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First broadcast 14th December 2007.
Compilation and outtakes from Series E.
Compilation and outtakes from Series E.
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00:00Well now, young lad, eh? What would a young shaver like you want for Christmas? Tell me first, have you
00:07been good?
00:08Yes.
00:09You have?
00:09Yes.
00:10Then what would you like?
00:12QI compilation show, please.
00:13What's that you say?
00:15A QI compilation show.
00:17Oh, a QI compilation show. You're not the first to ask for that, you know. Oh yes, I think we
00:24can manage that. No question.
00:26Oh yes, I think we can manage that.
01:00Now, Rhonda, what you have to do is show me the proper Italian way to eat spaghetti. You can use
01:04any of the things. Phil is doing very well.
01:07Isn't it? Isn't it?
01:08No, you drop it.
01:09It's like that, isn't it? Against the side of the plate and then...
01:11No, drop it.
01:11Exactly, twist it round. Don't. Oh.
01:14Oh, John, you're very good.
01:17Oh!
01:19Those are some mad skills, John.
01:25My jaw comes apart.
01:27Turn to...
01:27Turn to the side. This is the best quiz I've ever been on.
01:33And how are you eating yours, Alan?
01:34You want to see me with ostrich eggs?
01:36By hand.
01:38Do you know, the thing is, Alan gets 20 points because that's how Neapolitans eat spaghetti.
01:42They lean back and drop it into their mouths by hand.
01:46That's not what Alan thinks mashed potatoes are finger food.
01:48Yeah.
01:52Parmesan, please.
01:55I'll have a few Parmesan.
01:57Parmesan's a weird food because it tastes delicious.
01:58It smells like the gym socks of a child with some sort of glandular problem.
02:03That's why it's actually the other way round.
02:11And I never buy it, you know, pre-packaged from the, you know, the places itself.
02:19From the spaghetti seller?
02:21Yeah, I buy it off people in the street.
02:24They tell me it's original oregano.
02:28Lovely.
02:29And they dangle food over me.
02:30And they dance around and they go, look, a bloke with the house and we get to play games with
02:34his mind.
02:36What?
02:39Brilliant.
02:42Another round of applause, I think.
02:48Now, customize over these little things.
02:52See what you can tell me about them.
02:54I'd like to know how you think they could help you cross the Pacific Ocean.
02:58Are they like a very early credit card?
03:02No, they're not.
03:03Is it a...
03:04Some sort of star map?
03:05Rudimentary.
03:06You're on the right lines.
03:07It's not a star map, though.
03:08Although knowledge of the stars would certainly be combined with this.
03:11A dream catcher?
03:12Dream catcher, yes.
03:13It's not.
03:13You could use your scrotums.
03:15It would help.
03:16Wet dream catcher.
03:24Yeah, yeah.
03:26Yeah, yeah.
03:28Disgusting.
03:29Polynesian and Micronesians in the South Seas of the Pacific.
03:33Right.
03:33Place them for navigating.
03:35On the horizon, the sun, the moon.
03:37Actually, you want to turn it 90 degrees.
03:40Like that?
03:41Like that?
03:43All right.
03:44That's another axis.
03:46There, yeah.
03:48And look down.
03:49Islands in the sea, the way the sea flows past them creates a pattern of waves,
03:55so that even if the islands are out of sight, and you know the wave patterns well enough,
03:59you can tell by the way the water swells where each island is, and you can actually navigate.
04:04It's a map of waves, and you use your scrotum by getting out of the boat and feeling the
04:12swell of the water, and the scrotum is the most sensitive part.
04:15So it feels the way the water swells.
04:19It's quite gender-specific then, this is.
04:21Yes.
04:22You might say it gives a new meaning to ball bearings.
04:27Could women do it with their breasts, so could they do it?
04:30I should imagine they probably could, but I think it's very important that we find out.
04:38You're the man to do it, Davies.
04:40I'm going to send you out.
04:41Come on, ladies.
04:42Tell us which way the way is it going.
04:45Yes, I'm, uh...
04:46Certainly chilly in there, isn't it?
04:50Yeah, please.
04:51Actually, I don't care.
04:52Where are we going?
04:54We'll just stay here, shall we?
04:55We'll just stay here for a few days.
04:58Taking the sights.
04:59What do you think, Kate?
05:00Okay.
05:03Now, what's the biggest banana republic in Europe?
05:08There's an elephant in the room.
05:10How is an elephant connected to a banana republic in Europe?
05:13Well, I don't know.
05:14Elephants like bananas.
05:18See how many link I could come up with?
05:20I fear...
05:23Iceland?
05:24Iceland.
05:24Ah, the elephant nation.
05:25They go mad for them.
05:27Volcanoes covered in elephants, guzzling...
05:30Oh.
05:30No wonder that Bjork's weird.
05:33Going up around all them elephants...
05:34Phil, Phil, Phil Jupiters.
05:36This is...
05:37You've put me in a really weird position here.
05:39Because there are no elephants involved, but the largest banana-producing country in Europe is Iceland.
05:47Come on!
05:51That's extraordinary.
05:54Absolutely remarkable.
05:55Is it to go with the thermal...
05:57The geothermal heat?
05:58Yeah, exactly.
05:59They can grow a lot of bananas, and they grow more bananas than anywhere else in Europe.
06:01I withdraw my pachyderm.
06:03Yes.
06:04You go...
06:05You take them a few forward and...
06:07Some go, some back.
06:08Exactly.
06:08But that's an inspired guess, because one wouldn't have thought Iceland was the home of the banana in any way.
06:14Which European country is the largest exporter of bananas?
06:18It's...
06:18The Dutch.
06:21No.
06:22There's a country in Europe that buys the entire banana crop of Belize every year, and sells it on to
06:28the rest of Europe.
06:29Austria.
06:30It's Ireland.
06:30Ireland.
06:32The biggest exporter of bananas in Europe.
06:35You buy the whole crop of...
06:36Not you personally.
06:37Of course not.
06:39I also don't remember this ever going to a vote.
06:43It's a multinational private company.
06:45I don't think every...
06:45You're not totally nationalised.
06:47Yeah, yeah, Fife's a really famous banana company.
06:48Yeah.
06:48And now that you mention, I was always confused how we had a very famous banana company in Ireland.
06:53Because the Dutch is Haste pronounced...
06:55It's spelled geest, isn't it?
06:57Yeah.
06:57But that's their big one.
06:58But Fife's even bigger, I think.
07:00But wow, they should tell us this in school.
07:02And we could be so proud.
07:04I'm very proud that you're so proud that you're a country.
07:06I think that grandad worked at Stratford Fruit and Veg Market and he used to do very long shifts and
07:13sometimes it was quite cold and he'd stay there all night and he would sleep in with the bananas because
07:19it was warm.
07:20Oh!
07:21And he told me that story and I thought, this sounds like a hellish existence.
07:26And then he said to me, the unions will have stopped an act.
07:35I like the expression, sleep in with the bananas.
07:39It implies that the bananas are asleep as well.
07:44Nothing nicer than being woken up by a friendly banana.
07:50In some sort of Belizean godfather movie where they go, he's sleeping with the bananas.
07:59What's the biggest bank note at the Bank of England, Prince?
08:02Do you know?
08:02That one.
08:03No, the...
08:04I should say the highest denomination.
08:07Highest denomination.
08:07Isn't there a hundred pound note that no one's ever seen?
08:10Oh, we can go a bit higher than that.
08:12Fifty thousand.
08:13Oh, bigger than that.
08:14A million.
08:14Big, bigger than a million.
08:16Two million, three million, four million, five million, fifty million, a hundred million.
08:18A hundred million is the right answer, yes.
08:21A hundred million?
08:21There are forty one hundred million pound notes in the Bank of England.
08:24Oh, what a fantastic...
08:25Get her a taxi.
08:26There you go.
08:29I can't break this up.
08:30Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
08:31I have a holiday.
08:33I think you'll find a sweet little tender.
08:35No tip for you.
08:36And I've got...
08:36I've got a fifty thousand pound note as a tip.
08:39Excuse me.
08:40No, no.
08:40I've got one of them, actually.
08:42Have you got one?
08:42Yeah, I did an extra shift in the Golden Egg in 1972.
08:47It's known as the Titan.
08:49And they do have million pound notes as well, what are known as the Giant.
08:52There are four thousand of the million pound notes.
08:55Yes.
08:55And, as I say, forty...
08:57Have you got any?
08:58Of the hundred million...
08:59I don't have any, no.
09:00What would you get if you used an ejector seat to escape from this helicopter?
09:06Oh.
09:09Very short headache.
09:12Oh, and then gone.
09:14Is that the human equivalent of one of those slicing machines you see advertised on Shopping Channel?
09:19Look what I'm doing.
09:20I'm doing four, I'm doing five, I'm doing six.
09:22I'm putting cucumber, I'm putting tomato...
09:24And we can slice it, slice it, slice it.
09:26Take an old shoe, you can slice a shoe, it'll keep on slicing.
09:31The ejector goes out sideways.
09:34No, down.
09:35There's a trap door.
09:36There's a trap door!
09:40What could possibly be happening outside of the helicopter that you think,
09:42I tell you what, I'm going to press this button.
09:44I just don't know how bad it could be in there.
09:46For you to go, oh, this is rubbish, this helicopter thing.
09:49Take a chance.
09:50I wonder if I can fly.
09:52How would you design a helicopter in which it was possible to use an ejector seat that took you up?
09:58Tip it a bit?
09:59Or turn it?
10:00You'd have to do...
10:01You'd simply have to get rid of the rotors.
10:03You'd simply have to blow them away milliseconds before the ejector seat, so they'd simply disappear.
10:08Wow.
10:09You'd just...
10:09That's what it says in the manual, Stephen.
10:11Yeah.
10:12And obviously they've had very few complaints.
10:16That one is called the Black Shark, that particular make of a helicopter.
10:19There are a few others where this is the case.
10:21They're not very popular.
10:227,000 airman's lives have been saved by ejector seats.
10:25Not banned, is it?
10:27Martin Baker is the company that makes them for the...
10:29In Britain.
10:30Not for helicopters.
10:31There they are.
10:32Can you get them for your...
10:34Just for your house?
10:36Or just sort of domestic use.
10:38You know.
10:38If there's nothing on the TV, it's just an old re-run of Hollyoaks or something like that.
10:43And then you've eaten a Marks and Spence's deal, not very nice.
10:46And you know what?
10:47This evening's very disappointing.
10:52What is the world's most expensive meat?
10:58Be a unicorn steak.
11:01Or a mermaid fillet.
11:03Yes.
11:04Or a griffin burger.
11:06Possibly.
11:08There's an elephant in the room.
11:10Ah.
11:11Is it mammoth?
11:13It's not what I have.
11:15You mean I have...
11:17Wasted your elephant.
11:19You can use it again.
11:20It's actually Alan's.
11:21My one's down here.
11:24Very good.
11:28No.
11:30Ooh, ooh!
11:31Ooh!
11:32Yeah?
11:32Is it the special beautifully reared Japanese beef?
11:36The special...
11:36Oh!
11:37Not Kobe.
11:38No, no.
11:40I actually said Japanese beef and then it appeared in big letters behind it.
11:43That's...
11:44I don't know what happened there.
11:45That's...
11:47I had this recently.
11:48I had it in New York.
11:49They're crazy for it.
11:50They're crazy for the expensive Kobe beef.
11:51Kobe beef?
11:52Yeah.
11:52So they've got like...
11:53Kobe beef burgers and so on.
11:55Yeah, burgers for $100 or something ludicrous.
11:57What's the difference between Kobe beef and...
11:59They claim that the cattle are massaged and fed on beer.
12:02It's actually nonsense.
12:03They used to be fed...
12:07You want to be one, don't you?
12:09I know.
12:10You want to be a...
12:11No, I was one in a previous life.
12:15I've just come back and this time people can't eat me.
12:19They used to be fed on hops that had already been used in the brewing process.
12:24Now, in 1932, Winston Churchill predicted that 50 years hence we shall escape the absurdity of growing a whole chicken
12:33just in order to eat the breast or wing and would do it by growing these parts separately under a
12:38suitable medium.
12:39And the kind of food I'm talking about is precisely what he predicted.
12:42In other words, it is a manufactured food made from something called myoblasts, which are a kind of stem cell.
12:50Nobody do them in the bar.
12:54Do you see these myoblasts are pre-programmed to grow muscle.
12:57So the cell is removed from a living animal, just a cell, and it multiplies in a stew of sort
13:03of amino acids and minerals.
13:05But the point is these cells are capable of multiplying so many times in the culture that it's theoretically possible
13:12for a single cell to produce enough meat to feed the whole world.
13:17At the moment, however, a single kilo costs $10,000, whereas it's only £85 a kilo for Kobe beef.
13:25But I have to go home after this.
13:28Yes, you do.
13:29And it'll be brown.
13:32Believe me.
13:36I have to convince my brother that crisp butties are wrong.
13:41And you've just explained the way the future of food.
13:44Yes.
13:45There's no place for crisp butties in the future.
13:48Monster munch on white bread for the next 20 years, aren't we?
13:52Monster munch on white bread.
13:54Who's going to remove...
13:55Nobody removes a stem cell from a monster munch.
13:58It's a huge red animal.
14:01It's like God has gathered up the footsteps of a dinosaur and put them in a bag.
14:09That's a monster munch.
14:10That's a monster munch.
14:12I want one now.
14:14No, but I don't want one that's been meddled with and had needles put into it.
14:19No.
14:19I want a fresh bag.
14:22Preferably pickled onion.
14:25And some harvest and thick butter.
14:29Okay, it's a deal.
14:33Do you know about Yan Tan Tetherer?
14:36That will get you some points back.
14:37It's a counting system.
14:39Possibly Celtic in origin.
14:41What is it?
14:42Well, the counting.
14:43Yes, the counting.
14:44It actually goes...
14:46Yan Tan Tetherer.
14:47This is the Borradale version.
14:49Yan Tan Tetherer, Metherer, Pimp Cetherer, Letherer, Hoverer, Doverer, Dick, Yanadick, Tiana Dick, Tetherer, Dick, Metherer, Dick, Bumfit.
14:56It suddenly appears.
14:58Which is 15.
15:00And it goes all the way up to Gigot, which is 20.
15:02One in every 15 will...
15:04Will be a bumfit.
15:05Will be a good bumfit.
15:06You might have just summoned up the devil.
15:09The last three sheep.
15:11The cusp at Dibble and Grub.
15:14Me and Alan did a play in Edinburgh.
15:16And we had to share the stage with some Korean dancers.
15:19And the stage was sprung for these dancers.
15:22So that they were able to do their leaps and everything.
15:25Which was fine for them.
15:26But we were just doing a play.
15:27Just a play.
15:29Supposed to be in an apartment that was on the land.
15:32On the land.
15:33In an apartment on dry land.
15:36And every time we were walking about like this.
15:40They were all sitting around playing poker.
15:42And I had to walk behind them.
15:43And if I walked heavy enough, they'd go up and down.
15:45Yeah.
15:46Like this.
15:48There was a drinks cabinet in one corner.
15:50Every time everyone walked, the whole thing went.
15:52Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
15:54And everyone had to sort of walk about like this.
15:59Fine.
16:00Well, here's your sandwich.
16:01Well, thank you.
16:04That's why the critics said, I finally understand why it's called the odd couple.
16:07Yeah, it's the odd couple.
16:08That's a bit odd.
16:09Yeah.
16:10The raked stages are the other thing when they're raked down.
16:13I went to a matinee performance of The Tempest at the Royal Shakespeare Company doing.
16:19There's a fabulous actor called Paul Brook.
16:21I don't know if you know what I mean.
16:21Slightly boss-eyed.
16:23And because it was a, and I've since discovered this.
16:25I was a child at the time.
16:26But actors in matinees get very frisky.
16:28And just like to take the piss out of the play because they're bored stiff.
16:31And they've done it for three months or whatever.
16:34And in The Tempest, all the sprites, you know, and Errol did a sort of human pyramid.
16:39And Paul Brook was playing one of these lords with a big fur coat, you know, that went all the
16:44way down.
16:44And he decided for the matinee to be naked underneath it.
16:47And at one point, he had to look upstage so that the, obviously, the audience couldn't see at this pyramid
16:52and go,
16:53Oh, it does amaze me and all this kind of thing.
16:55And he just opened his coat like that.
16:58And the girl at the top of the pyramid urinated with laughter.
17:03And he went all the way down the pyramid.
17:06And he went all the way down the stage and it dripped off the edge of the stage.
17:12Just great.
17:13He couldn't have hoped for a better response.
17:16Is that wheelie trainers?
17:18Oh, yes.
17:18Have you ever tried those?
17:20I mean, it's only children who wear them, but have you ever...
17:21It's that weird thing, you see them walking along and then suddenly they point their feet up.
17:24It's like the children of the damned with the weak ankle.
17:28They're just walking along normally and then suddenly their legs go rigid and the feet do that and they go...
17:35The gliding children of death.
17:37They should have the national championships at Blue Water to see how quickly you can get round them.
17:41Yes, all right.
17:42But don't you feel cheated that our generation...
17:45I mean, it's not as if it's a difficult invention.
17:46We had skateboards.
17:47We had skateboards, yes-ish, but...
17:49Did you have a skate?
17:50No.
17:51But...
17:52Did you try and buy one and they went, I don't think this is for you.
17:54No.
17:55No, it's not the kind of thing I like.
17:56Actually, I actually had a Bentley skateboard made of teak.
17:59No.
17:59Fine, original Birmingham wheels.
18:02I had a space hopper.
18:05Oh.
18:06Shit.
18:07Ah, late!
18:08Ma.
18:09Ma.
18:09Ma.
18:10Ma.
18:11Ma.
18:12Ma.
18:13Ma.
18:14O這一!
18:16Well...
18:20A bicycle next time!
18:23Yours is like nine feet tall!
18:26No saÄŸ sÃ!
18:27That's it!
18:27Your knees must have been here...
18:30Well, I was eight.
18:32Turned out it was just a terrible hemorrhoid.
18:36We've got a guinea pig at home, and every time, it lives its life in a state of extreme terror.
18:43The whole time.
18:45You go to pick it up, and as you pick it up, you go,
18:48Please don't kill me, please don't kill me, please don't kill me.
18:50Please don't kill me, please don't kill me.
18:51And then you put it down, and you go, Oh, thank God, oh, thank God.
18:55I just couldn't miss that.
18:56Stop picking it up.
18:58He doesn't like it.
19:00Bill wears his faulknery gloves.
19:05They're very fragile, aren't they? Anything, you can kill them with anything.
19:08Yes, dressing up as an eagle, maybe that's the wrong thing.
19:19You hang to the ceiling above it, flapping, aren't you?
19:23I pick it up like this, I pick it up like this.
19:24Oh, yeah.
19:33Oh.
19:35Please don't kill me.
19:36Please don't kill me.
19:38Did you milk men?
19:41Hello.
19:42Oh, yes.
19:43That's not what you get in MSG out.
19:45You might because it's present in milk and if a man lactates, which men do, it's one of the reasons
19:50babies like milk is it's full of glutamate in fact.
19:53This is why I don't want to do short sleep.
19:56Why is that Johnny?
19:59Because I'm like a good of a light awake at night fearing that I'm lactating poison.
20:04And I feel like I've already hurt people enough in my lifetime.
20:08It's not poison, it's good. We're trying to suggest that MSG is not as bad as it's been painted.
20:14You may not like the flavour in which case certainly don't have it.
20:16No, but I don't want me to taste in breasts.
20:18Don't you? I feel nature may disappoint you.
20:21I don't want a man running round out of butcher shop and taking my shirt off and going...
20:27Taste him, he's like sirloin.
20:32Well...
20:34That would be a very bad day trip to Alton Towers.
20:36He wouldn't.
20:40There's nothing we can do for you. I'm afraid your breasts do taste slightly meaty if you're lactating.
20:45But let's face it, they'd be meaty anyway because they're flesh.
20:49Johnny, don't be scared of your own flesh.
20:54Polar bears aren't attracted to black.
20:57I know, it would be a waste of time.
20:59Because they're colour blind. They're the ugliest animals I've ever seen.
21:03Polar bears?
21:08Do you know the best way to escape a charging polar bear?
21:11Shoot it in the face.
21:16You take your clothes off.
21:18Exactly. It stops to pick up your clothes and smell them and you just get further away.
21:22And then you dive.
21:25You will obviously be chilly, I suspect.
21:27You won't be eating.
21:28And it would eat you and go, that's good, that one didn't have a wrapper.
21:35Who's Frank Nampard looking at through that keyhole?
21:40Is that how you view the museum?
21:42Not, to be honest.
21:44No, to be honest.
21:44Tiny, tiny museum.
21:45The tiny museum.
21:46Into a keyhole.
21:48As we go through the keyhole.
21:59Can you do Lloyd as well?
22:02Oh no, we're going to do Lloyd.
22:04Whose house it is.
22:08David, it's over to you.
22:12Isn't that such a strange voice?
22:13I think as a kid he got stuck in a helium balloon or something.
22:16His voice is just bizarre.
22:17Isn't it?
22:18What is his accent?
22:19Just to digress.
22:21It's, er...
22:21Massachusetts.
22:22Oh, it's American.
22:23Yes.
22:24Yes.
22:25It is American.
22:26He claims they all speak like that in Massachusetts.
22:28It's obviously nonsense they do.
22:29But he came over quite young to England and to a very Fulhamy part of England where people really kind
22:34of destroy this, the English people.
22:36Right.
22:36So he kind of mixed it up with American and got out this strange Lloyd Griezmann way of talking.
22:41He's got the worst voice in the world.
22:43No, it's very odd.
22:44It's very odd.
22:47I don't know.
22:47It is.
22:48He had a bang on the head and that's what happened.
22:50Is he gay?
22:52No.
22:52No, no, no.
22:53I just thought it would be great if he got married to Brian Sewell.
23:00What a menage!
23:02And they had a thing with Brian Blessing.
23:06Oh, boy!
23:10No, stop it.
23:13Can I just tell you Brian Blessing's story quickly?
23:15It won't get...
23:16It's great though.
23:17He tried to climb Everest a few years ago.
23:20Yeah.
23:20And he said at one point they had to sleep overnight kind of at the edge of a glacier.
23:24So they were all in a tent that was like hanging off a washing line.
23:28And so in order to go for a poo, you have to actually get out of this tent and kind
23:32of go along the washing line a bit and just do it into sort of outer space.
23:36And there was a howling gale and one guy went, oh, I want to shit, about three o'clock in
23:40the morning.
23:41So off he goes out the tent, does it, gets back in and they're all kind of in this tent
23:45kind of hanging off this washing line together.
23:47And after about ten minutes when it all warmed up a bit, someone went like that.
23:52And what had happened was he'd done a poo, it had flown round space a bit and landed in the
23:57hood of his jacket.
24:11Oh dear me.
24:16What a shit head.
24:17Anyway, what's this for?
24:23Four.
24:24Yes.
24:25It's not four, it's three.
24:32There you go, you get a suite.
24:33That's very good.
24:34I like that one.
24:35Some sort of support for the building.
24:38It used to be, there used to be more of it.
24:40It's this close-up of the road from Macau, it's the speed bump on the way to China.
24:45No, it's an architectural feature you will see all over Europe, all over the world actually.
24:50Oh, is it about, that's a column underneath it?
24:52There would be a column underneath it.
24:53It's even with the architrail or the interpreter.
24:55That goes along the top and that gives you specific information pertaining to the relation between the column and the
25:00thing.
25:00Not exactly, it's what's called a triglyph.
25:02That's right.
25:06What is quite interesting about triglyphs is that they are a sort of vestige of what was left over for
25:12when Greeks used to build temples in wood.
25:14Yeah.
25:15And they would have three planks in a line supporting...
25:19Supporting.
25:20Supporting.
25:21Go on, Steve.
25:22Go on.
25:24Supporting the roof.
25:25The roof, yeah.
25:26And so when they then started working in marble, they just echoed...
25:32And er...
25:34So there you are.
25:36There you are.
25:37Good.
25:38That's the last time you're allowed to do that.
25:40I love it in early, early sort of Hollywood movies when they do something set in ancient Rome or ancient
25:44Greece.
25:45When they, they sort of rebuilt ruins.
25:48Yes, I know.
25:48It's a wonderful sort of thing where they go, yeah, we're going to build a film set in ancient Rome.
25:51They lived in ruins.
25:53Another time.
25:55Years later they were ruins.
25:57You bloody fool.
25:59They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is.
26:04They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is.
26:06Those are the magic words.
26:07They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is.
26:10That they...
26:16I can't all be too much.
26:18Turns out they didn't say anything at all.
26:21They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is.
26:27They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is.
26:37Thanks, Stephen!
26:39The puffer party!
26:41The puffer party!
26:43Fight! Fight! Fight!
26:44Well, it's better to be good.
26:56Moving on, Joe.
26:59The Trigliffe is a remnant of the Stone...
27:03I've just got a question.
27:05What do they say about the Acropolis where the Parthenon is?
27:10They say!
27:13What do they say?
27:15What do they say?
27:17He's gonna say!
27:18He's gonna say!
27:19He's going to say!
27:23What do they say?
27:27About the Acropolis where the Parthenon is?
27:35How can I write it down?
27:39Read it, it says it there.
27:42What are you going to tell us now?
27:45They say of the Acropolis,
27:47but there are no straight lines.
27:59Damn, that hurts.
28:05Do they?
28:06Yeah.
28:07Whatever.
28:11Well, that's your lot for the year.
28:14From Alan and me and all our guests on the E-Series,
28:17goodnight, happy Christmas, see you next year.
28:20Ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:22Ha, ha, ha, ha.
28:22You
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