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Enjoy a light-hearted crime comedy with Killer Dill (1947), a charming tale about a timid salesman who accidentally gets tangled in a world of gangsters, mistaken identity, and unexpected heroism. Filled with witty humor, quirky characters, and classic 1940s charm, this film delivers a fun and entertaining vintage experience from start to finish.
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00:00:00The End
00:02:00It was an era when some wealthy society matrons lied with each other for the company of these Napoleons of organized crime.
00:02:07In between drinks, traffic became congenital.
00:02:10Some shady lawyers made fortunes defending their, well, their distinguished clients.
00:02:26The verdict?
00:02:27Not guilty, of course.
00:02:30But some lawyers were not so successful.
00:02:33Oh, hello, Johnny.
00:02:48Hello, Will.
00:02:48Hey, where's your furniture going?
00:02:51Ashes to ashes and dust to dust.
00:02:52It's going back to the finance company.
00:02:54Finance company?
00:02:55Well, I loaned you the money for the payment last week.
00:02:58Well, I had to entertain some prospects.
00:03:00Oh, sit down.
00:03:03Hello.
00:03:03Yes, this is attorney Will Allen speaking.
00:03:07Oh, now, look, lady.
00:03:08Your boyfriend got off easy thanks to me.
00:03:12Well, he only got a year.
00:03:13Oh, well, I'm sorry.
00:03:17I did all I could for him.
00:03:18Goodbye.
00:03:20Oh.
00:03:22Oh.
00:03:28You lost again, huh?
00:03:31Oh, it was a hopeless case.
00:03:33Yesterday, you said it was such a cinch.
00:03:35Didn't even have to prepare the case.
00:03:37Johnny, the law is a bottomless pit.
00:03:39Well, the guys you defend, it is.
00:03:41Twelve cases and twelve guys go to jail.
00:03:45What are you trying to do, make me lose confidence in myself?
00:03:47You've got too much confidence in yourself.
00:03:49Maybe if you prepared a case once in a while, you might win it.
00:03:52Stop worrying, will you?
00:03:53I want to move to larger quarters anyway.
00:03:55Money brings money.
00:03:57Why, all I need is one outstanding criminal for a client,
00:04:00not these small-time petty chiselers.
00:04:03Here, get the back.
00:04:05In the meantime, you can take me out to dinner.
00:04:07No, I can't.
00:04:08I've got a date.
00:04:09A date?
00:04:10You?
00:04:11Who was the frustrated little woman?
00:04:13She's not frustrated.
00:04:14This Judy Parker, you remember her.
00:04:17She lived on our block for years.
00:04:19I don't know her.
00:04:19She must have been one of the goons.
00:04:21She's very nice.
00:04:24Oh, this is going to be great,
00:04:25listening to her dull chatter all evening.
00:04:26You aren't going to listen to her.
00:04:28You aren't even coming with us.
00:04:30And I used to tell myself,
00:04:33Judy Parker is the most beautiful girl in the block.
00:04:37Why, Will Allen, you never even looked at me.
00:04:39I didn't.
00:04:40Ask Johnny.
00:04:41I'm always talking about you.
00:04:42He, uh...
00:04:43Sure.
00:04:43I was telling him in the office.
00:04:45You sure were.
00:04:46Oh.
00:04:46Take care of that, will you, Johnny?
00:04:52My hands are full.
00:04:54Now, this is for you to remember me by
00:04:56while I leave for just a few minutes
00:04:57to make a very important phone call.
00:05:00Thank you, Will.
00:05:01Uh, take care of her for me, will you, Johnny?
00:05:03I've got to tie up a few loose ends on a case I just finished.
00:05:06Finished is right.
00:05:07The guy went to jail for a year.
00:05:09Hey.
00:05:10Criminal law must be terribly exciting.
00:05:14I'm glad you brought Will along tonight.
00:05:16I didn't bring him.
00:05:17I couldn't get rid of him.
00:05:20I wanted to be alone with you tonight, too, Judy.
00:05:24Say, by the way, I'm having a little fashion show tomorrow.
00:05:28Would you like to come?
00:05:29Oh, I'd love to.
00:05:30Of course, I know selling lingerie isn't very romantic.
00:05:33Not like criminal law, but...
00:05:35There's nothing wrong with selling lingerie.
00:05:37I'm glad to hear you say that, because...
00:05:40Well, you remember that promotion I told you about?
00:05:43Mm-hmm.
00:05:44I got it.
00:05:45No.
00:05:46Oh, that's wonderful.
00:05:47Sure.
00:05:48Uh, you know, with a promotion like that,
00:05:50a fella could, uh, do a lot of things.
00:05:53He could...
00:05:53He could build a home and raise a...
00:05:56That is, if...
00:05:59How do you feel about marriage?
00:06:02Well, I think it's wonderful.
00:06:03For anyone who wants to get married.
00:06:05Well, you know, I've only been out with you a few times,
00:06:08but each time, I've wanted to ask you...
00:06:10Uh, I've wanted to ask you...
00:06:14Yes?
00:06:17Would...
00:06:17Would...
00:06:18Would you like to go to a movie tonight?
00:06:21Well, I'd rather not, if you don't mind.
00:06:23I'm a little tired.
00:06:24Yeah, I'm a little tired, too, I guess.
00:06:27You're tired, Johnny?
00:06:28Yeah.
00:06:28Why, look at the boy, he's all in.
00:06:30Look, Johnny wants to get some sleep,
00:06:33so why don't we go somewhere and dance?
00:06:35No, thanks.
00:06:36Perhaps some other night.
00:06:37You don't know what you're missing.
00:06:38You're passing up Nijinsky's shadow.
00:06:40She'll live.
00:06:41Well, tomorrow's another day.
00:06:44Yeah, I've got a busy day, too, tomorrow.
00:06:46Do you like it?
00:07:01Oh, it's lovely.
00:07:02What's it called?
00:07:03Uh, Dawn.
00:07:08What's the number on that?
00:07:11621.
00:07:13How many, please?
00:07:14A half a dozen assorted sizes.
00:07:25She's a lovely model.
00:07:27She's not half as lovely as you are.
00:07:40What's the number?
00:07:41Name 4385.
00:07:43419.
00:07:44Say, Judy, I wanted to ask you if...
00:07:48Johnny, can we go now?
00:07:49We've showed them practically everything.
00:07:52You have?
00:07:53Oh!
00:07:54Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:07:55It's okay.
00:07:56Go.
00:07:57I'll see if he has any.
00:08:00Uh, what I was going to ask you is...
00:08:02Johnny, do you have any of these with lace inserts?
00:08:05Oh, yeah.
00:08:06Yeah, sure.
00:08:07Here.
00:08:07Now, look.
00:08:10I never could get anywhere rubbing two sticks together.
00:08:13Huh?
00:08:14What were you going to say, Johnny?
00:08:15Oh, I was going to ask you...
00:08:17Come on, Johnny.
00:08:18Goodbye, girls.
00:08:19Look, John.
00:08:20There's Louie Maroney, big Maroney's brother.
00:08:23Say, Johnny, I like your neighbors.
00:08:25Hmm?
00:08:26You ain't doing nothing, kid.
00:08:28Let's do it together.
00:08:30Come on, John.
00:08:31Who are they?
00:08:35Oh, some hoodlums who visit an out-of-town big shot in there.
00:08:39One of them's rather good-looking.
00:08:42Hiya, Judy.
00:08:43I'm sorry I'm late.
00:08:44What are you late for?
00:08:45Well, I was tied up in court.
00:08:46Honey, would you excuse us for just a minute?
00:08:48Sure.
00:08:48Huh?
00:08:49I want to talk to you.
00:08:49Oh, excuse us.
00:08:50Here.
00:08:51What?
00:08:52What is it?
00:08:52I got great news for you.
00:08:53You have?
00:08:53I'm going to pay you back all the money I owe you.
00:08:55Oh, you're fooling.
00:08:56No, how much is it?
00:08:58Well, now, let's see.
00:08:59Um...
00:09:00Here.
00:09:02Uh, beginning with the $2 I loaned you in high school,
00:09:05it's exactly $849.07.
00:09:08I'll have it for you tomorrow,
00:09:10just as soon as I swing a big deal I'm working on,
00:09:12which I need $20.
00:09:13Oh, no, no, no, wait.
00:09:15Wait.
00:09:15Why, aren't you going to lend it to me?
00:09:17Well, I can't afford not to.
00:09:20Let's see.
00:09:21Five, ten, twenty.
00:09:25Thanks a lot.
00:09:26Well, Judy, are you ready?
00:09:28Your display was beautiful, Johnny.
00:09:30Thanks for inviting me.
00:09:31Oh, you're not leaving.
00:09:32I thought you were going to have dinner with me.
00:09:35No, you didn't mention it.
00:09:36So when Will called me this morning,
00:09:38I told him I was free.
00:09:39Oh.
00:09:40I'm sorry.
00:09:41Shall we go?
00:09:42Call me soon, will you?
00:09:44All right.
00:09:44Bye.
00:09:46Bye.
00:09:46What's the matter, baby?
00:09:52You look as if you just lost your last lace applique.
00:09:55Uh, here's two bucks.
00:09:56That covers the high school debt.
00:10:00Oh.
00:10:01Would you like to have dinner with me tonight, Millie?
00:10:04Your enthusiasm is irresistible, Johnny.
00:10:07And I know just the movie I want to see, too.
00:10:09Yeah.
00:10:09Why, you two-time-and-right.
00:10:35I take a trip to the border, and you...
00:10:37Wait a minute, dead van.
00:10:39This is fantastic.
00:10:41It is not.
00:10:42It's true.
00:10:43It's based on the life of Big Maroney.
00:10:45Public enemy number 21.
00:10:47Yes.
00:10:48Now, there's a guy.
00:10:50Now, that's for nothing.
00:10:52The next time, I'll put an extra eye on your head.
00:10:55Another thing.
00:10:56Stay away from those cops.
00:10:59I understand you're getting friendly.
00:11:01I didn't rat on your boss, I understand that.
00:11:03Shut up.
00:11:03You got him wrong, dead van.
00:11:05I tell you, you got him wrong.
00:11:07You talk too much.
00:11:10Oh, no.
00:11:13Now, just because I like you, I sent you them little presents.
00:11:17Three cases of uncut scotch.
00:11:19But I don't like any of my dollars running low, see?
00:11:21Oh.
00:11:22That's good, Millie, on that, dead van.
00:11:23Let's go, Millie.
00:11:25Oh, and leave this.
00:11:26Are you crazy?
00:11:27This guy's my type.
00:11:28That guy?
00:11:29Lots of women go for men like him.
00:11:31Well, Judy doesn't.
00:11:33Oh, Judy's no different.
00:11:34She likes men who assert themselves.
00:11:36But he's a roughneck.
00:11:38And he gets a lot of roughnecking, too.
00:11:40Way to make sure.
00:11:41You ought to be more like him.
00:11:44Please, Millie, let's get out of here.
00:11:47Look, little boy, you go on home.
00:11:49I want to see the rest of this picture.
00:11:50Oh, but I can't leave you here alone.
00:11:52I'll be okay.
00:11:53I'll take a candle.
00:11:55Well, you sure you'll be all right?
00:11:57Sure, sure.
00:11:58Thanks for everything, Johnny.
00:12:00See you in lingerie.
00:12:01Okay.
00:12:01Okay.
00:12:01See you in lingerie.
00:12:19Ain't he the cat's whiskers?
00:12:21Oh, boy.
00:12:22He sure knows what he wants.
00:12:24And gets it.
00:12:26Oh, boy.
00:12:28Wish I could find a guy like that.
00:12:30So, women go for mugs like you.
00:12:46They like them tough.
00:12:49Well, I can be tough.
00:12:51Okay, Mushnose, start them hens climbing.
00:13:06Fire.
00:13:07One more move out of you and your middle name is lead.
00:13:10See?
00:13:12Okay, Mushnose.
00:13:13You asked for it.
00:13:15Bowie!
00:13:15Ah, you talk too much.
00:13:25Only.
00:13:26Bye.
00:13:32I'm so happy.
00:13:33All right.
00:13:35Bye.
00:13:35Bye.
00:13:37Bye.
00:13:37Bye-bye.
00:13:38Bye-bye.
00:13:39Bye-bye.
00:13:41Bye-bye.
00:13:44Bye-bye.
00:13:46Bye-bye.
00:13:47Bye-bye.
00:13:48Good evening, sir.
00:14:16Have you a table reserved?
00:14:18Main 978-4-0.
00:14:42Now, look, Alan.
00:14:52I don't like my dolls running around loose, see?
00:14:56Next time, I'll put an extra eye on your head.
00:15:00Just a minute, bud.
00:15:02Oh, that's all right.
00:15:03I got all the time in the world.
00:15:04Now, look, I don't want to have to rub you out, horseface.
00:15:08Put one more slip out of you and...
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:17Most fellas always win, even in telephones.
00:15:39Double bourbon.
00:15:51Uncut.
00:15:51I bet he's a big-time operator.
00:15:58Gloria, I'm scared.
00:15:59Perhaps we shouldn't have left the party.
00:16:01They'll be wondering where we went.
00:16:02But you wanted to meet some of these characters.
00:16:04Oh, I do, but...
00:16:05All right, then.
00:16:07Oh, that was terribly clumsy of me.
00:16:11Watch your step, sister.
00:16:12I'm terribly sorry.
00:16:15We both are.
00:16:26My name's Gloria.
00:16:27What's yours?
00:16:31Look, sister.
00:16:33Why don't you stick to the nice boys?
00:16:36Nice boys bore me.
00:16:42But you look awfully important.
00:16:48I do?
00:16:49Mm-hmm.
00:16:53Look, sister, I tell you what.
00:16:55I'll buy you a drink.
00:16:57Bartender.
00:17:00Champagne cartel.
00:17:03Her, too.
00:17:05Ah, good evening, Mr. Moroni.
00:17:07Uh, Pierre.
00:17:09Mr. Moroni, stay.
00:17:11Good evening, Mr. Moroni.
00:17:12Good evening, sir.
00:17:25It's out.
00:17:28A bottle of the good stuff.
00:17:30Very well.
00:17:33We ought to consider the Mabouche's proposition.
00:17:35It's out.
00:17:36But they can't do any harm.
00:17:37They're small-time.
00:17:38Mabouche has worked itself up
00:17:40into public enemy number 24.
00:17:42So what, boss?
00:17:43So we let them work the northwest side.
00:17:45And from that, we get a commission.
00:17:47It's a good deal.
00:17:48Tell me, who am I?
00:17:50You're Big Moroni,
00:17:52public enemy number 21.
00:17:54Public enemy number 21
00:17:55don't make deals
00:17:56with public enemy number 24.
00:17:59Tomorrow morning,
00:18:00you take care of Mabouche.
00:18:01That's your job for tomorrow morning,
00:18:03little Joe.
00:18:05Remember that.
00:18:05Okay, boss.
00:18:08Now check the lick in the joint.
00:18:20So, here you are, Mr. Moroni.
00:18:22That ain't none of my stuff, is it?
00:18:23Oh, no, Mr. Moroni.
00:18:25Good.
00:18:26Can't make no chances with my stomach.
00:18:28So like that.
00:18:28Hey, that dame over there by the bar,
00:18:33who is she?
00:18:36Oh, one of the young society ladies
00:18:38looking for trouble.
00:18:40Yeah?
00:18:41That dame's got class.
00:18:45Check those hats, will you?
00:18:47God save me.
00:18:48Something wrong?
00:19:01That man over there
00:19:02is flirting with me.
00:19:04Point him out.
00:19:06Right there.
00:19:10Be right back.
00:19:18That's for nothing, see?
00:19:36Did you see that little squirt?
00:19:38Oh, you were wonderful.
00:19:40I just wish he was a bit bigger.
00:19:43Tell me.
00:19:45Who am I, anyway?
00:19:46Troy, you're Big Moroni.
00:19:49Public enemy number 21.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:53Let's get out of here.
00:19:55When there might be a fight over me,
00:19:57I feel like Helen of Troy.
00:19:59Okay, Helen.
00:20:00Stay and launch your ships,
00:20:02but I'm going.
00:20:03I'm afraid we'll have to go.
00:20:04Okay, babe.
00:20:06Keep your nose clean.
00:20:07Okay.
00:20:09Lock the doors, boys.
00:20:16Hey, you.
00:20:23The big fellow wants a word with you.
00:20:25What big fellow?
00:20:27Him.
00:20:28Moroni.
00:20:29Moroni?
00:20:32Moroni?
00:20:34He?
00:20:35He's Moroni?
00:20:38Oh.
00:20:40No.
00:20:41Oh, gosh.
00:20:42Oh, gee, I...
00:20:55He's still alive.
00:20:57Wise guy, huh?
00:20:58Oh, Mr. Moroni,
00:20:59I didn't know it was you.
00:21:00Honest, I didn't.
00:21:01What you did was slow suicide.
00:21:04Oh, Mr. Moroni, you wouldn't.
00:21:05You know,
00:21:06I saw a picture about you tonight.
00:21:08There was something about it
00:21:09I really liked, Mr. Moroni.
00:21:11One thing.
00:21:12It showed you
00:21:13for the good sport you really are.
00:21:15That scene
00:21:16where you forgave that guy,
00:21:17it got me.
00:21:18It really did.
00:21:20Right here.
00:21:22Yeah,
00:21:23that was a good scene.
00:21:24Just like me.
00:21:26I want to give you a break, son.
00:21:28Oh, gee, thanks.
00:21:29Sit down.
00:21:31I ain't gonna kill you.
00:21:33Outright.
00:21:34Okay, boys.
00:21:36Make with the William Tell.
00:21:37William Tell?
00:21:38Oh, no, please.
00:21:39I'm sorry.
00:21:44Look, fellas, huh?
00:21:45Oh, shut up.
00:22:09Well, nobody can't say
00:22:12I never gave him a chance.
00:22:14You're too good-natured, boss.
00:22:16That's the trouble with you.
00:22:17Well, there's one guy
00:22:18I don't feel good-natured about.
00:22:20Mabuse.
00:22:21Remember that
00:22:22tomorrow morning,
00:22:23little Joe.
00:22:23girl looking good, kid.
00:22:32We want you to die clean, Mabuse.
00:22:35Look, little Joe,
00:22:36why do you want to do
00:22:37a thing like this to me?
00:22:38Nothing personal, Mabuse.
00:22:40Nothing personal.
00:22:40Well, that's what I mean.
00:22:41You keep saying nothing personal.
00:22:43Where's your profit?
00:22:44What you was trying to say?
00:22:45Well, I'm just trying to say
00:22:47you ought to make a profit.
00:22:49You got me interested.
00:22:50Highly interested.
00:22:51Well, it's very simple.
00:22:53Look, I'm ambitious.
00:22:56Right now, I'm public enemy
00:22:57number 24,
00:22:58and I'd like to become
00:23:00public enemy number 23,
00:23:02which means that maybe
00:23:03public enemy number 21
00:23:05should step down.
00:23:07Are you suggesting that my boss
00:23:09ought to be deceased,
00:23:11big Moroni and a bit cherry?
00:23:13It pays good.
00:23:15It pays very good.
00:23:17It could be a grand down
00:23:19and a grand BD.
00:23:22BD?
00:23:23Body delivered.
00:23:25Make it 15 yards down
00:23:26and 15 COD.
00:23:28You made yourself a deal.
00:23:31How soon?
00:23:32Soon as I make
00:23:33one little stop on the way.
00:23:36This one's on me.
00:23:39And little Joe,
00:23:40don't cross me.
00:23:42Now would I cross anybody?
00:23:44I didn't understand you,
00:24:10Jock.
00:24:10I can't find it in myself
00:24:12to understand you.
00:24:14I didn't think you realized
00:24:15what you had done.
00:24:17I realize it perfectly, Angus.
00:24:20I agreed to pay Mr. Little Joe
00:24:21a commission of $500
00:24:22for locating the ingredients
00:24:24of a funeral.
00:24:26We ain't had a good funeral
00:24:28in three months.
00:24:29That's too much
00:24:30for the funeral,
00:24:31Mr. Mebooth.
00:24:32He's nae but
00:24:33public enemy number 24.
00:24:35And besides which,
00:24:37his following
00:24:38is in the northwest side.
00:24:40And as you well know,
00:24:41Jock,
00:24:41the northwest side
00:24:42is nae a good funeral town.
00:24:45For dice and stud poker,
00:24:47but it's nae good
00:24:49for funerals.
00:24:51You're mighty hasty
00:24:53with your fault finding.
00:24:56But might I ask you
00:24:57whose idea it was
00:24:58to salvage and use
00:24:59the same casket
00:25:00over and over again?
00:25:01It was yours, Jock,
00:25:03and a good one.
00:25:04But Mr. Mebooth
00:25:05is nae what?
00:25:06Are we making a profit
00:25:07on Mr. Mebooth's funeral?
00:25:09Ah,
00:25:10we're making a profit,
00:25:11a wee profit.
00:25:13Well,
00:25:13do we always have
00:25:13to make a big profit?
00:25:15Jock!
00:25:17To think that we have
00:25:19radical in the family.
00:25:26Hi.
00:25:27Mr. Little Joe
00:25:28would like to see you,
00:25:29Mr. Angus.
00:25:30Maybe he's arranged
00:25:31the ingredients already.
00:25:32He works fast.
00:25:35Send them on in.
00:25:41Hi, boys.
00:25:42Good morning,
00:25:43Mr. Little Joe.
00:25:45I got to thinking
00:25:47about our proposition.
00:25:49I got a change to make.
00:25:51I come for more dough.
00:25:53More money?
00:25:54You've already taken
00:25:55advantage of us
00:25:56through Jock,
00:25:57charging $500 commission
00:25:58for Mr. Mebooth.
00:26:00This ain't for Mebooth.
00:26:01It's for Big Maroney.
00:26:03Maroney?
00:26:05Public enemy number 21?
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:08How close is he
00:26:10to needing a funeral?
00:26:12Close enough.
00:26:13He's got some people
00:26:14mad at him.
00:26:15Oh, well.
00:26:19Didn't I tell you
00:26:20he was a good man?
00:26:22Well,
00:26:22were there ever
00:26:22an argument,
00:26:23Jock?
00:26:24Well, boys,
00:26:25it's worth a grand more.
00:26:27And I'm letting you
00:26:27off cheap.
00:26:28What, man?
00:26:29To hear you talk,
00:26:30you think Mr. Maroney
00:26:31is one of the
00:26:32crown heads of Europe?
00:26:33Hey,
00:26:34are you making
00:26:35any cracks about my boss?
00:26:37Oh, he's a lot now,
00:26:38is he?
00:26:38He's right, Angus.
00:26:40This will be
00:26:41the biggest thing
00:26:41since the Chicago fire.
00:26:43We can root the funeral
00:26:45right through
00:26:45the business district.
00:26:48It's a buggy.
00:26:58Where is this game?
00:27:00Right down the hall, boss.
00:27:02Where do you see
00:27:02these suckers?
00:27:03Strictly from
00:27:04off a banana boat.
00:27:05Yeah?
00:27:05And I got it all set
00:27:06for you,
00:27:07just to walk in
00:27:07and take over.
00:27:08Gee, that's mighty
00:27:09nice of you,
00:27:09little Joe.
00:27:10It ain't nothing, boss.
00:27:11Tell you what,
00:27:12if anything should
00:27:13ever happen to you
00:27:14while you're
00:27:14using my employee,
00:27:15don't worry
00:27:16about a thing.
00:27:17I'll give you
00:27:18the swellest funeral
00:27:19you was ever at.
00:27:20Gee,
00:27:21you're an angel, boss.
00:27:22Think nothing of it.
00:27:28Hey,
00:27:29where is this guy?
00:27:31Oh, Judy.
00:27:46Judy, please.
00:27:47Johnny, Dill,
00:27:47I won't listen
00:27:48to another word.
00:27:49You have to listen.
00:27:50You were out
00:27:50with Alan last night
00:27:51and you're going
00:27:51out with him
00:27:52again tonight.
00:27:53And what's wrong
00:27:53with that?
00:27:54I think he's nice.
00:27:55He just makes you
00:27:57think he's nice.
00:27:58That's a lawyer for you.
00:27:59Not even a good
00:28:00lawyer either.
00:28:01He is a good lawyer.
00:28:02He isn't.
00:28:03Ask 12 hopeless cases.
00:28:04He is a good lawyer.
00:28:34Oh, Judy.
00:28:37Oh, hello, Mr. Dill.
00:28:38You got that nightgown
00:28:39for my wife,
00:28:40you promised me?
00:28:40It's in my sample trunk,
00:28:41Mr. McGough.
00:28:42I'll be right up.
00:28:43Now, look, Judy,
00:28:44please, I...
00:28:44I...
00:28:45I...
00:28:56I...
00:28:57I...
00:28:59I...
00:29:00Maroni!
00:29:26Now, look here.
00:29:28You've got to get out of there, Mr. Maroni.
00:29:30He's dead.
00:29:34Oh, just a minute.
00:29:36Look, Mr. Maroni, please.
00:29:38Get back in.
00:29:39Look, you've got to get out of there.
00:29:40Maroni, please.
00:29:42Just a minute, I'm coming.
00:29:46Look.
00:29:49Mr. Maroni.
00:29:52Just a minute, I'm coming.
00:29:54Maroni.
00:29:58Just a minute.
00:29:59I'll be there.
00:30:08Come in.
00:30:14Just dropped in to pick up that nightgown, Mr. Dill.
00:30:16Well, I can't seem to find it, Mr. McGow.
00:30:19Well, I'll help you locate it.
00:30:21I haven't been a house detective for 22 years, you know, for nothing.
00:30:24Oh, I remember.
00:30:25Now, I saw it at the stock room.
00:30:27Uh-huh.
00:30:28Well, what's that?
00:30:30This is like the sample you showed me.
00:30:32Oh, it's too small.
00:30:33Well, this is it.
00:30:34So it is.
00:30:36Now, look, you take that right home to Mrs. McGow.
00:30:39Ha-ha.
00:30:39You couldn't see it for looking.
00:30:41No, I couldn't see it.
00:30:43Say, you know, how much applies to you, Mr. Dill.
00:30:45You know, my wife, she's certainly going to enjoy this little nap.
00:30:48Could you have a drink, Lou?
00:30:49No, no, no, thanks.
00:30:50I couldn't.
00:30:55It's just...
00:30:57Look.
00:31:03Oh, no.
00:31:04Oh, no!
00:31:04Please, don't you.
00:31:06Look, look.
00:31:06Mr. McGow.
00:31:07Mr. McGow.
00:31:08Yeah.
00:31:18Oh, yes.
00:31:45Come on.
00:31:46Come on, please, Mr. McGow.
00:31:47Now, please.
00:31:48Look.
00:31:49Come on.
00:31:49Look, please.
00:31:50Here.
00:31:50I...
00:31:55Here.
00:31:56Look, please.
00:31:57Mr. McGow.
00:31:57Please.
00:32:00Come on.
00:32:00Come on.
00:32:01Come on.
00:32:02All right?
00:32:04You killer, you.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07What are you talking about?
00:32:08The corpus delicti in the trunk.
00:32:10Why, there's...
00:32:11There's nothing in that trunk except for a few samples in this wax model.
00:32:15They...
00:32:15They kind of fell out.
00:32:18Hmm.
00:32:19Hmm.
00:32:27I better call that fellow in T-13 and tell him about his last batch.
00:32:32I'm sorry, Mr. Dill.
00:32:33It's all right.
00:32:34I'm very sorry, Mr. Dill.
00:32:36Believe me, I'm sorry, Mr. Dill.
00:32:37And please, please, don't tell anybody.
00:32:41I won't.
00:32:42Please.
00:32:44Well, I...
00:32:45I'd better call the police.
00:32:49No.
00:32:50No, they'd never believe me.
00:32:52They'd think I did it just to revenge last night.
00:32:54I've got to get Maloney out of here.
00:33:02Hello.
00:33:04Hello.
00:33:04This is Mr. Dill.
00:33:06Look, would you ask the Herky Drive Yourself Company to send me a truck right away?
00:33:10Yes, and then ask a porter to come up to my room for a trunk.
00:33:14Hmm?
00:33:15How do I feel?
00:33:16I feel fine, thank you.
00:33:18I feel fine, thank you.
00:33:48Well, look who's here.
00:33:59If it ain't William Tell.
00:34:00Hello.
00:34:02What are you, moving or something?
00:34:03Just a few samples.
00:34:05Samples of what?
00:34:06Brew?
00:34:08Lingerie.
00:34:09Oh, lingerie.
00:34:11Say, maybe you've got something that'll fit my doll.
00:34:13Let's open it up and see.
00:34:15I haven't the key with me.
00:34:17Well, then we'll bust it open.
00:34:19We've got to find the boys, Louie.
00:34:21We ain't got time to fool with this.
00:34:23Yeah, that's right.
00:34:24Okay.
00:34:24Here, sir.
00:34:28Oh.
00:34:29Come on.
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:36Careful now.
00:34:37Careful.
00:34:37Don't drop us.
00:34:39Oh, there.
00:34:40Come on.
00:34:41Here.
00:34:42Here, thanks.
00:34:43Gee, five bucks.
00:34:45Yeah, it's all right.
00:34:46Hey, you.
00:34:47Who?
00:34:48Me?
00:34:49Yeah, you.
00:34:50You don't think you're going to get away with this, do you?
00:34:52We got laws, you know.
00:34:53I didn't do it, officer.
00:34:54I can explain.
00:34:55Explain nothing.
00:34:56You're blocking the sidewalk.
00:34:57Now, get out of here before I give you a ticket.
00:35:00Yes, sir.
00:35:00Sir.
00:35:01Sir.
00:35:02Bye.
00:35:02Bye.
00:35:29Bye.
00:35:29Bye.
00:35:30Bye.
00:35:32Bye.
00:35:32The End
00:36:02The End
00:36:32The End
00:37:02Can you come right away, Judy?
00:37:04You know where it is.
00:37:06The Algonquin Plaza.
00:37:08Yeah, right above Murphy's Laundry.
00:37:11Yeah.
00:37:11And hurry, will you please?
00:37:13I'm hungry.
00:37:13I'm hungry.
00:37:43I'm hungry.
00:37:53I'm hungry.
00:37:57Who's there?
00:38:21It's me, Julie.
00:38:23Oh, just a minute.
00:38:27Come in.
00:38:33Genius.
00:38:33It's good to see you, Judy.
00:38:35Did you bring the food?
00:38:36Yes, here.
00:38:37Oh, boy.
00:38:38You know, I haven't eaten for six days.
00:38:40That's the only reason I called you.
00:38:42I didn't want to get you mixed up in this.
00:38:43Why did you do it?
00:38:44Hmm?
00:38:46Well, you don't think I'm the gangster, do you?
00:38:48I don't know what to think.
00:38:49You didn't kill Big Maroney because he wouldn't buy your lingerie.
00:38:52I didn't kill Maroney.
00:38:54Well, then why are you hiding out?
00:38:55Well, it's...
00:38:56Will Allen says you have nothing to worry about.
00:38:58Will Allen?
00:38:59Uh-huh.
00:39:00What's he got to do with this?
00:39:01He's going to defend you.
00:39:03Oh, he's going to defend me.
00:39:06Oh, no.
00:39:07No, I'm not going to be hopeless case number 13.
00:39:10You won't be a hopeless case if you're innocent.
00:39:12Oh, Johnny, listen to me.
00:39:14I don't want you living like this, a fugitive,
00:39:17always running from place to place.
00:39:18I am innocent.
00:39:19Well, then come back and prove it.
00:39:21Let me call Will.
00:39:23Please, for my sake.
00:39:26Oh, okay.
00:39:27Call him.
00:39:31Main 41011.
00:39:33Tell him to bring another hamburger.
00:39:35Oh, hurry up with that sandwich, will you, Johnny?
00:39:42I told the reporters we'd be right down.
00:39:44We'd be right down where?
00:39:46Why?
00:39:47You're going to give yourself up on the steps of the city hall.
00:39:50The city hall?
00:39:51Oh, why can't I go down to a policeman on a corner?
00:39:54Oh, no.
00:39:55We've got to do this right, Johnny.
00:39:57Why?
00:39:57I planned a sensational surrender.
00:39:59Well, maybe it'd be better to do it more quietly.
00:40:01Well, no, they're waiting.
00:40:02Well, there'll be reporters, photographers,
00:40:04at least 100,000 people,
00:40:06and the mayor's going to be there.
00:40:08The mayor?
00:40:08Yes.
00:40:09Why, this is going to be the biggest surrender since Cornwallis.
00:40:12Will he have to go to jail?
00:40:14Only as a formality.
00:40:15I'll have him out of jail by morning.
00:40:19Public enemy number 21 surrenders.
00:40:24Crowds watch killers surrender to justice
00:40:27at city hall steps.
00:40:29Isn't that great?
00:40:30Oh, what publicity.
00:40:33Will, I thought you were going to get me out on bail this morning.
00:40:36Red tape, Johnny.
00:40:37I'll have you out of this cell by tomorrow.
00:40:41It's been four weeks,
00:40:43and every day you've been telling me
00:40:44you're going to get me out tomorrow.
00:40:46Well, you don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:40:48Your trial starts tomorrow.
00:40:50Are you sure you can get me out for my trial?
00:40:52Look at that audience.
00:41:02Didn't I tell you?
00:41:03You're a celebrity.
00:41:04Yes, but for how long?
00:41:07Hello, Johnny.
00:41:08Doesn't he look menacing?
00:41:10Doesn't Johnny look terrible?
00:41:13I just can't believe it.
00:41:15Look at those women.
00:41:16And every one of them in love with you.
00:41:19The whole world loves you, Johnny.
00:41:21I can see 12 people who don't.
00:41:25Look at them.
00:41:27They've got bars in their eyes.
00:41:28So that's the guy that knocked off Nick Morelli.
00:41:33He must be tougher than he looks.
00:41:35You know, he still looks like a punk to me.
00:41:38He don't look trustworthy.
00:41:40His eyes are too close together.
00:41:44Everybody rise.
00:41:55Here hee, here hee.
00:41:56The circuit court is now in session.
00:41:57Honorable Richard R. Watson, Judge Presiding.
00:42:01Be seated.
00:42:08Spade versus Johnny Dill, alias Killer Dill.
00:42:12And you say you heard the defendant threaten the deceased?
00:42:16It was the night before the murder.
00:42:19He was talking on the phone.
00:42:21I don't want to have to bump you off, he says.
00:42:23But any more slip-ups and...
00:42:26I knew he meant...
00:42:27Your witness.
00:42:33Now, you say that my client said any more slip-ups and, uh...
00:42:46Now, does that sound like the sort of thing that public enemy number 21 would do?
00:42:52Public enemy number 21, I object.
00:42:55It is not your place to object, Mr. Dill.
00:42:58It is for your lawyer to object.
00:43:00Well, I object to my lawyer.
00:43:02Well, we are sitting there in a blue cockatoo, minding our own business,
00:43:07when this, this vicious character come over and provoke injury on a boss by mashing his nose into his puss.
00:43:16And this called by the killer.
00:43:18He knew the corpus delicti was reclining in his trunk.
00:43:21And then...
00:43:22Until when my plant was turned, he whisked the evidence away from under my nose.
00:43:26I was the porter.
00:43:30Five bucks he gives me to help him load the trunk.
00:43:33Five bucks.
00:43:34I was robbed.
00:43:36That's in the bag, Louie.
00:43:38Yeah.
00:43:39That'll learn him to go around knocking off my brother.
00:43:41I will now call Miss Millie Gardner.
00:43:51Miss Millie Gardner, take the stand.
00:43:58Do you swear to tell the truth, all truth, and nothing but the truth?
00:44:00I do.
00:44:07Now, Miss Gardner, you have known the defendant for some time, I believe.
00:44:10Oh, yes, for years.
00:44:12He was only selling junior misses when I first knew him.
00:44:15And during this time, you've always found him to be a model citizen?
00:44:19Always.
00:44:20His disguise was perfect.
00:44:23It wasn't a disguise.
00:44:27Order in the court.
00:44:35Yeah, the trial's practically over.
00:44:37I still can't figure out the defense that Dill's lawyer's putting up.
00:44:40The wise money's betting 10 to 1 on Dill's conviction.
00:44:43He was wonderful.
00:44:44So calm and cold and brutal.
00:44:48So glamorous.
00:44:50I knew the minute I saw him, he was an important gangster.
00:44:53I haven't got a chance.
00:44:59What are you talking about?
00:45:00I'm talking about my chances.
00:45:02The whole country is calling me public enemy number 21.
00:45:05Shh, quiet.
00:45:07I'll call Miss Judy Parker.
00:45:11Miss Parker, you have known the defendant for quite some time.
00:45:14Yes.
00:45:15Now, would you say that the defendant had the capabilities of a killer?
00:45:18Certainly not.
00:45:20And have you ever had any reason to suspect the defendant of leading a double life?
00:45:25Never.
00:45:26He was always kind and gentle.
00:45:29And even a bit timid.
00:45:31Timid?
00:45:32He talked mostly about settling down.
00:45:34Hmm?
00:45:34Said he wanted a home in the country and chickens and dogs.
00:45:39He was very sweet.
00:45:40And most considerate.
00:45:41Thank you, Miss Parker.
00:45:44Your witness.
00:45:54That's a very pretty picture you painted the defendant, Miss Parker.
00:45:58But, of course, we understand why you'd like to see this killer go free.
00:46:03I understand you've announced your intention to marry the defense attorney, William Allen.
00:46:08It'd be quite a feather in his cap if he won this case, wouldn't it?
00:46:11Oh, so that's what you were doing while I was in jail.
00:46:15Sit down, you fool, and shut up.
00:46:16What are you trying to do?
00:46:17Ruin me?
00:46:18Ruin you?
00:46:18I'll kill you.
00:46:19If I must die for murder, it's going to be yours.
00:46:22Order the court!
00:46:23I'll be separating these men!
00:46:25Order the court!
00:46:26Any more outbursts, and I shall hold you for contempt.
00:46:46Let us proceed with the case.
00:46:48May I ask the court a question, Your Honor?
00:46:51Request granted.
00:46:53The evidence shows that Moroney wore an 18 and a half collar.
00:46:57Yes, that's right.
00:46:59Would the court ask Mr. Allen what the size of his collar is?
00:47:03Well, 15 and a half.
00:47:05Then how could a man who couldn't choke a 15 and a half neck be able to break an 18 and a half neck?
00:47:12Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
00:47:29Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a verdict?
00:47:43We have, Your Honor.
00:47:45Defendant will rise and face the jury.
00:47:56How does the jury find?
00:47:57Not guilty.
00:48:07I'm guilty.
00:48:08Oh, I'm guilty.
00:48:10Oh, no.
00:48:16Oh, he's gone.
00:48:19I want to talk to that mouthpiece.
00:48:21You wait for me.
00:48:24Innocent, huh?
00:48:25How do you like that?
00:48:27I'm not guilty.
00:48:28Well, he ain't gonna get away with it.
00:48:30Leave it to me, boss.
00:48:32I'll get him.
00:48:35Allen?
00:48:35Yes?
00:48:37That's a pretty cute little trick you pulled off there.
00:48:39Part of the business.
00:48:40Just part of the business.
00:48:42You know, I could use a smart mouthpiece like you.
00:48:44Why don't you call me sometime?
00:48:47Mabuse?
00:48:47You know, that client of yours, that killer Dill, must be a pretty rough boy.
00:48:54Well, you have to be to put Big Maroney out of business.
00:48:56That's what I mean.
00:48:58Maybe you could arrange a meeting.
00:49:00Yeah, I'll call you.
00:49:15Thanks.
00:49:15Thanks a million.
00:49:17You don't remember me, do you, Mr. Allen?
00:49:19Oh, should I?
00:49:21Well, I started you on your career.
00:49:23Oh?
00:49:24I was your first client.
00:49:25Oh, really?
00:49:26Yes.
00:49:27I got a parking ticket, and you wouldn't let me pay the $5 fine.
00:49:31Oh, yes.
00:49:32But I appealed the case.
00:49:33And I got ten days in jail.
00:49:36I knew when you had things beginning to look so bad for that guy, he just had to be innocent.
00:49:42Sure, he's guilty.
00:49:43Nobody believes otherwise.
00:49:45It was a trick defense.
00:49:46They must have rehearsed it for weeks.
00:49:48Yeah, that Allen's a smart lawyer.
00:49:51Al.
00:49:52All right, Mabuse, I'll handle the whole deal.
00:49:54Right.
00:49:58That looks fine.
00:50:03Yes?
00:50:06Mr. Dill is here, Mr. Allen.
00:50:08Oh, send him right in.
00:50:11Hiya, killer.
00:50:13Oh, you folks run along, will you?
00:50:14I've got some business to talk over with the big boy.
00:50:17Sit down, old man.
00:50:20Al, how does it feel to be a free man?
00:50:22Free?
00:50:23The whole world still thinks I'm guilty.
00:50:26Well, you're not behind bars, anyway, thanks to my brilliant defense.
00:50:30Your brilliant defense convinced everyone that I'm public enemy number 21.
00:50:34That's why I sent for you to come up here.
00:50:36Oh.
00:50:36I fixed it for you to join Mabuse and his mob.
00:50:38Well, that's...
00:50:40Mabuse and his mob?
00:50:42Yeah.
00:50:43They want you to be their leader.
00:50:44I don't want to be their leader.
00:50:47Oh, now, look, Will, you know that I'm not a gangster.
00:50:50Ah, but they don't.
00:50:51They think you're a pretty tough hombre.
00:50:53Well, I...
00:50:54I'm not.
00:50:56Well, unfortunately, you're going to have to be.
00:50:58For your own protection.
00:51:00What do you mean, for my own protection?
00:51:02Louis Moroni is after you.
00:51:04Louis Moroni is after me?
00:51:06He's trying to square things for the murder of his brother.
00:51:08Oh.
00:51:08And he still thinks you did it.
00:51:10Oh, no.
00:51:11Now, joining up with Mabuse will give you not only protection, but prestige.
00:51:15No, no, no.
00:51:15I'd only get into more trouble.
00:51:17Now, look, look, please.
00:51:18I tried being a gangster for just one night, and look what I got into.
00:51:22No, no, Will.
00:51:23I am going back to selling lingerie.
00:51:27If you live.
00:51:30Louis Moroni can do what he wants.
00:51:46Tell Mabuse I'll be right over as soon as I pack.
00:51:49Well, you don't have to pack, Johnny.
00:51:50You can go right on staying at the same hotel.
00:51:52Oh, no.
00:51:53That Moroni bunch is always hanging around there.
00:51:56I'm moving in with Mabuse.
00:51:57Mabuse has already moved in with you.
00:51:59You see, your hotel is now in Mabuse territory.
00:52:03Oh.
00:52:03Why?
00:52:04They'll take care of you like a baby.
00:52:06But what good will that do me?
00:52:08I'll be safe, but they'll still think I'm a killer.
00:52:10Oh, my kind of a life isn't worth saving.
00:52:13Well, now, wait a minute.
00:52:14Have you thought of this?
00:52:15This might be your chance to find the killer.
00:52:18Yeah.
00:52:19Yeah, that's an idea.
00:52:21But how am I going to get back to my hotel?
00:52:23They've got field artillery outside the door.
00:52:26Wait a minute.
00:52:27Come on.
00:52:28What?
00:52:32Wait a minute.
00:52:35The coast is clear.
00:52:37Now make a run for it.
00:52:37All right.
00:52:38All right.
00:52:38All right.
00:52:38All right.
00:52:45Let's get out for them.
00:53:12All right.
00:53:14Can't this thing go any faster?
00:53:27Pretty hot in this town.
00:53:28What do you want me to do?
00:53:29Get pinched?
00:53:30What did you stop for just when we had them?
00:53:49But this is the borderline, little Joe.
00:53:52Ain't you seen the new map?
00:53:53Look.
00:53:56This is my boat's territory now.
00:53:58Oh.
00:54:00You know, these changing frontiers confuse me.
00:54:04Hey, boss.
00:54:05Get a load of this.
00:54:07The killer sure goes for the dames.
00:54:16You must have a harem.
00:54:18And all sizes.
00:54:21All right.
00:54:21Now look, you guys.
00:54:23Killer Dill isn't going to be a permanent fixture around here like you may think.
00:54:27He doesn't know it yet, but we're just going to make use of him until the right time comes.
00:54:31Then he goes for a ride.
00:54:32And you jump from public enemy number 24 to 21.
00:54:37That's right.
00:54:37I skipped two grades that way.
00:54:40Pretty sharp, boss.
00:54:41And stop calling me boss.
00:54:43Call him the boss.
00:54:45That way you don't get wise.
00:54:47Put that stuff away.
00:54:48Okay.
00:55:14I'm leaving.
00:55:26There ain't nobody big enough to hold me back.
00:55:28Take it easy, killer, will you?
00:55:54Welcome home, boss.
00:55:59Come on in.
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:02Any of your friends got any friends, boss?
00:56:04Cut it.
00:56:05Yeah, cut it.
00:56:07Let's get down to business, killer.
00:56:10Hmm.
00:56:11I just been thinking.
00:56:12Why don't we show the world we got a legal contract, you and us?
00:56:16Let's knock off the blue cockatoo tonight.
00:56:19Shove the Moroni gang right out.
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:22Why not?
00:56:23Hey, there's Jonesy.
00:56:42Ah.
00:56:43Here comes Mr. Dill, the elite lingerie salesman.
00:56:46Get rid of him.
00:56:47I don't want any of his lingerie.
00:56:50Killer, Dill.
00:56:50Oh.
00:56:56Hello, Mr. Dill.
00:56:57Hi.
00:56:58Why haven't you been in to see us lately?
00:56:59We miss you.
00:57:01Missed me?
00:57:02I couldn't get past your secretary here.
00:57:04She said you never wanted to see me.
00:57:06What?
00:57:07There's a grave error somewhere, Miss Crawford.
00:57:08I wonder if I could impose on you at this moment, killer.
00:57:12Hmm?
00:57:13I wonder if I could persuade you to take an order for, say, a dozen of each of your samples.
00:57:18A dozen?
00:57:19Well, make it two dozen.
00:57:22Two?
00:57:24Well, five is the best I can really do.
00:57:27Five?
00:57:27Oh, that's wonderful.
00:57:29That's fine.
00:57:30All right.
00:57:33I'm glad he didn't bump the old boy off.
00:57:35Not here.
00:57:37Gee.
00:57:38Gee, thanks.
00:57:40I'll see you.
00:57:41I just knocked off an order from one of the toughest guys in underwear.
00:57:49In what?
00:57:50In the underworld.
00:57:56I'm glad you dropped in, killer.
00:57:58I got some business to talk over with you.
00:58:00Yeah?
00:58:00I would appreciate very much if that Maroney gang would take their crummy beer to someplace else.
00:58:06As a matter of fact, that's exactly what we came to talk to you about, ain't it, killer?
00:58:10Yeah.
00:58:11Show us to our table and we'll talk this thing over.
00:58:14Yes, sir.
00:58:14This way, please.
00:58:23You heard what happened at the Blue Cockatoo last night?
00:58:25We got dispossessed.
00:58:27Yeah, I heard.
00:58:28Yeah, I heard.
00:58:30And Killer Dill is muscling in on our territory.
00:58:32I thought you were going to take care of him.
00:58:34Don't worry.
00:58:35I'll get him.
00:58:35How?
00:58:36That Mabuse mob will keep him tighter than Alcatraz on a Saturday night.
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:42Wait a minute.
00:58:44I just got an idea.
00:58:47Okay, my scientific friend.
00:58:50Spill it.
00:58:52I moves in with the Mabuse mob.
00:58:55You ain't figuring on giving us the cross, little Joe.
00:58:58Listen, will you?
00:58:59We pretend we has a fight.
00:59:01Then you publicly exonerate me.
00:59:04Exonerate you?
00:59:05Throw you out?
00:59:06That's right.
00:59:08Then I'm unemployed.
00:59:09I need a job.
00:59:10So what do I do?
00:59:12I goes to the Mabuse mob for employment.
00:59:16I'm beginning to catch you.
00:59:18Now I am his bodyguard, see?
00:59:21And there ain't nothing at all to fix it so I can be alone with him.
00:59:25And then?
00:59:29And that's all there was to it.
00:59:32I had mush nose on the end of my gun.
00:59:34A rod.
00:59:36If I had my rod with me, I could show you better.
00:59:40Use this, boss.
00:59:40I picked this up for my kid's valentine this morning.
00:59:43Oh, yeah.
00:59:45So I said to mush nose,
00:59:47Okay, start them hands climbing.
00:59:50Higher!
00:59:51One more move out of you and your middle name is lead, see?
00:59:55And what did mush nose do?
00:59:56Mush nose turns and springs like a panther.
00:59:59Okay, mush nose, I said.
01:00:01You asked for it.
01:00:02Now take it.
01:00:06Why, you...
01:00:07I'm sorry, Mabuse.
01:00:09I didn't know it was a water gun.
01:00:11It's okay.
01:00:13Forget it.
01:00:16Get your kicks while you can, boss.
01:00:18That's what I always say.
01:00:21Yeah.
01:00:22What you just did was slow suicide.
01:00:25I told you I put up with my kid, boss.
01:00:27I didn't know it was loaded.
01:00:29Ah, forget it.
01:00:31Forget it.
01:00:32Say, Mabuse, did you check on that rumor?
01:00:34Yeah, but it's not a rumor.
01:00:36Little Joe really had to be with the Maroney Bunch?
01:00:38That's right, and he's joining our mob.
01:00:40He's on his way over here right now.
01:00:43Of course, if that's all right with you, boss.
01:00:46Oh, sure, sure.
01:00:49Sure.
01:00:49Hiya, fellas.
01:00:58Good afternoon.
01:00:59Good afternoon, Mr. Little Joe.
01:01:01Say, boys, I could use Little Joe.
01:01:04I got news for you.
01:01:06Hi.
01:01:08Public enemy number 21.
01:01:11Public enemy number 21?
01:01:16Killer deal.
01:01:18In fact, I was on my way over now to see about his health.
01:01:20Well, listen, you don't like him.
01:01:24You don't like him.
01:01:24You don't like him.
01:01:25You don't like him.
01:01:26You don't like him.
01:01:27You don't like him.
01:01:35Hello.
01:01:36Well, boss, you let the blue cockatoo off pretty easy.
01:01:39Only 200 cases.
01:01:41That's all he could handle.
01:01:42He said if we put in 400 cases, there wouldn't be room for people to dance.
01:01:46Oh, he did. Well, maybe a beer bottle across his skull would have changed his mind.
01:01:51Who's given the orders around here?
01:01:54Oh, you are a killer.
01:01:56Oh, sorry. No offense.
01:02:04Here, my boost. We collected 80 bucks so far.
01:02:06Oh, that's good. That's fine.
01:02:08Hey, boss, would you like to go in on these flowers with us?
01:02:11Who died?
01:02:12How do you like that? Always taking a visit.
01:02:15No, no. This is for a wedding. A mouthpiece is getting married.
01:02:20What?
01:02:21Yeah, Will Allen, you know. He's marrying that cute little chick, Judy Parker.
01:02:24By the way, my boost, little Joe is waiting outside.
01:02:27Oh, he is. We'll send him in. Is that all right with you, boss?
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:31Okay.
01:02:31Yeah, sure.
01:02:35Hey, killer.
01:02:38What's the matter with you?
01:02:39Nothing.
01:02:41Nothing's the matter.
01:02:46Well, hiya, little Joe.
01:02:48Hi.
01:02:51Hey, boss.
01:02:52You know little Joe, don't you?
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54Who you met?
01:02:56Never thought I'd be working for you, boss.
01:02:59Okay, little Joe.
01:03:00Go on. What's with?
01:03:00I got a steer for you, my boost.
01:03:05The 51 club.
01:03:06Now, what's the deal?
01:03:08They're tired of the Moroni hooch.
01:03:10They're ready for somebody with a proposition.
01:03:13You wouldn't be playing games with us, would you, little Joe?
01:03:16Now, don't I look screwed up?
01:03:18Okay.
01:03:19Hey, boss.
01:03:20Maybe we better take a run over there right now.
01:03:23Hey, boss.
01:03:24Huh?
01:03:25Oh, oh, you, you go on.
01:03:27I don't feel like going out today.
01:03:30Maybe I better not go, too.
01:03:31I'm hot in that territory.
01:03:33That's right.
01:03:33Maybe you better not.
01:03:35Hey, killer.
01:03:36Keep an eye on little Joe.
01:03:38Don't let him get frisky.
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:40I'll watch him.
01:03:42Where do we pick up the boys?
01:03:43They're down in the lobby with the pinball machine.
01:03:45Hey, we pick them up on the way out.
01:03:48Oh, and here's the tip on your spiel.
01:03:50Oh.
01:03:55Judy, you can't marry him.
01:04:03Alan's no good for you.
01:04:05He'll only make your life miserable.
01:04:09Why don't you go and fight for the girl you love?
01:04:12You and your big talk about mush nose.
01:04:15Why don't you act the way you talk?
01:04:16I'm going to stop you, Alan.
01:04:27I'm going to kill you, you double-crosser.
01:04:31Hang easy, killer.
01:04:32Don't shoot.
01:04:33I'll sing.
01:04:36You will?
01:04:39Yeah.
01:04:40It was me.
01:04:41I killed Moroni.
01:04:43Oh, well, you caused me an awful lot of trouble, you know.
01:04:45Well, I didn't mean to kill her honest, I didn't.
01:04:48Put that gun down, will you?
01:04:49It might go off.
01:04:50Yes, it might, and it will.
01:04:52I was going to tell you about it before, killer honest I was, but something got coming up.
01:04:56I couldn't get to you.
01:04:57You were?
01:04:59Yeah.
01:05:00It was under my conscience.
01:05:01Something excruciating.
01:05:02Now, will you put that gun down?
01:05:04Wait a minute.
01:05:06You're going to write that confession.
01:05:08Here.
01:05:10Here's some paper.
01:05:11Now, you put it down on there or else.
01:05:14Now, look.
01:05:15Hell, I've got to be more careful, will you?
01:05:16It might go off.
01:05:17I'll give the orders here.
01:05:19You write.
01:05:21With your hands up.
01:05:22How am I going to write with my hands up?
01:05:26Against the wall.
01:05:31I am a...
01:05:34How do you spell rat?
01:05:35R-A.
01:05:36Look, just put down that you killed Moroni, how you did it, and then sign it.
01:05:40Pull.
01:05:41Okay.
01:05:56Here you are, killer.
01:05:58All in black and white.
01:05:59Oh, gee.
01:06:00Thanks, little Joe.
01:06:01Hi.
01:06:03Now, you didn't think you was going to get it, did you?
01:06:05No, wait.
01:06:05Please.
01:06:06I was just...
01:06:07I'm going to blow your brains out.
01:06:08Please, don't.
01:06:11Why, you dirty little.
01:06:12Look, I'll get you the same way I got Moroni.
01:06:15You ain't going to do nothing, little Joe.
01:06:18No more, you ain't.
01:06:20It's a lucky thing I came up to check on you.
01:06:23Get out.
01:06:23Get away.
01:06:24Oh, my God.
01:06:54Oh, my God.
01:07:24Oh, my God.
01:07:34Oh, my God.
01:07:36Gosh.
01:07:37Ten floors.
01:07:39Should have been 40.
01:07:44Oh, oh, boy.
01:07:47Little Joe killed.
01:07:49When?
01:07:51Oh, I see.
01:07:53Okay.
01:07:54Thanks, Maboos.
01:07:56Maboos.
01:07:57That awful gangster.
01:07:58I don't like him.
01:07:59Oh, now, Judy, it's clients like that that pay for honeymoons.
01:08:02Well, since our honeymoon can only be for two weeks, I don't see why it shouldn't be paid for by nicer clients.
01:08:07Oh, now, honey.
01:08:10You might have told me you were getting married today.
01:08:13Well, I tried to, but you were too busy.
01:08:15Well, I've never been that busy.
01:08:17What is that?
01:08:18Huh?
01:08:19It's a confession.
01:08:20Little Joe confessed to the murder of Maroney.
01:08:22No.
01:08:23Yes.
01:08:24Do you realize what that means?
01:08:25It'll prove that I'm not a public enemy.
01:08:27I can quit the Maboos gang and I don't have to be afraid of Maroney anymore.
01:08:31Oh, Johnny, I'm so happy for you.
01:08:33Yeah.
01:08:34Now you really are free.
01:08:35Yes, sir.
01:08:36Well, you always was free.
01:08:37I was in court.
01:08:38Yes, but you didn't prove that I wasn't a gangster.
01:08:40This does.
01:08:41All right, it does.
01:08:42It also proves a lot of other things.
01:08:45You can hurt a lot of people with this little piece of paper, Johnny.
01:08:49What do you mean, hurt a lot of people?
01:08:51Well, suddenly, you're not public enemy number 21.
01:08:54It would make Maboos the laughing stock of the country.
01:08:57Well, if it's only Maboos that's gonna hurt, let him laugh.
01:09:00I don't care.
01:09:01Well, I wouldn't care either if it didn't affect Judy.
01:09:04Judy.
01:09:06Judy.
01:09:09The effect is indirect, I know.
01:09:11And I don't care about losing my law practice.
01:09:13I'm not thinking of myself.
01:09:15But you wouldn't want to throw anything in the way of Judy's happiness, would you, Johnny?
01:09:18No, but...
01:09:20Well, then, let's destroy this before it does any damage.
01:09:26There.
01:09:27Now you have nothing to worry about.
01:09:29No, I guess not.
01:09:31Well, good luck to both of you.
01:09:36Thanks.
01:09:38Do you mind if I kiss the bride?
01:09:41No, go right ahead.
01:09:50I hope you'll both be very happy.
01:09:53Well, that straightens him out.
01:10:05I'm glad you did that.
01:10:07Are you, Judy?
01:10:08Well, I was afraid you might misunderstand.
01:10:11I understand perfectly.
01:10:13Oh, that's swell.
01:10:14Now, we have a date with the minister.
01:10:16No, Will.
01:10:17I've got a date with public enemy number 21.
01:10:20You see...
01:10:22I like my hoodlum smile.
01:10:30Johnny!
01:10:31Johnny!
01:10:32Aren't you going to come to my wedding?
01:10:35No.
01:10:36I couldn't stand to watch you getting married to somebody else.
01:10:39Well, if I beg you, will you come?
01:10:41No.
01:10:42No.
01:10:43But you've got to.
01:10:44Why?
01:10:45How can I marry you if you're not there?
01:10:50What did you say?
01:10:51I said, how can I marry you if you're not there?
01:10:54Oh.
01:10:55Oh, Judy.
01:11:03Did I say mild?
01:11:04Telephone, Mr. Allen.
01:11:08It's Mr. Mabuse.
01:11:15Hello, Mabuse.
01:11:18They got you and Louie in jail.
01:11:21And the McPheeters brothers, too.
01:11:24Well, I'll be right down with Bale.
01:11:27What's that?
01:11:29Oh, are you kidding?
01:11:30Why, they can't put me in jail.
01:11:35Hey, buddy.
01:11:36Do you know where I can get a good lawyer?
01:11:38I know a good guy.
01:11:39You do?
01:11:40He defended Taylor Dell.
01:11:42A lawyer named Will Allen.
01:11:45No.
01:11:47No.
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