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00:10We're eating something to eat oh Lord as we walked into the workspace all I saw was one long table
00:16with ten chairs
00:17Something is going in my mouth. I know that much. Just hoping I know chair
00:21Nicole says be safe bitch. Well, there's more room over here now
00:24Coming back into the workroom after Nicole had left and I had to lip sync for my life
00:30It felt good that I had beat her being in the bottom two bitch. No, I bet that's nerve-racking
00:35I did not come here to lip-sync for my life. I came here to win. We love you, Nicole
00:40But we gotta go
00:44Girl you got she mail
00:47Howdy racers are you a coal miners daughter or just a boy named Sue?
00:52Well either way for this next challenge you best pray that Jesus takes the wheel and remember
01:00No matter what happens. I will always love you
01:05Well, howdy y'all
01:12Go now sit a spell y'all now Georgia is where my career really took off
01:17I am a country queen at heart in those early years. I had no money. I would eat anything and
01:24now
01:25That's what you're gonna do
01:28Mystique's gonna finally win a challenge
01:30Finally
01:31Your mini challenge is a taste test to figure out if what you're eating is chicken
01:39Or what?
01:41What?
01:42For chicken
01:43Chicken
01:44Or what?
01:46The first two queens to get three points will be the winners
01:49Oh, and please put on your blindfolds
01:54No, sir
01:55I did not know that this is gonna be drag survivor. Here is y'all's first course
02:02Ready? Let's eat
02:05Mmm
02:08Answers, please
02:09The correct answer is what?
02:14Oh, God
02:14They were bull testicles
02:15Are you fucking kidding me?
02:17Nothing says country cuisine like bull testicles
02:21Okay, ladies second course diggin
02:24It's finger looking good
02:25All right answers, please
02:29The correct answer is what?
02:32Mystique has two, right?
02:34Morgan has two
02:35And Pandora has two
02:37What you just put in your mouth was soy chicken
02:41Oh, okay
02:42It wasn't so bad
02:42Third course
02:44Dig in
02:48I'm thinking that it's like a rat tail or something
02:50I knew that wasn't chicken, honey
02:51Chicken or what?
02:53The correct answer is what?
02:56Now what you just put in your mouth were frog legs
03:01Ladies, we have a three-way tie between Mystique, Pandora, and Morgan
03:07In front of you is a basket of chicken, rabbit, alligator, and deep-fried cow brains
03:14Mmm, mmm
03:15The first two queens to finish everything in their baskets
03:18And show me their empty mouths will be the winners
03:21Are you ready?
03:23Dig in
03:26Melts in your mouth, not in your hands
03:28I had a plan
03:29Chew halfway, fill your mouth with water
03:31Swallow
03:32Fuck these skinny bitches
03:35They can't eat
03:36Yummy
03:37You have to eat everything
03:40I'm on Mystique's father
03:41All right, yeah
03:42Empty mouth, all right
03:43She ate everything
03:43Mystique is
03:44We have a winner over here
03:46Mystique might as well have picked up the basket
03:47Opened the hatch
03:48And just dropped it down
03:48She was done like that
03:49It's down to Pandora and Morgan McMichaels
03:53Morgan has two morsels left
03:56Swallow
03:56Swallow
03:57Swallow
03:58I took one swallow of cow brains
04:00And I just ralphed
04:03You're still in the game, you're still in the game
04:05Come on Pandora, you got it girl, you got it
04:09We got a second winner over here, Morgan McMichaels
04:12Congratulations
04:14Congratulations, Mystique and Morgan
04:16You're winners baby
04:18And the captains for your next group challenge
04:21Congratulations
04:22For today's main challenge, you'll be shooting a commercial for disco extra greasy shortening
04:31That's disco extra greasy
04:34And you're gonna be selling it country queen style
04:38Okay, Mystique, who do you choose?
04:41Pandora
04:42Pandora, come on down
04:44Raven
04:45West Coast
04:46West Coast every day
04:47Juju
04:48Laotian in the house
04:50Sahara
04:51I was picking strategically, other people was probably not there, I was picking friends
04:54Tatiana
04:55Tatiana
04:56Sonique
04:58So, Jessica and Tyra remain
05:00Mystique kind of looked at me like, who?
05:02And I was like, fuck no to Tyra, the spicy Latina
05:05Jessica
05:07They didn't bother me at all, they saved the best for last
05:12Here are two scripts for your commercials
05:15One for fried chicken
05:16And one for fried fish fillets
05:19Mystique, you get to pick one
05:21Okay, close this one, okay
05:23Alright
05:23Both commercials have the same country queen characters
05:27Your commercials will debut tomorrow on the main stage
05:30Gentlemen, start your engines
05:32And may the best woman win
05:35We have fried fish fillets
05:38Fish
05:38I like some fish
05:39There's a little concern in my mind about Mystique leading
05:42We're gonna have you ask this girl critter
05:44You have this line
05:45And you have that line, then that's it
05:47I picked Jessica because I didn't want her to have a part where she has to
05:50Actually listen to everybody and mingle in with everybody
05:53You don't know that much English
05:54Alright
05:56Ellie Mae
05:56I'm a chameleon darling, I can do whatever I need to
05:59Aunt Judy Faye
06:01And baby girl
06:01Baby girl
06:02Baby girl
06:03Who wants to do Aunt Judy Faye?
06:05I asked the girls who they felt they wanted to do
06:07But then I made the executive decision
06:09You wanna do Ellie Mae?
06:10Yeah
06:11You wanna do the baby?
06:12Definitely
06:12I think she has more of a baby face
06:13I do too
06:14I'll be the baby, I'll be the baby
06:16Everyone wanted to be something, you know, fun
06:18Something, you know, pretty
06:20Disco critter
06:20Do you wanna do that part?
06:21You're gonna be like a chicken
06:22Like a man
06:23A chicken
06:23So I get
06:25The disco critter
06:26Which is a fucking chicken
06:28And it really pissed me off
06:30Okay, so Raven's disco critter
06:32Raven is the best makeup artist in this competition
06:34By far
06:35I knew that Raven would be able to execute the character
06:37With her personality and her makeup skills
06:39Yeah, I'm gonna be a fucking chicken
06:42Hey, hey, hey, hey
06:44Welcome to another home fried male
06:46Welcome to another home
06:48Do you need help learning that?
06:50What?
06:51Do you need help learning that?
06:52No, no
06:53Okay, okay
06:54The girl said
06:55We give the chicken because
06:57Don't talk a lot
06:58At the end
06:59I realized
07:00The chicken talk a lot
07:02Welcome to another home fried male
07:06Mystique decides to give Jessica
07:08The opening and closing monologues, I'll say
07:11They weren't just lines
07:12Shortening
07:13Shortening
07:14Shortening
07:14Shortening
07:15Shortening
07:16Shortening
07:17I'm kind of scared
07:20Easy shortening
07:21I hope this don't fall apart
07:30The main challenge today is to put on a commercial for disco
07:33Extra greasy shortening
07:34Oh, ain't he?
07:36I just had the worst day of my life
07:37Anyway, why in such a state?
07:40We only had about three hours to learn the lines
07:42It's that mean Billy Joe McAllister
07:45He's been picking on me all day
07:47My biggest worry for the team at this time is just getting the lines in
07:51Mystique, she's working double time
07:53Disco
07:53Extra greasy
07:55I think Mystique's doing a fabulous job
07:57I am surprised
07:59I like her a lot
08:01Green disease
08:04So are you happy with who you picked?
08:06Yes
08:06I think this is the best team
08:08Mystique
08:08She fucking swallowed that basket like the only one
08:11She took the basket and went
08:12Nope
08:15Words are words
08:16People think words don't hurt
08:18Because they're just words
08:19But
08:20When you hear it everyday
08:23Fuck everybody else
08:24Okay, bye one more time
08:25Go ahead Jessica
08:27Anna Graham
08:28Graham Annie
08:29Granny
08:29Granny ain't, right?
08:31Granny ain't
08:32Granny's separate
08:32Granny is just one person
08:34Oh, and Judy
08:34Always in my life
08:36When I want something
08:37It's not easy
08:38But
08:39I am going to keep going
08:41And I am going to work
08:43Howdy
08:45Howdy do
08:46Howdy do, Ruth
08:48So this is the McCoys, isn't it?
08:50Yes
08:50The real McCoys
08:52You think you know your lines?
08:53Yes
08:54Oh we do
08:54I'd love to hear them
08:55Welcome to another home fried meal
08:57Courtesy of
08:58Disco Extra greasy shortening
09:00Hey auntie
09:01What's for dinner?
09:02It's your favorite Ellie Mae
09:03Why it's so delicious
09:05And crispy too
09:07And crispy too
09:08Now McCoys
09:09What's your biggest concern
09:10Going into this challenge?
09:11My group from the previous challenge
09:13Was in the bottom
09:14Right
09:14And now that I'm team leader
09:16I don't want my group
09:17To be in the bottom
09:18I'm up on the chopping block
09:19If I'm in the bottom group
09:21Then I'm up for elimination
09:22You know, and I think
09:23The person in charge should be
09:25Are you basing your characters
09:27On people in real life
09:28Or on television?
09:30Hi mom
09:30I'm just kidding
09:30Is it a sexy disco critter?
09:32It's a fun, funky, fresh
09:34And country
09:36Disco critter
09:37But it's gonna be more of like a
09:39I guess you could say
09:40A chicken
09:41Uh huh
09:43It's chicken
09:44There's no way to make this pretty
09:45Alright McCoys
09:47We'll carry on
09:47I'll let you finish getting ready
09:49I'm really confident
09:49I think we're gonna win
09:50Well hello Hatfields
09:52Hey
09:52Hi
09:53Come on
09:53Come on over and talk to me
09:54I wanna hear about your characterizations
09:57Now, I asked the other kids
09:59To do an impromptu table reading
10:00You think you're prepared enough
10:02To do one for me?
10:03I'm not ready
10:05And action
10:06Welcome to another
10:08Welcome to another fry hot meal
10:13Duh
10:16Mmm
10:17It's that Billy Joe McAllister
10:21He's
10:25He says I like fish
10:28Every Hatfield woman does
10:32She does and there's another line
10:34Ain't that right, Granny?
10:35That's right
10:36We all love fish
10:41I don't know if it was just the pressure of doing it in front of RuPaul
10:45But it just really just flopped
10:47Still a little bit underprepared for the challenge
10:50Jessica
10:51Did you choose your role or was your role assigned to you?
10:54No, my leader
10:55And you chose Jessica to have a role with so many lines because?
11:00I know she'll turn it out and have fun with it
11:02Uh huh
11:04I'm nervous that if we fail, I'm gonna go down
11:07Because I'm the captain
11:09I'm responsible for everything
11:11McCoys, can you come over to this table?
11:12Gather around kids
11:14Ladies, in a moment you'll be shooting your commercials
11:16And I'm sending in a pro to help coach you with your performances
11:20You'll be working with our special guest judge
11:23Kathy Najimy
11:24One last thing
11:30There's a little twist
11:33I want you to swap scripts
11:37So now the Hatfields will be the McCoys
11:39And the McCoys will be the Hatfields
11:44She switches the fucking scripts
11:47Sorry for the last minute change
11:49But that's showbiz
11:52We're definitely gagging
11:54Don't fuck it up y'all
11:57Bye
11:58Bye
12:01It really pissed me off
12:02Because we're now having to not only learn new lines but get dressed
12:05Ugh
12:07Here we go, let's start a game
12:08This is gonna separate the girls from the women, honey
12:13It's time for Team McCoy to do our commercial
12:16We look ugly, fabulous, and we're owning it
12:19Oh, how pretty you are
12:21Of course you know Kathy Najimy
12:23Hi
12:24She will be directing the commercial for you all
12:26Alright, we're gonna kick butt on this, okay you guys?
12:28I can't believe she's standing in the same room that I'm in
12:31I'm just, I just wanna pee everywhere
12:32I just soak myself
12:33Here we go people
12:34I'm going to feel that I am a pollo
12:36So that she can enter fears
12:39Take one
12:42Hi, welcome to another home-fried meal
12:45Courtesy of
12:47Disco Extra-Greasy Charnet
12:49Cut
12:49That was great, go a little slower
12:51Because we really want to understand what you're saying
12:53Okay
12:54Welcome to another home-fried meal
12:57Wait, can you stop?
12:58Can we cut?
12:59Can you, is it home-fried male?
13:01Male?
13:02Home-fried meal
13:02Meal, okay
13:04Comida
13:04I thought she was gonna fry up a boy
13:07Hi, welcome to another home-fried meal
13:10Howdy auntie, what's for dinner?
13:13It's your favorite, Ellie Mai
13:14It's in a Tic-Tac
13:16Cut, Ellie Mai
13:17Everything she's saying should be sex, sex, sex
13:19Even though she's saying something else
13:20What's for dinner?
13:22It's your favorite, Ellie Mai
13:24Auntie, I want you to chain smoke through the whole thing
13:26It's Granny McCoy's famous fried chicken
13:31Cut
13:31Lots of energy, people
13:33What is it, auntie?
13:35Oh, please tell her this suspense is boring me to pieces
13:37When I'm on stage performing, I tend to use my body a lot
13:41And this was all face
13:43That LMA's dumber than a box of rocks, ain't she?
13:45Baby, can you make a tiny bit of a more baby voice?
13:48Like this?
13:49Yeah
13:49Oh, please tell her the suspense is boring me to pieces
13:55Girl, I lost my line
13:57Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it
13:58And go, action
14:01Shit, I really did lose it this time, wait, hold on
14:02We just need to pick up the speed
14:04We only have 30 minutes
14:06My secret ingredient is disco, greasy shortening
14:10And cut
14:11That's a real moment that she could take
14:14Yeah
14:15Grandma, when she says something special, give me a little of this
14:18Like, of course you've got something special
14:19That's the same age I was when I won your cousin's heart
14:23Thanks to Granny's special ingredient
14:26Cut
14:27Granny didn't beam with pride when
14:30When I said the thing, which is the third time
14:32Does not take direction well
14:33Grandma, if you don't turn your head when they say special ingredient
14:36I'm gonna run through this thing and turn it for you
14:40You have a minute to show America who your characters are
14:43So you have to really pump them up
14:45I'm super stoked
14:46Welcome to another home-fried meal
14:48Cut, critter
14:49We need more energy and comedy from you
14:50Because you are in a chicken outfit
14:52But you're doing a very sort of a Meryl Streep thing
14:54Let's think of a chicken voice
14:56I'm thinking the whole time
14:57Country accent, southern accent
14:59And then I'm told
15:00Don't do that
15:01Sound like a chicken
15:02Welcome to another fine-filled evening
15:04Oh shit
15:05Accident, come on again
15:06Walker
15:07Welcome to another
15:08Oh shit
15:11I think I could sell ice to an Eskimo
15:14But not dressed as a fucking chicken
15:16Chicken, did you do your own makeup?
15:18Because you look a little like the Joker
15:19It's scaring me a little bit
15:23I realize that you're directing us
15:25But at the same time
15:25Like make it seem a little more fun
15:27Walker
15:27Welcome to another home-fried meal
15:30Courtesy of Discos
15:31Cut
15:31Disco
15:32Remember the money is Disco
15:34Every take
15:35They were telling her to be energetic
15:36Be energetic
15:37They should only have to tell you one time
15:41Oh, what's happening?
15:44Oh, Andy
15:45Cut
15:45Ellie Mae, when you're coming in
15:47I feel like you just saw an alien
15:49Or there's something crawling up your bottom
15:50Ellie Mae, she's just all sex
15:52And sad
15:52But not totally freaked out
15:54Sexy sad
15:55Sexy sad
15:55And you are the sexiest thing in the world, right?
15:57You know how to do that
15:59Oh, Andy
16:00I just had the worst day ever
16:04Poor dumb Ellie Mae
16:05Who's gonna tell her that she smells like fish?
16:08Of course you like eating fish
16:09All the Hatfield women do
16:11Cut
16:11Auntie
16:12What's your character, honey?
16:14She thinks she's kind of the boss
16:15Okay, then more of that
16:17Okay
16:17And then baby, I was gonna tell you to do a high voice
16:19But don't
16:20You go lower and deeper and madder
16:22It's hilarious
16:22You're the baby just out of prison
16:23I love it
16:25Billy Joe says it ain't natural to like fish so much
16:29Well, that's because he hasn't had a taste of Granny Hatfield's
16:33Fresh fried fish
16:34Auntie meaner
16:36And louder
16:37Sonique kept falling in and out of character
16:39She didn't stay in character when the cameras were rolling
16:41Do it again
16:42The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach
16:47Especially when I make it with disco
16:49Extra greasy shortening
16:50I'm gonna take it back faster, louder
16:53And Granny, turn towards me
16:54You're really funny, but I wanna see you
16:55Feel it
16:56You are your characters
16:57You should invite Billy Joe over here
16:59So he can get a taste of my fish
17:00With disco
17:01You'll get there in no time
17:04Granny, did you really just put shorting in your crotch?
17:10Morgan
17:11She wasn't funny at all
17:12She was crude
17:13A little less with the crotch shots
17:14Just cause it's a family commercial
17:16Okay, baby, don't change a thing
17:17He says I like eating fish
17:21Poor Dom, Ellie Mae
17:23It is also good
17:24And crispy too
17:26Mmm
17:28Great
17:29Good job
17:30I'm happy and I'm confident with what my team did
17:32And hopefully the judges will see that
17:34Good work, Hatfields and McCoys
17:36Now, as Kathy knows, in show business
17:38The last shot of the day is called the Martini shot
17:41And this is yours
17:42Please enjoy some absolute cocktails
17:45Now, dolls, you were asked to bring your best country duds from home
17:50And tomorrow, you'll get the chance to wear them on the main stage
17:54We'll be joined by our extra special guest judge
17:58Country legend, Tanya Tucker
18:00I love Tanya Tucker
18:02Her fashion is fierce
18:08The theme of tonight's runway presentation is country couture, country glamour, country realness
18:13The only country I know is my aunt
18:15And she's like the most countryest person in the world
18:18But she has so many personalities
18:20So I'm like, I'm gonna give all versions of my aunt in one
18:23But this isn't country, right?
18:26Depends on what kind of country look you're going for
18:28The first time that I ever did drag in front of my friends in high school was during this Halloween
18:32party
18:33I thought I looked sexy, girl
18:35And then I fucked
18:36Yeah, no
18:37I had like this afro on, balloon boobies, my best friend
18:41You did balloon boobies too?
18:42I sure did
18:43Girl, no, I have never done drag in high school
18:45I did drag in middle school
18:47Girl, we know
18:47You came out the womb putting on makeup
18:49I know
18:50Do you feel like a woman or do you feel like a drag queen?
18:52A little bit of all
18:53I mean, when you're in drag, you don't just feel like a drag queen
18:56Sometimes you might feel a little bit more womanly one day
18:58You might feel a little bit more fierce
19:00I feel like a drag queen when I'm in drag
19:01I feel like a performer and that's it
19:02Girl, your cheeks are really ashy
19:05What, right here?
19:06Yeah
19:06Girl, I haven't dust yet
19:07It's obvious
19:08Are you cooking?
19:09It's on slow roast
19:10Like that chicken we have
19:11This chicken, granny
19:13It's all in this can
19:14She's like, it's all in this can
19:28She's like, it's all in this can
19:31Never
19:32Never
19:32Mystique is pretty
19:33Everybody loves Mystique
19:37I look around the room
19:38I see everybody looks like a country diva
19:41And then I see what Mystique is wearing
19:43She looks like she's a big girl going out to a club
19:48I don't think the hat goes with the outfit
19:49I know
19:50Personally
19:50But you're a queen yourself, so you choose
19:53Sort of
19:54Mmm
19:56No
19:59Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
20:03Cup of girl
20:04Put the bass in your walk
20:06Head to toe
20:08Let your whole bassy talk
20:11Oh, my lord
20:14Hi, everyone
20:15Centino
20:16How are you, baby?
20:17What's that flower you got on?
20:19I feel like an ice-cold glass of country-style lemonade.
20:24Pick lemonade.
20:26Ladies and gentlemen, we have Miss Tanya Tucker in the house tonight.
20:30Thank you so much.
20:32Oh, love it.
20:33Hey, Miss Kathy.
20:34Hi, my darling.
20:35This week, we asked the ladies to put the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent back in country
20:41as two feuding teams to shoot a TV commercial for Disco Extra Greasy Shortening.
20:46Tonight, they come to the main stage decked out in their best denim and diamond couture.
20:53Judges, are you ready to see what they turned out?
20:55Ready.
20:56Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
21:04Sonique.
21:05Sonique is everything that I feel on the inside.
21:08When you feel good on the inside, it shows.
21:11Wow.
21:12She's working a little Tanya Tucker.
21:14Yeah.
21:15Ooh.
21:16The devil went down to Georgia.
21:19Juju V.
21:20During my runway, all I can think about is, Mama, you have to hit this.
21:25She's popping her cherry again.
21:26She's popping her cherry again.
21:30Raven.
21:31So not Raven.
21:32I know, right?
21:33Yeah, the guest girl.
21:34I've never seen her so sweet looking.
21:36I feel adorable.
21:38Like a cherry on top of a cupcake.
21:41The girl next door.
21:42Well, next door to what?
21:43Best little whorehouse in Texas.
21:47Sahara.
21:48That much legs should be against the law.
21:50I'm a dancer, so of course, I'm going to try and incorporate that every chance I get.
21:54I love boot and a little shuffle.
21:55Yeah, I'll come back now, you hear?
21:58All right, Mommy.
22:00I wanted to do country, but I wanted it to have an urban twist.
22:04It's kind of like Raquel Welch going to the country.
22:07Well, you know, it's hard to keep them on the farm after they've been to RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:10That's hard.
22:11Pandora Box.
22:13Cowgirl Hall of Fame.
22:16I'm feeling like my outfit is cute and country.
22:19This ain't her first time at the rodeo.
22:22Even cowgirls get the blues.
22:23Oh, Jessica Wilde.
22:28I feel good because I feel sexy.
22:31I feel that I am in the country.
22:34Our little Jessica is growing up.
22:36She's filling out her jeans.
22:39Her apple bottom jeans.
22:42Mystique.
22:43Star Jones before the Pilates.
22:44My strategy in the game is pretty much to stand out, to be totally different from everybody else.
22:50So, it can work in my favor.
22:52Yes, yes, uh-huh, and do-si-do, mama.
22:55Morgan McMichaels.
22:56The look of today's country girl.
22:58Kind of new romantic country.
23:00I think there's just a one-track mind about what country is.
23:02You don't have to be podunk to be country.
23:05Aren't they gorgeous, those boots?
23:08Tyra Sanchez.
23:09The other Tyra.
23:10I try to give the judges another side of me every week.
23:13Flip off my scary woo!
23:16I'll change at the gas station, mama.
23:18You won't even know.
23:21Wow.
23:22Oh, yes.
23:24Now she's super Tyra.
23:25I'll take one in every color.
23:28Hello, my country queens.
23:30Let's take a look at the world premiere of your Disco Extra Greasy shortening commercial.
23:38Welcome to another home-fry meal.
23:41Courtesy of Disco Extra Greasy shortening.
23:47Howdy, Ainty.
23:49What's for dinner?
23:50It's your favorite.
23:51Granny McCoy's famous fried chicken.
23:55My secret is right in this can.
23:57Ain't that Disco Extra Greasy shortening?
24:02Sure is, Ellie Mae.
24:04The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
24:08And with Disco Extra Greasy shortening, you'll get there in no time.
24:12This is so delicious.
24:14And a Christmas too!
24:17Put some crispy in your Coco Tottle Dew with Disco Extra Greasy shortening.
24:24Woo!
24:26Your commercial was hilarious.
24:28I loved it.
24:30Let's take a look at the world premiere of your Disco Extra Greasy shortening commercial.
24:37Welcome to another home-fried meal, courtesy of Disco Extra Greasy shortening.
24:43Oh, Ainty, that mean Billy Joe McAllister, he's been picking on me all day.
24:49He says I like eating fish.
24:53Poor dumb Ellie Mae.
24:56Who's going to tell her that she smells like fish too?
24:59That's because he has a try at Granny Hatfield's fried fish fillets.
25:05Especially when I make it with Disco Extra Greasy shortening.
25:08Well, if you ask me, it ain't just the fish that Ms. Council Boy is afraid of.
25:12The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
25:16It is awful good.
25:17And crispy too.
25:19Mmm!
25:21Add some crispy to your fried fish to lay with Disco Extra Greasy shortening.
25:26Cock-a-doodle-doo!
25:32So Hatfield's, McCoy's, both of your commercials have highlights and lowlights.
25:43But I do have a favorite.
25:47And that is the McCoy's.
25:53Good work.
25:58Now this week, we had you work as teams.
26:02But tonight, each of you will be judged on your individual performance.
26:07In other words, no one is safe.
26:12When I call your name, please step forward.
26:17Sonique.
26:19Jujubee.
26:21Morgan McMichaels.
26:23Tatiana.
26:25Sahara Davenport.
26:30You girls, you are safe.
26:35Congratulations.
26:36You may leave the stage.
26:40The five of you represent the best and the worst of the week.
26:45Let's begin our judges' critiques.
26:47We'll start with Raven.
26:48I did think the performance was a little all over the map.
26:51It was kind of a mixed bag.
26:52I didn't actually know if you knew that you were kind of playing an animal or a chicken.
26:58Well, when we were practicing, I didn't realize that I should do it as a chicken.
27:03What did you think you were going to do?
27:04Well, do the voice as a chicken.
27:06Now, Kathy, you directed Raven in the piece.
27:07I directed Raven in the piece.
27:09P.S., you look so cute.
27:11I could put you in a smoothie and drink you.
27:13But I also sense a real seriousness about you.
27:16Honey, you have to look around you.
27:17This is just a bowl full of fun soup.
27:20Lighten up a little bit and have a good time.
27:22All right, next up, Jessica Wilde.
27:24Show us your apple-bottom jeans.
27:26My apple-bottom jeans.
27:27Hey.
27:27Yeah, I want to mount her.
27:29You are giving thoroughbred realness today.
27:33What did you think of her as the disco critter?
27:35I thought she did a good job with your language.
27:37I can barely speak English.
27:39Put some crispy in your cock-a-doodle-doo.
27:43I love my character because I love the Muppets, so I feel like I am a Muppet.
27:48Thank you, my dear.
27:50Pandora box.
27:52Did you make this outfit or did you buy it?
27:54It's Bob, but then I took the fabric that we had for all the costumes and added the little lady.
27:58Ah, crafty.
27:59I love your outfit.
28:00I love what you did to it, and it kind of reminds me of me.
28:05Santino.
28:05Oh.
28:07I'm not going to be your favorite.
28:08It almost looks like you're in a child pageant or something.
28:11I'm thinking, like, you read, like, 12 or 13, and then I'm like, I'm just kind of creeped out.
28:16I don't think Pandora is a fashion girl.
28:18Well, what I do get all over from Pandora is comedy.
28:21I thought you were the funniest person, actually.
28:23The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
28:27It was definitely fun to do.
28:29It was kind of my element.
28:30Very funny.
28:31Mystique Summers Madison.
28:33Are you feeling Southern?
28:35I went with how my friends back home dress as, since they're country.
28:39Well, I hear what you're saying, but it's not really sort of the country look.
28:43I went to stand out by going as the normal mall wear country.
28:48As the country girls would wear, where, where they still can have on a nice shirt.
28:52Isn't this the same top you wore in the challenge, though?
28:54Yes.
28:55This is a skirt, a one-piece skirt.
28:56And I actually made it more updated with the gachos and everything.
29:00Why the fuck did you wear that?
29:02And try and make up some bullshit fucking story.
29:04I love the way you do your runway.
29:06I thought your runway was great.
29:08It almost seems like you're twirling even more because you know that your outfit is not working today.
29:12When you walked out just now, I said, I totally forgot that you're not female.
29:19I've just thought, well, there's that gorgeous woman.
29:22It's a bummer about the outfit.
29:23That's a bummer.
29:25Tyra Sanchez, you tore it up, Miss Thing.
29:27I think some maybe had a hard time coming up with one outfit, and you came up with three looks
29:31that you gave us.
29:32The only thing I would ask you is, when you transform into Tyra, why doesn't your voice change?
29:38I can't go higher.
29:39What's the highest note you can hit?
29:40Happy birthday, Mr. President.
29:42Happy birthday, Mr. President.
29:44That's totally believable.
29:46Let's talk about your commercial.
29:47You played the baby.
29:48I actually thought about my own son.
29:50He wakes up in the middle of the night out of nowhere and just like, can I have some water?
29:54And by the time I get the water and bring it back to him, he's asleep again.
29:59Well, all right.
30:00Ladies, while you enjoy an absolute cocktail in the Interior Illusions Lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
30:11Let's talk about Mystique.
30:12She's got that really pretty face.
30:13The only problem I had was the outfit.
30:15Yeah.
30:16So far off the mark.
30:17Yeah.
30:17Stood out in all the wrong ways.
30:19That outfit, that was inexcusable.
30:21Yeah.
30:21And then having to explain why.
30:24Not good.
30:25Not good.
30:25Okay.
30:26So we're going to go on over to Tyra.
30:27She's a gorgeous gal.
30:28Yes.
30:28She's clearly inventive with her presentation.
30:31Do you think Tyra's voice is working against her?
30:33I think just a little bit.
30:34She has a very deep voice.
30:35Because when you look at her, there's nothing, I can't see anything wrong.
30:39Yeah.
30:39Let's talk about Raven.
30:40Didn't do so well in the commercial.
30:42I missed the funny.
30:43Obviously, you're in a chicken suit.
30:45That's the first clue to be funny.
30:48Raven looks so beautiful on the runway.
30:49But I thought as the disco critter, Jessica did a better job than Raven did.
30:53Jessica Wilde is from Puerto Rico, doesn't speak the language very well.
30:57And she seemed to master the disco critter very well.
31:00She just went wild.
31:01I find her really charming and a great spicy addition to this line.
31:05Yes.
31:06But is she America's next drag superstar?
31:09That's the question we have to ask.
31:10I don't know.
31:11Pandora Box.
31:12Santino had an issue with Pandora Box's outfit.
31:15It's just very pedestrian.
31:17She is a fantastic comedian.
31:20My favorite to work with, she's got some comedy going.
31:23Silence.
31:24I've made my decision.
31:26Bring back the girls.
31:31Ladies, welcome back.
31:34Pandora, if you want to win this race, you need to step up your style.
31:39You're safe.
31:41You may join the other girls.
31:44Mystique, you were slow to make adjustments on set during the commercial.
31:49When we asked you to give us your best country couture, you came up empty-handed.
31:56I'm sorry, you're up for elimination.
32:00I knew this was probably going to happen this way.
32:03They didn't see me as their version of country realness.
32:06You can't please everybody.
32:07Jessica, you're safe.
32:12You may join the other girls.
32:15Raven, I see flashes of star power in you.
32:19But as quickly as it comes, it fades away.
32:23Do you have the consistency to be the next drag superstar?
32:30I'm sorry, but you're up for elimination.
32:33So once again, I'm in the bottom two.
32:36Honestly, I don't feel like I belong in the bottom two with Mystique.
32:39Tyra Sanchez, your runway was a hit.
32:42And your baby girl made me laugh out loud.
32:47Congratulations, you're the winner of this challenge.
32:52Which means you have immunity next week.
32:55Plus, you'll receive a collection of designer bags, handmade in Italian leather, from M. Clifford Designs.
33:04Congratulations, Tyra.
33:05You may join the other girls.
33:07This is the first challenge that I want, and I feel great.
33:10I feel amazing.
33:11Because last week they were making me out to be a bitch of the group.
33:13And I'm not a bitch.
33:15I'm America's sweetheart.
33:18Two queens stand before me.
33:22I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.
33:29Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:37The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
33:45Good luck, and remember, don't fuck it up.
34:06The lip sync area is my stage.
34:08That's my battleground.
34:09I'm going to go Boston Walk.
34:12I was going to duke it out.
34:13I don't care if the wig flew off.
34:15I don't care if I broke a heel.
34:16At that point, it was do or die, because I was not going to go home up against Mystique.
34:20Telling me all new lies.
34:22I hear you knocking, but you can't come in.
34:30I hear you knocking.
34:32Go from where you're named.
34:50Mystique, Raven, I've made my decision.
34:58Raven, you've been down this road twice.
35:04You keep pulling through.
35:06And it's that kind of resilience it takes to win this race.
35:12Shantae, you stay.
35:14Thank you so much.
35:16If I was told to sashay away and Mystique is still standing up there, I would have fucking
35:22slipped my wrist.
35:23Mystique Summers Madison, I want you to believe in yourself.
35:27Because I do.
35:29Now sashay away.
35:44I'm not going to change who I am to win a competition.
35:48I'm going to be Mystique.
35:49Take me as I am or nothing at all.
35:51So I'm going home with my head held up high.
35:54Dolls, like every good country song, we will live through this heartache.
35:59Mystique is gone, but we will carry on in the tradition of all great country queens.
36:03Now remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
36:08Can I get an amen in here?
36:10Amen.
36:10That's the music play.
36:11That's the music play.