to scour him up,
27:13knock him back, give him a bloody nose even,
27:15but...
27:16Jamie,
27:17I really need you to take the fall on this one, yeah?
27:20No way.
27:21It's best all round.
27:22You can't ask me to do this, are you right?
27:24Jamie, this is my neck on a line, this is D-Day.
27:27I've never taken a fall in my life, not for anybody.
27:31I am begging you.
27:34I'm begging you as a friend, all right?
27:37A real friend would know me better than that.
27:41Shut up.
27:46And now, to the main attraction of the evening!
27:53Ladies and gentlemen, in the blue corner,
27:57I give you a local boy who's just come out of retirement,
28:00Jamie Coo-Han-Cabra!
28:05And in the red corner,
28:09that's red for danger,
28:11I present to you,
28:13for his first fight back at home top,
28:15Carlo the Cobra!
28:17Hooray!
28:20Hooray!
28:22Hooray!
28:23Hooray!
28:25Hooray!
28:25Thanks for being by it.
28:27Touch gloves, come out, Boxer.
28:29Touch gloves, lads.
28:32And now, watch!
28:34What's that?
28:42Come on, come on, Inches!
28:45Come on, Inches!
28:47Oh, my God, I can't watch this picture.
29:03stay down, take the count
29:09come on Jamie, concentrate
29:14Come on.
29:17Keep it up.
29:30Bet that hurt.
29:32How would you know? You've got no feelings.
29:35I felt a lot on the last night of our honeymoon.
29:38If you remember, I was passed out drunk.
29:40A Spanish barman wasn't.
29:44Stop!
29:45Over there!
29:46What the fuck are you doing?
29:47It's a blank game.
29:48Next one, all right.
29:49This one.
29:50Come on, Jamie. Now's your chance.
30:03Keep your eye on that cuck.
30:05It's nothing. I'm all right here on that time, son.
30:08Carlo's definitely your type of guy, Delilah.
30:10Not much going on behind the eyes.
30:13You don't want David Beckham for his wit and repartee.
30:16But when you get bored of him, eh?
30:17Get yourself a new one, can't you?
30:19I won't get bored of a boy like that.
30:21He's not like you, Archie.
30:22He's an animal in and out of the ring.
30:26Let me tell you something, Delilah.
30:28My boy's going to kill him.
30:33Jamie!
30:34Jamie, come on!
30:35What are you doing?
30:36Jamie!
30:37You're having him!
30:40Come on, Jamie!
30:42You're having him!
30:43Come on, Jamie!
30:44Come on, Jamie!
30:44Come on, Jamie!
30:45Come on, Jamie!
30:46Come on, Jamie!
30:53Come on, my son!
30:56Come on, Jamie!
30:58Come on, Jamie!
31:00Come on, Jamie!
31:35Oh, my God.
31:55Oh, my God.
32:03Jamie.
32:04Jamie.
32:06Jamie, come on, mate.
32:08Wait, wait. Don't do this.
32:09Come back to me. Come on, mate.
32:11Jamie, you wake up.
32:13What's the matter with you? Come on, say something.
32:16Jamie, will you just open...
32:17Come on, open your eyes, pal.
32:19Hey, look, he's open his eyes. There you go.
32:22Hey!
32:22Hey!
32:23Right, lads, clear some space. Let them have some fresh air, yeah?
32:25Good fight, son.
32:26Yeah, good fight, son.
32:29That's what you said.
32:32Well...
32:34There you go.
32:36Still one on point, son, didn't I?
32:39I don't know what to say.
32:42Do I thank you?
32:44What, you...
32:45You said...
32:46I knew it! I knew it, Jamie! I was watching!
32:49And I knew it when you did it!
32:51Oh, mate, I just...
32:52You're just pleased I saved your skin.
32:54Oh, you better believe it. You did me proud, you did...
32:57You all right?
32:57I took before, cos I felt sorry for you.
33:03But it's over.
33:05What are you saying that for?
33:07Don't be like that.
33:08You always push it, Archie.
33:11You went too far this time.
33:14Why?
33:15You know, we got a partnership, haven't we?
33:18We're...
33:18We're buddies, mate.
33:19You know, we're best when we're together.
33:20Jamie, eh?
33:24Eh?
33:40We're finished.
33:43For good.
33:51I'm sorry, I...
33:54I'm sorry.
34:01This is, er...
34:03Mr. Persever, the fight.
34:17See you around, Jamie.
34:23I'm sorry.
34:31Disgusting.
34:32I'm never gonna go and see another boxing match again, ever.
34:34Of course I enjoyed it myself, Eva, Petra.
34:36What's your problem?
34:38Fixing that fight when you're enough dosh to pay Delilah so you never have to set eyes on her again.
34:42Yeah.
34:43Everyone got a good few quid made out of it, thanks to Jamie.
34:45He was blinding tonight, wasn't he?
34:47We've never seen a man move so fast.
34:49A shite of a shiny shovel.
34:51At least he's not too badly hurt.
34:53How was I supposed to know who was gonna take it like that?
34:55Oh, granted.
34:56I was pushing my luck, but I have been good to him too, Petra.
34:58Don't worry, your conscience never lasts too long.
35:00Right.
35:01Any chance for a nightcap, then?
35:03You're an expert at using people, Archie.
35:05Go find someone else to take advantage of.
35:31What's up, bro?
35:32What's up, bro?
35:34What's up?
35:36What's up, bro?
35:36All right.
35:37All right?
35:40What do you mean?
35:41Snap.
35:42Look at this.
35:43It's a fee from the fight.
35:45Nah.
35:46You ain't.
35:47Sweet.
35:48I don't want it.
35:48I want a fair fight.
35:51You threw it.
35:53I had no choice.
35:58You see?
35:59I knew it.
36:00I knew you could have had it.
36:04Yeah.
36:13Say, I could do with it, to be honest.
36:16I don't really know where my next pennies is coming from.
36:19The medic said I might not be able to fight it in.
36:24Archie bloody daily.
36:25Nah.
36:26Nah, it's not Archie's fee.
36:27I was the one that went off the rails, yeah?
36:30It was that Carlo that did this.
36:33I mean, do you know that I was half unconscious when that bastard come at me with his big size
36:37tents?
37:11What are you on?
37:13Come back for more, eh?
37:15You owe my mate an apology.
37:19At the very least.
37:20I'm the loser in the shell suit.
37:22You know what I owe him?
37:23Ah!
37:45They said it wasn't safe for me to come in here.
37:49But I told them I know you.
37:54Carlo Rocks is out of hospital.
37:57I thought you'd want to know.
38:00Apparently he used to be good looking.
38:03He must have done something pretty bad to deserve that.
38:09Just don't try and tell me this has nothing to do with daily.
38:15Don't say you weren't warned.
38:26He's been arrested and charged.
38:30It's all about, you know, the exterminating circumstances.
38:32He hasn't even tried to deny it.
38:35I don't know what you want me to do about it.
38:38Hey, Dicky, you're the legal whiz.
38:40Do something.
38:43Please?
38:45Well done, mate.
38:46Worth every penny.
38:47Well, if there's nothing else.
38:48No, but it's all my fault.
38:49The whole thing.
38:50Jamie just got caught up in it.
38:51And none of this would have happened if it hadn't been for me.
38:53I can vouch for that.
38:54Come on, you've got to help the kid out, Sheila.
38:57Detective Inspector.
38:59Detective Inspector.
39:02But I know you better than that.
39:05And I know behind your blue badge and your red tape,
39:09you've got a beating heart.
39:12Yeah, I concede that, um, under the circumstances,
39:17I might consider being lenient.
39:20Ah, good on you, girl.
39:22If...
39:22I'm sorry.
39:23It was only up to me.
39:25But this is a serious criminal prosecution.
39:28It's entirely out of my hands.
39:32There is, however, one way
39:37that you just might possibly get him off.
39:44OK, do I look all right?
39:46All right.
39:46All right.
39:52Let me get this straight.
39:54You think, after all that's gone on between us,
39:58that you can just swan in here
40:00and ask my Carlo to drop the charges?
40:03Delilah, please.
40:04You know, the cops didn't see anything,
40:05so it's entirely in your hands.
40:08All right, granted, what he did
40:10there's no excuse for, all right?
40:13Carlo, he was bang out of order.
40:15Shut up and recuperate, darling.
40:20Took a lot of guts you coming here.
40:24You're showing your true colours, Archie.
40:27Yeah, well, I just thought it was time
40:29we settled our differences.
40:30Oh, I wouldn't know where to begin.
40:35How about the night we met?
40:38How about all the other nights when you never made it home?
40:43Yeah, Delilah, I remember that time we were walking over Putney Bridge.
40:47The sun was just coming up.
40:48There wasn't a sinner to be seen.
40:51And for two minutes, it was just the two of us.
40:55It was beautiful.
40:59You said it was like time had stopped just for us.
41:04I don't do it very often.
41:07But if I think really hard, I can remember just the good bits.
41:12I bet you can too.
41:16That's lovely, Archie.
41:21Almost makes me feel emotional.
41:24Yeah.
41:26Me too.
41:28Almost.
41:30But not quite.
41:34But...
41:35I will agree to get Carlo to drop the charges.
41:39On one condition.
41:41Well, you name it.
41:42You agree to the divorce.
41:43Delilah, come on, darling. It just wasn't all my fault.
41:46I never said it was.
41:47But if there's one thing you taught me, Archie,
41:49it's hard to take advantage of a bad situation.
41:54So, do you agree to the divorce?
41:56Yeah, I do.
41:58I hadn't finished.
42:00Do you agree to the divorce for double the cash settlement I asked for?
42:08Oh, this Jamie obviously means a lot to you.
42:12I'd be a fool not to capitalise.
42:19Okay, you're on.
42:21Oh!
42:21Well, I ain't finished yet.
42:23You're on.
42:24But I get to keep Dora.
42:27You're a cold bastard.
42:30Yeah, but I'd be a fool not to capitalise.
42:38Oh, yeah. And thanks.
42:41I really thought I still loved you.
42:44Up to about 30 seconds ago.
42:47But I can relax now.
42:50Archie.
42:53Everyone's a winner.
43:03You're a good man, Archie.
43:06Yeah, I'm potless.
43:09If my Uncle Arthur could see me now.
43:11Yeah, but you did the right thing.
43:14Yeah.
43:15Yeah, yeah, I did, Petra.
43:17I did the right thing.
43:20I went back where I started, didn't I?
43:21But, you know, it doesn't matter,
43:22because I can see the whole world in a much brighter light.
43:33I don't think that's such a good idea, Archie.
43:37No.
43:37No, of course, no.
43:38I didn't mean, you know, we'd go for a drink or something.
43:42But, you know, I'll get a take of it, you know,
43:44because I can't eat the pizzas at the moment.
43:50I might do this.
43:56I can't eat.
44:01I can't eat.
44:07You've got enough for a drink.
44:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
44:08I can't eat.
44:09I can't eat.
44:12Okay, sorry.
44:43I don't know.
44:46I don't know.
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