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00:07Oh my goodness.
00:09Another day is gone.
00:11Never give up, you're all stars.
00:13I am so glad I am not the one that went home.
00:16Bye, girl.
00:17Stacy, put your back into it.
00:18Girl.
00:21When I was on stage for the elimination,
00:23I was so mad at myself.
00:25Girl, I felt like I was about to walk the plank.
00:27You know how Shangela said,
00:28I feel like you're about to die?
00:29Yeah.
00:31Girl.
00:32I feel like I could be doing a whole lot better
00:33in this competition.
00:34I just feel like stuff keeps coming back
00:36and just knocking me down.
00:39Girl, Manila won the challenge.
00:40Yeah.
00:41How sad is that?
00:42I thought she did really good.
00:44You don't think it was like a little bit risky?
00:46Oh, it was definitely risky.
00:46That she was making fun of some other culture
00:49that it's not hers.
00:49She was making fun of a culture
00:49that she looks to be a part of, but she's not.
00:54You know, it just made me uncomfortable.
00:55But the judges seem to enjoy that.
00:57So, hallelujah.
00:58Girl's just like Margaret Cho.
01:00That's what I was going for.
01:01You know, she makes fun of her Asian mom all the time.
01:03But she is of that culture.
01:04That's her mom.
01:07It's really no different than you doing black southern lady.
01:11Well, but I'm black and I'm from the south.
01:13She is not acting.
01:14She is.
01:15I think the whole conversation is bullshit.
01:17If a black girl was asked to be funny,
01:19the first thing they immediately do is get ghetto,
01:22get country, and I love it.
01:23What's the difference, really?
01:24Some of us were doing it as drag queens.
01:28Well, no.
01:29I think that everybody on that set was doing drag.
01:31It was just a different interpretation of their drag.
01:32Your interpretation of it.
01:33Yeah.
01:34No reason to get mad.
01:35I just don't want to talk about it.
01:37What's going on?
01:37They're just making it all like a race thing,
01:39and it's not.
01:40It's so not.
01:41I don't mean this to be offensive,
01:43but do you have nail polish?
01:45No, I'm serious.
01:47Girl, you got she-mail.
01:49Hey, hey, racers.
01:51Hey.
01:51In the cosmos, there are billions and billions of stars,
01:55but the brightest ones are right here in Hollywood.
01:58Now, when it's your turn in the spotlight,
02:00will you sparkle, Neely sparkle,
02:02or will you fall deep into the valley of the dolls?
02:09She's so good.
02:10Hello, hello, hello.
02:12Hi, ladies.
02:13Wow.
02:15For today's mini-challenge,
02:17we're going to play the new gaming sensation
02:19that's sweeping the nation,
02:21and it's called
02:24Shit RuPaul Says.
02:26Say it with me.
02:27Shit RuPaul Says.
02:31One by one, letters will pop onto the screen.
02:34Now, if you think you know the answer,
02:36hit your buzzer, but be careful,
02:37because if you're wrong, you're out.
02:39The last queen standing will win
02:42a phone call home.
02:44Oh.
02:46I almost start to tear up,
02:47because I immediately think,
02:50oh, my God, I have the opportunity to call my grandma.
02:52Are you ready to play?
02:53Yes!
02:54When I call your names,
02:56swish on down.
02:57Jada Sofia!
02:58Swish on down!
03:02I would love to call my mom.
03:04She's gonna be so excited.
03:05She's gonna be like, are you eating?
03:07Delta work!
03:08Swish on down!
03:12Carmen Carrera,
03:13swish on down!
03:18All right, so let's go to the puzzle.
03:21This puzzle is Shit RuPaul Eats.
03:26Let's go.
03:32Delta.
03:33Two piece and a biscuit.
03:34Oh, my goodness!
03:38Condragulations, Delta work!
03:41This next puzzle is Shit RuPaul Says.
03:47Buzz in when you know.
03:51Raja, what is your answer?
03:53Eleganza extravaganza.
03:57Raja is right!
03:59All right, the last three queens to play.
04:02This round is Shit RuPaul Plugs.
04:06Oh.
04:07Oh, dear.
04:10Buzz in when you think you know the answer.
04:12All right, Shangela, what is your answer?
04:15Available on iTunes.
04:19That is correct!
04:21Congratulations, Shangela.
04:22All right, Delta and Raja.
04:25Whoever wins this round will be the winner of the mini challenge.
04:30This puzzle is Ghetto Shit RuPaul Says.
04:34Mm-hmm.
04:34Okay.
04:37Buzz in when you think you know the answer.
04:41No answers yet.
04:45All right, Delta works.
04:47What do you have?
04:49She done already done had herses.
04:52Yes, ma'am!
04:54Yes, ma'am!
04:55Yeah, Josh, she done already done had herses!
04:58Delta, you win!
04:59Yay!
05:01You've won yourself a phone call home.
05:06Ladies, I hope your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent are all warmed up.
05:13Because for this week's main challenge, you're going to be guest stars on a game show we like to call...
05:22Snatch Game!
05:24Yay!
05:26This is your chance to bring to life your best celebrity impersonations.
05:31Bottom line, you need to be an entertainer who really entertains.
05:35I'll be back a little later to check on your progress.
05:38Gentlemen, start your engines.
05:41And may the best shell win!
05:44Okay?
05:47I remember Shangela saying, oh, I would call my grandmother and I would love to just check up on her.
05:51And I thought to myself, I don't need the phone call right now.
05:54But listen, the more I hear about your grandmother and, like, how she's kind of on her own,
05:58the phone call would be better used by you, I think.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01What?
06:03It was a really sincere gift that was so unselfish of her.
06:08It touched me.
06:11So what you doing, what to do, girl?
06:12Child, Miss Joan Crawford.
06:15Oh, what?
06:16Do you ever do, like, impersonations of her?
06:18Uh-uh.
06:18Oh, bitch, I got this nailed.
06:20I am Joan Crawford.
06:22Yes.
06:24I'm the painting between Ann Nicole and Fran Drescher.
06:28I don't even know who is that.
06:29Fran Drescher, baby.
06:31You are doing Tina?
06:33Nicotina Turner.
06:34She's doing Nicotina and doing Alicia Keys.
06:36Okay.
06:36I think I've decided on it.
06:37What have you decided on?
06:38Anna Nicole.
06:39Girl, you've been flip-flopping.
06:40I've decided I'm going to do Anna Nicole because she loves pink.
06:43I love pink myself.
06:44Should I make a silver and pink dress?
06:48WWAND.
06:49What would Anna Nicole do?
06:50I love my girl Stacy, but I don't feel that she's completely confident in what she's saying,
06:54so I'm wondering, is she going to be able to pull this off?
07:03Today we're doing the Snatch Game, celebrity impersonation.
07:05I'm a little concerned about my character, because I don't think Alicia Keys is funny.
07:09So how are you going to come back at that?
07:11I'm going to do my best, honey.
07:14So, um, what are you going to do?
07:17Um, I'm going to do Imelda Marcos.
07:18Yay!
07:20After all this, like, Asian accent talk this morning,
07:23I think that I'm going to go out on a limb and do another Asian accent.
07:27I'm going to be showing a lot of my Filipino pride.
07:33Hello, Ladykins!
07:34Hi!
07:35Hey, Delta.
07:36What do you have here?
07:38I am doing Cher.
07:40What?!
07:41I know.
07:41I happen to know she's a fan of this show.
07:43Oh, wow.
07:43You know she'll be watching this.
07:45Oh, my gosh.
07:45Yeah.
07:45No pressure.
07:46Every queen in the world is going to be watching this.
07:48Right.
07:48And everyone who's ever done Cher is going to be watching this.
07:51So you have to represent.
07:52I can certainly try.
07:55Hey, Raja.
07:56Hi, Ru.
07:57Who do we have here?
07:58I'm doing Tyra.
07:59Now, didn't she win the last RuPaul Drag Race?
08:02No, not the other Tyra, the actual Tyra.
08:04I wanted to do her, because this is someone that I know firsthand.
08:07And I've been in the same room with all of her Tyra-isms.
08:10Sometimes she's, like, quite proper, and she seems really educated, and then she'll just like...
08:13Hey!
08:13Hi.
08:14Hi.
08:15Hi.
08:17Hi.
08:21Hi.
08:22Hola, Mommy.
08:23Hola.
08:24Who do we have here?
08:25Amy Winehouse.
08:26You're from Puerto Rico.
08:27Yes.
08:27She's from England.
08:29England.
08:30How are you going to do that?
08:32Well, I've been watching Hattie Potter.
08:35So probably...
08:36Hattie Potter?
08:36Hattie Potter, yes.
08:38Let me hear some of your English accent.
08:41Can I have some water?
08:44How is that?
08:46By George, I think you've got it.
08:49Oh, really?
08:50Yes.
08:51All right, darling.
08:52I'm gonna go this way.
08:54Carmen Carrera.
08:55Hi, my love.
08:55Look at that face.
08:56It's beat down.
08:58Now, I see that you have patted your already fat ass even more.
09:03Stand up.
09:03Let me take a look.
09:04Are you doing J-Lo?
09:06I am.
09:07Are you doing...
09:07You are doing J-Lo?
09:08Yeah.
09:09You know that you're sitting behind a desk.
09:12Well, I asked for a throne.
09:14So I'm just hoping that I have that when I get there.
09:17Because I'm gonna be really upset and I'm gonna have to call somebody.
09:18Yes.
09:19Thank you very much, Jennifer.
09:20And I will see you on the set.
09:21Yes.
09:22All right.
09:22See you in a minute.
09:25Alexis Mateo.
09:26Tyru.
09:27I know exactly who this is.
09:28Who is it?
09:29It's Alicia Keys.
09:30Oh, you got it right.
09:31How are you gonna make Alicia Keys funny?
09:32I'm gonna be a pregnant butch Alicia Keys.
09:38Well, Miss Stacy Lane Matthews.
09:41I see a blonde wig, Dolly Parton.
09:43Anna Nicole.
09:44How are you gonna convey Anna Nicole Smith?
09:46The fabulous shoes with the pink on them.
09:48Oh, okay.
09:49With my purse.
09:49So you're gonna rely on your purse and your shoes.
09:52Listen, I gotta tell you, I'm not sold.
09:56Yeah.
09:57Yeah, because you know you're in the bottom two last week.
09:59Yes.
10:00What are you gonna do to ensure you won't be there again this week?
10:03I'm gonna give everything I have because...
10:05Well, you said that last time, giving everything.
10:06I know.
10:07There's gotta be more than just, I'm gonna give everything I have.
10:09I'm gonna bring something new.
10:10You gotta bring it, baby.
10:11I will.
10:12I'm rooting for you, Stacy Matthews.
10:14Thank you, Ruth.
10:15All right, baby.
10:17And they call this Queen Mariah.
10:19How do you do?
10:20Oh, my God.
10:21Am I feeling a little Joan Crawford here?
10:23Yes.
10:23I love it.
10:25Okay?
10:25Old school.
10:26She was such a bitch, and I love it.
10:27Well, it's funny you're doing Joan Crawford because a lot of the criticism you've gotten
10:30on the main stage are all the things that Joan Crawford is not.
10:34She's strong.
10:35She's powerful.
10:36She's concise.
10:37I'm very much Joan Crawford.
10:38I don't think that on the runway I've ever given anything but confidence and strength
10:43and poise and elegance.
10:44Mariah, will you walk me to my car?
10:52All right, ladies.
10:53Gather round.
10:54Today's Snatch Game contestants are sexy celebrities in their own right.
10:58Model and red carpet phenomenon Amber Rose is here.
11:04Oh, my God.
11:05What?
11:06Amber Rose?
11:07I love Amber Rose.
11:08And one of my favorites, actress and comedian, Aisha Tyler will be here.
11:15Amber and Aisha are also your guest judges this week.
11:19Oh.
11:19Yes.
11:20Ladies, the game is on.
11:22Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
11:26All right.
11:26See you later.
11:27Bye, bro.
11:29I'm sure I just want to punch a while.
11:31Why am I here?
11:33Why am I here?
11:34I feel like this is the lowest point in the whole competition.
11:38Whatever.
11:39What are you over?
11:40When she keeps bringing the goddamn bullshit up, I can't.
11:43What do you mean?
11:44When you said that last week?
11:47I keep bringing that up.
11:48That's not helping me.
11:49Stacy, maybe that is trying to help you.
11:51What's not?
11:52Well, that's what I'm saying is maybe she's trying to give you a heads up.
11:56I know how you feel.
11:57But if she gave you that recommendation of she's not feeling it, I will come up with something else.
12:03Who else?
12:03Who else is pop culture right now that you can do?
12:06What about Monique?
12:07Monique.
12:07Do fucking Monique.
12:09Don't get frustrated.
12:10Let's do this.
12:10I don't want to give up because this is a dream for me.
12:13I don't want to go the fuck home.
12:19Hello and welcome to the new Snatch Game.
12:23I'm your host, RuPaul.
12:25Now, let's meet our first contestant.
12:28She's a model.
12:29From South Philly, please welcome Amber Rose.
12:32Hi.
12:33Up next, she's a talented actress and comedian.
12:37Please welcome Aisha Tyler.
12:39Hello, Aisha.
12:40Hello.
12:42And let's give a Hollywood hello to our star-studded celebrity panel.
12:47Well, hello, Cher.
12:49Hi, Ru.
12:50So happy you're here.
12:51Well, you know, I don't know what the hell I'm doing here.
12:53I'm a fucking Oscar winner.
12:55And next to her, we have the former first lady of the Philippines.
12:59Imelda Marcos is with us.
13:02Mabuhay.
13:02Mabuhay.
13:04At least this time she picked a Filipino.
13:06Of course, next to her, we have media mogul and supermodel Tyra Banks is in the house.
13:12Hello, Tyra.
13:13Hey, Ru.
13:13Girl, I saw you smiling with your eyes.
13:16What do they call that?
13:16Smizing.
13:19Next to her, we have Academy Award winner Monique.
13:22Monique.
13:23Precious!
13:24Uh-oh.
13:25Is Precious back there?
13:26Mm-hmm.
13:27She better be cooking me something to eat.
13:31All right, ladies and gentlemen.
13:33With us is the fantastic Tina Turner.
13:37Hello, Tina.
13:37All right, RuPaul.
13:38Are you going to be nice or rough on the Snatch Game?
13:42I always do it rough.
13:46Next to her is the late, great Joan Crawford.
13:50Now, that is not a wire hanger.
13:52It's not.
13:53It's not.
13:53What is it?
13:54It's a wooden hanger.
13:56Mariah's Joan Crawford.
13:57I think it's a little crunchy, and I don't think Joan would ever allow herself to look that bad.
14:02Next to her, of course, is Grammy winner Alicia Keys.
14:07New York.
14:08All right.
14:09Now, Alicia, a little birdie tells me that you've got a secret to tell us.
14:13Yo, I am pregnant and I am this.
14:19All right, next to her is the incomparable.
14:22Jennifer Lopez is with us, and honey, I got your rider.
14:25Yeah, compliment, compliment question.
14:27Yes.
14:28Yes.
14:29Next to her is England's gorgeous rock superstar, Amy Winehouse.
14:34Hey, Amy.
14:35Hi.
14:36Hi.
14:36How are you?
14:38I think this is your first game show in America.
14:41Have you done game shows in England?
14:43Yes.
14:43Yes.
14:44Yes.
14:46Yes.
14:48All right, Amber, Aisha, I will ask a series of questions, and our celebrities will fill in the blanks.
14:54You give an answer you think will match theirs.
14:57Are you ready to snatch the stars?
14:59Yes.
15:00Starting with Aisha.
15:02Crazy Daisy is so crazy.
15:04She thinks a Kardashian is a country in Africa.
15:08That's a very good answer.
15:09Let's see if you've got any matches up here.
15:11Oh, you've got more shoes, Imelda.
15:13This one has sparkles on it.
15:15It matches your outfit.
15:15Did you write down your answer?
15:18Good, good.
15:18Designer shoe?
15:20Not a match, but a very good answer.
15:21All right, Tyra.
15:24I only have one answer in my hand.
15:26And this answer is the only answer.
15:29Naomi Campbell is a cum guzzling whore.
15:32I hate her.
15:33I hate her.
15:34She ruined my life.
15:37It's my thing.
15:38All right, Monique.
15:40Yeah.
15:40No, it's cool.
15:41It's cool, Monique.
15:41Yeah, baby.
15:43All right, let's go to the great Joan Crawford.
15:45My eyebrows.
15:46My eyebrows.
15:48My eyebrows.
15:48That was almost nothing like what I put down.
15:51Yeah.
15:52All right, let's go to Amy Winehouse.
15:54Crazy Daisy thinks a Kardashian is a...
15:57Lorican remover.
15:59Lubricant remover.
16:00That's a great answer, actually.
16:01It is a great answer.
16:02Yeah.
16:02Unfortunately, Aisha, it's not a match.
16:05Up next, Amber Rose.
16:08Psycho Sally is so psycho.
16:12Instead of kissing her dates goodnight, she blanks them.
16:15She stabs them.
16:16Let's start with Cher.
16:17Instead of kissing her dates goodnight...
16:19She buys them tickets to my never-ending tour.
16:22Not a match.
16:23All right, Tyra Banks.
16:24That answer is smizes.
16:26She smizes them.
16:29And Naomi Campbell has a cum guzzling horse.
16:34Tinta Terta.
16:35What do you have?
16:37She sends them rolling down the river.
16:39All right.
16:41All right, Joan Crawford.
16:42Psycho Sally.
16:43She cuts the rose bushes.
16:45No, unfortunately, that is not a match.
16:47Mariah could have given us a little bit more drama.
16:49You always remember the shrieking kind of, you know, that intensity from Joan Crawford,
16:53and especially in Mommy Dearest.
16:54It would have been nice to see a little bit more of that extremity.
16:56Alicia Keys.
16:57Let's see if you match Amber Rose.
16:59I match you, Amber.
17:01Yes, yes.
17:02Completely.
17:02Psycho Sally.
17:03What does she do with her dates?
17:05She give them the number.
17:06Call me, baby.
17:07I'm just waiting for you.
17:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:13Jennifer Lopez.
17:14Now, Psycho Sally is so psycho.
17:17Instead of kissing her dates goodnight.
17:18She actually marries them to promote her next album.
17:21Oh, that's what she does.
17:24Now, Aisha, Freaky Fanny is so freaky.
17:28Instead of shaking hands, she shakes.
17:31Schlong.
17:32Schlong.
17:32It trips off the tongue.
17:34What do you got, Cher?
17:35It's not a match.
17:36Not a match?
17:36She shakes with age.
17:38See, that'll never happen to you, doll.
17:39Never.
17:40Never, never, never.
17:41Monique.
17:42Freaky Fanny is so freaky.
17:44Instead of shaking hands, she shakes.
17:47A chicken leg in my face, because the bitch know I'm hungry.
17:50Bitch know it.
17:51I'm hungry as hell.
17:53We'll see about getting you some food over here.
17:55All right.
17:55Let's go to the great Joan Crawford.
17:58Since I lost Barbara, could we get Monique to come and be my new housekeeper?
18:02Well, you're both Academy Award winners.
18:04Fuck that skinny bitch.
18:06Oh, okay.
18:06All right, all right.
18:07Now, Joan, what do you have, darling?
18:09Shake the shit out of Christina.
18:11Ah.
18:13Not a match.
18:15Tyra, is there anything going on that you want to tell us about?
18:18What?
18:18Are you schmizing too hard?
18:19I think I smized so hard my eyes bled, girl.
18:21Oh, my goodness.
18:23She's schmizing her head off over there.
18:25But you still look gorgeous.
18:27Thanks, girl.
18:27Work.
18:31All right.
18:32Next round.
18:33Dirty Diana is so dirty.
18:35She washes her weave with?
18:38Lysol.
18:39With Lysol.
18:40Because she's dirty.
18:41Yeah.
18:42All right.
18:42We'll go directly to the Philippines and Emilda Marcos.
18:46Don't pry for me, Filipinos.
18:48Yes, darling.
18:49Yes.
18:50Dirty Diana is so dirty.
18:52She washes her weaves with?
18:54Sweat from my feet.
18:55Sweat from your feet.
18:57Oh, because I'm wearing all these shoes.
18:59Yes.
18:59They must sweat terribly.
19:02All right, Tina Turner.
19:03You want to know one thing?
19:04Yes, I want to know.
19:04You want to know why?
19:05I want to know why.
19:06Love.
19:07Love.
19:07What's love got to do with it?
19:09No, no, no.
19:10Can't do it.
19:10All right.
19:11Keep it real, Tina.
19:12Keep it real.
19:13Real.
19:13I'm a long way from that bush brew.
19:15Hallelujah.
19:18That is maybe the worst Tina Turner I have ever seen.
19:22She was like, ah, I don't know.
19:24Ike.
19:24Hallelujah.
19:26What's love got to do with it?
19:27Hallelujah.
19:29All right.
19:29Alicia Keys.
19:31Amber.
19:31Amber.
19:31Oh, she got her number.
19:33Yeah.
19:34Now I'm writing a new song.
19:35It's called Amber.
19:36Amber.
19:37Okay.
19:37Yes.
19:38I think there should be an Amber alert out for Alicia Keys.
19:42All right.
19:42Dirty Diane is so damn dirty, girl.
19:46She washed her weeds with what?
19:50Dush?
19:51With a douche.
19:52With a douche.
19:53With a douche.
19:54Oh, that's the hood spelling.
19:55That's the hood.
19:55That's the hood spelling.
19:56She meant to write douche.
19:58It's douche.
19:58But she write douche.
20:00Oh.
20:00Yeah.
20:02Unfortunately, we have run out of time.
20:04Amber.
20:04Aisha.
20:05The final score is...
20:09Who cares?
20:11On behalf of all our stars, thank you for joining us on the new Snatch Game.
20:17Goodbye, everybody.
20:18See you next time.
20:23I haven't been able to talk to my grandma since I came into this competition.
20:27And we talk like every day.
20:29Hey, Graham, it's me, DJ.
20:31We were raised in a Southern Baptist lifestyle.
20:34And I know that it was a big shift to go, oh, my God, my grandson's a drag queen now.
20:38But my grandma loves me.
20:40She's been one of my biggest supporters.
20:42Oh, you have to keep going.
20:44Just don't give up.
20:46No, I'm not going to give up.
20:47I promise that.
20:48Okay.
20:49Today, when I'm talking with her on the phone, it just re-inspires me for this competition.
20:53I don't want to let her down.
20:58Good morning.
21:00Hello, hello, hello.
21:01So we're back in the work room.
21:02And the look for today on the runway is to look fabulous in our favorite drag.
21:06But not everyone is at the most confident right now.
21:09Is this what you wear here, Sean?
21:11Uh-huh.
21:12God, I'm swimming in it.
21:14It's so huge.
21:14Squeezing the gas out of me, man.
21:16Well, imagine.
21:17This is what I wear.
21:17This is why you fart so much.
21:19This is like, what, a 20?
21:21Oh, this is a 34.
21:23Oh!
21:23No.
21:24A 34 in where?
21:25This better be 34 in Europe.
21:28Yeah, this is my best friend right here.
21:30And my mom's on the other wall over there.
21:32What about your dad?
21:32Passed away.
21:34When?
21:35About two years ago.
21:36I was mad at him most of my life.
21:38Just being on drugs so much and, like, stealing.
21:41He was on crack, basically.
21:43Right.
21:43I'm starting to understand a lot more of why Stacy is the way Stacy is.
21:48The way I was raised and the way I grew up having to do with my dad, I feel like
21:51it made me nervous.
21:52Like, I have panic attacks.
21:54But, you know, I've learned to control them.
21:55I feel like me and Shangela have grown so close in this competition.
21:59I can open up to her and share pretty much anything.
22:01And we fall out.
22:02Ow!
22:04She's like my sister.
22:14Mariah.
22:15Help.
22:16Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
22:17Help.
22:18Come on, Barbasha.
22:19It's just the story of Shangela.
22:21She's got all personality, but how much skill does she have as someone who can, you know, put herself together?
22:26She always has somebody helping her out.
22:28She's got her little minions over there.
22:30Clearly, there's two cliques going on.
22:32And one of the cliques is Shangela's handmaidens.
22:34She looked like Tina Turner after I could beat her down.
22:38These conniving bitches are talking about my sister, honey.
22:41And so, of course, I'm gonna go tell her, honey.
22:44The girl is squeezing her and tell me shit about you.
22:46Who?
22:46The clink.
22:48Initially, I thought, well, I'm gonna go over and find out what they're saying about me.
22:50But honestly, what will that change?
22:52When people are talking about you, that means you're doing something right.
22:55This hair is not soundproof.
22:57If she hears it, then she hears it.
22:59I don't have to scream it out loud, but I will use my normal tone of voice and I will
23:02let her know that, you know what?
23:04Do it yourself.
23:05Just so you know, cousin, it can still hear you.
23:10What makes a good impersonator and what makes a good female illusionist?
23:15Carmen, you should've asked this question yesterday.
23:17Right.
23:17Maybe y'all should've thought of y'all answers yesterday.
23:19They'll be a jerk.
23:21Jerk?
23:22Such a jerk.
23:23Sorry.
23:24I remember my elementary school teacher called me a jerk one time.
23:27Really?
23:28I called her.
23:28I have her.
23:29I grew up in Gainesville, Georgia.
23:31It was not the easiest experience.
23:33And I pretty much was picked on for one reason or another.
23:36Either I sounded too white or I wasn't black enough.
23:39I just didn't fit in.
23:40I just knew I needed to get where I had a lot more opportunity.
23:43And I stumbled into the world of drag.
23:46Girl, I'm gonna get my life.
23:48And if the arrow goes real high, hooray for you.
24:09Hey, guys.
24:11Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
24:14Hey, Michelle.
24:15Hey, baby.
24:17Santino.
24:18Hey, Ru.
24:18I missed you.
24:19I wrote you letters.
24:20Did you not get them?
24:22Amber Rose.
24:24Hi, Ru.
24:24So happy you're here.
24:25Thank you for having me.
24:26Aisha Tyler.
24:28Ru, Ru.
24:29Yoo-hoo.
24:30This week, we challenge our girls to do their best celebrity impressions.
24:35Tonight, they've come to the main stage wearing their favorite drag looks.
24:40Gentlemen, start your engines.
24:42And may the best woman win.
24:46Jada, Sofia.
24:48It looks like she's going back to her roots.
24:51I love the dark, wicked beach look.
24:54I feel so powerful.
24:56Very Gautier.
24:57It is Gaga Gautier.
24:59Shangela.
25:00Oh, and the reveal.
25:02What?
25:02I picked out this beautiful, cream-colored structure gown.
25:06Designed couture.
25:07First time you see a black woman whose hair can provide shelter from the rain.
25:10Can you save me a slice of that hair pie?
25:12They call this queen, Mariah.
25:14Her legs are amazing.
25:15Gorgeous legs.
25:16I am a wild animal on the runway.
25:19I stalk my prey, I hunt, and I pound.
25:22Let me just say, as a black woman, I'm a very flat ass, and now I know where it all
25:25went.
25:25It all went to Mariah.
25:26She took it all.
25:28Raja.
25:28Two tribes go to war.
25:29That's right.
25:30Shaka Zulu, honey.
25:32The look I've chosen is quite global.
25:34Just kind of National Geographic drag.
25:36Apocalypto, Amazon gal.
25:38She served you up on the Serengeti.
25:41Girl, the natives are restless.
25:44Alexis Mateo.
25:45Kitaniera.
25:46This, by the way, is one of the real housewives of Puerto Rico.
25:49I am wearing a creation from one of my friends, and I just feel like a princess.
25:54It makes me hungry for some shiver.
25:56Carmen Carrera.
25:57She's at the cabana by the pool, serving glamour.
26:01I'm feeling like a supermodel on the runway right now.
26:03My head held high and just kind of like letting the chiffon blow behind me.
26:07Look at that chassis.
26:08And look at the undercarriage.
26:09She's one fierce mother Tucker.
26:12Stacy Lane Matthews, formerly Stacy Lane Bryant, but she got married.
26:16This gold coat is my signature piece.
26:18I'm feeling very confident in what I'm wearing.
26:20Stacy Matthews has arrived.
26:22The space is just popping.
26:23See now, Monique should award this to the Oscars.
26:28Delta work.
26:29Gotta love a pantsuit.
26:31And Margaret.
26:31After the buffet.
26:32Yes.
26:32On the runway, I'm feeling confident today.
26:34I feel great.
26:35I love my outfit.
26:36That red hair is so gorgeous on her.
26:38Delta, you better.
26:40Work.
26:41Manila.
26:42Very twiggy.
26:43That must be the Filipino flag.
26:45I'm giving Panay fish in this really, really, really cute Filipino flag dress.
26:51Filipino couture.
26:52From the house of Imelda.
26:56All right, ladies.
26:58Fun and games are over.
27:00When I call your name, step forward.
27:03Raja.
27:06Stacy.
27:10Alexis.
27:14You are the top three.
27:18Zahra.
27:20Delta.
27:22Mariah.
27:24You are the bottom three.
27:29Carmen.
27:31Shangela.
27:32Manila.
27:33You three are safe.
27:36And safe is a word that I have come to loathe in this competition.
27:42Moving forward, I want you to make bold choices worthy of America's next drag superstar.
27:50You three may leave the stage.
27:57Ladies, you represent the best and the worst of the week.
28:02It's time for the judges' critiques.
28:05Let's start with Raja.
28:07All I have to say is...
28:10Well, fuck you too.
28:14You bring it to the runway every time.
28:16And I love this global warrior princess you've got going on.
28:19And as far as your Tyra Banks, I laughed out loud several times.
28:23I thought because you know her so well, you could have done so much more.
28:26Because she is a human caricature.
28:28I loved your runway look today.
28:30I thought that it was bold, drama.
28:33You know, it really felt editorial.
28:34It really felt high fashion.
28:35And that was really exciting to see.
28:37Thank you, Raja.
28:38Up next, Alexis Mateo.
28:40I loved your Alicia Keys.
28:42You killed that.
28:42It was so, so funny.
28:44I love the color and I love the bling on it.
28:46You look like a real housewife of Dubai.
28:48I love gaudy things.
28:50And that's very gaudy and sparkly and glamorous and I think you look great.
28:54And the fact that you were flirting with me was a plus.
28:57And I was like, damn, get some Alicia tonight.
29:04Stacy, you told me that you were going to be Anna Nicole Smith.
29:09What had happened?
29:10I feel like I related more to Monique, so that's why I switched.
29:13You stayed physically in that character.
29:15Your facial expression was completely different.
29:17You know, you had the, yeah, and you held it, mama.
29:19You never fell out.
29:20Look.
29:22You're so beautiful.
29:23I mean, you're representing the big girls and you're doing a great job.
29:27I mean, you have, like, breasts.
29:28And it looks amazing.
29:30You look so good.
29:31Like, wow.
29:33I'm so proud of you tonight, Stacy.
29:35You stepped it up this week.
29:37You need to now realize that you can't go back.
29:39Yep.
29:40All right, thank you, Stacy.
29:42Raja, Alexis, Stacy.
29:45You may leave the stage.
29:49Zahra, Sofia, let's start with you.
29:52Aisha.
29:52I loved your look today.
29:54I thought it was really original.
29:55It was really exciting.
29:57That being said, I struggled a little bit with your Amy Winehouse.
30:00I could not understand the accent that you were doing.
30:02I was like, is she German?
30:05I'm totally into your dark, wicked bitch look that you got going on.
30:09I like your own brand of what you're bringing to this competition.
30:12Because Amy is such a big character, we want more.
30:16You have it.
30:17Give it all.
30:19I will.
30:19Okay?
30:20I will.
30:22Next up, Mariah.
30:23How'd you feel walking the runway?
30:26Frankly, I'm surprised to be down here.
30:28I definitely believe that there's someone more qualified to go.
30:32to be in my position right now.
30:33Who?
30:34Carmen Carrera.
30:35She played a bitchy version of herself.
30:36If I wanted to be offensive, I could play a knockoff Filipino.
30:41But I'm not a judge, so.
30:42I'll speak for myself.
30:43You know, being a Joan Crawford fan, I was so happy that you chose to do that role.
30:47I was disappointed, though, that there were a lot of missed opportunities with punchlines.
30:51Were you happy with your performance?
30:53I was pleased with my performance.
30:56Yes, ma'am.
30:56All right.
30:59Next up, Delta.
31:01You're going to be a queen, and you're going to deliver Cher.
31:03Bitch, you better deliver Cher.
31:05You were a shy Cher.
31:06There are so many Cher-isms, and I didn't want to rely on what you've seen.
31:09And I thought what I would do was amp it up.
31:11And I didn't turn the knob completely.
31:13Delta, what's going on?
31:14Why are you holding back?
31:17Thank you, ladies.
31:18I think we've heard enough.
31:19While you enjoy an absolute cocktail in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I
31:25will deliberate.
31:27You may leave the stage.
31:29Okay, just between us girls, what do you think?
31:32Let's start with Raja.
31:33Raja on the runway was, for me, far and away the top dog today.
31:37Being that she has worked with Tyra, she could have made it a little more irreverent.
31:41But then Tyra would have sued the shit out of you.
31:45Let's talk about Alexis.
31:47Her Leisha was fully realized, not just the voice, but the look, the physicality, the
31:52jokes.
31:52It was like your granddaddy's boat.
31:53It was tightened up.
31:55I'm kind of stuck with Alexis.
31:56Really?
31:57Because I feel like she's stuck.
31:58I feel like we're seeing the same thing in different colors.
32:01But she killed the Leisha Keys in a good way.
32:03Well, let's move on to Monique.
32:05She was funny even when she didn't speak.
32:07She really was in that character at all times.
32:09As far as the runway goes, really?
32:10Maybe your favorite drag look are those pants, which happened to be, you know, she's hanging
32:14with her besties, Polly and Esther.
32:15Zara Sophia.
32:17Obviously, the accent did not work.
32:19In the beginning, it was funny.
32:20Then it got, like, really dry and not in a good way.
32:22But she made brave choices on the runway.
32:24The dreads were off the hook.
32:26Yeah.
32:26That face makeup was what, what?
32:29Miss Mariah.
32:30I didn't understand the black cheeks.
32:31It was Lily Munster.
32:33It was.
32:33That wasn't Joan Crawford.
32:34She would never go out without blending all that in.
32:36It was a really bad Joan Crawford.
32:38Yeah.
32:38There was just so much that she didn't do.
32:39It's been her criticism before that she sort of fakes her way to the middle.
32:43She could sleep her way to the top.
32:44Even when you get to the top, you're going to have to have something to deliver.
32:47Delta work.
32:49It's Cher.
32:49You learned that in Drag School 101.
32:52You need to have that confidence.
32:54When you walk into a room, it's like, honey, I'm here.
32:57And I'm Cher.
32:58And she didn't do that.
32:59I just want to say to Delta, snap out of it.
33:02Silence.
33:03Silence.
33:03I've made my decision.
33:06Tina.
33:07Bring me the axe.
33:10Welcome back, ladies.
33:12Now, based on your performance in the Snatch Game and your presentation on the main stage,
33:17I've made some decisions.
33:19Raja.
33:20Your impersonation of Tyra Banks, smizing, brought tears to my eyes.
33:25You're safe.
33:29Alexis Mateo.
33:30No one, no one, no one can do Alicia Keys like you.
33:36You're safe.
33:40Stacy.
33:42I had all but given up on you.
33:44But you played to your strengths.
33:46And you came out on top.
33:48Isn't that precious?
33:52Condragulations.
33:53You are the winner of this challenge.
33:56And you've won a cruise for two to the Bahamas.
34:00From alandchuck.travel.
34:02After being in the bottom and all these bitches talking shit, saying,
34:05Stacy Matthews, why you here?
34:07Fuck those bitches, honey.
34:09However, you will not be immune from elimination next week.
34:13From this point forward, no one will receive immunity.
34:20Ladies, make every moment count.
34:24Mariah.
34:26Your impersonation of Joan Crawford was not Mildred Fierce.
34:32I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
34:37Being bottom two, I didn't realize how emotional it could be.
34:40It's definitely intense.
34:41Zara Sofia, playing a mess does not give you permission to be messy.
34:47Delta work.
34:48Your impersonation of Cher didn't make any of us believe.
34:54I'm sorry, Delta, but you are up for elimination.
34:57To see Stacy win and I'm in the bottom two, it's just like the travesty that's gonna go down in
35:03like history as WTF.
35:05Zara, you may join the other girls.
35:10Two queens stand before me.
35:13Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
35:20The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
35:29Good luck and don't fuck it up.
35:59Even though Mariah is really shrivening, Mariah doesn't know her words too well.
36:02But Delta's hitting, like, every work.
36:04Mariah's just, like, there, like...
36:09I knew most of the words to the lip-sync song,
36:11but there was some gaps, so I'm gonna make up something.
36:14Fill it in the gaps, bitch, with elephant shoe, honey,
36:17cantaloupe, and shalaba-laba tuna.
36:26Yes!
36:30Yes!
36:34Ladies, I have made my decision.
36:40Deltawork,
36:43Shantae, you stay.
36:45Thank you for the second chance.
36:49My beautiful queen, this is not the end.
36:52This is the emancipation of Mariah.
36:57Now, sashay away.
37:03I'm feeling entertained.
37:05Their judgment was interesting.
37:07It wouldn't have mattered if I'd have done anything differently.
37:09You play the game, and then go.
37:12It's gonna be hell getting the bags back home.
37:16Condragulations, ladies.
37:18You are all one step closer to becoming America's next drag superstar.
37:24And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else?
37:29Can I get an amen up in here?
37:31Amen.
37:31Amen.
37:32Alright.
37:32Let the music play!