00:00What is the question of the day?
00:01Well, who was it, Reggie, that was being very petty?
00:05I mean, I think you guys played a little bit of audio today.
00:07Jalen Rose on the CBS.
00:09We actually didn't get to Jalen Rose.
00:11No, no, we had it on the docket.
00:13Should have played it in this final segment.
00:14Ohio State gets clipped by TCU, and he makes sure as a Michigan grad
00:17or a Michigan alum at the very least to get his shot in.
00:20Apparently, Con Canipple in the NBA, Duke grad,
00:23got after Kobe White, who was a UNC grad after his team loss.
00:28Okay, that's all well and good.
00:29A Con Canipple needs to slow down.
00:31You think so?
00:31Yeah, they almost lost to Siena yesterday.
00:35But still counts.
00:36They were down 10 as a half.
00:36A win is a win.
00:37They were down 13.
00:38Survive in advance.
00:39They were down fair, and I got Duke going deep in my bracket.
00:42But I said this.
00:44I was out at my local tavern watching the second half of that game
00:48with some buddies yesterday, and I said,
00:52I'm standing up rooting against Duke, and they're like,
00:54well, how far do you have them going?
00:55I'm going to the finals.
00:56And they said, well, your bracket's going to be busted.
00:58And I said, I don't care.
00:59If Duke could lose to number 16, Siena,
01:03I would take whatever I've invested in all of my brackets,
01:06and I'd do like one of those corporate matching things
01:08where I would just go donate to a charity if Duke would lose.
01:12And they were down by 13 with about 15 minutes to go in that game.
01:16And then Siena missed two dunks in the half court.
01:20And I said to my buddy, I said, circle that.
01:22Circle that, because that's the type of opening you give a good team
01:25in the tournament, and sure enough, Duke goes on an 11-0 run,
01:28and they go on to win the game.
01:29They outscore them like 37 to 15 after the two missed dunks.
01:32And so inspired by all of that and the pettiness that you very much showed
01:36as a petty king here on this radio.
01:38This show is petty as hell.
01:39What team player or fandom are you most petty about?
01:44Oh, okay.
01:45It doesn't have to be your rival.
01:46No, no, no.
01:47It's kind of better when it's not.
01:48Yeah, it's better when it's not.
01:49Mine's easy.
01:49Mine's easy.
01:50And this goes back.
01:50Seth knows this.
01:52This goes back to when I was doing my CBS show back in a couple years ago
01:57is when I stopped doing it.
01:58This is all the way back in 2019 when Cleveland had hired Freddie Kitchens
02:01as their head coach, which appeared to me to be one of the dumbest things ever.
02:05They let Baker Mayfield pick this slack-jawed yokel who does it.
02:10Yeah, who's never come across great in interviews or anything.
02:13But he liked the way he called his ball plays.
02:15And I went on my national show every week and said what a joke it was that Freddie Kitchens
02:19was the head coach of that team.
02:21And keep in mind, this is when Browns fans probably had the highest Q rating on their
02:24team of their modern-era Browns since 99.
02:28They had traded for Odell Beckham Jr. and everything.
02:30So I would thrash Cleveland all the time.
02:32And they would come at me on social and calls to the show.
02:35Made for good radio.
02:36But I've been petty about them ever since.
02:38And the Deshaun Watson trade has been one of my greatest personal triumphs in life.
02:42And I hope failure for them from now until the end of time.
02:46Yes, that's a good one.
02:47For me, it's an easy go-to.
02:50But just New England.
02:51I think the New England Patriots specifically.
02:54Not Red Sox fans, not Celtics fans.
02:55More than the Colts for you?
02:56Because you played against the Colts a lot.
02:58Yeah, it's punching down to make fun of Indianapolis.
03:01I would never do that.
03:02I would never do that to the great state of Indiana.
03:04But because of the Patriots, it's not the fan base as much as the Patriots media.
03:09And the way that they somehow feel like because they let Bill Belichick bully them around
03:16in press conferences for a couple decades, they think they know more about football
03:20than the rest of us cavemen.
03:22That's always annoyed me.
03:24That was one of mine in a way.
03:25Mine is baseball writers.
03:27Okay.
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28I hate that.
03:29That's really good.
03:30Let me tell you about protecting the game.
03:33Oh, yeah.
03:34Yeah.
03:34The gatekeepers.
03:35The gatekeepers.
03:36The gatekeepers.
03:37Get the hell out of here.
03:37Yeah, that's a really good one.
03:40I'm petty against them, too.
03:42Yeah.
03:43Well, that's a good tease, too.
03:44Other than that, people can listen on Tuesday to find out the other times.
03:48That's true.
03:49Seth and I are petty at 8 a.m.
03:50We don't want to give up all our pettiness on In the Loop right now.
03:53That's a good time.
03:53I like how you say we don't want to give up all our pettiness.
03:56As if that's possible.
03:57As if you was going to give it all away.
04:00We have a ton of it.
04:01We've got plenty of it.
04:02I was like, you have surplus.
04:03I know you've got extra in there.
04:04It's the pettiest show on radio, man, for sure.
04:07Seth, you look like you're thinking of something right now.
04:09Oh, I'm trying to compose something in my mind.
04:11Nice.
04:12Okay.
04:13Sometimes I don't like getting caught empty-handed at the end of there when we do our little sign.
04:17Ah, yeah, that's a good point.
04:18I can tell today was the kind of day where Brandy's going to tell me after the show that
04:22I was being mean to Sean.
04:23Oh, no.
04:24I'm going to say something nice about Sean.
04:26She does that every few weeks.
04:28She'll be like, why were you being so short with Sean?
04:30I didn't feel that today.
04:31Because you said stupid things.
04:33There are days I've felt it.
04:34Today wasn't one of those days.
04:35Oh, okay.
04:36I kept that.
04:37I bottled it up better than I did.
04:39You did good.
04:39No, no, no.
04:40Yeah, well, no.
04:41It was the text page that got you today, that one.
04:43Hey, real quick.
04:44I want to bounce this off of you guys.
04:47The family text here.
04:48Oh, yeah.
04:48Talking about Chuck Morse dying.
04:50Chuck whomst?
04:51The what?
04:52Chuck Norris.
04:53Chuck Norris.
04:54Tell me if this is a good off-the-cuff Chuck Norris.
04:56Did he say Morse?
04:57He did.
04:57He said Morse.
04:57Did I say Morse?
04:58It sounded like you did.
04:59Yeah, it sounded like you did.
05:00He didn't go to heaven.
05:02Heaven came to him.
05:03There you go.
05:03Is that a good one?
05:04Yeah, that's good.
05:06That's good, yeah.
05:06All right, all right.
05:07Chat GPT fed like 15 of them to us.
05:09Oh, really?
05:10That was a really good segment.
05:11We just read jokes that an AI bot made for us.
05:13That was my daughter, so yeah.
05:14Okay, good.
05:16Yeah, Brandy confirms it, yes.
05:19You're getting a talking to?
05:20You were very short with him today.
05:22Wow.
05:25She gets pissed.
05:28When Brandy says we need to talk, it's usually about Sean.
05:33I know, I know.
05:34I feel like ultimately, if something happens in a recessed marriage, I'm going to feel awful.
05:38Every other woman that says we need to talk, you're like, oh, what did I do?
05:42But isn't it nice to have an ally in this?
05:44I'm picturing the mediation at their divorce proceedings in the words, if Sean weren't so
05:49dumb, coming up at the mediation when they're splitting all the assets and everything.
05:55It's just, I don't think you consider his feelings when you say those things.
06:01Seth, just so you know, I'm fine, okay?
06:03Okay, good.
06:03Yeah, I'm fine.
06:04I am anxious to see what she says, though.
06:08Brandy just texted Amy and told her to take your shoelaces and put them away.
06:15Belts, shoelaces, any hanging apparatus.
06:17I'm good, I'm good.
06:18I got all kinds of solutions to get through the day.
06:21We're done.
06:22We're out of time.
06:23Crosstalk brought to you by D&M Auto Leasing.
06:25Seth, antibodies to you.
06:27Antibodies to you.
06:28And I had ChatGPT come up with 20 Chuck Norris jokes, but said about Sean Pendergast.
06:36And it had some real stinkers, but I like this one.
06:39Okay.
06:39Because it's relevant to you and your career as opposed to being a kung fu fighter, a karate
06:43fighter.
06:44Sean Pendergast doesn't go viral.
06:46The algorithm politely steps aside.
06:49That's a good one.
06:50That's a good one.
06:51Oh, my God.
06:52ChatGPT.
06:53I love you.
06:53All right.
06:54Get out of here.
06:56We're done.
06:56We're done.
06:57We're done.
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