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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in South Carolina who is in trouble for sunbathing nude in his own backyard. After talking about him for a while, Lisa wonders if he is able to hear everything we are saying.
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00:00Tick tick tick
00:00WHOA!
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the Carnival!
00:06Cotton candy 5 hour energy!
00:08It tastes like a Carnival!
00:09Zero sugar!
00:10That actually sounds pretty good!
00:11Yeah, you wanna take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:24Alright.
00:24All right, should you be able to sunbathe nude in your own backyard?
00:32No, Dave.
00:33You don't think so?
00:34Well, I think...
00:36It's your own backyard.
00:38If no one can see you, I guess.
00:39I think that you should be able to in a weird way because you don't have anyone behind you.
00:47What are you talking about?
00:48He has...
00:49It's a public...
00:50There's...
00:51What are you talking...
00:52It's a lake.
00:53It's open.
00:54Like, that's not private at all.
00:55But who's on the lake these days?
00:57Nobody.
00:58In the summertime, a lot of people.
01:00A lot.
01:00That is not private.
01:01That's your own private property, Dave.
01:03If you choose to look...
01:05Exactly.
01:06Shalom Fest.
01:07I think yes.
01:08You should.
01:09You should be allowed to.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Haven't...
01:11Weren't there people who are, like, naked on their porch and stuff and they were okay
01:14because it's on their property?
01:16I think it's...
01:17On your porch is a bit crazy.
01:19I don't know.
01:20I don't think they're okay.
01:20Haven't we talked about that?
01:21I think they were.
01:21I think they were.
01:22Right?
01:23Yeah.
01:23No, they were on their porch and they were nude.
01:25They had, like, six-foot fences or whatever, but people could see from their second stories.
01:32That's not just, like, my fantasy.
01:34No.
01:35Naked porch people?
01:36Yeah.
01:37I swear.
01:38Well, there's a guy in Fountain Inn, South Carolina, who was arrested for nude sunbathing in his backyard,
01:47and he is fighting back.
01:49He says there is nothing wrong with it.
01:52Here's his story from South Carolina and WYFF-TV.
01:56Four.
01:59Privacy or public indecency?
02:01It's a fine line.
02:02Laying out in the sun, even in the nude, there's nothing wrong with it.
02:05That's the guy.
02:07Put your clothes on, mister.
02:07He can't?
02:08No, he can't.
02:09Yes, he can't.
02:10Lisa!
02:11He is not allowed.
02:11How rude!
02:12Yes, he can.
02:13Put your clothes on, mister.
02:14I can understand it, Lisa.
02:15I mean, you see that, and then every other man is ruined for you.
02:19Put your clothes on, mister.
02:22Oh, no.
02:24Of course he's the guy.
02:25He is the man.
02:27Oh, no.
02:28You should braid your beard like that, Chuck.
02:30I mean, I could.
02:32It's pretty amazing.
02:33It would take a long time.
02:35Anyway, back to the story.
02:36Laying out in the sun, even in the nude, there's nothing wrong with it.
02:38John Sullivan is a tad overdressed today.
02:43I'm so tired while I'm on the nude.
02:45John Sullivan bathes in his backyard and fountain men in a thong or naked and unafraid.
02:50What?
02:50When a male lays out in the sun in the nude, his testosterone levels go up about 400 times.
02:55That's it.
02:56After an accident, he says his death.
02:57So this is a guy who's like sunbathing his b-hole, right?
03:00That's it.
03:00His genitals and his b-hole.
03:02They say that does boost your testosterone.
03:04I don't believe it.
03:05I don't believe it.
03:06He recommended exercising and getting outdoors.
03:08He was arrested in his backyard March 13th, charged with indecent exposure.
03:12I'd never sit on that chair.
03:13A statue that actually carries some teeth, this particular statue, indecent exposure,
03:19carries up to three years and could land you on the sex offender registry.
03:24Attorney Beatty Ashmore has represented a case like this before.
03:27He laid bare South Carolina's lawn.
03:29You're free to do what you care to do on your property, to include sunbathing in the nude.
03:38The problem comes in if the general public can see you.
03:43And so then the question becomes, are they going out of their way to view you?
03:50Have you taken preventative measures to keep others, you know, the public driving by and or neighbors from seeing you?
03:58It's definitely impressive.
03:59And at about eight feet tall, this side of John's fence is impressive.
04:04This side, however, not as much.
04:07Have you ever considered building a more solid fence over here so that no one can see you through that
04:11fence?
04:12I considered everything under the sun at any time, but this right here is $12,000.
04:18We tried to talk to neighbors.
04:19That's because you use bolts.
04:22Use a nail, my man.
04:24The deputy who arrested Sullivan wrote in his report he could clearly see Sullivan naked through the fence.
04:29I think people look over here at a beautiful buff bull of an alpha male.
04:35He loves himself.
04:38A beautiful buff bull of an alpha male.
04:42I know exactly how he feels.
04:44This is you.
04:45I know exactly how he feels.
04:47I really do.
04:49Beautiful buff bull.
04:50We can't control it.
04:52People look over here at a beautiful buff bull of an alpha male living a wonderful life from a car
04:58garage with a porch built on it, and they see something they want to destroy.
05:02Just like everybody else.
05:03It sees beautiful people doing beautiful things with a beautiful life.
05:07The case now to be decided in the court of law this May.
05:10In Fountain Inn, Peyton Furtado.
05:12Oh, my God.
05:15WYFF News 4.
05:16He thinks people are jealous of him?
05:18Of course, because he's hot.
05:20He's envious of his life and his yard?
05:22He is.
05:24Lise, you know, you see a yard like that, and I know the thoughts that race here.
05:28And a body like that?
05:29Yes.
05:29When you see a body like this and a yard like that, you're stunned a bit.
05:36You're taken aback.
05:37And then all of a sudden, that alpha male starts lifting, well, tens of pounds of weights.
05:45You know, like I start lifting tens of pounds of weights in front of people, and it's over.
05:51Look out.
05:52It's over.
05:53Does he have social media?
05:54I can't find him.
05:55Okay, good.
05:56Really?
05:56This guy doesn't have anything.
05:58I feel like he wouldn't.
05:59I feel like this guy wouldn't.
06:01I feel like he would.
06:02He'd be like, look at me.
06:03I'm amazing.
06:04Right.
06:04No, like I almost feel like he's one of those guys who's like, I don't need any of that stuff.
06:11Wow.
06:11But I am.
06:12His name is too common, John Sullivan.
06:15Right, because there's another one, another guy with that name in the same area, but it is definitely not him.
06:20And if you look, you'll see what I'm talking about.
06:22It is not him.
06:24For sure.
06:25Not an alpha?
06:26I mean, definitely an alpha.
06:27I don't want to talk about the other guy too much.
06:29Okay.
06:30He looks scary.
06:31Okay.
06:32He likes to suntan his b-hole.
06:33I originally thought, go ahead.
06:35And then when I saw him, I said no.
06:36But now after what he said, I agree.
06:39You think he should be allowed?
06:40Yeah.
06:40Where do I get one of those shirts?
06:42Be in a thong?
06:43Amazon.
06:44Sure.
06:45I'm not going to tell him.
06:46You wouldn't want to, if he was your next door neighbor, would you want to see him?
06:48You want to look out and see this guy suntan his b-hole?
06:50I just want to look ever again in that direction.
06:51I'm intimidated by this man.
06:53He can do what he wants.
06:55Throwing that weight around and hitting that heavy bag.
06:57Throwing that weight around.
06:59You'd hear him.
06:59You'd really hear him grunting.
07:01It's just John.
07:02John, do your thing, John.
07:03Well, here's lifting weight in dress pants.
07:05I don't want any problems with that.
07:07What do you think that is?
07:0820, 40?
07:105.
07:1220, 35?
07:1335 pounds or 70?
07:14Is it about 70?
07:1570 pounds.
07:15Tens of pounds.
07:16He's lifting tens.
07:18He should be benching more than me, right?
07:20He should be benching more than me.
07:22He should.
07:22He's larger.
07:24He's larger.
07:25I can't find him.
07:26I can't believe that.
07:26I can't see him in a Speedo or something.
07:28I think he's...
07:29He's not nude.
07:30He's in a thong.
07:31He's not concerned with what you snowflakes think and your social media.
07:38So he's got somebody with him.
07:41Yeah, I want to see his lady.
07:42Is it a lady?
07:44What do you mean?
07:45Oh, it's a lady.
07:46You know a lot of straight guys in thongs?
07:49Can this guy hear us?
07:53Before I come.
07:54Can I tell you this right now?
07:56That's a great question.
07:59I don't know where we air.
08:00I don't either.
08:01We're in South Carolina.
08:02I know we are, but in the area that this man could possibly hear us.
08:07Because this man is a man.
08:09You just called him, you just questioned him, and I said a lot of things as well.
08:14You questioned you guys.
08:14I haven't.
08:15Me neither.
08:16You have admired him.
08:17This guy is straight as an arrow, and...
08:21I assumed he had a woman with him.
08:24I just don't know many straight men that wear thongs in their backyard.
08:27I don't know how many gay men identify as an alpha male.
08:31Exactly, and he's so worried about...
08:34Yeah, I don't think there's a lot of alpha male talk in the gay world.
08:39But a lot of alpha males wear thongs?
08:42You do when you're that attractive.
08:44He's very confident.
08:45I don't...
08:48He is confident.
08:49Doesn't he tan his butt?
08:50Oh, I guarantee he's tan.
08:52Oh, well, we don't know.
08:54That was a little bit of a...
08:55But that's what he said.
08:57We kind of...
08:57Well, he talked about the testosterone, about being in the sun.
09:00But that's where it came from.
09:02Yeah.
09:02That whole movement of suntanning your b-hole.
09:07It was a wild choice.
09:08He said that right off the top, didn't he?
09:09Didn't he talk about that?
09:10He didn't say b-hole, but...
09:11He said testosterone.
09:12...only on WYFF4.
09:14Fine.
09:15Laying out in the sun, even in the nude, there's nothing wrong with it.
09:17John Sullivan is a tad overdressed today.
09:23Normally, he works out and sunbathes in his backyard and fountain in, in a thong, or naked and unafraid.
09:29When a male lays out in the sun, in the nude, his testosterone levels go up about 400 times.
09:35After...
09:36I could use it.
09:38Get your b-hole out.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:41That's a precarious place to be.
09:45I mean...
09:46Because you either have to bend over...
09:48The collection of stuff in the backyard is wild.
09:53Mm-hmm.
09:54It's wild.
09:55Those weights are 70 years old.
10:01These outdoor weights.
10:04Perennium sunning is what it's called.
10:06Oh, yeah.
10:06Or butthole sunning.
10:08Yep.
10:08It's a wellness trend involving exposing the anus and perennium to sunlight for 30 to 60 seconds,
10:14which increases energy, libido, and vitamin D levels.
10:18Yeah, but see, it doesn't say anything about testosterone.
10:21It isn't...
10:22I think the working out is more of a testosterone-raising thing than sunning yourself nude.
10:30I mean, I think he's probably enjoying himself out there.
10:37Oh, no.
10:39What is that?
10:40They're just people asking you about the health benefit.
10:42I thought you were about to show us something.
10:44I'm not showing you a guy sunning his b-hole.
10:47It said not safe for work, and you clicked it so fast.
10:49Because of the question.
10:50Oh.
10:53Listen.
10:55In your own backyard, I think you should be allowed to do what you do.
11:00In your own backyard.
11:01I don't know.
11:01I think that you have to have a fortress.
11:05If you...
11:06Like, if you built a fortress...
11:08Like, I really want an outdoor shower, but there's no where I can...
11:11You can't have an outdoor shower.
11:13That's what I'm saying.
11:25I bet.
11:26Can I just make a comment?
11:28I bet there's stuff going on.
11:30All around.
11:32Have you ever been for a skin check?
11:34No.
11:35No.
11:35They don't normally check your b-hole.
11:36I just did, but they didn't check any of that.
11:38I was like, hell no, you're not checking all my private areas.
11:41Oh, so do they put it on the table?
11:43They want to.
11:45I think they do.
11:47Why?
11:47How would it ever get sun?
11:48Well, I think because, mate...
11:51You know, your genital...
11:52Yes.
11:53Your genital area can go haywire, right?
11:56Like, for guys, they always find stuff on our stuff.
12:00So, like...
12:01It can happen there.
12:03It can happen.
12:04So...
12:05No, no, no.
12:06It's invasive.
12:08Just so you guys are warned.
12:10I said he said, my husband suntans in the nude.
12:13He just puts a sock on his junk.
12:16I'm a little more offended by that.
12:19Gay fella.
12:20Gay fella.
12:21What are you doing?
12:22At least he's covering it.
12:24Who is this?
12:25It's a listener's husband.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Gay husband.
12:29He's not gay.
12:30Oh, so this guy's straight as an arrow, but her husband is gay?
12:34Putting a sock on it, I think, is a little...
12:36He's pretending.
12:36He's doing the red hot chili pepper.
12:38He's just...
12:38He's covering up.
12:40He's technically covering up.
12:43The red hot chili pepper.
12:44Whatever.
12:45You're doing the red hot chili peppers?
12:47Okay.
12:48Okay.
12:49Okay.
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