00:00What are you doing?
00:01I'm picking up notes of cherry, berry, maybe tropical fruit.
00:08Chuck, it's fruity rainbow from 5-Hour Energy.
00:11Oh, yes. Refined.
00:20Alright, why do men over 50 keep getting things stuck up their asses?
00:25Because we keep getting into bigger and bigger things.
00:28And over 50? Why?
00:30We'll get into that.
00:31So last year, of all the people admitted to the hospital for things stuck up their asses,
00:37one quarter of them were men just like Robert, aged 50 or older.
00:45You want to go your whole life and not know the extent of the backdoor pleasure? I don't know.
00:51Why are older men the primary culprits? Maturing sexually.
00:57That's it.
00:58It's not about these guys being adventurous, but more about them becoming more comfortable with themselves and their bodies over
01:05time.
01:05You can do anything to me.
01:07Guys, have you began exploring your ass?
01:10Yes.
01:11Yes.
01:12You're asking people to call in?
01:15Oh, not me.
01:15Not, not you.
01:16Sorry, Chuck, that wasn't for you.
01:17Okay.
01:18Sorry, I was directing it to...
01:20You want people to call in?
01:20He does.
01:21Are you a guy over 50 who's just started exploring your ass?
01:26And you want to share it with us.
01:27Lisa cannot wait to talk to you.
01:311-855-954-6969.
01:35Are you an older guy who just got into ass stuff?
01:371-855-954-6969.
01:40Sorry, new guy Ryan.
01:41Yeah.
01:41Or you can text us at 4-6969 on the 5-Hour Energy text line.
01:47Will they call?
01:48I don't know if you call.
01:49I don't know if they will.
01:50You might text in though.
01:51You might text.
01:52And if you need it, you can ask for voice changing technology.
01:56It is wild to be like totally not for something and then all of a sudden being like, am I
02:04really
02:04gonna go my whole life without doing this?
02:07Frank's with us on the David Chuck lines.
02:09All right, Frank.
02:10We're talking about guys over 50 who've been exploring their butts for the first time.
02:13Is that you?
02:16Yes, it is me.
02:20I'm just about to turn 50 and I didn't, you know, being at that age.
02:24Uh-huh.
02:25I wanted to make sure I didn't have, you know, no cancer, pouch, whatever.
02:31Yeah.
02:33I finaled when my doctor rubbed on my prostate.
02:38Holy cow.
02:39You have an extreme reaction.
02:41Hold on a second.
02:42Hold on a second.
02:42He has an extreme reaction.
02:44Stop the presses.
02:45Yep.
02:46Dude, I ain't gonna lie.
02:47It felt good.
02:48Yeah, he loved it.
02:49So your doctor went back there with his finger for not very long at all.
02:53No, he just rubbed around on it and it popped my eyeballs out of my head.
03:01Holy cow.
03:02How did you explain that?
03:07Um, it was, he pushed on it.
03:13Yeah.
03:13And he...
03:16No, no, no, no, no.
03:17I don't want you to explain what the doctor did to you.
03:19No, no, no.
03:19How did you explain to the doctor that you...
03:21Like, I'm sorry.
03:22I'm sorry, doc.
03:23You finished.
03:25I...
03:25I hit it.
03:26I...
03:26Oh, you did hide it.
03:29I...
03:29I...
03:29I hit it.
03:30I did not...
03:32Let him know.
03:33I did not let him know.
03:35Right.
03:35I couldn't, dude.
03:36You know, that could have been dinner and a movie afterwards.
03:39Yeah, exactly.
03:39I mean, you're kind of dating after that.
03:41That's my favorite lover.
03:42Yeah.
03:44That's my favorite lover.
03:45Holy cow.
03:47Dude, no.
03:48When he pushed on it and he rubbed around on it, it made my eyeballs pop out and I...
03:55My favorite lover.
03:56I felt shame, kind of, afterwards.
03:58Oh, sure.
03:58I feel shame, too.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:00I mean, Chuck and I had that done.
04:01My favorite lover is my doctor.
04:04Frank.
04:05Frank walked out with his head down.
04:07Oh, my God, he did.
04:08And soaked.
04:10So...
04:10I kind of...
04:11I squeezed my legs a little bit where he could not see it.
04:17Yeah.
04:17And as soon as he said, all right, you can...
04:20Put that thing away.
04:21You put that thing away.
04:22Yeah.
04:22Okay, Frank.
04:24Jason had a question.
04:25Thanks, you guys.
04:26Hold on.
04:26No, no, no.
04:27Don't leave yet.
04:27Don't go anywhere.
04:28Don't leave yet.
04:29Jason wanted to know if you got hard.
04:31Right.
04:31Were you soft?
04:33Dude, it was soft.
04:35Yeah, so it just went off.
04:36Oh.
04:37Yeah.
04:37So that's the...
04:39He pushed my fart button.
04:40Yeah.
04:41And it went.
04:42And it went.
04:43It went.
04:44He pushed that fart button.
04:45And it went.
04:46And then I just walked out as quick as I could.
04:49There's nothing more sexy than Frank saying he pushed my fart button.
04:52Listen.
04:53I hope you're under control right now.
04:55Calm down.
04:56Calm down.
04:56Just settle down over there.
04:58I'm going to the doctor.
05:02I don't know.
05:03I was thinking I definitely ain't missing my next one.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:08Have you gone back to see him?
05:09No.
05:10You gotta...
05:10You can't just...
05:12You gotta wait some time.
05:13Okay, but did that get you into it?
05:14Like, have you asked the person in your life to do that to you now?
05:20Um...
05:21She...
05:21You know what?
05:21The old lady has, you know...
05:24Beautiful.
05:24We've experienced it with her.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:26But then she was like, now it's your turn.
05:29And I'm like, huh?
05:30Wait, what?
05:32And I was like, damn it.
05:34If I want to keep doing this with her, I had to let her do that with me.
05:39Yeah.
05:39Well, a finger might not...
05:40You might not be opposed to that now.
05:43Just say it only goes there.
05:44She has this little tiny vibrator thing that we use.
05:47Oh, boy.
05:48Here we go.
05:49And she kinda put it in there.
05:51Oh!
05:52But it's...
05:54The vibrator thing she has, it's more for, like, the woman part, not the man.
06:00Oh, right.
06:01So you need a...
06:01You need a man vibrator.
06:03So it's not very long like a finger.
06:04Ah, yeah.
06:04It's just a little...
06:07Tiny little...
06:08And I was just...
06:09It's not enough.
06:10Okay, whatever.
06:11Yeah, he's gotta get it.
06:12You gotta get to his fart button or it's not worth it.
06:16Hey.
06:17I don't know.
06:17Just tell her.
06:18Just be like, use your finger.
06:19Frank, you're blowing our mind.
06:21Put that thing in there and just go to town.
06:23Yeah, that's it.
06:23You're blowing our mind, but we appreciate your honesty, Frank.
06:26Thanks for calling in, man.
06:27All right, guys.
06:28See you, Frank.
06:29All the best to you.
06:30See you, bud.
06:31Someone said, as a registered nurse, I will say this is very normal.
06:34Oh, no.
06:35I don't know.
06:35It's like a forest ejaculation.
06:38Maybe she meant forced.
06:40Oh, yeah.
06:40Forced.
06:41It's called milking.
06:41Because, yeah, like a forest, I don't know what that would mean.
06:44No, we don't know what that would mean.
06:46I think she meant forced.
06:47Yeah.
06:47She was talked to Tex, probably.
06:49Talked, yeah.
06:49Sure, milking.
06:50I just always thought they were aroused.
06:53I would have thought so, too.
06:54I had no idea you could just be soft and...
06:57Soft and milk?
06:57Soft and milk.
06:58Jesus, God.
06:59It makes more sense now.
07:00It's not.
07:01That's my book.
07:02A movie I'd ever want to see.
07:03No, but it makes more sense now with guys who can't get boners that they can still finale
07:08fully.
07:10It's a totally separate process.
07:11It's not even has nothing to do with your Johnson.
07:15It's got nothing to do with it.
07:16There's a fart button back there, a Frank fart button.
07:19Someone said, I am not sexually adventurous, but you guys are spectacularly doing a job
07:25of getting me interested in it.
07:27Oh, wow.
07:28Well, Frank's review was...
07:31Glowing.
07:32It was.
07:33About his secret lover.
07:36His favorite secret lover.
07:37How do you not fall for the guy?
07:39You can't fall for the guy!
07:41He popped you better than anyone's ever popped you.
07:44You didn't even expect it.
07:46No, I mean...
07:47I've never heard anybody make me finish soft.
07:49No.
07:51Obviously...
07:52It's crazy.
07:53It's only a certain amount of guys that can experience that.
07:58Mine was not pleasurable when my doctor went back.
08:01No, I honestly...
08:02I think most of the time it's not.
08:03I didn't feel...
08:04I really didn't feel any...
08:05I didn't feel anything.
08:06It wasn't painful?
08:06So mine isn't...
08:08No, I mean, I've taken deuces bigger than that guy's whole arm.
08:14No, it wasn't gonna be painful.
08:16We're talking.
08:17Dave's got a tight little anus.
08:18Okay, alright.
08:19He's got a...
08:20It was painful.
08:20Dave was like, oh!
08:21Oh!
08:22Okay, don't.
08:23I did not move.
08:24That's disgusting, dude.
08:26It hurts.
08:26What's wrong with you?
08:27My fart button!
08:27My fart button!
08:28Don't touch it too hard!
08:30Al had to chime in for that one.
08:32Making a note.
08:33Yeah, thank you, Al.
08:35Thank you, Al.
08:36I'm too busy laughing.
08:37My fart button!
08:39Oh!
08:42Oh, man, that's hilarious.
08:43Is it funny?
08:44It is.
08:46I'm laughing.
08:47Yeah.
08:49Speaking of fart holes.
08:50He told us you were tight, man.
08:52Yeah, he's tight back there.
08:53I told everyone that.
08:54He is tight back there.
08:55He probably clenched up too.
08:57You gotta relax when that stuff's going on.
08:59How can you relax?
09:00You just...
09:01There's a man with a lubed up finger coming at ya.
09:04You know he's going in there.
09:05I don't want to make it...
09:06I don't want to make it a tight squeeze for him.
09:09There's a tight noise.
09:11He did.
09:11He did.
09:12Oh!
09:14He tightened it right up.
09:17Don't ever call them Dave's tight noises.
09:19That's what it is!
09:21Oh!
09:23Been getting a lot of noises lately on the show.
09:28Oh, no!
09:29We're talking about why men over 50 keep getting things stuck up their asses.
09:33It's because they're becoming more sexually adventurous or perhaps because of their erectile
09:38issues.
09:38They're experiencing other forms of pleasure.
09:41Like if you're Frank, like Frank's just at the very beginning.
09:45What's Frank going to be into in five years?
09:48If you can be honest with us like Frank and would like to share your story about becoming
09:51anally adventurous, 1-855-954-6969.
09:55That's the Dave and Chuck line.
09:561-855-954-6969.
09:59You can also text us at 46969.
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