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Step back into the golden age of cinema with A Sailor’s Last Gamble – Classic Comedy 1932. This charming vintage short follows a wandering sailor who finds himself caught between mischief, luck, and unexpected adventure. Featuring timeless physical humor, witty moments, and classic early-Hollywood style, this restored version brings the lively spirit of 1930s comedy back to the screen. Perfect for fans of retro films, slapstick, and nostalgic storytelling.
Transcript
00:00The End
00:30Ahoy, then.
00:42Don't tow my sea baggage.
00:47Oh, dear.
00:52Let's do it.
00:55Let's do it.
00:59I can't tow my sea bag around like that.
01:01My best suit is in it.
01:03Throw it over your port shoulder and full speed ahead.
01:06Aye, aye, sir.
01:08Oh, no!
01:11No!
01:13No!
01:14No!
01:15So, you're going to get married, eh?
01:32You ungrateful little brat.
01:35After all I've done for you.
01:37If you want to get married, what's the matter with me?
01:42I'll marry you.
01:44Sure.
01:45I don't mind.
01:47Now that I come to think of it, it's a pretty good idea.
01:52Come on.
01:55Come on.
01:57Come on.
01:58Come on.
02:00Come on.
02:01Come on.
02:02Come on.
02:03Come on.
02:04Come on.
02:05Come on.
02:06Come on.
02:07Come on.
02:08Come on.
02:09Come on.
02:10Come on.
02:11Come on.
02:12Come on.
02:13Come on.
02:14Come on.
02:15Come on.
02:16Come on.
02:17Come on.
02:22Good morning.
02:23What do you want?
02:24We'd like to get a room, please.
02:26All right.
02:28What kind of a room do you want?
02:33We'd like to see your floor plan, please.
02:35Floor plan?
02:36Yes, sir. We'd like a room with a southern explosion.
02:40Not explosion. Exposion.
02:43All right.
02:45Majesty.
03:06Here we go.
05:18Upstairs.
05:19Third door on the left.
05:22Hello.
05:23Is this you, Justice?
05:25Well, say, this is Mudsy Long over to the mariner's rest.
05:28Get a ceremony I want you to perform.
05:32Me?
05:34I'm going to be married.
05:37Sure, she's conscious.
05:42Oh, yeah.
05:42All right.
05:43I'll pick up the license.
05:44Come over right away, will you?
05:47Okay, you know.
05:48What seems to be the trouble?
06:03She's crying with happiness.
06:05She's going to be married.
06:07Who's the lucky fellow?
06:08Oh, yeah.
06:18Can you beat that?
06:21What?
06:22What a terrible cat's after me.
06:24Remember, love is blind.
06:34Come, Stanley.
06:35Let's relax and have a little game of pool.
06:39Cat's after me.
06:40Come, come, come, come, come, come.
07:02Hello, sweetheart.
07:04Sweetheart, all dressed up for the win.
07:08Oh, help me.
07:09Please, help me.
07:12Oh, please, Mr.
07:13Don't let him get me, please.
07:14What's the matter?
07:15Well, he's making me marry him, and I don't want to.
07:17You don't want to?
07:18No.
07:20Oh, no.
07:21Just a moment.
07:22Don't you think you're overstepping your bounds?
07:26Oh, please, don't.
07:30Run out on me, will you?
07:31Well, I'll put you where you stay.
07:33Oh, no, no, no, no.
07:35right here.
07:36I'm going to get you.
07:37No, no.
07:37Don't be doing it.
07:38No.
07:39Don't be doing it.
07:39No.
07:40Don't be doing it.
07:42Don't worry.
07:43Oh, here it is.
07:44I'll let you go.
07:46Get in here.
07:47Get in the door.
07:48Get in there.
07:49Get in there.
07:49Don't be doing it.
07:51Don't be doing it.
07:52Don't be doing it.
07:53Don't be doing it.
07:54Oh, you think you're going to run away from me.
07:55Don't be doing it.
07:57Well, I guess I won't let you.
07:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
08:02Never get out of here, lady.
08:04Let him.
08:04Don't run away from me, I'm going to get married, huh?
08:10Don't run away from me, will you?
08:21Hello, Judge. You're just in time.
08:25Where's the bride?
08:27In here.
08:28You got your witnesses?
08:30Witnesses?
08:32Sure.
08:33Hey, you mugs. Come here.
08:38You! Hurry!
08:45Come on here!
08:47Come on, make it snappy.
08:49You're going to help me get married.
08:52No, no, please don't.
08:54We won't do it.
08:55You what? We won't do it.
08:57What do you mean you want to?
08:59Just run.
09:00Give me that key.
09:02Get up!
09:03Get it!
09:04Get it!
09:06Get it!
09:07Get it!
09:08Oh!
09:10Give it down!
09:11Oh!
09:12Come here!
09:13Get it!
09:14Get it!
09:15Get!
09:17Get down!
09:19Get down!
09:21Get down!
09:23Get down!
09:25Come here!
09:27Get down!
09:29Get down!
09:31Help!
09:33Let go!
09:35Move!
09:37Move!
09:39Move!
09:41Move!
09:43Get down!
09:45Get down!
09:47Move!
09:49Help!
09:51Help!
09:53Help!
09:55Get down!
09:57Get down!
09:59Get down!
10:01You!
10:03Help!
10:05Help!
10:07Help!
10:09Hey!
10:11Get down!
10:13Move!
10:14Get down!
10:16Get down!
10:18Hey!
10:19Get down!
10:20Get down!
10:22Come on again!
10:24I'll get to it!
10:26Ah!
10:28Ah!
10:30Ah!
10:32Come on, dad!
10:34Follow the key!
10:36Hold the key to me!
10:37Stand!
10:38Come on, nobody!
10:39Hey!
10:40Get down!
10:41Get it!
10:47Get it away!
10:49Get it!
10:51Don't let it!
10:53No!
10:59I don't want that tear!
11:05Oh!
11:07Don't get it!
11:09Don't get it!
11:11Don't get it!
11:13Don't get it!
11:19Get it!
11:21Get it!
11:31What do you want to do that for?
11:33He was the wrong king.
11:35If I ever get my hands on you!
11:39Come on!
11:53Well, that's that.
11:55Let's go get something to eat.
11:57You got any money?
11:59Well, I gave it to you.
12:01Haven't you got it?
12:03Yes.
12:05I left it in the hotel room.
12:07Oh.
12:09Now what are we going to do?
12:11Here we are without a diamond on the verge of starvation.
12:13Gee, it looks like a tough winter.
12:15Tough?
12:17If we don't get something to eat, we won't live till winter.
12:19Hey there!
12:21Hello, Harry!
12:23Well, well, well, well.
12:25Well, well, well.
12:27Well.
12:28Ollie.
12:29Harry!
12:30Gee, I haven't seen you in ages.
12:31No.
12:32My friend, Mr. Laurel, Mr. Bernard.
12:33How do you do?
12:34What are you doing?
12:35Oh, I'm doing fine, Ollie.
12:36I'm running a little fight stadium down here.
12:38I'm cleaning up.
12:39Gee, that's great.
12:40How's things by you?
12:41Oh, just as usual.
12:43What's the matter?
12:44You up against it?
12:45In a very large manner.
12:47Gee, that's tough.
12:48Is it?
12:49Sure is.
12:50Well, don't pay for it.
12:51Tell the fellow...
12:52He doesn't mean to stake.
12:53He means our condition.
12:54Well, I didn't know.
12:55I thought he was talking about...
12:57Oof!
12:58Oof!
12:59Oof!
13:00Oof!
13:01Oof!
13:02Oof!
13:03Oof!
13:04Oof!
13:05Oof!
13:06Oof!
13:07Oof!
13:08Oof!
13:09Oof!
13:10Oof!
13:11Oof!
13:12Oof!
13:13Oof!
13:14Oof!
13:15Oof!
13:16Oof!
13:17Oof!
13:18Oof!
13:19Oof!
13:20Oof!
13:21Oof!
13:22Oof!
13:23Oof!
13:24Oof!
13:25Oof!
13:26Oof!
13:27Oof!
13:28Oof!
13:29Oof!
13:30Oof!
13:31Oof!
13:32Oof!
13:33Oof!
13:34Oof!
13:35Oof!
13:36Oof!
13:37Oof!
13:38Oof!
13:39Oof!
13:40Why, sure. How much do you want?
13:42Oh, uh, about $60.
13:48Here, you may as well take the whole 50.
13:50Don't forget tonight, 7 o'clock.
13:52Right on the dot.
13:58Well, good morning, sir. Good morning.
14:00How do you do, sir? How do you do, sir?
14:02Now, let's see.
14:04I think I'll start off first with a bowl of clam chowder.
14:06Chowder, sir.
14:08A large porterhouse steak smothered with onions.
14:10Yes, sir.
14:11A baked potato, limer beans, buttered beets, a combination salad.
14:16Now, for dessert, I think I'll have a double portion of apple pie
14:20with a large piece of American cream cheese.
14:22Yes, sir.
14:23And a flagon of coffee.
14:27I'll have the same.
14:28Yes, sir.
14:29You can't have the same.
14:32Why can't I have the same?
14:34Because you've got to fight tonight.
14:37Okay.
14:38One order, please.
14:39One order, please.
14:44I'm going to fight tonight.
14:45Why, certainly.
14:46I told you I'm going to fight tonight.
14:48I'm the manager.
14:50I'm going to fight tonight.
14:51I don't need to fight tonight.
14:52You've got to fight tonight.
14:53chowder, please.
14:54I've Soldiers of the Herrens.
14:56mmm!
14:57I have to fight tonight.
14:58Ahhh!
14:59Y characteristics.
15:00C��rol, our Tampa TLP.
15:01And Fr.
15:02and Fr.
15:03Come on, come on, come on!
15:33Hey!
15:36Hey!
15:38Ha-ha!
15:40Ha-ha!
15:43Ha-ha!
15:46Hey!
15:51Ha-ha-ha!
15:57Ha-ha-ha!
16:00Ha-ha-ha!
16:03Ha-ha-ha!
16:06Ha-ha-ha!
16:11Ha-ha-ha!
16:16Limber up.
16:17Huh?
16:18Limber up like this.
16:20Ha-ha-ha!
16:24Oh, man!
16:34Hold on, see!
16:54What's the matter?
17:15Hey, Pete, come in.
17:19Load this alone.
17:21Well, I'll bet you $10 to one that Muggsy Long wins.
17:25I'll take $5.
17:28It's a bet.
17:36In this corner, we have Muggsy Long.
17:44And in this corner, a newcomer to these parties,
17:47battling Laurel.
17:53Do you understand the rules of this fight?
17:54You're fighting a straight market between the very rules.
17:56Protect yourself at all times.
17:57Take it to command the referee.
17:59And no holding.
18:00Do you understand that?
18:01All right, boys.
18:02Go to it.
18:04Hey!
18:05Hey!
18:06Hey!
18:07Hey!
18:08Hey!
18:09Hey!
18:10Hey!
18:11Hey!
18:12Hey!
18:13Hey!
18:14Hey!
18:15Hey!
18:16Hey!
18:17Hey!
18:19Oh!
18:20Hey!
18:21Hey!
18:22Hey!
18:24Hey!
18:26Hey!
18:27Hey!
18:29Places!
18:31Hang on to them, kid.
18:32It's your only chance!
18:34What do you mean?
18:35and don't let go.
19:05Let go, let go, let go, let go.
19:35Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go.
20:05Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go.
20:21The guy in the last fight was used to load his glove.
20:29What are you doing?
20:31I'm paying our bet.
20:33What bet?
20:35Why, I bet on you to lose his glove.
20:37What are you doing?
20:39I'm paying our bet.
20:41What bet?
20:43Why, I bet on you to lose his glove.
20:45I'm paying our bet.
20:47What bet?
20:49Why, I bet on you to lose and you double-crossed me.
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