00:00Fact from fiction, it's real or fake on the drive with Sterner and Hugh Gley.
00:11Alright, real or fake, brought to you by no one, someone could in fact step the hell up.
00:16I say a statement, you let me know if it's real or fake, 713-572-4610, YouTube and Twitch.
00:22You can jump in on this as well.
00:26Real or fake, let's start with you Clint Sterner.
00:30Real or fake, J.J. McCarthy is a starting NFL quarterback.
00:35Real or fake?
00:38I think it's fake.
00:40I think it's fake.
00:42Right now he's a really good backup.
00:46I think this was a huge step in the right direction for him from a developmental standpoint.
00:51Look, I'm still where I was with J.J. McCarthy when I watched him beat, didn't he beat Ohio State
00:57that year before he came out?
00:59Ohio State, they won an O, Washington O.
01:01Yeah, so yeah, I think he's got a lot of talent.
01:05I do think the leadership piece is real.
01:11I shouldn't say real yet.
01:12Let's say it's – I think it's something that could be real at the NFL level.
01:17He's got to play well before that ever happens.
01:19But I do think that that is – that's a piece that's in there based on my little knowledge of
01:24watching him.
01:26But you can't ignore the bad man.
01:28I mean, he's got to have more than one game against one of the – it's been one of the
01:32worst defenses in football this year.
01:34Had a hell of a fourth quarter against the Saints?
01:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:36He's got to do more than that to become one of 32 for me.
01:40But I think there's – I think time will tell.
01:43I think he's – this move is obviously good for him, and we'll see where he ends up next.
01:47Tyler, when you moved, J.J. McCarthy is a starting NFL quarterback, real or fake?
01:52Yeah, I'm going to say that's fake as well, just like Clint did, everything Clint just laid out.
01:57He has all the tools there for him.
01:58He's got a new home, which looks like it's started out good at least.
02:02But a lot of improving at the quarterback position, if I'm going to say real,
02:06that he's going to create a longevity as a veteran quarterback in the NFL over several years.
02:11I say fake.
02:12You know what he's done, Ron?
02:15One, he's put himself in that position that I like to tell folks.
02:17He needs to get benched real quick.
02:19Jameis, come on, man.
02:20Take his job back.
02:21Right?
02:22He's put himself in position to be in the Malik Willis type of –
02:31I don't know about go get a deal because Malik played well and went and got a deal.
02:34But in the conversation of like the three or four bottom dwellers that are clearly trying to rebuild,
02:41like paying him a little money to come in there to see if he might be the answer.
02:44The Arizonas, the Miamis, the –
02:48Tennessee.
02:49They're going to make him compete.
02:50Yeah.
02:51You know, somebody – you know, something like that.
02:53Like the bottom four or five teams that are clearly in a bad spot.
02:57New coach, clean slate.
02:59All right, can this guy come in here and what does he –
03:01can he lead when we're at our worst and can he develop?
03:06That's where I think he's gotten himself with this game.
03:09Starting in the league, that's fake.
03:11Yeah, boy, I tend to lean with you and say fake.
03:18But obviously he has a couple more like this.
03:22Yeah, come on now.
03:23I think people will – I think he'll give someone a chance.
03:28Like somebody will look at this and be like, ooh, he's still very young.
03:31Like I think that is something that people will potentially look at.
03:36I'll say fake just because I don't know that JJ is going to continue to do this.
03:43I would have thought that D'Amico Ryans and that defense would be the ones
03:47to kind of, you know, make him play and make mistakes.
03:52But that didn't happen.
03:55We'll see moving forward, but he's put himself in a really good position
03:58to find himself as a starter somewhere.
04:01This one's a fake.
04:03All right, real or fake?
04:06Tyler, the Texans are going to make another trade before the deadline.
04:10Real or fake?
04:11Ooh, man.
04:14I'm going to say that this one's fake because Casario recently did that deal
04:19that brought in Marvin Harrison Jr. and he's been active.
04:22But I'm also going to say it should be real because in my mind right now
04:26with things going bad for the Texans in 2026,
04:30Casario's head is going to be the first one on a chopping block
04:32if that does intend to happen with the McNairs
04:36and how they handle bad things happening this football season.
04:39I think Casario would be the one to go.
04:41So I think it should be real, but I'm going to say fake.
04:45Real or fake, Clint?
04:46They're going to make another move.
04:48The Texans are going to make another trade before the deadline.
04:51I think it's fake.
04:52I think they are dead set on it.
04:56They got the guys.
04:57They got the guys.
04:59It's execution.
05:00It's fundamentals.
05:01It's, you know, I think it's more about execution than it is personnel.
05:08And I'll be honest with you, with what's going on in Houston right now,
05:12I don't believe they're a trade away from being better.
05:16I actually have a good answer for this.
05:18I don't really have a good answer.
05:19No, I got a good one for it.
05:20Um, it's, uh, it's fake and it better be fake.
05:24Like, and I think this is a Kyle and Hannah step in type deal.
05:29Like, hey boss, you've already, you've already gone ahead and, and, and punted on the second
05:34round pick here.
05:36Like, we're two and five, Jack.
05:38I don't really have a good answer.
05:39If y'all going to get this thing done, y'all got to go ahead and get this thing done
05:42with,
05:43with the cats that are in here.
05:44And then we'll figure something out.
05:45We're like, we're not going to just keep like there had to been, there had to been a thought
05:49there.
05:50Like you think about that, man.
05:51Hey, we're wanting you.
05:53You say it out loud.
05:54I'm not saying I don't understand, but you say it out loud.
05:56And then we're one in four, man.
05:58We're going to make a trade for a guy who has been a major disappointment.
06:02We're going to give up a second round pick for him at wide receiver where we know Tank
06:06Dale is coming back for next week.
06:07And we've got, uh, we've got, we've got a lot of guys there and we got Higgins who's going
06:13to come back next year.
06:14Like we're going to trade a second round pick, by the way, we're going to trade a second round
06:17pick off the fact that we already traded picks earlier in, in the, uh, right before the season
06:24started to get K shine booty for the same position.
06:28Like now, man, we we've exhausted the amount of resources.
06:32We're going to let you waste future resources.
06:34We're going to let you waste on this team right now.
06:36So I'm with you.
06:37It's it's fake and it better be fake.
06:39All right.
06:40Real or fake Tyler.
06:41Tyler, I take dumps to get some alone time real or fake real or fake.
06:48I take dumps so I can get some alone time real or fake.
06:52Well, for the audience, don't lie here, damn it.
06:56It's completely fake for me, but I will also add a caveat to that, that I understand if
07:02some fellows are doing that, I don't have children.
07:05I felt like that's part of this question.
07:07Like an aspect to this, this question that's real or fake.
07:10You ain't got to just have children to do it.
07:12I mean, I take a lot of dumps, so I get plenty of alone time as it is.
07:15So, uh, I say fake for myself.
07:18I'll step in before you do Clint.
07:20It is real.
07:20Oh, I thought the question was about you.
07:22You said I, I mean, I say it as I, I like you.
07:26I was going to say, hell, I know you.
07:28I've heard you.
07:29I know.
07:29Hell yeah, you do.
07:30It's real as hell.
07:31I do you.
07:31I'll say it for me.
07:33The I meant to anybody.
07:34Oh, okay.
07:35I'm sorry.
07:35That, that, that answers the question.
07:37Uh, absolutely.
07:39There ain't no doubt you do.
07:40I mean, your feet go to sleep.
07:41You go in there and your feet go to sleep.
07:42I'll go in to go to sleep, yeah.
07:43I've sat there and not really had to go.
07:44What if your legs fall asleep?
07:46You just thumb your phone when you're getting this alone time?
07:47Do you at least courtesy flush and that way as you're not sitting in a stench?
07:51No, I, no, I've gone in there, Clint, and not really had to.
07:55Oh, really?
07:55You don't.
07:55I, I, I'm, I'm going in there.
07:58I'm taking a dump, but I just, I just need a couple.
08:01And I know nobody's going to come mess with me in there.
08:03What do you think?
08:04How long do you think you stay in there?
08:05How long?
08:05What's your.
08:06Oh, those.
08:06Now, listen, I'm not going to tell you I don't go in there and just take dumps.
08:09I, I'm, I am a, I am a fertile dump taker, but there are times I'm going to give myself
08:1610 to 15 where I just need a little time.
08:19I just need a little time, man.
08:20That's a long time, man.
08:21Hey, man.
08:22Grab you a smoke and a car.
08:23When you're going to do that, do you go ahead and yank your britches down and sit like you
08:25were?
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:26I sit.
08:27I go through all, I go all the way through it.
08:29Yeah, I do it.
08:30I'm not half stepping in.
08:31I'm going to really sell it all the way through.
08:33Text line coming in real as hell.
08:35I'm with you.
08:36Yeah.
08:36It's fake for me.
08:37I don't.
08:39No, I've, I've, I've been in there.
08:41You ain't got to a point where like, man, I need a couple of minutes and this is the only
08:45place I know I'm going to go.
08:46I'll just take a stroll around, run the block or something.
08:48I'll go on the back patio or something.
08:50Oh, you leave.
08:51Oh, no, I can't leave.
08:53You can't leave.
08:53I got to stay on the premises.
08:55So I go in the bathroom.
08:56But the only place of the premises where I could go, where I could chill, like, yeah,
09:01man, let me get out of here, man.
09:02Ain't done a thing, man.
09:04That'd be a quick breather.
09:06Yeah, man.
09:07Ain't done a thing.
09:08Just roll the toilet paper just a little bit.
09:10Don't even use it.
09:10Just roll it just a tad.
09:12The showman.
09:13The fake, huh?
09:13You ain't done that yet.
09:14I don't do it.
09:15You got to that point.
09:15I don't do it.
09:16Yeah, I got in the bathroom.
09:17I mean, I enjoy, I enjoy.
09:17I got a lot of reels on here.
09:19I think I enjoy my, my, my, my time.
09:22I'm in there.
09:22I do enjoy taking a dump a little more than I used to.
09:26No doubt about it.
09:27You ain't, you ain't, you ain't never gotten in there and Laney and Liv have just sent you
09:33to the edge and they've sent you to the edge and you know that she over there, Lauren is
09:38sent to the edge and maybe, and maybe Linda's over there and she didn't ticked you off.
09:43It ain't nothing for mine to throw the door open.
09:44Mine will throw the door open and come in there with me.
09:47And if I lock the door, they'll stand there and scream and cry at the door for me.
09:49Get the hell out of here.
09:51Well, I guess if that is your reality, that could be.
09:53I don't have peace and quiet in there.
09:55At some point, they're coming in now.
09:57My girl Laney loves some daddy now.
09:59She, I can't be gone too long.
10:01Text line, uh, a super real.
10:03I do it often.
10:05Ron's going to be living with hemorrhoids.
10:06I might.
10:09Yeah, that sitting position, I hear I'll do that to you.
10:11I mean, I'm not pushing though, but I, anyway.
10:13I'm not pushing you.
10:13I'm not pushing you right away.
