B.M. 2. Fifteen Million Merits.

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First broadcast 11th December .  In a world where people's lives consist of riding exercise bikes to gain credits, Bing tries to help a woman get on to a singing competition show.  Daniel Kaluuya - Bing Jessica Brown Findlay - Abi Rupert Everett - Judge Hope Julia Davis - Judge Charity Ashley Thomas - Judge Wraith Paul Popplewell - Dustin Isabella Laughland - Swift David Fynn - Oliver Colin Michael Carmichael - Kai (as Colin Carmichael) Hannah John-Kamen - Selma Telse Kerrie Hayes - Glee Eugene O'Hare - Hammond Jaimi Barbakoff - Anna Merce Ribot - Big Shot Registration Lady Matthew Burgess - Botherguts Host Laura Power - Interviewer Matt Stokoe - Guard Chloe Driver - Cleaner Bryony Francis - Sex Worker Emma Holmes - Botherguts Fat Girl Alan Lambie - Rude Dancer Brian Shaw - Cyclist

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00:00:28The End

00:00:30I don't know.

00:01:09I don't know.

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00:02:00I have a dream, a song to sing, to help me cope with anything.

00:02:17And my destination makes it worthwhile.

00:02:26I'm pushing through the darkness, still another mile.

00:02:34I believe in angels, something good in everything I see.

00:02:45I believe in angels.

00:02:50When I know the time is right for me, I'll cross the street.

00:02:57I have a dream.

00:03:10I have a dream.

00:03:18Let's play Bobber Girl!

00:03:21No!

00:03:23No!

00:03:46Oh, my God!

00:03:50Hey!

00:03:52Come on!

00:03:53Five, three, two, one, go!

00:04:03Chatter-up band!

00:04:08You're not hungry!

00:04:11That's a first time!

00:04:13Come on!

00:04:16Come on!

00:04:18No!

00:04:21No!

00:04:22No!

00:04:25No!

00:04:26No!

00:04:33No!

00:04:41It's disappointing!

00:04:42Thank you very much.

00:05:18That one does that sometimes.

00:05:20Hang on.

00:05:22There's a little nubbin in here somewhere.

00:05:24It's almost the only real thing in there,

00:05:29and even that's grown in a pitchy dish.

00:06:20Oh, for Christ's sake!

00:06:24We're in a mood-kill, blubbernoat. Cheers for the reflection.

00:06:27One minute I'm in Slitsville, the next there's a haunted pig gulping at me.

00:06:32They may as well have cut to a war crime.

00:06:35Oi!

00:06:41You missed a bit.

00:06:44PIE ape!

00:06:49You say that?

00:06:51Fucking pie ape!

00:06:55PIE ape!

00:06:57Ooh!

00:07:02He'll be in Lebanon all before long.

00:07:31I don't know.

00:07:35Howie Mandelbrus.

00:07:38Toy Soldiers.

00:07:44Each headlines their own tempo content on one of your eight daylight streams.

00:07:49But they started here, like you, putting their back into giving back for a brighter now.

00:07:57Each paying their dues, like you, hoping to become a hotshot.

00:08:03Pushing through the darkness, still another mile.

00:08:12That wasn't good.

00:08:14That was beyond incredible.

00:08:23You decide the victors.

00:08:26You control their fates.

00:08:28You make the call on hotshot.

00:08:33When I know the time is right for me, I'll cross the sea.

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00:09:17Exclusively on Wraithbabes XL.

00:09:23Hey, what else are you planning to do with that hand?

00:09:26I want to hear you on!

00:09:34Hi, I'm Roxy. Hello.

00:09:36Hi, I'm Evie.

00:09:53Hey, I can do it.

00:09:59You can run away from me, I mean.

00:09:59You can't run away from me, but that's amazing.

00:10:06Hey.

00:10:14In the middle, I don't think I'm ready to run away from my talents.

00:10:15I'm your master at the time you're ready to run away from me.

00:10:15I'm not a master at all.

00:10:16You can run away from me, but here's what I have to do with my talents.

00:10:57I didn't let him sign in.

00:10:59Told him to report to 22 down.

00:11:02Told you.

00:11:04He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck.

00:11:44What do you think?

00:11:45Like...

00:11:49It's a bit much.

00:11:52Yeah.

00:12:03Best thing about my new lifestyle, er, where do I start, er, I love choosing my own clothes.

00:12:07Erm, I love gold.

00:12:10I feel like it really expresses who I really am.

00:12:13And I love looking over outside.

00:12:16It's so beautiful sometimes, I just wish that everyone could see it.

00:12:19Ooh, nice outfit!

00:12:21I love it!

00:12:22Super sure!

00:12:23I'm so sorry.

00:12:24I'm so sorry to say it was a reason for sometimes.

00:12:26Well, honesty is ruthless, so I suppose it's just honesty.

00:12:31Raceless honesty.

00:12:36You can blame me, try to shame me, but still I don't care for you.

00:12:48The world may think I'm foolish.

00:12:55They can't see you like I can.

00:13:01Oh, but anyone who knows what love is, will understand.

00:13:12I don't know already.

00:13:17Yeah.

00:13:31How about you?

00:13:32You too.

00:13:33Hi.

00:13:33I don't know.

00:13:34Yeah.

00:13:49I'm trying my hands.

00:13:52Impressive.

00:14:01Have fun.

00:14:03I mean...

00:14:03On the...

00:14:33On the...

00:14:38On the...

00:14:40On the...

00:14:55On the...

00:17:06Come on.

00:17:07Wait, wait, there's a map to it.

00:17:09You take your fingers off.

00:17:10Trust me.

00:17:15Smart.

00:17:20Bing Madsen.

00:17:21Short for Bingham.

00:17:24Abby Khan.

00:17:26Short for Abby Khan.

00:17:29You're a new person.

00:17:30I'm not seeing you.

00:17:31I just went to 21 last week.

00:17:33I wanted to go to Erdame.

00:17:35My sister's there, but it's full, apparently.

00:17:43Pop of fruit.

00:17:44It was worth the rest.

00:17:46The most natural thing in there is probably grown in a Petri dish.

00:17:51Yeah.

00:17:53Weather there.

00:17:54Yeah, that's the right way around.

00:17:56When you get the cheap lardy gunk, you end up having to peddle it off.

00:17:59Then you want more sugar, then you're playing catch-up, and I've been there.

00:18:03Yeah, it's a vicious circle.

00:18:07Can't you just use that CBT app?

00:18:09What's that?

00:18:11This cognitive behavioral thing.

00:18:13It realigns your thinking to pick healthy food.

00:18:16It whispers you into it while you sleep.

00:18:21Yeah, I should try that, yeah.

00:18:30I liked your singing the other day.

00:18:35I was trying to sing so no one could hear me pee.

00:18:38I'm not Selma or anything.

00:18:40You've got a phenomenal voice.

00:18:42It was the most beautiful song.

00:18:46You think I'm being cheesy.

00:18:51Right, I am being cheesy, but it was beautiful, so, you know.

00:18:57Reality's cheesy sometimes.

00:18:59Not often, admittedly, but now.

00:19:05Yeah.

00:19:13Well, thank you.

00:19:19It's just noise at home.

00:19:21Noise is in the right order.

00:19:23Don't downplay you're good.

00:19:24The song's good.

00:19:26It's old.

00:19:29My mum used to sing it, and she learnt it from her mum.

00:19:33I heard me down.

00:19:38You thought we're trying out for a hot shot?

00:19:42Me.

00:19:44Why not?

00:19:45Sing in front of Judge Hope.

00:19:47I'd die.

00:19:48Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife coming chorus.

00:19:50No, you'd walk it.

00:19:51A, I wouldn't.

00:19:53And, and B, I don't have that clockage.

00:19:57I mean, it's what, 12 mil just to enter?

00:20:00What kind of bite time is that?

00:20:02Six months?

00:20:02Yeah, but...

00:20:03You know what?

00:20:03I'm hand to mouth.

00:20:05I know people save and starve to get onto that stage.

00:20:09I know that's what Selma did.

00:20:10But, you know what, I'd rather not give myself...

00:20:12Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.

00:20:17The full 12, I'll gift it.

00:20:25Don't be ridiculous.

00:20:27Seriously, I've got a spare.

00:20:30You've got 12 mil spare.

00:20:32My brother left it me.

00:20:35In a channel, does he?

00:20:36No, he, er...

00:20:38He died.

00:20:41He, er, he died last year, and something got transferred to me.

00:20:47That's over six months' worth, but I've kept it.

00:20:53What do you spend on you, then?

00:20:54I'm going to buy what?

00:20:55Some new shoes for my doppel to wear?

00:20:58I don't know.

00:21:00Upgrade your room, OS.

00:21:01We'll get a fat taxis and pass.

00:21:04Buy one of those wall bodies.

00:21:06The new ones they talk to you after shutting and solve your problems.

00:21:10Guide your dreams like gurus.

00:21:11It's amazing, really, what they can do.

00:21:14Yeah, a mirror plug-in that shows me how I look as a werewolf.

00:21:16What's the point?

00:21:17I know.

00:21:18It can be quite funny.

00:21:18It's all just stuff.

00:21:20It's...

00:21:22It's stuff.

00:21:23It's confetti.

00:21:25It's...

00:21:27You've got something real.

00:21:31What bed has been, the one?

00:21:33You hear me singing in a toilet.

00:21:36Is that real?

00:21:38More than anything has happened all year.

00:21:44I can't take that kind of clockage off someone.

00:21:48It's 12 miles.

00:21:49No way.

00:21:50Let me do this.

00:21:55I don't know.

00:21:56Look around here.

00:21:57I just...

00:21:59I just want something real to happen.

00:22:04Just once.

00:22:09Mess up.

00:22:10You wouldn't.

00:22:10I don't care anyway.

00:22:12I'll go with you.

00:22:14No better, I'll force you.

00:22:16I'll force you to go.

00:22:19It's tomorrow.

00:22:23Come on.

00:22:27Come on.

00:22:30Say yes.

00:22:35I'll go as far as to say okay?

00:22:40This proves acceptable.

00:22:44Make up for that.

00:22:50Walking away now.

00:22:52You lunatic.

00:22:55I can live with it.

00:23:27I can live with it.

00:23:28Fucking ruin that at all.

00:23:58What?

00:24:00Fifteen.

00:24:05Flippin' joke.

00:24:55Flippin' joke.

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00:25:03Oh, yeah.

00:25:17Can't believe I'm doing this.

00:25:22I am doing this.

00:25:28I can't be doing this. Can you trade it back?

00:25:31We'll take it. Don't be mad.

00:25:34There's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know.

00:25:37I mean, I'm grateful. Don't think I'm not grateful, but it's just...

00:25:40You're babbling.

00:25:42I'm babbling.

00:25:51I made you this.

00:25:56You never get to keep them more than a day, but there it is anyway.

00:26:05It folds flat, so you can keep them in your ace band.

00:26:19It's, you know, something.

00:26:22It snorke.

00:26:24монlet thanks for questioning.

00:26:32Madison, Nielsen.

00:26:32It's fine.

00:26:33It's fine.

00:26:34It's fine.

00:26:35It's fine.

00:26:36This is the finish line.

00:26:44It's fine.

00:26:53Face the screen, please.

00:26:59And is here your friends and family at location?

00:27:02Yeah.

00:27:04Hand, please.

00:27:08That's not permanent, is it?

00:27:09Oh, no. Two months max.

00:27:11Round to the right and through the scanner.

00:27:23Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:27:28I still believe until the best life is right.

00:27:34Yeah.

00:27:38Look, where'd we go now?

00:27:40You were here.

00:27:42How long?

00:27:47So, what did we do?

00:27:49I don't know.

00:27:51Hey, hey, hey!

00:27:52Fuck off.

00:27:58What, with the dark hair?

00:28:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, the pretty one.

00:28:02Yeah, okay.

00:28:06They want to preview you.

00:28:08What?

00:28:09Preview. Come on.

00:28:11He's with me.

00:28:12Hand.

00:28:14Show me your hand.

00:28:16Okay, you two.

00:28:17That's not fair. She's new. That's not fair.

00:28:20I don't pick the order.

00:28:21I've waited here all week and she's just walked in.

00:28:24Everyone will get seen eventually.

00:28:26I don't pick the order.

00:28:28But I'm a good singer.

00:28:29I can sing.

00:28:30I'm a good singer, I am.

00:28:32Stand aside.

00:28:33Stand aside.

00:28:33It's not fair!

00:28:35It's not fair!

00:28:42Next lot.

00:28:44Stand there.

00:28:49Would you like to be as big as Selma one day?

00:28:52Um, yeah, I, I, I mean...

00:28:55Could you say that as a self-contained sentence into that screen?

00:29:01I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.

00:29:04Okay, proceed to stage area.

00:29:07We're done.

00:29:11By performing?

00:29:12Just her.

00:29:13Okay, what are you?

00:29:15Slinger.

00:29:16Compliance?

00:29:17No thanks.

00:29:18Ah, yes, thanks.

00:29:19It's compulsory for all contestants.

00:29:21And more to the point, it'll stop you puking with nerves.

00:29:24She's got to perform.

00:29:25Well, mmm.

00:29:26Look, just sip it. You'll be fine.

00:29:32Yeah, it's just a touch of light for it. It'll pass.

00:29:35Well, make the most of it.

00:29:37I mean, you can't get this stuff anywhere else.

00:29:39You okay?

00:29:40Yeah.

00:29:41You okay?

00:29:41Okay.

00:29:43Seriously, that's not a time.

00:29:45Yeah.

00:29:45Just, um...

00:29:47I don't know, everything's just a bit wider apart.

00:29:50I'm fine.

00:29:52Really?

00:29:54Yeah, I'm fine.

00:29:54There you go.

00:29:55Right, you're on.

00:30:14A little closer, please.

00:30:20A little closer.

00:30:25Into the light, love.

00:30:35And who are we looking at here?

00:30:37Abby Kahn.

00:30:39What are you going to do for us today, Abby?

00:30:42I'm going to sing.

00:30:44You speak up, love.

00:30:45You don't bite.

00:30:48You're going to sing?

00:30:49Hey.

00:30:50Would you mind, um, lifting up your tap for me?

00:30:54Hey, can you take off your tap?

00:30:57I want to check out those titties.

00:30:58Woo-hoo-hoo!

00:31:00Oh!

00:31:02Come on.

00:31:03Mucho pronto.

00:31:05Uh, no titties?

00:31:07She says she's here to see you.

00:31:10I gotta see those titties, though.

00:31:13Come on, girl.

00:31:15You're dank.

00:31:18Please, just sing for us.

00:31:35You can blame me, try to shame me, and still don't care.

00:31:44I'll be there for you.

00:31:50I'll be there for you.

00:31:51You can run around, even put me down.

00:31:57Still, I'll be there for you.

00:32:06The world may think I'm foolish.

00:32:13They can't see you like I can.

00:32:19Oh, but anyone, who knows what love is, will understand.

00:32:44I just feel so sorry for the ones who pity me.

00:33:02Cause they just don't know, oh, they don't know what happiness and love can be.

00:33:17I know, I know, I know, to ever let you go, always more than I could ever stand.

00:33:29Oh, but anyone, who knows what love is, will understand.

00:33:45Oh, okay, I'm going to stop you there.

00:33:48That was, without a doubt, probably the best piece of singing we've had this season.

00:34:10But I have to say, no, no, no, I have to say, actually, I'm with Wraith on this one.

00:34:21Good, though, your voice is, and it is good.

00:34:24It's not the most magical sound in the world.

00:34:27It's just good.

00:34:30I don't think anyone's really hearing it.

00:34:33Certainly not the guys in the audience.

00:34:35These looks you've got going on kind of get in the way.

00:34:39Men will want you, women will hate you.

00:34:42All the time you were on stage, I've got an old picture in you.

00:34:47In an erotic scenario, you're getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest.

00:34:57Right.

00:34:58You've got this pure beauty, seems to be a knockout figure,

00:35:03and this sort of interesting innocence going on.

00:35:06And that's something I think Wraith's erotica channels could really play with.

00:35:10Absolutely.

00:35:12That's what I thought the moment I saw you.

00:35:15The moment I'd watch.

00:35:18I don't know a man here who wouldn't.

00:35:20To be honest, some of these girls might join me.

00:35:26Get off me!

00:35:28No, Abby!

00:35:29I don't know, I don't...

00:35:30Get off me!

00:35:31No, Abby!

00:35:32I don't think that's quite right.

00:35:36You will never have to peddle a game.

00:35:40Not one minute.

00:35:42We could really work with you.

00:35:45Last year, we had singers, singers, singers.

00:35:48So many singers.

00:35:49So to be a singer, you've got to be truly exceptional.

00:35:52Yeah.

00:35:53There's just no slots left for an above-average singer.

00:35:56Not for the next few years at least.

00:35:58Charity?

00:35:59No.

00:36:00Saturation points, singer-wise.

00:36:03Listen, we said right from the start,

00:36:05we're going to go with something different this season.

00:36:07That's why he's on the panel.

00:36:10She would be a star.

00:36:13Like Alice did.

00:36:14A star.

00:36:16On his...

00:36:19Your furniture at best.

00:36:21Forget about all the shame and all that...

00:36:24We medicate against that.

00:36:26You will have pleasure forever.

00:36:29Realistically, sweetheart, it is that.

00:36:31Or the bike.

00:36:36I do.

00:36:37I don't think...

00:36:38Okay, you know what?

00:36:38This is starting to annoy me.

00:36:40Who do you think is powering that spotlight?

00:36:49Millions of people, that's who.

00:36:51All of them out there right now.

00:36:55Putting in an honest day on the bike

00:36:57while you stand in the light there generating and dither.

00:37:01You know what?

00:37:02They would give anything.

00:37:04Do anything to be where you are now.

00:37:07Am I right?

00:37:11You might cook a snoop at all that as though it's nothing.

00:37:17As though they're nothing.

00:37:19And that makes me sick.

00:37:22You know what?

00:37:25Maybe you do belong on the bike

00:37:26because you don't seem to be very willing to stip off it.

00:37:32I do want to...

00:37:34We have a decision.

00:37:35Do it!

00:37:36Do it!

00:37:52Do it!

00:37:53Do it!

00:37:55Do it!

00:37:56Do it!

00:37:57Do it!

00:38:01Do it!

00:38:02Do it!

00:38:03Do it!

00:38:05Do it!

00:38:06Do it!

00:38:07Do it!

00:38:08Do it!

00:38:09Do it!

00:38:11Do it!

00:38:17Do it!

00:38:19Do it!

00:39:25This thing about my new lifestyle, I get to meet lots of hot guys, but it treats me well.

00:39:36Oh, for Christ's sake!

00:39:40I pay for this!

00:39:42I pay for this!

00:39:45I put my arse off and you, fuck you!

00:39:50Yeah, keep waddling, pictics!

00:39:53Find the horizon and fuck off over it!

00:39:59It's a dream.

00:40:01I get to live in a beautiful place and wear lots of beautiful things.

00:40:19It's a dream.

00:40:35I get to live in a beautiful place.

00:40:47I get to live in a beautiful place.

00:40:49I get to live in a beautiful place.

00:40:50I get to live in a race, babe's reality special.

00:40:53I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.

00:40:56Millions watched her glide through the hot shot curtain of dreams to sing her heart out.

00:41:02Oh, but anyone...

00:41:05What happened next, shock them all!

00:41:09We could really work with you.

00:41:11Do we have a decision?

00:41:12Now, watch her stunning, erotic debut.

00:41:21What's up?

00:41:22Who do we have here?

00:41:25I'm Abby.

00:41:27You made it hot, shock.

00:41:29You were real impressive.

00:41:35Resam viewing.

00:41:37Resam viewing.

00:41:38No!

00:41:38Resam viewing.

00:41:39Resam viewing.

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00:41:43Resam viewing.

00:41:45Resam viewing.

00:41:46Look at you.

00:41:49All clean and shit.

00:41:56You'll see everything.

00:41:58You'll see it all.

00:42:00Yeah.

00:42:01Open your mouth.

00:42:02Open.

00:42:04Take it in.

00:42:05Take it in.

00:42:07Yeah.

00:42:10No!

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00:42:56Let's go.

00:43:22I don't know.

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00:48:06The hottest girls in the nest

00:48:14The hottest girls in the nest

00:48:27The hottest girls in the nest

00:48:39The hottest girls in the nest

00:48:48The hottest girls in the nest

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00:49:05The hottest girls in the nest

00:49:26The hottest girls in the nest

00:49:33The hottest girls in the nest

00:49:49The hottest girls in the nest

00:49:50The hottest girls in the nest

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00:51:15Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting!

00:51:21Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting!

00:51:29Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting! Sting

00:51:39Have you prepared a speech? Is that it?

00:51:43Speak!

00:51:44I haven't got a speech. I didn't plan words. I didn't even try to.

00:51:48I just knew I had to get here, to stand here, and I knew I wanted you to listen.

00:51:52To really listen, not just pull a face like you're listening, like you do the rest of the time.

00:51:56A face like you're feeling instead of processing.

00:51:58You pull a face and poke it towards this stage, and we la-dee-da,

00:52:04we sing and dance and tumble around and all you see up here.

00:52:07It's not people. You don't see people up here. It's all fodder.

00:52:11And the faker the fodder is the more you love it,

00:52:13because fake fodder is the only thing that works anymore.

00:52:15Fake fodder is all that we can stomach. Actually, not quite all.

00:52:18Real pain, real viciousness, that we can take.

00:52:21Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole and we'll laugh ourselves feral,

00:52:23because we've earned the right. We've done sell the time,

00:52:26and he's slacking the scum, so ha-ha-ha at him.

00:52:29Because we're so out of our minds with desperation, we don't know any better.

00:52:33All we know is fake fodder and buying shit.

00:52:36That's how we speak to each other, how we express ourselves as buying shit.

00:52:40Look, what? I have a dream. The peak of our dreams is a new act for our doppel.

00:52:44A hack that doesn't exist. It's not even there. We buy shit.

00:52:48It's not even there. Show us something real and free and beautiful.

00:52:51You could've, yeah? It'd break us. We're too numb for it.

00:52:55Our minds would choke. It's only so much wonder we can bear.

00:52:58That's why when you find any wonder whatsoever, you dole it out in meager portions.

00:53:02And only then, till it's augmented and packaged and pumped through 10,000 pre-assigned filters,

00:53:07till it's nothing more than a meaningless series of lights,

00:53:10while we ride day in, day out, going where?

00:53:14Powering what?

00:53:16All tiny cells and tiny screens and bigger cells and bigger screens and fuck you.

00:53:22Fuck you. That's where boys start to, is fuck you.

00:53:25Fuck you for sitting there and slowly knitting things worse.

00:53:29Fuck you and just spotlighting the sanctimonious faces and fuck, fuck, fuck you all.

00:53:34For taking the one figure I ever came close to anything, brilliant about anything.

00:53:38For losing around it and crushing it into, into a bone, into a joke.

00:53:42One more ugly joke in the kingdom of millions of them.

00:53:45Fuck you. Fuck you for happening.

00:53:49Fuck you for me, for us, for everyone. Fuck you.

00:54:15That was, without a doubt, the most heartfelt thing I've seen on this stage since HOT SHOT BEGAN!

00:54:26Yeah!

00:54:33You!

00:54:35I'm semi-articulating something we all, and I mean everyone in this hall,

00:54:42something we all agree on.

00:54:44Even though we may not comprehend all of it,

00:54:47I think I'm right in saying we do feel it.

00:54:51Even me.

00:54:53I know you've got me down as this creature.

00:54:56You know, hey, I get where you're coming from and I like your stuff.

00:55:03It's not stuff.

00:55:04It's truth.

00:55:05Am I right?

00:55:08Your truth admittedly, but truth nonetheless.

00:55:12And you're right.

00:55:14Authenticity is in woefully short supply.

00:55:19I'd like to hear you talk again.

00:55:25How so?

00:55:27With a slot on one of my streams, where you can talk just like that.

00:55:36I'd watch it with such great passion.

00:55:42He is alright.

00:55:44He's a little hot there, but that throw cutting thing, need gimmick.

00:55:48What do you say?

00:55:50Thirty minutes, twice a week?

00:55:52Two minutes, twice a week.

00:55:53Two minutes, twice a week.

00:55:56Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:00Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:02Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:03Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:04Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:05Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:06Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:07Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:08Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:10Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:12Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:13Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:14Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:16Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:17Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:19Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:21Two minutes, twice a week.

00:56:38We have with us Oliver, now Oliver was bumped to clean us six months ago, Rocky, eight and eight, and

00:56:43he hit 17 stone, and he's here today to try and beat us on BOMBAR GUN!

00:56:54Get away for a while, putting through the darkness.

00:57:02Okay, I'm going to stop you there. That was achingly terrible. You have the magnetism of a tower. I don't

00:57:10ever want to look at you again.

00:57:11I have to agree. I'm so sorry, love. You came across as fundamentally unlikable and really quite worthless.

00:57:21Right? You could fill that pussy with honey and I still wouldn't fuck it.

00:57:26I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah? Because it's my destiny and I can sing. Fuck!

00:57:36Like that, don't you Harry? Mm-hmm. Say it.

00:57:42Yeah.

00:57:4515,000 new double wardrobe options launched last week alone, which effectively translates as 15,000 new ways to kill

00:57:55time in your cell before you explore an afterlife, which doesn't exist anyway.

00:58:00But with any luck, you'll take your mind off those saddle sores, eh?

00:58:06You know, the only thing stopping me from snatching myself open right now...

00:58:11I might not die right away. And before I went, they find a way to charge my twitching half-dead

00:58:17cadaver 20,000 merits for swabbing the walls clean.

00:58:20Yeah. Anyway. Hang on in there. If you must.

00:58:32We're all in this together, they say. Yeah, right.

00:58:38Farewell forever.

00:58:42To the same time next week.

00:58:48Stream offline.

00:58:57Bye.

00:58:58Bye.

00:59:04Bye.

00:59:07Bye.

00:59:13Bye.

00:59:53You can run around, even put me down, still I'll be there for you.

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