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00:01Stop!
00:02I can't believe she's done it.
00:04Wait, let's watch it again.
00:09Oh my god, that's so funny.
00:11Did you see the one on the group's hat?
00:13Oh, stop.
00:16This one, this one, oh my gosh.
00:19This is so funny.
00:21Oh my god, every time she posts it just gets worse.
00:23Actually, it's so funny though.
00:25I'm going to send it to Sally from Jiu Jitsu.
00:29Oh my god, I love her.
00:31She's so good, she's so good.
00:32Really?
00:33No, she was saying about how she missed you so much.
00:34Stop, I love her.
00:36Hi, I'm here for my 12-week scan, 9.15.
00:40Lisa?
00:41That's right, yeah.
00:42Date of birth?
00:434th March 1990.
00:45And the first line of your address?
00:47At 96 Lawson Court.
00:49Did you want to purchase any photos?
00:54Oh, you can just ask them once you're in there.
00:57Yeah.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:18No.
01:20No.
01:21No.
01:22No.
01:24No.
01:24No.
01:24No.
01:24No.
01:25No.
01:26First line of your address?
01:27Black 96 loss in court.
01:30And you're 12 weeks, three days.
01:32Lovely. Well, let's go.
01:33We've actually had a bit of a journey, haven't we?
01:38We've had three losses.
01:40Oh, OK. And one of them was actually at the...
01:43We had a missed miscarriage at 12 weeks, so...
01:48OK, yeah. We're a bit nervous.
01:51OK, no problem. Do you want to get on the bed?
01:54Thanks.
01:55Yeah.
01:57Back spin a little bit.
01:58Oh, it's fine.
02:06Will you tell us as soon as you like?
02:08I'll have a look, and then as soon as I can,
02:11I will let you know how things are looking.
02:16OK.
02:31Would you like to watch the scan?
02:33Yes, please.
02:34Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Thanks.
02:37This will be a bit cold.
02:42How's this pregnancy been?
02:44I've had a bit of cramping, haven't I?
02:46But I'm still feeling quite sick, so...
02:49Well, there's all kinds of things going on down there,
02:51so you're bound to have a bit of cramping.
02:52Let's have a look, shall we?
02:53The monitor's just there, so you can see what I'm looking at.
02:56I'll need to take some measurements,
02:57and it can take me a while to find baby,
02:59but I will let you know what I find as soon as I can.
03:01OK?
03:02OK.
03:03Sorry.
03:24How's it look?
03:26One moment, please.
03:38We'd like to know if everything's OK.
04:04The dreams are up in arms
04:07because they'd say they can't compete with you.
04:11You've stopped the day with a little syllable
04:17left unfinished
04:23when you move to kiss me.
04:31Now each one bursts like a volcano
04:35because it's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:43I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
04:48because it's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:53Oh, bloody hell.
05:01Is it OK?
05:03Oh, it's more than OK.
05:05It's OK.
05:15It's OK.
05:16Oh, it's more than OK.
05:45Morning, love.
05:46Sleep well?
05:48Yes, I slept well.
05:50Mum, did you sleep well?
05:52Why are you so obsessed with how I slept?
05:57Shall I bring your bags down?
06:00I can bring my own bags down, thanks, Dad.
06:03I'm driving myself to university.
06:05I think I can bring my bags down.
06:49I'm sorry.
06:54He's your father.
06:56There's nothing I can do.
07:01Right, I've got everything you need.
07:02I've got Kit Kats, I've got doughnuts,
07:04I've got orange Fanta, I've got lemon Fanta,
07:06I've made cakes.
07:10Nothing for the cakes?
07:11Well, OK.
07:41OK.
07:42OK.
07:43OK.
07:44OK.
07:44OK.
07:56Oh, my God.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:44Oh, my God.
08:44Not too great, to be honest.
08:46Oh, my God.
08:46Not too great, to be honest.
08:48Oh, I just love it.
08:50No, it's...
08:51I'm actually feeling really terrible.
08:53No, it's...
08:54It's seriously...
08:55It's awful.
09:02Just, uh, a glass of ice, please.
09:05A pint.
09:08A pint glass of ice?
09:10Me too.
09:11Ready?
09:12Yep.
09:13And, uh, two pint glasses of ice.
09:18Have I told you about when I gave birth?
09:20You have, yeah.
09:21Yeah, um, the doctors were actually amazed by my placenta.
09:28Yeah.
09:29Yeah.
09:37Oh, my God.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:53Oh.
10:11Ham sandwiches?
10:12Yeah.
10:14I'm just trying to think of some meals I know to make.
10:17Go down.
10:19So what's that? Ham, butter, bread.
10:21Yep.
10:23Crisps.
10:23Yeah.
10:29Okay.
10:31Dinners.
10:34I was literally just around the corner.
10:36We've been here 15 minutes.
10:38You're hilarious.
10:40Just text me.
10:41Well, okay, so you actually want me to get here later because you want me to stop rushing and text
10:45you?
10:47I mean, do you want me to be here on time or not?
10:49I'm getting very mixed messages.
11:04We're actually, um, we're going to go out.
11:17There's so many potholes in the road.
11:23The little holes in the road.
11:25We call them potholes.
11:27Council are supposed to fill them in.
11:33But do we really want the council to divert resources away from the hospitals and the educational services to fill
11:39a load of holes in the road?
11:45It's tricky.
11:56It's tricky.
11:58Careful, please.
12:02Just be careful, yeah?
12:09Oh, Jesus.
12:11Oh, Jesus.
12:36You bite the bottom.
12:40And then you suck it.
12:42You know, like, you know straws, yeah?
12:47It's like straw.
12:49Mm-hmm.
12:52Can you suck it?
13:01Let me see.
13:06Come in.
13:07Be patient.
13:10Be patient.
13:10Be patient.
13:19You're good at that.
13:33Did you ever see my email?
13:36Uh, yep.
13:37Sorry.
13:39You can turn it into a PDF, yeah?
13:42And send it on.
13:43Of course, yeah.
13:45If you can just reply when I email you.
13:50Absolutely.
13:51Yep.
14:11What's up, Maslin?
14:12Do you want to speak to me?
14:13Come in here.
14:22You can hear you, there.
14:24Have you seen the size of my piles?
14:29I don't hear about your piles.
14:33I don't hear about your piles.
14:39Well, I guess you just like your cloth.
14:41Well, a tea towel.
14:47Yeah.
14:48So it's a tea towel.
14:50No, it's made with, like, special soft.
14:53It's a tea towel.
14:55They call that muslin and charge you free-sized as much.
14:57It's not a tea towel.
14:59What would you use it for?
15:00No, it's just like wiping like sick and stuff.
15:11Jesus.
15:14Baby's going to be sick, aren't you?
15:18Jesus.
15:20Sick and dribble.
15:24We'll be mopping like piss and shit.
15:27Oh, no.
15:28What?
15:28Fucking hell.
15:29Yes, sir?
15:30Yes.
15:32Yes.
15:36Yes.
15:39Yes.
15:40Yes.
15:40Yes.
15:41Yes.
15:42Yes.
15:43Yes.
15:44Yes.
15:45Yes.
15:50Yes.
15:51Fingers.
15:52Oh, my God.
15:53The fingers.
15:54Yes.
15:55Yes.
15:58It's so busy.
16:00I think we're in trouble here.
16:03Okay.
16:05So, two hands, five fingers on each hand.
16:08Two feet, ten toes.
16:10Oh, my God.
16:11The toes.
16:13Huh, they're moving a lot. That's good, you know?
16:18It's all what we'd hope to see.
16:22And if you look here, that thing there, that's his willy.
16:48Little boy.
16:59What's happened to me?
17:23What's happened to me?
17:28And I'm looking for those who were there.
17:28We've got a littleanny, but we did get a little I don't know.
17:28The next one, I'm going to get you.
17:29I'm going to get him.
17:30All right.
18:20I'm not going to be like,
18:26I'm not going to be like,
18:28but you have to be this,
18:30you have to be that.
18:34I'm after all the best good stuff.
18:38I think sometimes dads can be,
18:41not my dad,
18:42but maybe they's dad a bit.
18:47I get in the way you've been,
18:48who you are.
18:53But this is...
18:59What a privilege.
19:06A little boy here.
19:14It's the greatest privilege.
19:25So, you just whisk up the eggs,
19:28frown milk,
19:29touch of salt,
19:31then you have to get the oil hot.
19:33How hot?
19:34Oh, like,
19:35hot.
19:36I'll kill it for you.
19:39How do you know it's hot enough?
19:41Er,
19:43it spits.
19:45Yeah, not a lot of people do that,
19:46but it's something I figured out quite early on.
19:52Did you make up this recipe yourself?
19:55Kind of.
20:00I do feel bad for you guys having to live with Simon.
20:04Poor mum.
20:04I mean,
20:05what has she got herself into?
20:08I bet they rowel quite a lot,
20:09don't they?
20:10He was crying the other night.
20:12Oh,
20:12Simon was?
20:13Was he?
20:14He was crying.
20:17Oh, God,
20:17I love that.
20:18Simon crying.
20:21I cry sometimes.
20:24No, you don't.
20:26No, we had a great time.
20:28Okay.
20:30I had pancakes.
20:31Really?
20:32Wow.
20:34Er, yeah,
20:35it's kind of awkward,
20:37but, er,
20:38he asked if I could stay for lunch.
20:43But I don't want to, um...
20:45No.
20:45If Simon's...
20:46Simon's at his mum's.
20:49Don't worry, I'll...
20:49No.
20:50No.
20:51Nightlight's in the front pocket.
20:52No, it's fine.
20:54Say,
20:55it's nice that he asked you.
20:58Yeah.
21:05Marriage?
21:11Bloody hell.
21:14That's outside.
21:15Yeah.
21:17I wonder you don't stop moaning.
21:20Fuck you!
21:24Oh, my God, I'm like...
21:28You're so sexy.
21:31Oh, God.
21:36Oh, God.
21:48You're here for NCT?
21:50Yeah.
21:50Yeah.
21:55Yeah.
21:58Shh.
22:01I've got a very good birth plan.
22:03It is a good one, actually.
22:04I plan to be hiding in a pub.
22:05That's my birth plan.
22:06You probably will as well.
22:10We've been doing hypnobirthing, haven't we?
22:12Yeah.
22:13Um, I want to go for a lotus birth, uh, because I really think you should.
22:18Whereas I'm really, um...
22:23I can see.
22:31I'm really interested in vaginal seeding.
22:41I've made a playlist, um...
22:43You're going to give birth on all fours, aren't you?
22:45Like an animal.
22:47Then it's sweets, uh, chocolate...
22:49Caffeine for you.
22:52Yeah, I'll need my caffeine.
23:00Um...
23:02Yeah, uh...
23:03No, we haven't really considered it yet, have we?
23:08It's been quite hard to think of it as...
23:13Uh...
23:15Real.
23:21Maternity Eunice?
23:24Midwife?
23:26Midwifery Eunice?
23:28What's the difference?
23:31God knows.
23:35I want there to be doctors.
23:37You just put doctors.
23:39Yeah.
23:40Capital letters.
23:41Yeah.
23:43Doctors.
23:45Tons of doctors.
23:46All the painkillers.
23:47Just put...
23:47Give me the lot.
23:51Who do I want to be with me during the labour?
23:54What, Dad?
23:57That's a good idea, yeah.
23:59Yeah.
23:59Mm-mm.
23:59I think your mum will come.
24:01That's good.
24:02That's good.
24:02I'd love that.
24:03Yeah.
24:04You could stand there being fucking a dine.
24:06Wow.
24:07It'd be perfect.
24:18Do you want to be there if it's forceps or vacuum?
24:24Oh, looks like him.
24:28The baby's guided out using a cap fitted to its head by suction.
24:32Shut up.
24:37Oh, my God.
24:38They're so gross.
24:41I don't know.
24:44Yeah, OK.
24:45Whatever.
24:57Do we want to use a special L, D, or P room?
25:06Is there an option for who to pack those?
25:08Yeah, it actually is.
25:12We need to look this up.
25:16I think you really need it for me to spend the birth reminding you to be positive.
25:26It's weird that that's not an option, isn't it?
25:28Yeah, I'd love that, actually.
25:30It's just useful to be reminded.
25:39I'm starting to worry this is actually going to happen.
25:43Huh?
25:44Don't be silly, it's all going to fall apart.
25:47You'll have an affair.
25:48I'll end up getting divorced.
25:52I've had hundreds.
25:57What?
25:57What?
25:57What is it?
26:01Um...
26:01...
26:01...
26:01...
26:02...
26:15...
26:15...
26:16...
26:16Excellent. Thanks. Daniel, your dad's here. Sorry, I'm just on a Zoom. Japanese. Don't seem to notice it's the weekend.
26:24I can't find a bag. They're coming. Could you drop him off a bit later tomorrow, like 5.36? We've
26:31got a scab.
26:33Absolutely. She's been a bit anxious since the 12 weeks.
26:38Have you had your bazooka? No.
26:41Have you got your whiskey? No.
26:42Your tea? Your wine? Your beer? No.
26:45Oh, I know you've forgotten. Have you packed your dog food?
27:24Don't do this, mate. No.
27:29I just cooked that whole meal for you. No!
27:31You're being unbearable!
27:35You're being unbearable!
27:59You're being unbearable!
28:00I've been drinking for you.
28:12You don't know who you are!
28:17I've got a little food.
28:19You've got a very good meal right now.
28:27You're eating...
28:33You know it's my job to teach you these things.
28:38What?
28:39Am I supposed to let you grow up thinking it's okay to reject food that your host has cooked for
28:44you?
28:44What kind of father would that make me?
28:50Seriously, what kind of father would that make me?
28:59I don't know.
29:17Fylla?
29:29sometimes they reckon if you eat ice
29:31oh wow
29:34did you feel that
29:34yeah
29:40I think
29:41I think his feet must be down there
29:45which means he's moving
29:47oh
29:49the big one
29:50oh god yeah
30:07can you stop that
30:09yeah
30:10what
30:11in it like how does it come around so far
30:15I don't know I feel like it's an appropriate bono that's why I'm going to get around
30:18just about it
30:19yeah
30:24well I'll probably come using like
30:26and a half maybe
30:27but I've still got some stuff on the back and then we'll be like
30:38so
30:40stretch seats
30:42yep
30:44what's this stretch seat
30:48okay so
30:50it's like
30:51it's like it
30:52covers all his body
30:54yeah
30:55cold days
30:57bedtime
31:04booties
31:05socks
31:06what's the fuck
31:07booties
31:07shoes
31:09shoes
31:11let's call them shoes
31:13he's got his big coat
31:14what about his cashmere
31:16oh shut up
31:17what
31:17he won't wear cashmere
31:18he won't take clothes
31:20he won't take my thermals
31:21of course he won't take your bloody thermals
31:24he needs layers
31:25would you have worn your dad's thermals
31:32people are like
31:33great
31:34you're pregnant
31:35oh my god
31:36now you can forget about it
31:37put all that behind you
31:38yeah because it's easy
31:40shrug it off
31:44we'll be sad here when we're icy
31:46and we'll still be thinking about them
31:56this is great
31:57oh god
31:59it's already set me up
32:06is that all the bacon
32:08no
32:24yeah
32:25Maya was like
32:26it's going to be amazing
32:29I just kind of nod and do that smile
32:33I know that smile
32:35yeah it's great
32:36you do that to me
32:38funny when you're being poor
32:42we don't know if he's going to be
32:44healthy or whatever
32:45when he comes out
32:52what's he going to be like
32:57what's he going to be like
33:00oil
33:02don't need it
33:04the fat from the bacon
33:05it quits in its own fat
33:06exactly
33:07exactly
33:08huh
33:10eggs
33:12right you've got three options
33:13fried
33:14boiled
33:15scrambled
33:16poached
33:17that's four
33:25mum
33:28Lisa
33:29visa
33:31there's no way of knowing who he's going to be
33:50I guess i'm worried about the birth itself
33:55No, it's fine.
33:57I'm going to breathe through the pain.
34:00Hmm.
34:02Yeah.
34:06The pain can be quite extreme, though, can't it?
34:11Yes, which is why I plan to breathe through it.
34:18God, it's also terrifying.
34:20I'm going to have to hold a hand, I'm going to sleep in a chair.
34:25Listen to her screaming.
34:26You've got earplugs.
34:29If you're so loud.
34:33We're not worried at all, are we?
34:35No, no, easy.
34:37We like to keep it positive, don't we?
34:40Yeah, we're really positive people.
34:42Especially me.
34:44Ha ha ha.
35:02What are you doing here?
35:09Same as you, I reckon.
35:11I hope not, for your sake.
35:16Oh, careful of the pipe, careful of the pipe.
35:21No, it's been a while.
35:23Yeah, no, what's it been like?
35:25A few months?
35:26More than a few.
35:27Well, time flies, I'm having fun.
35:29Ha ha ha.
35:30Always having fun, mate, always having fun.
35:32Oh.
35:35You look good, mate.
35:37Thanks for noticing.
35:38Oh.
35:39You noticing how I look now?
35:41Ha ha ha.
35:42Do I need to be worried?
35:43Oh, yeah, you do, actually.
35:45You need to be very worried.
35:46Uh-oh.
35:46Ha ha ha.
35:48Ha ha.
35:49Uh-oh's right.
35:50Ha ha ha.
35:57Happy birthday, mate.
35:58I can't do that, don't you?
35:58Yeah, you're all right.
35:59Happy birthday, mate.
36:00We're going to get to the night.
36:01That sucks, yeah?
36:02Yeah.
36:03Yeah.
36:03You'll see you on?
36:04Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:10Yeah.
36:12So, how you been?
36:13Good enough.
36:14You following me, mate?
36:15Ha ha ha.
36:16Always following you.
36:17Like a bad smell.
36:19Ha ha.
36:19Yeah, I wonder what it was.
36:21Ha ha.
36:25How's everything with Amanda?
36:27And Olive?
36:29Olive?
36:30Yeah.
36:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:33All good, mate.
36:33All good.
36:34It's all just, like, yeah, you know, photos, yeah.
36:39Ha ha.
36:44Great about your baby.
36:47Oh, yeah.
36:48Congratulations.
36:49Thanks, yeah.
36:50Is it congratulations or?
36:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:53Ha ha, great.
36:57I haven't really been telling anyone.
36:59No, that's great, mate.
37:01Didn't want to tempt fate.
37:02No, no.
37:02Uh, Matt mentioned it and.
37:04Yeah.
37:05What have you done?
37:05We've.
37:06Ha ha.
37:07I know, right?
37:09Commiserations.
37:10Ha ha.
37:10Your life's over.
37:11Ha ha ha.
37:12Ha ha ha.
37:13Enjoy it while you can.
37:15Ha ha ha.
37:27Ha ha.
37:28Ha ha.
37:29Ha ha.
37:42It's been a difficult time, to be honest, because, because we actually managed to get pregnant
37:50before.
37:51Yeah.
37:52Can I get four pints?
37:54Do you want one?
37:55I'll get them.
37:55I'll get them.
37:56No, no, no, come on, I'll get them.
37:57Oh, I'll get them.
37:58No, come on, I'll get them.
37:59Oh, no, no, I'll get them.
37:59Oh, no, no, I'll get them.
38:01I'll get the next one.
38:02Uh, five pints of peroni and a Guinness.
38:05Yeah.
38:05Thanks.
38:07Oh.
38:12So, you were, you were trying and?
38:16Oh, yeah.
38:17Yeah.
38:20It's been tricky, really, a bit of a tricky time, and we actually got pregnant three times
38:30previously, but, um, yeah.
38:43Oh, right.
38:44Yeah.
38:48That must have been hard for Lisa.
38:52Yeah.
38:52That must have been really tough.
38:53Yeah, yeah, really tough.
38:56But she'll be all right.
38:57Yeah.
38:58Right, of course.
38:59Yeah, she's a tough one.
39:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
39:01Scary woman.
39:02Ha, ha, ha.
39:04Ha, ha, ha.
39:05Thanks.
39:05Oh.
39:09At least it's all over now.
39:11You're going to have a baby, so.
39:13Ha, ha, ha.
39:14Ha, ha.
39:15Ha, ha, ha.
39:16Yeah.
39:17Well, hopefully.
39:18Yeah.
39:19You can put it all behind you.
39:21Ha, ha, ha.
39:26I bet you were, you were strong now, were you?
39:28Yeah, nothing can knock the big guy.
39:31Ha.
39:34Ha.
39:35Ha.
39:36Ha.
39:36Not really.
39:38I try to, to be like, positive and stuff, be like, a strong one, but.
39:44Yeah.
39:47Yeah.
39:47They really work.
39:48Yeah.
40:01They really work.
40:05And even though you, you, you've thought about it, and you've thought about it from, like,
40:10all the different angles that you think there is, and it still just turns out to be a fucking catastrophe.
40:32It's fun, innit?
40:35Oh, yeah, it's great.
40:37Ha, ha, ha.
40:38I love it.
40:39Ha, ha, ha.
40:49You're all right, mate?
40:51Yeah.
40:52Yeah.
40:52Yeah.
40:54Yeah.
40:54Oh, God.
41:15Here you are.
41:17Thanks.
41:18Oh, thanks.
41:22A few more of these.
41:24Ha, ha.
41:25Always.
41:42Yeah, he's nearly ready.
41:45Daniel!
41:46My dad!
41:49Come in.
41:50I'm good.
41:51It's cold.
41:52Come in.
41:53I'm good.
41:54Simon's out.
41:56I'm good.
41:58Okay.
41:59What are you even doing up there?
42:05What can we see?
42:08What can we see on the bus?
42:16Very peaceful.
42:20How old?
42:2214 months.
42:24Oh, amazing.
42:26I'm on my own, so...
42:28Tell me about it.
42:30I've got two.
42:31Two?
42:33I don't live with him, sadly.
42:35It's not my choice.
42:36Oh, that's really hard.
42:38Yeah, I miss him.
42:40I...
42:44So you're a single dad, then?
42:48If you want to know if I'm single, you can just ask me if I'm single.
42:52Sorry, I didn't mean that.
42:53Nah, I'm kidding.
42:59I'm gonna be so lazy, so...
43:03Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
43:06Hi, hi, hi.
43:07Hi, hi.
43:10Hi, hi, hi.
43:11Hi, hi.
43:23Oh, God.
43:24Oh, God.
43:30Oh, God.
43:31Oh, God.
43:31Oh, God.
43:35Oh, God.
44:05Oh, God.
44:06I'm having contractions.
44:10Fucking Christ.
44:15Can you stop looking at me?
44:17I'm not looking at you.
44:18Yeah.
44:20Stop looking at me.
44:25Oh, God.
44:28I'm fine.
44:30Everyone's always overreacting, everything.
44:37People have been giving birth for thousands of years.
44:41They think it's going to be hard, so they make it hard.
44:45Whereas, this is...
44:48Whereas, this is...
44:49It's a natural process.
44:50Yeah.
44:53Hey, where can it be?
44:59It's ten minutes since the last one.
45:03You good?
45:07Yeah.
45:08I've got this.
45:09You got the car seat?
45:12Remember you're breathing.
45:13You don't have to remind me to breathe.
45:29Oh, wait.
45:30Oh, wait, there you go.
45:32Yeah.
45:36They were every five minutes.
45:38Yeah, 60 seconds every five minutes.
45:40But now they've dropped it.
45:41Yeah, because of the car journey now about every eight minutes.
45:45And they are shorter. They've dropped to 45 seconds.
45:54What does that mean?
46:08I should have left them in the car.
46:11Yeah.
46:22Hi, sorry. My wife's having contractions in the corridor.
46:26And I was just wondering, is there any chance of having a room?
46:30She's later.
46:30Thanks, Sarah.
46:31All my monkeys.
46:56Yeah, she's just stood having contractions in a corridor.
46:59Yeah, she's on the list.
47:01So when a delivery room becomes available, she will be given it.
47:03Yeah, I know. But she's literally a woman giving birth in a corridor.
47:06Yeah, I can't just magic a delivery room out my arse.
47:10Yeah, I can see that.
47:15Yeah.
47:16Well, they say.
47:18Yeah.
47:18You're great, actually.
47:20Any understanding.
47:30Okay, so, uh, quicks? Banana? I'm sorry. Why have a twilight? They haven't had a twilight
47:41in the ages. Did you prefer to wear a flake? You have to make a bit of a plan if
47:46you don't
47:46have a flake. Oh, God. Yep, yep. Can I get your leaf ring?
48:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
48:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
48:55oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
48:55oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
48:55oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
48:55oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
48:57oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
49:38Oh
49:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
50:18When you were small you made me feel so big
50:23I'd hold you close to me and sniff your cheeks
50:27And I loved it, I loved the smell of you
50:32When you were small
50:38Our mates gave up on us, we were drinking less
50:42So we could feed you and put you to bed
50:47Oh I loved it, I just loved it
50:51When you were small
50:57And you, you used to sleep on my chest
51:04A whole person on my chest
51:09And I could hear you breathe
51:13Hello
51:15And you, you used to look at me
51:23Like there was something special about me
51:27Which there was when you were small
51:35But I love you will never remember
51:42The things that we did together
51:48When you were small
51:55Playing superheroes at five in the morning
52:01Building marble runs at dawn
52:13But you, you used to sleep on my chest
52:21A whole person on my chest
52:26And I could hear you breathe
52:33And you, you used to look at me
52:40Like there was something special about me
52:44Which there was when you were small
52:53So when you go out with your mates tonight
52:57And you feel messy after two pints
53:02I'll be here like I was here when you were small
53:32I was here like I had to go out with these
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