00:00what's the ballsiest slash stupid thing you did robert oh hey how you guys doing i love the show
00:17you guys oh thanks man we're talking about your ballsy slash stupid move yeah well um my cousins
00:23they're professional divers like they do 70 meters uh like cousin thomas those 85 meter dives okay uh
00:31they're professional good shape everything i'm um i'm 280 pounds and i'm 5'7 so you're not a
00:39professional professional diver diver not at all no i'm a professional cheeseburger eater
00:45me too congratulations robert thank you so anyways they uh climbed this um tower or whatever
01:00so i thought i could do something and i got up there and everybody's cheering me on and kind of
01:05kind of got me hard for whatever you know so i jumped and i broke my collarbone
01:11fracture my rib and i put a hole in my lung oh my jesus robert so you just watched you did the
01:20highest cliff diving cannonball ever in the history of cannonballs you might be the world record
01:28cannonballer yeah i went face first
01:32oh wow wow those damn people cheering you on never again though no of course not no of course not
01:43stick to cheeseburgers robert there you go thank you guys hey lisa yeah yes she said yes
01:54i have to call oh no oh boy you've come too far
02:14i cannot tell her that i love her
02:19i will one day tell her that i love her but
02:25today is not today
02:29i forgot the story i just told her about me diving to my almost day
02:36oh my gosh it's the best
02:39we're all on the edge of our seat lisa
02:42lisa
02:46lisa
02:46i better i better
02:52i was not expecting you to say yes
02:58i just wanted you to know i know you're there
03:02oh that was awesome
03:08i don't know what he had to say
03:10we love you robert thanks for calling in man
03:12lisa
03:13never mind
03:18i had never thought about if i would get to this far
03:21i had it worked out in my mind i would say lisa right at the end
03:27when she said to jace the fear i felt
03:29was then explaining
03:31if only my cool cousins were here
03:36he'd whisper in my ear something to say
03:41to lisa
03:43i wasn't already
03:46oh damn it
03:52ah well
03:53robert
03:53maybe another time
03:56sue him my flower
03:59i shall not forgive you
04:03oh yeah
04:12keep going there
04:14that was a great story
04:15yeah it wasn't great
04:16it was funny because he's built the exact same specs as me
04:19yeah
04:19he's like 285
04:21so now i know what would happen if i tried to dive
04:23don't
04:24don't dive
04:25no i won't
04:26don't dive
04:27i really wanted some of that attention
04:29for my sake
04:30they were saying to jump
04:32jump
04:32jump
04:33and it pumped me up
04:34you know
04:35elisa
04:36oh god she said to jace
04:40got to go
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