00:00What's the question of the day?
00:01Okay, so you saw Lance McCullers' fingernail, right?
00:05We haven't.
00:06We saw the news about it.
00:07Has he shown it yet?
00:08Well, we saw it in real time.
00:09The game was going on, and I told Reggie and Figgie, I said, that's his fingernail.
00:12But did they show a close-up?
00:13No, no, not a close-up.
00:15That's what I want.
00:16The most irritating and painful little injuries, like paper cut type stuff,
00:22but that's not one of mine.
00:24You built different?
00:25Paper cuts don't do nothing?
00:26I just haven't had a lot of paper cuts.
00:28They are irritating.
00:29I'm not saying they're not, but I get more hangnails that drive me freaking nuts.
00:34Oh, yeah, you press on.
00:35And you try to pull on it, and then you've got to go get the clippers.
00:37It's like having a bruise that someone's pressing on all the time.
00:41Yes, and you never quite get it all, and you never quite get it right,
00:44and you cut your nail too short, and then you get another one because of it.
00:47It's a whole thing, man.
00:49I had a stye on my right eye like three months ago,
00:53and that was an annoying, painful little thing.
00:58And for a while, I just felt it.
00:59It wasn't showing up, but it's one of those things like, oh, God.
01:02Yeah, it's there.
01:03It's there, and it's going to show up.
01:04Because I did a lot of reading up on it, and you've got some that go inside the eyelid
01:09and some on the front of the eyelid.
01:10And I had a front of the eyelid one, so I looked like a circus freak.
01:14So it hurt, and then it hurt my feelings.
01:17Oh, yeah, your vanity.
01:19My vanity, yeah, thank you.
01:20That's the biggest injury of all.
01:21Yeah, my face is my life.
01:24I guess this isn't a minor injury, but I've got this hernia that I've refused to go get repaired,
01:30mostly because it gets me out of doing any kind of physical labor.
01:34And I'm kind of just, it's an annoyance, but there's also, there's a lot of value in just saying,
01:41I can't, I have a hernia.
01:43Yeah.
01:44I guess I could get the surgery and then just lie about the hernia.
01:46That was my first thought.
01:47It was like, I would just do it, and then people know that you have this.
01:51My pride won't let me do that.
01:53Because I also, the reason I've got a hernia again.
01:54Well, your pride won't let you lie about it in the meantime, though.
01:57No, no, because I'm not lying about it right now.
01:59And I got it repaired once before, and then I was over at my brother-in-law's house,
02:05and a guy showed up who had bought my brother-in-law's four-wheeler,
02:09and he needed some help getting into his truck.
02:11So this is after I'd had the hernia surgery, but I knew I probably shouldn't be doing stuff like this.
02:16I helped him lift this four-wheeler, like, up out of a trailer and onto a truck,
02:21and just re-aggravated my hernia.
02:23And I'm like, all right, well, look, I was dumb enough.
02:25The first time I got it fixed, it didn't keep me from doing stuff I shouldn't be doing.
02:29So I might as well just leave it unfixed, and then I'll genuinely tell people I can't do stuff.
02:35Someone's asking me on the text page,
02:36wasn't getting pelted by a Tide Pod in your eye the worst pain?
02:40No, because you weren't actually injured.
02:43You rolled around on the ground like a baby about it.
02:47Listen to you.
02:48Oh, man.
02:49You know what?
02:50I had finally gotten to a place, because it got brought back up yesterday.
02:54Yesterday was a good litmus test.
02:56So there was a sales meeting yesterday, and the sales team is, the meeting was about rolling out
03:02all the different promotional packages for the Texans this year and things like that,
03:06all the different sponsorships and whatnot.
03:08So they had me and Parker, our boss, and Clint Sterner in the meeting to talk about the Texans
03:15and talk about various aspects of, you're not going to distract me with that garbage you're
03:19doing on Zoom right now, all the various aspects of the Texans and why it's exciting.
03:27They had me talk about what are the biggest storylines with the Texans, get them all hyped
03:31up, right?
03:33And Clint talked about Thirsty Thursday and Football Fridays, you know, out at the bars,
03:38out with the people.
03:39Parker was talking about a number of things, including Radio Row.
03:42And one of the things he brought up was a sort of this, you never know what can happen
03:47on Radio Row.
03:48And he's listing this interview here and this interview there, and then he puts his arm around
03:52him and he goes, sorry, Sean.
03:53But things like Sean getting pelted in the eye with a Tide Pod.
03:57I got chopped by a female wrestler.
03:59Yeah.
04:00Yeah.
04:00Yeah.
04:01Yeah.
04:01You did.
04:01You asked for that.
04:02I did.
04:03I didn't ask for that from Seth.
04:04Hurt me.
04:05Yeah.
04:06So, but it was a good litmus test, because I'm like, you know what?
04:09I think I'm over it.
04:10You're over it.
04:11I think I'm over it.
04:11I can talk about it.
04:12I can laugh about it.
04:13I can laugh at myself.
04:15Not anymore, though.
04:15No, no.
04:15Now Seth's coming in like, you baby, you're rolling around on the ground.
04:18Oh, you know, you weren't even hurt.
04:20That lasted less than 24 hours.
04:21Yeah.
04:22Yeah.
04:22I was in a good place.
04:23And then here comes Seth, and he just drops a bomb on the whole thing.
04:26He called you an Argentinian soccer player.
04:28Yeah.
04:28It was.
04:29It was scary.
04:31I was flopping.
04:32You should probably get there.
04:33You should go to an intensive, you know, somewhere out in wherever Utah, Vrabel went.
04:38Oh, yeah.
04:38That was a scary moment.
04:40There was trauma.
04:40It was.
04:41There's trauma.
04:42And that might have caused the stye, actually.
04:44That was the eye I got hit in.
04:45Was the stye after the Tide Pod?
04:46The stye was after the Tide Pod.
04:48No.
04:48If the stye was there when the Tide Pod hit me, that thing would have burst pus all over
04:53the place.
04:54That was a 95-mile-an-hour fastball, man.
04:56It might have pierced the Tide Pod.
04:58Yeah.
04:58Right.
04:59Yeah.
05:00That would have been the irresistible force meets the immovable object.
05:03Oh, Lord.
05:04My stye versus a Tide Pod.
05:05You ever get a grass burr in your shoe and you can't find it?
05:08Yes.
05:08Oh, God almighty.
05:09Yes, I have.
05:10The little round things with the prickly.
05:12Yeah, the grass burr.
05:13Yeah, that's what they're called.
05:15Yeah.
05:15Those things.
05:16And I got one that got infected once.
05:18Yeah.
05:18Because I just couldn't find it and I finally found it, but part of it was still in my foot.
05:23Yeah.
05:23And I didn't know it for about two or three days until it was all red.
05:25He was just out here walking around there.
05:27It was all red.
05:28Nasty.
05:28Yeah, yeah.
05:30You ever get a hangnail on your pinky toe?
05:34Oh, yes.
05:35And just even like the thought of taking your sock off or putting it on.
05:39Or in bed.
05:40It scrapes against the sheets.
05:41Oh, it gives you the heebie-jeebies.
05:43I'll tell you one that doesn't hurt but is annoying.
05:45Popcorn in your teeth.
05:47Yes.
05:47Popcorn in your teeth.
05:48That's the bad breath in the morning you get from it, too.
05:51You'll floss for like 10 minutes and think you got every little one.
05:54And if you miss one little husk that's snuck in there somewhere, you wake up in the
05:58morning and it's like you're licking rhinoceros butt all night long.
06:02Oh, God.
06:04That's a popcorn outlet?
06:05You guys know what it's like.
06:06You know what I'm not getting?
06:07No, that was very accurate.
06:08I know what I'm not getting at Michael tonight at the theater.
06:12Popcorn.
06:12Honestly, it's one of the reasons why I feel like popcorn is a trash food.
06:16Oh, God.
06:17Because it tastes like rhinoceros butt?
06:18I think that whole long spiel that was there.
06:21Also, what are you actually getting for your effort here?
06:24Deliciousness.
06:25Is it?
06:25Yes.
06:26Is it that delicious?
06:27Amy and I, we do the little membership thing that I pick, so we get a free bucket of popcorn
06:32with each movie.
06:32Of course you do.
06:33You better.
06:33And of course they give it to you free because it's useless.
06:35It appeases the masses while not actually doing anything.
06:38Says you.
06:38Says you.
06:39All right.
06:40We are done.
06:41We're out of time.
06:41Oh, by the way.
06:42Oh, yes.
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06:54Seth, antibodies to you.
06:56Antibodies and rub some dirt on it, buttercup.
07:00In his eye?
07:01Yeah, if that's what I got to do.
07:03All right.
07:04Good way to get another sty from what I've read on WebMD.
07:07Rub some dirt on your eye.
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