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First broadcast 8th/15th March 1998.
A mismanaged women's soccer team in South Yorkshire, England struggles to win games. The players remain loyal to the team and one another despite their losing record. Their lives off the field involve relationships and infidelities.
James Ellis - Mr Mullen
Lesley Sharp - Theresa Mullen
Jo McInnes - Jo Mullen
Jeremy Harrison - Postman
Tracy Whitwell - Angie Gill
Marsha Thomason - Shazza Pearce
Melanie Hill - Rita Dolan
James Nesbitt - John Dolan
Tom Moore - Martin Dolan
Adele McCormack - Vicky Dolan
Tim Dantay - Dave Powell
Lorraine Ashbourne - Geraldine Powell
Gavin Abbott - Andy
Saira Todd - Gabrielle Holmes
Debra Stephenson - Diane Powell
Nicholas Gleaves - Rick Powell
Elizabeth Spriggs - Mrs Mullen
Chris Walker - Matthew Mullen
Ralph Ineson - Luke Mullen
Ricky Tomlinson - Jim Pratt
Brigit Forsyth - Francine Pratt
Richard Howard - Father Thomas
Peter Martin - Harry Laycock
John Thomson - Eddie Ryan
Debbie Biggins - Additional Team Member
Collette Cooper - Additional Team Member
Sandra Evans - Additional Team Member
Fiona Johnson - Additional Team Member
Sara Poyzer - Additional Team Member
Heather Clare Angelini - Young Diner
Tim Wylton - Mr Gill
Anne Reid - Mrs Gill
Dorian Healy - Garry McGreer
Heather Clare Angelini - Young football fan
A mismanaged women's soccer team in South Yorkshire, England struggles to win games. The players remain loyal to the team and one another despite their losing record. Their lives off the field involve relationships and infidelities.
James Ellis - Mr Mullen
Lesley Sharp - Theresa Mullen
Jo McInnes - Jo Mullen
Jeremy Harrison - Postman
Tracy Whitwell - Angie Gill
Marsha Thomason - Shazza Pearce
Melanie Hill - Rita Dolan
James Nesbitt - John Dolan
Tom Moore - Martin Dolan
Adele McCormack - Vicky Dolan
Tim Dantay - Dave Powell
Lorraine Ashbourne - Geraldine Powell
Gavin Abbott - Andy
Saira Todd - Gabrielle Holmes
Debra Stephenson - Diane Powell
Nicholas Gleaves - Rick Powell
Elizabeth Spriggs - Mrs Mullen
Chris Walker - Matthew Mullen
Ralph Ineson - Luke Mullen
Ricky Tomlinson - Jim Pratt
Brigit Forsyth - Francine Pratt
Richard Howard - Father Thomas
Peter Martin - Harry Laycock
John Thomson - Eddie Ryan
Debbie Biggins - Additional Team Member
Collette Cooper - Additional Team Member
Sandra Evans - Additional Team Member
Fiona Johnson - Additional Team Member
Sara Poyzer - Additional Team Member
Heather Clare Angelini - Young Diner
Tim Wylton - Mr Gill
Anne Reid - Mrs Gill
Dorian Healy - Garry McGreer
Heather Clare Angelini - Young football fan
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00:00:40Hey, Dad.
00:00:42Today's the day.
00:00:44It sure is, my little angel.
00:00:46Look at the state of me, eh?
00:00:48Cut the ribbons.
00:00:50Now, don't you be running too far afield today.
00:00:53Your mother and her Toretto will be needing all the help they could get.
00:00:56Hey, happy wedding day, son.
00:00:58Shh.
00:01:00Now, wait, they're the neighbors.
00:01:14Mom!
00:01:15Mom!
00:01:16I'm finna eat her.
00:01:25Morning.
00:01:27Morning.
00:01:30Morning.
00:01:31Morning.
00:01:32Morning.
00:01:33Morning.
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:36Shazza!
00:01:37Shazza!
00:01:41Wake up!
00:01:42Oh!
00:01:42And I didn't go off.
00:01:48Morning, love.
00:01:50Miss Angie Gill?
00:01:51Oh, bloody fantastic.
00:01:53Can't help it.
00:01:54I was made that way.
00:01:56Will you sign this for us, love?
00:01:58I'll do anything for you.
00:01:59Oh!
00:02:00Sex and a bacon butty, then?
00:02:03Is that streaky best back or rindless?
00:02:06There's an airmail as well.
00:02:08Cheers.
00:02:10Boyfriend?
00:02:10Ex-lover.
00:02:11Oh!
00:02:12You dumped her, then?
00:02:13No, she did.
00:02:28Come on, sleepyheads.
00:02:29Time to get up.
00:02:30We've got a wedding to go to.
00:02:31Oh!
00:02:33I drank too much last night.
00:02:35What's he doing here?
00:02:37Dinosaurs.
00:03:09You're awake, love.
00:03:14Go back to sleep, Gerald, Dave.
00:03:18You're a long time dead, Dave.
00:03:35You're welcome.
00:03:38Yeah?
00:03:40It's the early morning call.
00:03:43Gabby?
00:03:46I've gotta go home.
00:03:48I'll be at our wedding it.
00:03:52Andy!
00:03:53What?
00:03:56You've just drunk me contact lens.
00:04:10Shall I tell him come back an hour and a half?
00:04:12He can drop you off at Mullins' house and take me on to church.
00:04:15Why can't you drive?
00:04:17They've drunk too much, that's why.
00:04:19And there's no point in sobering up if there's going to be loads of booze there.
00:04:24I wish we didn't have to go. I'm knackered.
00:04:26I told you to sleep on plane.
00:04:28You can't let her down.
00:04:30Geraldine will be there, and our Dave, and our rested team.
00:04:34They'll all be there.
00:04:34All right, I've heard you.
00:04:36I'm just telling you, I'm tired. That's all I'm saying, Rick.
00:04:39I'm not going to let anybody down.
00:04:45Morning, Jo.
00:04:48What's up? Want your sleep?
00:04:51I do this every morning.
00:04:53Six mile. It's good training.
00:04:55We've got quarterfinals coming up.
00:04:57Hey, how was Tenerife?
00:05:00I'm bloody tastic.
00:05:01How was her night?
00:05:03Tell your Diane we drank Castlefield dry.
00:05:06See you at church.
00:05:08All right.
00:05:16Does this look too small? I think it's our Luke's.
00:05:19I'm in the living room.
00:05:21He looks all right to me.
00:05:23They're supposed to be snug.
00:05:25Well, he says his is too big.
00:05:26Well, tell him to come down here.
00:05:28Luke!
00:05:29She's got a load of cards.
00:05:31Hey, is there anything you want me to do before I have a bath and get me dressed?
00:05:34I don't know how these are supposed to go.
00:05:35Has anyone seen my trousers?
00:05:37Will you go and help your brothers?
00:05:38They're worse than useless, the pair of them.
00:05:40Now, take this up to our trees and tell her it's best I can do.
00:05:43And keep that bloody yound out the way!
00:05:56Oh, you look nice.
00:06:00Don't give me that.
00:06:01I look like a complete dickhead.
00:06:03Lena's have her own you on a bad day.
00:06:05I hope you've got a stand.
00:06:08All right, Martin?
00:06:10Vicky?
00:06:10Hi.
00:06:11Ow, that's bloody yop!
00:06:13Sorry.
00:06:20I've got my tits out.
00:06:21You've got fat.
00:06:22I have not.
00:06:23It's just lager that blows me up.
00:06:25We've got to the toilet.
00:06:26No, you're not.
00:06:27Matthew's in there and I'm in next.
00:06:29Bloody hell, I can't even go to the bog.
00:06:31Go downstairs and ask me mum if she'll let a seam out for you.
00:06:34I think she's still got the machine up.
00:06:39She was supposed to try it on last week, but she never turned up.
00:06:43Think your mum's going to be all right?
00:06:45God, no.
00:06:45She's been cleaning the house for a month.
00:06:48She's been making dresses since Christmas.
00:06:51If we can just get her into the car and down to the church without her thinking about it,
00:06:56I think we'll be all right.
00:06:57Cake's bloody brilliant.
00:06:59Who thought of that?
00:07:00Reet's done it for us for a wedding present.
00:07:02She's iced it and everything.
00:07:04Has your Diane got back?
00:07:05Yeah, Dave's picking them up.
00:07:06He's dropping her off here.
00:07:07And then him and Rick will go straight on to church.
00:07:11Right, are we nearly finished?
00:07:13Last one.
00:07:14And then we'll make you look bloody stunning.
00:07:17Oh, I hope you've got a trowel or a magic wand or something in there.
00:07:21Just you wait.
00:07:22By the time I finish, we'll have you already panting for England.
00:07:27Right, I'm going to leave them to cook.
00:07:28I'm going to have to get a shower.
00:07:31Hey, what's up with you?
00:07:32Oh, nothing.
00:07:33Well, what's long face for?
00:07:35Close your eyes.
00:07:36I wrote this from Janet today.
00:07:38She's met some woman in Australia and she's moving in with her.
00:07:41Seem really happy.
00:07:43Bitch, what?
00:07:43She wrote to you telling you that, did she?
00:07:45It's my own fault.
00:07:47I wanted us to still be friends.
00:07:49I asked her to write to me.
00:07:50It was my idea.
00:07:51I can't stand to think of her with anyone else.
00:07:54Well, you're too good for her, do you hear?
00:07:56You know, you'll meet someone else and you'll be happy as well.
00:07:59You can write to her, see how she likes it.
00:08:02It's just one problem.
00:08:04I still love her.
00:08:06Well, you can learn to love someone else.
00:08:08Yeah, and if it's meant to be, you'll get back with her.
00:08:11I mean, look at me and Eddie.
00:08:12We've been going out together off and on for seven years,
00:08:14but see, it all came right in the end.
00:08:18Yeah, Soda, this is your day today
00:08:21and we're going to have a bloody ball.
00:08:22No!
00:08:25I realise that my Teresa and Eddie
00:08:28have had a bit of a rocky ride,
00:08:30but sometimes it takes that
00:08:31for people to realise that they're meant for each other.
00:08:34Like me.
00:08:36and Therese's mother.
00:08:38Start again.
00:08:41First of all,
00:08:42I'd like to thank everyone for coming here today
00:08:44and for all the lovely presents.
00:08:47Me, it's killing me.
00:08:48Luke, have we any painkillers?
00:08:51Try them.
00:08:52They won't fit.
00:08:53I have to admit,
00:08:54I never thought I'd seen this day.
00:08:56I have to admit,
00:08:58I'm going to kill aspirin.
00:08:59We'll let you...
00:09:00I, I, I, I...
00:09:01I left...
00:09:01I left suitcases outside the boys' doors,
00:09:05ladders up against the...
00:09:07What's that, were you?
00:09:07I tried leaving.
00:09:08You're in your underwear.
00:09:09Is he shy or something?
00:09:10Don't say the large door.
00:09:11Oh, he's supposed to go.
00:09:13Oh, he'll be around.
00:09:14Let goes to the back.
00:09:15Steaker!
00:09:17Oh, I get it.
00:09:20John's taking the cake to the castle field.
00:09:22Will you shut up?
00:09:24Oh, didn't you want him to take it to the castle field?
00:09:27He took it at Doug.
00:09:29Oh, ha, ha, ha.
00:09:30Will somebody answer that bloody phone?
00:09:33Mathieu!
00:09:33He's gone up to church,
00:09:34I'm butting all that.
00:09:36Whoa, phone!
00:09:37Go ahead.
00:09:38I feel like one of ugly sisters.
00:09:41I'll just keep me boots on.
00:09:42No one will see them under me frock.
00:09:43You can't keep your boots on.
00:09:45I've been knocking,
00:09:46but I can't make anybody.
00:09:47Hello, how are you?
00:09:49I didn't know where to take presents.
00:09:51I am.
00:09:51Hey, you're catching up with me.
00:09:52Hey, you missed a good one last night.
00:09:54Did we get tanked up or what?
00:09:55Dad, it's Mrs Connelly.
00:09:56She wants to know when we're going to start on her drive.
00:09:58Tell her to go to hell.
00:10:00Doesn't she know you've got a daughter getting married today?
00:10:03Take your voice down more.
00:10:07Oh, well, what do you think?
00:10:21You look beautiful, Tresa.
00:10:23Do I?
00:10:24God, yes.
00:10:27Oh, I love you, Jo.
00:10:31Oh, I love you too, sis.
00:10:35Oh, don't cry.
00:10:36I'm a scar all run.
00:10:45See you.
00:10:50See you there.
00:10:55Oh, Mum.
00:11:08I'll see you down there, sis.
00:11:10Yeah.
00:11:11Get them all ship-shaped for me.
00:11:12I will.
00:11:13Don't you worry.
00:11:14Everything's going to go like a dream.
00:11:17How you doing, ma'am?
00:11:18I'm fine.
00:11:20I have to spend a penny.
00:11:28Dad?
00:11:31Just a drop to steady the nerves.
00:11:50Looks how we got kick out.
00:12:11A really big thing.
00:12:13You just say, it's time to go now, Mary.
00:12:17But I never tell her what to do.
00:12:19And it is a big thing.
00:12:21She hasn't been out of the house in eight years.
00:12:24Don't look at me.
00:12:24I'm sitting out.
00:12:26I think I'll have to have another drink.
00:12:29Right, Luke.
00:12:31It's time when we're off.
00:12:48Come on.
00:12:49It's actually just there.
00:12:52You're going to be fine, love.
00:12:56It's such a long way.
00:12:57You can do it, ma'am.
00:12:59No.
00:13:00I don't think I'm going to be able to make it.
00:13:02Of course you are.
00:13:03Our Joe and Matthew and me Auntie Kathleen and everybody's waiting for you down at church.
00:13:08No, no, no.
00:13:09You've just got to go without me.
00:13:11Ma'am.
00:13:14Get back right up to the door now.
00:13:16Van?
00:13:17How am I going to do that?
00:13:18Well, I don't know.
00:13:19Work it out.
00:13:20Come on.
00:13:43Dear Lord, above whatever did I do wrong.
00:13:53What are you frightened of, ma'am?
00:13:56Everything.
00:13:57But nothing's going to happen.
00:13:59I'm getting married, that's all.
00:14:02You do want me to get married, don't you?
00:14:04Oh, no.
00:14:05No, no, no.
00:14:06It's not that.
00:14:07Of course I want you to get married.
00:14:08You're 34.
00:14:11I mean, it's time you were married, don't you be left on shelf, and I don't want that for you.
00:14:16Besides, he's a good boy, isn't he?
00:14:20It's just that...
00:14:24What?
00:14:26I'm frightened of showing you up.
00:14:29Of letting you down.
00:14:32Of letting myself down.
00:14:34I'm frightened of things happening that I can't do anything about.
00:14:39Like what?
00:14:41It's all right.
00:14:43Come on, ma'am.
00:14:44You can do it.
00:14:47Come on.
00:14:48Yeah.
00:14:49That's it.
00:14:52Come on, ma'am.
00:14:53For me.
00:14:55For you.
00:14:56That's it.
00:14:58There you are now, dear.
00:14:59Sit down.
00:15:03Mind your head.
00:15:05You're not quite now.
00:15:06A bit normal.
00:15:06Go easy with her, Luke.
00:15:09There we go, ma'am.
00:15:11You're there now.
00:15:11I'm over there.
00:15:12You're there.
00:15:14There you are now, though.
00:15:16Well done, ma'am.
00:15:18That wasn't too bad, now, was it, though?
00:15:20Now, our look will look after you, and me and our Teresa will be down there before you know it.
00:15:26Go careful with her, Luke.
00:15:36Slowly, ma'am.
00:15:41Luke!
00:15:43Luke!
00:16:06Can you get me ball done?
00:16:08No.
00:16:09You can play with it after.
00:16:12Dad!
00:16:18And that's how I first stay in that bar I was telling you about.
00:16:21You got one?
00:16:21Ah, yeah, mate.
00:16:23Got it right across back in my shoulders.
00:16:25Yeah, I couldn't sleep for two nights.
00:16:28Now then.
00:16:29All right, John, how are you doing?
00:16:31Not so bad.
00:16:32Do you know what you're holding up at the house?
00:16:33Yeah.
00:16:34You know my brother it, don't you?
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:36We met Diane's first match, didn't we?
00:16:38Is she going to get to play next week?
00:16:39I bloody hope so.
00:16:40She's pig sick as sitting on that bench.
00:16:43Hey, what do you think?
00:16:44You're a pro.
00:16:44I don't know.
00:16:45It's a bit difficult way of being quarterfine and all that.
00:16:48Jean might not want to mess about with team.
00:16:50Jean's forgotten who the team are.
00:16:52They've got this far by themselves.
00:16:54Let's face it, they don't stand a cat in hell's chance.
00:16:57I mean, it's a fluke they've got through at the quarterfine.
00:16:59Oh, you never know.
00:17:00If they get their act together, they might just pull it off.
00:17:07I told you there was time to get the confetti, but oh no, Jim must have his own way as
00:17:11usual.
00:17:12So when it comes time to throw the confetti, I'm going to be stood there like a complete idiot.
00:17:16Oh, hello.
00:17:17Hello, Mr. Crow.
00:17:19Now, if you'd wanted a newspaper, that would have been different.
00:17:21There'd have been lots of time.
00:17:23It would have been what you're worrying about, Francine.
00:17:25I thought we were running late, love, that's all.
00:17:27Look, I'll go and get you some confetti.
00:17:28No, not now.
00:17:29They're here.
00:17:39And another thing.
00:17:40I'll call my name in on that bus.
00:17:42Do you want a flower?
00:17:43No, thank you.
00:17:45We bought it, didn't we?
00:17:46Well, it should have our name on it.
00:17:48If there were point of being sponsors, it should say provided by Pratt's.
00:17:52Hey, hey.
00:17:53Hey, hey.
00:17:55Bye.
00:17:56This is the second time.
00:17:58You know what they say, three times a bridesmaid, never a bride.
00:18:01So I just need another one.
00:18:03Oh, my God, it's not that bad.
00:18:05When you meet the right one, you'll be down the aisle that fast.
00:18:08I wouldn't all do Pratt.
00:18:09You and Dave all right?
00:18:11We're getting there.
00:18:12We're going to be hours in that church, you know.
00:18:14The cousin Steve married a Catholic did a laugh.
00:18:16Go on.
00:18:17Hiya.
00:18:19Now then.
00:18:21You look like you've had a good time.
00:18:24Don't look so bad yourself.
00:18:25You know how much to pay for that holiday?
00:18:28186 quid, that's all, for a fortnight.
00:18:30Only because it were a last-minute thing.
00:18:32I thought it was because it were a building site.
00:18:34Not where we were.
00:18:36He's got photographs.
00:18:37Looks all right to me.
00:18:39In fact, it looks bloody great.
00:18:40We should try it, Geraldine.
00:18:42I think we'll try a couple of weeks in the Seychelles, Dave.
00:18:51What have they brought Van Delt for?
00:18:53Oh, I knew somewhere to go wrong.
00:18:57There.
00:18:58He's got his name on his van, so everyone can see.
00:19:01Is he?
00:19:02Is he all right?
00:19:03Clear the doorway and get Father Thomas standing by.
00:19:05Oh, no.
00:19:06I think I need toilet.
00:19:09Oh.
00:19:10Come on inside, Ray.
00:19:13Come on.
00:19:14Come on.
00:19:14Come on.
00:19:14Come on.
00:19:15Come on.
00:19:16Come on.
00:19:17Come on.
00:19:18Come on.
00:19:19Come on.
00:19:19Come on.
00:19:19Come on.
00:19:20Come on.
00:19:20Come on.
00:19:21Come on.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:33First of all, I'd like to thank everybody for coming today.
00:19:38Well, I have to admit, there were times when I thought...
00:19:42What did I think?
00:19:43Oh, yes.
00:19:47Shut up.
00:19:48You're making me more nervous than I already am.
00:19:50You're supposed to be keeping me calm.
00:19:52I'm sorry, love.
00:19:53It's just that I'm not used to standing up and talking in front of everyone.
00:19:57You've been practicing it for over a month.
00:19:59I know.
00:20:00I'm sorry.
00:20:02I hope your mother's all right.
00:20:05She'll be fine.
00:20:06Stop worrying about her.
00:20:07We're nearly there.
00:20:09First of all, I'd like to thank everybody for coming today.
00:20:12Dad.
00:20:13Yes, love.
00:20:14Yes.
00:20:15Look, I might not get the chance to talk to you again properly today, so I'm going to tell you
00:20:20now.
00:20:21I've decided that when I get back from honeymoon, I want to tell our Joe.
00:20:25Oh, now, don't start all that.
00:20:27You'll have your mother taken poorly again.
00:20:29No, we have to do it, Dad.
00:20:31She's got to know.
00:20:32Why?
00:20:32She's all right, isn't she?
00:20:34Why go rocking the boat?
00:20:35What for?
00:20:36Because it's time.
00:20:37She needs to know.
00:20:39She's going to be 20 in a couple of months.
00:20:41She's going to find out sometime.
00:20:43I'd rather it be from me.
00:20:46I have to tell her.
00:20:51He should be here by now.
00:20:53Ring his house and make sure he's set off.
00:20:55I'll get you my phone.
00:20:56Joe!
00:20:56Have you seen what time it is?
00:20:58Well, his mum's in church.
00:20:59Why don't I just go and ask her?
00:21:01Because he doesn't live at his mum's house.
00:21:02Not all 35-year-olds are still living at home, Matthew.
00:21:05Yeah, I know.
00:21:06I just forgot.
00:21:07And anyway, I wouldn't be living at home either if I had somewhere else to live.
00:21:12That's right.
00:21:13You'll be living there.
00:21:14Oh, shite, she's here.
00:21:17Well, the blues are all there waiting for you, love.
00:21:20She's done a good job with me, Mum.
00:21:22Well, best leave well alone then, eh?
00:21:27Trust me.
00:21:28Dad knows best.
00:21:31You'll have to go around Block again.
00:21:33He's not here yet.
00:21:34Nothing to worry about.
00:21:37Did you press send?
00:21:38Yes.
00:21:39It's ringing.
00:21:41It's that nobody's answering.
00:21:42Well, someone better get round there.
00:21:44Something might have happened to him.
00:21:45Well, something will happen to him.
00:21:46If you don't come soon, I'll look and bash him.
00:21:48He'll be laid up somewhere, paralytic.
00:21:50Who went on his stag night?
00:21:51Where the bloody hell is he?
00:21:52No, I don't know.
00:21:53I'm going to ask him for that.
00:21:54Hang on a minute.
00:21:55He's here.
00:21:55Oh.
00:21:58He's not.
00:22:00He's his best man.
00:22:02He's by himself!
00:22:28The bastard's not coming, Theresa.
00:22:30What do you mean he's not coming?
00:22:32Of course he's coming.
00:22:33It's his wedding.
00:22:34He's not.
00:22:34He sent Mick with a message.
00:22:36Oh, dear God.
00:22:38I don't believe it.
00:22:40Does your mother know?
00:22:41Not yet.
00:22:43What are we going to do, Theresa?
00:22:49We're going to go to Castlefield and get plastered.
00:22:59I'm going to rip his head off.
00:23:01I'm going to break every bone in his body.
00:23:03That would a red light!
00:23:05His dick.
00:23:06He's a half.
00:23:10And then, I'm going to kill him.
00:23:32He's a toss-pop.
00:23:45Well, I can't say as I'm surprised.
00:23:47It'll be the football that's put him off.
00:23:49I mean, like I said, it's no game for a girl.
00:23:51She should be at home.
00:23:53Yeah, cooking and cleaning.
00:23:54Exactly.
00:23:55I'm doing a bit of needlework.
00:23:57When was the last time you'd done any needlework, Francine?
00:24:00I'm not talking about me, Jim.
00:24:01I'm talking about her.
00:24:03I can afford to buy new.
00:24:05I don't have to sell.
00:24:06Anyway, I've got a lot to put up with.
00:24:09I don't know another living soul who'd put up with her husband,
00:24:12sponsoring an all-girls football team.
00:24:14Men, yes.
00:24:15Now, that would be a different story.
00:24:17But people talk, Jim.
00:24:18You don't hear it, but people tell me.
00:24:20They think you're in it for something else.
00:24:23So don't go lecturing me.
00:24:26I mean, it's not as if they're any good at it.
00:24:28I mean, if they've won something, then it might be worthwhile.
00:24:32Ready, Ryan?
00:24:33Open this door.
00:24:37Kick it in.
00:24:41Fire.
00:24:42Okay.
00:24:44Curry.
00:24:45Go on!
00:24:46Go on!
00:24:47It's all right.
00:24:48Right?
00:24:48Yeah.
00:24:52We're looking for Eddie.
00:24:54Eddie Ryan.
00:25:03Eddie?
00:25:07He's near.
00:25:08Not him.
00:25:15You're too good for him, love.
00:25:21I've never felt so shun up in all my life.
00:25:25It's a disgrace.
00:25:27It's shamed the whole family.
00:25:30Well, I think what I did for that boy,
00:25:32I've cooked for him, I've treated him like my own son.
00:25:35I always made him welcome, didn't I?
00:25:37Yes, love.
00:25:38All that work.
00:25:40All that planning and sewing and matching things up.
00:25:46At all that expense,
00:25:47does he think we've got money to throw down the drain?
00:25:49Yes, love.
00:25:50I mean, no, love.
00:25:53Do you want a drink, ma'am?
00:25:54I do not.
00:25:55I want to go home.
00:25:57I mean, what are we going to do with all them presents?
00:26:01And there's your honeymoon.
00:26:02It's all booked.
00:26:03You'll lose your deposit.
00:26:07A laughingstock, that's what we're called.
00:26:09Just a bloody laughingstock.
00:26:11Don't, ma'am.
00:26:12All I wanted was to see me daughter married.
00:26:15Love, don't go upsetting yourself again, love.
00:26:18Why don't you do something, Jimmy Mullen?
00:26:19Why aren't you out there with your two sons giving him a bloody good idea?
00:26:23Because I don't want him to.
00:26:24If Eddie Ryan don't want to marry me, there's nothing I can do about it.
00:26:27I can't force him to marry me, can I?
00:26:29He's done a terrible thing and I bloody hate him for it.
00:26:32But he don't stop me loving him.
00:26:34I don't want anybody hating him.
00:26:36If anyone's going to hate him, it's going to be me.
00:26:39Do you see what he's done?
00:26:40He's turned my own daughter against me.
00:26:44Passed me back.
00:26:45No, he ain't, ma'am.
00:26:49Do you want to game football?
00:26:51Not just now, eh?
00:26:53Leave it, Sean.
00:26:56Then you can take that dress off before it spoils.
00:27:18We're looking for Eddie Ryan.
00:27:20Has anybody seen him?
00:27:40I wonder where he could have gone.
00:27:42I really see, sir.
00:27:44Don't hit me, will you?
00:27:47Ah!
00:27:51I've got dicky kidneys.
00:27:54I might die.
00:27:58Anything else, sunshine?
00:27:59Two pints of lager.
00:28:00Double rum and coke.
00:28:01Double till tab's finished.
00:28:02Single, then, and half a bitter.
00:28:04Okay.
00:28:07Theresa.
00:28:08Looks lovely.
00:28:09That was from factory shop.
00:28:11Me and Diane got one, hers is in yellow.
00:28:13It suits you.
00:28:14Damn.
00:28:18Shit.
00:28:19Bloody men.
00:28:20Do you want, Anne?
00:28:21It's all right, I've got a tray.
00:28:23Look, I'm sorry I couldn't let you know we were going.
00:28:26She just booked it and we had to go.
00:28:28I tried to ring you at work, but you said we...
00:28:30Take your voice down.
00:28:34You don't have to let me know anything.
00:28:36We had a bit of a fling and it's over, and that's all there is to it.
00:28:39Excuse me?
00:28:40Do you want to get him footy?
00:28:42Oh, er, not now, love.
00:28:47Well, I don't want it to be over, Geraldine.
00:28:49Well, it is.
00:28:50So just forget it.
00:28:51It never happened.
00:28:52Hey, don't be like that.
00:28:55I thought about it all the time when I were away.
00:28:57Why don't you get your voice down, for God's sake.
00:29:01Anything else?
00:29:02Paddle?
00:29:03No, that's it.
00:29:04Cheers, Harry.
00:29:06Well, don't I get her saying this?
00:29:07I mean, can't we just talk about it?
00:29:09Just people are looking at us.
00:29:11Well, let's find somewhere to go.
00:29:14Yeah.
00:29:19So, do you think you're going to win something this year?
00:29:21No, no.
00:29:22Keep doing lottery every week.
00:29:24I'm talking about the football.
00:29:26People put a lot into this team.
00:29:28I don't think you always appreciate it,
00:29:30but a lot of hard-earned money goes into keeping you lot going.
00:29:34Really?
00:29:35Hmm.
00:29:36I wonder what they're going to do with cake.
00:29:39I don't know.
00:29:40Eat it, I expect.
00:29:42I mean, the least he could do was ring her and let her know.
00:29:46Oh, he's just a prat, that's all.
00:29:48He's a first-class...
00:29:55...cheesy straw.
00:29:57Do you want a game of football?
00:30:01Yeah, come on.
00:30:03Hey, who's for a kickabout, then?
00:30:05Come on, Vicky.
00:30:06I'm not playing stupid football.
00:30:33Go on, Angie, get stuck in.
00:30:46Get in there, get it off there.
00:30:47Come on, don't be frightened of it.
00:30:57It's no good shouting.
00:30:59Get what you can give, for God's sake.
00:31:00Look for open space.
00:31:02You've got a real feel for that.
00:31:05For what?
00:31:05For coaching.
00:31:07Well, you're an ex-pro, you know what you're doing.
00:31:10Better, Shazza, better!
00:31:16Of course, they're going to get beaten next week.
00:31:18They've done well to get this far without a proper bloody manager.
00:31:22They had a loss last week, only Clack Eaton had two down with gastric blue.
00:31:26I thought they played well.
00:31:29Get on back, eh!
00:31:31Oh, undoubtedly talented, but...
00:31:33What do you want is someone who can get them playing as a team and get them up there in
00:31:36the National League.
00:31:39Go in on the tackle!
00:31:40All right, keep your arrow on.
00:31:42Jean's all right, but well a hat's not in it, is it?
00:31:45Between me and you, she's got more than the first year of domestic problems.
00:31:48Oh, no!
00:31:58Look, lad, card's on the table.
00:32:01I'm looking for the best bloody replacements I can get.
00:32:03And I want to know, have I found him?
00:32:26Let's hear what he has to say about it!
00:32:33Come on.
00:32:33Get off.
00:32:35Don't be...
00:32:36What if Dave misses my...
00:32:37Just for two minutes.
00:32:41Of course, you've got to have the money.
00:32:44Oh, my God.
00:32:47He turned up now.
00:32:51Cover the earth!
00:32:53Get him out of my sight.
00:32:54I'm sorry, Teresa.
00:32:55I'm really sorry.
00:32:56I told you not to hit him.
00:32:58We fell down.
00:33:01You brought shame on this whole family.
00:33:04Will you shut up, Mum?
00:33:07Well, that's a lovely thing to say to your mother.
00:33:09Did you hear that?
00:33:11Will you let go of him?
00:33:12Me and Eddie's going to have a talk.
00:33:14Oh, no, you're not.
00:33:16Jimmy Mullen, are you going to stand there looking gormless?
00:33:19Come on, Teresa.
00:33:20You're coming home with me.
00:33:21No, I'm not.
00:33:22This has got nothing to do with you, Mum.
00:33:24It's between us.
00:33:25Are you listening to this?
00:33:26Will you put him down?
00:33:28Do as she says.
00:33:30Mum?
00:33:34Right.
00:33:36I've finished with the whole damn lot of you.
00:33:38You can do what you damn well, please.
00:33:41I'm going to walk home.
00:33:43Oh, Mary.
00:33:44And you're about as much use as a wet fart.
00:33:46I haven't said nothing.
00:33:48Exactly.
00:33:50Mary.
00:33:52Mary.
00:33:54Mary.
00:34:03You can, er, use the back of rum if you like.
00:34:05Okay?
00:34:08Thanks, Harry.
00:34:18Well, Ben, bring it in.
00:34:21No, I've done that.
00:34:22Come on, look.
00:34:23Bring it round.
00:34:24Come on.
00:34:25Keep coming.
00:34:26Keep coming.
00:34:27Keep coming.
00:34:27Oh!
00:34:29Come on, look, man.
00:34:30You'll be all right.
00:34:32Come on, look.
00:34:34Come on.
00:34:37Come on.
00:34:38All right, Dad.
00:34:39Sit down.
00:34:40Now hold on as well.
00:34:42Hold on, all right?
00:34:55I just couldn't go through with it.
00:34:58It was all them people.
00:35:00Your mum, the team, everything.
00:35:03I just couldn't do it.
00:35:04Why didn't you tell me last night?
00:35:06Because I didn't know I couldn't go through with it.
00:35:09Till I...
00:35:10Till I couldn't go through with it.
00:35:12I thought I could.
00:35:13I thought everything were going to be all right.
00:35:15But when it come to setting off at church, my feet wouldn't go in that direction.
00:35:18Well, you're a liar, Eddie.
00:35:19You must have known.
00:35:20I didn't.
00:35:22I had doubts.
00:35:24Who doesn't on the wedding day?
00:35:26Me!
00:35:26I didn't have doubts.
00:35:28Oh, be honest.
00:35:29You didn't want to marry me, did you?
00:35:31Of course I did.
00:35:32I wouldn't have asked you if I didn't.
00:35:39Have you met someone else?
00:35:40No.
00:35:42Because I know I'm no oil painting.
00:35:48Look, you're a really nice watercolour.
00:35:53Look, there's nobody else, Teresa.
00:35:55I promise you.
00:35:56Oh, God, stop it.
00:36:01I can't do this.
00:36:02Oh, why not?
00:36:03Because it's not right.
00:36:05We're writing people.
00:36:06They don't even know.
00:36:07No.
00:36:08Come on.
00:36:08You want it as much as me.
00:36:11I love Dave.
00:36:15Of course you do.
00:36:17And you love Diane.
00:36:18That's right.
00:36:21It's not fair.
00:36:22We've got to stop this.
00:36:23Dave will be looking for me in a minute.
00:36:25Don't, Rick.
00:36:30Is it because of Joe?
00:36:32No, it's nothing to do with her.
00:36:34Or you.
00:36:35It's me.
00:36:36I suppose.
00:36:37I suppose I wanted it like it was in the beginning.
00:36:40What, you mean all fluttery and exciting?
00:36:43Yeah.
00:36:44Yeah.
00:36:46No, I don't, I don't know.
00:36:48Well, it can't be fluttery and exciting forever.
00:36:51Yeah, I've been thinking, though.
00:36:52What if I found somebody else that I felt fluttery and exciting with?
00:36:57And you, you, you met someone that you felt fluttery and exciting with?
00:37:01Well, we will, but we'll know that that's all it is.
00:37:04Fluttery and exciting.
00:37:06We've been going out together for seven years.
00:37:09I love you and I want to be with you.
00:37:12I know I did it wrong.
00:37:13I should have married you when you asked me two years ago.
00:37:16I shouldn't have listened to me ma'am, but she stood by me with our Joe and everything
00:37:21and I felt that I owed it to her.
00:37:23You don't owe her anything, do you?
00:37:26You were 15, you were just a kid yourself.
00:37:28You didn't know any better.
00:37:29You've got to stop punishing yourself.
00:37:31Seems like if I don't, other people do it for me.
00:37:35Who?
00:37:35Well, you, for one.
00:37:37Look, I didn't want to hurt you.
00:37:39Yeah, but you did.
00:37:41I've only wanted three things in my life.
00:37:44Joe, to play football, and you.
00:37:47You've got them all.
00:37:48No.
00:37:48No, I haven't.
00:37:49I haven't got any of them.
00:37:50Joe thinks me mam's her mam and I'm her sister.
00:37:53I look at her sometimes and I think, how could I have a daughter like that?
00:37:57So pretty, so clever.
00:37:59She's everything I'm not.
00:38:01And all I want to do is take her in my arms and hug her, but I can't because she'd
00:38:04think
00:38:04I were mad.
00:38:05Yeah, she can.
00:38:05No, and as for football, well, I'm 34.
00:38:09I mean, how much longer can I go on playing?
00:38:11And then there's you, who I love with all me heart, but you want someone fluttery and
00:38:18exciting.
00:38:18No, I don't.
00:38:19You stood me up on me wedding day and I thought I was going to die.
00:38:22Oh, God.
00:38:23I've got nothing.
00:38:25I'm sorry.
00:38:26I'm sorry.
00:38:28God, I feel like such a shit.
00:38:31I'm sorry.
00:38:31Don't cry.
00:38:33You get your dress all wet.
00:38:37Don't cry.
00:38:40Come on, let's just go away.
00:38:44Where?
00:38:45We've got a week off, haven't we?
00:38:49Yeah.
00:38:50Well, Cornwall.
00:38:51Hotel's booked, paid for.
00:38:53What, go on a mucky weekend, you mean?
00:38:55Week?
00:38:56Seven days?
00:38:58Well, and then what?
00:39:01And then, and then we'll come back home and we'll move into our new house.
00:39:06What, live together?
00:39:08Yeah.
00:39:09Yeah, why not?
00:39:10Other people do it, why not us?
00:39:12We can get married later.
00:39:14Yeah, we can just pop out.
00:39:16Yeah, just pop out one day and just do it.
00:39:19You've had the party.
00:39:21Me mum would kill me.
00:39:25Cheers.
00:39:26Cheers.
00:39:28Do you think I should knock and see if she's all right?
00:39:30Nah, I'll leave him to it.
00:39:31Bet she's giving him our time.
00:39:32Oh, I hope so.
00:39:33What if she's drawing her eyes out?
00:39:36Have you seen Rick?
00:39:37No, why?
00:39:38Where's he gone?
00:39:38I have no idea.
00:39:39He's going to walk about.
00:39:40Kill him.
00:39:41Why don't you go around back, peep it window?
00:39:43Yeah, put your mind at rest.
00:39:45What, do you think I should?
00:39:46Yeah, why not?
00:39:46Oh, come with us then.
00:39:48Yeah, they might be having a snog.
00:39:55I can't believe Jean's just going to dump us like that.
00:39:58Seems like she's got no choice.
00:40:00I know, God knows why Prats asked me.
00:40:02Because you're a natural.
00:40:04You're an ex-pro yourself and your wife's on the team.
00:40:07Them's both bloody good reasons for not doing it.
00:40:09I don't even mention it to Rita.
00:40:11Why not?
00:40:12Because when I used to play, she looked after Martin.
00:40:14Now it's my turn.
00:40:15Well, can't Vicky look after him.
00:40:16Vicky'd murder him.
00:40:17I don't know what she hates most, footballer or her brother.
00:40:19Oh, you're going to have to do it or team's going to fold.
00:40:22Everyone knows Prats got a bitch from hell breathing down his neck.
00:40:25If anyone can knock us lot into shape, you can.
00:40:29Will you take our Martin home?
00:40:31He's looking tired.
00:40:32I'm not.
00:40:32I want to stay a bit longer.
00:40:34Come on, love, don't spoil yourself.
00:40:35You've had a long day.
00:40:36Come on, son.
00:40:36Let's get your things together.
00:40:38See you, Dave.
00:40:39John.
00:40:40Gabby.
00:40:40See you.
00:40:42He always puts him to bed.
00:40:44He's a right daddy's boy.
00:40:46He's a right daddy.
00:40:48Shhh.
00:40:51Shhh.
00:40:52Shhh.
00:40:55Shhh.
00:40:56Oh, freaking hell.
00:40:57Shhh.
00:40:58Oh, my God.
00:40:59Don't.
00:41:04Joe.
00:41:05Your Teresa's leaving.
00:41:07Oh, dear.
00:41:09Someone's seen us.
00:41:11Oh, God.
00:41:13There was someone there.
00:41:14I'd like to thank you all for coming today
00:41:16and for making it so special for me.
00:41:21It might not have been my wedding day,
00:41:24but I'll remember it for the rest of my life.
00:41:27Hey, where are you going?
00:41:28On our honeymoon.
00:41:30How can you go on honeymoon if you're not married?
00:41:32It's easy. You just get on a train and go.
00:41:34We are going to get married, but not just yet, that's all.
00:41:37He wants another seven years to think about it.
00:41:39No, I don't.
00:41:41I've always wanted to marry Teresa. I've always known that.
00:41:43But I just got scared.
00:41:45I bottled out. I'm sorry.
00:41:47I'm sorry.
00:41:51Tell Mum I'm all right, will you?
00:41:55Oh, I love you.
00:41:57It's the second time you've said that to me today.
00:42:01Have a nice time.
00:42:03Thanks for being there for me.
00:42:04Yeah, what are sisters for?
00:42:14Results!
00:42:15Yeah!
00:42:21You see, now I'm stood here looking like an idiot without any confetti.
00:42:26Yeah, it's amazing how you managed to do that, Francine.
00:42:29And don't forget to come back!
00:42:31Yeah, we need you for the match next week!
00:42:36Where have you been?
00:42:38I've been talking to John and Gary. Where do you think I've been?
00:42:40No, I can't find you.
00:42:42I've just been sat in there.
00:42:44I was wondering where you've got to.
00:42:50While we're all here, I would just like to say how proud I am that we're through to the quarterfinals.
00:42:56Yeah!
00:42:58And I'm sure if we pull out all the stops, we can go all the way.
00:43:03My bastard.
00:43:04There is just one other thing, as some of you may know.
00:43:09Jean's mother died last month, and, well, she's decided to stand down.
00:43:15Now, I know what you're thinking, what a bloody awful time to pull out, but we can use this to
00:43:19our advantage.
00:43:21I mean, we've got a fantastic sponsor.
00:43:24And a brilliant captain in Geraldine.
00:43:26And I'm doing everything I can to get the best manager it's possible to get.
00:43:31Someone that's, who's going to give us a future to be proud of.
00:43:34A real pro, a born natural footballer.
00:43:37So if you lot can exert any pressure on John,
00:43:43like emotional blackmail or even physical violence,
00:43:46I'd be very, very grateful to you.
00:43:49Thank you, team. Thank you.
00:44:04I'm going to tell her when we get back, Eddie.
00:44:07I need to do it.
00:44:10I want to hold her as a mother.
00:44:17It's not good watching me watch ball!
00:44:21Oi!
00:44:23Pack it in.
00:44:24Sorry, Dad!
00:44:26You want ball, then you kicked it anywhere.
00:44:29If you want to get picked, you've got to get good.
00:44:31I am good.
00:44:33And my teachers, I am anywhere.
00:44:35Yeah, but you want to beat best, don't you?
00:44:37Yeah.
00:44:43How you doing, Rita?
00:44:44Bloody fantastic.
00:44:45How do you think?
00:44:53What have I said?
00:44:53You've dropped me right in there.
00:44:55I've had a terrible week with you.
00:44:56She hadn't spoken above two words to me.
00:45:04Why don't you go upstairs and tidy your room?
00:45:07How come it's all of me that gets in the net
00:45:09when you're falling out with John?
00:45:11How come you never get a time Martin?
00:45:13It's his bloody dad!
00:45:19They're all the same, mate.
00:45:21You've got to be really strong where women are concerned.
00:45:24I'm coming now, love.
00:45:27If you give way to them all the time, they'll lose respect for you.
00:45:31If she had her way, I'd never have sponsored the blues.
00:45:33But no, I stuck it out.
00:45:35You have a look at you now, you're terrified.
00:45:37Aye, because I know what I could lose.
00:45:39Look, lad, you know they've got potential.
00:45:42You're a pro.
00:45:43I was a pro, Jim.
00:45:45Past tense.
00:45:45Yeah, but all that knowledge, lads, you could put it to some use.
00:45:48We're in with a chance at a cup.
00:45:50I can hardly believe it myself, but we're in with a chance.
00:45:53It's took four years.
00:45:54If we don't do it now, we're never going to do it.
00:45:57John, the girls need you.
00:45:59And I need you if I'm going to carry on sponsoring the team.
00:46:01It's sweet as patch, though.
00:46:03It's her team.
00:46:04She's not happy.
00:46:04For God's sake, son, all I'm asking you to do is a bit of team coaching.
00:46:07I mean, don't tell me you're under her thumb.
00:46:10I'm on my way now, love.
00:46:12The Conservatory plays shots at five on a Saturday.
00:46:14No, 5.30, the man said, Francine.
00:46:17He said 5.30.
00:46:21God, I don't know.
00:46:22It's the sex, you see, lad.
00:46:24They've got you over a bloody battle.
00:46:26Give me a ring tonight and let me know what you've decided.
00:46:29I'm on my way now, love.
00:46:32Are you going to do it, Dad?
00:46:35Now, we don't want no fisticuffs.
00:46:38If they turn up, we just talk to them nicely.
00:46:41See if we can persuade them.
00:46:42Yeah.
00:46:44We'll tell them that the thumb's been badly.
00:46:47Dad?
00:46:48Ugh.
00:46:49Mother of God, what's happened to her?
00:46:51Blisters and I'm knackered.
00:46:52You're not going to our treasers, are you?
00:46:54We're taking presents around.
00:46:56Your mom says they've all to be sent back.
00:46:57That's up to them to decide, isn't it?
00:47:00Jo says she got a couple of cans in the fridge.
00:47:02I never did.
00:47:03Enough would have won, if you like.
00:47:04I thought you lazzies were supposed to be super fit.
00:47:07We will be when we get someone to manage us.
00:47:09Look, all I'm saying, Jim, is why bother trying to get another manager?
00:47:13Why not let the whole thing wind down naturally?
00:47:15Now, if they lose, it'll be easier.
00:47:17All round, nobody will blame you for pulling out.
00:47:20If they win, everybody will say, oh, just another season, Jim.
00:47:23You know what they're like, they'll have you dippy with it all.
00:47:26It's about time somebody else put their hand in their pocket.
00:47:33I reckon Eddie's a right randy sod, so there's no point in them dragging her home now.
00:47:37It's too late.
00:47:38They'll have been doing it all week.
00:47:39They'll have been doing it for years.
00:47:42What is this?
00:47:43Low alcohol, you're not getting pissed up after all that training.
00:47:46Do you realise if we lose this match, we've had it?
00:47:49We won't lose.
00:47:50We're playing topness ladies.
00:47:51They'll come all the way from Devon.
00:47:52They'll be shagged out.
00:47:53Yeah, but we don't even know what we're doing.
00:47:55Let's just hope John says yeah, then we might be with a chance.
00:47:58I think we'd better off without him.
00:47:59We're doing all right.
00:48:00He might start changing things.
00:48:01We need things to change, Shazza.
00:48:11Where you going, Mum?
00:48:12Out.
00:48:12Can I come?
00:48:13Do you want a lift?
00:48:14No, thanks.
00:48:15We can't carry on like this, sweet.
00:48:17I beg your pardon?
00:48:18You heard what I said.
00:48:19All right.
00:48:22Go turn the tap off, Martin.
00:48:24One listen.
00:48:25Do as you're told.
00:48:32Go on, then, if you've something to say.
00:48:34What, are you taking strips?
00:48:35Geraldine's.
00:48:36It's best she has them.
00:48:37Why?
00:48:38Because you're not going to play a fat tech manager's job, is that it?
00:48:41We've got to talk about this.
00:48:42I'm not one of your probation kids, John.
00:48:43Well, you bloody act like one sometimes.
00:48:45You know as well as I do that if anyone can get results, I can.
00:48:48And what am I supposed to do?
00:48:49Pack in and look after I'm, Martin, while you do?
00:48:50No, no, I need you and the team.
00:48:52You'll just have to come with us so Vicky can look after him.
00:48:54She won't!
00:48:55All right, you're a man, then.
00:48:57I'm not.
00:48:58I'm arguing with you about this.
00:48:59It's very simple.
00:49:00You do all the things you want to do.
00:49:02All I want.
00:49:02What do I do?
00:49:02I do nothing.
00:49:03You go away on seminars.
00:49:04That's worth it.
00:49:06I have to do them if I want to get anywhere in the probation service.
00:49:09Yeah, well.
00:49:10You're lucky you've got a career, aren't you?
00:49:12I hate to pack mine in to look after our son.
00:49:14All I've got is a piddling part-time nursing job.
00:49:16I could have been physio being here.
00:49:17And you're blaming me for that, are you?
00:49:19I've never stopped you doing anything, Rie.
00:49:21Not directly, you aren't.
00:49:23What's that supposed to mean?
00:49:25Come on, let's have it out.
00:49:28When I met you, I'd done the marriage and baby bit.
00:49:31I didn't want to go through it all again, but I did because I knew it's what you wanted!
00:49:34And it shows, Rie.
00:49:35You make it bloody obvious.
00:49:36You're talking bollocks!
00:49:37And just for the record, football was my career.
00:49:40Being a probation officer is just a job.
00:49:42Justin!
00:49:43Bleeding hell!
00:49:45Martin!
00:49:57Cheers, mate.
00:49:58Thanks all.
00:49:58Keep your chain.
00:49:59Cheers.
00:49:59Cheers.
00:50:05Well, looks like the posse out here, then.
00:50:07They'll be coming, don't worry.
00:50:09Yeah, well, they'll have to get in first.
00:50:11Hey, and I'm not frightened of your family, Theresa Mullen.
00:50:17Hey, come here, you.
00:50:24I love you.
00:50:26Oh, what are you doing?
00:50:28I'm carrying you over the threshold.
00:50:30But we're not even married!
00:50:33That's right, you're not.
00:50:35The whole community knows you left my daughter standing at the altar, Eddie Ryan.
00:50:39I don't believe this.
00:50:41How did she get in here?
00:50:42You gave me a key, remember?
00:50:43To bring the presents back.
00:50:45Well, we've brought them.
00:50:46You've got a fantastic toilet.
00:50:48Your mother wants to see the pair of you.
00:50:50Well, we're not going, are we, Eddie?
00:50:53Well, maybe we should just pop and say hello, eh?
00:50:58Eddie!
00:50:59Eddie!
00:51:04You gave up football because you got a knee that was shot to buggery.
00:51:06You wanted to retrain.
00:51:08You said you'd always fancied being a probation officer, so don't go letting that one on me.
00:51:11I could have retrained at any time, you don't understand.
00:51:13I were good then.
00:51:14I were up and coming, I had it in me.
00:51:15I could have gone right to top.
00:51:17You were a grown man, John.
00:51:18You made your old mind up.
00:51:19Let's be honest about this.
00:51:21Let's not get carried away.
00:51:22You weren't reserved, that's all.
00:51:31Sorry, ma'am.
00:51:34It's not your fault, love.
00:51:39Rita!
00:51:41Do not walk away from me!
00:51:43Rita!
00:51:45Four years you've been pumping money into that team and where's it got you?
00:51:48Oh, no, this is much too small.
00:51:50I call that a glorified greenhouse.
00:51:52Right, well, if you just follow me.
00:51:53I don't sponsor them to get anything.
00:51:55It's the blues this, the blues that.
00:51:56I wouldn't care, but they don't even appreciate it.
00:51:58I've yet to hear anyone say thank you.
00:52:01Happened if I spat and swore and ran around kicking balls, you'd want to be with me.
00:52:05You kicked plenty of balls, Francine.
00:52:07Oh!
00:52:09Now.
00:52:12Come on, me.
00:52:13Let's not blow this up into a big thing.
00:52:14If it bothers you that much, I'll tell them the answer's no.
00:52:17Yeah.
00:52:17Make me feel bad, bugger.
00:52:19All I want is to play football occasionally.
00:52:22I don't want my husband looking over me, telling me what to do.
00:52:25It's about space, John.
00:52:26I want some space in me life.
00:52:27When do I ever tell you what to do?
00:52:29This has got nothing to do with space.
00:52:30I know what this is about.
00:52:31Go on then, clever dick.
00:52:32Enlighten me.
00:52:33You don't want me near those women and that's the bottom line.
00:52:36You're talking out at back of your head.
00:52:38Am I?
00:52:39Then why is it you never invite me to match-ups at pub?
00:52:42How come I always have to ask?
00:52:43Last week at Theresa's wedding, you kept giving me dirty looks every time I talked to any of team.
00:52:46Because you weren't talking to him.
00:52:49You were coming on to him.
00:52:50That's why.
00:52:51You're sick in the head.
00:52:52Do you know that, Rita?
00:52:52You need to see someone, honest to God.
00:52:54No, no.
00:52:55It's you that's sick in head.
00:52:58Do you think I'm blind or stupid or something?
00:53:00Do you want to look at yourself sometime?
00:53:02You can't even have a conversation with your woman.
00:53:04What we are, we have to flirt with him.
00:53:06God knows what you like when I'm not there.
00:53:09That is the biggest load of bollocks I've heard this year.
00:53:12I don't know why you can stand here and say that.
00:53:13Because it's truth!
00:53:16I've never so much as looked at another woman since the day we were married.
00:53:19Bloody hell, I wish I had this exciting life you think I lead.
00:53:22I'm not some teenager trying to get me hand away.
00:53:25I'm a dull 34-year-old.
00:53:27That looks all right to me, lad.
00:53:49Well, if it's up to him, I'll get the franchise.
00:53:53He'd like the garage and the position.
00:53:58So, if I call around Monday, we could run through some figures.
00:54:01Great.
00:54:02Okay, see you then.
00:54:03Bye.
00:54:04You need a five-barrel deadlock on that door.
00:54:06And a surveillance camera in your forecourt.
00:54:08I'll quote your price, if you like.
00:54:10When I want extra security, I'll buy a Rottweiler.
00:54:12What do you want?
00:54:14I was doing a job right corner, so I thought I'd come and see you.
00:54:19How come you're always busy when I ring?
00:54:22Because I am busy, and I don't want you ringing me here.
00:54:25Is it better I ring you at home, then?
00:54:27It's better if you don't ring me anywhere.
00:54:30So?
00:54:32Well, everything's all right between you and Dave now, is it?
00:54:34None of your business.
00:54:35He's me brother.
00:54:36I'm concerned.
00:54:37Piss off, Rick.
00:54:40Well, I don't understand why you don't just give him a job here.
00:54:43You know that I've tried.
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46Because then he wouldn't have to drive that bloody taxi all day.
00:54:49And then he'd have loads more energy to look after his sexually demanding wife.
00:54:52God, I'm not sexually...
00:54:54Oh, God, I wish I'd never told you now.
00:54:56You told me because you wanted me to know.
00:54:58I thought you could help.
00:54:59I have.
00:55:01Oh, God.
00:55:02Not like that.
00:55:03Look.
00:55:04If Dave found out you and me had...
00:55:06Well, that'd be the end of it.
00:55:08If we stop now, nobody'll get hurt.
00:55:11I will.
00:55:11It'll hurt me.
00:55:12And if we carry on, we'll end up in a right mess.
00:55:14We'll end up hurting everybody.
00:55:16Why?
00:55:16If nobody finds out?
00:55:17But they will find out.
00:55:18Somebody's already seen us.
00:55:20Every time the phone goes, I nearly jump out of my skin.
00:55:23You're paranoid.
00:55:23I saw her.
00:55:24Who?
00:55:26I don't know who.
00:55:27I just saw a flash of a dress.
00:55:30That counts Dave, though.
00:55:31Mind you...
00:55:32I'm serious.
00:55:33It could have been Diane.
00:55:35You know, your wife, my sister-in-law.
00:55:39She was wearing a blue bridesmaid dress, maybe.
00:55:41It were her looking around the corner.
00:55:42Have you ever thought of that?
00:55:44There were nine other bridesmaids.
00:55:46It could have been any one of them.
00:55:48I reckon you'd look good on this desk.
00:55:50I reckon you'd look good on hospital bed.
00:55:52You love a fight, don't you?
00:55:55And guess what?
00:55:57This blind shuts just like that.
00:56:17What were that for?
00:56:19Haven't you ever heard of foreplay?
00:56:22It's a sin, whichever way you look at it.
00:56:25Don't you think I've had enough to put up with over the years?
00:56:27And what sort of example are you setting for our Jo?
00:56:30She's 19.
00:56:32Do you want her running off with some young tearaway who's got a scratchy one's itching?
00:56:35Itched at once scratching?
00:56:37Don't interrupt.
00:56:38I'm not a tearaway, though, Mrs. Moore.
00:56:39And you can keep your mouth shut, you're philandering good for nothing.
00:56:41Mother, will you not talk to Eddie like that?
00:56:43You've done nothing wrong.
00:56:45Done nothing wrong.
00:56:50We'll get married when we want to.
00:56:53Not when you say.
00:56:55When we're both sure it's what we want.
00:56:57Dear Lord in heaven, will you close your ears till she doesn't know what she's saying?
00:57:02I've brought up four bairns, and not one of them's given me the grief that you have, Teresa Mullen.
00:57:07Shh, I'm lifting at the bench.
00:57:08I didn't know they were pinching things.
00:57:10He did with Mr. Slack not to phone the police.
00:57:12I begged him.
00:57:13And then you come home pregnant, at 15, to a man twice your age, with a wife and daughter of
00:57:20his own,
00:57:20and you don't even tell us who it is.
00:57:22Keep your voice down, Mother.
00:57:23But, again, your father and me are there to bail you out so that you might have some sort of
00:57:28decent life.
00:57:29I could have looked after her myself.
00:57:31Mother of God, you were 15.
00:57:33I just suppose you'd have done that.
00:57:34You had no money.
00:57:36They'd have taken the baby off you, and you'd never have seen her again.
00:57:39Or they'd put you in one of them homes for unmarried mothers.
00:57:41That would have been better than feeling the way I have.
00:57:43Did you hear that, Mother?
00:57:45Did you hear what your daughter just said?
00:57:47Steady on, Teresa.
00:57:48Your mother only didn't...
00:57:49Do you know, you used to make me feel bad every time I picked her up.
00:57:52Oh, did I?
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:53You used to say, don't keep on picking her up, she'll smell the milk.
00:57:56I never said that.
00:57:58Will you listen to me for a change?
00:58:00I used to cry myself to sleep because I was longing to hold her.
00:58:05I wanted her caught in my room, next to me.
00:58:08I used to wake up every night, waiting for her first whimper coming from your room.
00:58:14And me breasts were that full, they'd be aching.
00:58:17And I'd lay there listening to you trying to comfort her while me dad were downstairs making up my bottle.
00:58:24I wanted her to be laid in my arms when Father Thomas christened her.
00:58:29But, you know, I said nothing.
00:58:32I just stood there.
00:58:34Watching my, my, my baby.
00:58:38Looking into your face.
00:58:40Your eyes.
00:58:48Get out.
00:58:50Go on.
00:58:51Leave me alone.
00:58:53I can see now that you hate me.
00:58:57No.
00:58:57I don't hate you, ma'am.
00:58:59It's just that I've got to do things my way this time.
00:59:03I've done the best I can for you and Joe.
00:59:06It's not easy bringing up a bear when you're pushing 40.
00:59:09But you do what you can for your children when they're in trouble.
00:59:13And this is the gratitude I get.
00:59:16I don't want to upset you, ma'am.
00:59:18But it's...
00:59:18Upset me.
00:59:20Oh, you've not upset me.
00:59:23You've broken my heart.
00:59:24That's what you've done.
00:59:26You've broken my heart.
00:59:29Get out.
00:59:30I never want to see you again.
00:59:47I've been round to Geraldine's, but there's no one there.
00:59:49That's why I come here.
00:59:51I can't understand it.
00:59:52She usually brings strips to match, so maybe she's dropped them off at Clubhouse.
00:59:56Have you decided if you're going to take job then?
00:59:58I don't know.
00:59:59There's a lot to think about.
01:00:01Hey, Teresa might know where she is.
01:00:04What's the matter?
01:00:05I've had enough.
01:00:07I'm bloody finished with this family.
01:00:10Hey, do you fancy kicking hell out of a football?
01:00:12No.
01:00:13I fancy getting pissed out of me brain.
01:00:18Oh.
01:00:20Oh.
01:00:36Oh, shit.
01:00:38Who is it?
01:00:40Oh, God.
01:00:41It's Rita.
01:00:43Where is your van parked?
01:00:45The front.
01:00:46Oh, the front.
01:00:48Oh, God.
01:00:49Oh.
01:00:49Why don't you just broadcast the bloody thing?
01:00:52Is anybody there?
01:00:53I have to go and talk to her in case she goes back to the house.
01:00:56What's she going to say?
01:00:57I saw you all Rick's van parked at Geraldine's garage.
01:00:59I expect she's after buying a new car, isn't she?
01:01:02And she's taking him on her test drive.
01:01:05No.
01:01:06She's going to say,
01:01:07I saw you all Rick's van at Geraldine's garage.
01:01:09I expect they were shagging themselves stupid like they were last week at Teresa's wedding.
01:01:14Oh, God.
01:01:14It could have been her.
01:01:24Rita!
01:01:29Hiya.
01:01:30I thought I heard someone.
01:01:32I was just in the back doing some stock checks with clothes early on a Saturday.
01:01:36Is everything all right?
01:01:39Not really.
01:01:41I brought strips because I might not be playing tomorrow.
01:01:44Why not?
01:01:46Are you and Dave happy?
01:01:49Well, that depends what you call happy.
01:01:52You know, don't you?
01:01:55Know what?
01:01:57Has he said yes to Pratt?
01:02:05I'm taking her for a drink.
01:02:08God knows what's going on there.
01:02:09She's talking about packing the team in.
01:02:11Great.
01:02:12Diane will get to play.
01:02:14You really are something else.
01:02:17What do you mean?
01:02:18You don't care about what we've just done, do you?
01:02:21It means absolutely nothing to you, doesn't it?
01:02:24I wouldn't say that.
01:02:25I enjoyed it.
01:02:27That was the last time, Rick.
01:02:29Do you understand?
01:02:30Why?
01:02:30What have I said?
01:02:31Don't ring me and don't call round here again.
01:02:33Just get on with your life and let me get on with mine.
01:02:35You bloody schizoid, you.
01:02:37Do you know that?
01:02:37Yeah, and you're a first-class bastard.
01:02:41Give me five minutes to get round the corner,
01:02:43then drop the match before you leave.
01:03:08I don't mind.
01:03:14It's like she's trying to punish me for what happened when I was 15 because I
01:03:16wouldn't tell her who Joe's father was. But you can see what she's like. She'd
01:03:20have ruined his life. No, you were a bastard and he deserved it. No he wasn't.
01:03:25You didn't know him like I did. He really loved me. Look, it's all my fault I
01:03:29ballsed it up last week. I should have had the bottle to go through with the
01:03:32wedding. I'm gonna go and help our Joe with the drinks.
01:03:43Right, excuse me everyone. This one's for Teresa and Eddie. And especially for Eddie. Just to remind him where to
01:03:49put it.
01:03:50With love I know I want cause third finger left hand is where he plays the wedding man.
01:04:01Look at yours.
01:04:04Should have told me ma'am we got married in Como.
01:04:08Ah yeah, but then you'd be in even bigger trouble for lines.
01:04:10Yeah, well sometimes people force you into telling lies. Well, not telling the truth anyway.
01:04:18You're best off saying nothing.
01:04:20Yeah, but what if it were the truth?
01:04:23Ah, then you should say. Tell her. It's no good hiding things from people. What's the point of that? It's
01:04:28your life, isn't it?
01:04:31Hiya. I didn't expect to see you in here.
01:04:34Yeah.
01:04:35When did you get back?
01:04:36This afternoon. All right, Ruth.
01:04:37Great.
01:04:38How you doing, Joe? All right.
01:04:39All right, see you later.
01:04:42Rita?
01:04:56Rita?
01:05:08Rita?
01:05:25I wish to God I didn't feel like this.
01:05:29Sometimes I wish he were ugly. I think I'd feel better.
01:05:32In me heart, I know he loves me.
01:05:35But I just have to see him with another woman and something happens.
01:05:39I just flip.
01:05:40It's like this other person takes over. I can't seem to control it.
01:05:44But he's married to you.
01:05:46It means nothing, that.
01:05:47I was married to Vicky's dad for ten years when he left me for some whore he met in pub.
01:05:52Your John's not like that.
01:05:53I didn't think Vicky's dad were like that either.
01:05:56You only have to look at him to know he's potty about me.
01:06:01Do you think so?
01:06:02I know so.
01:06:05I keep thinking.
01:06:07They're your teammates.
01:06:08Nobody's gonna take him off you.
01:06:10Nobody'd do that.
01:06:11That's right.
01:06:13And anyway, you're always gonna be there.
01:06:15He'd be a great manager for us.
01:06:17He could make the difference.
01:06:18We could win the cup.
01:06:21I don't know what's up with me.
01:06:24Do you ever feel like this about Dave?
01:06:26No, not really.
01:06:28I think to myself if he's gonna do it, he'll do it anyway.
01:06:31So there's no point in worrying about it.
01:06:33Sometimes I wish he would.
01:06:34You don't.
01:06:35I do.
01:06:36I think it might make me want him more.
01:06:38It might spark up the marriage a bit.
01:06:40It'll bloody kill you.
01:06:42I know.
01:06:43I've been there.
01:06:44I lost two stone and my hair fell out.
01:06:48I just wish I didn't need it as much.
01:06:50But you've got him.
01:06:52But for how long though?
01:06:55Come here.
01:07:00And now we're dedicated to a castle for your blues.
01:07:03And we're gonna bloody survive no matter what.
01:07:05Come on you blues.
01:07:07Come on you blues.
01:07:09Come on you blues.
01:07:10Come on you blues.
01:07:12Come on you blues.
01:07:13Come on you blues.
01:07:14Come on you blues.
01:07:14Is there much damage inside?
01:07:16I couldn't really see through the window.
01:07:18I tried the door and then I went to the phone box.
01:07:21And now for a word from our sponsor.
01:07:52All right Mr. P.
01:07:53I got a cop up for once.
01:07:54Who in God's name would do that?
01:07:56Who?
01:07:57People who are sick in the head.
01:07:58That's who.
01:07:59This is gonna cost a small fortune to repaint luck.
01:08:02I can't justify spending all this money.
01:08:04What's through there?
01:08:05The showers.
01:08:06No doubt they've shit in the bath again.
01:08:13He's gonna pull out for definite now.
01:08:15No point in playing tomorrow.
01:08:17Unless you win.
01:08:18We're hardly gonna win.
01:08:20We haven't trained for nearly two weeks.
01:08:22We haven't even got a manager have we?
01:08:29Money, money, money.
01:08:31Must be money.
01:08:33In a rich man's world.
01:08:37Money, money, money.
01:08:40Always money.
01:08:41Oh my God.
01:08:42Look at the state of hell.
01:08:43Hey.
01:08:44We've got a big game coming up.
01:08:45They're all pissed up to the eyeballs.
01:08:48What are you doing?
01:08:49I've got to go.
01:08:50I'm doing ten to six.
01:08:51You're off your edge, you.
01:08:52You've only had 20 minutes sleep.
01:08:53No, who needs sleep?
01:08:54In a rich man's world.
01:08:58Dale.
01:08:59She brought her handcuffs.
01:09:01Whatever turns you on, Harry.
01:09:04What do you like to you?
01:09:05A bunch of lark.
01:09:06You better give these a drink.
01:09:20Bastard!
01:09:28There were no need for that, Ray.
01:09:30Where's kids?
01:09:30Vicky and her kid.
01:09:33She's 17, then.
01:09:34She's at home looking after Arne Martin
01:09:35while I've been out looking for you.
01:09:36You needed Juliet Bravo and Arthur Daly here
01:09:39to help you, did you?
01:09:40How much more can you explain?
01:09:41No, it's all right.
01:09:41You don't need to explain.
01:09:45You can think what you like, Ray.
01:09:48I'm past caring.
01:09:49Past caring?
01:09:51You never even started.
01:09:53Didn't I?
01:09:56Well, in that case, I'll take that manager's job
01:09:58if it's still on offer, Jim.
01:10:14I suppose it calls for a celebration, eh?
01:10:18Another pint of lager, John?
01:10:24I suppose it calls for a celebration, eh?
01:10:30Another pint of lager, John?
01:10:36I suppose it's still on offer.
01:10:37If you want to dump your things in the spare room,
01:10:40it's upstairs.
01:10:41First door on the left.
01:10:42Right, all right.
01:10:48You should get some franchise.
01:10:49She'll have to expand, but...
01:10:51Hello, love.
01:10:51We were just talking about you.
01:10:53Oh, saying something nice, I hope.
01:10:55We always say nice things about you, Geraldine.
01:10:57Where have you been, love?
01:10:58Oh, I've just had a load of crap to deal with at work, that's all.
01:11:01I've heard about John taking job.
01:11:03Looks like I might get to play tomorrow.
01:11:05Who told you?
01:11:06He rang about fifteen minutes ago.
01:11:09He wants you down at the grounds tomorrow at ten.
01:11:11Ten?
01:11:12Kick off's not till two.
01:11:14I bet he's gonna put us through his paces.
01:11:16He sounded dead into it.
01:11:18Hiya.
01:11:19I didn't know you were there.
01:11:20Rita's staying here tonight.
01:11:22Fine.
01:11:22Fine.
01:11:23No problem.
01:11:45Hello, white cabs.
01:11:48What time?
01:11:51And what's the name?
01:11:54And where are you?
01:11:57And where are you going?
01:11:59All right, it'll be ten minutes.
01:12:03Anyone near city centre, Pickford Straps Nightclub going to Newbury Lane?
01:12:07Okay, you've got the job, 112.
01:12:11Hello, white cabs.
01:12:15Oh, piss off, you pervert.
01:12:19Who was that?
01:12:21Someone with a dick for a brain.
01:12:22They usually ring about this time.
01:12:24Can I have a chip?
01:12:25For you?
01:12:27It's our Joe centre.
01:12:30Aw, cheers!
01:12:37We should keep that door locked.
01:12:39I mean, anybody could just walk in here.
01:12:42And do what?
01:12:45Well...
01:12:49Do you want one?
01:12:51What?
01:12:52A chip.
01:12:53Open wide.
01:12:56Yeah, you've got loads of fillings, haven't you?
01:12:58I ain't got any luck.
01:13:01Are you all right?
01:13:02Do you want to sleep in me lag?
01:13:04No, no.
01:13:05It's all right, I'm...
01:13:08Best be getting up.
01:13:11Oh.
01:13:12Drop locks then.
01:13:14Right, well tell your Joe I pay back when I'm rich and famous.
01:13:17Yeah, all right.
01:13:39Are you all right?
01:13:42It feels funny.
01:13:45What does?
01:13:46Us sleeping together here in Castlefield.
01:13:49It's all right in Cornwall because it was like we were on our honeymoon.
01:13:57Do you want to go back to your mam's?
01:14:01No.
01:14:02Yeah.
01:14:05Do you want me to try and talk to her?
01:14:09No.
01:14:13Do you want to get married?
01:14:20Yeah.
01:14:27Yeah.
01:14:35Hello?
01:14:36Martin, are you all right, love?
01:14:38This man's fine, don't worry.
01:14:40It's me man.
01:14:41Who was it here?
01:14:42She doesn't want to talk to you.
01:14:45Where are you, Rita?
01:14:47Talk to me, Rita.
01:14:49Will you put our Martin back on, please?
01:14:50We have to talk about this.
01:14:53Just put the bloody phone down.
01:14:57So is that it?
01:14:58You're just going to pack in, are you?
01:15:00Eh?
01:15:02You're cutting off your nose to spite your face.
01:15:05That's my problem.
01:15:08He's not having a fling with Gabs, I promise you.
01:15:12She's got that many men on the go, she don't know what day it is.
01:15:15He fancies her.
01:15:16So what if he does?
01:15:17He's not the sort to do anything about it.
01:15:19Well, we all fancy people, Rita.
01:15:21I don't fancy anyone but John.
01:15:23Well, you're lucky.
01:15:24Stick with him then.
01:15:25Don't walk away from him.
01:15:30Hey.
01:15:31All right?
01:15:32How are you?
01:15:33Hey, that's the same chips of lager last night.
01:15:35What chips of lager?
01:15:36Them your Luke brought us.
01:15:37Now to do with me.
01:15:38What?
01:15:39Hey, hey!
01:15:40Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:15:42Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:15:42Oh!
01:15:43Woo!
01:15:52Bloody hell.
01:15:54Take it.
01:15:55How original.
01:16:12Right.
01:16:16Thanks for coming along this morning.
01:16:18I see you're all wearing your training gear
01:16:20but I want you to save your energy for a match.
01:16:24I want it you're all here
01:16:25because I think I've got something worth saying.
01:16:27Go on then, go on with it.
01:16:30As from now,
01:16:32I'm your manager.
01:16:33You'll do as I say or you don't play.
01:16:37We train twice a week.
01:16:39Tuesday evenings
01:16:41at six
01:16:43Saturday mornings
01:16:44at ten o'clock.
01:16:46I don't want any bullshit
01:16:47about you being ill or late.
01:16:50If you're well enough to play, you're well enough to train.
01:16:53You've all had it easy
01:16:54up to now.
01:16:55You could wrap Jean round your little finger.
01:16:58Me and you's gonna have a different
01:16:59going on.
01:17:01We're gonna have a love-hate relationship.
01:17:03You're gonna hate me 95% of the time
01:17:06and love me for five.
01:17:09Hiya.
01:17:10Thanks for joining us, Geraldine, but you're late.
01:17:15It's all right.
01:17:16Don't apologise to me.
01:17:17It's your team you're letting down.
01:17:19Yeah, well, I was just trying to
01:17:21talk your wife into going back home
01:17:22if you must know.
01:17:28That's another thing
01:17:29why we're on the subject.
01:17:30I don't care what's going on
01:17:31in your personal life.
01:17:32You don't bring it to training sessions.
01:17:34You don't bring it to game.
01:17:41Diane, you'll be playing left wing.
01:17:44Hey.
01:17:45Jo, you'll take Rita's position up front.
01:17:46What about Rita?
01:17:47Shh.
01:17:51Right, what I want to know is
01:17:53who in this room
01:17:55wants to win.
01:17:56Well, I do, yeah.
01:18:01Good.
01:18:03Because I can see us all now
01:18:06sat in Castlefield
01:18:07with champagne bottle out
01:18:09and that big shiny cup
01:18:10in the middle of table.
01:18:11Yeah.
01:18:12Sharon will be there
01:18:12putting back the pints
01:18:13like there's no tomorrow.
01:18:14But it smiles on his faces
01:18:16like Cheshire Cat's
01:18:17and we'll be glowing inside
01:18:19because we'll feel
01:18:19like bloody champions.
01:18:21Yay!
01:18:23There's just one thing
01:18:24standing in the way.
01:18:28You're going to lose this match.
01:18:29No, no, no, no.
01:18:31Because you don't want it enough,
01:18:32that's why.
01:18:33Because if you did, Gabby,
01:18:34you wouldn't let that ball go,
01:18:36isn't it?
01:18:36You'd die for it.
01:18:37Your feet would be
01:18:38a mile off the pitch
01:18:39not glued to it
01:18:40like it were last time
01:18:41I watched you play.
01:18:41Excuse me, I nearly...
01:18:43I'm not saying this
01:18:43for a good of me,
01:18:44also, bloody listen!
01:18:49And you, Sharon?
01:18:50How did I know
01:18:51you were going to pick on me?
01:18:52I'm not picking on you.
01:18:54I'm giving you advice.
01:18:55You're good at getting ball
01:18:57but you kick the bloody thing
01:18:58anyway.
01:18:58Put your foot on it.
01:19:00Look up.
01:19:02Look for someone to pass to.
01:19:04Teresa, remember,
01:19:06you're the heart of the team.
01:19:08The engine room.
01:19:10You've got to call the shots.
01:19:13You've got to get your foot in there, Joe.
01:19:15Win the ball off her.
01:19:16She's your opposition,
01:19:17not your running partner.
01:19:18That ball's yours.
01:19:20Because it belongs to you.
01:19:25Geraldine,
01:19:26don't hang back for your mates.
01:19:27If you've got half a chance,
01:19:29have a go.
01:19:30If you get ten shots,
01:19:32you'll get two in the net.
01:19:33If you get twenty shots,
01:19:34you'll get four in the net.
01:19:36The more shots you get,
01:19:37the more chances you've got
01:19:38of scoring a goal.
01:19:40Winners
01:19:42aren't only fit in their body.
01:19:46They're fit in their brain.
01:19:49Get it into your heads
01:19:51that you're going to beat
01:19:52the crap out of them.
01:19:54Love it.
01:19:55See yourselves
01:19:56grabbing hold of the game.
01:19:58You're ten times better than that,
01:20:00I'm telling you.
01:20:01Because that's what you are.
01:20:03You're the best.
01:20:05You're winners.
01:20:32You're the best.
01:20:36We keep Nora.
01:20:37They are built like brick shithouses.
01:20:40Don't fancy yours much.
01:20:47Keep your eyes.
01:20:49Tens.
01:20:49Come on, Shaz.
01:20:51Show them.
01:20:53Show them.
01:20:54Have a good game, ladies.
01:20:55Enjoy.
01:20:55Okay.
01:21:00Come on.
01:21:01Come on.
01:21:05Come on, Joe.
01:21:07Come on, you blues.
01:21:11Come on, you blues.
01:21:14Shaz.
01:21:15Come on, Shaz.
01:21:18Come on, Shaz.
01:21:36Come on, Shaz.
01:21:37Come on, Shaz.
01:21:39Come on, Shaz.
01:21:40Come on, Shaz.
01:21:41Come on, Shaz.
01:21:42Come on, Shaz.
01:21:44Come on, Shaz.
01:21:45Come on, Shaz.
01:21:46Come on, Shaz.
01:21:50Come on, Shaz.
01:21:55Come on, Shaz.
01:21:59Come on, Shaz.
01:22:00Come on, Shaz.
01:22:02Come on, Shaz.
01:22:04Come on, Shaz.
01:22:05Come on, Shaz.
01:22:05Started it.
01:22:06They started it.
01:22:08It's the sort of thing I'd expect our Martin to say.
01:22:15I were ashamed to be associated with you.
01:22:21I've put my marriage on the line for this team.
01:22:24And I'm telling you straight, if you don't win today, I'm walking away.
01:22:26And Pratt's going to walk away. You're going to be on your own.
01:22:30You've got the talent.
01:22:32Use it.
01:22:33Or get the hell out of women's football.
01:22:37And stop putting your sex to shame.
01:22:57You didn't play then?
01:22:58That's right.
01:23:00Where's our Martin?
01:23:02He's going go-kart racing with Owen.
01:23:05I've cleaned oven.
01:23:07Thanks.
01:23:09And me bedroom.
01:23:10I've sorted me clothes out.
01:23:15John was dead upset, you know.
01:23:19He couldn't eat his breakfast this morning.
01:23:21Don't you start taking his side, Dad.
01:23:23I'm not taking sides.
01:23:24I just don't understand what he's done wrong.
01:23:26You know I bloody hate football.
01:23:28But all he's doing is a bit of coaching and it's your team, ma'am.
01:23:31He's trying to help you.
01:23:33Tell me, what's he done wrong?
01:23:34Nothing.
01:23:35But he will do.
01:23:36You can't do this, ma'am.
01:23:39Do what?
01:23:40Make John pay for me dad's mistakes.
01:23:45Come on, Joe.
01:23:48Come on, Joe.
01:23:50Come on, Blues.
01:23:53Square it.
01:23:54Square it.
01:23:55Come on, Shazza.
01:23:56Come on, Shazza.
01:24:01Come on, Shazza.
01:24:03Yes.
01:24:06Give it.
01:24:07Come on.
01:24:09Come on, Shazza.
01:24:13Move, Shazza, it's out to us.
01:24:16Get out of here.
01:24:20First match of space.
01:24:21Come on.
01:24:24That's it, children.
01:24:25Get it down there.
01:24:28Shazza, it's number 10.
01:24:31Track back we are.
01:24:33Talk to her, Joe.
01:24:34She's looking for you.
01:24:35Go on, Shazza.
01:24:36Go on.
01:24:41Oh, my God, they're playing better this afternoon.
01:24:43Come on.
01:24:44Still haven't had enough to go.
01:24:46Did you get that stuff I asked you for?
01:24:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:24:48It's in the changing room.
01:24:49Look at her going.
01:24:50Go, Joe.
01:24:51Go, Joe.
01:24:51Come on.
01:24:52Give it.
01:24:52Come on.
01:24:57Come on.
01:24:58Come on.
01:24:59Come on, guys.
01:25:01Come on, guys.
01:25:02Come on, guys.
01:25:05Come on, guys.
01:25:06Come on, guys.
01:25:07Come on.
01:25:10Come on.
01:25:11Come on, guys.
01:25:12Come on, guys.
01:25:14Come on.
01:25:14Come on, guys.
01:25:30Cheers, cheers.
01:25:33We played well.
01:25:34We played well.
01:25:34We played all right.
01:25:35no I mean we were there for each other. you and me playing up front. better than
01:25:39behind your back. Jo. you saw me with Rick didn't you?
01:25:49up there Jo. yes. Geraldine. don't you ever say I put my sex to shame again. I hope I
01:25:58never have to. you're the captain Geraldine. you set the standard.
01:26:08superb love. cheers. you were bloody brilliant. yeah. diane didn't do so bad either.
01:26:19oh yeah. check this out. who's arranged all this? who do you think? big heads.
01:26:24beats james bums.
01:26:34well done jam. cheers. no pulling out now. and I want cold beer in that changing room
01:26:39after every match. and that wall needs repainting because it's not good for
01:26:42morale looking at all that crap. you keep winning. I'll see what I can do. I'd just
01:26:50take me home. I'm frozen through to my bones. well done lad. I thought we'd stop off at the
01:26:56castle field and have a drink to celebrate our win. oh did they win? did they win? did they win?
01:27:01for the crisis game?
01:27:06shut up!
01:27:31thanks!!
01:27:53They won, then?
01:27:56The last minute 1-0.
01:27:58Yeah.
01:27:59I saw him score.
01:28:00Did you?
01:28:03I didn't know you were there.
01:28:13Bloody balmy, that lot.
01:28:15Yeah, I know.
01:28:20I thought you'd been there celebrating, William.
01:28:23The woman?
01:28:24They don't want me in there.
01:28:32So that's it now, is it?
01:28:33The official team manager?
01:28:37Not if it's going to cost me me marriage.
01:28:47I need you, Rina.
01:28:52I need you, too.
01:29:00I'm sorry for being like such a cow.
01:29:06I love you.
01:29:07I don't know what to do with her yet.
01:29:21I love you.
01:29:25Hey!
01:29:27He's doing this!
01:29:28Hey, Johnny, hi.
01:29:30Ho, ho!
01:29:31Ho, ho!
01:29:32Ho, ho!
01:29:33Ho, ho!
01:29:34Ho, ho!
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