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Dave & Chuck the Freak play a game of 'What's Up His Butt?' and Dave thinks that Lisa might have had some help during the game. He accuses her of cheating and thinks it was Jason that sent her some hints.
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00:00This new board game is hard.
00:01What is the game?
00:02You have to match the 5-hour energy holiday flavor with their holiday.
00:06You're an idiot.
00:08Pumpkin Spice, Halloween.
00:10Cranberry Lime, Thanksgiving.
00:12Gingerbread Sap, Christmas.
00:14Are you a wizard?
00:19Now it's time to play...
00:22What's Up His Butt?
00:25Whoa!
00:33Copyright free.
00:34Yeah, I like it.
00:39The following story is brought to you by Three Decades of Hard Drugs, by the way.
00:42Oh, okay.
00:43Let me just start by giving you that little heads up.
00:46A 51-year-old guy in Winter Haven, Florida, arrested the other day.
00:50Mm-hmm.
00:51When the cops...
00:52Lisa, you gotta play this, because Jason's already seen it.
00:54I haven't seen it.
00:55Okay.
00:56When the cops booked him into jail...
00:59Listen to this.
01:00Okay.
01:01This is a big clue for you.
01:02Where was this?
01:03Winter Haven, Florida.
01:04Winter Haven, Florida.
01:05Okay.
01:06They found the largest item they've ever seen hidden in someone's rear end.
01:13Oh, my goodness.
01:14Largest in butt.
01:15One item?
01:19They'd gotten a call.
01:21Nope.
01:22I'm just not giving any more clues.
01:23Okay.
01:24Oh, yeah, you will.
01:25That was a clue.
01:26Did you hear her?
01:27Oh, yeah, you will.
01:28Oh, yeah, you will.
01:29Oh, yeah, you will.
01:30Keep on talking.
01:32Oh.
01:33You just opened your mouth.
01:34You want me to play?
01:35Oh, you're giving my own clues.
01:36I'm playing.
01:37Yeah, she's playing.
01:38Oh, yeah, you will.
01:39I gotta try and win.
01:40This is terrifying.
01:41Fine, I'll give more clues if he won't.
01:43Oh, no, no.
01:44No, no, no.
01:45So here's what happened.
01:46They got a call about a naked man in a public bathroom.
01:48Yes.
01:49But by the time the cops got there, he was fully clothed.
01:52So they let him go.
01:53Okay.
01:54But he ran across a set of train tracks right in front of them, which is trespassing.
02:00Yep.
02:01And then threatened to kill a cop.
02:04As you do.
02:06So that's how they were able to arrest him.
02:08Okay.
02:09They put him through an x-ray when they got him to the jail.
02:12And that's when they realized he's got something up there.
02:17Don't you be looking for clues, Lisa?
02:19Oh.
02:20What do you mean?
02:21I thought you were looking for clues.
02:22Oh, yeah.
02:23Looking for clues where?
02:24On your computer.
02:25He's so worried that you're going to be cheating.
02:27I wouldn't cheat.
02:28I'm not.
02:29They didn't say exactly how big it was.
02:32Okay.
02:33But they shared an x-ray image.
02:34I have a guess.
02:39I've got a guess.
02:40You think she's cheating?
02:41He thinks so.
02:42He gets so paranoid.
02:43He does.
02:44He does.
02:45Because she was all on me about clues.
02:47Watch this.
02:48He takes this really seriously.
02:49Watch this.
02:50Watch this.
02:51Watch this.
02:52It's hilarious to me.
02:53It's so hilarious.
02:54I'm going to text Jason and ask him what it is.
02:56Just text me what it is.
02:57New knot.
02:58Yeah.
02:59Yeah.
03:00Yeah.
03:01See no evil.
03:02Hear no evil.
03:03Text me.
03:04Text me what it is.
03:05Text me a clue.
03:06Ruin the game.
03:07Anyway, they had to rush him to a hospital where a specialist had to remove it.
03:11Okay.
03:12I have an idea.
03:13So one item.
03:15I think it's just one.
03:16One more.
03:17I think it's one.
03:18I...
03:19You ready to buzz me or whatever?
03:21Yeah, I'm ready.
03:22Are you ready?
03:23I'm set.
03:24Yep.
03:25A large mango.
03:30A mango.
03:31Yeah.
03:32It is not a mango.
03:33It is not a mango.
03:36Your buzz is weak.
03:39So Florida.
03:40Yeah.
03:41How old?
03:42He is 51.
03:4351.
03:44Florida.
03:45Seems crazy.
03:4630.
03:47But he put his clothes on.
03:48Oh sorry, yeah.
03:49Not three years.
03:50Three decades, I meant to say.
03:55What are you doing?
03:56Did you get a text?
03:57You got a text!
03:59I see your watch!
04:00It came up on your watch!
04:02Oh my god!
04:03Oh my god!
04:04Get out of here!
04:05It ruined the game!
04:06Get out of here!
04:07I didn't even read it!
04:08I didn't even read it!
04:09Insider!
04:10Now you are!
04:11It ruined the game!
04:12And she's reading it!
04:13She's like, I didn't even read it!
04:14Okay, she's not even looking at it!
04:15She's not even looking at it!
04:16She's not even looking at it!
04:17I better check my phone!
04:18We're in coots!
04:19Cute!
04:20Oh my god!
04:21Almighty!
04:22Traitors!
04:23There's traitors in our midst!
04:24Good!
04:25Oh my gosh!
04:27You gotta take this game seriously!
04:29No, usually I always go with drugs and, you know, that kind of...
04:34Oh my god!
04:35That's hilarious!
04:36What?
04:37Well no, because you would always go drugs!
04:39So if you were gonna not go drugs, clearly you were told...
04:42No, I might!
04:43Still go drugs!
04:44I'm...
04:45Okay!
04:46I thought you were literally...
04:47We'll release the evidence!
04:48Okay?
04:49I didn't give her any clues!
04:51No, you didn't!
04:52You did exactly what I thought you would if I sent her a text!
04:56That's what the text says!
04:57Yeah!
04:58If you look at this, Dave will freak out!
05:00Yeah!
05:01That's exactly what it says!
05:02Yeah!
05:03That's nice!
05:04Whatever!
05:05You traitor!
05:06Get out of here!
05:08You ruined what's up his butt!
05:10Oh my god!
05:11I'm so mad!
05:12Blasphemy!
05:13How could you?
05:14Over this fake game!
05:15Yeah!
05:16Yeah!
05:17This is not fake, this is real life!
05:18And it's an up the butt game!
05:19It's a game!
05:20Which is more hilarious to me!
05:21Yup!
05:22A man had something up his butt!
05:23I have few joys in life!
05:25This is a joy?
05:26Let me host a dumb up his butt game show!
05:28Host away!
05:29Yeah!
05:30But don't accuse us of cheating!
05:31I love like...
05:32When we get fired, like...
05:34That Dave puts together like a reel of all these game show things to try to...
05:39Get a game show!
05:40Prove that he could do a game show!
05:41Please let me host a game show!
05:42I could do it!
05:43But then they're like, he spent the majority of time yelling at those of the people that
05:47were playing the game show!
05:48They were cheaters!
05:49Yeah!
05:50There's no way you could've known that!
05:51Can you imagine watching a TV game show where the guy is just constantly...
05:55Are you...
05:56Did you just call someone?
05:57Okay, here's a clue.
05:58Okay.
05:59Are you looking in the audience for the answers?
06:01Uh, his name is Walter Frymere.
06:04It turns out he'd had that up his ass for a full day.
06:09He didn't just shove it up there when the cops came.
06:12So was it for sexual purposes?
06:15You got it.
06:16And it got stuck?
06:17Well, I don't know.
06:18It's hard to say.
06:19Because now I'm leaning more towards something that Lisa was alluding to.
06:23The drugs?
06:24No.
06:25Oh.
06:26Um, the fact that Lisa always has a water bottle with her now at all times.
06:31Maybe this guy feels the same way.
06:33I'm gonna go with a water bottle in his butt.
06:38Technically, I have to give it to you.
06:41What?!
06:42Oh my God!
06:44Did you cheat?
06:45I don't know.
06:46Did you text him too, you son of a bitch?
06:48Did I cheat?
06:49I don't know.
06:50Or am I just that good?
06:52Let me see your phone history.
06:53No!
06:54He's just that good.
06:55Actually, I don't wanna see your phone history.
06:56No, you don't.
06:57God knows what I'd see.
06:58Wow, that was a good guess.
06:59That was a great guess.
07:00How did you guess that?
07:01It was a 20 ounce thermos.
07:02I would have guessed that.
07:03I literally looked over there and I was like, oh, that's interesting.
07:07Like, you were talking about it yesterday that you can't go anywhere without it now.
07:12Like, you have to be hydrated at all times.
07:14Right.
07:15Just in case.
07:16Just in case.
07:17And it just...
07:18That's almost exactly, look.
07:19It almost is exactly the same one he had at his ass.
07:21Do I have to give a new water bottle?
07:22Oh my God, imagine you had this guy's ass water bottle.
07:25It's like a thermos style.
07:26Yes.
07:27Yeah.
07:28I'm very impressed that you got that.
07:29Me too.
07:30I would never guess that.
07:31Did you know?
07:32No, I never saw it.
07:33No.
07:34I swear.
07:35Swear on my kids.
07:36So hold on.
07:37He got it right and then you accuse him of not getting it right.
07:40Well, this game show is crazy.
07:42This game show is crazy.
07:43He was on his phone.
07:45He was on his phone.
07:46You're right, Lisa.
07:47Thanks.
07:48Come on.
07:49This is his.
07:50Ah, he's deleting.
07:51Oh, look at him.
07:52He's deleting all these checks.
07:54That's the guy there.
07:55He looks like it's up his ass right in that picture.
07:57Yeah, all the time.
07:58Oh my God.
07:59And you know who told people about it?
08:01Oh, yeah.
08:02Oh, come on.
08:03Sheriff Grady Judd.
08:04Oh, no.
08:05There's things you can't make up.
08:08So we arrested Walter Frymere.
08:12He's 51.
08:13We got a call that he was naked inside of a restroom at a public park.
08:20So we asked, is he naked or buck naked?
08:23Oh, God.
08:24You know, you can be naked and still have your socks on.
08:28But if you're buck naked, you're totally naked.
08:31Well, anyway, our deputy gets there.
08:32Do anything for you not to play this?
08:33The dude's got all of his clothes on.
08:35I will spoil every game we play from now on.
08:39And we send him out of the park and trespass him and tell him we're not going to arrest
08:45you even though people saw you here without any clothes on.
08:49We're going to give you a break.
08:51So what does he do?
08:53He goes across the street and hops up on what?
08:57The railroad.
08:58I wish he would just tell the story.
09:00But he needs to make a video.
09:01We already know all this.
09:02Well, I've talked about meth.
09:03Bring guns and knives and drugs into the jail.
09:07Well, you might have thought Walter was bringing drugs into the jail.
09:13That's what I thought.
09:14You were wrong, Lisa.
09:16You know what I thought?
09:17He brought a thermos into the jail.
09:19That's right.
09:21He put it up the exit ramp.
09:23You know what I mean?
09:24Oh, my.
09:25A thermos about this size.
09:28Oh, and he then drinks from this.
09:30That's his thermos.
09:31No, this one.
09:33It's the funniest thing he's done.
09:35We saw that and we said, dude, what are you doing here?
09:40He said, well, I put that inside my body and he didn't swallow it 24 hours earlier.
09:49What's wild about this story is you think if you were shoving a 20 ounce thermos up your ass to get into prison with stuff,
09:56that would be filled with contraband, right?
09:58You could have everything in there.
09:59Yes.
10:00What was in it?
10:01Nothing.
10:02Just the thermos.
10:04He loves his thermos so much.
10:07Well, he loves the feeling of it, I think.
10:09Yeah.
10:10You know what I mean?
10:11He loves the feeling of it.
10:12Look at that face.
10:13He's got the face of a thermos in my body.
10:17It can't be the first time.
10:19No.
10:20Oh, you can't go from nothing to a 20 ounce thermos.
10:22No.
10:23My guess is he was doing stuff with the thermos in the bathroom when he was either interrupted or...
10:29They believe it had been there for 24 hours before this whole thing unfolded.
10:33Oh.
10:34Officials say he would have died if the thermos had stayed there much longer.
10:37Wow.
10:38He's got a huge rap sheet, at least 25 previous arrests and five stints in prison.
10:43He also said he'd been using meth for 28 years.
10:46But honestly, when I was carrying around that one cup, I thought about it a couple times.
10:51Should I shove this in my ass so I can do other things with my hands?
10:54Yeah.
10:55You have to carry it.
10:56Restricting to carry it around.
10:57You know?
10:58My God.
10:59If I could only shove it in my ass.
11:02There's a porn star, Heather Brooke, who shoves full two liters up her ass.
11:07Roll the tape.
11:09Roll the tape.
11:10I don't believe you.
11:13No, man.
11:14I'm telling you.
11:15There's some stuff out there that your brain can't handle.
11:17I don't want to see it.
11:18Heather what?
11:19Heather Brooke.
11:20Brooks?
11:21Brooke.
11:22Apparently.
11:24But there you go.
11:25Two liter.
11:28He is feverishly typing.
11:30I know he is.
11:31I just want to see if he can find it off the top.
11:35It always takes a while.
11:36Hold on.
11:37Oh my God.
11:38For God's sake.
11:39Well, it's our internet.
11:40It's our internet.
11:41You might as well look it up.
11:43Oh, this is a can.
11:45Did you get the bottle?
11:46Two liter.
11:48Soda can.
11:51Soda can.
11:52I'm not looking it up.
11:53She loves butt stuff.
11:54Yeah.
11:55Everything's going in there.
11:56Yeah.
11:57I don't know what this thing is.
11:58Does she go by anal Heather?
11:59I don't.
12:00I don't know.
12:01Excuse me, madam.
12:02Do you go by anal Heather?
12:04One of your...
12:07Also known as...
12:09Oh no...
12:11Okay, here we go.
12:13This is not on the tube, right?
12:15I don't know if I want to see this.
12:16I don't know if I want to see this.
12:17Holy gigantic watermelon fake tits!
12:20oh no oh i don't know you're gonna i don't want to see it the ease the ease of it is shocking
12:34that is oh that's lemon lime refreshment yeah this isn't being shown on the live stream no
12:40no it's not seven up her ass
12:43yep this is whoa no problems no problem at all there's got to be bigger stuff right that you
12:54can see something bigger is it the same woman what he should he look up i sent it to you okay
12:59perfect here we go buckle up i don't know if i want to see it you do you have to it's important
13:07that's her that's a different person no that's her before before the surgery all the boobs are
13:13nowhere near it has to be older it's her name why does it have to be the other one was just called
13:17heather how many the other one was just called heather no it's her oh my god what are we dealing
13:23with down there is that a 40 ounce like a nuclear warhead yeah watch okay i can't fast forward i
13:28can't watch this part you think that's all there's more oh it's a plug it's the biggest plug you've
13:40ever seen in your life there's more no i can't watch any more of this she goes she goes all the
13:47way all the way down huh you have to watch it's like scientific research no i'm it's like people
13:53it's like people like that hurts so much people who do feats of strength and it's like how could
13:58you do that it's also the original throat goat
14:00in this case you wanted to know okay thank you holy watermelon fake boobs that's what he said
14:10that's not what he said porn would be an amazing channel
14:13oh yeah no i know they made those were insane i would love to watch you review porn the reaction
14:19videos oh my god but that is not i don't understand that i don't understand what joy you
14:25get watching that like i don't want to see a woman with something that size upper anal cavity i
14:32don't like why do you watch you know america's funniest home videos like same kind of thing i think
14:41just the same for all the anal accidents just no funny like why i watch it is because it's
14:50fascinating yeah i didn't think the human body like it shouldn't be able to do that no i don't get
14:56any sexual pleasure out of it thank god but it's like i've seen things that make no sense like you
15:02know like you think oh the american challenge they just they just build that thing so you could stick
15:08it on a shelf and scare everyone make people laugh no that's going in people you know
15:14you
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