Lisa's Eyes

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak learn about "crime tourism" from a family whose house was ransacked. Dave and Lisa spot something embarrassing in the husband's closet.

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00:00well there's something new to tell you about when it comes to crime crime tourism authorities say

00:14thieves are actually flying into the u.s from other countries to hit because it's so easy

00:22yeah hit big homes and rob from them and then they take all the stuff back with them man crime tourism

00:32nuts here's that story now take a listen authorities say the bad guys fly into the usa from south

00:38american countries on tourist visas but they're not here for a vacation they surveil homes in

00:45affluent communities like this sometimes using disguises and even posing as delivery drivers

00:51or utility workers jay weill and his daughter madison returned to their house in mission viejo

00:57california to find three tourism burglars still inside i just remember being a couple steps

01:04outside and looking at the front of my childhood home and seeing these flashlights moving all over

01:09my bedroom the guest bedroom you can see the three men making a quick getaway one guy jumps off the

01:16second story balcony another slides down a column they really ransacked the house badly it was just

01:23a huge mess believed to be armed and dangerous as the suspects fled police caught up to them in a

01:29dramatic someone's adult diapers that's what i thought i saw yeah yeah i think that man is inadvertently

01:35showing the world i see it his adult diapers could be so hopefully it's not he looks doesn't look like

01:40he would need those it's his little secret yep it's his those are his little two packages those are all

01:47men's clothes two packs well that's embarrassing men don't think to clear a scene before they let the

01:54news in that's why you need a woman around like let's get the diapers out of here what a great service

01:59you could provide to us just like i'm like oh my god my place was ransacked time to call lisa's lady

02:06eyes take a picture of it let me see it call lisa's lady eyes immediately what do you see there you

02:12don't see your fleshlight oh no i guess they left that behind is that your hemorrhoid cream on the

02:20nightstand look the bottom left the bottom left yep that little shape you see that shape please thank you

02:28that's funny i didn't see those at all no i didn't either yeah amazing i feel bad for the

02:36dude if those are actually his diapers it appears to be i mean that's all his stuff yeah look at it

02:42suit jackets and it's all his stuff i think he's got any packs a package for nighttime and a package

02:47for date that's what it looks like yeah the nighttime's a little more maybe he had a little

02:51surgery and then they're left over let's hope i can't go on like medically i don't know i don't

02:56know i feel like i ceremonially ceremoniously throw those away if i've had surgery and don't have to

03:03wear them anymore like god they're going in the garden like never again you donate them to somebody

03:07who might need them right yeah yeah anyway back to the story it was just a huge mess believed to be

03:13on the dangerous as the suspects fled police caught up to them in a dramatic chase that ended 50 miles away

03:20in los angeles all three men are from chile and we're visiting the united states on a tourist visa

03:27orange county district attorney todd spitzer these are individuals who are working uh in an organized

03:33fashion coming to the united states they represented they wanted a tourist visa to go to you know disney

03:40world and they'll travel all across the united states committing crimes as they go well they'd

03:46have to steal from a bunch because to make your flight worth it yeah yeah or you gotta know

03:52what you what people have maybe it's a real risk i want to go back just for a second to see if we can

03:58spot diapers on this man okay but also i i want to also go back and find the jumbo pack which i believe

04:05is in the back all right well let's let's look at him at least his reaction to the jumbo pack too

04:12here we go let's see if we can see if you think you spot diapers under his shorts guys is and even

04:18posing as delivery drivers or utility workers jay wyle and his daughter madison

04:23he turned to the house in michelle california you don't think he's walking kind of weird

04:30he's robbed and now he's being his dignity is being stolen as well now we steal his dignity

04:40outside looking at the front of my child's

04:42home and seeing these flashlights moving all over my bedroom the daytime one's on he's peeing

04:47right now i think you're right okay so now watch this no i mean it's coming for all of us it's

04:55you know i'm okay so there's the back look at the top right what is that i'm a paper towel oh okay

05:02i thought it was the same green badly as those diapers on the top right yeah that oh okay i was

05:08like it looks like a jumble pack it does i think it's paper towel okay a little bit of a different

05:12logo we'll go with we'll go with paper towels it wasn't even like a local news it was a national

05:18right yeah yeah yeah yes another entire country knows that man poops his pants

05:24oh or someone close to him well why would you keep someone else's diapers in your closet chuck i mean i

05:32don't know his daughter should have got those out of there honestly he was there you don't show

05:38the news your diapers you don't you you really don't like you can show all the damage with those

05:45two things being removed yeah i still get that your place was ransacked listen i know you're not

05:51supposed to touch a crime scene but just remove you gotta get the it's your fingerprints they're all

05:55over the place anyway exactly i wouldn't even let a crew film my no you're different though you

06:01know like would you though if you were ransacked and all your show us the scene of the crime this

06:06way you know what i mean like it's so it's such a personal why if i was like listen i was robbed

06:11news right i'm not i'm not don't come in a film crew and but old incontinent ira here he has no

06:18problem showing all right he doesn't right he doesn't who's dildos are these those are mine obviously

06:26oh what a bad time for this poor man i know his diapers are on the news he's got all his stuff stolen

06:33yep oh horrible but wish him well yeah that's all we can do the incontinence ended yeah i hope it

06:41was a temporary like lisa said just a butthole surgery that sure was sure was

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