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Beasley Digital
  • 4/17/2025
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was driving with her sunroof open when feces fell from the sky and the show imagines what it would be like if this had happened to Lisa.

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00:00A woman from Kelowna, British Columbia, mortified and asking for an apology after she claims
00:11poop fell from the sky through her sunroof, which was open.
00:17Oh, yeah.
00:18Raining on her.
00:19Oh.
00:19Yeah.
00:20What a nightmare.
00:21So it was moist, at least.
00:22It wasn't like a giant icicle.
00:24It was moist.
00:25Okay.
00:26And here is the story from Castanet News.
00:30Let's take a listen in.
00:33It just felt like something wet hitting me.
00:36It stunk.
00:37It was gross, really.
00:39It felt dirty.
00:40Right away, you could smell the smell of poop.
00:44Susan Allen and her son were parked at this very intersection as they watched the liquid
00:48cover their vehicle and fall all over them.
00:51Car was just inundated with poop.
00:53It was falling from the sky.
00:54You could feel the drops hitting you.
00:57It kind of felt like we got a dump truck full of mud dumped on top of us.
01:01When I looked up, there was nothing above us but a plane flying.
01:04It had already flown a little bit past, obviously.
01:06And you could still see light things falling from the sky coming through my sunroof because
01:11my sunroof of my car was obviously open.
01:14It almost looked like wheat, splattered wheat.
01:16And it was gray.
01:17Stop describing it.
01:18Bird food is white and black.
01:19It would have taken a thousand flock of birds to fly over all at once to cover my car as
01:23much as it was covered.
01:24I went to the doctor.
01:25He did swipe on my eye.
01:28He told me that I did get feces in my eye.
01:30The reason that I got the burn in my eye would be from a chemical called liquid glue that
01:34I'd never heard of from before.
01:35And he said it's something they put in the toilets to emulsify the business in there.
01:41Alan said she'd like her vehicle to be detailed as it still smells like feces.
01:46Oh!
01:50That is an awful story.
01:52It sucks to get that assignment.
01:54It's such a happy day when my sunroof in my car is open.
01:57Oh, the greatest!
01:58That is like, that's a sign that I'm having a really good day when that's open.
02:02You can tell.
02:02No, honestly, you can tell.
02:03You're driving down the road and you've got your music.
02:06I don't like the sun.
02:07I never lie.
02:08I don't like it.
02:08You don't like the sun.
02:09I don't like the sun.
02:10I love AC.
02:11Sunroof was not meant for you.
02:12Becca's got a convertible and she's always like, I feel out of place when I'm in it with
02:16her because I'm like, what am I doing here?
02:18I'm going to see me.
02:19I feel exposed.
02:21I want to see Andy in a convertible with your hair blowing in the wind.
02:24It is.
02:25It's like a sea captain.
02:26Like, it's crazy.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Like a World War I biplane fighter pilot.
02:31No, but that, I agree with Lisa.
02:33When you have your sunroof open, it's a good day.
02:36Like, it's not too hot.
02:37It's not crazy.
02:38You've opened your sunroof to sunshine and it's awesome.
02:40But then poop rains from the sky onto you.
02:43If I leave at the same time as Lisa and I see her, like, she'll look at the sky.
02:50She gets a smirk.
02:51She gets in her car and starts it up.
02:55And then she's like, yes.
02:57Because I'm leaving work.
02:58I'm out of here.
03:00Yeah, I'm telling you.
03:01And it suns out.
03:01It's a nice day.
03:02It's a different driving style.
03:04It's, you can almost see her inside the car.
03:06Just her shoulders.
03:07There's just...
03:08Because I've got to get the right music for the whole thing.
03:15You know what I mean?
03:15Like, it's a big thing for her.
03:16Do you have, like, a particular, like, sunroof open playlist?
03:19Or no?
03:19No.
03:19It's just whatever I'm in the mood for at the moment.
03:22It's got to be like...
03:23I do like the look to the sky.
03:24So poop raining down on me.
03:29Oh, man.
03:30I would be in tears.
03:31So let's set the scene.
03:32What song do you think she'd be listening to?
03:34It'd be like a Portugal The Man, maybe.
03:38That's a good one.
03:40You know, yeah.
03:41Feel It Still, probably.
03:42Like, she could...
03:44She's got this.
03:45She's got the sunroof open.
03:47Yeah, she's like, yes.
03:48This is it.
03:48It's time to just drive and have the best day ever.
03:54Cristen on the streets and just having lots of fun.
04:00Ooh, there's the weird guy over there.
04:03Don't care.
04:03I'm not going to pay attention.
04:10Just having the time of my life.
04:14Hey, Chuck, back there.
04:16This is the best day ever.
04:20I wish anyone...
04:21What is that sound?
04:24My plane just is flying over.
04:31Jesus!
04:33Look!
04:40Instantly, the music changes to Danzig.
04:45Danzig.
04:45Dirty black summer.
04:53Can't stop the planes!
04:55Here's another
04:57here person!
04:58Why didn't I close
05:01my sunroof?
05:03Why didn't I do that?
05:05Oh, I'm so sad.
05:08Oh!
05:09I'm covered in feces.
05:12It's a
05:13dirty black summer!
05:15Different mood.
05:21Now I'm super pissed!
05:26Did anyone see the airplane?
05:29What company was that?
05:30It was Spirit. I'll bet you a million dollars
05:32it was Spirit.