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Sunroof Poop Ride
Beasley Digital
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4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was driving with her sunroof open when feces fell from the sky and the show imagines what it would be like if this had happened to Lisa.
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A woman from Kelowna, British Columbia, mortified and asking for an apology after she claims
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poop fell from the sky through her sunroof, which was open.
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Oh, yeah.
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Raining on her.
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Oh.
00:19
Yeah.
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What a nightmare.
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So it was moist, at least.
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It wasn't like a giant icicle.
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It was moist.
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Okay.
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And here is the story from Castanet News.
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Let's take a listen in.
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It just felt like something wet hitting me.
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It stunk.
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It was gross, really.
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It felt dirty.
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Right away, you could smell the smell of poop.
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Susan Allen and her son were parked at this very intersection as they watched the liquid
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cover their vehicle and fall all over them.
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Car was just inundated with poop.
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It was falling from the sky.
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You could feel the drops hitting you.
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It kind of felt like we got a dump truck full of mud dumped on top of us.
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When I looked up, there was nothing above us but a plane flying.
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It had already flown a little bit past, obviously.
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And you could still see light things falling from the sky coming through my sunroof because
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my sunroof of my car was obviously open.
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It almost looked like wheat, splattered wheat.
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And it was gray.
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Stop describing it.
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Bird food is white and black.
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It would have taken a thousand flock of birds to fly over all at once to cover my car as
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much as it was covered.
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I went to the doctor.
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He did swipe on my eye.
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He told me that I did get feces in my eye.
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The reason that I got the burn in my eye would be from a chemical called liquid glue that
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I'd never heard of from before.
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And he said it's something they put in the toilets to emulsify the business in there.
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Alan said she'd like her vehicle to be detailed as it still smells like feces.
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Oh!
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That is an awful story.
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It sucks to get that assignment.
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It's such a happy day when my sunroof in my car is open.
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Oh, the greatest!
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That is like, that's a sign that I'm having a really good day when that's open.
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You can tell.
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No, honestly, you can tell.
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You're driving down the road and you've got your music.
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I don't like the sun.
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I never lie.
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I don't like it.
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You don't like the sun.
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I don't like the sun.
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I love AC.
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Sunroof was not meant for you.
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Becca's got a convertible and she's always like, I feel out of place when I'm in it with
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her because I'm like, what am I doing here?
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I'm going to see me.
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I feel exposed.
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I want to see Andy in a convertible with your hair blowing in the wind.
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It is.
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It's like a sea captain.
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Like, it's crazy.
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Yeah.
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Like a World War I biplane fighter pilot.
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No, but that, I agree with Lisa.
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When you have your sunroof open, it's a good day.
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Like, it's not too hot.
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It's not crazy.
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You've opened your sunroof to sunshine and it's awesome.
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But then poop rains from the sky onto you.
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If I leave at the same time as Lisa and I see her, like, she'll look at the sky.
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She gets a smirk.
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She gets in her car and starts it up.
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And then she's like, yes.
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Because I'm leaving work.
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I'm out of here.
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Yeah, I'm telling you.
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And it suns out.
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It's a nice day.
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It's a different driving style.
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It's, you can almost see her inside the car.
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Just her shoulders.
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There's just...
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Because I've got to get the right music for the whole thing.
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You know what I mean?
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Like, it's a big thing for her.
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Do you have, like, a particular, like, sunroof open playlist?
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Or no?
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No.
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It's just whatever I'm in the mood for at the moment.
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It's got to be like...
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I do like the look to the sky.
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So poop raining down on me.
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Oh, man.
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I would be in tears.
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So let's set the scene.
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What song do you think she'd be listening to?
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It'd be like a Portugal The Man, maybe.
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That's a good one.
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You know, yeah.
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Feel It Still, probably.
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Like, she could...
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She's got this.
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She's got the sunroof open.
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Yeah, she's like, yes.
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This is it.
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It's time to just drive and have the best day ever.
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Cristen on the streets and just having lots of fun.
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Ooh, there's the weird guy over there.
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Don't care.
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I'm not going to pay attention.
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Just having the time of my life.
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Hey, Chuck, back there.
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This is the best day ever.
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I wish anyone...
04:21
What is that sound?
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My plane just is flying over.
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Jesus!
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Look!
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Instantly, the music changes to Danzig.
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Danzig.
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Dirty black summer.
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Can't stop the planes!
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Here's another
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here person!
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Why didn't I close
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my sunroof?
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Why didn't I do that?
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Oh, I'm so sad.
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Oh!
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I'm covered in feces.
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It's a
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dirty black summer!
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Different mood.
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Now I'm super pissed!
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Did anyone see the airplane?
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What company was that?
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It was Spirit. I'll bet you a million dollars
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it was Spirit.
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