00:28Transcription by CastingWords
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01:58CastingWords
01:59I was in my house because of a storm, and when I walked out everything was in color and James
02:06Franco was doing magic tricks.
02:08I will stare into your soul until thou bullshit has vanished into the darkness.
02:16Fine, writer's block.
02:19Don't drag me into this.
02:21The only dragon you've done has been a drag queen hashtag roasted, as the kids would say.
02:29Sister, please.
02:30I don't know what ice become anymore.
02:33Mm-hmm.
02:35Well, there's a camera right in front of us.
02:38You know what that means.
02:39It means either I, A, global warming is because of me and we're all gonna be mermaids.
02:44And then you had one jaw, one jaw!
02:47I just wanted to know what would happen if the ice melted.
02:51You know, I tried to come up with good ideas.
02:54You know, a lot of ideas that sound bad at the start off, but that just means Albert Einstein and
03:01me have something in common.
03:04So yeah, kiss my ass.
03:06I'm Stephen Hawkins.
03:08I have no idea what just happened or why we're so overly dramatic.
03:12The only option is to stay calm and find the Oreos.
03:17Or B, we're doing another collab together.
03:20Indeed.
03:21Well, we have to think of something interesting, something that we both have, and, um, you know, something that tops
03:28all Transformers to date.
03:29Paint?
03:30American Reviewer, would you like to go back in your cage?
03:33No, I can't link paint from there.
03:36Plus, there's a lack of Nicholas Cage.
03:38Well, how about Transformers Prime R.I.D.?
03:42Gotcha.
03:44Really?
03:44A Bumblebee repaint?
03:46Well, we're running out of figures.
03:48It's either that or Batman and Robin.
03:51How dare you wonder what shan't be mentioned.
03:56Tears.
03:57Hey, American Reviewer, why are we playing?
03:59Because I'm just throwing cards on the table.
04:04Wait, this isn't Grand Theft Auto?
04:06Damn it, it's Red Dead Redemption!
04:08Are we gonna review this thing already, or are you just gonna act testy?
04:11Don't get testicle with me!
04:14What?
04:14All right.
04:19HOT SHOT IN VEHICLE MODE!
04:21Damn!
04:23Looks better than Bumblebee!
04:26I mean, look at the nice little flames they put on this little guy.
04:30It's just so cool with the blue and all that.
04:34I like it!
04:35It's so damn cool!
04:39Oh yeah, weapons store there.
04:40But what is HOT SHOT IN VEHICLE?
04:41He looks cool!
04:45Robot mode, please.
04:47So here's HOT SHOT IN VEHICLE!
04:49Robot mode, and you might be able to recognize it.
04:51Yes, it actually was featured in the Transformers Prime show.
04:54This car in this color was actually seen in the episode known as Speed Metal.
04:59You can see it in the first two minutes of the episode.
05:03So that's fun and dandy on Transformers Prime.
05:06You know, that's kind of a great nostalgic homage to whatever.
05:13But, I will say, this is actually a pretty good paint job.
05:18Even though it does have a couple of mishaps.
05:21Like the fading paint and the gray right there.
05:24Oh, the gray.
05:25The gray.
05:27The gray.
05:28The gray.
05:28Liam Neeson, the gray.
05:30So, yeah.
05:31Not really perfect, but, you know, as an excuse to actually get the Bumblebee mold.
05:38Well, without getting the Bumblebee mold, you know.
05:42You can get this, because 2 has done that.
05:45Da-ha-ha.
05:47So, yeah.
05:48Anyways, so it does have the flame details, and it is blue.
05:51You can attach the guns to the top.
05:53We've seen this all before.
05:55It's a Bumblebee repaint.
05:58The robot mode has something different, but other than paint skin, you're not really getting much.
06:03I do like the kind of dark blue color, even though I know why it's that tone of color.
06:09That's different from everything else, and it does look off from some angles.
06:13However, I will say, it's not really that noticeable of a difference.
06:19So, you know, it's fine.
06:20I still, overall, really like this toy.
06:24So, let's move on.
06:40Wow, you already got that transformed?
06:43You're like a Canadian speedy Gonzales.
06:47Except for without the glass candy and the craftiness.
06:50Arribe!
06:51There we have Hot Shot in robot mode.
06:54He looks pretty cool.
06:55He's got some flames.
06:57I think the big guy would hate that.
07:00What in the hell is this shit?
07:03It has the same weapons as Bumblebee, but I don't like putting them there half the time,
07:07so I usually have them as a handheld gun.
07:11And, and, goes with some goggles.
07:16Yeee!
07:17Hot Shot has some cool dynamic poses.
07:21And it's pretty much the same articulation as the Bumblebee, so I'm not going to really cover it.
07:27So, overall review!
07:31And here's Hot Shot in robot mode, and he actually looks cool.
07:35And he does have a very big significant difference with the head mold.
07:39This head mold is completely different,
07:41which is weird because the CGI photo on the box shows a Bumblebee head with an actual mouth and the
07:48goggles.
07:49That's kind of weird.
07:49But, I can tell you right now, their heads are completely different.
07:54There's no slight remolding.
07:56This is completely different from this.
07:57So, overall, which head do I like?
08:01Which head do I prefer?
08:02I like the Bumblebee head, just because it's more natural.
08:06This, this one's a little bit more goofy, but it's not really that bad.
08:10You can flip up the goggles revealing his face.
08:13Oh!
08:14It was Darth Vader this entire time.
08:19I don't know where this is.
08:25So, yeah.
08:26He's got goggles.
08:27Lots of articulation.
08:29Nothing really new to Bumblebee.
08:31But, what you can do is you can either combine the guns, have them separate on the sides of his
08:37arms.
08:37Or, what I like to do is plug the guns onto his hands to make them a little different.
08:43And then you go pew pew.
08:44That's a man like I'm pew pew pew pew.
08:47So, do I like it?
08:49Even though it is pretty much the same thing as Bumblebee?
08:52Let's go to the overall review.
08:55One thing I forgot to mention, he has back kibble.
08:59Well, you know what that means, TURTLE POWER!
09:08So, overall do I highly commend Transformers Prime R.I.D. Hotshot.
09:14I know he's a repaint of Bumblebee.
09:16I'm aware of it.
09:18However, does that make him a bad figure?
09:21I don't think so.
09:22He's kind of nostalgic to my era, which is pretty cool.
09:26I never really had a Hotshot up until then, so I guess this will do.
09:31And, I gotta say, it's really not that bad.
09:34As for kids, they'll probably like it.
09:37Adult collectors, probably not just for the character.
09:40And, I've heard a lot of things about Hotshot that people just don't like.
09:44However, I will say I liked the character then, and I don't hate the character now.
09:49It's a different alliteration of Hotshot, so it's not really exactly like the previous Hotshots.
09:54Or, you can pretend it's not, because it's not in anything.
09:58It's just made up as a toy with a different head.
10:01So, you know what?
10:02I like it.
10:04So, overall, what I highly recommend, uh, Transformers Prime Robots Disguise Hotshot.
10:10Yeah.
10:12Surprisingly, yeah.
10:13I mean, it's a repaint, but it's not a terrible one.
10:17It's a Bumblebee repaint.
10:19It's not terrible.
10:22And, Prime only had two Bumblebee repaints.
10:26This is Shadow Strike Bumblebee.
10:29Damn!
10:31Surprisingly, though, because, like, how many Bumblebee repaints and retools do we usually
10:36get?
10:37Billions!
10:39This and Shadow Strike were the only ones.
10:43I'm kind of glad about that.
10:45And it also shows a repaint could be better than the original.
10:53I had no faults whatsoever with this Bumblebee line, and I'm really glad that I got this
10:58figure.
10:59So, I would highly recommend getting this fella.
11:03Anything else you'd like to say?
11:06Nah.
11:07Okay, well, that's all for now.
11:09Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
11:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:12D'oh!
11:16I have to take over this review somehow.
11:19But I don't have anything-
11:22Wait.
11:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
11:25Ha, ha, ha.
11:27Ha.
11:28Behold!
11:29I win!
11:31What is that?
11:32Damn it, man, this is a bacon-
11:34Damn it, man!
11:34And we haven't prepared it for the world!
11:37Put it back in the lab!
11:38I don't like your attitude.
11:40Well, I don't like your face.
11:42Hey, my face isn't a work of art.
11:49Hey, look at that.
11:51Look at what? Your finger?
11:56There's a rainbow outside.
11:59Oh, wow. It's beautiful.
12:02You know what they say about rainbows?
12:05Every time a rainbow appears,
12:08a war starts.
12:09Canadia!
12:11Are we in a drug coma?
12:13Yes, indeed.
12:24What just happened?
12:26You know what happened.
12:29It was the rainbows!
12:33Well, see you all in season two of the American Reviewer.
12:52You know, nobody saw that. We're still in a drug coma.
12:55Oh.
13:02Coma-ception.
13:07You know how?
13:32I love you.
13:32I know that you're in the moment.
14:34And now, another useless snake preview.
14:38Damn it, Homer! What are we gonna do?
14:41Snap out of it, man!
14:47I've got to fly!
14:48Weeeee!
14:51You can't throw those ribos over!
14:55Get them!
15:16Get a closer look at my tin hair!
15:32Oh yeah!
15:34Surprisingly, I bought that bacon in three days ago and it still tastes good.
15:40I'm probably gonna die tonight, aren't I?
15:44Somehow put that in the bloopers or something.
15:46So, let's go!
15:50So, let's go!
15:50So, let's go!
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