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00:01Have you seen Chelsea? Nakamura? Chelsea! Chelsea! Chelsea! Chels! Hey! So, I think that we should try something new for
00:14the Save the Whales Day. Okay, we usually do the charity golf tournament and no one complains. I know, that's
00:19because everyone finds it too boring for words. You mean you're too bored? That's correct, I find it boring. I
00:24don't mind being the whistleblower here. What's your idea?
00:28Okay. Photo calendar. Our employees, but in very flattering lighting, obviously, we sell it. Boom! Money for Whales. Like a
00:38firefighter calendar? Yeah. Tasteful, classy. You haven't organized anything since your dog's quinceanera. No, but I learned a lot from
00:45that. Fine. If it keeps you out of my office, off email, and away from anything that'll concuss you, I
00:51call that a win. For me. Yes. You won't regret it, Chelsea. Promise. Oh, bar is so low, Jen.
00:57I know. I know. I know. So low. It's basically in the Earth's core, Jen. Yeah, but that's where the
01:02diamonds are made, baby.
01:08So, for our annual Save the Whales fundraiser this year, we're doing something a little outside the box. We are
01:15going to make a photo calendar that is going to showcase 12 of our employees.
01:20I'm calling it hard hat hotties. This is what I came back for, okay? I like the alliteration.
01:28Why only 12 employees? Because there's 12 months in a calendar year, genius. Oh.
01:33How is this fundraising? Whales don't care how we raise funds, Janet. They just want to swim. That's what fish
01:38do.
01:39What happened to the golf tournament? I bought a new glove and a pair of spikes.
01:42We're switching things up this year, Todd.
01:44But the golf tournament is the only day of the year we can be day drunk and get paid for
01:48it.
01:50So we're going to unveil the cover this weekend at that janky gross bar you people love so much.
01:56Chelsea, can we get that inflatable orca set up right out front the venue?
02:00It's an inflatable whale shark, but who cares about accuracy, right?
02:04Nerd.
02:04I've done a bit of catalog work before. What kind of looksie going for?
02:07Yeah, right. Problem.
02:09Editorial, mostly. Um, tradespeople just doing their job, you know, but spicy.
02:15Yeah, because nothing sells calendars like Roach's sweaty ass crack, right, Jenny?
02:19Good to have you back, Homer.
02:20Are our clothes, like, on or off?
02:22On! This is a work event. You must wear proper safety gear.
02:27I mean, whales don't wear clothes, so I'm thinking, like, clothing optional?
02:31What kind of a backdoor argument is that?
02:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:34What?
02:37Everyone's clothes staying on!
02:39Let's just say that I agree to model for this.
02:43What's to stop someone from using my picture to do nasty stuff?
02:48No one is jerking off to you, Janet. Let's make that very clear right here, right now.
02:51This is about something bigger than ourselves, right? Orcas.
02:56Whale sharks.
02:57I don't care.
02:58Okay, if anyone actually wants to participate, sign the sheet. If not, no biggie.
03:02Now back to work. And remember, this is voluntary.
03:05Strongly encouraged.
03:07Voluntary.
03:08See you there.
03:09Free will.
03:10Free or willy.
03:10No means no.
03:11Not really. You're my employee.
03:14I'm ready.
03:16Well, people are constantly staring at my fart blaster all day anyways.
03:20Someone ought to make some money out of it.
03:22Yeah.
03:24Or the whales!
03:26What do you think, Audrey?
03:28You're going to sign up? You have such an interesting look.
03:32Like a gal who cleans her own wounds with vodka.
03:37Well, I think I'm here to be a carpenter, not a calendar model.
03:40Well, it's for charity.
03:41Well, if we were doing a raffle or a blood drive, like every other refinery, I'd show up for that.
03:46Like a blood drive for whales?
03:48What? No. For people.
03:50I didn't think that whale-to-human transfusions were even possible.
03:53Like, what are you picturing? A whale hooked up to, like, a giant IV?
03:56I mean, so much blood.
03:58Audrey, if you're looking to get out of this, and I fully support that,
04:01we need someone who can blow up the inflatable whale.
04:03Done!
04:03Oh, hey, she'd rather blow Shamu than get her picture taken.
04:08If you like that, you can help her.
04:12Fuck.
04:15You will not pressure, coerce, or guilt anyone to participate.
04:19Fine. Totally. Done.
04:25Whales will die, Todd.
04:28Fuck, you're the GS. If you don't do it, nobody will.
04:31Nope.
04:31I've worked here long enough to know how these things go.
04:34I'm not dropping my pants. Nobody needs to see that.
04:37Were you worried about that whole thing there?
04:38Because we can crop it.
04:40Or, you know, we can free you elbows up.
04:42AI does amazing things now.
04:48What do you want?
04:49What?
04:49To do it.
04:50Because I'm not above bribery.
04:52I'm not above being bribed.
04:55Double time.
04:56OT meal.
04:58Fine pizza?
04:59Chicken parmesan.
05:00Chicken parmesan?
05:00I don't know. Who the fuck do we think we are? Mariah Carey?
05:03And dessert.
05:05Lava cake.
05:06You greedy little bitch.
05:12Fine.
05:13Just get them to sign up.
05:15You got it, boss.
05:20Listen up!
05:22Everybody shut up for a minute.
05:23Who wants Friday afternoon off?
05:25Double time pay?
05:27Chicken parmesan OT meal to do this dumbass calendar?
05:29Yeah, fucking right.
05:31Chicken parmesan for everyone?
05:33Jesus.
05:34Come on, if I'm doing this, you guys fucking are.
05:35Chicken parm, people.
05:37Throwing some garlic balls.
05:38So this isn't the Olive Garden staff?
05:41Fine, garlic balls.
05:42Jeez.
05:43Yo, what's up?
05:44She said garlic balls.
05:45Oh, that was my nickname in high school.
05:47Because of how it smelled.
05:49Wow.
05:50We have that full facial coupon and the free yarn wax.
05:53We're in.
05:53We'll do it.
05:54Anyone else?
05:55Nice.
05:55All right, you want an Aztec and move product?
05:57Taser's your man.
05:58I see myself as Mr. April.
05:59Okay.
06:00That's what I'm talking about.
06:02Maybe even a Mr. May.
06:03I'll do it.
06:04Sign me up twice, man.
06:07Screw it.
06:08Screw it.
06:08Hey.
06:09What are you guys doing?
06:10Hey.
06:11Let's quit the noises.
06:13Apparently, I got to do this calendar crap.
06:15Be a leader.
06:16Set an example.
06:16Blah, blah, blah.
06:17All right, right.
06:19What, you want tips on training or something?
06:21From you?
06:22What a joke.
06:23Look at this.
06:23It's fucking steel.
06:25Well, maybe.
06:26Really?
06:27Oh, shit.
06:28Well, I don't know.
06:28You should probably talk to Marcus about it, but first things first, you just got to lose
06:32the form in 15.
06:33Then you got to want it, brother.
06:34And you got to want it bad.
06:35You got to want it more than bread.
06:37Nope.
06:37You got to want it more than beer.
06:38Nope.
06:38You got to want it more than joy itself.
06:40This is going to fucking suck.
06:42Yep.
06:42It will fucking suck.
06:43It's going to suck worse than the biggest, greasiest, dirtiest dick you've ever seen in your life.
06:47And you're going to suck it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
06:49Oh, yeah?
06:49Yes.
06:50And you're going to enjoy it.
06:51I'll do what it takes.
06:52Training begins now.
06:53Let's go.
06:54When he pukes, you clean it.
07:00Run up them fucking stairs like you never run up anything.
07:02You're not a fucking electrician.
07:03You're not a fucking type.
07:04I never got it ever.
07:05Six a.m. was a part of the deal, man.
07:07Now there was greatness.
07:08Now get low.
07:09Go so low, you blow your collar right out of your rightness.
07:11I think I just did.
07:12Good shit, yourself.
07:15Hey, you left.
07:17You dig like you're digging in the couch for the last two bucks.
07:19I ain't no quitting you, Todd Stools.
07:21What the fuck are you doing?
07:23Get whipping!
07:29Sucker.
07:31Discipline and focus at all times.
07:34Do not eat that.
07:36One with hunger.
07:37Put the fuck out of them.
07:39Punch his back.
07:40All the fucking guts out of you.
07:43So like a pimple, swallowed up the cymbals, wanting what I don't need.
07:49Ah!
07:50Your sympathy's the answer.
07:52What the fuck?
07:53You're cheating!
07:54Fuck it.
07:55What the fuck?
07:57What the fuck?
07:58What the fuck?
08:02Mitch, what are you talking about?
08:04Rocks, man.
08:05Rocks.
08:06Hello, talent.
08:08How is this?
08:08I hired him.
08:09He's our photographer.
08:11You hired Dewey?
08:12Uh-huh.
08:12What are his qualifications?
08:14Well, number one, he owns a camera.
08:16And yep, that is 90% of the job.
08:19Honestly, I can't even think of what the other 10% would be.
08:21So I guess that might be a pole job.
08:23Yeah, it's going to be a trademark.
08:24What are you thinking?
08:24I'm going to scout the plant, look for some shadows that hit the cement in a way that,
08:28you know, speaks to me.
08:31Oh, we are going to make some magic.
08:33Yes.
08:35He's an artiste.
08:37My fartiest.
08:42She said she'd be here.
08:43She did throw a piece of bologna at me at the same time, so it could be.
08:46All right.
08:47Good garlic balls, Jim.
08:48Okay, you know what?
08:49How are you with props?
08:51I'm a fucking pro, Dewey.
08:53Yes, I have a friend for you.
08:56And you know what?
08:58I think he's hungry, Steph.
08:59I think he's a hungry little fella.
09:01Why don't we give him a little nibble, huh?
09:03Here we go.
09:05Yeah, he's got an appetite.
09:06Oh, he likes it.
09:08Yes.
09:09Oh, yes.
09:10Very nice, Steph.
09:11Yeah, oh, he's a hungry little boy.
09:13He appreciates it, Steph.
09:14Okay, this is fucking stupid.
09:15I'm done.
09:19Chicken pie.
09:20Mmm.
09:21You didn't want to eat that after the shoot, Roach?
09:24No, I'm good, man.
09:26Okay, I can do this.
09:27I can do this.
09:28Yeah.
09:28Okay.
09:29Okay.
09:30Okay, I need you to focus, though, Roach.
09:32I need you to focus, okay?
09:33Now on the perm, on me.
09:37Okay, this is how they do in the magazine.
09:39Probably.
09:40I think.
09:41I read it once.
09:41I got to show off my new nails.
09:43So these are new.
09:44Catch those.
09:44Mine are cute, too.
09:45Okay.
09:46Or something.
09:46Zooming in.
09:47I'm zooming in, lady.
09:48That's it.
09:49Okay.
09:49Big mama.
09:49Big mama.
09:50Big mama.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:52Yeah, I want you to open that big mama booty.
09:54Hi.
09:55Big mama booty.
09:56Big mama booty.
09:57Big mama booty.
09:58That's it.
09:59That's the shot.
10:00Yes.
10:01Oh, Darth Welder in the house.
10:02Oh, I'm feeling some sparks down south at this weld band.
10:05Are you sure that you have never done this before?
10:08Because.
10:09I got more gas in the tank.
10:11I want to give you guys some options.
10:12We like options.
10:13Okay, what if I wear my welding helmet on my junk like this until I imply danger?
10:19Someone's got some skin in the game.
10:21We're going to go that route, Taze.
10:23I think we need a pop-a-butt.
10:25Oh, okay.
10:26We're just going to do a little, just a little shushing.
10:29Taze with the blades.
10:30There we go.
10:31Oh, but Taze, I think we got to have to see the hair flowing.
10:34Show me that mane.
10:35Oh, yeah.
10:36You're a warrior.
10:37Time to do art.
10:38Let's do it.
10:40Here we go.
10:42Grinders!
10:43Oh, shit.
10:46Turn up!
10:47Oh!
10:48Hey!
10:49Beautiful, Taze.
10:50Hey, whoa!
10:51Yeah!
10:54Okay.
10:55Nice.
10:57Yeah?
10:58Okay.
10:59Nice.
10:59Now, if you could just pop that belt open, give us a little summer tease.
11:03Wait, my pants?
11:04Why?
11:05Crack it open a little bit, you know?
11:06You're Mr. July.
11:07It's supposed to be hot outside, right?
11:09Give us a little humid ass, you know?
11:11I know this was going to be those kind of pictures.
11:14Hey!
11:14Oh, fuck.
11:15Here comes the pants patrol.
11:16You cannot, under any circumstance, pressure an employee to take off his clothes.
11:21Look, you trusted me to run this fundraiser, so just let me.
11:25We are not making anyone uncomfortable, right?
11:28Marcus, you're fine, right?
11:31Tell Chelsea that you're fine.
11:32He's not going to tell you the truth.
11:34You're the boss.
11:35You don't get the power dynamic at play here.
11:37Marcus, has Ms. Conk or Dewey done anything at this company event to make you feel uncomfortable?
11:43Well, my knee's hurt, and I don't love that my aunt's definitely going to see this.
11:48But it's been fine.
11:50So you can't fake that kind of praise?
11:52Up to you, Marcus.
11:53Yeah.
11:55Up to you, Marcus.
11:56It's a bit chilly.
11:58I'm heading for a snack.
12:00Is that okay?
12:01Come on down.
12:02You know, Taser didn't mind the breeze.
12:05He said it makes his nipples pop.
12:06Huh?
12:07That's a professional.
12:08Watch it, Dewey.
12:09I can't fire her, but I can fire you.
12:10Just re-hire you.
12:12I heard that.
12:13Finally!
12:14A safe space again!
12:16No, just walk in, Judge.
12:18That's helpful.
12:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
12:23Perfect.
12:24Take it off.
12:25Are we waiting for anybody else, or?
12:28Just you and me, team blowhole.
12:30Yeah.
12:30Yeah, we've been entrusted with the great honor of blowing this bad boy up.
12:33Yeah, in here.
12:35You want to haul this outside and blow it?
12:36No, Audrey, I don't want to fucking do this anywhere.
12:38It's stupid.
12:39It's a lame-ass, giant-ass pool toy.
12:42I've got so much other shit I'd rather and can be doing, so...
12:45Oh, yeah?
12:46Like what?
12:47Doom-scrolling?
12:48Ghosting people?
12:49Calling your mom?
12:50I love my mom.
12:51This is what's wrong with your generation.
12:53Loving my mom?
12:53Yeah.
12:54Yeah, no, because you think you're above this task.
12:56Fuck.
12:57Who isn't?
12:58Get blowing.
12:59Clock hits four, I hit the door.
13:02You're just going to stand there?
13:03Blow it or suck it, whatever your preference.
13:04Yeah, get your hair dryer.
13:06I miss Jimmy already.
13:09Appreciate you, bro.
13:10I feel good.
13:11Good.
13:12I mean, you still look like a piece of shit, but you did everything you could.
13:14What?
13:16Psst.
13:18Have you boys ever heard of smizing?
13:20No one has heard of smizing, Homer.
13:22What the fuck is it?
13:23Do I got an apprentice for it?
13:24Smizing?
13:25It's when you smile with your eyes, but not your mouth.
13:28Smile with your whole face?
13:29That's amateur clown shit.
13:33Behold.
13:34Oh, fucking.
13:35What is this fucking shit?
13:41Are you fucking with us, Homer, or?
13:43No.
13:44I did some modeling as a child.
13:46Bullshit.
13:46I was the face of a major soda pop brand.
13:49You guys remember the, uh, Chug It Kid?
13:51Shut up!
13:52No fucking way.
13:52That's you?
13:53No way.
13:53Show us.
13:54Oh my god, do it right now!
13:55I did years of therapy to get over that, okay?
13:57Do it.
13:58I can't do it.
13:58Do it, or you're fired again.
14:00Ch-ch-ch-chug it!
14:03That is awesome!
14:04That was you!
14:05Holy shit!
14:05I did billboards, bus stops, even did a short run of urinal cakes, but parents didn't think
14:11it was appropriate to be pissing on a child's face.
14:14Teach me, Homer.
14:14Teach him.
14:15This is a different life.
14:17Different times.
14:19Don't turn your back on us now, Homer.
14:21I gave it all up.
14:23For the glitz and glamour of Weldon, boys.
14:25Chug It Kid.
14:26All right, I'll help.
14:27Listen up!
14:28Yes.
14:29You gotta seduce the camera.
14:31How?
14:32Always be moving.
14:33Get the legs in.
14:34Loosen it.
14:34Yes, Todd, come on, get moving.
14:35Get moving, Ed.
14:36You wanna give the camera different facial expressions, okay?
14:39You're excellent with a smile.
14:40With your teeth.
14:41Smile, Todd.
14:42Show off those pearly whites.
14:43Come on!
14:44Yes!
14:44You're happy!
14:45But then, wait a minute.
14:47Who died?
14:48Who died?
14:49Everyone.
14:50Oh, sad face.
14:50Everyone died, Todd.
14:52You look high.
14:52But wait, what do you see out there?
14:53Is that your best friend fucking your cousin?
14:58No, no.
14:58It's your cousin, Greg.
15:00Your best friend.
15:01Look at him.
15:01Fucking your cousin, Greg.
15:03You're mad at him, Todd.
15:04Not me.
15:04Greg.
15:05But wait.
15:06What's that in the distance?
15:07Over here, Todd.
15:08What is it?
15:08Like, towards me.
15:10Right there.
15:10There it is.
15:11It's a 12-point elk.
15:13You reach back.
15:15Clobber it.
15:16No, you're not gonna clobber it.
15:17No, you're gonna...
15:17You're gonna quiver of arrows.
15:19You're a sexy-ass hunter.
15:20You're gonna draw the arrow.
15:23And then...
15:25Load the bow.
15:27And then...
15:27Fire.
15:29Oh!
15:30What just fell?
15:31The elk.
15:32Dropped a peach.
15:33Get down.
15:33Grab the peach, Todd.
15:34Drop your ass up.
15:35And punch the mouth.
15:36And jiggle the ass.
15:36This is fucking dumb.
15:38And look at me, Todd.
15:39On eye contact.
15:39Flex it.
15:40Down the dog.
15:41I can't do this.
15:42I should never agree to this shit.
15:43What?
15:43Just calm down.
15:44Listen, the man is fucking hangry.
15:45He hasn't eaten anything in goddamn 3D.
15:47Whoa, whoa, whoa.
15:48Hey, hey.
15:48Are you fucking high?
15:49You can't eat before a shoot.
15:51You're gonna blow like a blowfish.
15:52Showtime, dude.
15:52Oh, my sakes.
15:53My lights are high.
15:55Are you boys ready?
15:56No.
15:56You're ready.
15:57That was perfect.
15:57Greatest first lesson I've ever had.
15:58Get out there.
15:59Get out there.
16:00You will never be more ready.
16:02How much money did you make doing those commercials?
16:03None.
16:04My mom owns an island in Belize.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Uh, this is gonna take fucking forever.
16:14Yes, it is.
16:15Which is why we have mandatory breaks.
16:18What the hell happened to all that?
16:20Oh, this is what's wrong with your generation bullshit.
16:22Shit, you're only like two years younger than you, right?
16:24Really?
16:25I thought you just had your 13th birthday last month.
16:30Seniority means I nap first.
16:32Good night.
16:40Oh, yeah.
16:42In a safe space, toddler.
16:43Your lighting's garbage.
16:44Everyone's gonna look like they got fucking jaundice.
16:47Are you telling me how to do my job?
16:49No, Dewey.
16:51I'm telling you how to not ruin a good photo.
16:53Hey, chop chop, boys.
16:54Time is money.
16:55I have just the inspiration for this.
16:58Bend the joints.
16:58Bend the joints, Todd.
16:59There you go.
17:00Yeah, all right.
17:01Over the shoulder, Todd.
17:02No, no.
17:03Towards the camera.
17:04Smart boy.
17:05Yeah.
17:06There you go.
17:06Chin up.
17:07Use the strap.
17:07Smart boy.
17:08You like that, Pete?
17:09Now look.
17:10On the ground in front of you.
17:12There's that same old peach.
17:13You remember that peach, Todd.
17:14Grab that peach.
17:15Grab the peach.
17:16Yeah, I'll grab that peach.
17:17Yeah, I think I'm fighting.
17:22Oh, wait.
17:23Oh, gross.
17:24There you go.
17:25What's that white substance?
17:26Oh, no.
17:27A deer was using it as a cum rag.
17:29Throw that peach away.
17:29Throw it away.
17:30Gross.
17:30Wait.
17:31There's something wrong.
17:32Your body.
17:33Shaky.
17:34That was cursed cum.
17:37All of a sudden, your hands are hooves.
17:40Glorious hooves.
17:40You're a majestic steed.
17:42I want to hear you nay, Todd.
17:43Nay.
17:43Yeah.
17:45Nay.
17:46Louder.
17:48Whoa.
17:49The lid is blowing in your hair.
17:50And then you see it ahead of you.
17:52There's the elk.
17:52You remember the elk, Todd?
17:54You missed the last time, didn't you?
17:55Now reach back.
17:56Flex.
17:57Pull up the arrow.
17:58Good.
17:59And blow the bow.
18:01Yeah.
18:01Chin up.
18:08What the fuck?
18:09Rickett, are you there?
18:11Hold on, buddy.
18:12We've got it.
18:12All right.
18:13And fire it.
18:14Release.
18:15There.
18:15You got it.
18:16Guys.
18:17Come on, man.
18:19Oh, there's my December.
18:21What the fuck?
18:22Crack it.
18:22Oh, good work, man.
18:24Come on.
18:30Okay, guys.
18:31Okay, guys.
18:31It is time to reveal our calendar.
18:34Some people said that my idea was unprofessional and that it blurred ethical lines.
18:40You'll see.
18:40I'm not wrong.
18:42Because it wasn't, it did.
18:43To me, this has always just been about hope.
18:46You know, for us and for our animal friends from the mammals to the whales.
18:51So, let's raise a glass, open our wallets, and remember that for every calendar that you buy, an orca is
19:00so thankful and probably releases one of those cloudy white squirts.
19:06I mean, we're not going to see it because it happens underwater, but it's happening.
19:11Okay, stop.
19:13Sorry.
19:14Okay.
19:14All right, let's go.
19:24I don't remember posing with a dire wolf.
19:27Okay, moving on to February.
19:32We are such snacks.
19:34Remember, Big Mama?
19:35It's payday, Team Con.
19:36Let's open up Big Mama.
19:38I got a cat for somebody with that bad boy.
19:40Looking good, Bert.
19:41Oh, Janet.
19:42Nice duck face, Janet.
19:43Nice fuck face, Homer.
19:46You are my Victorian duckling, Janet.
19:48That's weird.
19:49Moving on.
19:50Nice one, Janet.
19:52Mark it up.
19:53That are you photoshopped.
19:54That's right, it ain't.
19:55I got you, bro.
19:56Thank you, Chris.
19:57And that looks like me, man.
19:59That is you, bro.
20:01That is you, man.
20:02I had to paint out all the tomato sauce on your face.
20:04Kind of looks like my uncle, too.
20:05No, Malone.
20:06Oh.
20:07It looks like Cousin Greg.
20:08Oh, the fucking Dewey.
20:09I was supposed to be a werewolf.
20:11I need way more fucking hair than that.
20:12No, this is the amount of hair we agreed on.
20:14Not at all.
20:15I've got more hair on my right ball.
20:17And?
20:18Moving on.
20:20It's Mr. June.
20:21What the hell is that?
20:22What the fuck?
20:23Stoolie's got a horse body and a giant horse cock?
20:25Centaur.
20:26Get it right.
20:27And I gave Todd actual abs.
20:29Look, my work speaks for itself.
20:31Fucking weird Jewish man.
20:33A little early again, Janet.
20:36Oh.
20:36All right.
20:37So our cover model for the first annual calendar is Janet.
20:42What?
20:43Okay.
20:44No.
20:45No.
20:46No, Janet.
20:46Now is the time to do the drum roll.
20:49Oh.
20:50Hey.
20:56Whoa!
20:57That's me!
20:58Oh, yeah!
20:59This is horrible.
21:00Fuck this.
21:01We skipped wing night for this?
21:03I've got to get another fucking drink.
21:06Go get it!
21:07Go get it!
21:08Fernie, bear me.
21:10Now.
21:10Oh, my God, Stool.
21:12I'd say your abs went on vacation.
21:14Didn't leave a note.
21:15Fuck off.
21:16When was the last time you did a sit-up?
21:17Accepting your past your prime is half the battle.
21:20Yeah?
21:20You sure you've accepted it?
21:22Yeah.
21:23Yeah, I fucking accepted it.
21:25And you can accept this.
21:26Happy to sign up for you, too.
21:28I'm good.
21:28Dear dickhead, go fuck you.
21:30He's going to wipe my ass.
21:32Hey.
21:32Hey.
21:33I think you look great, by the way.
21:34Oh, thanks.
21:35You look good, too.
21:36What'd you think of the horse cock?
21:37Oh, yeah.
21:38Not a fan, but my friend might be.
21:39Get over here, you.
21:40Really?
21:40Yeah.
21:41Hi.
21:42Hello, Rue.
21:42She knows you're dipshit, but she's into that.
21:44Thanks for that.
21:45Yeah.
21:45I guess I kind of am.
21:47What up, horse cocky?
21:48What's up, werewolf man?
21:49Hey, show me this calendar.
21:50I don't have enough hair, but I actually think I look pretty good.
21:52Me, too.
21:52It's smooth and sexy.
21:54You look great.
21:55Oh.
21:58Real funny.
21:59Two slag, please.
22:04You're going to have to tell Todd eventually that you're hooking up with the werewolf.
22:09I mean, do I?
22:11Just sex.
22:18We've only sold 15 of these, and Fernie, the bartender, bought three of them.
22:22Yeah, I know, but you're not factoring in word of mouth, friends and family, bribes.
22:28No one's going to buy this thing, Jen.
22:30Fine.
22:31What are you doing?
22:34How many orcas does 20 grand save?
22:38Okay.
22:38You can't just make this out to whales.
22:40Why not?
22:41Plus, you spelled it wrong.
22:42That's the country.
22:43Good night, ladies.
22:45Anyone going to eat this?
22:46It's going to spoil.
22:47If not, I'm taking it.
22:48That would be a shower.
22:49If not, you have to pay for the calendar.
22:50It's our fee.
22:52See?
22:53They had a great night.
22:55All right, Chelsea, let's not forget that Conk is my company.
22:59Okay?
23:00Get your own shell.
23:04Whales again.
23:12Working hard, boys?
23:14There he is.
23:15Last week was a write-off.
23:16We got a double-timing.
23:17Oh, check it out.
23:17It's cock o'clock.
23:19Check out Roger with the penis pipe.
23:21Hello, little forest animals.
23:22Would you like to smoke some cock?
23:24Backwards with the hammer cocks?
23:26You're getting rained on by a couple whale cocks.
23:28Anyone know who drew these?
23:29Janet.
23:30I think she's only ever seen one, Dick.
23:32What a waste of time this was.
23:34What are you talking about?
23:35Dewey gave you a stellar AI horse cock and Janet gave you another.
23:38Yeah, double-dicker.
23:39Those cockulos.
23:40Multi-cock.
23:40One for pleasure, one for pissing.
23:42All right, back to work, you fox.
23:44Coccasaurus Rex.
23:46Need this.
23:50Cute.
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