00:00Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:04A hundred degree weather?
00:06Yeah, I think not.
00:07I can't even think straight.
00:10My brain turned into sludge.
00:12So if I stop making sense, please do not judge.
00:16It was too hot to party, even too hot to grill.
00:20Too hot to walk around, too hot to stand still.
00:23Birds would land on my head just to take a rest.
00:26They thought my frizzy hair was some kind of nest.
00:30I'm sweating through my shirt.
00:32I'm sweating through my ears.
00:34This heat has aged me at least 20 years.
00:38It was hotter than a Hot Pocket fresh out of the microwave.
00:42It was hotter than Riley Green with a fresh, clean shave.
00:46True.
00:48No amount of perfume can cover up this odor.
00:51Might as well toss me in a swamp and call me an ogre.
00:55This weekend's weather is one I can barely remember
00:58because I spent the whole time dreaming of December.
01:02Yeah!
01:03Yeah!
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