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00:05There's no loo roll. There's no loo roll. Didn't you order any? Lisa! There's no bloody
00:19loo roll. Lisa! I thought we had some in the cupboards. Jesus Christ. I got tea all over
00:45me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got brandy hot tea all over my hand. Come on, move. Get back. He pulled
00:52out. He pulled out. He pulled out. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's get in the car.
01:07Shouldn't be on the cup seat while driving. You pulled out. Oh my god. Are you actually
01:11kidding me? Wait, guys! They say it will brighten up, so... Well, everything crossed. Yes.
01:19It's been such a long time since we had some sun. Yeah, it's been unbearable. Sorry going
01:25on about the weather. I've been in this country too long.
01:47What are you doing? I'm flying a kite. Get out of bed. Come on. Your dinner's ready. I'm
01:59just lying in bed. Is that what I'm doing? Sorry, I'm such lazybones. Fucking come on.
02:06What are you doing? Just come and have your dinner. It'll burn my mouth. Well, you can
02:12fucking blow on it then, couldn't you? I spent all that time cooking and now you're just...
02:16You open a jar. Don't try to pretend you've been slaving away in the kitchen. Just come and
02:19get dinner. Oh my god. What's wrong with you? Fuck off now!
02:36My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you.
02:43Stop the day with a little syllable. Left unfinished. When you move to kiss me. Now each word bursts
03:05like a volcano. Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
03:15I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone. Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
03:28And I, I just can't believe I found someone the same as me.
03:38Oh my God. Keep going! That's fine.
03:48Oh, actually,
03:59A little bit. Keep going that spot.
04:14this is great
04:19I'll send someone down
04:21fantastic thank you
04:43great setup you've got it what a view
04:49wow amazing
04:51no it's great to see it at last
04:55thanks for inviting me
04:57I just I told work I had a family emergency
04:59they were like go go so here
05:02yeah they were like go go family over
05:06everything so yeah they'll believe anything
05:16I'm pregnant you're the father and I'm
05:19leaving you
05:24sorry I'm pregnant you're the father and
05:28I'm leaving you I thought I should tell
05:30you to you first
05:34what are you doing
05:35I'm pregnant you're the father
05:37all right don't show it again
05:41I appreciate the time that you've taken to come here this afternoon
05:43can you stop talking like a robot
05:46you're like I appreciate this I appreciate that
05:50it's hilarious
05:54you were on the pill
05:56were you on the pill or weren't you on the pill
05:58you never asked me if I was on the pill
05:59you fucking what
06:01you just assumed I was on the fucking pill Dave
06:03oh so you're a liar now as well
06:05okay right
06:06that's interesting
06:09yeah
06:10wow okay no that's very interesting
06:12because I trusted you
06:14but no you have to break my trust
06:16well okay
06:17probably never trust anyone ever again
06:19I'm actually I've seen a whole other side to you
06:22actually
06:22so thank God I'm getting out while I still can
06:27just just
06:28have a think
06:30for a moment
06:32you
06:33oh yeah
06:37what kind of person
06:39is told that they're going to be a father
06:41and responds like this
06:49yeah
06:50well done
06:51very clever
07:08you'll need me in Singapore
07:10it's just weird Dave
07:11I know how hard it can be for a woman
07:13especially a beautiful woman
07:14to have a struggle in that environment
07:16or like any environment
07:17because of the patriarchy
07:19and everyday sexism
07:21and that thing that you said men do
07:22when their eyes keep glancing at your tits
07:23are you not coming to Singapore?
07:26okay
07:27um look
07:28pregnancy is actually a really hard time for
07:30we're splitting up
07:31mentally
07:31so let's sleep on it
07:32we're splitting up Dave
07:34I've told everyone
07:35I'm moving to fucking Singapore
07:38they're really excited for me
07:42but no
07:43you want to let all those people down
07:45wow okay
07:45that's interesting
07:46yeah no that's very interesting
07:47says a lot
07:51you are destroying your son
07:55here we go
07:56you're trivial
07:57you're selfish
07:57and your atheism is cheap
08:00lazy and pretentious
08:01oh go and cry to Jesus
08:03you fucking moron
08:07go to church
08:08with your ugly fucking family
08:10go on
08:10okay
08:10your mum is a fat bitch
08:14you will never find a man
08:15who loves you like I do
08:45okay
08:47so tell me in your words
08:49why you're here
08:52look we've had
08:53three miscarriages
08:55all in the past
08:57fourteen months
08:58and with
09:00different
09:02variations of horror
09:04and
09:05I think we just
09:10I don't know
09:11why are we here
09:14yeah
09:15no
09:15I think
09:18it's just the same really
09:24Lisa's been
09:24finding it really
09:26hard
09:27so
09:28it's important
09:29I think for us to
09:31come here
09:33and
09:35try and sort some of this out
09:36for her
09:38yeah move on
09:41and what do you hope
09:42to get out of it
09:46I just want to help her really
09:48I'll do anything
09:51and I said that
09:51haven't I
09:52all along
09:54but what do you hope
09:55to get out of it
09:56for yourself
09:58uh
10:00I just
10:01like her to
10:03feel like she's able to
10:07move forward
10:07from it all
10:09and then we can
10:10start trying again
10:15what about for you
10:19I just told you
10:20what for me
10:23I told you what
10:23I want for me
10:24I told you like
10:25three times
10:27I can tell you again
10:28if you want me to tell you again
10:41should you stay in and watch a film
10:43on Saturday
10:45under that in ages
10:48past it
10:57is this Danish film
11:00yeah
11:00bear with me
11:02sounds great
11:04it's about this couple
11:05who types
11:05around the town
11:08really selling it to me
11:11yeah
11:11but
11:12I've heard it's really good
11:29and
11:30Danish film
11:30what
11:31couple of his aspirins
11:57okay so one
11:59it's Danish
12:00it gets good reviews
12:01those fuckers will have anything
12:03if it's worried
12:04me wiping my ass
12:05get a good review
12:06for it in Danish
12:07and two
12:08their house burns down
12:09I think that's
12:11that's real
12:12Saturday night film
12:13isn't it
12:13I just thought it might be interesting
12:15oh did you are
12:16a little film about house burning down
12:18might be interesting
12:18okay
12:19that's real Saturday night
12:20that's real test daily shit
12:22we don't get test daily
12:23sitting there
12:24Saturday night
12:25fucking
12:27what's the husband called
12:29what's the husband called
12:31Lisa
12:33what's the husband called
12:54what's the husband called
13:22hi
13:23hi
13:24hello
13:26Oh, you're looking great.
13:27Oh, thank you.
13:28You guys always look amazing.
13:30Oh.
13:31We get younger every year.
13:33Oh, I don't know about that.
13:34I do.
13:34Garage door.
13:36Yes.
13:37No, I was looking at it from the outside.
13:38We've had it repurposed.
13:40Oh, wow.
13:41Have a look, if you like.
13:43We finally got fed up of sharing an office.
13:49It's just been under Harry's bed.
13:51No.
13:52Yeah, it's our, um...
13:54I remember.
13:55It's our university stuff, isn't it?
13:56Yeah.
13:57There's a few bits of Harry's in there.
13:59Some CDs, a pair of gloves.
14:02Yeah, we're happy to keep it.
14:03It doesn't take up any room.
14:05But I think the lamp was your mum's.
14:08Oh, um...
14:24I'll take it.
14:25Yeah.
14:28Thanks.
14:29Mum won't want the lamp.
14:30Oh, no worries.
14:32No, you've got so much more room in here now.
14:35Now I'm rid of him.
14:36It is a much better use of the space.
14:39It's been quite dramatic, actually.
14:41And from the garage, I have a lovely view of the garden.
14:43You love the seasons.
14:44Yes, the turning of the seasons.
14:46And you keep the car on there?
14:47Just on the driveway, yeah.
14:48Yeah, it's fine most of the year.
14:49And then in the winter, we've got a windscreen cover.
14:52Oh, great.
14:53No, I've heard good things.
14:54Oh, we swear by them.
15:03Well, thanks for popping over.
15:05Oh, no, it's been great to see you.
15:09Lovely to see what you've done with the house.
15:11Been a game changer.
15:16Electric?
15:18Yes.
15:18Yeah, we were thinking of making the switch.
15:21I think once the infrastructure's in place,
15:23a lot more people will.
15:36I'm pregnant.
15:43I didn't want to say it in front of Janice.
15:49Congratulations.
15:50I still love Harry.
15:51I promise you.
15:54It was just a sort of, um...
15:59Like a drawn-out fling.
16:01I miss Harry, like I...
16:03It's okay.
16:05No, I promise you, I miss him.
16:06I miss him so much.
16:09I dream about him.
16:14And then I wake up and...
16:17And I'm alone.
16:21I'm so long, Richard.
16:23I miss him so much.
16:24I promise you.
16:29And I miss him every second of every day.
16:33I promise you.
16:35I promise you.
16:36I promise you.
16:37I promise you.
17:05So, let's go.
17:09Let's go.
17:54Here he is, eh?
17:56Are you alright then?
17:57I'm alright.
17:58Of course I'm alright, eh?
18:01Get out of here.
18:02Get a few beers inside, you'll be more than alright.
18:04Get out of here.
18:05Get out of here.
18:06Get out of here.
18:07Get out of here.
18:07Get out of here.
18:10Get out of here.
18:32So, he knows he's going to be late.
18:35What do you do?
18:36You call ahead.
18:39This is Babel.
18:42He turns up, 40 minutes late.
18:46Get out of here.
18:46And the clowns furious.
18:48Obviously.
18:52Right.
18:53I'll see you up there.
19:14Here we go, oh, how's your week been, let me see that.
19:24What are you knitting in here for?
19:26Oh, it's my bones, I'm getting old.
19:28You're old, what am I?
19:29Ancient.
19:31Oh, look.
19:32He's thirsty tonight.
19:34Last win.
19:35Oh, he's carrying you home.
19:37That one sip.
19:38That's enough for you.
19:39That's enough for you, more like.
19:43Oh, darn.
19:44Now I'm taking this, hold on.
19:47Come on, mate.
19:48They're killing me.
20:05All right.
20:08Let's go.
20:08All right.
20:17I've been there.
20:21Oh, dear.
20:27Sorry.
20:32Wrong glass.
20:34Yeah, I noticed that.
20:36I asked for the branded ones, but...
20:37It affects flavour.
20:38Thank you, yes.
20:39It's completely different.
20:40Would have made it for a reason, doesn't it?
20:44Mmm.
20:46Mmm.
20:48Mmm.
21:02How's Lisa?
21:05Let me have a drink first.
21:07Good.
21:08I'm starting to worry about you.
21:13Lisa's good, yeah.
21:17Pregnant?
21:20Nope.
21:24Oh, it's all good.
21:27Her parents are over.
21:28Mmm.
21:29Great.
21:30Yeah, bit of company, eh?
21:31Mmm, yeah.
21:31They'll have a nice chat.
21:33Slagging you off.
21:34Here's Bernie.
21:38Yeah.
21:40No, they're going for a curry, so...
21:42Nice, yeah.
21:42Bit of food, bit of company.
21:44Mmm.
21:45Yep.
21:45Time will do the rest, eh?
21:46Oh, time's in here.
21:49Yeah.
21:59And how are you?
22:03Great.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Great.
22:06Yeah.
22:07All good.
22:08Fantastic.
22:09Yeah.
22:14Yeah, no, it's, it's all diet.
22:19Yeah.
22:20Yeah.
22:23But...
22:23It's all good.
22:24Eh?
22:25Yeah.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Obviously, some days can be a bit like...
22:34Ah!
22:36Yeah.
22:39Give me a hair of here, give me a hair of here.
22:46But, er...
22:47Chin up, eyes forward, eh?
22:50Yeah.
22:52Keep calm, carry on.
22:55I love those posters.
22:56Ooh.
22:58Yes, yeah.
22:59Keep calm, carry on.
23:00Yeah.
23:02There.
23:03Yeah.
23:06You can get it in, like, a cup.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Cups, t-shirts, posters.
23:11Amazing.
23:14Uh...
23:17Cheers.
23:18Oh.
23:18Cheers.
23:19Sorry we haven't cheersed, yeah?
23:20Oh, yeah.
23:21Sorry.
23:22No, no.
23:22My bad.
23:23Should have fallen with me for, eh?
23:25Standards are slipping, my son, eh?
23:26Standards are slipping.
23:29Ooh.
23:31Ooh.
23:31We'll get a few of these downers, eh?
23:33Oh, that would be really nuts.
23:34Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:37Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:43Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:51Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:57And they'd sort of, like, rent PA services from us, but I don't worry.
24:01It's fantastic.
24:03I've said it before.
24:04It's a fantastic idea.
24:05Thanks, but I do worry.
24:07All your ideas are fantastic.
24:09No.
24:09No.
24:10I sit there all day and I think,
24:12I wonder what my lovely Lisa's doing now.
24:15What exciting things are happening.
24:17You succeed in everything, love.
24:18We're very proud.
24:20Your work, your lovely marriage.
24:22Everything's going so well for you.
24:23Is everything all good to food?
24:26It's delicious.
24:27It's absolutely perfect.
24:28No, it's incredible.
24:29No, thank you, no, it really is.
24:31I've never eaten such a fantastic meal in all my life.
24:40Honestly, Dad, I've rinsed her.
24:43Not just for her money either.
24:48Can you hear me?
24:51I was just saying, I fucking, I've got it every day.
24:57Yeah, I can hear.
24:59Can you hear me?
25:01Dad?
25:12Yeah, so, uh, thanks for meeting up.
25:16I, uh,
25:18I just thought it'd be good to,
25:19to go through this again.
25:21Um,
25:23not sure I handled it very well the first time.
25:27Um,
25:27I think I'm quite instinctive as a person.
25:29And, oh, sorry.
25:32Carry on.
25:38I think I'm quite instinctive, um, as a person.
25:42I act on my instincts.
25:44Um, which is a good thing.
25:46Uh, and I was kind of, um, ambushed with, like, three pieces of bad news.
25:51So, you, you can't judge a person for how they respond in, in moments of high tension.
25:57I mean, you just can't.
25:59It's like a scientific fact.
26:00I've done experiments.
26:02And, uh, I suppose, like, to be honest, you have kept this from me.
26:08You know, not just me being banned from Singapore, um, which I guess you've been plotting for a while.
26:14Uh, but the, uh, the pregnancy thing.
26:18You could have told me at any point.
26:21And you have kept that from me, too.
26:24And, I mean, that's...
26:26You haven't really covered yourself in, in glory, to be honest.
26:30Sorry, is this an apology?
26:33Uh, what do you mean?
26:34What, it's got the shape of an apology and the tone of an apology, but the content of an attack?
26:44You're the one who's splitting us up?
26:47Yeah.
26:49You're the one who made me go all the way to your office, which, by the way, was fucking mental.
26:56This isn't a constructive response, Amanda.
27:02Well, this is interesting.
27:11You do know that my mum's dead, don't you?
27:14Well, okay, so you're actually doing this to someone whose mum's dead?
27:20Fucking hell.
27:21Come on, I'm joking.
27:22I'm joking.
27:23You take everything so seriously.
27:25Lighten up.
27:25I've got something really important I need to tell you.
27:54An hour.
27:55They were meant to be here literally one hour, five minutes ago.
27:59They've stood you up.
28:00Yeah, thanks, Kelly.
28:02I mean, who does that?
28:03Who leaves their mate waiting for an hour?
28:05Guess they just know how boring you are.
28:09The cheek!
28:10Can you believe this, Kelly?
28:11She's calling me boring.
28:13And I thought me and you were getting on.
28:16Oh.
28:31I don't know.
28:55I don't know.
29:25I don't know.
29:27Oh, my God.
30:23Oh, shut the fuck up.
30:25Don't speak to me like that, you prick.
30:27It's Saturday night.
30:29No, I'm not having this conversation.
30:30It's Saturday night.
30:44Seriously?
30:46What, it's Saturday night and you want me to watch my Danish people crying because her
30:49ass burnt down?
30:59If you want to watch her, come now.
31:06You said he was all good.
31:07You literally said that.
31:09You said he was all good.
31:12What do you want me to do, tell him he's not all good?
31:15Oh, yeah, I'll do that, shall I?
31:16Hey, Stephen, son, your mum wants you to know you're not all good.
31:20You said he was all good?
31:22You said he was all good.
31:26You said he was all good.
31:29You said he was all good.
31:53he said he was all good
31:57are you stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid
32:03wow that's rude of course he said he was fine he just tells you what you want to hear
32:09don't shake your head at me can you eat my dinner is that a crime too now to want to
32:15eat me dinner
32:17here can i breathe is it okay if i breathe oh my god you're such a dick you are being
32:21very rude
32:22sitting there shaking your head at me i'm actually very disappointed that you're choosing a saturday
32:27night we'll have this conversation
32:34you having some more
32:36we both know you're having it for breakfast so what's the point every saturday where you tell me
32:41to have some more when we both know you ordered extra so you could have it for breakfast
32:46which actually by the way the smell of it in the morning makes me want to puke
32:51this is what happens when i'm polite sitting there eating chinese for breakfast
32:54great fine i won't bother in future
33:05i know what you're trying to turn this into
33:07am i going there yeah of course you're not
33:09me with us again there oh are we not
33:11no tell me you don't think about her
33:15we're not doing this
33:16oh you're fucking bollocks kevin tell me you don't think about her
33:20you spend your whole life trying not to think about her which is the same thing as thinking about her
33:25that's why you can't look lisa in the eye
33:28that's why you were weird with her dad at the wedding
33:30and you were weird at erin's wedding in fact
33:31you're always a fucking dick at weddings
33:34because every time you look at the bride you're thinking the same thing i'm thinking
33:38you're thinking
33:40that's what our daughter would have looked like on her wedding day
33:45just fucking admit it you prick
33:52just fucking say something
33:55i am not having this conversation
33:57great
33:57fuck yourself
34:03where you going
34:05up your arse
34:07i'm not letting you leave
34:08what are you doing
34:10i am not having steven take us back there
34:13it's not happening
34:14it's not happening
34:15so sit down and eat your fucking dinner
34:18do you even remember how mad you were
34:21with your fucking happy pills
34:23and your parents being fucking idiots
34:25and your trips to the grave
34:27and me worried every time you leave the house
34:30in case you lose your fucking nut again
34:36you were bonkers patty
34:38you were a fucking loon
34:43i'll see you later
34:44can't drive
34:46how you've been drinking
34:47fuck yourself
34:49i'm sorry patty you can't drive
34:50you've been drinking
34:53you've been through what your son's going through
34:55and you can't even talk to him about it
34:56you can't drive
34:57what is it you're avoiding
34:58what is it you're scared you'll see if he looks into your eyes
35:02you can't drive
35:03you've been drinking
35:03fuck yourself
35:06you can't drive patty
35:07you've been drinking
35:08fuck yourself
35:10fuck yourself
35:10fuck yourself
35:31you alright
35:33you alright
35:39you alright
36:00you're out of taxidermy or not
36:02he's sent a view
36:11i'll see
36:12don't worry
36:17Okay.
36:55So what do you think of her?
36:59What do you mean?
37:02What do you think I mean?
37:08Yeah.
37:13I thought it was right up and down earth.
37:15You're so slow.
37:19They're full of it on here.
37:22No.
37:23You reckon it's lyrical?
37:25Of course they do.
37:28Elegiac.
37:31So scared to admit that bolt.
37:36I don't love anything with subtitles.
37:44You died again.
38:19So what else do you think about the film?
38:27What did you think about what it showed about like a couple going through like change or loss or...
38:35Oh.
38:40You didn't like how it showed it?
38:43Or...
38:45It was all so up for yourself.
38:48Yeah it was.
38:51Yeah, so slow.
38:53Yeah.
38:53Right up it's on earth.
38:56And the bloke was annoying.
39:09Okay.
39:10Thanks.
39:11Thanks.
39:12Uhhh.
39:30You found the bloke annoying?
39:36Yeah, it's so annoying.
39:42In what way?
39:46You found him annoying, didn't you?
39:49Of course he was annoying, the whole film was annoying.
39:56But what did you find annoying about him?
40:02What was it about him specifically you found annoying?
40:13Do you want to stop texting?
40:15Yeah, yeah, there he is.
40:18It's my dad talking.
40:30He keeps asking if I'm all good.
40:50In that situation, the house burnt down, she's lost all the stupid art stuff.
40:58The husband's job is to be there for her, look after her.
41:02And he said he's going around making it all about him.
41:05He lost a load of stuff too.
41:07No, but compared to like...
41:22So, he's crying, having a breakdown or whatever.
41:25But what does that achieve?
41:31He's allowed to cry.
41:33No, no, he's allowed to cry.
41:34Of course he's allowed...
41:35Can you just listen to what I'm saying?
41:37Yeah, listen.
41:42Okay.
41:45When stuff happens to us, for example, it's not for me to like...
41:50Wallow, is it?
41:52It's not me that lost the baby, it's you that happened to you.
41:55It's you that had to have the...
42:00I've got to keep like...
42:01Positive.
42:02Head up, eyes open, move forward.
42:04Keep calm, carry on.
42:06I'm just like...
42:08Keeping...
42:08Keeping on with my life.
42:11It's you that had to actually...
42:13Deal with...
42:14With...
42:15The...
42:16Like...
42:17The...
42:18Physicality.
42:23But it did happen to you.
42:26That wasn't my body, was it?
42:30It wasn't my body that had to go through all that.
42:32But they were your babies.
42:37No, listen to what I'm saying.
42:39They were your babies.
42:43You're not listening to me.
42:44They were your babies.
42:45Can you just let me speak?
42:47Is that okay?
42:48Don't get annoyed at me.
42:49I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:51Okay.
42:51I'm not getting annoyed at you.
42:58I only had to deal with like...
43:02The disappointment, if you want to call it that.
43:04And like...
43:06The...
43:07Crisis...
43:07In the moment, which is fine.
43:08I was fine with that.
43:10And there is...
43:11A level of...
43:12Like...
43:13Readjustment, I guess.
43:14They were your babies.
43:20But what I'm trying to say is I didn't have to...
43:22They were your babies.
43:25Can you stop saying that?
43:26They were your babies though.
43:28Why are you being so annoying?
43:31Jesus.
43:33They were your babies.
43:37They were your babies.
43:38We made three babies together.
43:39And they all died.
43:43It's okay to follow.
43:45It's okay if you don't know what to do.
43:48It's okay to be broken.
43:51Your babies died.
43:53I need...
43:59I don't know.
44:35I'm good. Sorry.
44:37No, don't be sorry.
44:40Fucking hell. Sorry.
44:43Okay, if you need to...
44:45I'm good, honestly.
44:47My point is, okay,
44:52can you not interrupt me, please?
44:53Because it's, like, really annoying.
44:56I'm trying to, like, say something,
44:58and you're just like...
45:05They're all, like,
45:07serious and
45:08sad and crying and stuff,
45:10and, oh, boo, here we go, see a therapist.
45:13Spending 100 quid an hour,
45:14whatever it is these fucking people pay,
45:16but what they're actually missing
45:17is he's a mug.
45:22Mug?
45:23Yeah, he's a mug.
45:24Okay.
45:26He's all like,
45:27oh, yeah, great.
45:28We're married.
45:28It's all going to be fine.
45:30Let's just cross our fingers
45:31and hope for the best
45:32and be, like, happy and smiley,
45:33and we're all going to live happily ever after.
45:35But he hasn't got a clue.
45:37He hasn't got a fucking clue.
45:39That's what they never show.
45:41They have to make him all
45:43serious and important,
45:45but the guy is just a mug.
45:46He's a child.
45:47He's pathetic.
45:50He's embarrassing.
45:55Ugh.
46:15You better get used to an early start
46:17when you have the baby.
46:21Yeah.
46:22I'm off not early for work.
46:24Yeah, but how early?
46:26Four or five?
46:27Yeah, but I bet that's on a full night's sleep,
46:29is it?
46:30No way.
46:31Okay.
46:35A TENS machine?
46:36Yeah.
46:37I'm not sure what good a TENS machine will be
46:39when you've got a baby
46:40clambering out of your vagina.
46:42Don't worry about the epidural.
46:43She's got a TENS machine.
46:46Amanda's got a TENS machine, Mum,
46:48for the birth.
46:49TENS machine?
46:51Okay.
46:52I'm just imagining his wife's...
46:55Don't worry about the epidural.
46:57She's got a TENS machine.
46:58Yeah.
46:59It might need more than a TENS machine.
47:02Well, that's what I've been telling her.
47:04I think
47:05it's just
47:07the way you went about it.
47:10Making me go all the way to your office.
47:14And I know,
47:15I could have done a lot of things differently,
47:17but
47:19you know when you cook like a burger
47:21from frozen
47:21and the outside's all
47:23warm and cooked
47:24and the middle bit's still solid ice?
47:27that's you.
47:38Where the hell have you been?
47:40Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:42Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:43No, I've been tracking you.
47:46I saw you, Gavin.
47:47You stopped at Chicken Cottage.
47:50Don't lie to me.
47:52I saw you accept my journey
47:54and then for 13 minutes
47:56your car paused outside Chicken Cottage.
47:59I can smell the bloody chicken.
48:00Let's dig in.
48:03Mom?
48:04Mom?
48:21Mom?
48:22Mom?
48:22Mom?
48:23Mom?
48:30Mom?
48:30gonna be that
48:57It's pretty easy to clean the��
49:03Found this.
49:11Yeah, there's some real classics in there.
49:16I used to sing them with my nan.
49:21We could, uh, sing some, if you...
49:27Can you get a minute?
49:41Ah, Jesus.
49:47.
49:48.
49:50.
49:59.
50:10Hey, how's work?
50:13It was a long one, wasn't it?
50:16Why are you so late?
50:28Hey!
50:30Hey!
50:45Oh, did you just pick a ketchup boy?
50:47Yeah, sorry.
50:49No, sorry.
50:51Oh, I thought you'd finish it.
50:53No, I haven't used it yet.
50:55Oh, sorry.
50:56No, sorry, it's me. I'm all over the place.
50:58No, I'm all over the place.
51:10You stayed here?
51:12Oh, my God.
51:14Oh, what?
51:15You said you were hungry.
51:19Uhhh...
51:20Oh!
51:25You're just dating, so I'll stop talking.
51:34Okay, there's no way of saying this about saying this.
51:45Did I tell you what happened last night when I was leaving?
51:52Are you talking to me?
51:55So it's like quarter to five and she calls me in.
51:59Oh, you took five?
52:00Yeah.
52:01I'm basically packing up my bag at quarter to five.
52:06Mentally, I'm already in the car.
52:09She calls me in and says we need to have another chat about putting together a new HR policy.
52:16That is so boring.
52:20Right.
52:21That literally couldn't be any more boring.
52:24There's only six of us in the office.
52:25You did HR policy, I was saying.
52:27Eleven months ago.
52:29There's only six of us work there.
52:31Why do we need a HR policy?
52:33What's that?
52:35Eleven months ago.
52:37Check out my emails.
52:40There's only six of us work there.
52:43You didn't know HR policy, I was saying.
52:49What's that?
52:52You didn't know HR policy, I was saying.
52:55The dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you when you start the day with
53:04another syllable.
53:05A syllable left unfinished when you move to kiss me.
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