00:00.
00:32You'll never find a Hebrew where the river Shannon flows.
00:38That's silly.
00:39Won't you cut yourself a piece of cake?
00:41No, thank you, really.
00:42I've just had a cup of tea.
00:43Sorry?
00:44I, oh, dear me.
00:45Why, what's the matter?
00:46Pardon my broken arm.
00:47Not a bit, thank you.
00:48You'll excuse me?
00:49Not a bit.
00:49Thank you, if any.
00:50Or thereabout.
00:51Eureka!
00:52Show him in.
00:53I don't even know him.
00:55Holy, oh, holy, oh, holy, oh, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
00:59Holy, oh, holy, oh, holy, oh, holy, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:04Wait a minute.
01:05Which tooth is it?
01:06No.
01:07No.
01:07I think I stripped my gears.
01:09Evidently.
01:10You know what I was doing?
01:11I'll guess three times and give up.
01:13You're wrong.
01:14What is it, then?
01:15I was vocalizing.
01:16Vocalizing?
01:17Vocalizing, producing tones and sounds with the use of my esophagus.
01:21Oh, dear.
01:21How long has that been going on?
01:23How long has what been going on?
01:25Is it contagious?
01:26Certainly not.
01:26It's a gift.
01:27Ah, it's a Scotch trick.
01:29Giveover.
01:30Ha, ha, ha, Scotch trick.
01:32You know, really, it's an impersonation, or rather an imitation of a Jew's harp.
01:37Jew's harp?
01:37Have you ever seen one?
01:38Not to my knowledge, no.
01:40No?
01:40It's like a musical instrument.
01:42Then again, it's not a musical instrument.
01:44It's like a saxophone.
01:45Oh, that's different.
01:45Yes.
01:46Have you ever seen a pineapple?
01:47Oh, many of the times.
01:48Well, that's got nothing to do with it at all.
01:51Well, how are you?
01:52I'm all right.
01:53How are you?
01:54No, no.
01:55They come from there.
01:56They come from there?
01:58Pineapples.
01:58What do you mean?
02:00Well, it's synonymous.
02:01Synonymous, pineapple.
02:03Oh, my word.
02:04Look, how are you?
02:06Pineapples.
02:07Synonymous.
02:08Oh, it's somewhat of a cinnam, eh?
02:10Oh, no, no, no.
02:11A cinnam, a cinnamum is a bun.
02:14Cinnamon bun?
02:16Yes, you dunk them in the coffee.
02:18Oh, you don't mean cinnamon bears?
02:20They have them, too.
02:21Oh, yes.
02:22But you don't dunk them in the coffee.
02:24Oh, not more than once.
02:25Oh, no.
02:26You see, I'll explain it to you.
02:28Cinnamon is an uprising adjective.
02:31Yes.
02:32Whereas, on the other hand, he wore a glove.
02:34I thought it was dirt.
02:35Oh, no.
02:36You see, synonymous is a weakening semicolar, is it?
02:42Yes.
02:43Thanks very much.
02:44Not a bit.
02:44I'd have never known it.
02:45Of course not.
02:46Silly of me.
02:46No, no.
02:47I'm glad you told me.
02:48Yes.
02:49I thoroughly understand.
02:50You're trying to tell me something.
02:53Aren't you?
02:53Well, they come from there.
02:55How are you?
02:56Pineapples.
02:56Eat.
02:57I still insist upon a Jew's harp.
02:59An imitation of a Jew's harp.
03:01Thanks very much.
03:01Not a pineapple.
03:02Cut yourself a piece of cake.
03:03I've just had a cup of tea.
03:05Pardon my broken arm.
03:06Not a bit.
03:27Oh, that was excellent.
03:29Glad you liked it.
03:30That was excellent.
03:40Ah, rabbit.
03:41Rabbit.
03:42Give over.
03:43Not a bit.
03:44It must be the weather.
03:45Ah, the weather.
03:46Yes.
03:46Whether it rain or whether it snow.
03:48We must have weather if you like it or not.
03:50I mean, weather or no.
03:51I missed that one.
03:53Yes.
03:53You know why, don't you?
03:55Of course not.
03:56Because 30 days have April, June are no wonder.
03:59All the rest have 32, except who's your body making leap year?
04:01Merry Christmas.
04:03Oh, dear me, that's all wrong.
04:05What's the matter with it?
04:06They don't say it that way in London, England.
04:08No?
04:08No.
04:09How do they say it over in London?
04:10Dirty days has September, April, June, and November.
04:14All the rest of 31 without a blessed gleam of sun.
04:17From January until May, it rains and blows most every day.
04:21And if all the rest had two and thirty, they'd be twice as wet and ten times as dirty.
04:29La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
04:35La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
04:52Oh.
04:53Oh, Edward.
04:54How beautiful.
04:55That was awfully excellent.
04:56Horribly good.
04:57Indeed.
04:58What have you there?
04:59A Bulgarian gozinta.
05:00A gozinta?
05:01A gozinta.
05:02Haha, where's the gozinta?
05:04This gozinta that.
05:06Silly.
05:08A gozinta?
05:09Well, really, it's called in the vernacular and places east.
05:12Yes.
05:13A Peruvian gozinta.
05:14A Peruvian gozinta.
05:16I'll peruve it to you.
05:17Thanks very much.
05:20Gozinta.
05:21Gozinta.
05:22Looks like I wouldn't do it.
05:24Let's see.
05:27A Peruvian gozinta.
05:53Haha, do you play?
05:56Oh, I can play anything on there.
05:58Can you really?
05:59Of course.
05:59You know, I admire your technicube.
06:01I had it made.
06:02You had it made?
06:03I mean, do you perchance play by ear?
06:05Oh, no.
06:06No.
06:07I only play by request.
06:08Play by request?
06:09Yes.
06:10What a shame.
06:10You must be awfully out of practice.
06:13Pardon my honer.
06:14Not a bit.
06:27The good news.
06:36Oh, no.
06:39You're very young.
06:40The other thing is that you have to do.
06:45To come.
06:50There you go.
06:51There's a lary of people in the darkien.
06:51Oh, no.
06:52If you want to go away.
06:52I do not ask.
06:53You have to do that.
06:54I'm going to give up.
06:54I'm going to go away.
06:54You're going to go away.
06:55I'm going to give up.
06:55You're going to go away.
06:55And that's fine.
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