00:00why was a bucket of hot diarrhea randomly poured on a woman in Los Angeles that sucks so bad that's
00:12one of the worst things anyone can pour on I can't imagine it's hot homeless diarrhea as well
00:18a bucket yeah oh hot homeless diarrhea oh my god saving it up for some time huh I mean blood's
00:24probably worse right uh if you're gonna really get into it probably the worst thing is be bloody
00:29stool bloody diarrhea bloody diarrhea my god make that horror movie hot hot bloody diarrhea from a
00:39homeless person uh here's the story of what happened to this woman with the bucket of hot
00:45diarrhea from NBC Los Angeles take a listen abuse it's so traumatic Heidi Van Tassel that's yeah
00:54Lisa would be crying on the news too don't you think if if they may were able to speak to her
00:58they wouldn't even be able to show my face I'd be issued it I think you would be in like a black veil
01:03yeah gothic kind of definitely be crying
01:06a bucket of his diarrhea it was liquid hot liquid I was soaked and I couldn't see it was coming off
01:17with my eyelashes paramedics rushed her to the hospital and she now needs to be tested for
01:24infectious diseases every three months I would be Lisa what would you do what would you do it would
01:30be the scream you could hear my screams like I was yeah yeah from space it was the scream heard from
01:41space her scream would make those earthquake buildings go like this things wobbly it is oh
01:49man I just it was diarrhea hot liquid my god dripping off her eyelashes into her mouth hot feces
01:56no terrible I'd be crying the rest of it the rest of your life yeah I'd be like why does Andy always
02:06have an umbrella why is he always in a rain suit he's always in a rain suit 25 years ago a homeless
02:12man maybe that's how you that's the origin story of quirky people you know like there's a dude at
02:17work who always wears galoshes or you know a raincoat you shave all your hair off right all your beard
02:25off your eyebrows your eyelashes what'd you why'd you pink floyd yourself well 25 years ago I was
02:32covered in hot diarrhea yep and it got my hair and my beard so now I'm smooth as listen whatever
02:39you do don't don't bring up diarrhea in front of Andy what'd you say and hey what are you guys
02:44talking about uh nothing not nothing really we were just talking about bathroom stuff oh you heard
02:49oh is he crying oh he's crying yeah 25 years ago it's so 25 years ago
02:56oh Andy we're sorry man it just it just came up sorry don't open up those think about how many times
03:07we talk about diarrhea on this show for one of us to have a traumatic diarrhea diarrhea thing happen
03:13and like we can't can't never discuss it again like this I'm like I'm sorry guys I know it's changed
03:19the show inevitably but uh yeah the bathroom was covered in that it's discarded stuff we won't be
03:25able to talk about it oh no way to go Dave sorry sorry 26 years ago
03:32hey guys have you seen the hub somebody must have almost pooped there there's a streak of oh man
03:40no diarrhea 25 years ago in three weeks he knows oh did you guys see this 20 commercial oh it's
03:49hilarious people are talking about it even diarrhea hey there's pepto business
03:53you guys get that all staff email that just came out about what uh somebody must have had some
04:04bowel discomfort because there was a big blast of oh no all over the toilet sorry yeah different show
04:12would be a different show yeah it wouldn't be that bad
04:17yeah there's an upside maybe one of us need to come up with that story
04:21at least all of a sudden has a diarrhea version at least he's like yeah you won't believe what
04:27happened to me got covered in diarrhea yesterday we can never talk about it again also balls
04:34i just can never talk about balls i fell into a bucket of dicks
04:40can't talk about dicks anymore there would be so much content gone
04:47i don't know what we would talk about
04:50that would be terrible to fall into a bucket of dicks
04:53oh my god
04:54they're like quicksand i'm sinking into them
05:01seriously it was dramatic i don't ever want to talk about it
05:04you don't ever want to talk about it or what an origin story think about it
05:10oh
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