00:00What is the question of the day?
00:01Actually, you should know the question of the day.
00:03You are the originator.
00:03Oh, did you take my suggestion?
00:04Yes.
00:05We did.
00:05Yes, we listened to you, and we value your opinion.
00:07Yeah, thanks.
00:08Thanks.
00:09Go ahead and tell the audience.
00:11With, obviously, the media, the sports media landscape's fascination
00:15with the Diana Russini and Mike Vrabel tryst, for lack of a better word,
00:20what's the time that you cheated on your favorite team?
00:23713-5724-67.
00:24Cheated on your favorite team, like rooted for another team.
00:27I'll tell you the time.
00:28You know what the cheating is.
00:29You feel it in your gut.
00:30You do.
00:31I feel like every time I watch the 30-for-30 of the U,
00:39not the Catholics versus convicts, but the U, I hated that team when they were in the 80s.
00:46I watch that now.
00:47I love that team.
00:49That Jimmy Johnson.
00:50Oh, yeah.
00:5080s team with Michael Irvin and with, you know, Alonzo Highsmith was on the early ones there.
00:56How could you not?
00:57Well, I hated him back then.
00:59I know, but, like, when you get a story, though, that accentuates how those dudes operated
01:05and just, like, the sheer capability for those players in that era to be like, no, we run
01:10the program.
01:11Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11This is our program.
01:12Y'all could think y'all run the program.
01:13We run it.
01:13There's probably times, too.
01:14I'll tell you one.
01:15The World Series a couple of years ago when it was the Dodgers and the Yankees, and I'm
01:21like, oh, God, I want to root for somebody.
01:23Yeah.
01:24I ended up rooting for the Yankees because I really, I've grown to dislike the Dodgers
01:29and their fan base more than I dislike the Yankees and their fan base.
01:32Oh, really?
01:33Well, for one, the Dodgers are, they're the evil empire now more than the, I mean, the
01:37Yankees spend their fair share of money, but the Dodgers are the team that is going to
01:41cause the work stoppage.
01:43It's going to happen after the season.
01:44I'm going to say that because they give me a hard time.
01:45I've kind of pulled for the Dodgers because of a Shohei.
01:49I love Shohei.
01:50Okay.
01:51Well, that, okay.
01:52Yeah.
01:52See, I don't.
01:53I mean, I don't hate him or anything.
01:54I'm just, I hate the Dodgers.
01:56So that, I felt like I was cheating a little bit because I'm rooting for the Yankees and
01:59I'm like, God, I feel dirty doing this.
02:00So that's definitely one for me.
02:02Every single time one of my teams is getting beat really bad, I turn into, I turn into the
02:08Joker in a nursing uniform.
02:10I just want to blow it all up.
02:11And I just, I hope that they lose and the Astros are having a miserable game.
02:16Like I hope they lose 27 to nothing.
02:18A lot of people just, just fine.
02:20I, you guys, you guys need to be punished.
02:22We can stay out there on the Rockets this year.
02:24I am so chat GPTing an image of Seth in that Joker nurse uniform walking away from a walking
02:31away from Dyken park.
02:35That's good.
02:35That's happening today.
02:38I'm going to consult Jay Williams on whether you should.
02:41Take it down, period.
02:43Now, period.
02:44One of mine, and you know, this was Notre Dame football this year.
02:47Yeah.
02:47You like Notre Dame football this year.
02:48I like Notre Dame football this year.
02:50A lot of people like him that didn't like him before.
02:52Marcus Freeman's very like him.
02:53It really is the Marcus Freeman.
02:54It's the Freeman effect.
02:55It's the Freeman.
02:55I'll give you one.
02:56I have been betting on the opposing teams over in run scored for the last six days against
03:05the Astros.
03:06Is that, is that, is that cheating?
03:07I don't know.
03:08I'm asking you guys.
03:09Is that cheating?
03:10It's kind of, it's in the neighborhood.
03:10Is it just business?
03:11It's adjacent.
03:13Is it like pimping out my wife?
03:14Is it the same thing?
03:15I don't, I don't think so.
03:16I think that what you're doing in that, okay.
03:18I think emotionally what you're doing in that moment is you are hedging your bet against
03:22the sadness of your team.
03:24I'm crushing it right now.
03:25Yeah.
03:26I guess they give up a minimum of six runs every game.
03:29It's crazy.
03:30I've, yeah, I've, I've pocketed a lot of, a lot of money on that.
03:32Yeah.
03:34Seth's got a look on his face.
03:35Like he's thinking of something.
03:36Okay.
03:36All right.
03:36I was just thinking about pimping out your wife.
03:39Oh, his wife or your wife.
03:41Just in general, the whole concept.
03:43Cool.
03:43I found it amazing.
03:46Hear me out.
03:47I got an idea.
03:47The thing about Elegan and Hamilton, actually.
03:51Amy here is just, to be clear, I think we'd make a lot of money.
03:55It's because it's very lucrative.
03:56It was a compliment.
03:57It was a compliment.
03:59All the proceeds clearly go to you, right?
04:02People always ask the question.
04:03They try to put women on the spot and be like, how much money would you, how much would
04:07it take for you to accept money to have relations with somebody?
04:10Right.
04:10But like that, the question, men need to face the same question.
04:13They're like, well, how much would it take for you to actually pimp out your wife?
04:18Right, right.
04:18Did a whole movie on it with Robert Redd?
04:20That's right.
04:20And then you have to compare notes with your wife.
04:21Yes.
04:21And then you guys could start a business together.
04:24Absolutely.
04:24As long as you figure, this is the app I'm going to work on.
04:27Yeah.
04:28You and your wife just anonymously go and you set the price.
04:31And then if there's a match and you guys are in the same price range, then the app tells
04:37you, hey, you know what?
04:38Your spouse already did this.
04:39You guys should go into business together.
04:40There you go.
04:41There you go.
04:41You want to do more things together.
04:43Here's the profile.
04:44Yeah.
04:44Yeah.
04:45Here's our business plan.
04:47By the way, you're listening to KLTM, KLTM, HD2, Houston, and Odyssey Sports Station.
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04:55Well, gentlemen, have a great show.
04:56Reggie, enjoy those mandarin oranges.
04:58I will definitely do that.
04:59All right.
04:59That's the thing I can guarantee you.
05:00And you guys have a good one.
05:03And Seth, antibodies to you, my friend.
05:05Antibodies and a reminder to you to claim all of your pimp income.
05:09It's not the police you got to worry about, Sean.
05:12It's the IRS.
05:13Too late.
05:14I E filed last night for the first time in my life.
05:16Oh, we're filing today.
05:17Oh, y'all wait this long?
05:19Oh, God, yes.
05:19That's crazy.
05:20Oh, God, yes.
05:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:21There's something about paper, Reggie.
05:23There's something about paper.
05:25Yeah.
05:25But I E filed last night.
05:26But I did forget to put my pimp income on there.
05:29So I might have to file a revised 1040.
05:31Sean likes making it more expensive for the taxpayer.
05:34I'm paying my taxes.
05:36Everybody else is going to pay more to handle all this paperwork.
05:39Damn right.
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