00:00Kenny Cot.
00:01All right, boys, we got some NFL free agency CBS list here
00:07of landing spots of the remaining biggest names available.
00:10These are all, I bet these are all going to be vets
00:12who don't feel like going to OTAs.
00:14I mean, I sense a common thread amongst these names as well.
00:20These are all the old war daddies who do not feel like reporting.
00:24I'll give you names.
00:25I'll give you the team they have them going to.
00:27You give me your opinions.
00:28Maybe other teams if you think they're a better fit elsewhere.
00:31Yes, sir, Mr. Kenny Cot.
00:33Joey Bosa, name number one on the list to Rico's Privileged Niners.
00:38Yes.
00:39The mom wants it.
00:40Right.
00:41The mom wants it, but they came out in Phoenix and said,
00:44yeah, mom wants it.
00:46We don't have the money to sign Joey unless he knocks the money down
00:50and says, I'll play for cheap.
00:53Well, then he's, listen, do you want to play for a winning team?
00:56Do you want to play with your brother?
00:57That's what it comes down to.
00:58Right.
00:58Bottom line.
00:59He's already made his money.
01:00And that's what they said.
01:00It was like, look, I know the mom has put stuff out there on social media,
01:03but we can't afford them right now because they still,
01:06they're worried about Trent Williams.
01:08To hell with him.
01:09I think he goes to the Niners because Rico's privileged and the power plant
01:12isn't real.
01:13Nine million dollars said it wasn't real.
01:16Can you imagine being paid to do that study only to turn around and go,
01:19John, hang on, I don't have to worry about.
01:21What?
01:22I paid nine million bucks?
01:22Scientists get paid three times.
01:24No, no, no.
01:25They gave us nine million.
01:26Okay.
01:28Let's, let's stretch this out for like three weeks.
01:30Okay.
01:31We're good.
01:32Okay.
01:32Yeah, we're good.
01:33All right.
01:33So they just spent nine million dollars to tell everybody it's okay.
01:36Correct.
01:37That was.
01:37Okay.
01:37That's great work.
01:38Well, yeah, because they didn't say who the scientists were.
01:41Like they didn't say we reached out to, you know, Cal Poly and they came out.
01:47No, they just said scientists.
01:48They just put Paul Sarah in a lab coat.
01:51And said, here you are.
01:52It's Paul in a white coat with a lanyard.
01:54Right.
01:54Basically they went and got Dr. Nick from the Simpsons.
01:56Ready?
01:57There you go.
01:57Paul, say everything's fine.
01:59Everything's fine.
02:00Nine million.
02:03We go over to David.
02:04Hey, that's more than the Tigers got out of Alex Cobb.
02:06That is true.
02:07Also true.
02:08Let's go over to David's team.
02:10Happy vacation, David.
02:11Aaron Rodgers.
02:13Yes.
02:13To the Steelers.
02:14It's been maybe the most reported on thing all offseason.
02:17Where else is he going to go?
02:18There you go.
02:18Rico just ring the bell.
02:20My only counter argument to that, though, is there are plenty of dumb teams that do dumb things.
02:25No.
02:25Not who hire his ex-coach where you know Aaron had a say in that hire.
02:30He's going back to Pittsburgh for one more year.
02:32No, because think about it.
02:33The Jets have already spun the wheel.
02:36Oh, where else are you going to go?
02:37If the wheel comes up, Geno Smith, do you quit the game?
02:41No.
02:42Because he's going to start for me.
02:44I know.
02:44And he's going to win you lunch.
02:46Leave it to the Jets, too.
02:48Leave it to the Jets.
02:49No, but to answer your question, Rico encapsulated.
02:52There's nowhere else to go.
02:53He's doing his darkness retreat.
02:55He's doing olive oil enemas.
02:57He's doing the hiawaska.
02:59He's doing it all.
03:00Aaron will get in when he's ready to get in, but he's a Steeler.
03:04Next one on the list, David Njoku.
03:07Any guesses, boys, before I tell you?
03:09Because that one could be deployable in many situations.
03:11I really wanted him here.
03:12I thought he would have made an awesome compliment to Laporta.
03:15You're going to use a lot of 12 and 13 personnel.
03:18Obviously, that's not going to happen.
03:20I could make an offer to you.
03:24But hold on.
03:25Rico's got it.
03:26I want to stand down.
03:28No, I'm just trying to think.
03:29Like, where would David Njoku go?
03:33How about Denver?
03:34See, I was thinking, what about Chicago?
03:39What, Loveland Plus?
03:41Yeah.
03:41Well, yeah.
03:42Cole Komet's on his way out.
03:43Okay.
03:44Yeah.
03:44Kenny who?
03:45It is Carolina.
03:46They have him as a weapon in Carolina.
03:48They're really trying.
03:49They are really trying to be a real football team.
03:52Well, they better really try not to pay Bryce Young.
03:54Because that will end their franchise.
03:56But yes, salute them.
03:57They are trying.
03:57But you know what?
03:58They haven't done it yet.
04:00So, you want this contract, Bryce?
04:02They'll take their time.
04:04They better take their time and sober up.
04:08What about the Ravens to replace Isaiah Likely?
04:12Yeah, that works too.
04:13In the division, a little revenge play.
04:15Get to see the former team twice.
04:17Yes.
04:18Yes.
04:19Rico, this one I'd like your opinion first, if you do not mind.
04:23Debo.
04:24You're more familiar with Debo Samuel than everybody in this room combined.
04:29Kroger.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Pasco.
04:33He's done.
04:34Yeah, he's not quite the man that he was a few years ago.
04:38So, Kenny, I wouldn't be shocked if you told me he's headed down to Miami to retirement.
04:43Why do you hurt Paul that way?
04:45I'm sorry, Paul.
04:47It's just a shot right at Paul Serra.
04:49I forgot he's a Dolphins fan.
04:49That's your scientist for the power plant.
04:51I forgot.
04:52Kenny.
04:53We got him going back to Rico's Niners.
04:57Really?
04:59That's CBA.
05:00I mean, he's all yours again, buddy.
05:02You're welcome.
05:03We're good.
05:04What is he, Professor Emeritus?
05:06Oh, my God.
05:08He brought Greenlaw back, but he's still good.
05:10He has two legs.
05:12Okay.
05:13Titanium alloy.
05:14Next on the list is Jadavian Clowney.
05:17I stand down.
05:18Lions.
05:19This is Rico Beard's dream.
05:20He has talked to Jadavian Clowney for four years.
05:23Detroit Lions.
05:24I'm letting him have his moment.
05:25You better say Detroit Lions.
05:26I'm staying out of this.
05:27Well, Rico, you should be actually happy because he's also on the Niner list.
05:33Where are they getting all this money?
05:35I don't know.
05:36They're paying out in food stamps?
05:41They're taking it out of the scientist's pay.
05:43Maybe the study was just them laundering $9 million.
05:46You know what?
05:47That's it, Paul.
05:48All right.
05:48It was the official.
05:50Paul, I've had enough.
05:52Right.
05:53It was the official firm of Bosa, Debo, and Jadavian.
05:58They did the study.
06:00Here's another name that probably could go to a lot of different landing spots.
06:04I don't think there's really a wrong answer, but Bobby Wagner.
06:08Boy.
06:09God, he's old.
06:10But can you get one more year?
06:12That's the only issue.
06:12Can you squeeze one more year out of him?
06:15I think you can.
06:16I'm just trying to think who needs that type of player in the middle of their defense?
06:20Who doesn't have a young linebacker?
06:23Kenny, because this is live radio and I can't sit here pensively and think, I'm just going
06:28to ask you where.
06:29Paul has a guess here.
06:30What about the Bears?
06:33Losing Tremaine Edmonds and you fill that with another old guy cheaper?
06:38Cheaper and it's only a one-year deal.
06:39You're trying to win now.
06:40You've got a rookie quarterback contract.
06:42Same age, less price.
06:44They have him going to the Dallas Cowboys.
06:47That's a very Jerry move.
06:49That's what I thought, too.
06:51All right.
06:51Next on the list is Steph Diggs.
06:5432, four Pro Bowls.
06:56The maternity ward.
07:00All he does is get people pregnant.
07:02I'm going to say nowhere.
07:03I truly wonder if this is it.
07:07Like, he was already given a second chance and now a third chance.
07:12And now you look at it and go, okay, do I really want this sideshow?
07:17He's not reliable.
07:18He disappears in games.
07:20You know there's going to be off-field drama.
07:22We're talking injury report.
07:24Every week you're checking the injury report and a pregnancy test.
07:28See, I think he should go to this place because there's no distractions.
07:33He could focus on football.
07:36Siberia?
07:37He's going to the Raiders.
07:39Steph Diggs in Vegas.
07:41He'll have half the city pregnant.
07:43See, I see what you did there is you put him in a place where it's considered a lot of
07:47risk for that.
07:48A lot of risk.
07:49A lot of risk.
07:49I don't know why accidental Trump there.
07:51You know, Mike, when you were laying it out, that screamed two teams to me.
07:54The Raiders or the Jets?
07:56The Raiders need somebody for Mendoza to throw the ball or Cousins throw the ball to.
08:01Poor Aaron Glenn.
08:02And the Jets need someone opposite of the receiver for the Jets.
08:07Garrett Wilson.
08:08Garrett Wilson.
08:09Well, according to...
08:11According to CBS, Minneapolis better pack themselves some condoms and pregnancy tests.
08:17No.
08:17He's going to be a Viking.
08:18No.
08:19Oh, that's what CBS says.
08:21I feel CBS is a real easy button with this.
08:24That's why I asked you guys for yours is because I thought a lot of these were...
08:27I have an idea.
08:28Let's have him kill our young quarterback and then we won't owe the cap hit.
08:33And a last one on here is Von Miller.
08:36The chicken farm.
08:37He owns one.
08:39That's where he's going.
08:40So I'm going to say Von Miller, according to...
08:42He's going to Denver.
08:42He does.
08:43He owns a chicken farm.
08:44And he'll go to Denver because they're just going easy button here.
08:48They are not.
08:49You are wrong.
08:50Wow.
08:50Going back to the Rams?
08:52No.
08:53He will be a Green Bay Packer.
08:56And he'll be another in-division player on this list.
08:59That's so gross.
09:01Oh my God.
09:02That's okay.
09:03You can give me Von Miller for free and I would say no.
09:05That's what I said.
09:06I would say no.
09:07I'm surprised none of these players had nowhere.
09:09I would support Brad Holmes.
09:11I would say no.
09:15No.
09:15I'll take the live body.
09:17No.
09:17No.
09:18Okay.
09:18No.
09:18If the standard can't be live body.
09:21The standard is we got Hutch.
09:24Okay.
09:25If you're a rebuilding team, then maybe.
09:27Scientist Paul.
09:28Lab coat Paul Sarah.
09:31I would...
09:31Nine million.
09:32I think I would take him on the Lions, honestly.
09:34Oh my God.
09:35Give you some juice opposite Hutch besides DJ Wonham, who's more of a run defender than
09:39a pass rusher.
09:40There's Paul in the lab coat like Rick from Rick and Morty.
09:43Mike takes back his nine million dollars.
09:45That's it.
09:45No money.
09:47And the power plant's a problem.
09:48You're fired.
09:49And that is in football today.
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