- 17 hours ago
First broadcast 25th February 2009.
Archie attends the will reading for a former business associate, Harry Grant, who owed him several thousand pounds.
David Brammer - Dr. Crippen
Tom Bennett - Hugo Grant
Stuart Bowman - Chan Donovan
Paul Brooke - Dickie Mint
Edna Doré - Veronica
Clare Higgins - Liz Grant
Steve Pemberton - Vlad the Imposter
Shane Richie - Archie Daley
Jenna Russell - Petra Bennett
Lex Shrapnel - Jamie Cartwright
Jayne Wisener - Maria Grant
Archie attends the will reading for a former business associate, Harry Grant, who owed him several thousand pounds.
David Brammer - Dr. Crippen
Tom Bennett - Hugo Grant
Stuart Bowman - Chan Donovan
Paul Brooke - Dickie Mint
Edna Doré - Veronica
Clare Higgins - Liz Grant
Steve Pemberton - Vlad the Imposter
Shane Richie - Archie Daley
Jenna Russell - Petra Bennett
Lex Shrapnel - Jamie Cartwright
Jayne Wisener - Maria Grant
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00:13That's charming, that is.
00:15That's his son Hugo.
00:17From his first marriage.
00:18He lived in Harry's shadow from the day he was born.
00:25Oh.
00:33Donovan, that's his best friend.
00:37Let me guess, his wife, ex-wife, is the second.
00:44Amicable split, was it?
00:46Harry Grant was not a very nice man.
00:55That must be his daughter.
00:57I know, that's his trouble.
01:00Wife number three.
01:02That's unlucky.
01:06James, come on, look lively.
01:08Even in the valley of shadow of death, there are openings for a man of enterprise.
01:11Don't you ever give your profit motive the day off?
01:14Don't look at it, son.
01:15You're on the job and a merry widow needs minding.
01:17You're taking advantage of a grieving woman.
01:19She's lonely and she needs company in this difficult time.
01:22Anyway, there's a will to read and cash to be made.
01:24Unless of course you'd rather walk away from a damson in distress.
01:29Yes.
01:40Solicitor's office first, then, yeah?
01:43It's all right if you don't want to talk, I don't mind.
01:48I never met Harry, but I'm sure he was, well, he couldn't have been as bad as they say.
01:57What I mean is, well, he looked like he was a nice guy.
02:04Listen, I'm just trying to say sorry about your old man.
02:06He was older than me, so what?
02:08Is there something wrong with that?
02:09I'm not honest, I mean...
02:10Why don't you just shut up and drive?
02:12Tell you what, I'll just shut up and drive.
02:37My dear son Hugo, I leave my most treasured possession.
02:41My autographs of the entire Arsenal FA Cup winning squad of 1979.
02:46I thought you were a Spurs fan.
02:49To my ex-wife Liz, I leave my extensive and pristine vinyl collection,
02:55including the Gary Glitter singles.
03:08What a lovely surprise.
03:10What are you doing here, Archie?
03:12Just skirting the environs.
03:14All you two did it?
03:16They were Harry Bryant at everyone, didn't they?
03:18Still.
03:19Only the dead are beyond the judgment of mortals.
03:23Did it happen to a nicer fella?
03:25Yeah, but a man of our age strut down his prime like that.
03:29He never even had a day off with a cold.
03:31All he ever did was talk business, business, business.
03:33And that's what killed him.
03:35What, business?
03:36No, stress.
03:38That and his diet.
03:39Yeah, he wasn't fat.
03:40No, the crap he was eating.
03:43The post-mortem said it was his lifestyle.
03:45It's no different from you or me.
03:47Well, the future was just a new-laid egg.
03:51Fragile in our fingers.
03:54Let the cotton thrust of modern life correctly down the gloomy next pill.
04:01And to my last, and by far my favourite wife, Maria, I leave the most precious thing
04:07of all, the memory of what we shared together.
04:11Is that it?
04:12What about his house and his assets?
04:14It gives me great pleasure to leave all my other worldly goods to Bianca and the girls.
04:20Who's Bianca?
04:22His bloody cats.
04:24For their care and comfort at the Borden Cat Sanctuary.
04:29With all aspects of this, my final will and testament to be executed immediately.
04:37Hurry up, wait, please.
04:38We need to talk now.
04:40I never want to see you again, sugar.
04:42You can't just walk away like that.
04:43Watch me.
04:44Back off, sunshine.
04:46Who are you?
04:46Somebody you don't know of your room.
04:48Yeah?
04:48Yeah.
04:48Well, keep a very careful eye on that black widow if I was you.
04:51Oh, there you are, Maria.
04:52Trust everything turned out okay?
04:56Hugo's got a bit of an attitude problem.
04:59He and Harry haven't spoken for years.
05:02Families, eh?
05:03He always had to have the last laugh, my Harry.
05:07Sick sense of humour, if you ask me.
05:10Nothing gives me more pleasure than public humiliation.
05:13They made him look like rock pillows.
05:14Yeah, but look what he did to me.
05:16So where are you going to go?
05:18Probably the next flight home.
05:21Mum always said I'd be coming back with my tail between my legs.
05:25Better get my stuff before they change the locks.
05:57What's going on?
05:59What are you doing?
06:00This is taking off me like that.
06:01You're looking for something?
06:03None of your business.
06:03Sorry, just, er, I think somebody pulled up our front.
06:10We shouldn't really hang about.
06:13This is my home.
06:14Not anymore, it's not.
06:24Let's go.
06:28What do you want?
06:29A hole.
06:30Dream on.
06:31Well, if that's the way you want it.
06:36Yeah, but can he use it?
06:37The wise man knows not to choose the wrong enemy.
06:41No!
06:43No!
06:44No!
06:45No!
06:47No!
06:48No!
06:49No!
06:50No!
06:50No!
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:54No!
06:54No!
07:00Get in the car!
07:09Get in the car!
07:19I did it!
07:20Now drive!
07:23Easy!
07:25Sorry!
07:26Where to?
07:27My place.
07:28You've got some explaining to do.
07:39I'm used to fists.
07:40The car doors are a whole new experience.
07:43It was an accident.
07:44What's going on here, Maria?
07:45I thought it was your job just to look after me.
07:47I might be the hired help, but I do not like taking a beating unless it's for a very good
07:51cause.
07:52All right.
07:53Look, Harry did a job a while back, before I'd even met him.
07:58Some Russian billionaire bought a place in Kensington, and Harry found out when he was taking his wife's valuables through
08:05Heathrow, so he and Donovan and Hugo dressed up as security guards and made off with half of it.
08:12And?
08:13And?
08:13But Harry was the only one caught on camera.
08:16I mean, he managed to stash the stuff safely before he got nicked, but he didn't tell the others where
08:22it was while he was inside.
08:24Not big on loyalty, was he?
08:25When he got out, he took them to where he said he'd buried it.
08:30Right where they'd gone and built the Millennium Dome.
08:33Had to be useful for something.
08:35I mean, he managed to keep the loot tucked away carefully, but, I mean, it was no good to him.
08:39Because he couldn't spend it or Donovan would kill him.
08:42And now he's dead, they're waiting for you to go get it.
08:44I don't even know what it is, never mind where it is.
08:48He trusted you about as much as the other guys.
08:50He would have told me if it hadn't been for him dying for sudden.
08:54The guy who cut you out of his wood and left with nothing?
08:57Yeah.
09:01Like I said, you're paid to protect me, not to have an opinion.
09:05The spare room's made up.
09:07Having trouble sleeping?
09:09Well, doesn't everyone?
09:11Lightheaded if you get up too quickly.
09:13Only one I've been drinking.
09:16Any short-term memory loss?
09:18I can't remember the last time.
09:19Me too.
09:20Pain in the arse, isn't it?
09:22No, seriously, Doc, I'm having these unhealthy thoughts.
09:25You know, like I'm going to go before my time.
09:27You'd want to watch that.
09:29People don't realise that death can be psychosomatic.
09:32Seriously, I am worried.
09:34I was banking on a few more decades at least.
09:36Well, we can't hold back the ravages of time, but we can stall them a bit when they're not looking.
09:41Well, how do I do that then?
09:43Avoid stress, quick drink, get exercise, and go on a fruit diet.
09:48Is that it?
09:50About 50 quid should do it.
10:00That, packed full of vitamin C.
10:02It's good for your old prostrate.
10:04Not even the tiniest whiff of vodka to wash it down.
10:06And, Petra, the dye is cast.
10:08As the man with no name once said, a man has got to know his own limitations.
10:13That was dirty Harry.
10:14And a fiver says you don't last a day.
10:16Oh, she of little faith.
10:17Let me tell you something, Petra.
10:18Look at the new Archie Daly.
10:19I've cleaned up my act.
10:21Oh, yes.
10:21No more late nights.
10:22No more bad food.
10:24No strong drink.
10:25And definitely, no more stress.
10:27Be good.
10:30Hands up!
10:31I've warned you, I have a heart condition.
10:32Where is she?
10:34Who may that be exactly?
10:35No, no, no!
10:37Hands on me dick and ticker, I haven't got the foggiest.
10:39I suppose you know nothing about the diamonds either.
10:44Diamonds?
10:52Come on me a minute.
10:56Don't even think of driving it again.
11:00Still vacancies for the London Olympics.
11:02Oh, you might not be, Jamie.
11:04But let's just see which one of us lasts the longest, eh?
11:06My life expectancy's gone right down since you lumbered me with the ice cream.
11:10Oi! Oi!
11:11You told me this was a bluff job.
11:12No!
11:13I said she needed protection.
11:14Well, she needs a bleeding SWAT team with that Bruce Lee after her.
11:17What?
11:17Chan Donovan?
11:18Chan?
11:19What, as in Jackie?
11:20Yes, as in Jackie.
11:21And I warned you not to set your minces off her.
11:23Something's not right about her, Archie.
11:24She's not exactly what you'd call in mourning.
11:26Yeah, well, some of us grieve in different ways, all right?
11:28Yeah, well, I think she's after his money.
11:30Why else would a girl like that be with a guy twice her age?
11:33How much...
11:34Ah, Maria!
11:36Sweetheart!
11:37Hello.
11:38Jamie tells me we're having a spot of bother.
11:40Well, let me reassure you we guarantee our total backup.
11:43Thanks, Archie.
11:44That's all right.
11:45And the diamonds are as good as in the bag.
11:47Diamonds?
11:48What diamonds?
11:49Yeah, for a percentage, obviously.
11:50Stashed from the robbery.
11:51Oh, well, whatever they're worth, we'll go 50-50.
11:55Hey, I sense a very good judge of character.
11:59Presuming no man alive knows where the ice has been desecrated,
12:03we can only piece together the bits of the jigsaw we have.
12:07The will.
12:07The cat's home.
12:09Best mate Donovan.
12:10Ex-wife Liz.
12:12Testimony of the son, such as it is, of...
12:14Hugo.
12:15How was I?
12:17Well deranged, I'm calling.
12:18But, Maria, is there maybe anything else, you know, you might have got from Harry?
12:21Just these letters.
12:22Oh, yeah.
12:23They're from Liz, mostly.
12:25Some of them recent.
12:28I'll always cherish that special thing me had, like the time in the car park with the
12:32handcuffs and...
12:33I can never again look at a cucumber without thinking about that night we had in Stoke when
12:39you two...
12:40I can't believe you keep players like that.
12:42You don't seriously think you were still seeing a contest?
12:47Well, I mean, it's a good place to start.
12:48It's not as if we've got a whole pile of choice, is it?
12:50Not unless you've got a way of talking to the dead.
12:55I knew your resolution wouldn't last.
12:57No, I don't need a drink, Petra, but I do need a quiet word in your shell, like...
13:00Listen, I need to get in touch with your cousin postage.
13:03You know the one that changed his name?
13:04Who, Vlad the Impostor?
13:05What he does, it ain't natural.
13:07Oh, just to refresh my memory though, did you say he was psychic or psychotic?
13:13Come in.
13:15Come.
13:18Closer.
13:20Open your heaving hearts.
13:23Relax your anguished minds.
13:27Release your id, and let Vlad lead you without fear or bondage.
13:33You know who you are.
13:35You know what I need from you.
13:41And you belong to me.
13:44There is a word.
13:47Inspiration coming to you from deep in your soul.
13:50A place.
13:52A name.
13:53An idea.
13:55A word with great significance to all here.
14:01It is time.
14:26It is time.
14:34Time out.
14:47Time out.
14:48Time out.
14:50We came here to talk.
14:56Why were you writing to my husband?
14:57I wouldn't expect a kid like you to understand.
15:00Hang on.
15:00I saw you break his finger at the funeral.
15:02Just because I loved him, doesn't mean I didn't hate him too.
15:06Yeah, well, he didn't love you.
15:08So why did he keep my letters?
15:09Don't try and kid yourself.
15:10I know you're just like the rest of them.
15:12You're only interested in the diamonds.
15:15What diamonds?
15:20Petra told you I was coming, didn't she?
15:23I have no concept of who you may be a citizen.
15:27Archie Daly.
15:28And I know you're Colin from Catford.
15:31Well, I might have anticipated you were coming, Kemosabe.
15:34But how did the punters know?
15:35No, I'm not bothered.
15:36Keep your trade secrets to yourself.
15:38All I know is hoping for a little help on a personal matter.
15:42I can't make my talents perform just like that.
15:44I have to wait for the spirits to rise.
15:47Oh, maybe this will shift them from their slumber.
15:50Ah.
15:52Lucifer's calling card.
15:54Yeah.
16:02How could he humiliate me like this?
16:08Is that caviar?
16:10The world is made up of two sorts of people.
16:13Those who like cats and those who don't.
16:16You, I presume, are one of the latter.
16:19Oh, I like them all right.
16:20I just don't think they should be treated better than people.
16:23The Egyptians believed that their cats were gods.
16:26Nine out of ten cats would agree with them.
16:28I must ask who you are.
16:31Mrs. Grant.
16:33How well did you know my husband?
16:35Oh, I only met him once or twice.
16:37But he was a kindred spirit.
16:39This legacy is like a dream come true.
16:43Yeah.
16:43Winter in the Bahamas and a summer house in Saint Tropez.
16:46Why?
16:46The will is quite specific.
16:48All the money goes to the cats.
16:50The most I can gain is to enjoy the television and share the food.
16:56Mr. Donovan was here earlier.
16:59He was rather partial to my taramasillata.
17:05I know cat people are off their heads, but she is absolutely barking.
17:12Well, she's definitely not in it for the money.
17:15At least Harry was straight up about that bit.
17:17Yeah, but why was Donovan there?
17:20Because he couldn't get to you.
17:21He did the next best fit.
17:23But I don't know where the diamonds are.
17:26Well, that ain't what Chan Donovan fits.
17:33Could be the devil.
17:40Go faster or we'll never shake him.
17:42Any faster we'll get arrested.
17:46I was kind of hoping we'd lose him before we run out of juice.
17:57All right, that's it. Tank's empty. We're going to have to make a run for it.
18:05Come on. Come on.
18:07I think it's a better size.
18:13Where's the minor here?
18:15Come on, I have an idea.
18:16What's the name?
18:50You're interested in friends.
18:52I used to work here.
18:53That's how I met Harry.
18:55Classy guy.
18:58This will do for tonight.
19:00Maybe I should just get the first train out of here.
19:06It's not quite up to Harry's style.
19:10You're going to have to get used to that, aren't you?
19:12Look, if you hate me that much, you know what you can do.
19:15I just want you to be straight with me about all this.
19:18I've told you everything I know.
19:19But Donovan wouldn't be after you unless you had something.
19:22Why couldn't you just trust me?
19:24Been around the block a few times, haven't I?
19:26Well, poor you.
19:27You've no idea the kind of life I've had either.
19:30Yeah, well, have you ever had somebody die in your arms?
19:34You were with him.
19:37We were in bed together.
19:41You weren't actually...
19:43Making love?
19:44Yes.
19:48Oh, right.
19:51Well, I suppose if you had a choice in these things...
19:56We locked him to death.
20:00Shouldn't feel too bad about it.
20:02Betrayed you for his cats, remember?
20:16Listen, I'm sorry.
20:18I didn't mean to...
20:19Can you just shut up and talk to me something else for five minutes?
20:39I'm sorry.
20:40It just fits into...
20:42Yeah, no, no, no, of course.
20:44It's not like I...
20:45Yeah, me too.
20:49Maybe in a different life, eh?
21:08It just fits into the nursery.
21:09Let's get through the hall.
21:09You're alone, you're alone.
21:13I'm not too busy with old friends.
21:15I'm alone.
21:15You're alone.
21:17I'm alone.
21:19I'm alone.
21:31What are you playing at? I have been looking all night for you.
21:36Jamie, she is a vulnerable young widow.
21:38I slept in the armchair.
21:40Oh, really? Yeah.
21:41So why'd you bring her back here then, eh?
21:43Because Chan Donovan was hanging out at my place.
21:46Honest.
21:50Right, everyone, listen, it's a long shot, but there's someone I want her to meet, all right?
21:52He rings, he might be able to help her.
21:54Come on, trust me.
22:03I am sorry for your loss, Mrs. Grant.
22:06But while your husband might have completed this part of his being,
22:09you will find him full of life within an ex.
22:13That girl's suffering enough, and you want to put her through this hocus-pocus?
22:16This guy's the real deal. We've got nothing to lose, all right?
22:18What about her?
22:19I see you are a skeptic.
22:21He's a bleeding mind, Vader.
22:22I can also surmise you prefer to use your fists before your thoughts.
22:28But at heart, you are a man of honor,
22:31with a wish that people could see beyond this rough exterior.
22:37See why did they, Johnny?
22:39He can pickpocket you in amongst thoughts.
22:41The spirits of the departed can often seem unsettled,
22:44but there is nothing to fear.
22:49Unless, of course, we have done something for which we need to be admonished.
22:56Maria, wait up.
22:57Maria!
22:59I'm sorry about that, Vlad, old son. I'll go and talk him around.
23:01I'll tell you what, mate.
23:02That girl's guilty of something.
23:07You're some piece of work, you are.
23:09What? You want to...
23:10I was only trying to help you.
23:11You're only helping yourself, and now Maria's in my cab crying like a baby.
23:14Or maybe she's hiding something.
23:15What are you on about now?
23:16Vlad thinks she's guilty of something.
23:18How do we know she didn't kill Harry herself, eh?
23:20You are really loose.
23:21No, no, no, no, no, Jamie, think about it.
23:23She's strangling us along, because that would explain everything.
23:25But Harry died on the job.
23:27Oh.
23:27We're having sex.
23:29Really?
23:29And I believe her. She's just straight up.
23:32Oh, you've changed your tune all of a sudden, haven't you?
23:35I've got to know her a bit, that's all.
23:36Yeah.
23:37Well, you should be careful.
23:39Yes, because you could be next.
24:09I've got to know her first.
24:11Oh, two halves of freshly squeezed orange juice, please.
24:14You'll have it from a bottle like everyone else.
24:16Stick a double VOD in mine, will you, love?
24:18Yeah.
24:21So, what's the panic, Archie?
24:23What I need is your professional opinion on a very delicate subject.
24:28Do you think a woman could give a man a heart attack drawing?
24:35You know, in bed.
24:38A few of us are lucky enough to go in style.
24:41Most heart attacks happen on the bog.
24:43Like Elvis.
24:45Tragic but true.
24:46One minute you're settling down with your auto trader and building up to a good old crip.
24:51Please.
24:52I have a very delicate constituency.
24:55I just need to know if a woman could murder a man that way.
25:00Well, why not?
25:02If she's good at it.
25:09See, I don't want to cast any dispersions, Liz.
25:12I just want to find out exactly how Harry died.
25:15I thought he went peacefully in his sleep.
25:17Well, that's a new point, actually.
25:20I was wondering if he might have had a heart problem.
25:23Apart from it stopping like that, no.
25:27So, do you think he might have been vulnerable in bed, so to speak?
25:32Quite the reverse.
25:34He liked things a bit rough, to be honest.
25:38He had a big thing about body piercing, too.
25:42Had us both done up like pincushions.
25:46Such a long time since I had the firm touch of a good man.
25:50I really must be off, Neil.
25:51Oh, don't go.
25:52I'm just knocking up a ham sandwich.
25:53I've turned vegetarian.
25:55Well, that's cucumber if you fancy it.
25:56Oh, I couldn't really.
25:58So, what'd you come round for?
26:00Listen, to put it frankly,
26:03do you think Maria had reason to kill him?
26:06Those diamonds were worth over half a million.
26:09Can you think of a better motive than that?
26:13Here, Vlad, I need to do this myself.
26:15That girl's way too dangerous.
26:18Harry is with us.
26:21He is glad you are here.
26:23He wants to help you.
26:25That's nice.
26:26But he has to be sure it is really you.
26:31Tell him he still owes me five grand.
26:38It was three and a half daily.
26:41Yeah, of course.
26:42But, you know, what with inflation and interest,
26:44I just thought that maybe we could, you know...
26:46Is that all you wanted?
26:49No.
26:50I'm going to cut to the chase.
26:53Harry?
26:57It's about the diamonds.
26:58Ask my wife.
27:01She doesn't know.
27:02She should be able to work it out.
27:04All the facts are there.
27:07It's just a matter of how you look at them.
27:11Any chance of a clue, Harry?
27:12They're for her daily.
27:14And every girl knows diamonds are for wearing.
27:24Maybe you're a interrogation.
27:26You're not going to do this yet.
27:28Let's go.
28:17Let's go.
28:56Let's go.
28:56Let's go.
28:57Let's go.
29:24Let's go.
29:50Let's go.
29:53Let's go.
30:01Let's go.
30:03Let's go.
30:05Let's go.
30:05Let's go.
30:33Let's go.
31:04Let's go.
31:22Let's go.
31:44Let's go.
31:45Let's go.
31:46Let's go.
31:46Let's go.
32:13Let's go.
32:23Let's go.
32:26Let's go.
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32:45Let's go.
32:45Let's go.
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32:59Let's go.
33:02Let's go.
33:03Let's go.
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33:06Let's go.
33:07Let's go.
33:22Let's go.
33:35Let's go.
33:38Let's go.
33:43Let's go.
34:10Let's go.
34:10Let's go.
34:15Let's go.
34:16Let's go.
34:19Let's go.
34:20Let's go.
34:21Let's go.
34:22It's not your name tag, either.
34:23Hey, well, maybe we're too late.
34:25Oi.
34:26The cat lady said Donovan was here.
34:28She's dead.
34:30Whoa, no.
34:30Don't tell me it was Chan.
34:32Not her, Bianca.
34:33She died last year.
34:35That's what he meant in the will when he said the most precious thing.
34:38The memories we shared.
34:41She's losing it.
34:42We've pushed her over the edge.
34:43We?
34:44It's Bianca's collar.
34:45That's where he hid the diamonds.
34:47And I'm the only one who knows where the cat's buried.
35:04Is it what I like it?
35:06Are you sure it's here, love?
35:07Yeah, definitely. She's down the bottom in the corner.
35:11I'm sorry, I don't think I can go through with this.
35:13Hey, hey, come on, that's all right. You stay in the warm room, it's fine.
35:17Me and Jamie will do the dirty work, won't we?
35:20Yeah.
35:32What? What was that?
35:35Zombie flesh-eating? Seriously, something over there in the shadows.
35:38Must be a cat or something.
35:46Jamie!
35:49We'll do all the dirty work, won't we, Jamie?
35:51Hurry up, this place has given me the heebie-bee-gees.
35:55You've never got your hands dirty in your life, have you?
35:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, in case you forgot, I'm the brains in this partnership.
36:00Remember, give and take?
36:01Yeah, I give, and you take.
36:03Hey, status quo quo, Jamie, that's what makes us the perfect pair.
36:06Yeah, right, bear with di-
36:07Hey! Gently does it.
36:10I do believe I have a new respect for my feline cousins.
36:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
36:16Especially this one.
36:21Go on now, open her up.
36:23You've got a muscle.
36:25What, are you afraid?
36:26No, I'm not afraid.
36:28You ought to be.
36:30Well, Chan, you hold it right there.
36:32It's two against one.
36:33The odds are in our favour.
36:35Can't again, aren't you?
36:37You haven't said hello to my wee friend.
36:41All right, game over.
36:43You want it, Chan?
36:44You can have it.
36:46Hit him properly, Jamie.
36:57The true samurai respects his enemies above all else.
37:03Who's right, son?
37:08Now that's teamwork.
37:10Avenge is sweet.
37:13I prefer it as a dish served cold.
37:17Oh, it's Bonnie without the Clyde.
37:19Liz, Elizabeth, please.
37:21May I suggest we repair somewhere slightly more salacious
37:24with a bottle of something very strong
37:26where we can sit down and hopefully negotiate our way out
37:30of this somewhat daunting conundrum.
37:37We'll take that as a no, then, shall we?
37:55Well, Mary was so certain.
38:02She said she knew exactly where they were.
38:04She did, didn't she?
38:08I'll just take it in my cab!
38:16Jack! Jamie!
38:18Jamie!
38:19Jack!
38:19The world's a better place when it's upside down, boy.
38:24If there's lessons to be learned,
38:27I'd rather get my general words in first, though.
38:31When you're playing with design,
38:33don't come running to my place when it burns like...
38:37Nothing's sweet about me
38:40Nothing's sweet about me
38:42Nothing's sweet about me
38:44Sweet about me
38:47Nothing's sweet about me
38:49Nothing's sweet about me
38:50Yeah
38:51Fancy a lift?
38:54It'd be a shame not to gain out of all of this somehow, Archie.
38:58Got you something with all that adrenaline.
39:01The walk will do me good.
39:09sehen car
39:22Birthday
39:24Hi, Jamie.
39:25I just wanted to say sorry for not coming clean with you.
39:29I'm getting the first train from Paris tomorrow
39:31and I wanted you to know that.
39:34I guess this is goodbye then.
40:11Could I help Bianca turned up then?
40:15I bought it for me when the real one died.
40:19So he cut me out of his will just to get the others off my back.
40:22You were a comedian, weren't he?
40:25He got me out of a rotten life and I loved him for it with all my heart.
40:29And now I know he loved me too.
40:32So you get the last laugh this time?
40:35You don't think I deserve it?
40:38Or would you rather the others got the diamonds?
40:41No, I just don't like having a fast one, Paul.
40:44That's what you're gonna do. You gonna stop me?
40:50Why'd you come here, Jimmy?
40:52I don't know.
40:55Just to say, sorry?
40:57I was wrong?
40:59I should have trusted you from the start.
41:03Who knows what might have happened if you had?
41:07Oh, I don't think so.
41:24You wanna watch that, Jimmy?
41:29Sometimes people just connect.
41:32Don't ask too many questions when that happens.
41:35A moment passes just like that.
41:38And if you're not ready to grab it, it's gone.
41:39Come on.
41:50It's not too late to come with me.
42:37What's that?
42:37It looks like you need it.
42:39Half the tooth.
42:39A pint of your finest cranberry juice, please, Petra.
42:42You made it home all right, then?
42:43Yes.
42:44I'm somewhat a little dehydrated after a 15-mile jog because somebody stole my car.
42:49Nothing wrong with your heart, then?
42:51He's got a lot more than...
42:54You both missed the party.
42:56My cousin Colin was here all night buying drinks.
42:59Vlad the Impaler?
43:00I warned you about him, Archie.
43:02He made more dosh out of you than he does in a month.
43:04Oh, Petra, I don't begrudge him a penny.
43:07That man has remarkable insight.
43:08He's a shyster.
43:10Don't tell me you fell for all that bunkum.
43:12No, it's a question of faith, belief in the here afterwards.
43:16If I tell you something now, without him, we would have never, ever got to the bottom of him.
43:19We'd have worked out somehow.
43:21Oh, really, James, is that right?
43:23How come Vlad knew about Harry?
43:24How come he knew about the stolen diamonds?
43:26And how could he have possibly known the exact amount of money owed to me by a dead man?
43:30Ha-ha!
43:31Hmm.
43:31Because I told him.
43:34Can I get you another?
43:37Yes, a good vodka.
43:39Large one.
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