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00:25Alright, you ready to blow up your balls? Yeah!
00:28Am I punching them and stuff to max them? You're ball maxing them, Chuck. Yeah, I'm ball maxing them.
00:33You're ball maxing, man. Yeah. I've been looks maxing, so...
00:37Right, just another maxing that you gotta do. Yes, men have been ball maxing their testicles.
00:43Holy cow. Like a speed bag or like a punching bag.
00:47Oh, I don't need any of that stuff. I want them real big, I guess.
00:51Men are filling their testicles with saline in a growing trend, otherwise known as ball maxing.
00:57Men's ball is typically the size of a small egg or a plum.
01:01This online community of nearly 10,000 men has shown them inflating their scrotums to the size of grapefruits.
01:08They typically photograph their penis and ball sack with one or two needles inserted and taped to their sack,
01:14administering saline drips they purchased online.
01:17Online? Oh, that's safe.
01:19Oh my goodness, no.
01:20This causes the testicles to swell for a time, often to a point of enveloping the penis, making it appear
01:28much smaller.
01:28Oh yeah, mine would be gone, yeah.
01:31Can't do that.
01:32Rooted in the body modification kink, this can be both a sexual or non-sexual practice,
01:36but before you ball max, no, it does come with some risks.
01:41Ball maxing or scrotal inflation with saline is considered to be quite dangerous.
01:46Doctors generally warn against it.
01:48The scrotum area is very sensitive.
01:50It contains delicate structures, including the testes, blood vessels, and nerves,
01:54which are not designed to accommodate fluid like that.
01:58There's been dudes doing this for years, though.
02:01I've seen it for years.
02:02It's one of the weirdest things.
02:05Jason, there's a Reddit link there.
02:08Did you see?
02:08It's not.
02:09It just links to Reddit itself.
02:10It just goes to Reddit, huh?
02:12Yeah.
02:13I just wondered if they were going to show it.
02:15Because, I mean, I've seen the saline that some dudes are putting in it,
02:19and I thought they were just filling the sack itself.
02:22They weren't doing anything to their testicles.
02:24So this seems different to me, but.
02:31Ball maxing.
02:33What's wrong, Jason?
02:34Something happened.
02:35He saw something.
02:36Did you see too much?
02:37Yeah, testicle surgery and stuff.
02:39Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:41You never react like that.
02:43Well, he saw them degloved, I bet.
02:45Mm-hmm.
02:45Oh, they're out of the sack.
02:48Degloved.
02:49The eggs are out of the coop.
02:51Okay.
02:52All right.
02:53Gotcha.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Got it.
02:55Enough.
02:56The whole body mod world is wild.
02:59It's something, yeah.
03:00People chopping their nipples off.
03:02Yeah.
03:02He's maxing everything.
03:03Everything's a max.
03:04You have to max.
03:05You've got to max everything.
03:06Jaw max, ball max.
03:08Dick max.
03:11I don't know what you do there.
03:13Like, get a rolling pin out or something.
03:15Oh, you've seen people inject stuff.
03:17Oh, yeah.
03:18I guess so.
03:18They get stuff injected in there.
03:19Yeah, I guess so.
03:20They're dick maxing.
03:21Yeah.
03:21Muscles, right?
03:22You've seen the Popeye guys.
03:23Oh, yeah.
03:24Those guys.
03:25Yeah.
03:25This is all linked to freak show type body modification, which celebrates extreme size.
03:30Things being larger than life is part of the erotic appeal.
03:33I'm body maxing my belly.
03:34Are you?
03:35You're belly maxing?
03:36I am.
03:36I'm belly maxing.
03:37I've been doing it for quite some time now.
03:40I'm trying to, I might be getting into breast maxing.
03:43You got saline in there?
03:44Oh, no.
03:45All natural.
03:46I'm natty, baby.
03:47I'm natty.
03:48All natty.
03:48I'm all natty.
03:49What are you filling it with?
03:50A lot of Snickers.
03:52Oh, okay.
03:52That really satisfies.
03:53It does.
03:55It does.
03:56Blizzards.
03:57Hmm.
03:59I'm maxed.
04:00They say people can be turned on by their balls being inflated or looking at them once
04:04they're inflated.
04:05Guys in this community, they really enjoy the weight of their scrotum.
04:10They say it feels so good to be that heavy.
04:13Well, like when that guy came in here and he had that water leaking into his nuts.
04:17Oh, yes.
04:18And he had a 10 pound sack.
04:20Yeah.
04:21He came in the studio.
04:21We weighed them.
04:22The HydroSeal.
04:23Yeah.
04:23The HydroSeal.
04:24I mean, there's no way, like you guys know the pants that I'm, I wear, I wear jogging
04:30pants.
04:30You can't hide a 10 pound sack inside of jogging pants.
04:37You can't.
04:38It would be so weird.
04:39Like if I, if I got into this and you guys, you'd see the bulge.
04:44You wouldn't want to.
04:45Never.
04:45I'd gift you an apron.
04:48You must wear this every day.
04:50What?
04:51Lisa would have her eyes closed and be like, you've got to wear this.
04:54At least you've noticed my maxing.
04:56I've been ball maxing, Lisa.
04:58If Chuck wears an apron on the show, I don't know why.
05:01He's been ball maxing.
05:03There it is.
05:05Give me a welder's one.
05:06There's so many choices.
05:08They got a lot of good choices.
05:10Holy cow.
05:11We always, I guarantee you win.
05:14Yep.
05:15Yeah, I don't need to win.
05:16Spin again.
05:16You'll get to spin one more time.
05:18Timu.
05:18Geez.
05:19We'll give you something simple.
05:20There's lots of great aprons that you can get.
05:23I want the one where if you see me from behind, it's just a giant wiener that's hanging down.
05:28It's beautiful.
05:28Oh, wow.
05:30Yeah.
05:31If Chuck's wearing an apron, you know he's been ball maxing.
05:33And Lisa doesn't want any part of it.
05:34It's just, that's really uncomfortable for the people around you.
05:37That's all I'm saying.
05:38Even the guy with hydro seal, like, I know you're going through some stuff, but in a work
05:44relationship, it's like, hey man, like, boy, huh?
05:48We're going to, like, please do something.
05:51Get it drained, man.
05:52Don't ball max.
05:53If you want to read more about ball maxing, you can check it out at DaveAndChefTheFreak.com.
05:58But, Ryan, what are you up to, man?
06:01What's Ryan doing?
06:03What?
06:03Oh, we can't hear him.
06:04We can't hear him.
06:05Oh, where'd he go?
06:06Something happened to his mic?
06:07Faintly in the background.
06:09Ryan, wiggle the cords.
06:12No.
06:13Barely.
06:14Oh, they sold that mic.
06:16Oh, they did.
06:17Oh, they sold that mic.
06:18No, they sold Ryan.
06:19I saw him carrying him out.
06:20Oh, no, no.
06:21Bring him back.
06:22Ryan, what is wrong?
06:24You can go into where Jason is if he wants to.
06:27Come in here.
06:27Yeah, come on.
06:27Get on in there.
06:28Get on.
06:29What happened to his mic?
06:30You know.
06:31You listen.
06:31We're installing our own cords.
06:34We're doing all we can do.
06:35I've done.
06:35Ryan.
06:36You guys have never had ball competitions?
06:42It's weirder looking at you, I guess, when you say it.
06:46He's like, what?
06:47No?
06:48Wait a second.
06:49Hold on.
06:49He's like, he ran in with breaking news.
06:51And he's like, we're going to stick.
06:52You guys have never had ball competitions?
06:55Wait a second.
06:56What?
06:58I won a ball off at a wedding one time.
07:03So you got great big nuts.
07:04Oh, I'm lightheaded, I think.
07:06Yeah, I won.
07:07You won a ball off?
07:08This guy was talking crap all night about having big balls.
07:12I just met him.
07:13He was my wife's friend's husband.
07:15Yeah.
07:16And I was like, there's no way.
07:17Let's go out to the parking lot.
07:18No, Ryan.
07:19So we went out there, brought our wives as judges.
07:22Yeah.
07:23And then just took down our pants to our knees.
07:26Ball off.
07:27Good to go.
07:28I won.
07:29You won?
07:30Game over.
07:31Congratulations.
07:31The guy said he never lost before.
07:33He never lost before?
07:34Never lost?
07:34I took him out.
07:35Look at you, man.
07:36Dude, I'm telling you.
07:37I'll tell you why we never did this.
07:39And I've mentioned the guy before, but there was a dude that was in my fantasy football league
07:45that it was like it made no sense.
07:48And every once in a while, you'd turn around and his balls would be out, much like, I guess,
07:53what you do, where his balls were out and you were like, Jesus, that's like a small watermelon.
08:00I'm just going to run into every room today and be like, you guys never had a ball off?
08:05You ain't never had a ball off.
08:06Are you guys insane?
08:08It's nuts.
08:09Are you guys insane?
08:14I mean, we have a champion ball off winner on this show.
08:19We learn a little bit more each day.
08:22Every day.
08:23You know what, guys?
08:24I mean, I kind of feel like I'm going to have to work my balls out a little bit and
08:28then try to
08:28Oh, no, you two are not having a ball off.
08:31That is not appropriate.
08:32Digital first.
08:33Digital first.
08:35There you go.
08:35Nailed it.
08:36Oh, that guy texted back, you still sound like gays.
08:41I wonder why.
08:43We'll take a break.
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