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00:00I gotta get this off. Hang on, because something...
00:02No, hang on, hang on.
00:03Boo!
00:06Boo!
00:09What's wrong with you?
00:10Well, no, I thought that's what we do in the Bay Area now.
00:13We boo hard-working people who are effective most of the time.
00:19And that's who I think Frank Caliendo is,
00:22and he just walked into our studio.
00:24So, is that...
00:26Am I not supposed to boo him?
00:28No, please boo me.
00:29No, hang on, you're my...
00:30I mean, press on.
00:32It's pressed on, but it's not on.
00:34It's pressed on.
00:34It's gotta be pressed on in two different spots.
00:36GPS, not great walking through the city.
00:38Just saying that I was sent the wrong way.
00:41I walked past the same building four times.
00:43You're sweating, Frank.
00:44Yeah, yeah, that's the effort that I put in here.
00:46I love the effort.
00:47I feel a lot like the Arizona Wildcats.
00:52Oh, boy.
00:53Going up against Michigan the other day.
00:56A lot of effort, but not a lot of results.
00:58I needed a little Dusty May.
01:03We've all been there, my friend, and man.
01:07I'm an ASU person.
01:08My kids both go to ASU, so with that tuition going there,
01:11I'm completely against Arizona.
01:14Well, then that was a pretty sexy experience on Saturday.
01:17It was definitely not bad, guys.
01:19It wasn't terrible.
01:20I don't know any of these players playing right now, but Adai Mara looks like he's pretty tall.
01:26He's 7'4", Charles.
01:28Well, that's what, how long does his reach?
01:30Is it 7'4", 7'4", reach?
01:32Yeah, he's 7'3", the 7'4", wingspan.
01:35I don't understand why they care about the wingspan.
01:37Because it gets in the passing lanes.
01:39What doesn't really matter?
01:39Can it make it?
01:41Can it move?
01:41Does it have a nice drop step?
01:42Do you see the stuff where they talked about Cadeau?
01:47You know, Cadeau looked like he was struggling,
01:49but did you see that little note they had about what he was doing?
01:55No.
01:55Some of those shots he took were so far off,
01:57they realized they couldn't lob over Kravis and Koa Pete,
02:04so they were throwing lobs off the backboard to Adai Mara.
02:07So they were like intentional misses him.
02:08It was horrible shots on purpose.
02:11Yes, because the timing, if you throw up a lob,
02:14they're going straight up, right?
02:16Or if they're going for a shot.
02:17Well, Mara's expecting it to come off the backboard to him
02:20and not hit the rim at all.
02:22Everybody else is expecting the ball to hit the rim more.
02:24So, you know, if they see the other thing Dusty May did,
02:27he had them in the big house shooting.
02:30Did you see that?
02:31Yes.
02:31Practicing in the big house.
02:32That's just, I mean, that's just next level stuff, man.
02:36I'm glad he took my notes.
02:38No, speaking of next level stuff,
02:41we need to back up and reintroduce you.
02:44Okay.
02:44Ladies and gentlemen,
02:46joining us on the River Islands Guest Line
02:47and actually also here in studio is the great Frank Caliendo
02:50who will be performing tomorrow night at the Punchline in Sacramento.
02:54Yes.
02:54I forgot what day it was.
02:56Yes, yes.
02:56Tomorrow, you will go to Sacramento tomorrow, Frank.
02:58And then you will come back into San Francisco
03:01and you will run through the city again
03:02and you will arrive at Cobb's Comedy Club
03:05here in San Francisco for a Wednesday night.
03:07I'm getting a ride.
03:07I'm getting a ride Wednesday night for Cobb's.
03:09We'll see.
03:10We'll see the shows.
03:11Frankonstage.com.
03:12Yeah, for Ticketmaster.
03:13It sends you to Ticketmaster.
03:15Their stuff is through Ticketmaster.
03:16But Frankonstage.com.
03:18You don't even have to spell Caliendo,
03:20which I would struggle with right now.
03:22I'd get to see a roof.
03:24Yeah.
03:24I got that part.
03:26Not Frankintheshade.com,
03:28which is where you'd probably like to be on a day like this.
03:30Yeah.
03:31There was a,
03:31I'm telling you,
03:32when you're going,
03:33it's more the energy of going back and forth
03:35and walking past the Citibank building four times.
03:39What am I doing?
03:40And then the GPS is telling me to take the stairs.
03:43There's no stairs around.
03:44So I'm going,
03:44what stairs?
03:46We probably do have stairs in here somewhere,
03:48just now that's where they are.
03:49No, not in the building.
03:49It was just,
03:49you know,
03:50how there's little steps to go onto a different street
03:53or something like that,
03:54or all of a sudden you're in a library.
03:56I don't know.
03:57I might've done that too.
03:58I mean,
03:59next thing you know,
03:59you're at Coit Tower and you're,
04:00I mean,
04:01500 feet up or whatnot.
04:03Yeah,
04:03I did that too.
04:04Oh man.
04:05But it was just stupid.
04:06And I text,
04:07when I was talking to Lucas,
04:09before I go,
04:11I'm in town.
04:12I won't be late unless I'm an idiot.
04:14Knowing full well that there's a chance that I'll be late.
04:17Cause I'm an idiot.
04:17Okay.
04:18And then I did,
04:18I did get a little later of a start than I wanted to,
04:21because the people were texting me about some shows coming up and stuff I had to do.
04:24And I started doing that,
04:25but I still had 25 minutes to get here and couldn't do it.
04:30Cause I went the wrong way.
04:31I looked at it was five miles,
04:33five minutes away.
04:34Suddenly it was 15 minutes away.
04:37And it's just really San Francisco is the king of,
04:41Oh,
04:42we're only two miles away.
04:44And then you map it.
04:44And it's like,
04:45that'd be 32 minutes.
04:46Yeah.
04:46But I was,
04:47I was walking and then jogging.
04:49So none of it really makes sense.
04:51Congrats on your workout.
04:52It's a great,
04:52it was,
04:52I did legs this morning at 6 30 AM.
04:55Love it.
04:56And,
04:57yeah,
04:57it was brutal.
04:58Speaking of your workout,
04:59uh,
04:59because we've had,
05:00this is the third time we've gotten to talk to you in the last like month and a half.
05:04And neither of the previous two times did we ask you like,
05:08are you working on anything new?
05:10What are you working on?
05:10It's always something.
05:11I mean,
05:11it's always,
05:12it's always writing different stuff with some of the people,
05:15the things people want to hear.
05:16Cause people want to hear more Gruden stuff on stage.
05:18So I improvise stuff constantly,
05:21like opening up boxes,
05:22man.
05:22But some of the jokes you do on the radio,
05:24they don't win on the internet.
05:26You ever been on the internet,
05:27man?
05:27People have opened up boxes.
05:30Let's open up a box from,
05:32uh,
05:33from,
05:33uh,
05:34Northwest Missouri state,
05:36man.
05:36They got a tremendous,
05:38what's the,
05:38what's the name of that?
05:39Uh,
05:39what's the name of their mascot?
05:40Anybody know?
05:41Somebody look that up.
05:41Look,
05:42just look that up.
05:42I'm going to jog for a moment.
05:44Uh,
05:44but it's always like,
05:45what am I going to do?
05:45But people laugh at different things,
05:47uh,
05:48on the internet and,
05:49um,
05:50uh,
05:50on the radio and stuff.
05:52Then they do like entertaining one or two people.
05:54And then it being broadcast is different than doing a show for a crowd.
05:58Like it's just the timing's different and stuff.
06:00Well,
06:00they can see you.
06:01Yeah.
06:01Well,
06:02I mean,
06:02I mean,
06:03I mean,
06:04that's even,
06:05it's just different.
06:05It's just,
06:05it's a different cadence and stuff.
06:07Like,
06:07so as far as newer stuff,
06:09I mean,
06:09I've been working on the Billy Bob Thornton.
06:11It goes in and out.
06:11It's one that I don't have set to memory.
06:13And have I tried that for you at all yet?
06:14I don't know.
06:15Because I,
06:16I have to go back.
06:16I don't have,
06:17there's these little rev ups.
06:18Like if I'm going to do Tony Romo,
06:19I've got the Tony Romo-bill.
06:21Like,
06:21Oh,
06:22Jim.
06:23And then I can find it.
06:23Right.
06:24Or the,
06:24uh,
06:24Jeff Goldblum.
06:25Ooh,
06:25yes,
06:26yes,
06:26yes.
06:26Why,
06:26why,
06:26why?
06:27You know,
06:27those little rev ups Madden was,
06:29here's a guy.
06:30I mean,
06:31you know,
06:31or do that.
06:32And as Gruden's,
06:33I'll tell you what,
06:33man,
06:34then you just get into it and start talking that way.
06:36I don't really have one for Billy Bob and I don't know if this hit or not,
06:39but I have to go back to an interview.
06:40I heard him do where he was talking about,
06:42um,
06:43he was talking,
06:44my kids think I sound like Hank Hill.
06:46So that's,
06:46it's in there.
06:47It gets in and out Bobby.
06:49It's not,
06:50it's not,
06:50it's not that far up there,
06:51but it's,
06:51it's in this range.
06:53So you got to get a little more Southern like that.
06:55It starts to find itself.
06:57And then you got to say,
06:58do you comprehend day?
06:59Does that make sense?
07:00Does that make sense?
07:01Let me go.
07:02So you get,
07:02that's that little bit of Tex-Mex in there.
07:04So,
07:04um,
07:05so there's always little things like that.
07:06And it's like,
07:07I just improvise lots of my,
07:08the beginning of my show,
07:09it's not political at all,
07:10but I talk about people in politics because not everybody knows all the sports stuff.
07:13I mean,
07:13people coming from listening here to know the sport that I could do Mel Kiper jr for like two hours
07:17and some people would love it.
07:18But there are some people like if you're coming with somebody else who's not into sports or,
07:23uh,
07:23people know me from other things,
07:25I got to do other stuff.
07:26So the,
07:26the Trump and Biden are the,
07:28so I balance it out and just make fun of everybody.
07:30Quite frankly,
07:30a lot of people,
07:31I,
07:31you know,
07:31if I'd have been driving and if I'd have been walking,
07:33by the way,
07:34I'm in the best shape I've ever been in and I would have made it.
07:37But I would have taken the same jogging that Frank did.
07:40And,
07:40uh,
07:40listen,
07:41he couldn't find his way.
07:42He couldn't find his way.
07:43And I said,
07:43there's just,
07:44you gotta,
07:44you can't trust,
07:45you can't trust the machinery.
07:48But that was more of a Biden walking around.
07:50Folks,
07:50come on.
07:51City bank.
07:53Same city bank.
07:54Five times.
07:56I mean,
07:57we're in the nexus of the universe.
08:00Come on.
08:01What are we doing?
08:02Scrant,
08:02Pennsylvania.
08:02Is it Scrant,
08:03Pennsylvania in there as well?
08:04It's going to be a girl with Scrant,
08:06Pennsylvania.
08:07Hey,
08:07Curry street.
08:08The Biden has become my favorite.
08:0980 miles per hour.
08:101.21 gigawatts.
08:12Come on.
08:13What are we doing?
08:14I'm not sure which I prefer.
08:16Your Trump is a seven out of five.
08:18Your Biden is maybe an eight out of five.
08:20And there's just more Trumps.
08:22There's more Trumps than there are Bidens.
08:24No,
08:24but it's just,
08:25it's two things.
08:26I did Trump with Trump before he ever ran for president at Fox Sports.
08:31Right.
08:31You know,
08:31NFL on Fox,
08:32we did it.
08:33The joke was,
08:33I've decided to run for president.
08:34I've decided to not run for president.
08:36I've decided to not,
08:37not run for president.
08:38I've decided to not,
08:39not,
08:39not run for president.
08:40Are you running for president?
08:41I'm not sure.
08:42I'm not sure if I'm going to,
08:43but I probably,
08:44probably,
08:44probably going to do it.
08:46So my,
08:47my Trump has completely changed.
08:48That impression has totally changed,
08:50but,
08:50but the,
08:51he's changed too.
08:52He's like,
08:52you know,
08:53he's 80 years old.
08:55It's your,
08:56come on.
08:57Come on.
08:57What are we doing with the guy,
08:58the thing?
08:59Come on.
08:59Scrapers,
08:59what are you?
09:00Scrapers,
09:0040.
09:01Oh,
09:02it's 600 AD.
09:03It's the furrow.
09:0495.7 of the game.
09:06Come on.
09:07What was,
09:07what was a young man?
09:08I had a pet dinosaur.
09:12Dinosaur.
09:12Because you're like a dinosaur at school.
09:14Both ways.
09:15Come on.
09:16What are we doing?
09:16What are we doing?
09:17What are we doing?
09:18That's the other part of it.
09:19It's your Scranton,
09:20Pennsylvania.
09:21Everything goes back to Scranton.
09:23I did that before you.
09:24It goes back to Scranton,
09:24Pennsylvania.
09:25I'm trying to think of some of the sports people.
09:27Come on.
09:27Yeah.
09:28Come on.
09:28Come on.
09:29What are we doing?
09:30Folks.
09:30Come on.
09:31Come on.
09:33The newer sports people.
09:36I'm trying to think who some of them are.
09:38That's a weird thing.
09:39Because I forget to do Romo during the show
09:41and people want me to do Romo.
09:43I wish my Nance was better.
09:44I need my Jim Nance.
09:45Hello,
09:46friends.
09:46Jim Nance.
09:47Along with my pal,
09:48Tony Romo.
09:49Tony.
09:50Oh,
09:50Jimmy Jamsen.
09:52The thing I've been doing with Mahomes,
09:54the bit I've been doing with Mahomes
09:55is like when he does an interview,
09:57Patrick Mahomes,
09:57for those of you who don't know,
09:59when I do the Patrick Mahomes impression,
10:01it's like he's with a friend
10:03and they were,
10:04you know,
10:05out playing out in the woods
10:06and the other friend got hurt
10:07and he's got to tell an adult about it.
10:10We were just,
10:10you know,
10:11we were just out
10:12and Timmy,
10:13he fell
10:13and skinned his knee
10:15and then the fish were coming up
10:16and the fish were swimming
10:17into his knee,
10:18it looked like.
10:19And I just came here
10:20because I think we need some Band-Aids
10:22and a little Bactine
10:23and I think it's going to be fine
10:25but he might have to go to the hospital.
10:29Frank Caliendo is with us in studio.
10:32Sacramento at the punchline
10:33tomorrow night,
10:34Cobbs Wednesday night
10:36here in the city.
10:38Like,
10:38I was actually,
10:39and I mean,
10:40it's been years
10:40since I've gotten to see you live
10:42but that sort of cross
10:44between who are the sports fans
10:46in the audience
10:47and who are not.
10:48It's bigger now
10:48because people who know me
10:49from the internet
10:50don't know me
10:51from as much sports stuff.
10:53Right.
10:53I mean,
10:53the people who know me
10:54from Fox,
10:55NFL Sunday,
10:55and Madden.
10:57And Madden,
10:57right.
10:58Well,
10:58the Madden stuff was,
10:59Madden was a Mad TV,
11:00NFL on Fox,
11:01although I only did Madden
11:03like four times a year on Fox
11:04but people were like,
11:06what did you do Madden
11:07like 15 times?
11:08No,
11:08I did like four times.
11:09Oh,
11:09Mad TV,
11:10I was doing a ton
11:10because that's all
11:11they ever wanted me to do.
11:12I'm like,
11:12can I do something else?
11:13Well,
11:13do another Madden.
11:14I know maybe.
11:15What's he doing this time?
11:16I'm building a birdhouse.
11:17What are you doing next time?
11:18I'm building a doghouse.
11:19Isn't that the same thing?
11:20No,
11:20there's a dog
11:21that goes in there
11:22instead of a bird.
11:23Totally different.
11:24That's between Snoopy
11:25and Woodstock.
11:26I mean,
11:27they're not even
11:27the same kind of creature.
11:32That's the one that,
11:33by the way,
11:33do you have to sort of
11:34assess that in show?
11:36I do.
11:36How much of a sports audience
11:37do I have?
11:38Yes,
11:38but it's always going to be
11:39more sports than not,
11:41I think.
11:41More people know me
11:42from the sports,
11:43so I have to,
11:43but it's about kind of
11:46taking a path
11:47of hit the sports people
11:48and then get it,
11:50weave in and out.
11:51So do some of that.
11:52Do a Charles Barkley
11:53and a whole bunch
11:54of that's terrible
11:54and then a Dr. Phil.
11:55What were you thinking?
11:56We're two ball guys
11:57complaining about everything.
11:58I just don't understand
11:59the NBA guys.
12:01These guys,
12:01it doesn't make sense
12:02and what's even worse
12:04is college basketball.
12:06The NIL and the portal
12:08are destroying basketball
12:10and it's going to be
12:10the worst it's ever been.
12:12It's the best right now.
12:13Well,
12:13it's going to be
12:14really bad eventually.
12:16When he was on,
12:17did I talk to you about that
12:18when he was on
12:18with Dick Vitale
12:19a while ago?
12:20Yes.
12:21And like Dickie V
12:22is just like,
12:23it's incredible.
12:24It's amazing.
12:25You know,
12:25he's doing that thing.
12:26And Barkley's just
12:26put the transfer portal.
12:28He didn't,
12:28he knew nothing
12:29about the games.
12:31He never does.
12:31No.
12:32And that's,
12:32but you don't care
12:33because it's Charles.
12:34Exactly.
12:34But it was funny
12:35when it was like
12:35two hours of that.
12:37It does,
12:38it starts to be
12:39the same thing.
12:40It's like years ago
12:41when I did Walton
12:42with Walton,
12:43when I did Bill Walton
12:44with Bill,
12:44it was great.
12:45But after like 20 minutes,
12:46it's just going to be
12:46the same kind of thing
12:47over and over
12:48and people think
12:49Bill didn't know
12:50anything about Bill.
12:51Bill really studied
12:52the games like Bill
12:53really.
12:53And then he was his,
12:54what he really tried
12:55to do is just make
12:56his partner,
12:57Dave Pasch,
12:57who I'm great friends
12:58with go crazy.
12:59But Bill knew
13:00inside and out
13:01what was going on
13:02in the games.
13:03He just chose
13:04to go off
13:04on these tangents.
13:05I've never asked
13:07you this question
13:07and I've always
13:08wanted to.
13:09The word was
13:10that John Madden
13:11wasn't the biggest
13:13fan of the impression.
13:14He hated me for years
13:15because Kimmel brought
13:15me on the NFL
13:16on Fox
13:17and took a pair
13:17of hedge clippers
13:18to the Madden eyebrows
13:19I was wearing.
13:20And nobody had ever
13:21told him that directly
13:22apparently that he had
13:23spiders growing out there.
13:25So the funniest thing
13:26was that the day
13:27after that,
13:28the next week,
13:29because there wasn't
13:29the internet
13:30when we first started
13:31doing that really,
13:31right?
13:31So the next week,
13:32Madden came in
13:33with his eyebrows
13:34trimmed for the first
13:35time ever.
13:36And people were like,
13:36you have changed
13:37television.
13:38So it's,
13:39yeah,
13:39we did Madden
13:40for president.
13:40It was probably
13:41during a Bush,
13:43it was probably
13:44a Bush election,
13:45maybe Bush.
13:45Bush Gore.
13:47Yeah,
13:47probably Bush,
13:48I would think Bush Gore.
13:48One of the various Bushes.
13:49Yeah,
13:49it would have been,
13:50it would have been 2000.
13:52Yeah,
13:52I don't,
13:53I mean,
13:53I think,
13:54I think it was.
13:55I'm not even sure,
13:55but it might have been
13:56McCain running against Obama.
13:58I'm not sure.
14:00So it was,
14:01it was probably
14:02around 2000.
14:03So,
14:03but we did Madden
14:05for president
14:06and we did three
14:09different segments
14:10over a year and a half.
14:12And I Madden,
14:13one time I popped
14:14out of a barbecue
14:16and man's like,
14:17or Emmanuel Lewis
14:18popped out of a barbecue.
14:19It was television's Webster.
14:21Yes.
14:21Because it was Kimmel's
14:22segment and I,
14:23and I chased him.
14:24I chased him.
14:25I'm going to eat this guy.
14:26And then Madden,
14:27Madden's in the,
14:28in the bus like,
14:29what am I a cannibal now?
14:30Why am I not a cannibal?
14:32Am I a cannibal?
14:34Have any of the other subjects
14:37ever not liked you
14:38or your impression before?
14:39most people like it.
14:39Most of the Gruden embraces it.
14:41He's like,
14:41come on,
14:41you can do some more of this man.
14:42He came up on stage
14:43with me in Florida.
14:44And Walton loved it too,
14:45right?
14:45The first time I did it
14:46with Walton
14:47was in a charity event
14:48in San Diego.
14:49And I told the people,
14:50I'm probably going to do this,
14:51Bill Walton.
14:51They're like,
14:52well,
14:52he's here and his back is sore.
14:53I'm like,
14:53well,
14:54if he doesn't like it,
14:55I'll stop.
14:55But I'm,
14:56you know,
14:56I think it's one of the things
14:57that I'll identify with the crowd
14:58from,
14:58you know,
14:59the fact that he's here.
15:00I'm doing it.
15:01I remember being at Berkeley.
15:02Blot's beard connecting on my face.
15:05I could smell colors.
15:05I could feel sound.
15:07And he,
15:08there are people
15:08are looking around.
15:09There's Bill,
15:10hilarious,
15:12unbelievable.
15:13He is nailing it.
15:15I have never seen someone
15:16so in tune with their voice
15:18since the likes of Jerry Garcia.
15:23Did you ever meet Morgan Freeman?
15:25No,
15:26no,
15:26You haven't met Morgan?
15:27No,
15:27no.
15:27And Fallon played a thing
15:29when I did that years ago
15:31when I did the LeBron letter,
15:32I'm coming home.
15:33When I did that,
15:35yes,
15:35the LeBron growing up
15:38in Northeast Ohio.
15:39I don't remember it really.
15:40It was funny
15:42because it was back
15:42in the days of Mike and Mike
15:44and they were laughing
15:44so hard behind the scenes.
15:46I think that was funnier
15:46than anything I was doing,
15:47but it just went crazy
15:49on the internet.
15:50Yeah.
15:50And Fallon played it
15:52for Morgan Freeman.
15:52He's like,
15:53so do you like,
15:54do you like when people
15:54do impressions?
15:55I mean,
15:56it's kind of funny,
15:56right?
15:56He's like,
15:57I know.
16:01Your people,
16:01here's the thing.
16:02Your Fallon is underrated.
16:03I didn't know you got Fallon.
16:04Oh my gosh,
16:04I had no idea,
16:05man.
16:05You guys are so good.
16:06So great to be on here.
16:07Oh,
16:08it's so great.
16:11So it's,
16:12yeah,
16:12there's a lot,
16:13there's a lot that I throw in
16:14that,
16:14you know,
16:14I like to be like a,
16:15a producer's button
16:17on a radio station.
16:18You know,
16:18you press the button.
16:19That's how I use a lot
16:20of impressions
16:21because they're just
16:21in and out
16:24just quickly
16:24to get that laugh
16:25and then go to the next thing.
16:27And then some of them
16:28I spend way too much time.
16:29Like,
16:30like I'll wander around
16:31on stage
16:32as Trump and Biden
16:33for like,
16:33you know,
16:3410 minutes
16:34throughout the show
16:35and people are like,
16:35that's when they realized
16:36they were going to need
16:38to ask for a refund.
16:39No,
16:40but I make fun of that.
16:41That's why I let people
16:41at the end of the show
16:42when I forget
16:42to do certain impressions,
16:44I let people call things out
16:46for the last 10 minutes
16:47and just,
16:48I just,
16:48you know,
16:48do either plant some bits
16:50I kind of have planned
16:50or there's a lot of new stuff
16:52that's been coming out of it,
16:53but they'll just throw out,
16:55you know,
16:55who do I forget?
16:56Adam Schefter a lot.
16:57According to my sources,
16:58at this particular time,
16:59it appears
16:59that I'm not sure
17:01what I'm going to talk about.
17:03I have.
17:04His slowdown
17:05is like,
17:06I'm starting to glance
17:07at my phone
17:08using my peripheral vision
17:10to try and get
17:12the most updated
17:14information possible.
17:15And Jake Glazer
17:16is on the side.
17:16I don't even look at my phone.
17:17I don't look at my phone.
17:18I never look at my phone.
17:19I just haven't.
17:20I've got,
17:20I've got Neuralink.
17:21You guys hear about it?
17:22Elon Musk?
17:23Elon Musk got Neuralink.
17:24I got Neuralink.
17:25I've had it for years.
17:26They just cast He-Man.
17:27You guys see the show He-Man?
17:29You see that movie He-Man?
17:29They got a new He-Man coming out?
17:31I'm going to play Ram-Man
17:31because I got no neck.
17:33I'm just going to,
17:33I'm just going to cast a gray skull.
17:35If Sorceress gets to suck
17:35and cast a gray skull,
17:36I just knock it out.
17:37It's unbelievable.
17:38Very good.
17:39You guys have no idea.
17:40You guys have no idea.
17:41The Schefter is like,
17:42we always do according to sources.
17:44According to my sources
17:45at this particular time.
17:46Like he's so careful
17:47because he's had people
17:48come after him for stuff.
17:49Yeah.
17:49And Ian Rappaport
17:51is him with a cold, basically.
17:53Trying to figure out
17:54exactly that's going
17:55into Schefter again.
17:56But it's in there somewhere.
17:58Ian Rappaport,
17:59it's like they grew up
18:00in the same block.
18:01I'm like,
18:02what are you guys doing?
18:03Tiny little people block.
18:04It's tiny little people
18:05in New York,
18:07just outside of the city,
18:09finding our way home.
18:12It's just incredible.
18:13Caliendo.
18:14Anybody out there
18:15that you're trying to like
18:17Yeah, there's always,
18:18there's always people.
18:19Like the white whale
18:20of voices you're trying to find?
18:21I'm trying to think
18:22if there's anybody that's,
18:24you know,
18:25people always say
18:25you do a Joe Buck
18:26and Troy Aikman
18:27and I kind of dabbled
18:28in it for a while,
18:29but you haven't really
18:31been able to pull them off.
18:33Romo and Nance
18:34became a thing
18:34because of the internet,
18:35just especially over COVID.
18:36It was just,
18:37oh, Jimmy Jim.
18:39Oh, Jimmy Jim,
18:40get a Jimmy John.
18:40Guys in the other room
18:41asked,
18:41do you do a Stephen A?
18:42Of course I do.
18:44I understand
18:45where we're coming from
18:46with some of these things.
18:46That's a signature piece,
18:47my friend.
18:48I have to say,
18:50I do the serious one.
18:52I'm not out here
18:52bloviating like you two.
18:56I have carefully
18:57structured arguments
18:59and understand
19:00that Bronny James
19:01is not to be toyed with.
19:05Years ago,
19:06he did a show.
19:06I mean,
19:07he was on.
19:07You just launched
19:08into Stephen A.
19:09There's clips of him
19:10saying I have the best Stephen A.
19:12He did that at the Super Bowl
19:14a few years ago.
19:14The best thing,
19:15the reason I know
19:16he said my name
19:17is because he'd just seen me
19:18like three minutes ago
19:19and I was like,
19:20are you running for,
19:21are you going to run,
19:21this is before anybody
19:22even thought about it.
19:23I'm like,
19:23are you running for president?
19:24I have to see if I am.
19:25I pledge allegiance
19:26to the fag of the United States
19:27for America,
19:28to the republic
19:28for which it stands,
19:30one nation,
19:30under God,
19:31indivisible,
19:32with liberty and justice for all.
19:33But years ago,
19:34he was on a show.
19:36He had a show on ESPN
19:37back in the day
19:38and then he went to Fox Sports
19:40and when he went to Fox Sports,
19:43he had that ESPN show
19:44called Quite Frankly.
19:45We got to go to break?
19:46Pretty soon.
19:48You're all right.
19:48Go ahead.
19:48I got you.
19:49That's what you call a tease.
19:50I can do it
19:50on the other side of the break
19:51unless you're getting rid of me.
19:53Which is fine.
19:53Because I got to go.
19:55You got to go.
19:56You got to go dap your forehead.
19:59So he comes out of the elevator
20:01and he goes,
20:02Frank,
20:02do me a favor
20:02of all the impressions
20:03and impersonations you do.
20:04Don't ever,
20:05ever do me.
20:07He was joking partially.
20:09But then I saw him
20:10at the Staples Center
20:11years ago in an elevator
20:13and it was very funny
20:14because I'm just walking in
20:15and there's a guy,
20:16very inconspicuous,
20:17didn't even know,
20:18I had no idea.
20:19There's a guy with a hat
20:20over the front of his face
20:21and he goes,
20:22Frank.
20:23I go,
20:23what?
20:24That's kind of familiar.
20:25Frank.
20:26He lifts up the head.
20:27Stephen A.
20:30It was like Bond.
20:31The name's Bond.
20:33James Bond.
20:34Oh, man.
20:35And I'm going to go
20:35shaken, not stirred.
20:37Oh, so good.
20:38Frank Caliendo,
20:39tomorrow night,
20:40Punchline in Sacramento,
20:42Wednesday night,
20:43here at Cobbs in the city.
20:46FrankOnStage.com.
20:47Great job by you.
20:48Better job by me.
20:49Rack me, I am out.
20:51Oh, there we go.
20:53FrankOnStage.com.
20:54Great site.
20:55Great.
20:56Incredible.
20:57Phenomenal.
20:58Arugula.
20:59The greatest lettuce
21:00in the history
21:01of Western civilization.
21:03Get your read mark.
21:05We're already over
21:06because Caliendo
21:07doesn't know how to read a room.
21:09If he learned how to read the room,
21:11you guys would be in break
21:12and on your way home
21:13down Kearney.
21:16Well played.
21:17Nice job.
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