00:00What is the question of the day, fellas?
00:01What was your one-time and one-time-only moment?
00:06Because I, this weekend, I guess I thought myself some level of professional athlete
00:12who needed to take care of his foundation.
00:13I went and got a pedicure.
00:15I went and got a pedicure for the first time in my life.
00:18Yeah, no, because I've seen like the high-level athletes go and get the pedicure.
00:22And it wasn't the pedicure itself.
00:23It was the idea that I very much was the mark.
00:27And they got me on a crazy upsell.
00:29Oh, really?
00:30Yeah, they got me on the gold package.
00:32Buddy, they were rubbing my calves with criss and stuff.
00:36They got me on the wild upsell.
00:38So what's the moment?
00:40What type of moment?
00:41One-time, one-time-only.
00:42You're never getting a pedicure again.
00:43No, I'm doing a pedicure, but I'm never getting that particular upsell of $75 pedicure.
00:48Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:48I'm never doing that one again.
00:49Okay.
00:50I was like, all right, you got me.
00:52You caught me in a moment of weakness, and you got me for $75 for things that definitely
00:57weren't worth $75.
00:58I've got mine.
00:59And Amy knows this.
01:00And I feel like this particular presentation has probably spent money at the station before,
01:06but it's not Christmas time, so I'll be a little bit careful.
01:09It's just my own opinion.
01:10I know a lot of people.
01:11I went to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra with Amy back in, like, 2012.
01:16Never again.
01:17Oh, yeah.
01:18It just wasn't my thing, man.
01:20Yeah, you just decided that this was not my thing.
01:22So I'm being careful here.
01:23You can see the value of it.
01:24It just didn't hit for you personally.
01:26It's just not my deal.
01:26I need words.
01:27Are there people there that are totally in there?
01:30There's a lot of people that are really, really into it.
01:32Oh, yeah.
01:32Well, yeah.
01:32I mean, it sells out every year.
01:34Dressed up like Siberians and everything, yeah.
01:36I'm a big-time tranny fan.
01:38You know, they're fantastic.
01:39Well, listen.
01:40This is the kind of Wednesday we want to have?
01:41This is one of my favorite bands.
01:44They have an iconic Christmas album, their first one.
01:47But things have changed a little bit.
01:48Do you like Trans-Siberian Orchestra?
01:49The last time I saw Trans-Siberian Orchestra, I did not have the best seat.
01:52So I, like you, did not really think I'm going to the next time.
01:55Oh, okay.
01:56My seats had nothing to do with it.
01:57It just wasn't my deal.
01:58Yeah, I feel like also everybody else having a great time makes it even worse because you're like,
02:02damn, why am I not enjoying this the way that everybody else is enjoying this?
02:04Well, it's not like a concert where everybody's standing the whole time, right?
02:08I remember, yeah, you're sitting down.
02:10It's a kind of a sedate atmosphere, but yeah.
02:13Did you fall asleep?
02:15No.
02:15No, you can't.
02:16That's a rock show, bro.
02:17No, I don't fall asleep in public.
02:20I fall asleep at a concert.
02:21That's a strong statement.
02:22I've never fallen asleep in public.
02:23No, I didn't say I never.
02:24I normally don't.
02:25Okay, fair.
02:25Yeah, yeah.
02:25No, I don't.
02:26I do.
02:26I don't fall asleep in public.
02:28I'm not perfect in that.
02:29No, the tough thing about falling asleep in something like that that you're not enjoying is that when you wake
02:34up,
02:34you don't know if you've been asleep for five minutes or two hours
02:37because you're hoping it's two hours.
02:39It's over.
02:40And you're like, you're waiting.
02:41You're like, oh, I don't want to check my watch.
02:43I want to just hope we're almost like rounding the final turn here or something.
02:48And then you look and you're like, oh, I've been awake.
02:50I was asleep for two minutes.
02:51The closest I get to falling asleep in public is when Amy and I go to IPIC normally at night,
02:58and there's wine, and the movie is very boring.
03:01Yeah.
03:01Because the seats are so comfortable.
03:04Sure.
03:04They recline.
03:05It's kind of private, you know.
03:07And so, but I never do.
03:09That's the closest I get, where you're sort of watching something,
03:12and you're kind of semi-hallucinating at the same time, that sort of thing.
03:15So, yeah, that's the closest I've come.
03:17The biggest schmuck I ever felt in getting something sold to me was the year that I bought kidnapping insurance.
03:24Excuse me?
03:25Yeah, kidnapping insurance.
03:26For you?
03:27Yeah.
03:28Well, no, for I think my whole family.
03:30It was like part of a, I think I was buying some life insurance or something,
03:33and the guy sold me on Kidney, asked if I was planning on taking any trips to like South America
03:39or anything.
03:39And in my mind, I was like, yes, it's going to be an off-season full of adventure.
03:43And so I bought kidnapping insurance.
03:45What an idiot.
03:48What did it pay out?
03:50Oh, I don't remember.
03:52Okay, yeah, I'm just trying to think like what exactly covers.
03:54I watched too many movies because in my head I was like, clearly they have Liam Neeson on staff,
03:59and the insurance says we will send somebody to go get them.
04:02Yes.
04:02I mean, it is.
04:03It's kind of like in some of the countries where people get kidnapped a lot, it's a pretty simple transaction.
04:08If they're dealing with an insurance company, it's that much easier.
04:12It's kind of like, oh, we don't have to get it.
04:14We just, here you go.
04:15Okay, that's how much they're going to pay you.
04:17Oh, okay.
04:18I get my beloved kin back.
04:19They will give you the ransom in the instance that you need to do.
04:21Oh, it's for the ransom.
04:23I got you.
04:24I thought it was.
04:24You thought they were gone.
04:25They were like, I thought a child's life at $50,000.
04:28Can I explain myself?
04:29Can I explain myself?
04:30Sorry, apologies.
04:31I thought it was if you as the head of the household got kidnapped, and it was determined that you
04:36were kidnapped,
04:37there was no proof of death, that your family got some sort of payment to subsidize.
04:42Like a life insurance or something.
04:43Like a life insurance, but it was open-ended.
04:45That you're missing, that kind of thing.
04:47The way I understood at the time was that it was to help pay for the ransom.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Clearly, I don't understand how insurance works, Sean.
04:55Like, I feel like that's the thing that's the takeaway from this right now.
04:58That was my thing.
04:58Well, I just never think to pay these people, these kidnappers, pay their ransom.
05:04I don't negotiate with terrorists.
05:06It seems like the kidnapping insurance here would be in the league with the actual kidnappers themselves.
05:12Yes, without question.
05:12So this seems like a completely crooked business.
05:14Oh, totally.
05:15Now that Seth's laid it out.
05:16They're like, okay, and you're saying yes to the kidnapping insurance?
05:19And where are you staying exactly?
05:20I feel like this is the third business that Tony Clark had on the whiteboard before he got let go
05:26by MLBPN.
05:28Any insurance that I buy, I love just thinking about, okay, I don't even care about the prices.
05:33It's like, okay, does this simplify it to the point where people, whether they're a doctor or a kidnapper,
05:38once they realize they're dealing with the insurance company and not you, everything just gets simplified.
05:44They know they're only going to get so much out of them and everything, and it just gets streamlined and
05:47done with.
05:48You know, like somebody's suing, if somebody sues you for something, but then they realize, oh, I'm not going after
05:54his vast fortune.
05:55I'm dealing with the insurance companies.
05:57Then the lawyers get together, and they just, you know, they do whatever kickbacks they need to, and it all
06:02gets taken care of.
06:02This is going to be a good question of the day, man.
06:05Yeah, the text line informs me that the text line is going to just have a whole bunch of drugs
06:08in this question.
06:09And you know what?
06:10I welcome that.
06:11Oh, yeah, the one time.
06:12Yeah, let me know the thing that you were like, I did that once, and the experience was bad.
06:17Or the experience was great, and I don't need it ever again.
06:20Okay, no, mine are all horrible.
06:21The one I just thought of, dipping.
06:24Oh, yeah.
06:26Copenhagen.
06:26I did it one time, vomited my guts out, and I have not touched it since.
06:31I'll tell you the one where you don't trust drug dealers.
06:34It was my father, the drug dealer.
06:36I had never smoked pot or anything in my entire life.
06:40And one time I was visiting my dad for Thanksgiving, and he says, hey, why don't you try some of
06:45those brownies?
06:46And then he went out to go do a bunch of chores.
06:48So as I tend to do with brownies, I had about six of them.
06:52And he came back in, and I could tell.
06:55I was like, oh, I guess these are pot brownies.
06:57But I don't know what my dad said.
06:58I had zero clue about anything.
06:59So I ate six pot brownies.
07:03And I had never done anything THC-based in my entire life.
07:07The next 36 hours of my life were a living hell.
07:10Just suited.
07:11Oh, my God, dude.
07:12Yeah, thanks, Dad.
07:15No mental preparation or anything.
07:17He did.
07:17He came back in, and he's like, did you try one of those?
07:20And I said, yeah, I don't know.
07:22I had like six or seven.
07:23They were good.
07:23And he looked at me like, oh, I usually have like a half.
07:30Mind you, this is my dad.
07:31Right, your dad.
07:32He knows what he's doing.
07:33Yes.
07:34Yeah.
07:35How much he consumes.
07:36Yeah.
07:37Oh, my God.
07:38All right.
07:38It was like every minute on the clock took an hour.
07:42Yeah.
07:43It was.
07:43We're talking about like looking at your watch, waiting for like, I'd be like, okay, it's probably
07:48been like two hours.
07:50Yeah.
07:50Nope.
07:50It's been 45 seconds.
07:52That's the thing for me.
07:53Like the rare time I'll pop an edible or something like that.
07:55The biggest thing it does for me, like it, it chops up time into a weird puzzle, like
08:00where things that previously happened feel like they're about to happen and things that
08:04I think are about to happen.
08:05May I thought like, it's just, it does weird things with time.
08:08You're absolutely right.
08:09All this sounds like to me is someone who wants to profit off of this is how can we auction
08:13off an opportunity to get high with pain and Pendergast for the, for charity.
08:18Yeah.
08:19That's all my brain.
08:19For the kids, Seth.
08:20It's for the kids.
08:21Nobody wants that experience with me.
08:24You would be surprised.
08:25It is not my drug.
08:26No.
08:27No.
08:27No.
08:28Okay.
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